The Future Briefing Island - Shire_Folk - 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia (2024)

Table of Contents
Chapter 1: Welcome to the FBI Chapter Text Chapter 2: The Protagonist's Origin Notes: Chapter Text Chapter 3: The Sludge Villain Incident Notes: Chapter Text Notes: Chapter 4: Izuku Gets Super Buff Once All Might's Through With Him Notes: Chapter Text Notes: Chapter 5: What Happens When You Make CON Your Dump Stat? Notes: Chapter Text Notes: Chapter 6: Rendezvous At Lunch Summary: Notes: Chapter Text Notes: Chapter 7: You've Gotta Break A Finger To Throw A Ball Notes: Chapter Text Notes: Chapter 8: Deku Means Cutie Patootie, Right? Notes: Chapter Text Notes: Chapter 9: What is Love? Baby Don't Hurt Me. Don't Hurt Me. No More. Notes: Chapter Text Chapter 10: She Gives Love A Bad Name Notes: Chapter Text Chapter 11: Unexpected Power and Pinky Leads a Committee Notes: Chapter Text Notes: Chapter 12: Izuku and Ochaco Call Shenanigans! Notes: Chapter Text Notes: Chapter 13: When "Totally Useless" Became "Useless After One Punch" Notes: Chapter Text Notes: Chapter 14: Pridefall Pt. 1 Notes: Chapter Text Notes: Chapter 15: Expect the Unexpected Notes: Chapter Text Notes: Chapter 16: The Birth of a World Leader and How Physics Saves Lives! Summary: Chapter Text Chapter 17: Lunchtime Review Notes: Chapter Text Chapter 18: A Sour Taste, or Why You Don't Eat Lunch Before Watching Torture Notes: Chapter Text Notes: Chapter 19: A Ray of Hope Notes: Chapter Text Chapter 20: Embarrassment Central Summary: Notes: Chapter Text Chapter 21: The Aftermath of Day Two Notes: Chapter Text Chapter 22: Warning: Potential Side-Effects Notes: Chapter Text Notes: Chapter 23: Not the Beginning of the End, but the End of the Beginning Notes: Chapter Text Chapter 24: Ah, My Old Nemesis... Recaps Summary: Notes: Chapter Text Chapter 25: Ochaco's Reasons and the Hatching of a Horrible Idea Notes: Chapter Text Notes: Chapter 26: Enter the Tournament Arc! Notes: Chapter Text Chapter 27: When Life Gives You A Magic Lunch... Make Vibranium! Summary: Chapter Text Chapter 28: Who Wants to be a Millionaire, UA Obstacle Course Edition! Notes: Chapter Text Notes: Chapter 29: When the Kid Always Picked Last has to Pick a Team Notes: Chapter Text Notes: Chapter 30: Lab Rats Summary: Notes: Chapter Text Notes: Chapter 31: Slip of the Tongue Makes the World Go 'Round Notes: Chapter Text Chapter 32: Every Battle has an Ending Notes: Chapter Text Chapter 33: A Comic Book Backstory Notes: Chapter Text

Chapter 1: Welcome to the FBI

Chapter Text

When Izuku Midoriya woke up, he was feeling great. Normally that would be a wonderful thing for him to wake up to, with all the times he’d woken up in hospitals or in Recovery Girl’s office, having broken his bones of his own volition or having been attacked by villains. However, waking up this morning feeling fantastic was not something he’d been expecting. He’d fought with Kachan a few nights ago, right after they’d finished the Provisional License Exam, and gotten his ass kicked by the boy with the Explosion quirk. Even though he felt he’d given about as good as he’d gotten, he still lost to the blond in the end. His injuries from that fight hadn’t been healed by their school nurse under strict orders from Mr. Aizawa, and just yesterday he’d been punched really hard in the stomach by U.A. third-year Mirio Togata. Izuku was sure that there would be a big purple bruise on his abs this morning, with maybe a tinge of green…

However, as noted earlier, he felt absolutely fine; beyond fine, even. He felt wonderful. His mind was refreshed, body completely rested and healthy without a kink or cramp or stitch of pain anywhere, and the bed felt so soft it was like sleeping on a cloud.

Wait a… this isn’t my bed! Izuku realized at last, jolting awake and upright. Again, no pain whatsoever when his abdominal muscles completed that movement. Wherever he was, Izuku was fully healed. Curtains were drawn, illuminating the room with clear sunlight, and Izuku finally took in his surroundings. This isn’t my dorm room either. None of my All Merch is here. This bedspread’s different too. It’s like something you’d expect in a five-star hotel, and my bed definitely wasn’t King-sized. He kept looking around, searching for any signs of his belongings, or something to indicate that his presence here had been a voluntary decision of his and that he hadn’t been abducted in the middle of the night. At the very least it wasn’t the League of Villains. After what happened at Camino Ward, Izuku was pretty sure that the next time he ran into them they wouldn’t be placing him in a luxury hotel, free of charge.

At least his phone was there, attached to a charging cord on the nightstand to his right. There was also a desk with a table lamp, a TV stand with quite an impressive model on it, two wardrobes, a couple of fancy armchairs with standing lamps right next to the sliding glass doors that led out to a balcony, beyond which was… holy crap, was that the sea!? That didn’t look like the ocean off the Dagobah Municipal Beach Park in Musutafu. Just where the heck was he?

A groan from off to Izuku’s left made him freeze. He wasn’t alone in the room, and that groan sounded very feminine. Did he do something last night? Is that why he was in a hotel room on an unfamiliar beach? He couldn’t have done that , could he!? His mother was going to kill him when she found out about this! She hadn’t raised her only son to be some kind of sexual deviant! No, wait! His clothes were still on; his white t-shirt that spelled “t-shirt” in kanji and a pair of black athletic shorts which he wore as sleepwear. He couldn’t have done anything immoral, then! And the groan was coming from the second bed. There were two King-sized beds in the room, and it was coming from the other one. He was in the clear!

It still didn’t change that it was a girl’s voice that had groaned with early morning grumbles. “Deku, you’re mumbling.”

Scratch that. It wasn’t just any girl’s voice. It was Uraraka’s voice. Ochaco Uraraka was sleeping in the same room as him! This had to be a dream, yeah, a dream. His mind was totally playing tricks on him. Sure, he’d completed a number of “girl” milestones with Ochaco, like “talk to a girl,” “get a girl’s phone number,” “text a girl,” or the ever-important and heart-pounding “talk to a girl on the phone,” but “sleep in the same room as a girl” was so very far ahead of him Mount Fuji was closer, and he couldn’t even see the volcano from U.A.

“Jeez, you really do mumble a lot, Deku,” Uraraka quietly commented, sitting up from her sleeping position. Izuku was frozen in place with his cheeks growing ever redder, not just from the sight of Uraraka’s mostly bob-cut brown hair experiencing some major bedhead, or from the black tank-top that she’d clearly worn to bed, but from how nonchalant she was being about the whole thing. Was she aware of what happened last night and he was the only one who wasn’t? Did Shinso suddenly come up and brainwash him and that’s why he couldn’t remember? Best to ask her, nice and confident.

“U-uhm, Ur-Uraraka… did, d-did w-w-w-weee do an-anything last night?”

Perfect! Now he could just dive back into that huge comfy bed and wait for death.

“Last night?” the gravity girl’s answer was still groggy, not all the cobwebs shaken loose. “No, I don’t remem…” her voice trailed off as she peered at him. Her brown eyes slowly gained focus as clarity came to them. Izuku could see the gears turning in her head as she became more and more aware of just where they were, and what situation they were in. Uraraka’s cheeks grew pink enough that he could see the blush from where he was standing by the balcony, and Izuku mentally started a countdown for her embarrassed outburst.

3… 2… 1…

“D-DEKU!?” Uraraka shouted, jumping up and almost rolling off the side of the bed. “Wh-what are you doing in my room!?”

“I’m not in your room!” Izuku wasn’t sure shouting was really the best thing, but Uraraka’s outburst, while expected, started to make him panic. “I just woke up here! Why were we sleeping in the same room!?”

“I don’t know!” she shouted back. “Did we do something last night!?”

“If we did, I don’t remember!”

“Well neither do I!”

“Good! Neither of us remember last night, and we were in separate beds, and we’re both still clothed, so nothing happened, right!?”

“Right!”

“Right!”

“Right!”

They stopped, each of them still staring at one another with flushed cheeks. This was one hell of a morning.

Izuku took a deep breath as Uraraka stood up from where she’d crouched by the edge of her bed, revealing the pink pyjama pants she’d been wearing, and did his best not to get distracted by how cute the getup was. “Okay, maybe we should retrace our steps. If we put our heads together, I’m sure we can figure this out.”

“Right,” Uraraka agreed, nodding. “Good idea. I’ll start. So last night after getting back to the dorms the girls and I had tea while we discussed the idea of the work study program Mr. Aizawa and Togata were telling us about this week. Then we got changed out of our uniforms and had supper at a café Yaoyorozu knew that was close to the station. After that I came back to the dorms, hung out a bit with Jiro and Hagakure in Jiro’s room, then did some homework for Miss Midnight and fell asleep.” She sighed before giving Izuku her undivided attention. “What about you, Deku?”

He looked down at his hand. “After we got back to the dorms after school, I called Gran Torino, the hero I did my internship with, to ask if he was taking students for the work study program, but he said that he was too busy working on something else to take me on for a work study before recommending that I ask if All Might could introduce me to his former sidekick Sir Nighteye.”

Uraraka tilted her head for a bit before placing her fist in her palm. “Oh yeah, that makes sense! You and All Might are pretty close after all. I’m sure he could introduce you. That sounds like a great idea, Deku! What else?”

“Well, after that I really just had dinner with the rest of the class. I have a suspicion that one of the reasons you all didn’t stick around was because it was Kaminari and Kirishima’s turn to cook, and you know how that can get.” A dead look came to his eyes for a moment as he remembered the food. Why do such a thing? What had mackerel ever done to hurt them so bad? Izuku shook his head. “After that I basically just did some weight training in my room and finished Present Mic’s assignment, then I went to sleep after browsing the hero news and forums and making some more notes in my hero notebooks. The next thing I knew, I woke up here, with you.”

The two of them stared at each other for a few seconds, and Izuku could feel his cheeks starting to burn again. “N-not that there’s anything wrong with that!”

“No! Of course not!” Uraraka hastened to agree with him. “We’re friends, after all. Sure it’s weird and all, but hey, it’s not like I’m waking up in the same room as Bakugo or something. That would have been even more awkward, ha ha.”

Izuku compelled himself to laugh along with Uraraka’s plainly forced attempt at humour, but they’d clearly gotten nowhere in answering any basic questions as to how they managed to get into this hotel room.

“DAMMIT! WHERE THE HELL ARE WE!?”

The two teens turned their attention to the door almost quickly enough to give them whiplash. The shout of an angry pomeranian was quickly accompanied by the sound of an explosion. “Wha—? Kachan’s here too!?”

“Then we’d better get to Bakugo before he tears this place apart,” Uraraka stated, giving Izuku a look that showed that they could worry about their current circ*mstances later. Izuku quickly grabbed what looked to be room keys from a sleeve on the TV stand while each of them slipped on a pair of complimentary slippers before exiting the room.

It wasn’t hard to track Bakugo down as they travelled down the hallways lined with doors with number placards on them on one side with the side opposite decorated in pillars that let in the fresh air of the outdoors and the sight of lush gardens and other greenery, solidifying the impression that they were in a resort hotel. Tracking him was a simple matter of just following the sounds of the shouts and explosions from his quirk. Other students they recognized started leaving rooms as well, joining the pair on the expedition towards Class 1-A’s Explosion Boy.

“Hey Midoriya,” spoke up the invisible form of Hagakure, clothed in an oversized robin’s egg blue t-shirt and pair of black shorts he could barely see beneath the hem, “do you know what’s going on?” While it had become a normal thing to see the rest of the 1-A boys in their pyjamas, Izuku couldn’t exactly say the same about the girls. Normally whenever they came down to the common area of their dorm building they were already dressed in casual clothes, their school uniforms, or a personal shirt and their blue gym pants. Seeing Hagakure and Uraraka in their sleepwear like this, it almost felt like he was seeing something he otherwise shouldn’t.

Trying to put those thoughts away until later, Izuku shook his head. “No. I’m just as in the dark as you are about this.”

“Well clearly Bakugo’s not too happy about it,” Ojiro clicked his tongue. “I can understand somewhat, but does he need to be so noisy so early in the morning?”

“You know Bakugo,” Tokoyami griped. “He has two volumes: angry and explosion.”

They found him on the ground floor at the base of a sweeping grand staircase, already being scolded be Iida. More people were gathering around, conversation growing louder until the entirety of Class 1-A was standing around a dolphin fountain in their pyjamas. Iida recommended that they all come forward with their recollections of the previous night just as Izuku and Uraraka had already privately done, but the results were just as inconclusive as theirs. Nobody knew how they had suddenly woken up in what was clearly a resort, and some were clearly more excited about the prospect of being here than they were concerned about whatever had happened to them.

“You’re all noisy. Calm down.”

The tired, grumpy voice of their homeroom teacher cut through the chatter and silenced them as it always did. As one the class turned towards the voice. Shota Aizawa stood there, dressed as he always did in his black hero outfit and capture scarf, looking like he hadn’t slept a wink. Despite how refreshed and energized everyone in class was feeling, their teacher still looked like the walking dead, even if he had slept just as well as the rest of them had.

“Given your state of dress and reaction, I can only surmise that none of you are aware of exactly how or why we’ve been transported here,” Aizawa continued. “Do you have any thoughts, Principal Nezu?”

Izuku blinked. Aizawa’s capture scarf started to move, and the white bear/dog/mouse-like creature who was the principal of U.A. popped out and climbed down, dressed in a pair of pink pyjamas and cap patterned with blocks of cheese. “I am sure that all the answers will be revealed in time,” the principal answered while Izuku just stared. Did Nezu really sleep in that? It was jarring. “What matters now is ensuring that we take stock of the situation, and ensuring that we are the only ones that have arrived in this location.”

“Hey! Hey! 1-A! Do you have any idea what’s going on?” Izuku joined his class in looking up at the staircase again, and quickly spotted who was calling.

“Hey Tetsutetsu!” Kirishima called up. “What are you doing here, man?”

“I was hoping you’d tell us that,” the Steel quirk user said. “Me ‘n Kendo just woke up here. She sent me to figure out what all the commotion over here was while she started poking around. Is Mr. Vlad King down there with you?”

“Vlad’s not here, Tetsutetsu,” Aizawa answered him. “Right now it’s just Class 1-A, myself, Principal Nezu, and yourself and Miss Kendo that we’ve identified as having woken up here.”

“Tetsutetsu!” Yaoyorozu called. “If you can, go bring Kendo and anyone else she’s found back here!”

“Yes!” Iida agreed. “It would be wiser for us to stick together in this situation.”

The boy from 1-B nodded. “Got it. I’ll be back with Kendo in a minute!”

Ashido elbowed Uraraka. “Gotta say,” she said quietly, “I didn’t take Tetsutetsu for the sleeping shirtless type.” Uraraka glanced around at the boys in their class. Sato and Kaminari weren’t wearing shirts either.

“Is it really that big a deal, Mina?” she asked back in a hushed tone, though there was a light dusting of pink to her cheeks. “We train with them every day.”

“I just appreciate the eye candy in its natural habitat,” Ashido replied.

“Iida, go check to see if there’s some receptionist or staff member handy at the front desk,” Aizawa instructed. “It’s unusual that nobody’s come to greet us yet. Perhaps they can explain this.”

“Yes sir! I’ll be right back!”

Minutes ticked by. Iida returned with foreboding news. No one was present at the front desk, and nobody came no matter how many times he rang the bell on the counter. Tetsutetsu and Kendo arrived and joined class 1-A on the ground floor, accompanied by Mei Hatsume from the Support course’s class 1-H. She was just as bewildered as them all, but didn’t seem too bothered by the situation. Midnight also arrived, dressed in a casual light pink t-shirt and white slacks as opposed to her hero costume.

It was only when a skeletal-looking emaciated blonde man arrived in a white shirt and green cargo pants, the true form of the now retired Number One Pro Hero, All Might, did any of their queries receive an answer.

“Oh goody! Everyone’s all together now! Finally. Took you all long enough.”

“Where’s that coming from?” Izuku asked.

“Sounds like speakers,” Jiro answered.

Hatsume pointed. “There, on the walls near the ceiling! So, am I to take it you’re the reason I can’t work on any of my babies right now?”

“Forget that! Show yourself!” Bakugo demanded, holding out his hands, firing off mini explosions from his sweat. “Get your face out here right now so you can start talking!”

“Yeesh, I knew you were violent, but I didn’t think you’d start threatening me right off the bat. Anyway, I don’t know the full story myself, but now that the group’s all here we can begin. Head on over to the Maple Theatre. Take the hallway on the first right after the front desk, then take the next left. The doors will be on the left with Japanese red maple designs on them.”

“And why the Hell should we listen to you?” Bakugo demanded with his usual subtlety.

Izuku just looked at him tiredly. Kachan…

“Because if you don’t then you won’t get answers, or food, and I’ll turn off the water and electricity. Turn this into a survival on a deserted island experiment instead.”

“Deserted island!?”

The voice seemed annoyed by the sudden shout of the majority of students. “Yes! Deserted island! Now hurry up and get to the Maple Theatre. I’ve got stuff to explain!”

“I believe it would be best if we just followed directions for now,” Midnight spoke up. “Information gathering is key when in an unknown situation.”

“Midnight’s right.” Aizawa looked over his class, his gaze lingering on Bakugo. “Stop being irrational. Let’s move, people.”

As the class followed the directions of the voice piped through the speakers, Iida and Uraraka sidled up to Izuku. “Midoriya,” Iida asked, “I’m concerned about this. You don’t suppose that Kurogiri, the warp villain, could have deposited us all on this island?”

Izuku placed a finger to his chin. “I wonder about that. While it’s certainly possible that Kurogiri would be able to warp us to and from places, if he was capable of performing something on this scale then the League of Villains would be much more difficult to deal with than it already is. If he could have pulled off something like this, then the USJ would have gone much differently, or the League could just warp themselves right into U.A.’s campus whenever they wanted to. By that extension, if Kurogiri had the ability to warp each of us out of our beds without us realizing it then we’d probably all be dead right now. One touch from all five fingers from Shigaraki and his quirk would decay our bodies completely into dust. Unless it's a different person with a similar quirk that did this. But if they meant us harm then we probably wouldn't all be here having a conversation like this right now.”

He looked up to see not only Iida and Uraraka, but Kaminari, Jiro, and Sero looking at him with disturbed or terrified expressions. “What?”

“Dude, that’s creepy just thinking about it,” Jiro answered. Sero nodded and placed a hand to the back of his head.

“Well, at least we know the League isn’t behind this,” he said, seemingly trying to find the bright spot in Izuku’s muttering. “Like Midoriya said, if they were behind it, we kinda wouldn’t be here right now, would we?”

Izuku shook his head and glanced down at his right hand. “Especially not me. At the training camp, there were a couple of villains who said I was on Shigaraki’s kill list, so the fact that I’m still here means it definitely wasn’t the League of Villains.”

“You’re on his what list!?” Uraraka yelped.

“You need to tell people things like this, man!” Kaminari said. “That’s scary!”

“I agree,” Iida added. “You should have let Mr. Aizawa know about that right away.”

Izuku blushed, putting up his hands in a fluster. “Guys it’s fine. Really. We’re all here and we’ve got Mr. Aizawa with us. Besides, that’s what the dorm system was for, right? So we could all be safe and protected on campus from the villains.”

“But Deku…” Uraraka pouted. “Hearing that they’re after you specifically, it makes me worried that you’re going to get hurt again.”

“Fat load of good the dorms are doing if this happened basically right after they implemented them,” Jiro commented dryly. “I don’t see how the administration is going to be able to sweep this incident under the rug.”

Just as Jiro finished saying that, Principal Nezu declared, “It looks like this is our destination.” He was difficult to make out, with some of the taller students and Aizawa between Izuku and the principal, but sure enough they had stopped in front of a pair of white doors with very well painted images of Japanese red maple trees on them. Shoji pushed the doors open, and the group proceeded inside. The theatre’s seating arrangements were somewhat different from a traditional cinema. The arrangement was still tiered seating as normal, but instead of individual chairs for people to sit in there was instead a large number of couches and loveseats, each of them seemingly having folding tables built into the armrests or between the seats to allow for whoever was sitting down to place items in front of them. It seemed like they could also recline, should they so choose.

“Yoo-hoo! Glad you all decided to follow directions. Man, I was not looking forward to having to rough it until you played along.”

That’s the same voice as on the speakers! Izuku turned to the right, catching sight of the speaker with his green eyes in the well-lit room. It was a woman, maybe twenty-five to thirty years old, with long bright red hair and scarlet eyes. She was wearing a black sundress and gold chain necklace, and was standing behind a laptop and what appeared to be a bunch of AV equipment.

“Yes, we have arrived,” Principal Nezu spoke up before anyone with a more forceful attitude (Izuku glanced at Bakugo, who had Kirishima’s hand on his shoulder to hold him back). “I presume that you have the answers to our questions, chief among them being how we arrived at this location.”

She shrugged. “Beats me. It wasn’t me that got you here. It’s just my job to look after you lot now that you are. However!” She cut off the rising indignation at her brushing aside how they got here with a raised comment. “I can tell you where you are. You’re on the Future Briefing Island, or FBI for short!”

The students and teachers stared at her for a solid beat. FBI, huh?

“Now I’m sure you’re wondering why you’re here,” she continued. “Oh, sorry, I forgot my manners. My name’s Amahi Kamimoto, it’s nice to meet you. Now, you’re here because upper management recognized that your future’s going to get really interesting pretty soon even without intervention, and decided that it’d be a fun little experiment to see how that future would change if we showed the unadulterated version to you all.”

“You brought us here to show us the future?” Aizawa asked. “I find that hard to believe.”

“I agree,” All Might nodded. “What benefit would showing us the future have? Do you intend to have us change it? I know a man who believes that the future is impossible to change, no matter how hard you try. If we know of the future, will we even be able to alter it?”

Kamimoto nodded. “Of course. You do have free will after all. You can choose to change it, or follow the path you’re already on. You’ll have plenty of time to think it over, though. Time doesn’t work the same way here on FBI. Once we’re done, you’ll be returned to your beds back at U.A., and no time will have passed there whatsoever.”

“Oh, so if it’s not a bad future, we can just choose to leave things alone?” Kendo inquired. Kamimoto nodded again.

“If you feel that way, sure. However, just from what we know of the future of your world, there’s a lot of instability on the way. Think about what’s happened even in the past few weeks and months. The USJ, Hosu, your summer training camp, Camino, and the retirement of the Symbol of Peace.” Izuku felt a hand grasp at his heart as Kamimoto’s eyes lingered on him, a small smirk on her lips. Those scarlet eyes pierced him.

She knows! He didn’t know how, but the look she gave him, it was the only conclusion he could come to. The warmth in the room left him, leaving his body to feel a terrible chill.

“Instability breeds chaos and destruction. What happened in Camino is just a taste of what’s to come in the future of Japan’s hero-saturated society. What you will learn here may help you to change fates that have been set. Many lives could be saved, young heroes.”

The students looked around at each other. “Wait, doesn’t that sound a little too big for us?” Kaminari asked. “We’re just first year Hero course students!”

“And Support!”

“Isn’t changing the fate of Japan putting too much pressure on us?” Kaminari continued.

She wagged her finger at him. “Aha, perhaps, if we were only showing the future to you , but there are a few figures in this room who have some influence, wouldn’t you agree?”

“Ah, the principal!” Yaoyorozu gasped.

“Of course,” Kendo agreed. “And All Might. Even if he’s retired now, he still has a lot of influence and connections.”

“Yes, and with Principal Nezu’s quirk, he could definitely devise a plan to overcome the pitfalls of knowing the future to guide us forward,” Izuku added.

Midnight folded her arms over her chest, smiling slightly. “So you show us the future to give us a better chance at stopping the League, then?” she inquired. “While that does sound like an offer that’s almost too good to be true, if everything else you’ve said is so, then I don’t see any reason why we should refuse. However, I don’t trust that you’re doing this simply out of goodness in your heart. What do you get out of it? What must we give up in exchange?”

“If you intend to harm our students, then whatever deal you’re offering is off,” Aizawa declared.

“But Mr. Aizawa!” Uraraka blurted out. “What if what she’s saying is true? We could save a lot of lives!”

“The more we know, the better off we’ll be, ribbit,” Asui agreed. “Don’t you always say that information is necessary for rational decision-making?”

Kamimoto shrugged and chuckled. “Like I said, the only thing we want out of this is to see what you do, and how the future may change. Trust me when I say that the guys in upper management and I have taken a liking to you guys, and if nothing changes some of you are in line for some really tragic things to happen to you.” Her eyes glinted. “Get what I’m saying? There’s some nasty stuff coming. Not all of you are making it out unscathed. Some of you may even lose your lives in the current future. Yes, Hero students , fear, suffering, death , even, are on the way. If possible, we would like to see adorable cinnamon rolls such as yourselves avoid that and live happy productive lives saving people from villains and disasters. That’s our price, that you take this opportunity seriously, and learn something from it.”

Izuku gulped, and he could feel the tension thickly in the air. He remembered the televised fight in Camino between All Might and All For One, and what had just happened in their licensing exam. That man from the Hero Public Safety Commission had implored them to continue their training with even more zeal and diligence; that Japan needed them to be the best they possibly could. With the Symbol of Peace gone, with All Might unable to hold the line all on his own anymore, could they really manage? All For One was behind bars, but if he’d been around since the Dawn of Quirks, just how intricate were his plans? Had he planned for the scenario of being locked away? Could they still make Nomus without him?

It was terrifying to consider.

A growl attracted his attention. “Like Hell,” Bakugo spat. “I don’t need you to show me the future; ‘cause I already know it. I’m gonna be the number one hero, and I’m gonna beat the sh*t outta every last punk-ass villain that rears their ugly heads.”

Kamimoto chuckled in her throat, muttering something under her breath, and Izuku heard Shoji whisper, “285? What does that mean?”

“Jeez, just how big of an ego do you have, Bakugo?” Tetsutetsu argued. “We’re all setting out to be number one.”

“Yeah, but all you extras are going to be choking on smoke as I leave you behind! I’m taking the top spot, and don’t you forget it!”

“Your drive is pretty manly Bakugo, but try toning it down a notch, would ya?” Kirishima asked.

“And what if the future she shows us is one where you’re not the number one hero?” Tokoyami inquired. “What then?”

“Screw that noise! I’ll blast that sh*tty future sky high! Hey! Babysitter! Tell us what we need to do to show us this future you’re talking about.”

Well, that's a switch, everyone thought.

“I take Bakugo’s acceptance to mean that you’re all in agreement to seeing what the future holds?” Kamimoto asked.

Mei’s hand shot up. “Excuse me, but is this future you’re showing going to involve me in any way? Sounds like this is a big Hero Course thing and if I’m not needed can I get a workshop to make my adorable babies while the rest of ‘em are all learning stuff?”

“Of course it involves you,” Kamimoto replied, her voice turning sweet and energetic to match Hatsume’s energy. “You’re a central supporting character in what I’m about to show, after all. You make the super cute babies that the heroes will need. Seeing what sorts of villains and situations they’ll run up against is bound to give you ample ideas for support items to help them combat it.”

“Hm… good point! I shall participate. However! I still want a design studio to work on my babies whenever we’re free from these lectures! Mr. Power Loader isn’t here to kick me out. Also, I want to be able to bring all the super cute babies I make back to U.A. with me.”

“Done,” Kamimoto agreed, and snapped her fingers. “I figured you’d want something like that anyway. You’re not the type to play at the beach or pool on your free time anyway, and you’ll have plenty of that.”

“We’re getting free time too?” Ashido asked, her eyes glimmering with excitement.

“That means the pool, right?” Mineta asked. “And the beach?”

“Of course. Why put you all up on a deserted resort island if you’re just going to be cooped up in the theatre the whole time? Speaking of which, now that we’ve all agreed, allow me to lay out your timetable for the duration of your stay here.” She pressed a button on a remote, and the movie screen lit up with a schedule divided into blocks. “Now then, it’s currently just past nine in the morning. The schedule that I’ve set up is going to have you here in the Maple Theatre from ten until noon, then you’ll have an hour for lunch and come back here for another hour from one to two. I could have condensed things to shorten the timetable for your stay here in FBI, but I decided it would be beneficial to have more time to soak up what you’ll be learning. Apart from that, the time is yours. Play, study, train, start up a sizzling summer romance, have in-depth discussions and seminars on what you learn with me, it’s all up to you.”

“All right!” Kaminari pumped his fist. “This is gonna be awesome! Summer vacation 2.0!”

“Although,” Kamimoto turned her gaze towards Aizawa, who was glaring at her something fierce, “I imagine Eraser Head here is going to be putting your noses to the grindstone even after I set you free to run along and play. Even with your successes at the provisional license exam, your training camp was interrupted after all.”

One hand was on his capture scarf. “This better not be some kind of sick joke you’re playing on us,” he said as his eyes glowed red.

“Ooh, scary. I’m getting chills. But, sorry Eraser. I’m Quirkless. You can’t erase what’s not there to begin with.” Kamimoto smiled and waved to the group. “Okay! You’re all to meet me back here at ten o’clock, and be here at least ten to five minutes early, got it? We start right at ten! Don’t make me come find you if you’re late. You can find the breakfast buffet in the dining hall. Just follow the signs, and don’t be creeped out by the lack of visible staff. Anything you could want will be provided for you if you ask, though I will warn you. Alcohol will only be provided to those of age eighteen and over, so if you naughty teenagers want some booze from the bar you’re going to need to be real nice and convince your teachers to let you drink with their supervision.”

Izuku glanced at Aizawa and couldn’t describe the level of animosity he was projecting towards this Kamimoto woman. Perhaps it was best to just rush off to breakfast before he came to blows with their mysterious caretaker.

In all the rush and excitement as they headed out for food, he’d forgotten to ask why he and Uraraka were sharing a room.

The students were wowed by the spread they saw waiting for them in the dining hall as Kamimoto said. Almost anything they could want for breakfast in both Japanese and Western styles was laid out. Fish, rice, miso, pancakes, waffles, cereal, porridge, eggs, natto, bacon, sausage, potatoes, fruit, vegetables, assorted fruit juices, coffee, tea…

“This place is amazing!” Uraraka gasped, promptly fainting at the luxury.

“Uraraka! Wake up! Stay with us!” Izuku called to her, having just managed to catch the gravity girl before she hit the ground. Whether she was just playing around like she had acted when they moved into Heights Alliance or not, Izuku wasn’t going to take any chances as he held her in his arms by her shoulders. “Quick! Somebody get her something to smell! Food will probably wake her up.”

His classmates chuckled. “C’mon Uraraka, show some class,” Kaminari teased.

“Yes! Uraraka, this is just like when we moved into the dorms,” Iida scolded, arms moving in a chopping motion. “Stop playing around.”

Uraraka’s eyes opened. Izuku looked at her and sighed in relief. “Thank goodness, you’re all right. You fainted just now.”

“Sorry Deku, I guess I was a bit overwhelmed.” She smiled as she apologized, then her whole body went rigid for a moment as she stared at him. An instant later, Uraraka had bolted out of his arms. “Right! Time for breakfast! We’re going to need lots of energy to learn about the future, so lets eat up everyone!”

Izuku blinked as he watched her, the gravity girl pumping her fist energetically in the air, joined by Ashido and Hagakure, who were also celebrating getting to do this on a private island resort. “Well she sure bounced back quickly.”

“You’ve got that right,” Iida agreed, placing his hands on his hips and giving a warm smile. “Come, Midoriya, we should follow her example and get some breakfast. Afterwards we should check the wardrobes within our rooms. Given the attention to detail Miss Kamimoto ascribed to this place, I imagine that we were provided proper clothes to change into during the day.”

Izuku nodded. “Right. Let’s do our best.” We’ve been given an unprecedented opportunity to further our training. For everyone’s future, let’s learn all we can while we’re here.

Miraculously, Izuku and Uraraka were able to make it through changing out of their pyjamas both without letting the rest of their peers know that they were sharing a room and without totally embarrassing themselves to their roommate. U.A. student uniforms were hanging up in the wardrobes, as well as the personal clothes that had been kept in each student’s furniture back in their dorm rooms. Apart from the luxury of the resort and the fact that he had a roommate, the familiarity of the routine resembled dorm life closely enough. He didn’t even think twice about having changed into his uniform, since he felt like this was close enough to a class situation to merit it.

“Plus Iida will probably nag at anyone who’s not wearing theirs,” Uraraka pointed out, to which Izuku could only agree with a smile and a sigh.

When ten o’clock came there wasn’t a single straggler as all twenty-three U.A. students and their four teachers returned to the Maple Theatre to Kamimoto’s smiling approval, only three-quarters of them actually in uniform. “Alright kiddies and teachers, get yourselves comfortable and we’ll get started. I have some notebooks, pencils, and pens up here for you to take if you’d like to take notes. Drinks are also available upon request. Water and pop for the kids, with the option of alcohol for the adults. I know for a fact at least one of you will want a drink or two either while you’re in here or later tonight while you process this.”

“Could you stop keeping us in suspense and get serious?” Aizawa asked.

Kamimoto laughed. “I am serious; totally serious.” She pressed a button on the remote in her hand and the doors to the Maple Theatre slammed shut, quickly followed by the sound of a locking mechanism. She pressed a second button and the room was rapidly illuminated by blue light before the illumination ceased. “Okay, now that that’s out of the way, let me go over some housekeeping for you all. The door is locked. It will only unlock once our two hours are up. If you need to use the toilet, there’s a door to the side right over there for you to use. Similarly, the blue light you all just witnessed was a quirk suppressor. None of you will be able to use your quirks for the next two hours while we’re in here. De-powering you is mostly for my own personal safety, since some of you have rather explosive personalities. If you’re able to survive school days without using them, you can survive a couple of hours without them as well. Now, about the future that you’re all here to witness…”

She paused for dramatic effect.

“…I’m not going to be lecturing you about it, I’m going to be showing it to you.”

“That makes sense,” Sato mumbled. “We are in a movie theatre after all.”

“So are you going to be showing us movies of the future?” Yaoyorozu asked.

Kaminari groaned. “Ah man, I hate watching documentaries.”

“Don’t be like that Kaminari,” Izuku tried to cheer him up. “Maybe they’re really good ones? Or maybe they aren’t documentaries at all?”

“Bingo to Mr. Midoriya,” Kamimoto said, clapping her hands. “I’ll be playing a show for you all, showing the events of the future, with all the things that come with it like musical score and narration of the world and characters’ thoughts for exposition purposes. And like all shows, there’s a cast of characters, mainly you all!”

She paused to let that sink in. While some of Izuku’s classmates seemed excited, others appeared to have expected this to be the case. Izuku himself began to feel that chill that had crept up his spine. If he was one of the characters in this show that they were about to watch, and it could reveal their thoughts, then…

He glanced at All Might, seeing his mentor watching him closely. Their eyes met.

No, no, no, no, no, no, no! Not good. They’ll find out… Everyone will… everyone will know!

“I suppose it was to be expected,” Yaoyorozu commented. “There had to be a reason why we were the ones being shown this future.”

“So we’re going to be watching a show that revolves around my class and other U.A. students, is that right?” Aizawa asked.

Kamimoto nodded her head. “Correct. Each episode will be about twenty-five minutes long, after which we'll break for five minutes and then start up the next episode. If you're following along that means two episodes an hour, for six episodes per day split four before lunch and two after. However, while Class 1-A of U.A. is the main focus, we’ve brought in the two students from 1-B you’re all most familiar with as a control group. We trust that Miss Kendo and Mr. Tetsutetsu are diligent enough to understand the importance of what they’re about to witness and put aside the inter-class rivalry. While they’re getting stronger through hard work and rigorous training under Vlad King, watching this with their peers will give them an important perspective on just how different their lives might have been if they’d been placed in 1-A instead. Also, I should mention one other thing.”

Izuku gulped as she locked eyes with him. “It’s really difficult to have the entirety of a class as “the main character” of a show. We’re not talking about a small group of four or five people here, but an entire class of twenty students. It’s not possible to squeeze in all of their perspectives all the time. So, for the purposes of what you’ll see here, the main protagonist of our story is that of a boy who started at the bottom in order to overthrow the top!”

“Ooh, I like that phrasing,” Midnight purred. “And who might this student be?”

“You’ll find out in a minute,” Kamimoto said. “Now everyone, take your seats. We have a lot of ground to cover.”

Izuku started to tremble as everyone moved down into the prepared seating. Kendo, Iida, Todoroki, Yaoyorozu, and Shoji had all grabbed notebooks. Izuku was just about to as well when he felt a familiar bony hand touch him on the shoulder. “Young Midoriya?”

“A-All Might?” Izuku asked. He quickly looked around. Nobody seemed to be paying attention. “What is it?” It was a dumb question. He knew fully well why All Might was here.

“I know, and don’t be afraid,” All Might stated.

“Don’t be afraid?” Izuku asked. All Might nodded at him, and gave him a warm smile.

“It’s going to be all right, young Midoriya,” his mentor told him softly, but with a confident edge that made Izuku want to believe that it would.

Izuku felt tears welling up in his eyes. Was this really all right? Would it really be okay for everyone in class to know? “Are you sure? All Might?”

“If the secret gets out then it gets out, but there’s no finer group of students than your friends in Class 1-A, and young Kendo, Tetsutetsu, and Hatsume aren’t bad either. Just think of it as expanding the circle of trust.”

“Deku? Hurry up! We saved a seat down here for you!”

All Might proudly gave Izuku a thumbs-up and a winning smile. “Now get a notebook and join your friends. They might just surprise you.” Izuku nodded, wiping his eyes with his arm, and rushed to do just that. All Might watched his protégé go to the couch closest to the screen, which was still great seating for the presentation, then turned to look at Kamimoto. “Thank you for waiting. You can start now.”

She smirked at him. “Of course I was going to wait for you to finish with him. He is the star of the show after all.” She raised her voice as she turned back to the AV equipment while All Might went to the back left corner where the other teachers were gathered. “Okay everyone, we’re starting now!”

The chatter died down as the screen lit up, beginning a period of their lives that would flip them on their heads.

Chapter 2: The Protagonist's Origin

Notes:

Taking a bit of a risk with this one. Hope you all like it.

This is what I get for staying up until 3:30 am to finish it...

Chapter Text

The lights dimmed slightly while the screen lit up blue. It wasn’t too dark for them to be unable to write, but it wasn’t entirely a brightly lit classroom either. It gave the wood-panelled room and its deep red-upholstered seating a warm and homey feeling, actually. Izuku was glad for that, because despite what All Might had said, he wasn’t sure that he was ready for his secrets to be divulged to so many people so suddenly.

I suppose I’ll just have to deal with it, he thought. She said that she’d be giving us time to process everything before we went back, which means that I’ll have time to mend any relationships that get broken because of this… so long as they don’t become completely unfixable…

“...and play!” cheered Kamimoto, images suddenly replacing the blue screen.

An apartment building and leafy green trees in the gleam of sunlight. The sounds of cicadas. It appeared to be summer. Then a small green-haired boy with messy curls and a diamond pattern of freckles on each cheek. He was crying as he stared forward.

“Midoriya?” Todoroki pondered.

“You’re so cute! I just want to give you a hug!” Ashido cried out.

Bakugo scowled from the couch he sat on with Kirishima. From bottom to the top, of course this is gonna be about that nerd.

“Why are you being so mean?” little Izuku Midoriya asked. The camera zoomed out, showing him standing in front of another boy on the ground, arms around his stomach, also in tears. “You’re making him cry Kachan! If you keep on hurting him…” little Izuku shifted into a fighting stance, “I’ll uh, I’ll stop you myself!”

“So even as a young boy, Midoriya was devoted to saving people,” Midnight stated quietly. “My, how far he’s come.”

Uraraka glanced at her seat partner, Midoriya, sitting next to her and half hearing the whispering of his classmates calling him cute, and smiled. You go Deku! Standing up to Bakugo when you were so small and adorable! Kick his butt!

Child Katsuki Bakugo and two other children just stared at Izuku before smirking. One grew out big red wings like a dragon, while the other extended his fingers. “You wanna pretend to be a hero?” Little Pomeranian smashed his right fist into his left palm, sparking an explosion. “You don’t stand a chance without a quirk, Deku.”

“Such a malicious smile for a child,” Tokoyami muttered as the three kids rushed Izuku, to the startled gasps of the students.

“Bakugo how dare you!” Iida exclaimed, standing up and chopping his hand towards him. “That’s no way for a future hero to behave!”

Uraraka sank back in her seat. Guess that didn’t go how I imagined it.

“Hey! What’s the big idea with calling him quirkless, huh?” Tetsutetsu shouted. “He’s just a kid! Maybe it hadn’t manifested yet, or he didn’t know he even had it!”

“Shut up you damn extras!” Bakugo shouted. “I was a snot-nosed brat picking a playground fight. Don’t tell me none of you ever got into any! Hey! You! The Babysitter lady! I may not give a sh*t about watching some sh*tty show with Deku as the main character, but this is the past, not the future! Show us that like you said!”

Kamimoto groaned. She was glad she paused it. “First off, get over yourself. Everyone is the main character of their own story; this is Midoriya’s. Secondly, I never said that I would only show you the future, and to understand the future you need to know the past. Now cool your jets and watch the damn thing, and maybe show a little remorse for being a little sh*t.”

There were more than a few chuckles amongst the students and teachers alike as Kamimoto called out Bakugo, and while the Explosion user sat back down, he did so with a feral look on his face.

As the cicadas continued their uncaring chorus, the scene revealing a beaten up child Midoriya lying dazed in the sand of the park, the voice of teenage Midoriya began to narrate. “Here’s the sad truth. All men are not created equal. When I was four years old, I learned that some kids have more power than others.”

“A sad but true sentiment,” Nezu commented from where he sat on Midnight’s lap. “Though hopefully some of you all learned it in a way that was not so violent.”

A now adolescent Midoriya ran through a puddle on Musutafu’s city streets, dressed in the black middle school uniform of Aldera Junior High, while his narration continued. “But that won’t hold me back. If anything it pushes me to do better.”

“There’s that smile we know and love!” Ashido beamed as on screen Midoriya ran underneath the blooming cherry trees, showing that it was springtime. Izuku blushed and tried not to show it when Uraraka and Iida both showed amusem*nt at his reaction.

Asui placed a finger to her chin. “I wonder what Midoriya’s so excited about, ribbit?”

A giant villain with an angular beak-shaped head was standing on a set of train tracks, roaring. 14 year-old Midoriya stopped running, a huge smile still on his face as he watched from a distance. The image froze, outlining his form, and a caption appeared on the screen, giving his name.

“We know Deku’s name already, dammit!” Bakugo shouted. “Why bother telling us!?”

“I already told you! Exposition!”

The screen cut back to the villain, then pulled back to show he was standing on an overpass above a sign for “Tatooin Station”. Midoriya gasped from behind the police line being set up to prevent bystanders from getting too close, though there was still a crowd past the policeman with a megaphone. “Wow! That’s one huge supervillain!”

Jiro frowned. “Are the police even doing their jobs? Why are so many people getting so close?”

"It's a villain fight," Ojiro replied. "I know I always got excited when I saw one going on."

"Ooh! Looks like the show intro's starting!" Kaminari crowed. "Love that guitar riff with All Might posing!"

“Hey it’s us!” Mineta excitedly called out as the students of 1-A were shown in their hero costumes alongside their names.

“Dammit,” Tetsutetsu grumbled. “I guess this really is about 1-A after all.”

Kendo placed a comforting hand on his shoulder. “We were kinda told that from the beginning, though, weren’t we? Don’t let it get to you Tetsutetsu. We can learn from this.”

“Hey, those are the villains from the USJ,” Sato pointed out.

“Don’t tell me we’re going to have to watch that happen again!” Mineta moaned.

“All Might’s fight with that Nomu!” Kirishima said. “Oh man, I can’t wait to get to that part. It was so awesome to see it up close!”

“Mr. Aizawa, you looked totally badass fighting all those villains just now,” Kaminari praised him.

His homeroom teacher shrugged. “I’m your teacher. It’s my responsibility to protect you all. I was just doing my job, but thank you, Kaminari.”

Everyone quieted down as the intro wound down to an end, showing the whole class posing in front of the school in their costumes.

“So the show is called “My Hero Academia” is it?” Yaoyorozu uttered quietly.

A hospital at night. Midoriya’s narration started up again. “The first incident was in Qing Qing City. An extraordinary child was born who radiated light.”

Some of the students chuckled at the sight of a terrified father, looking at a baby who was brightly glowing as if they were heaven-sent.

“After that, reports of people with superpowers popped up across the globe,” Midoriya’s narration continued as the screen showed examples of fire and ice quirks, and one that was either telekinesis on its own or a combination telekinesis/speedreading quirk. “No one knew what was causing these quirks. Before long, the supernatural became the totally normal. Dreams, a reality.” All Might in his hero form and costume was shown, striding down a dark hallway. “The world became a superhuman society, with about eighty percent of the population possessing some uncanny ability. Our streets look like scenes from comic books. As cities swirled with chaos and confusion, a new profession dominated our collective consciousness. It was an age of heroes.”

“It’s interesting to hear it said so succinctly,” Iida commented as the scene returned to the villain fight in the show’s “present”. “After all, this is our normal.”

“Yeah, could you imagine having to explain this to people in the pre-quirk era?” Asui added. “They probably would compare it to a comic book.”

“Good comparison, Professor Midoriya!” Ashido brightly intoned, giving him a thumbs-up.

“Although, amongst children under the age of twenty the quirkless rate is actually closer to about eight percent these days,” Yaoyorozu added. “It’s much rarer now.”

“Oh nice! Way to go, Death Arms!” a civilian cheered after the silver-haired pro hero in blue and yellow caught part of a steel electrical tower in his hands as the music swelled into an upbeat heroic tune. “The Punching Hero!” another onlooker shouted. “I wish I had a quirk that made me super strong!”

The front of the crowd was suddenly reined in by ropes of water being controlled by another pro hero dressed like a firefighter, keeping the onlookers from getting too close. “Everyone, please stay back. This area is far too dangerous!”

“Whoa! The rescue specialist Backdraft is here? He’ll make sure we’re okay!”

“Why are the police in this so incompetent?” Aizawa muttered, frowning and narrowing his eyes at the screen. “Why is someone like Backdraft doing crowd control?”

“A good question,” Midnight agreed as civilians asked about the background to what was happening. “We did see an officer earlier before the intro, but now the few that are attempting to hold back the crowd aren’t doing a very good job of it. Some officials look like they just want to watch the fight too.”

“Just some amateur. Stole someone’s bag and got himself cornered.”

The man that bystander was talking to frowned in disappointment while Midoriya inched his way through the crowd. “A quirk like that and he’s just a petty thief.”

Of course, Aizawa sighed, watching his student’s actions. Problem child heads right towards the villain fight.

A group of schoolgirls suddenly squealed as a shadow flew over the crowd. “It’s Kamui! We’re your biggest fans!”

“Man, I hope I get that kind of appreciation when I go pro,” Kaminari said, watching as the wooden hero Kamui Woods charged into battle with the giant villain.

“You said it,” Mineta agreed. “Popular heroes get all the girls!”

Kendo looked up and to her left, towards the couch where Mineta was sitting with Shoji. He was one of the students not wearing his uniform, but instead a pair of grey shorts and a purple “I (heart) Mt. Lady” t-shirt. I hope this isn’t going to be a recurring theme of his.

“Ah this is gonna be good!” young(er) Midoriya exclaimed in excitement, having finally reached Backdraft’s barrier.

“Wow, you look happy Deku,” Uraraka said, elbowing him in the side. “I guess you got a good look at the action.”

He blushed, nodding, but didn’t say anything, preferring instead to watch.

“It’s Kamui Woods!” his onscreen double declared as the hero got a stenciled introduction like himself and the others had earlier. “He may be new, but he’s making a big name for himself!”

“One look at that dopey grin and I know what you are,” stated an older man who had some kind of star-shaped antennae protruding from his cheeks and the top of his head. He grinned at Midoriya and made a finger gun as he lightly accused him of being, “A fanboy!”

“That’s our Midoriya,” Yaoyorozu politely affirmed as the audience chuckled good-naturedly. Izuku buried his head in his hands as his cheeks burned.

“That guy’s right,” Sero agreed. “He knew what you were in an instant.”

A damn nerd more like, Bakugo thought privately.

All Might smiled warmly at his successor.

Kamui Woods crouched on top of an arch above the tracks, staring down the giant villain. “Assault, robbery, and illegal use of powers during rush-hour traffic. You are the incarnation of evil!”

“Whoa, melodramatic much?” Jiro laughed.

“Yeah, the guy’s just a purse snatcher,” Tetsutetsu added, “not someone like that gas quirk kid from the training camp.”

Midnight looked at All Might. “Is Kamui Woods always so serious?”

“I’ve only worked with him the one time,” he replied as the hero on screen prepared to use his ultimate move, “so I can’t say for sure, but he took his role in the raid quite seriously.”

“The Pre-emptive…”

“Binding…”

“Lacquered Chain Prison!” both Kamui Woods and Midoriya exclaimed as the hero launched his ultimate move.

Uraraka giggled at the lighthearted intensity. “You’re such a dork, Deku,” she teased.

“Canyon Cannon!” Kamui Woods’ ultimate move was interrupted by a sudden flying kick from a giant hero who burst into the scene at the last second, knocking the villain off the overpass. She stood up in front of the downed villain, the show’s “camera” centred on the curve of her butt.

Midoriya jolted as lines of men with cameras suddenly appeared beside him. “Money shot. Money shot. Money shot.”

“Piece of cake for the world’s next hottest hero,” the giantess stated with a breezy, dismissive tone. “Hi everyone. I’m Mt. Lady, and you don’t need to worry about this bum anymore,” she greeted, winking and emphasizing her giant butt at the word.

“Money shot. Money shot. Money shot.”

“Midoriya!” Mineta yelled. “Why didn’t you tell us you were at Mt. Lady’s debut!?”

“Didn’t she traumatize you during your internship with her?” Todoroki asked.

“Not the point! She’s still hot! Pretty boys like you wouldn’t understand!”

Todoroki looked down at his hand. “I’m a pretty boy?”

“I admit, I’m with the lady who was standing behind Midoriya,” Midnight commented. “Takeyama was too forward.”

Aizawa glanced at her. “This from the woman whose hero costume in high school was just a jacket, pouches over her nipples, and a belt? You weren’t even wearing underwear.”

All Might spat out blood as Midoriya's voice narrated the role of pro heroes in today's society. “Kayama! Have you no shame!? No wonder the Diet passed that costume exposure law.”

“...all the fame and glory. Their careers depended on their ability to stay in the spotlight.” A yellow light illuminated the down on his knees tragic hero Kamui Woods, while a purple light lit up the villainous face of Mt. Lady, usurping the spotlight Kamui Woods would have received.

The students smiled as the onscreen Midoriya started muttering up a storm while taking notes on the newly debuted Mt. Lady. “Ah, so that’s what Midoriya’s always saying when he's muttering,” Kirishima said. “I was never able to catch anything before.”

Yaoyorozu nodded. “I knew you had an analytical mind, Midoriya, but I didn’t realize you were processing things that quickly. You’ve just seen Mt. Lady once and you already appear to have her figured out.”

Izuku blushed and placed a hand on the back of his head, rubbing it in embarrassment. “Oh, it’s really nothing special, Yaoyorozu. Quirk analysis is really just a hobby of mine.”

Midoriya looked up at the man who'd watched the villain fight with him, after having given the note-taking fanboy encouragement. He gave a big bright smile that illuminated the entire screen. “Yes! More than anything!”

“Aww, now that’s an adorable smile,” Hatsume spoke up, seemingly speaking for all the girls as they nodded in agreement.

“Dude!” Kaminari interjected, standing up and looking straight at Midoriya. “Stop being so cute! You’re gonna steal all the girls away!”

“Izuku Midoriya: Origin,” Iida read, turning to look at his friend. “It looks like the first episode is your origin story, Midoriya."

“Isn’t this kind of private information?” Asui asked. She looked over to the couch next to hers, where Midoriya was sitting with Uraraka and Iida. “Are you okay with this, Midoriya?”

He nodded. “It’ll be uncomfortable, sure,” he said, not quite noticing that Kamimoto had paused it on the title card. “There are… a lot of secrets I’ve been keeping from everyone about my past. But, I trust you all. And if learning about my past and our future can help save people, then I’m fine with it. Just…” he looked down, his hands gripping the fabric of his green uniform pants just by the knee. “Just promise me you all won’t judge me, or Kachan, too harshly.”

Asui wasn’t the only one staring at him after that declaration, but she turned back to the screen as Kamimoto started it up again. “Ribbit.”

From the title card, the scene transitioned to a typical public middle school, captioned ‘Aldera Junior High’. A homeroom teacher in a classroom began speaking, and the audience could see both Midoriya and Bakugo in the class, Midoriya seemingly trying not to be noticed and Bakugo lazing about disrespectfully with his feet on his desk. “So, as third year students, it’s time to start thinking seriously about your futures and what you want to do with your lives!” Midoriya furtively looked up from his notebook at his teacher. “I could pass out some career aptitude tests but…”

The teacher glared at the sheets of paper in his hand. “Why bother?” Already some students near his desk were starting to show off their quirks. One boy’s body audibly began turning into grey rock. “I know you all want to go to the Hero track!”

“Have these students no discipline!?” Iida complained, chopping his hand as Izuku’s entire class devolved into chaos of rampant quirk usage. “Quirks are not to be used while class is in session!”

That teacher’s an idiot, Aizawa thought dismissively. He has no control over his class and doesn’t seem to give a damn.

“You doing okay, Midoriya?” Ojiro asked, frowning slightly. “Your attitude here is a complete one-eighty from when you were watching the villain fight earlier.”

Uraraka glanced at Izuku as he shrunk into his seat. He had said that this would be uncomfortable, but his posture was becoming insular. “Well uh…”

“Hey teach.”

Attention returned to the screen at the sound of middle school Bakugo’s voice.

“Don’t lump me in with this bunch of losers. I’m the real deal, but these guys will be lucky to end up as sidekicks to some busted D-lister.” He laughed.

“Oh, so Bakugo’s just always been a dick,” Jiro commented while the boys’ class jeered at his insult. “Good to know.”

“Heh, no wonder nobody in our class likes you,” Tetsutetsu sniped.

“Like I care what you Class B rejects think!”

“…impressive test results,” their homeroom teacher remarked. “Maybe you will get into U.A. High.”

Bakugo looked smug as his classmates peered in astonishment. “He’s gonna try for the national school?”

“They’re right,” Iida concurred as the middle-schoolers onscreen talked about how impossible it was to get in. “U.A.’s Hero course is exceedingly difficult to get accepted into. Now that I think about it, the practical test especially is essentially rigged against applicants.”

“That’s exactly why it’s the only place worthy of me,” crowed Bakugo with a prideful look on his face as he stood atop his desk. “I aced all the mock tests. I’m the only one at this school who stands a chance of getting in. I’ll end up more popular than All Might himself, and be the richest Hero of all time!”

“How very humble of you Bakugo,” Tokoyami declared with a frown.

Young Midoriya was right, All Might thought. Kid’s got drive in spades and is prideful to a fault.

“Oh yeah, Midoriya, don’t you wanna go to U.A. too?” His teacher’s words were casual, almost an afterthought, bringing up the one other student in class who aspired to enter the prestigious institution. Bakugo’s form was stylized in white as he froze in complete shock, while Midoriya squeaked and looked very much like he wanted to disappear.

Uraraka frowned. She could hear Deku’s breath hitching in his throat. He clearly seemed to remember this day. It must have been a very important one, especially for this episode to be titled as his origin story.

The class broke into uproarious laughter while their teacher looked disinterested.

“That doesn’t seem right,” Yaoyorozu said, frowning and tapping her pen against her open notebook. “Midoriya made it, and his quirk—”

“…into the Hero Course without a quirk!”

Eyes widened throughout the theatre. Bakugo was the only one to not show any change.

“Wha-wha-whaaaat!?” Hatsume yelled while Kamimoto conveniently paused it just as Aldera Midoriya stood up in a panic.

“That’s bullsh*t!” Tetsutetsu stood up. “We saw what you did at the Sports Fest! There’s no way you could’ve done that without a quirk!”

“Yeah man!” Kaminari added, leaning forward and grabbing the railing at the head of his riser’s level. He looked down at where Izuku was sitting. “You’re like, one of the strongest dudes in our class! If they’re saying it’s impossible for you then how on earth did I get in?”

“I still wonder that to this day,” Jiro mumbled.

“So, like, are you kids gonna shut up and watch or not?” Kamimoto inquired, giving them all a completely unamused look. “We’ve got a schedule to keep and I’m gonna get in trouble if I have to keep pausing the video all the time.”

“But what those kids are saying is completely untrue!” Hagakure argued. “How can we just stay silent when they’re all making fun of Midoriya like that?”

“Yeah!” Ashido agreed. “They’re treating Midori like he’s the class clown or something! It’s not right!”

“Ugh! That’s why there are scheduled breaks between episodes!” Kamimoto groaned as she explained again. “And why you’re only watching for three hours a day! Now keep the volume on your muttering to a minimum. I may have watched all of these, like, twenty-five times, but that’s ‘cuz I still like watching ‘em!” She unpaused.

“Well actually they got rid of that rule!” Midoriya tried to defend his position in a panic. “I could be the first one.” Aldera Bakugo roared, slamming his hand against Izuku’s desk and causing an explosion from his quirk. Izuku was blown away, landing hard on his rear end while the blond raged.

“Listen up, Deku.”

Bakugo’s malice-laden voice caused the shouts of disapproval to fail in throats as they watched, unable to look away. Like a disaster in slow motion, his morbid charisma on screen held their attention.

“You’re even worse than the rest of these damn rejects, you quirkless wannabe! You really think they’d let someone like you in when they could have me?”

“Even Bakugo’s calling him quirkless,” Kirishima muttered. He was used to Bakugo, but seeing his past like this was…unsettling.

Midoriya scrambled to put distance between himself and his far more aggressive and violent classmate, holding out his hand and scooting backwards until his back touched the classroom’s back wall. “No! Wait! You’ve got it all wrong, really! I’m not trying to compete against you. You’ve gotta believe me! It’s just that…” he looked down, seemingly not daring to face any of his classmates as he confessed his dreams. “I’ve wanted to be a hero since I was little. I may not have a quirk, but I can still try my hardest, can’t I?”

Izuku felt Uraraka’s hand grasp his arm tightly. She wasn’t looking at him, but he could see the wet shine of tears in her eyes.

“Yeah, you can be a hero Midoriya,” Sato whispered under his breath with a slight nod.

If you have the will and drive it’s possible, thought Aizawa, eyes narrowed at the screen. Not all quirks can give you an edge in hero work; when I fight I’m essentially quirkless. It’s unprecedented but with the way this Midoriya of the past is, he doesn’t stand a chance at becoming the Quirkless Hero.

Bakugo didn’t seem to agree with Aizawa’s internal thoughts. “You’d never be able to hang with the best of the best! You’d die in the exams!” His image and those of Midoriya’s classmates became red-eyed and mouthed black silhouettes with jagged outlines and spiky teeth against an ominous purple background. “Defenseless Izuku!” mocked Bakugo as Midoriya flinched inwards. “This school’s already crappy. You really wanna embarrass it more by failing so hard?”

“I’m getting chills,” Jiro said, rubbing her arms as the scene changed to another place in Musutafu just after noon. “Bakugo looked like a real monster right there.”

“Oui,” Aoyama agreed. “In fact, he kind of looked like a vil—”

“Say “villain” and I’ll blow your head off!” Bakugo roared over the on-screen scream. “I’m gonna be a hero, dammit!”

“Now, now, students, let’s not make a fuss and continue to watch,” Principal Nezu instructed. “We are here to learn from the past, after all.”

Uraraka scrunched up her nose as she looked back at the screen. She still hadn’t let go of Izuku’s arm. “Yeah, learn that Bakugo’s even worse than he is now.”

“But doesn’t that me—”

“Yell all you want, sucker; this cash is mine!”

Izuku had been about to tell Uraraka that Bakugo had gotten better since he didn’t always act that way anymore, but the voice of the sludge villain stopped him. He turned his eyes back to the screen, feeling his heart quicken with the beat of the background music as bystanders talked.

The back of an emaciated man was shown as he walked out of a convenience store, overhearing the citizens. “Remember when we didn’t have to worry about randos with quirks all the time?”

“Seriously, there’s no stopping them.”

The skeletal figure hunched for a second before his body expanded, growing tall and buff; becoming a person anyone would recognize. “Yes there is.”

“Aw sweet! It’s All Might!” Sato said.

“You know why?” the man asked as the civilians who’d been standing in front of the door suddenly became excited. The laughing sludge villain looked back, terror piercing him at the sight of All Might’s smile. “I am here!”

“I didn’t know he would be making an appearance this early,” Iida stated as the show’s title card appeared. He turned to Izuku. “That must mean that All Might plays a part in your origin, correct Midoriya?”

Izuku nodded his head. “Y-yeah. You’ll see if you keep watching.”

“So I guess that’s how he kept his secret for so long,” Sero said. “Nobody would know it was him when he wasn’t bulked out because he looks totally different.”

Back at Aldera, class seemed to have ended. Midoriya was scrolling on his phone, smiling, looking happy again.

Uraraka smiled as her onscreen Deku mentioned the morning’s hero fight. “You look better when you’re happy, Deku.”

Izuku blushed. “U-uh.. thanks, Uraraka.”

Bakugo snatched his notebook right out of his hand and stood over Midoriya with utter disrespect for the green-haired smol boi etched into his being. “I don’t know what you think you’re doing, Deku, but we’re not done.”

“Just leave him alone you jerk!” Hagakure snapped.

“It’s a show, Hagakure,” Yaoyorozu reminded her. “You can’t change what happened.”

“Don’t tell me you’re taking notes on how to be a hero,” one of Bakugo’s two flunkies laughed at the sight of Midoriya’s ‘Hero Analysis for the Future No. 13’ notebook. “That’s so pathetic!”

“He’s delusional,” mocked the other.

Midoriya looked between the two and Bakugo as they picked on him. “Yeah, real funny guys. Just give it back.” Bakugo slammed the notebook between his fists, making an explosion that torched Midoriya’s pride as the boy made a distressing wail before whimpering, “That’s so mean…”

With an unsettling amount of casual disinterest, Bakugo tossed the torched notebook over his shoulder, where it flew outside the open window. Midoriya reached for it in a panic, but it was already well beyond his grasp.

“Bakugo! Your behaviour is shameful and unbecoming of a prospective hero!” Iida chastised.

“No wonder he didn’t pass the licensing exam,” Kendo muttered as others grumbled at the display. Bakugo didn’t respond to the scolding he was receiving, and tried not to be bothered by the anxious look Kirishima was sending his way. He’d been trying to teach that damn nerd a lesson and do him a favour, to get him to stop writing cheques his stupid quirkless ass couldn’t cash. Then he could sit back on the sidelines like all the rest of the useless extras and watch as he soared to the top.

Izuku winced. Uraraka’s grip was getting tighter. She seemed to catch on to the fact that she was causing him discomfort and let go. “Oh, sorry,” she whispered as Bakugo started monologuing. “Watching this, what you went through…” she clutched a fist tightly to her chest. “It’s upsetting.”

“It’s all in the past,” Izuku tried to mollify her. “I’m over it.”

“That doesn’t make it okay,” Iida sternly objected in a quiet voice only their couch and those closest to them could hear. “And you’re wrong. You’re not.”

Izuku didn’t answer.

“…garbage junior high to get into U.A., people will start talking about me like that. They’ll realize I’m legit, the next big thing. That’s not ego talking, I just know I’m good.”

Ego, one of his lackeys thought, looking at the smug expression on Bakugo’s face.

Yeah, totally ego, thought everyone, ever.

Bakugo’s hand was on Midoriya’s scrawny shoulder, giving the green-haired boy a grin with no mirth in it. Smoke came from his hand. He was causing his nitro-sweat to burn into Midoriya’s shoulder. “Here’s a little word of advice, nerd. Don’t even think of applying, or else.”

“Ouch, that’s gotta hurt,” Hatsume cringed at the sight of Midoriya’s smoking shoulder.

All Midoriya could do in response was whimper. Whether that was in pain, fear, or a dreadful co*cktail of both, it wasn’t clear, but he certainly looked frozen to the spot without an ounce of courage. The bullies started to leave, their expressions satisfied with the result. “That’s just sad,” one of them began. “I thought you at least had some fight in you.”

“He finally gets it. He’ll never be a hero. Better to find out now instead of later, I guess,” laughed the other.

Kamimoto’s eyes flew wide. sh*t! That’s here! sh*t! sh*t! sh*t! She quickly paused it just as Aldera Bakugo reached the doorway and stopped. Standing up she called out, “Okay, just a biiiig disclaimer warning here! What happens next is bad! Like, super bad! It in no way reflects the present mental states of those involved, since it was well over a year ago and they’ve had character development but… yeah, it’s pretty f*cked up.”

“Jeez, wonder how it could get even worse?” Sero asked.

“I agree,” Tokoyami stated. “This is already atrocious, especially for someone so intent on becoming a hero.”

Uraraka turned to Izuku, her face one of barely restrained outrage. “Deku, is what’s about to happen going to make me want to catapult Bakugo to the Moon?”

Izuku wanted to look anywhere but at her right now as he shrunk back into his seat cushions. Having his entire class witness what was objectively the worst day of his life was incredibly nerve-wracking, but he was at least a little bit glad for all their words of support and encouragement, and their righteous fury on his behalf. “Uh… yeah, probably.”

“Bakugo… what happened?” Kirishima asked his seatmate. He shrugged.

“I don't f*ckin' remember,” he answered.

Bakugo glanced back behind him towards Midoriya. His expression seemed kind, and actually somewhat nice. He still looked a little stuck-up, but he’d lost all the rage and condescending demeanour. “You know if you really want to be a hero that badly there actually might be another way.”

The eyes of the teachers narrowed as Bakugo spoke. Everyone held their breath. They couldn’t believe what they were seeing. Was he about to offer encouragement?

Bakugo frowned and tapped his finger against his chin as he stared at his younger self. What did I tell that stupid nerd again?

Izuku took a deep breath and placed his head in his hands. Here it comes…

“Just pray that you’ll be born with a quirk in your next life, and take a swan dive off the roof of the building.”

Oh right… that.

Midoriya turned around and glared at Bakugo with tears at the base of his eyes, growling. Bakugo raised his right hand up, explosions bursting around his fingers. “Something wrong?”

Midoriya froze again, whimpering in terror at the implied threat.

Kamimoto sighed as she held onto her remote, pausing it as the scene changed to the exterior of Aldera. Should have budgeted for this. I’m just going to let them vent this one.

The expected uproar of noise stopped barely after it began with just a single sound overcoming all the shouts and cries. It was the sound of the wall breaking as a fist crashed through it.

Who’s fist? All Might’s.

Not emaciated Toshinori Yagi’s, All Might’s.

All Might was standing in the aisle, his right arm extended through the wall, and he was not smiling.

Kamimoto nearly fell out of her chair in surprise. “What!? How!? The quirk suppressor’s up! A-and you don’t even have your power anymore!”

“You’re right, I don’t,” All Might replied in his rich baritone, smoke was starting to come from his form, but he didn’t seem to be letting up. “But this, this is the embodiment of my righteous fury!”

“A-All Might…” Izuku whispered, staring at his mentor and for the first time since Camino Ward, feeling fear.

The former number one Hero turned towards the student sitting in the row just in front of where he and the other teachers had chosen to sit, at the blond who slouched in the couch right at the edge of the row. All Might hadn’t said anything throughout the last several minutes of what they’d been watching, but his anger had steadily been growing. From Bakugo assaulting young Izuku when they were only four as the tyke tried to show some heroic spirit, through the obvious torment he exhibited towards Midoriya on what was clearly a daily basis, and now to this!?

“Pray that you’ll be born with a quirk in your next life, and take a swan dive off the roof of the building? Is that right? Did you truly say such a thing, Katsuki Bakugo!?

Before the young man could answer, All Might had his face in his giant left hand and had lifted the boy off his feet into the air. The students gasped, but none of them could get a word past their mouths except Hatsume. “Uh-oh! This is intense!”

“I take back what I said the other night,” All Might declared as he held up Bakugo, the young man struggling in vain to get the newly retired pro to release him. “You aren’t fit to be Izuku’s rival; you are unworthy of being a hero!

“All—” Nezu stopped Aizawa with a paw to his knee. There was a troubled expression on the principal’s face as he observed the scene.

Izuku shook the tears out of his eyes as he stood up from the couch. “All Might! Stop! Don’t do th—”

“Young Midoriya!”

All Might’s shout killed whatever else Izuku had been about to say.

“For once in your life, listen to your teacher and do not try to be a hero!” All Might ordered. “I did not know what I know now, Young Midoriya. I crushed your dream that day more thoroughly than any villain I ever defeated. I, your hero, your idol, placed you on the precipice of despair, and for that I am ashamed and enraged. Uraraka! Iida! Sit him down! This needs to happen.” The two named students, too stunned by the revelation of what Bakugo had told their best friend to do and too shocked by the rapidly changing events, did as they were told; they grabbed Midoriya by the shoulders and had him sit back down. Uraraka grasped his left hand, squeezing it tight.

All Might continued, somehow still maintaining his muscle form. “Young Bakugo, what your middle school self said just now is the antithesis of everything a hero should be. I heard you talking to Young Kirishima. You didn’t even remember what you said. Based on how your teacher acted when you were bullying Young Midoriya right in front of him, I imagine this incident never officially happened. That’s why you have such a spotless record from your middle school and why Young Midoriya’s has some black marks, isn’t it? Anything you did was cleared away and swept under the rug, and all the blame was imposed upon weak, little, helpless, quirkless Midoriya!”

Now even All Might’s saying Midoriya’s quirkless, Asui thought. This doesn’t make any sense at all.

What is All Might saying? Uraraka thought, squeezing Midoriya’s hand and holding on to his shoulder. Midoriya wasn’t looking at her. He wasn’t even looking at All Might and Bakugo. He was folding into himself, like a turtle trying to withdraw into his shell.

“Get your hand offa me All Might!” Bakugo raged against the titan, placing his hand against All Might’s arm. This was just like their first term finals, only now he didn’t have his quirk to help him. How was All Might doing this? How was he still so strong!? He shouldn’t have been able to keep muscle form up for more than a couple of seconds!

“You are unworthy of his friendship!” All Might shouted Bakugo down. “You are unworthy of this class! YOU ARE UNWORTHY!” All Might reared his right fist back. “TEXAAAS…”

“All Might!” “Sir!” “You’ll kill him!”

“...SMAAAASH!!!”

Bakugo staggered away from the punch as he was dropped, losing his balance and falling onto his butt on the stairs in the aisle. There was a slight pain in his cheek, but it stung more than any injury he’d sustained in his life. He looked up at the source. All Might had deflated to his true form at the moment just before impact, and the pro was looking down at him with contempt. He’d never seen that look before in his eyes, even when he’d been fighting All For One.

“But you are lucky, Young Bakugo,” All Might declared, panting. “Young Midoriya has such a kind heart. He wants you in U.A.. He wants you to change and become the hero you’re striving to become, but that can’t happen as things stand. Actions. Have. Consequences. Words have a more cutting impact than any physical blow. You may have avoided punishment for your transgressions before coming to U.A., but know this: if Young Midoriya had not hidden this so well from me in the ten months I spent training him before U.A. and I learned of it; had he told me what you’d said to him at any point before your entrance exam, or that you’d bullied him for eleven straight years, I’d have had you expelled from Aldera. You’d never have had the chance to set foot in U.A., and you’d only have had yourself and your own actions to blame.”

All Might turned away from Bakugo, and silently walked down the steps towards the front row. Everyone’s eyes tracked him but Bakugo’s and Izuku’s. Bakugo was still staring forward in complete shock, and Izuku wanted nothing more than to stare at his feet. All Might had just dropped several bombshells of information on them all, and nobody knew exactly what they could or couldn’t take from them. Did he really say all that? What in the world was he talking about?

Izuku saw a familiar pair of shoes stop in front of his. His stomach felt like lead. This was the worst case scenario. Kachan was going to have his dream crushed. He was going to lose his chance at becoming a hero, and it would all be his fault. If only he hadn’t met All Might and gotten his quirk; if he hadn’t come to U.A.; if they hadn’t all been transported to this place and agreed to have the future shown to them then nobody would have had to find out about his past like this. Nobody would…

“Izuku…”

The green-eyed boy slowly looked up at the soft voice that came into his ear. Uraraka was looking at him with determination in her big brown eyes. They sparkled with her fresh tears, captivating him. His name had come from her lips. Not the nickname she’d taken from Bakugo and spun into something he treasured, but his name. She was the first person besides his mother and All Might to have called him ‘Izuku’. Uraraka’s skin was sweaty; he could feel how clammy her hand was in his. She was obviously in just as much shock as everyone else, and he could feel her pulse racing. But still she... “Don’t defend him for this.”

“Young man.”

Izuku turned again, this time looking up at All Might. Tears were in his mentor’s eyes. He seemed to be having a breakdown. His voice started to choke. This was like the talk with Inko about returning to U.A. all over again. “I… I’m so sorry, Young Midoriya. I didn’t notice. I was with you for so long, and I didn’t see how much you had been hurt. I was supposed to be the number one hero, and I never realized how much you needed to be saved.”

All Might’s bony touch was warm, comforting, as the retired pro enveloped Izuku in a hug. It was like the one All Might had given him on the beach after he’d lost his power. Izuku couldn’t keep his own tears in check anymore, and silently let them loose. He felt safe in All Might’s arms. All the insecurities and discomfort from seeing this past and knowing what he would continue to see simply floated away as he cried into All Might’s shirt.

“He was your tormentor, and I was too blind to see it; thinking it was just some petty schoolboy rivalry. I’m sorry. I failed you. All of us who call ourselves Heroes failed you. But it’s all right now. Everything’s going to be all right, because I am here.”

Izuku wanted to tell off All Might. He didn’t want to hear him apologize. He wanted to blame himself for all of this, but instead all he could do was laugh through his sobs at All Might giving him his catchphrase. He was right. Izuku had just been keeping the wool over his eyes. Kachan had mocked, tormented, and abused him for almost his entire life. He was a victim, even though he’d never wanted to admit that fact to himself. All Might’s words just now forced him to confront that.

“There is one thing to keep in mind above all else: anyone who needs rescuing is having the worst day of their lives.”

Well, re-living the worst day of his life had to count for something, right?

Aizawa sighed and stood up. His exhale drew everyone’s attention. “Bakugo. Midoriya. After these doors unlock and we break for lunch, you two are having a talk with the four of us teachers here. This is non-negotiable. I will drag you to a conference room with my capture scarf and have Midnight use her quirk on you if I have to. Is that understood?”

Bakugo could only nod dumbly, while Izuku broke from All Might’s hug. He sniffed and turned to look up at his homeroom teacher. “Yes sir.”

Izuku’s voice was at least a little steady, so that was good.

“Good. Now that that’s settled, return to your seats, all of you, and I don’t want to hear another word badmouthing your classmate’s past actions at all. Us teachers will deal with the issue. We’re here to learn, not pass judgement. If I catch even the faintest breeze of a lynch plot over this, you’ll all be sleeping like mummified bats tonight.”

Aizawa sat back down, and the students listened to what he said, retaking their seats. All Might began to amble his way back to them after giving Midoriya another hug. Uraraka seemed to be disobeying his instructions as she got up from her seat. She wasn’t following All Might, like he’d suspected. Given the close relationship between the gravity girl and Problem Child, he assumed she’d be making a beeline to Bakugo to, as she put it, catapult him to the Moon. However, she was walking towards Kamimoto, who was still watching the scene with dinner plate eyes.

Kayama’s voice was soft as she turned to him. There were so many tears in her eyes it was hard to witness. “Don’t beat yourself up too hard, Shota.”

“Are you kidding? I’m incensed.” Aizawa’s leg was tapping up and down in unrestrained annoyance. He had so much furious energy and he had no method of channeling it. “To think, the two students I have such high expectations for, this is what their relationship before U.A. was like? And this is how I find out about it! If gods exist, they’re deliberately mocking me.”

Uraraka was walking back down to where she, Midoriya, and Iida were sitting, a big green blanket in her hands. She returned to their seats and Iida put away their trays and notebooks so that the three friends could snuggle together under the blanket as Uraraka wrapped it around them all, each getting as close as possible to Midoriya to envelop him in their warmth. It was a good move, so he’d let it slide.

Others seemed to have the same idea. He wasn’t the least bit interested in where Kamimoto was suddenly getting these blankets from, but he wasn’t about to begrudge his students doing what they needed to calm down right now. Aizawa didn’t even snap at them for the quiet muttering, because at least they weren’t talking about it.

Kirishima pulled Bakugo up to his feet and brought him back to the couch the two were sitting on. Ashido had left from where she’d originally been sitting next to Kirishima and squished in next to Asui. Tetsutetsu came over with a red blanket, looked sympathetically at Kirishima, then glared at Bakugo. “Hey.” His voice carried throughout the room. “I don’t know what kind of man you think you are…”

“Tetsutetsu…” Aizawa’s eyes bore into the Steel quirk user, “this is your only warning.”

“...but Kirishima seems to like you,” Tetsutetsu continued, trying not to hear the sharp edge in Class 1-A’s homeroom teacher’s voice. “So I’m going to assume that you were such a dick in middle school because you were a big fish in a small pond, and because everyone is a dick in middle school. It’s been seventeen months since then, so I’m going to go out on a limb and say you’re not that big of an asshole anymore.” He tossed the blanket over Bakugo and Kirishima, then sat down in Ashido’s vacated spot to Kirishima’s right, covering his legs with his portion. “I’m not saying I’m going to be your friend, but I’ll give you a chance to prove you deserve one.”

“I don’t want your pity, you damn extra,” Bakugo muttered. His fire was gone.

“Take it anyway, you damn explosive Pomeranian,” Tetsutetsu spat back. “The world’s not fair. It doesn’t just give you what you want.”

Bakugo was silent.

Nezu signaled Kamimoto. “Alright miss. I believe we can continue now.”

Kamimoto jolted at being addressed. “Oh! Right, sure.” She resumed the show. “Damn,” she muttered under her breath. “Didn’t see that coming. This is sure to shake up the future.”

Midoriya was walking along the grounds at the base of the school, fortunately not up on the roof. ‘Idiot’ he thought. ‘You can’t go around telling people to kill themselves. What if I’d really jumped? What would he do then?’ Given the angry tone to his thoughts, it seemed like jumping was not an option he’d seriously considered.

“You didn’t?” Uraraka queried.

Izuku shook his head. “No, never,” he answered.

To everyone’s immense relief.

“Oh good,” Yaoyorozu whispered. I don’t think my heart could have taken that.

Midoriya spotted the tossed away notebook in the pond, some koi nibbling at its pages. ‘My dreams have turned into fish food.’ “That’s enough, give it back!” he scolded the fish, emotion thickening his voice. “Dammit…”

“Please tell me no one else in your class has such a tragic backstory,” Kendo said to Yaoyorozu, dabbing her eyes with the edge of the blanket.

“If we all did, our class would be really messed up,” Ojiro answered.

Todoroki stayed silent, but glanced down at where Midoriya was sitting. He seemed to be more in control of his emotions now after that hug from All Might. Midoriya…

“Mom, hurry!”

Everyone’s eyes widened as little child Midoriya appeared on screen again, big bright smile on his face, wearing a salmon t-shirt and holding onto a Silver-Age All Might action figure.

“Baby Midoriya’s back to drive away the gloom!” Hagakure cheered.

“Oh, so that’s why everyone looks at me funny when I first mention my babies,” Hatsume said, chuckling. “My bad.”

Little Midoriya bounded up to his mom, busy washing dishes. “C’mon mom! It’s computer time!”

“Already?” she asked her bouncing little man with an amused smile, and turned to turn the tap off.

“Hey Midori—”

“Say one word about my mom and I will literally break my leg kicking you out of this dimension, Mineta.”

Kaminari frowned at Mineta. “Dude. Not cool.”

Mineta held out his hands in exasperation. “I thought a dumb joke like that would lighten the mood!”

“It certainly got us thinking about how much of a perv you are,” Ashido griped. “Can’t you let us enjoy the cuteness of baby Midoriya in peace?”

Izuku’s mom finished with the computer as she stood next to the chair her son was sitting in, her voice having sounded a little worried while she humoured the boy even as she stood next to him with a slight smile. Teenage Midoriya began narrating over his younger self’s excited expression as the kid leaned forward towards the monitor. “The video I loved was an old one. Disaster footage from a long time ago. But more importantly it was the debut of the greatest hero the world has ever known.”

“Oh hey, I remember that video,” Kirishima said. “No way, Midoriya, I’m sure I had you beat. I had to have watched that thing at least twenty thousand times.”

“Twenty-five thousand for me,” Sero piped up.

“Hey, I watched it a lot as a kid too,” Sato stated.

“I did as well,” Shoji declared. “Maybe not a thousand times, but definitely at least a hundred.”

Kaminari huffed. “You guys need to get on my level. I watched that thing over forty thousand times, easy.”

All Might chuckled in his throat at their banter, and he couldn’t help but smile at the big grin on child Midoriya’s face as rousing music played over the scene of his Japanese debut. He was completely sure that no such music played on the video, but hearing this, he damn well wished it did.

“Fear not citizens! Hope has arrived! Because I am here!”

“Midoriya, you simply must stop being so cute,” Aoyama chided him. “You’re making the rest of us look bad by comparison.”

Izuku blushed and rubbed his head as best as he could while remaining wrapped in cuddles from Uraraka and Iida. Uraraka especially was not letting go as she rested her head on his shoulder. It was like they were keeping him in a nest, not that he was complaining. “I-I’m sure everyone was cute as a kid, Aoyama.”

“But not like you Midori,” Ashido beamed.

“He’s the coolest in the universe!” child Midoriya cheered. “And once I get my quirk, I’m gonna be a hero just like him!” Midoriya started to laugh in an All Might imitation after his declaration while his mom looked on in worry.

Adorable, thought Asui.

All Might placed his hand over his mouth, covering his bittersweet smile as he tried not to cry again. He really had started to take after his successor.

The scene shifted to a doctor’s office, with a bald glasses-wearing doctor with a bottle-brush mustache sitting lackadaisically in a chair. “Sorry kid, it’s not gonna happen.”

“Shows what you know!” Kaminari hurled at the screen. “Midoriya’s got a rad powerful quirk!”

Todoroki glanced at Kaminari, then back at Midoriya. Did he just forget All Might saying that he spent ten months training Midoriya? Training him for what? To use his quirk? Could he not use it because his body was still so scrawny and weak?

“Oh dear,” Inko Midoriya said, placing her hand on Izuku’s frozen back after his toy clattered to the ground from his limp hand. “So you really think there’s something wrong, then? Most of the other kindergarteners in his class have begun to show signs already.”

“So you were just a late bloomer, then, Midoriya,” Iida told his friend. “There’s no need to feel bad.”

“...you do know that’s four-year-old me up there, right? Not four squared me?”

“...powers do you and the boy’s father have?” the doctor asked.

“Nothing too special,” Inko replied, placing a hand to her cheek with a bit of embarrassment. “I can float small objects towards me and my husband breathes fire.” She moved her hand floating the dropped action figure from the ground back to her grasp from the weak telekinetic pull of her quirk. “They’re useful enough, I suppose.”

Yaoyorozu frowned. If she was still taking notes she would have started tapping her pen against the notebook again. But Midoriya’s quirk is nothing like those…

“Izuku should have already manifested one of these quirks or a combination of both,” the doctor explained. “But after viewing his x-rays I don’t think he’s going to.”

Uraraka held onto Izuku a little tighter, doing her best to not think about how close he was. He was her friend, and he was just in a bad place and needed her support, but right now she felt like she was the one needing his reassurance instead. He’d already lived through this moment, but this was her first time seeing it, and it conflicted so much with everything she thought she knew. “He’s wrong, right Deku?”

“You see, when superpowers first began appearing there were many research studies conducted, and doctors discovered a link between the bones in a person’s foot and their likelihood of developing a quirk. People with powers have only one joint in their pinkie toe. Their bodies have evolved into a more streamlined version of the human form. You can see here that Izuku has two joints in his pinkie, like roughly twenty percent of the population these days. Based on the research that’s available it’s safe to say that your son isn’t going to develop a quirk.”

The assembled audience was flabbergasted by what the on screen doctor had said. “Don’t listen to him, man!” Kaminari shouted. “That guy’s just a quack! You’ve got an insanely awesome quirk!”

“Kaminari, chill out,” Jiro snapped. “We know. We’ve all seen it.”

“Eh, that research is outdated anyway,” Hatsume said dismissively. “I’ve got an extra joint in my pinkie toe, and my quirk came in just fine anyway. New things are always being discovered!”

“Oh yeah, hey, what’s your quirk again?” Ashido asked.

Hatsume grinned. “Zoom!” She pointed to her eyes. “I can enhance my vision and zoom in my sight like binoculars or a telescope. It lets me see up to five kilometres away! I can also zoom in really close to do small detail work. It’s really handy when making my super cute babies.”

They were doing their best to distract themselves from the sad music of the rainy night after that bad news was delivered to Midoriya. They could hear him watching All Might’s debut again, but they didn’t want to. This show was a rollercoaster of emotions that they weren’t allowed to get off of.

Izuku turned his chair around and Inko’s breath hitched as the young mother started to cry. The camera turned to Izuku’s face, showing his eyes flooded with tears as he pointed at All Might’s smile. “Do you think… I could be a hero too?”

Izuku’s classmates dissolved into sobs as they looked away, hearing his mother collapse and tell him that she was sorry. Uraraka buried her face into Izuku’s chest so as not to show him her tears. “You can be a hero, Deku,” she choked out. “The greatest.”

“Yes,” Iida added, cradling Izuku’s head in his arm. “Without a doubt, the very best.”

Uraraka felt ashamed as Izuku’s hand lightly patted her head. She was trying to comfort him, but he was the one being strong and comforting her. It wasn’t supposed to go this way.

“We believe in you Midoriya!” Hagakure cheered through her sniffles. “You can be a hero!”

“An awesome one!” Mineta added.

“Damn, Shota,” Midnight whispered, removing her glasses and rubbing her eyes, “you really do have a Problem Child. He’s making me cry.”

“...My world was crumbling,” teenage Midoriya narrated over the image of his fallen All Might toy. “There was only one thing I wanted to hear.” The scene returned to the “present” as Aldera Midoriya walked home from school, holding his burnt hero notebook in his hand as he stood beneath a pedestrian tunnel with a sign saying ‘Watch your head’ above it. “I made a decision that day. No matter what anyone else thinks, I have to believe in myself, and I’ll keep smiling, just like him!” Midoriya screwed a smile onto his face, and started to laugh like All Might as he headed into the tunnel.

Kirishima wiped his eyes with his arm. “Oh man, that’s so manly, Midoriya. To keep going after all of that, I’ll follow you for the rest of my life!”

Tokoyami nodded his head, though he too had wetness around his eyes. “Triumph is born from adversity. We all must struggle through our own darknesses.”

Sludge rose up behind Midoriya. The sound made the young man stop laughing and turn around as the amorphous form of the villain towered over him.

Bakugo showed a reaction for the first time in minutes. All Might never said he saved Deku from that sludge bastard before.

Uraraka gasped and tightened her grip on Izuku’s sleeve as the sludge villain grinned manically at him. “Deku!”

“You’ll make a perfect skinsuit for me to hide in, kid!”

“Oh, I can’t watch this!” Jiro shuddered, covering her eyes as the sludge villain charged Midoriya, suffocating him as he tried to force himself into the teenager’s body.

“This is nuts,” Kendo said. “Just how much more pain did you have to suffer, Midoriya?”

“It gets better soon, I promise!” Izuku declared, even as his onscreen counterpart was choking and futilely trying to pry the fluid villain off of him. “I-I know it doesn’t look that way, and yeah, this was one of the worst days of my life, but it’s also one of the best! If it shows everything I think it’ll show, you just have to keep watching. So look forward to it. There is a bright light in all of this. After all, I’m here with all of you now, right?”

Some of his class looked apprehensive as the villain told Midoriya he was “a real hero to me, kid.”

A soft voice said, “Okay then.”

The students and teachers looked to the one who had spoken. Todoroki. “If Midoriya asks us to trust him that this gets better, then let’s trust him, and watch.”

“I mean, sure,” Sero commented. “But…”

“That sludge villain calling him a hero after all that stuff we just saw,” Sato added, “that’s some dramatic irony right there.”

Midnight beamed in pride. “Ooh, that’s a sharp boy.”

‘No way, this can’t be the end,’ Midoriya thought as his vision started to fade, eyes catching sight of a drawing of a hero in his notebook. ‘Somebody… help!’

The manhole cover within the tunnel flew up into the air.

Hope appeared in the students, and All Might couldn’t help but grin to himself. Now it was time for his entrance.

The sludge villain turned around, and his eyes widened in shock, mortified at the sight in front of him. The camera panned to the side, revealing…

“All Might!”

“Have no fear, you’re safe.” He stomped his foot down, dust rising from the concrete as the first bars of the same heroic music from his debut video started up with the introductory strings. “Now that I am here, that is!”

“Deku, you were saved by All Might!” Uraraka squealed. “Your favourite hero!”

“Keep it down!” Kamimoto scolded her as All Might ducked under the goo villain’s attack. “This part’s awesome!”

All Might dodged the second attack, and wound his right fist up. “TEXAAAS… SMASH!” He threw his fist forward, a torrent of wind blowing the sludge villain away.

“I can’t… hold… together!”

His fluid body scattered, leaving Midoriya free of the villain. His eyes barely fluttered open, consciousness still fading from having suffocated from the villain’s brutal attack. ‘Is that… All Might?’

Midoriya’s vision went black.

“That was amazing, All Might!” Tetsutetsu cheered along with most of 1-A.

“Such a manly entrance!” Kirishima crowed. “He’s the best!”

“He saved you Midoriya,” Koda spoke up. “That’s really amazing!”

Izuku blushed and rubbed the back of his head bashfully. All he did was get saved by All Might, but yeah, it was pretty amazing, especially seeing it like this.

“Wow, you managed to save the boy with just the wind pressure from your punch,” Kayama purred. “Impressive stuff, All Might.”

The screen came back, showing All Might repeatedly slapping Midoriya’s cheek. “Hey! Wake up! Hey!”

“And then you pull this…” Aizawa sighed. All Might had the decency to look sheepish.

“Really, All Might,” Nezu chided with a light-hearted chuckle to his tone, “you should know better than this.”

Midoriya’s eyes opened fully, taking in the sight of All Might standing over him. “Thought we’d lost you there.”

He screamed.

Most everyone started to laugh at Midoriya’s reaction. “Yeah, I’d probably do the same if that happened to me,” Hagakure said bashfully.

Ojiro scratched a finger along his cheek. “I mean… it is All Might we’re talking about. Waking up to the number one hero standing over you.”

“And being a total fanboy like Midoriya,” Sero agreed. “Heck yeah, I’d be screaming too.”

“I didn’t mean to get you caught up in my justicing. Usually I pay more attention to keeping bystanders safe, but it turns out this city’s sewer system is pretty difficult to navigate!” He laughed.

“Well it’s not like he would have known the sewer system as well as the villain,” Kendo reasoned.

“Yes, that villain probably would have lived in the sewers,” Yaoyorozu agreed.

“Anyway, you were a big help. Thank you. I’ve captured the evildoer!” All Might posed, showing the villain contained within the two plastic pop bottles that had been in his shopping bag. Stars and stripes appeared all over the screen.

The class was still laughing. The mood had gone from dark and depressing, to inspiring, to tense horror, to an awesome rescue, and now to a campy comedy mood in a matter of minutes. They really needed the over-the-top campiness of All Might’s hero persona in this situation to readjust themselves.

‘The most amazing hero of the entire world, All Might,’ Midoriya was still freaking out. ‘The real thing. In the flesh. Standing right in front of me. He looks so much cooler in person!’

Uraraka had let go of Izuku, only because she was holding her sides because she was laughing so hard along with the others. She couldn’t help it. After all this, she needed to join in on the teasing, and maybe Midoriya needed it too, just teasing. Not any kind of vicious mockery. “Yeah, he’s way more muscley in person than on T.V., right?” she elbowed Midoriya in the gut under the blanket as a lens flare lit up All Might’s smile, and he laughed back.

Aizawa smiled under his capture scarf.

Midoriya shook his head clear as he realized something. “Holy crap! I need to get an autograph! I’ve got a pen around here somewhere!” He gasped, catching sight of his Hero Analysis notebook. “Please sign my notebook!” Midoriya picked it up and opened it. All Might had already done his best John Hanco*ck, his signature covering two whole blank pages of the book.

Again, Midoriya screamed.

Even Bakugo and Todoroki started to laugh at Midoriya’s fanboying. What could they say? It was amusing.

“Welp! I’ve gotta get this guy to the police so they can take care of him,” All Might said, patting the pocket in his pants where he’d secured one of the bottles with the villain. He turned away from Midoriya. “Stay out of trouble. See you around.”

Midoriya broke out of his fanboying moment. “Wait, you’re leaving already?”

“Pro Heroes are constantly fighting time as well as enemies,” his idol answered as he limbered up.

‘He can’t go yet,’ thought Midoriya. ‘There are still so many questions I have to ask him.’

Izuku slapped his palm over his face. Uraraka and Iida started and looked at him in shock. “Deku!?” “Midoriya!?”

“What is it?” Uraraka asked, concerned.

Izuku laughed at himself. “It’s nothing, just… this is where I do something really dumb.”

All Might launched into the sky in a powerful jump. “Thanks for your continued support! Huh…”

Midoriya had latched onto his legs.

The laughter started up all over again.

Aizawa groaned. “Problem Child…”

“That was very dangerous, Midoriya,” Iida scolded. “You should have thought before you did something so insanely reckless.”

“My idol had just saved my life Iida, and I’d been having a really, really bad day,” Izuku countered, somehow managing to laugh. “I couldn’t just let him go!

Uraraka wiped a tear from her eye. “Deku, you’re crazy.”

Shoji placed his hand to his mask-covered chin. “How did his facial muscles do that?”

All Might coughed, a bit of blood leaking out past his clenched teeth. ‘sh*t!’

That sobered the crowd up. Hatsume tilted her head. “Hey, uh, is All Might sick?”

“We saw what was presumably his skeletal form bulk up earlier,” Todoroki reasoned. “But this is the first clue the show is giving us that something is actually wrong with All Might.”

All Might and Midoriya landed on the roof of an office building. Midoriya looked like he might pass out again or turn into a zombie, whichever was more natural. “I just saw my whole life flash before my eyes.”

All Might pressed his fists to his hips. “Not a very smart move,” he firmly stated to get his scolding across. “Bang on the door for a while, someone will let you in. Now, I have to go. See you on the flip side.”

Jiro raised an eyebrow and stared at All Might on screen. “Dude? For real? Did he just say that?”

“...one second!” begged Midoriya.

“No! I don’t have any time.”

“I have to know!”

“Sorry kid, it’s not gonna happen.”

The students tensed up. “Hey uh,” Mineta began, “so this is when Midoriya asks All Might if he can become a hero, right?” The short teen looked around. “That’s what this was building up to, after all.”

“It certainly seems so, ribbit,” Asui agreed.

“C’mon, ask, ask!” Ashido encouraged the onscreen Midoriya. “This is your origin story!”

‘Sometimes I do feel like a failure; like there’s no hope for me. But even so, I’m not going to give up, ever!’ Trembling, Midoriya looked up at All Might as the top of the pros walked towards the edge of the roof. “Is it possible to become a hero even if I don’t have a quirk?”

All Might stopped.

“I’m a normal kid without any powers,” Midoriya continued. “Could I ever hope to be someone like you?”

The music swelled as All Might half-turned at his words to look back at Midoriya. “Meeting All Might was a dream come true,” Narrator Midoriya stated. “A real miracle. Standing in front of me was the hero I’d idolized most of my life. I didn’t realize it at the time, but that chance encounter would change the course of my future.”

And ending theme started, showing the notebook open to a drawing that most now somewhat recognized, the original depiction of Midoriya’s hero costume.

“Aw man!” Ashido whined. “That’s how it ends?”

“It’s a good dramatic stopping point,” Ojiro pointed out, “but I agree, it is vexing.”

“Come on! I want to know what All Might said!” Tetsutetsu complained.

Kendo glanced over at him. “You’re really getting into this, Tetsu.”

Kamimoto stood up, pressing a button on the remote, skipping the rest of the outro. “Okay, we’ve gotta make up for lost time because of y’all’s shenanigans. I really should have expected that, though. I’m skipping the outro and intro for the next few episodes to make sure we finish in time. If you need to pee, use the bathroom now! We’re skipping ahead to the next one right away.”

Chapter 3: The Sludge Villain Incident

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Chapter Text

The Maple Theatre had four levels to its seating, arranged in a slender semi-circular fashion like a college lecture hall. The entrance to the theatre was at the top left of the room with no seating at that level, stairs going down to the seating at either side and with a presentation area in front of and below the big screen. Kamimoto’s AV area was at the far right at the top, just in front of the door to the toilets. Each level had three couches intended to seat three people, and two loveseats meant for two, for a total combined seating of sixty. The number of U.A. students present were twenty-three, and with their four teachers that made twenty-seven, just under half the available seats. That left room for some students to sit on their own, if they wished.

Todoroki and Aoyama were the only two who had decided to do so.

At the end of the first episode, before Kamimoto could start the next, there was a quick but intense flurry of activity as some of the furniture was moved around. Izuku could only watch as the couch he, Uraraka, and Iida had been sitting on in the middle of the front row had the adjacent loveseats, and far couches on the left and right ends all moved to press up next to theirs to form an uninterrupted line of seating. On the row behind him the same thing happened, with all the furniture being pushed together and moved closer to the guard railing between levels, so that the whole thing looked almost like a mass of couch designed for thirty people. Most of the students piled in between one of the two, with only Todoroki, Aoyama, Bakugo, Kirishima, and Tetsutetsu abstaining. Todoroki and Aoyama both sat on their own on the third level, though they were in adjacent seating to one another, while Bakugo, Kirishima, and Tetsutetsu were on the far left couch on the third level, the two redundant quirk users keeping the Explosion boy company. Immediately behind those three sat the teachers, with Principal Nezu on Midnight’s lap.

The principal watched Bakugo’s demeanour closely. He had not interacted much with him, but had watched the footage from the boy’s combat training and the finals at the end of the first term, when he and Midoriya had had to face off against All Might. The boy had drive, talent, determination, and pride. He certainly had the raw combat ability and power to face almost any villain and succeed, especially when honed with future training and experience. Bakugo could certainly be a contender for Number Two (since with Midoriya’s pure heart and One For All at his command he would clearly rise to become the new Number One), once the students went pro. Unfortunately, he did not have the heart yet.

And now All Might, the unassailable Number One, had shattered his pride, unequivocally declaring that he was unworthy of the title of “Hero”.

The boy had resisted the call of the League of Villains before, but now they were going to need to pay even closer attention to his fragile psyche.

“Don’t worry Midori,” Ashido said, leaning over Asui and Uraraka to wrap her pink arms around Izuku’s neck, “we’re all here for you!”

“Yes,” Yaoyorozu agreed. “While we may not be as close friends with you as Uraraka is, please know that all of us will do whatever we can to support you.”

“You’re stuck with us,” Mineta said with a nod.

“Yeah,” Jiro added. “Class 1-A sticks together.”

“We’ve got your back, bro,” Kaminari insisted, giving him a thumbs-up from the next level.

Izuku smiled through the wetness in his eyes as Ashido let go. “Thanks everyone, I’ll do my best! Just remember, the story does get better, though it’s going to start getting pretty crazy soon.”

“So what happened before wasn’t crazy?” Uraraka asked, giving him an incredulous look. “Deku, you’re gonna start scaring us.”

He smiled. “No spoilers, but yeah, crazy. And, uh, I’m going to end up doing something dumb, just so you’re aware.”

Iida laughed. “You wouldn’t be you if you didn’t do something crazy, Midoriya,” he stated. “But knowing you, it’ll probably also be something heroic.”

“Yeah,” Uraraka agreed. “Stupidly heroic is kinda your thing, isn’t it?”

Izuku felt like a lot of blood had been rushing to his cheeks today as he nodded.

Kamimoto raised her voice from the back. “Okay! Let’s get this show on the road! Episode two, here we go!”

Little Midoriya watched All Might’s debut video.

“Still precious!” Hagakure cheered as kindergartener Midoriya laughed like All Might.

The doctor shot down his dreams with a succinct, “Sorry kid, it’s not going to happen.”

Sero shook his head. “Jeez, I understand recaps, but we just want to hear what All Might said.”

Aldera Midoriya stood on the roof with All Might, about to ask the question. ‘Even if I’ll never have superpowers…’ he thought, and Bakugo’s words from earlier that day when his teacher casually revealed he wanted to go to U.A. too burned through his ears. ‘Even if everyone thinks I’m useless…’

“I’m sorry, Izuku,” Inko sobbed as she hugged her heartbroken child. “I wish things were different.”

‘Mom, that’s not what I needed you to say. Couldn’t you see?’

Uraraka held onto Deku’s wrist, swallowing the lump in her throat. This was still hard to watch. It seemed like everyone in Deku’s life had either deliberately or unintentionally worked to stamp out his dream of being a hero. Yes, he was sitting here next to her, but watching this made her heart ache for him.

I was supposed to put these feelings away, she thought, but seeing everything Deku went through, he’s even more amazing.

‘Despite everything, I still dream, and I have to know!’ He looked up to All Might as the pro walked away. “Is it possible to be a hero even if I don’t have a quirk? I’m a normal kid without any powers; could I ever hope to be someone like you?”

All Might steeled his expression into neutral. This episode was going to hurt, and it would surely impact his standing with the students after witnessing everything that Young Midoriya had gone through in his life up to this point. He only hoped that Young Midoriya was telling the truth, and that after he left him on that roof the boy truly didn’t have any thoughts of… ending it.

All Might stopped and half-turned to look back at Midoriya. “Without a quirk?” A jolt of yellow light flashed across the screen, and All Might jerked in pain.

“All Might?” Kaminari asked, looking on in worry as All Might hunched over, steam beginning to swirl all around his body.

“Oh no,” he whispered to himself. “Dammit! Not here!”

The screen returned to Midoriya, who was looking down despondently after finally asking his question, rambling on and trying to explain himself. “People think I don’t have a chance; that not having any powers makes me some kind of weakling. My classmates like to make fun of me. But you know what, that makes me want to prove them wrong. Ever since I was a kid, I’ve thought that saving people was the coolest thing you can do.”

His current classmates’ eyes were widening as Midoriya rambled into giving himself a pep talk, his eyes brightening and his smile returning to his face. Izuku placed his head in his hands in embarrassment. Looking at this again, he was so unobservant. His friends were asking the screen if All Might was okay, since the sight of him smoking was still so new to them they hadn’t realized that this was what happened every time he dropped out of muscle form yet.

“I want people to see my fearless smile and feel safe, and be the kind of hero everyone in the world looks up to. Just like you.”

The steam faded away to reveal All Might’s emaciated body standing right where Buff Might had been a few seconds ago. Midoriya’s face screwed up in shock as he wordlessly screamed in surprise.

“You knew!?” Uraraka gasped. Heads twisted and looked at Midoriya while Kamimoto started fast forwarding.

“...yeah, I kinda knew all along,” Izuku admitted, smiling sheepishly and glancing down at the green blanket.

“Did anyone else know?” Kendo asked.

“Just the teachers,” Izuku replied, “but I’m pretty sure the teachers knew that I knew about All Might.”

“What makes you say that, Midoriya?” Yaoyorozu asked. “Since almost nobody knew before Camino, why do you think the teachers would be aware of you knowing his secret?”

“The USJ,” Izuku answered. “After Shigaraki and Kurogiri warped away… actually, I think I’ll just wait until we get to that point.”

“Midoriya!” Ashido whined. “Tell us now!”

“Respect his decision, Ashido,” Iida reprimanded her. “Although I personally would like to know now, if we’ll see it anyway, then there’s no point in rushing it.”

“Phooey…”

Aizawa looked at All Might. “We never told Midoriya that we knew he knew about your time limit. How do you think he figured it out?”

All Might returned his look as Kamimoto stopped fast-forwarding through the intro, now showing the Tatooin Shopping District. “Ah, because of Cementoss. He blocked off both Midoriya and myself from the rest of the students and didn’t react to Midoriya having seen my true body. That’s probably how Midoriya deduced it.”

Zooming in on an alley in the shopping district, a pop bottle with green fluid inside of it suddenly opened a pair of eyes within the fluid.

“The sludge villain!” Tetsutetsu shouted. “How’d he get there?”

“It was probably Deku’s fault,” Bakugo answered, though he wasn’t shouting. “All Might had him loose in the pockets of his cargo pants, and then Deku hitched a ride. The bottle probably fell out when All Might was trying to push the damn hero nerd off.”

“Yeah, that’s probably when it happened,” Izuku admitted. He looked up at Bakugo. “For uh… for what it’s worth, I’m really sorry about that, Kacchan.”

Bakugo gave him the stink-eye for a moment before looking back at the screen. He and his two Aldera lackeys had come on screen. “Yeah, sure, whatever.”

Uraraka blinked while the rest of the students seemed a little stunned. That was… rather tame of Bakugo.

“Weren’t you and Midoriya good friends back when you were kids?” one of the peons asked Bakugo as the teen held a soft drink can he’d just finished draining the contents of.

“Yeah, you were a little harsh with him today,” said the other.

“Well, at least it looks like those two had a conscience, ribbit,” Asui remarked, Uraraka and Hagakure (invisibly) nodding.

“It’s his own fault for getting in my way,” Bakugo rationalized, kicking at the bottle in front of him. It slammed against a pole, the top popping off and some of the sludge spilling out.

“Yeah,” Jiro drawled sarcastically, “because sitting quietly in his own desk is totally getting in your way.”

“Shut it, Lobes!”

“And he’s back,” Tokoyami muttered.

Bakugo flashed back to what Midoriya was saying earlier at the start of school, about how he always wanted to be a hero since he was a little kid. “I may not have a quirk, but I can still try my hardest, can’t I?” His flashback ended, and Bakugo scowled as he gripped the base of the can.

“Someone’s gotta teach that worthless nerd how the world really works,” he growled, exploding the can. He threw the can away, saying, “I hate it when he talks heroes.”

Kirishima looked at Bakugo. It didn’t make sense. He was in the Hero Course. Why wouldn’t he want to talk heroes? Sure, Kirishima doubted that anyone in their class was as much a hero fanboy as Midoriya, but everyone had to have at least one hero as their idol and inspiration. He thought of asking Bakugo, but the slightly narrowed eyebrows and frown on his face as he reclined back on the couch made him think better of it. Maybe after they were done for the day he’d try to bring it up.

“Hey, I’ve got an idea. We should go to the arcade.” Bakugo looked at the toadie of his who suggested that. “Get your mind off it, y’know.”

“..fine,” Bakugo agreed.

The other spoke up with a bit of a sleazy tone. “Or we could sneak into the bar at the station. Pick up some ladies?”

“These guys are only fourteen, right?” Uraraka asked. “Isn’t that, like, a super dumb move?”

“They can only try it ‘cause they’re so tall,” Mineta griped. “Wish I wasn’t so short.”

Izuku smiled and tilted his head awkwardly as Bakugo immediately shot that idea down. “Well, nobody said they were the brightest.”

“So Bakugo was only concerned about it getting on his record?” Sero asked.

“Kind of a dumb reason if you ask me,” Jiro commented.

Both of Bakugo’s ‘friends’ reacted to something behind him, and Bakugo turned around to the sludge villain rising up. “Perfect! I like a skinsuit with some fire!” The teen’s eyes widened in what could be taken to be fear.

“Whoa,” Sato said. “Was Bakugo actually afraid?”

“The Hell I was!” Explosive Pomeranian violently denied as the title card popped up. “Any one of you losers would have wet your pants and died if you were there!”

Episode 2: What It Takes to Be a Hero

Midoriya screaming on the rooftop was where the scene cut to.

A few people couldn’t help but chuckle or giggle. “Damn, Midoriya,” Jiro laughed. “Were you screaming that whole time? You must have some lung capacity.”

“I suppose that is how anyone would first react to seeing what you truly looked like,” Kayama said with a faint smile as she looked at her colleague.

Midoriya was freaking out as the camera panned up with a close-up of All Might’s weakened form. “I… wait… who? What happened? You deflated!”

His classmates were laughing again, and Izuku tried to hide in his seat and keep the grin from his face. Yeah, yeah, watching him react like this was pretty funny.

Midoriya looked right and left. “Where’d All Might go? You! You’re not him! You’re a fake, an imposter!”

“He really didn’t think it was you?” Aizawa asked.

All Might grinned. “Well, would fourteen year-old you?”

“I’m not a fair comparison, but that’s a fair point.”

After sighing, All Might opened his mouth. “I assure you that I am All Mi—” his words were interrupted as blood poured out of his mouth.

As Midoriya freaked out again, Asui looked up. “Are you okay, sir?”

“I’m quite all right, or should I say, All Might, Young Asui,” he replied. “That’s normal for me. You’ll see why in a sec.”

Kamimoto groaned and smacked her head on the back of her desk chair while Aldera Izuku shouted that that was impossible. “And I thought we weren’t going to get to that joke until season 5.”

“You know how guys at the pool are always sucking in and flexing and trying to look buff?” All Might asked, pointing towards an animated visual aid as he wiped his mouth. “I’m like that.”

“So you’re trying to say that you going from tiny to buff is just flexing?” Mineta shouted. “What kind of monster muscles do you have, All Might?”

“No, I’m dreaming…” Midoriya uttered, looking like his soul was leaving his body after his entire world was knocked off-kilter.

Uraraka giggled. “I guess I’d look that way too if I ever learned what Thirteen actually looked like under her space suit.”

“...all obstacles and wins the day with a fearless smile,” Midoriya pronounced with a wobbly voice, as if trying to reassure himself of what his truth was. All Might sighed.

“There’s plenty of fear behind that smile,” he revealed. The man sat down by the railing near the edge of the roof and looked calmly at Midoriya.

The levity died down. They could all tell that what All Might was about to say was going to be serious. All Might himself sighed and got his face back into neutral. The words he regretted with all his heart were coming up soon, but given the way things turned out in the end, perhaps those words were necessary. For Izuku to still act like he did, even after his hero told him ‘no’, it proved that he truly did have the heart necessary, that he was the only one who could ever have become his successor.

That didn’t make what he did to the poor boy any less cruel, though.

“I’m counting on you to keep your mouth shut. Don’t go talking about this online or telling your friends.” Midoriya looked at All Might as the hero said that, still unsure, and then there was the quick sound of fabric moving and the middle-schooler flinched in horror and disgust.

All Might was shown sitting, lifting up the left side of his shirt. A gruesome scar was about halfway up the left side of his chest, lines of scar tissue like a spiderweb of pavement cracks leading out from it.

None of the students had seen that scar before, and it caused them to gasp or clutch at their mouths as their stomachs turned.

“All Might…” Ashido whimpered.

“There’s a villain that could do that to him?” Mineta whispered.

“That’s… unreal,” Shoji was at a loss.

“No,” Uraraka squeaked, while Iida uttered, “All Might, you can’t.”

“Pretty gross, right? I got this in a big fight five years back. My respiratory system was basically destroyed, and I lost my whole stomach. All of the surgeries have pretty much worn me out, and it can’t be fixed. Right now I can only do hero work for about three hours a day; the rest of the time, this is what I look like.”

“Only three hours?” Kendo asked. “How did he manage to teach us all day then?”

“Five years ago?” Midoriya asked. “So does that mean it was the fight with Toxic Chainsaw?”

“Wow, you know your stuff,” All Might replied, impressed.

“I would just like to point out that only Midoriya could pull off an All Might fact like that from the top of his head,” Jiro stated.

“Really?” Tetsutetsu asked.

“Yeah,” Kirishima replied. “Whoever has Midoriya on their team on Hero Trivia nights basically always wins by a landslide, so we’ve kinda banned him from playing.”

“Most of the world has never heard of this fight,” All Might explained. “I did everything I could to keep it under wraps. I’m supposed to be the guy who’s always smiling, right? I’m the Symbol of Peace. People everywhere have to think that I’m never afraid, but honestly, I smile to hide the fear inside. It’s just a brave face I put on when the pressure’s high. This job isn’t easy.” Midoriya was hanging on to every word All Might said. The number one hero looked back at the young man in front of him, giving him a very serious expression. “Pro heroes are always having to risk their lives. Some villains just can’t be beaten without powers.”

“He didn’t…” Uraraka whispered, her body turning to ice beneath the warmth of the blankets. She shook her head, not wanting to hear All Might’s next sentence.

“So can you be a hero? Not without a quirk.”

Kayama turned her gaze to All Might, the retired pro’s stony expression not meeting hers. “You told him that?”

“All Might,” Aizawa grumbled, “you have some serious explaining to do.”

Ashido held her hand up by her mouth. “No way… Midori… he said…”

“After everything you’d been through, to hear him say that?” Sero questioned. “Right to your face?”

Bakugo was silent. After hearing All Might say those words to Deku, he thought he’d feel some form of vindication; that everything he’d done to keep Deku down and in his place as a worthless bystanding pebble on the side of the road was justified, but instead he just felt empty.

He hated it.

Forcing himself to snarl, Bakugo snapped, “Serves you right, ya damn nerd. Even All Might said your Quirkless ass was useless!”

“That’s not what he said, Bakugo,” Todoroki rebutted. “If you listened properly, you would have heard All Might tell Midoriya to be a police officer. They also have an important and difficult job, but without the usual dangers of fighting the deadliest villains.”

Hatsume leaned forward to look directly at Midoriya’s couch as All Might nearly reached the roof access door. “That’s fine, Midoriya! You’re pretty smart. Come to the Support Course. We’ll make all sorts of babies together and we don’t care about quirks.”

“Hatsume!” Iida gasped.

She giggled. “C’mon, it’ll be fun! We need hero-obsessed brainiacs in there!”

“You do know he’s in the Hero Course already, right?” Tokoyami asked.

“He can always transfer!”

“...I suppose that’s true…”

All Might stopped at the door to the roof access. Fortunately it was unlocked. “It’s not bad to have a dream, young man. Just make sure that your dreams are attainable, realistic, understand?” He walked through the door, closing it behind him.

Izuku could feel Uraraka shaking next to him. She seemed almost as angry now as she did earlier whenKacchan had been bullying him. “All Miiight…” he heard her growl under her breath. Realizing that she was about to do something dumb, Izuku placed a hand on her shoulder.

“Uraraka, wait. Don’t blame All Might for this!”

“But Deku,” she whispered, looking at him, eyes once again wet, “you heard him. He smashed your dream.”

“But he was right,” Izuku reasoned. “And he didn’t know me. He didn’t know my story. I was just some random quirkless fanboy who wanted to be a hero. All Might didn’t want me to walk a path that could very likely kill me. He was trying to protect me.”

She frowned at him, and slowly turned her attention back to the screen. “Doesn’t mean I have to like it.”

The insides of All Might’s pockets dropped from limp fingers as he stared out the stairwell window at the smoke rising in the distance. “Not good.”

Midoriya was still standing outside in the same spot he’d been in when All Might left him just seconds ago. An explosion sounded in the distance, and the teen looked up to see a cloud of smoke. “A villain? I wonder which hero will show!”

Aizawa narrowed his eyes. There he goe—

“Some villains just can’t be beaten without powers,” Midoriya stopped, a conflicted expression on his face as he remembered the words All Might had just spoken to him. “So can you be a hero? Not without a quirk.”

Thought that prematurely, Aizawa sighed as he watched Midoriya slowly and despondently head to the door to walk down the stairs.

“Aw man,” Kaminari rubbed his hands, watching All Might struggle to hurry through the streets to the scene, “this music’s intense. It’s giving me the creeps.”

“That’s how you know it’s good,” Jiro replied.

“Yes, it does fit the scene well,” Iida agreed. Opposite him, Uraraka stealthily grabbed Midoriya’s hand under the blanket.

“No matter what All Might said,” she told him quietly, giving his hand a soft squeeze. “I believe you could have become a hero, even without a quirk.”

Izuku felt a lump in his throat, but didn’t answer her. The worst was over now. Everything would be going uphill from here.

Ashido looked between Midoriya and Uraraka, and started grinning like a cat. Oh, I see, Ochaco. It was Midori after all.

Civilians in the Tatooin shopping district were screaming as they tried to run away. Flames danced on the ground as the signs of shops collapsed. Death Arms and two other pro heroes that hadn’t been introduced by name arrived to survey the scene, standing behind a pair of police officers. The sludge villain was in the middle of the street, surrounded by flames and looking quite monstrous as he held Bakugo in his fluid body. The camera zoomed in on Bakugo, struggling against the bonds that held him.

“Bakugo!” Kirishima yelped.

“I’m here, dumbass,” Bakugo reminded him.

“Yeah, but…”

“Just shut up and watch. It’ll take more than that sludge bastard to stop me.”

“How dare you prey on a child!” Death Arms shouted as he leapt in and punched the villain.

“Way to go, Death Arms!” Sato cheered, pumping his fist.

Jiro cracked a smile. “That’s gotta hurt. Death Arms’ punches are like wrecking balls.”

“But the villain’s made of goo,” Hatsume pointed out, “so his fist’s probably just going to sink right in.”

Just as Hatsume said, Death Arms’ punch sunk into the body of the villain, and he looked at it in surprise as he tried to pull back out. “What the hell is this? Some kind of goo?” The sludge villain lashed out, whipping Death Arms back. The Punching Hero slammed into the shutters of a closed shop, his back and shoulders denting them with the force of the impact.

“Brute strength will not be the solution here,” Tokoyami said with a frown.

“But All Might’s the hero who saves the day, right?” Mineta asked. “And he’s all about brute strength! We’ve already seen him do it!”

“Hang on, Mineta,” Kirishima reminded them. “There was also that kid who ran out just before All Might showed up.”

“Stay back or I’ll snap his neck,” the villain taunted the heroes.

Bakugo wrenched his mouth free from his captor, roaring in anger. “You picked the wrong guy to mess with! I’m gonna send you back to whatever sewer you crawled out of!” Explosions came from Bakugo’s sludge-covered hands as he struggled against the villain’s hold. “Let me gooo!!”

Large blasts rocked the shopping district, Bakugo doing everything he could to break free.

Kirishima clapped Bakugo on the shoulder. “Hey man, good job. That’s really manly of you.”

“The hell are you talking about, sh*tty Hair?” Bakugo asked. He gestured back up at the screen, where it was showing him still being captive. “See, it didn’t do anything, just dried him out a little around my palms.”

“Yeah, but not everybody could struggle against him like that,” Kirishima reminded him. “Remember what happened when he found Midoriya? He was being suffocated and taken over in a matter of seconds.”

“Don’t compare me to that quirkless weakling,” Bakugo huffed. “You can’t compare a stick of dynamite to a toy water pistol.”

“...quirk like yours under my control, I can take All Might down with one punch.”

Yaoyorozu sighed. “He’s certainly overestimating Bakugo’s explosions. He and Midoriya fought All Might for their final exam.”

“They did?” Kendo asked, surprised. “What happened?”

“Bakugo’s explosions barely phased him. With this Bakugo still in middle school it’d be even less likely to even scratch All Might.”

The crowd began cheering as Mt. Lady made her way to the scene, but the pro had to stop as a distraught expression took over her face. “My only weakness!” she lamented, withdrawing her spandex-clad foot. “I need at least a two lane road if I’m going to make my way through here!”

“So… shrink?” Jiro suggested. The hearing hero in training looked at Midoriya. “She can shrink and go giant at will, right?”

“From what I’ve seen, yes,” Izuku replied. “But this was the same day as Mt. Lady’s debut. I don’t think she’s an U.A. alumnus, but the school she went to definitely didn’t teach her how to apply all the uses of her gigantification quirk to their fullest. And even if she had shrunk, she still would have needed to go giant again, and I’m not sure if she can modulate her size or her metamorphosis is basically “go giant or bust”. If this situation was a problem for her then she probably could have spent more time as a sidekick or stuck to a rural area, since being in a crowded city like Musutafu with lots of small shopping districts and alleyways is…”

“Ah,” Kendo whispered to Yaoyorozu, “so this is the famous Midoriya mutter in action. I’ve only seen him do it once before.” Yaoyorozu giggled.

Backdraft was busy trying to put out the fires that had sprouted all over the district due to Bakugo’s explosions. “I’ve got my hands full here. Where are those fire trucks? Can you guys get to him?”

“Can’t get a grip on his weird body,” Death Arms answered, standing in front of Slugger. “Plus that kid’s quirk is causing explosions left and right!”

“This is a shutout,” Slugger stated, watching the villain carefully. “We’ve got to rally and knock him out of the park somehow.”

The villain got a better handle on Bakugo and lashed out at the heroes again, Slugger and Death Arms dodging out of the way. “It’s no good! None of us have the right quirks to stop a villain like this!”

“We’ll do damage control until someone with the right powers shows up.”

“This is disgraceful,” Aizawa muttered, glaring at the screen as Backdraft and Kamui Woods continued fighting the fires and getting civilians to safety.

Kayama nodded. “Yes, there does seem to be a fair amount of wasted effort.”

“Yes,” Nezu agreed. “Rescuing the hostage should be their top priority above defeating the villain. While Death Arms may not have the strength to defeat the sludge villain on his own, he should be strong enough to wrest Bakugo from his grasp.” Nezu climbed off of Midnight’s lap and stood on the back of the couch, hopping over the railing. “Miss Kamimoto, may I ask you to pause the video for a minute?”

The red-haired woman almost fell out of her seat in a fluster with a quiet shriek. “Oh! Sure, Principal Nezu! Of course. We may end up running over time, though, but sure.” She tapped her remote just as All Might arrived.

The students craned their heads or turned to look up at the principal as he climbed on top of the railing, standing on the metal barricade with perfect balance. “Listen up, students, I’ve just thought of a wonderful assignment for you all.”

AN ASSIGNMENT!?

Oh God, this really is going to be like class, Kaminari realized.

He’s really going to spring homework on us like this? Tetsutetsu thought.

Nooo!!! I wanted to go swim in the ocean! Ashido mentally cried.

Smiling at their shocked expressions, Nezu held up a paw. “I will allow this to be a group project, based on those people you are currently sharing seats with. Given the situation currently presented, with a villain made of an uncertain goo who has taken a child with an explosion quirk hostage in a crowded shopping district, and with the heroes we have seen present, Death Arms, Backdraft, Mt. Lady, Kamui Woods, Slugger, and The Hero Formerly Known As Prince; please devise a strategy for how to rescue the hostage and/or defeat the villain.”

“Seriously?” Uraraka exclaimed. “You’re asking us to come up with a strategy when even the pros couldn’t?”

“Why are you complaining, Uraraka!?” Kaminari retorted. “You’ve got the walking Hero/Quirk Encyclopedia Midoriya and the class rep in your group! Midoriya, you’ve gotta come to my couch! I don’t want to fail in front of the principal again!”

“The strategy that the heroes chose of waiting for someone with a more “suitable” quirk to arrive is also a viable strategy,” Aizawa stated. “If you are honestly stumped, then you can choose that one. As All Might said earlier in the episode to Midoriya, some villains cannot be beaten without powers. If your quirk isn’t suitable to fight the villain you’re up against, then choosing to retreat or work damage control and work within your abilities isn’t a bad idea.”

“I look forward to hearing your solutions to this problem when we return from lunch before starting the last two episodes on today’s list,” Nezu said. “Have fun.” He turned back to Kamimoto. “You may continue, Miss Kamimoto. I apologize for the disruption”

“Oh no,” she said, waving him off, “it’s fine. That’s the kind of thing this whole deal is for anyway.” She resumed the episode, several of the students now panicking internally as they watched the episode continue.

All Might gasped as he caught sight of the sludge villain through the crowd of onlookers behind the police line. ‘Must’ve dropped him in the air. I was distracted, worrying about my time limit. I can’t believe I made such a rookie mistake after lecturing that kid about what it takes to be a hero. I’m pathetic!’

Hearing All Might’s thoughts like this was like a sting to Izuku’s heart. Learning that his idol blamed himself for this situation was more difficult than he could bear. “No! It was my fault, All Might!”

All Might chuckled and turned a warm eye to him. “No, Young Midoriya, this one’s on me. I’m the pro; you were a middle school student. Letting myself get distracted is my mistake, not yours.”

“Don’t beat yourself up, Midoriya,” Iida encouraged him. “All Might is correct. As difficult as it is to accept, you must let others take responsibility for their own mistakes or actions. You cannot shoulder the burden of blame entirely on yourself.”

“Iida’s right,” Uraraka agreed, still holding Deku’s hand and giving it another reassuring squeeze. “Besides, we need that big brain of yours to focus on a strategy for beating the sludge villain!”

Aldera Midoriya walked down the street, eyes focused on his hero notebook and missing the anxious looks of the other people on the street walking in the opposite direction. The screen showed a close-up of the page opened on his hero notebook as Bakugo’s friends’ voices echoed in his mind. Kamui Woods’ page was open, showing his notes on the hero on the right and a drawing of him on the left. He flipped the page, revealing a spread of Mt. Lady and his current notes on her.

“Hold up! You can draw Midori?” Ashido exclaimed.

“That’s really impressive,” Aoyama said while Izuku nodded. “I’d hope your drawing of me catches my sparkle.”

“You only saw Mt. Lady once and you drew a picture of her that good?” Kaminari asked. “That’s some serious talent.”

“I told you guys, it was just a hobby,” Izuku replied, blushing as he suddenly started receiving praise. “I’m really not that good at it.”

“What are you talking about?” Hagakure asked. “Those drawings are amazing, Midoriya! I never knew you had that kind of hidden talent.”

Tokoyami nodded. “Do not sell yourself short, Midoriya,” he said. “It is quite a skill. Look at Midnight.” Izuku did as he said.

Midnight was staring at him, smile wide and eyes big and bright. She held out her arm and gave him a big thumbs-up, as expected of his hero art history teacher.

Uraraka could only stare at the notebook as the page flipped over to All Might’s signature. So… Deku thinks Mt. Lady is sexy, huh?

Tears were in his eyes as he closed the notebook. ‘Even All Might said it. A hero needs a quirk. Don’t cry, dammit. Deep down, you knew this all along. You’ve just been avoiding reality. That’s why you were trying so desperately to prove yourself wrong.’

“So that explains it,” Aizawa muttered.

“Explains what, Aizawa?” All Might asked.

“Why Midoriya wasn’t actively doing anything to try to become a hero despite his quirklessness,” he answered as Kayama and Nezu looked at him. He could see Tetsutetsu and Kirishima glance back at him, but he didn’t care if they heard his rationalization. “Not all quirks are exactly physical manifestations. Uraraka, Yaoyorozu, and Togata of the Big Three in 3-B come to mind. None of them have quirks to give any sort of enhanced physical strength or direct means of fighting a villain. Any of them would be going into combat against a villain at an inherent disadvantage, especially if they had a combat oriented quirk like Bakugo’s. Uraraka compensated for that by learning martial arts from Gunhead, Yaoyorozu from expanding her mind to create what’s necessary for the situation and training with weapons she can create, and Togata through intense physical training and experience from his work study with Sir Nighteye. If Midoriya truly wanted to be a hero even without a quirk, he could have trained his body and learned martial arts or became skilled in weapons. At least then he could have attempted the entrance exam with at least some confidence and pride.

“However, this Midoriya,” he narrowed his eyes as the onscreen Midoriya watched helplessly at the back of the crowd, “he convinced himself deep down that it wasn’t possible to become a hero without a quirk, and his “hobby” was just an escapist fantasy against the reality he had constructed. Likely influenced by his environment. Being called “useless” every day for eleven years probably reinforced the internalized belief that it was impossible to become a hero. Becoming a hero fanboy and analyzing their quirks because it was something he could never be and never have was probably his only way to attempt to rage against the truth he held in his heart.

“Which now brings the question,” Aizawa continued, still staring at the screen as the show revealed Midoriya’s and All Might’s self-deprecating apologies to the abducted Bakugo. The students were watching with apprehension, all except for Bakugo, if his prediction was correct. “If he’s fourteen now and still quirkless, when did his quirk manifest? Given the context of the scene, Midoriya was likely the child that will run in in a few seconds. Is this when he first discovers he can use Superpower?”

‘Someone… a real hero will come soon,’ Midoriya prayed, his hands covering his mouth to try to prevent the sickness in his throat from escaping. Bakugo, straining against the sludge villain, cast his eyes out, for once showing the depths of the fear he was truly feeling, and met Midoriya’s for just an instant. He choked on his breath.

Midoriya’s notebook dropped to the ground right before it showed the youth running right at the villain as the music swelled.

“Deku!” “Midoriya!” “Were you nuts!?” “Midoriya!” “Go Midori!” “This is crazy!” “Holy crap, Midoriya! That was you!? That's so manly!” “He’s going to kill you!” “You're insane, Midoriya!” “Midoriya!”

“No you idiot!” Death Arms yelled after him. “Stop! You’re going to get yourself killed!”

“And I was right,” Aizawa stated.

“You’re smiling,” Kayama teased.

Aizawa hid his mouth behind his capture scarf. “Prove it.”

‘Deku?’ Bakugo realized, his fading vision just barely catching sight of the boy racing towards him.

'What am I doing? Why am I running? Why can’t I stop!?’

“And it’s official,” Ojiro teased with a faint smile. “Not even Midoriya understands Midoriya.”

“That’s ‘cause Deku’s got the heart of a true hero, through and through!” Uraraka praised, watching with a smile. I bet this is when his quirk finally comes in!

‘What do I do? What would a hero do right now?’ His mind flashed to the notebook he’d dropped, to the page with Kamui Woods and his notes on the hero’s ultimate move. ‘Page 25! Right!’ Midoriya swept his backpack off and threw it at the villain, the open zipper letting its contents spill out. “Take this!” His All Might pencil case struck the villain in its eye, eliciting a yelp of pain from the monster. That distracted him enough for Midoriya to get close, and the boy started scrambling with his arms, trying to dig the fluid away from Bakugo. “Kacchan!”

“What the Hell? Why are you here!?”

“Saving your life, duh,” Jiro answered.

“Do you really have those notebooks memorized, Midoriya?” Sato inquired.

“Sorry, I know it’s weird,” Izuku said bashfully.

“You only think that because Bakugo bullied you for it,” Uraraka disagreed.

“Yeah man,” Kaminari agreed. “And if you hadn’t, old Explosion Boy over here may not be here.”

“Shut your trap, Sparky,” Bakugo retorted. “I was just fine.”

“...know! My legs, they just started moving!”

“You are something else, Midoriya,” Ojiro said with a half-hearted chuckle.

“I don’t know why I did what I did,” Narrator Midoriya stated as the words that had put him down or discouraged him flashed through his mind. “Maybe it was the look on his face.”

“Kacchan…” Midoriya answered with a wobbly attempt at a smile and empathetic tears flooding his eyes. “I couldn’t just stand there and watch you die!”

All Might gasped.

“GET THE HELL OFF ME!”

All Might’s body slowly started to expand, steam pouring off of him, like his body was rejecting what All Might was forcing it to do. ‘I have to do something, no matter the cost!’

Everyone was watching with rapt attention, some of them holding their breath. The scene was intense, the music filling their ears and their hearts as the pressure was high.

“Just a little bit longer kid,” the sludge villain told Bakugo, trying to get him under control again. He returned his attention to Midoriya. “And I’m done playing with you!” He raised one thick slimy tentacle, prepared to squash the scrawny teen.

“Save the boy!” Death Arms shouted as he and the other heroes finally lunged forward. “This thing will kill him!”

“Deku!” “Midoriya!”

“Oh my,” Kayama giggled. “The kids sure are getting excited, aren’t they?”

“This kid…” Aizawa grumbled.

The villain’s arm sung down and an explosion filled the street, obscuring everyone’s view. The smoke cleared, Midoriya on the ground and decidedly not crushed by the villain’s attack.

“I really am pathetic.”

“That’s what I’m talking about!” Sato crowed as the screen showed buff All Might standing above Midoriya, blocking the sludge villain with his arm.

“I told you the traits that make a great champion, but I see now I wasn’t living up to my own ideals!” All Might broke his arm free from the sludge villain’s appendage he’d blocked. “Pros are always risking their lives!” All Might declared with blood spewing from his mouth. He grabbed Bakugo, ready to rip him free. “That’s the true test of a hero!”

“Damn you, All Might!” shouted the villain as he tried to attack the Symbol of Peace.

All Might countered, rearing his fist back for an uppercut while getting Bakugo to safety. “DETROOOIT SMAAASH!"

His punch blasted apart the villain’s body, scattering the sludge everywhere as the wind pressure knocked almost everyone back. Mt. Lady struggled to keep the bystanders all safe in her arms as gale-force winds battered them all. The music that had started when Midoriya ran in ended, everything calming down.

“All Might’s the greatest!” Mineta shouted, his cheer just one of many at the conclusion to the battle. Uraraka was rocking Izuku back and forth in excitement, eyes still on the screen. Kirishima wrapped his arm around Bakugo’s shoulders and neck.

Rain started to fall. Everyone looked up, commenting on the rain and how the clouds were moving. Death Arms dropped his gaze to All Might, the mighty pro standing tall and wiping his mouth with his chin. “Holy crap… he changed the weather.”

“But now the clouds will cover up his shining sparkle,” Aoyama said.

“Such power with a single attack,” Tokoyami stated.

“Aw…” Hatsume pouted. “Not one of my babies has that kinda power.” She started giggling under her breath. “Guess I’ll just have to try harder!”

The students’ hearts swelled with admiration as All Might’s theme music started up again as the hero raised his fist in victory and the crowd began cheering. It was over with a single punch, but it was a phenomenal thing to witness. Watching it happen in the format of a show just made the event resonate even more with them.

“Midoriya, I’m getting curious,” Asui spoke up as she turned to him. “You were just in a seriously stressful situation. We know how strong your quirk is. If it was going to manifest, wouldn’t it have been now?”

“Well, uh, this was still about ten months before the entrance exam,” Izuku replied. “I had it by the time of the exam, but me telling you now would just spoil things.”

“So you’re saying you got into even bigger danger!?” Uraraka gasped. She started shaking him. “Deku! Are you a trouble junkie!? Stop giving us all heart attacks!”

“You moron! Do you have a death wish!?”

The class looked away from him at Kamui Wood’s scolding voice.

Midoriya flinched under the gazes of Kamui Woods and Death Arms. “There was absolutely no reason for you to put yourself in danger like that!”

“I got chewed out by the heroes, big time,” he narrated, “while Kacchan was praised for his bravery.”

Todoroki frowned as the other pro hyped up the boy’s quirk and told him to become his sidekick, leaning back while folding his arms over his chest. “Iida, Midoriya.” The two looked back at him. “Wouldn’t you say that this qualifies as uncertified quirk usage?”

Izuku looked back at the screen, watching the pro praise Bakugo. “Hey, you’re right. This is bullsh*t!”

“Deku!” Uraraka gasped. She wasn’t the only one. Hearing something like that come from Midoriya’s mouth was unprecedented.

Language, Midoriya!” Yaoyorozu scolded him.

“You’re not allowed to swear!” Ashido complained. “You’re too pure!”

“No, I agree,” Iida stated, folding his arms. “The disparity between Bakugo’s experience and our own is striking. It reeks of hypocrisy.”

“I think I’m missing some context here,” Hatsume said.

“The Hero—“

“Talk later!” Kamimoto snapped. “This part’s really important!” Frowning at their attendant’s instructions, the students returned their attention to the screen.

‘...send him a message through his website when I get home,’ Midoriya decided, walking home from the incident and determined to apologize to All Might for his reckless action, since the hero was still surrounded by reporters.

“Deku!”

“Bakugo?” Shoji asked. “What’s he doing there?”

“Seeing how he told Midoriya to jump off the school roof I doubt it’s to thank him for trying to save his life,” Kendo predicted.

Bakugo was shaking as he started to talk, bringing a vitriolic expression to his face, like he even hated what he was telling Midoriya. “Listen, I would never ask for a weakling like you to help me. Don’t think you can look down on me! Huh, Got that!? I was fine by myself. You’re just a quirkless failure who won’t even cut it as a rent-a-cop. You didn’t help me; you did nothing! Don’t forget it!" Bakugo turned around and started angrily stomping away with a sulking pout and a parting bark. “I don’t owe you anything!”

“It’s kinda telling that that reaction’s not surprising at all, ribbit,” Asui said.

“Indeed,” agreed Tokoyami with a sage nod of his head.

"Dude! He risked his life to give you a few seconds of breath before All Might swooped in!" Tetsutetsu barked. "Was a simple "thanks you crazy idiot" so hard?"

"Shut up you damn extra."

Tetsutetsu grunted. "I've gotta say, though, fighting through all that was gutsy."

‘...actually did anything to help today,’ Midoriya thought with a small smile, ‘but at least I tried. Guess now I should get back to giving up on my dreams.’

Uraraka frowned and opened her mouth, but before she could…

All Might zoomed onto the scene from behind an alley! “I am here!” The man’s theme music started up again as Midoriya once again began freaking out at the sudden appearance of the Number One in the billboard charts.

“All Might! Where’d you come from? How’d you get rid of all those reporters?”

All Might laughed in reply. “I stand for justice, not sound bytes!”

Kayama smiled and looked at him. “Oh really?”

“That’s a shocker,” Aizawa commented with a sarcastic deadpan. As All Might flexed and then instantly deflated, spewing blood, the students’ reaction was mixed. Some laughed, some looked concerned, and some were torn between whether they should be worried or should laugh.

“Sir, you don’t suppose there’s a baby I could whip up to help you with that?” Hatsume asked with a big grin. “I’ll gladly take on an extra credit project!”

“Thank you, Young Hatsume,” All Might replied, “but it’s all right. I have it handled these days.”

All Might wiped away the blood from his mouth with his hand. “Young man, I came here to thank you, but also to discuss your question from earlier.” Midoriya looked up, surprised by the words All Might said. “If you hadn’t told me about your life, if you hadn’t run into that fight, I would have been a worthless bystander watching from the crowd. So thanks.”

“Oh! No!” Midoriya’s hands flailed as he tried to turn it down. “It was my fault he was there to begin with. I got in the way of your hard work.” The boy looked away meekly, uncomfortable being praised when he figured he was at fault. “I wasted your energy, and, not to mention, your time.”

“Mido—”

“Shh!” Izuku interrupted Iida with a raised finger. Iida looked back.

“I’m not done,” All Might countered. “You told me you didn’t have a power. So when I saw this timid, quirkless boy try to save a life, it inspired me to act too.” Midoriya brought his gaze up to All Might’s face, and truly saw the serious expression of his hero.

“There are stories about every hero,” stated the awe-inspiring man in front of him. “How they became great. Most have one thing in common.” The show flashed back to Midoriya bursting through the crowd to rush the sludge villain. “Their bodies moved before they had a chance to think… almost on their own.” Midoriya gave a soft gasp at the words All Might said. He could almost see it coming, the words he’d so desperately wanted to hear for his entire life.

“C’mon, All Might,” Sero urged.


“Say it!” Ashido began to quietly cheer, bouncing her fists up and down in anticipation. “Say it!”

“For some reason,” Midoriya narrated, the boy’s body trembling with pent-up emotion, “I remembered my mother’s words in that moment.”

“I’m sorry, Izuku. I wish things were different.”

Clutching his chest, Midoriya’s body started to fold inwards as tears overcame him.

The students were crying as well. Izuku couldn’t hold back his own tears. Revisiting this moment, one of if not the greatest moment of his life, he was almost biting through his bottom lip as he tried to contain himself.

“And today… that’s what happened to you.”

Kayama dabbed at her eyes. The soft emotional music was causing runny eyes, noses, and sniffles throughout the theatre for all but the most hardened and stoic.

So only Aizawa, Bakugo, and Todoroki were not blowing their noses.

Kirishima wept. “Oh man, this is so manly… All Might.”

“You did good, All Might,” Nezu said, patting him on the knee. “I don’t normally react like this, but…”

Framed by the setting sun, All Might standing in front of the boy wracked with emotion, his weakened form making the effect even more meaningful, since it was coming from the true form of the man who knew the dangers of being a hero, and not the persona he publicly displayed. “Young man… you too can become a hero.”

Uraraka and Iida both wrapped Izuku in a hug as the three friends sobbed, so emotional at hearing the words the green bean in the centre had longed to hear all his life being said to him by the greatest hero in the world. A faint smile came to Todoroki’s lips and he started clapping, and soon almost everyone was clapping and cheering.

“Midoriya’s saying something!” Hagakure shouted, her extended sleeve revealing that she was pointing back up at the still image on the screen.

“…a reality. Oh, by the way, I forgot to mention that this is the story of how I became the greatest hero.”

A vein popped in Bakugo’s forehead. “THE HELL YOU ARE, CHOSEN ONE!” he raged. “I already told you that I’M going to surpass you!”

Izuku set his face into a bit of snarky determination as Kamimoto sped through the outro. “And I told you that I’d go even higher than that! This just proves it!”

“OH HELL NO! I’m gonna blow whatever future this show shows us away! I’ll be the indisputable top hero of all time!”

“Keep dreaming, Kacchan,” Izuku fired back, rubbing his nose.

Aizawa glanced between the two like he was watching a tennis match. Midoriya’s giving him sass? This is a new development.

Kayama sighed with pleasure. “Oh I just love youthful enthusiasm like this.”

“You okay?” Kendo placed her hand on Yaoyorozu’s shoulder as her fellow Uwabami intern clutched her head.

“Midoriya!” she snapped. “I still don’t understand. We’ve watched two episodes so far, and even though it’s all been a single day’s events, we still haven’t seen when you manifest your quirk. When did you get Superpower?”

“Yeah man,” Tetsutetsu said. “It’s gotta be sometime soon, right? We all saw that crazy power you had at the Sports Festival.”

Midoriya looked up at the screen, “Well it should—”

“Too late! No time! Starting now!” Kamimoto shouted, interrupting Midoriya before he could even say it should be coming up any minute now.

Notes:

I think I'll only work this rapidfire pace on putting out chapters until they finish the first four episodes and Izuku's been accepted into U.A. After that I'll probably try to settle into a weekly schedule. Let me know if you have a preferred date on me updating!

Chapter 4: Izuku Gets Super Buff Once All Might's Through With Him

Notes:

Taking a little bit a risk with this one as well, but not in the same way as a couple of chapters ago. Now let's have some fun with a training montage! (ง •̀_•́)ง

(See the end of the chapter for more notes.)

Chapter Text

A bright red star illuminated the foreground, a figure that was clearly All Might standing in front of it, causing his form to be shadowed in black as his shadow stretched out across the scene. Midoriya’s narration began as the show did a close-up feature and visual representation of his popularity via merchandizing. “The world’s most popular hero: All Might. Age: Unknown. Quirk: Unidentified.”

“Now that I think about it,” Kaminari wondered, “do we even know All Might?”

“True,” Kendo agreed. “Hearing it from an über-fan like Midoriya, didn’t we just take All Might for granted?”

Kayama giggled and looked at her seatmate. “Really, All Might? Not even letting people know your age?”

He coughed.

“I never really thought about it before,” Iida brought up as a graph that showed the drop in national crime rates of Japan was displayed, “but seeing such empirical evidence of how All Might’s presence truly was a deterrent to crime is inspirational. We must all work hard to live up to his example.”

“Class rep’s getting fired up,” Mineta teased.

“‘Course he is,” Sero chuckled. “He saw a graph.”

Izuku and Uraraka weren’t the only ones who giggled as Iida felt embarrassed.

“They don’t just call him the symbol of peace,” Narrator Midoriya praised as a small flock of doves flew past a statue of All Might in a random city, “it’s what he is. And this pillar of justice said to me…”

The scene changed to an artistic depiction of the end of the previous episode, a deflated All Might standing in front of a kneeling, sobbing Midoriya as the hero’s voice stated, “Young man… you too can become a hero.”

Todoroki watched as onscreen Midoriya wept while the words of his detractors and doubters echoed in his mind. Midoriya… our circ*mstances are nothing alike, but you really had it rough too. I’ll need to thank you again for meddling.

His eyes widened with a flash. Meddling? Wait, if this is Midoriya’s story, then it’s going to show the Sports Festival, and likely our chat. All of Midoriya’s secrets are being divulged, so it’s likely that my own will be too. He glanced back to his left at the teachers. I don’t want this to become a big deal. Maybe I should tell the faculty before we get to that point.

“I needed someone to tell me that, and then… the person I admire most in this world did. Honestly, part of me never thought I’d hear those words, much less from him.”

Here it comes, Izuku thought, gulping. He trusted his classmates; he really, really did, but he couldn’t help but sweat and get nervous. He’d never had any real friends before, besides Kacchan, and he hadn’t even been a real friend since they were four. His quirklessness and Kacchan’s charisma and forceful personality had prevented that from happening. While they’d all been supportive so far, would they turn on him now? Would they think that him being given his quirk by All Might was his way of cheating his way into UA?

Ninety-nine percent of him said that those thoughts were rubbish, but the problem was that he was too busy listening to the one percent that said it was possible that he’d lose everything he’d gained since starting UA in the next few minutes.

Uraraka felt the hand she was holding tremble, and she smiled slightly while giving it just a light squeeze.

All Might held out his hands and proclaimed, “I deem you worthy of my power. My Quirk is yours to inherit.”

Uraraka’s hand clenched. She, like many others, had her eyes resemble those of a fish as the words All Might just said stuck in her brain. What…? In...herit?

Izuku surgically removed his hand from Uraraka’s grip and leaned forward as Kamimoto didn’t just fast forward through the intro, but this time completely skipped it. He tried to catch Yaoyorozu’s eye. It wasn’t hard. Almost everyone had turned their gazes to him. It almost felt like during the Sports Festival after his one million point value had been announced. Izuku gulped. This was a secret he had been keeping for so long, it only having been shared with Kacchan, Recovery Girl, and the principal. To say that he was nervous was the understatement of the century. After all, this was the nature of All Might's, now his, quirk. This was like a national security level secret. All Might didn't even tell him if people in government or the Hero Public Safety Commission knew the truth.

But he could trust this group of freshman students, his classmates, with this. They'd been nothing but supportive since they started watching. Uraraka’s gentle squeeze of his hand a moment ago had given him at least a little courage. These weren't the bigoted jackasses he'd gone to school with all his life. They were all UA students, dedicated to being heroes or making support items to make heroes better. He knew all about their quirks. It was only fair that they learn about his as well. “Well… uh… so there you have it.”

“There we have what!?” Ashido exploded. “That can’t be right!”

“WHAAAAAAAT!?” Hatsume shouted. She was on Midoriya in an instant. “You just got a lot more interesting, Midoriya!”

“Back off!” Uraraka kicked her back, and Hatsume laughed manically.

“Inherit?” Todoroki asked. “So was I right? Is All Might really your father?”

Ashido’s reaction he’d been expecting. Todoroki’s… “That’s where you took that!? Todoroki, let it go!”

Izuku didn’t even want to think about Hatsume and Uraraka’s take on it yet.

Midoriya, still fresh from his rampant crying at hearing his dream receiving the validation it had needed for more than a decade, looked at All Might in utter confusion. “Wait, what do you mean inherit? Inherit what!?”

Kaminari was on his feet as All Might laughed. “That’s what I want to know!”

“You should see your face right now,” he guffawed. “Don’t worry, I’m not gonna force this thing on you.”

The All Might in the room wasn’t doing much better at keeping his laughter down. He’d come to peace with this before the first episode had even aired. Now just watching the reactions of the students to hearing it was taking him right back to Young Midoriya’s panic and bewilderment. Now he understood why the other teachers loved messing with the kids so much.

It didn’t alleviate the hole Aizawa was boring into his skull with such an intense stare, but he had Kayama and Nezu between them, so it was all right. Nezu was laughing too, but Kayama was looking at him as well with a painted smile. She wasn’t saying anything, and it was creepy, but just not as threatening as Aizawa’s murderous glare.

The hero lifted his left hand to the sky, index finger pointed straight up. “Listen well, young man! This is your choice! Do you wanna accept my awesome power or not!?” The hero leveled his finger at Midoriya, the effect somewhat marred by him spewing blood and slightly choking on it near the end.

“This is crazy!” Mineta screamed, holding his head in his hands as middle school Midoriya was having somewhat of a similar breakdown. “How is this even possible!?”

Kaminari reached over the railing, placing his hands around the back of Midoriya’s neck. “Midoriya!” he shouted, beginning to shake his classmate without choking him. “Superpower’s just a similar quirk to All Might’s, right? You don’t actually have his power, do you!?”

“Kaminari!” Uraraka shouted just as Jiro scolded, “Cool it! You’re gonna break Midoriya!” The purple-haired rocker roughly grabbed the electric type and yanked him back onto the couch.

Wiping the blood away, All Might continued. “There are a couple of things you should know about my abilities.”

The students went silent. Uraraka had both her hands on Midoriya’s shoulders as she had half-risen from her seat. The blanket was pooled around their feet, and Izuku could tell that she was probably seconds away from having the same kind of freak-out that she just chastised Kaminari for having.

“Journalists always guess that my quirk is super-strength or some kind of invulnerability. When people ask in an interview, I always make a joke and dodge the question.”

“Now that he says it straight, yes, All Might does do that,” Iida realized, frowning. “Also, Uraraka, calm down. You’ll break Midoriya’s shoulders.” She squeaked, blushing, and quickly sat back down. Her hands fumbled to pull the blanket back up. It wasn’t strictly necessary anymore, but it was comfy.

“…Symbol of Peace is just a natural-born hero, like any of them.”

“But I’m not. There’s nothing natural about my ability.” All Might held his hands out to his sides for dramatic flair. “I wasn’t born with this power. It’s a sacred torch that was passed on to me from someone else.”

“Are you kidding me?” Kaminari exclaimed.

“Unreal!” Kirishima was also on his feet, hands grasping the railing in front of him. “He wasn’t born with his power?”

“Someone gave you this quirk?” Midoriya asked. “No way…”

Kamimoto grinned as she leaned forward in her seat, ready to watch the ensuing chaos. She’d pause it, just for a few seconds, and maybe record the freak-out on her phone.

“Yes way!” All Might responded as the wind blew around them, buffeting his shirt and briefly revealing the scar on his side. “And you’re next. I can give you my abilities.”

“And… pause.” Kamimoto giggled.

“Are you freaking kidding me!?” Kaminari shouted again. “Mi-dor-i-ya!!”

“Uh! Yes?” squeaked the green-haired successor.

“Dude! You nearly kill yourself and the top hero just rewards you with ultimate power!?” He clenched his hands into fists as he hung his head, body shaking. “I am so freaking jealous right now.”

“How is this even possible?” Yaoyorozu queried, hands on her head as she shook it slowly left and right. “All Might, the Number One Hero, had a quirk that can be given from person to person. That’s why he’s in that form practically all the time now. That’s why Kamimoto said he didn’t have his quirk anymore. It wasn’t just injury from fighting that villain in Camino, he literally did not have it anymore because he gave it to you!”

“Deku, do you really have All Might’s power?” Uraraka asked.

Izuku pulled himself out of the turtle shell he’d been trying to become and gave her a faint smile and a nod. “Yeah, it’s all true. All Might gave me his quirk.”

“I guess I was right, ribbit,” Asui said, staring at him. “Your quirk wasn’t just like All Might’s, it was All Might’s.”

“But All Might still didn’t break his bones every goddamn time he used it!” Kaminari screamed. “What’s up with that?”

Jiro grit her teeth and tried to move her jacks, but while the muscles still moved her quirk wouldn’t extend far enough to jab into Kaminari. “Would you calm down already!?”

“He has a point,” Tokoyami calmly agreed with a nod. “Great power that breaks you in exchange is awesome but useless.”

“Yes! We should be rational about this!” Iida said, standing up and chopping his hand down. “This is clearly a monumental discovery about Midoriya’s powers. While I admit that not being trusted with the secret of my friend’s abilities shames me, I can understand why we were all kept in the dark about it. Since we now know that All Might, or by extension Midoriya, could transfer his power from himself to another, we must be careful with this information.”

“You mean…?” Mineta probed.

“Us knowing the secret doesn’t actually put us in additional danger,” Todoroki rationalized. “If word that All Might’s quirk can be passed on and it’s now within Midoriya gets out, Midoriya would be targeted.” Uraraka gasped and looked back at her friend. “It’s likely that villains after the quirk may target his friends as well, but they would do that whether we knew or didn’t know about his abilities. Actually, this is a benefit for us.”

“What do you mean?” Sero asked. “Isn’t ignorance kinda bliss?”

“I mean—”

“Okay, you all got over the freakout faster than I thought,” Kamimoto declared, interrupting Todoroki. “We’re gonna continue now. Click.”

“Wait! Hold on!” Midoriya blurted out. “This is a lot to process!”

“Yeah, you’re tellin’ me,” Sato almost wheezed out. “This is…”

“Here’s the Midoriya mutter again,” Kendo gasped.

“…the idea of passing on a quirk or inheriting it just doesn’t make any sense to me I’ve never heard anything like that before powers are supposed to be unique to each individual I mean since the first superpowers nobody’s ever been able to just give someone else their power like a present that’s crazy!”

“His mind is a wonder,” Tokoyami softly intoned.

“Now that I can follow along, yeah,” Ojiro agreed. “It’s like he’s taking everything we’re feeling and putting it into actual words.”

“Stop nerdin’ out!” All Might blurted out, finally getting Midoriya to stop his muttering.

“Yeah Yaomomo, stop nerdin’ out!” Ashido said, making the black-haired brunette splutter and blush while Kendo giggled next to her.

All Might flourished as he directed Midoriya. “You’ll just have to adjust your reality and accept this new truth! I can transfer my quirk to someone else, and that’s just one facet of my secret abilities.” The ‘camera’ got a close up of his face and extended hand, light seeming to form in it as his hair and shirt became illuminated and were billowed by it. “The true name of my power is…”

“Superpower!” Ashido declared.

“…One For All.”

“One… For… All,” Midoriya repeated.

“One… For… All…” the students echoed.

“Phooey,” Ashido muttered. “I think Superpower’s a cute name for it, and it fits the bill.”

One For All? Kayama thought. That’s cute and noble, like The Three Musketeers.

“Yes!” All Might spoke, the camera zooming into the black sclera of his eyes. Dramatic music began to play as a star of white light streaked forward, striking a star of blue light. “One person improves the power, then hands it off to another person. It continues to grow as it’s passed along.” All Might’s words facilitated this depiction of his quirk, growing with every new holder as the streak of light impacted a red star, then green, orange, purple, and magenta, before surging forward and finally connecting with a bright yellow light with a great flash. All Might’s face and hand were shown again, the man closing his fist over this shining ‘power’ in his hand. “It is this cultivated power that allows me to save those who are in need of a hero. The truth behind my strength.”

“Wait, how many times was what?” Kaminari asked.

Iida held his hand to his chin. “If my estimation based on that visual is correct, then All Might was signified by the eighth point of light, the yellow star. That would then make Midoriya the ninth holder of his quirk.”

“Hey that’s right!” Izuku said, pumping his fist enthusiastically. “Good eye, Iida!”

His onscreen double wasn’t so energetic at the moment. “But why would you choose to give me a gift like that?”

“Yes, All Might,” Aizawa said, uttering his first words since the episode started, “why?

“I was on a long hunt for a worthy successor, and then… I watched you jump into action as the rest of us stood idly by. You may be a quirkless fanboy, but you tried to save that kid. You acted like a hero.”

“Yeah, All Might sees it,” Kirishima said with a big grin on his face. “Even when he had nothing, Midoriya jumping in was so manly.”

“Yeah, doing something crazy like that took guts,” Tetsutetsu agreed.

He is a hero, Uraraka thought proudly, while All Might laughed, telling Midoriya to stop crying.

“Midoriya, not crying?” Jiro asked aloud with a smirk. “Sorry, All Might, but that’s not happening.”

“Maybe I should have gotten my quirk from Ms. Joke instead…” Midoriya muttered loud enough for Jiro to hear.

“Ha! Now that’s a joke!” Jiro laughed. “Good one.”

Midoriya wiped away all his tears, rose to his feet, and gave All Might a look of determination. “Okay, I’ll do it! Yes!”

All Might grinned. “No reluctance. That’s exactly how I figured you’d respond.”

“And you gave it to him just like that?” Aizawa inquired. He cracked his knuckles while continuing to glare at All Might. “I think we need to have a little conversation on what’s appropriate, All Might.”

“Of course not! Give me some credit here, Aizawa! Listen, the boy’s narrating still.”

“…All Might’s power turned out to be no easy task, as I’d soon find out.” As Narrator Midoriya finished speaking, the episode’s title card appeared.

Episode 3: Roaring Muscles

“Are we getting a training episode?” Tetsutetsu asked. He punched his hands together. “All right, get hype!”

The title card cut away to a large rock with the words ‘Dagobah Municipal Beach Park’ written on it in what appeared to be white chalk. A caption reading ‘Two days later – Early Morning’ appeared as they heard Midoriya grunting. It cut to Midoriya in a white t-shirt and blue jeans, straining against ropes while All Might sat crouched on top of the refrigerator the youth was attempting to pull. Surrounding them were piles of junk and refuse.

“That doesn’t look like the beach,” Ojiro said. “We’ve been there.”

“Yeah, but that beach was a total dump a few years ago,” Hagakure said. “I’m glad the city cleaned it up.”

“Hey, hey, hey!” All Might called out to Midoriya, far too amused for the liking of the boy struggling to move the fridge. “It’s pretty comfy up here on this fridge. How are you doing down there?” Midoriya slumped onto the sand, defeated.

Uraraka tried to withhold her giggles. Objectively, it was a funny sight, even if she thought All Might was being mean.

“I ask you again,” Aizawa said, and this time he had a hand on his capture scarf. “What were you thinking, All Might?”

Scary!

“People move these every day, you know,” All Might reminded Midoriya, “and most of them don’t even have any super strength.”

Midoriya pulled his face out of the sand and turned his head to look at the hero. “Well yeah, but there’s an extra six hundred pounds with you sitting on top of it.”

“Six hundred? Dragging through the sand?” Shoji asked. “Jeez. That’s rough.”

“He wanted to start big,” All Might said, loud enough for his voice to carry. “But look at those twigs! I had to convince him to be more reasonable somehow.”

“Makes sense,” Sato agreed. “Man, Midoriya, you used to be a toothpick.”

“Great, much better,” Midoriya sarcastically sighed to All Might’s declaration that his muscle form was down by forty pounds as the camera zoomed out to reveal just how much trash was surrounding them.

“That smile was so cheeky,” Izuku grumbled, folding his arms together. Uraraka, Asui, Ashido, and Iida had to struggle to hold back their laughter. Midoriya’s petulance was just adorable.

“Why do you have me dragging trash across the beach anyway?” Midoriya asked.

All Might laughed and held up his red smartphone. “Take a look at yourself,” he told the boy as he took pictures. “You’re not ready for my power.”

Midoriya looked up, tears already flooding his eyes. “But I thought you said that I was worthy!” The young man hung his head down while on his hands and knees, wailing in despair and betrayal.

“You were way too high-strung, Midoriya,” Jiro teased.

“I was eager, can you blame me?” the successor replied.

“I’m talking about your weak body,” All Might clarified, still snapping pictures as he walked towards him.

“Clearly,” Aoyama commented. “They’re just not compatible.”

“Aoyama!” Iida reprimanded.

Midoriya turned to look up at All Might as he explained further. “My quirk, One For All, is a whole lot to handle. The combined physical abilities of everyone who’s ever used it creates a hurricane of pure force. An unprepared body can’t fully inherit it.”

Not just the students, but even the teachers winced as they were treated to a disturbing visual of Midoriya’s head, arms, and legs, breaking off of his torso like he’d suddenly been subjected to a medieval execution method, but with the word ‘KABOOM’ stylized around the broken body.

“Your arms and legs would shoot off if you tried to.”

"Voilà," Aoyama stated, flicking his wrist towards the screen. “Not compatible.”

“Okay, not quite as jealous now,” Mineta said. Kaminari and several others nodded.

“Deku…” Uraraka groaned, placing her forehead in her hands. No wonder he was breaking his bones all the time. His body physically couldn’t handle the power it had been given!

“...whole trash thing is really some kind of hardcore gym workout,” Midoriya reasoned, looking up to All Might, “and you’re my trainer.” The pro gave him a big smile and a firm thumbs-up.

“So that’s what he meant when he said he trained you for ten months earlier,” Todoroki realized. “All Might trained you to prepare your body to inherit his quirk.”

Midoriya nodded, earning the impressed looks of more than a few of the students. “Oh man, being personally trained by All Might himself, I’m so jealous” Kirishima asserted.

“That had to be some pretty serious training,” Ojiro commented.

“Yeah, it was,” Midoriya agreed, a smile returning to his face. He cast his eyes back up on the screen.

All Might was looking up at the fridge, having been telling Midoriya about the research he’d been doing the previous night. “...used to be beautiful, but it’s been a total mess for the last few years.” He raised his fist towards the edge of the fridge and gave it a light tap from his knuckle, which crunched it and caved the device inwards around ten centimetres or so.

Hagakure yelped, “What! He just tapped that and it broke! How powerful is he? How powerful are you!?”

“Questions for later,” Izuku muttered, trying not to blush while he decided to sink back into the couch.

Uraraka reached out to ruffle his hair while his onscreen version talked about how the beach had gotten so full of trash in the first place, and then realized what she was doing. Blushing, she grabbed her right hand with her left and pulled it back.

“Disgraceful!” Iida commented. “The trash should always be disposed of in the proper manner as designated by the officials.”

“Yeah, they messed up the beach!” Ashido agreed. “It’s a really nice place!”

“But if it was still a dump when Midoriya and All… wait, don’t tell me!” Kendo gasped.

All Might walked to the back of the fridge and placed his right hand on top of it. “Heroes these days are all about showing off and capturing flashy villains.” The refrigerator made a metallic crunching noise as his meaty palm slammed on top of it. “Things were different before quirks,” All Might told the boy, his arm moving as he pressed down on the fridge, it easily compacting under his strength, “service was what mattered. Heroes back then were people who served the community, even if it was kinda boring!”

He finished his commentary by finally crunching the fridge Midoriya had so vainly (with All Might’s added weight) been trying to pull into a pancake of metal, rubber, and plastics. The rising sun gleamed out over the ocean in front of the two, highlighting All Might in a brilliant silhouette. “You will restore the coastline for this entire section of the beach. That is your first step on your path, young man, towards being a hero.”

“So it wasn’t the city!?” Hagakure exclaimed as the camera once again showed the mountain of trash behind Midoriya. “That was all you, Midoriya!?”

“That’s amazing, Deku!” Uraraka praised him.

“So that’s where those muscles came from,” Hatsume giggled.

“But… there’s so much!” Midoriya exclaimed. The camera zoomed back even more, showing even more huge piles of trash devastating the beach. “That’s impossible!”

“No freaking way,” Sero gasped, giving him a lopsided smile from his seat in the row above. “There’s no way I would have managed that. I’d have quit halfway through.”

“Just how Plus Ultra did you go just trying to get into UA Midoriya?” Kaminari wailed in disbelief.

“A lot more than you, apparently,” Jiro commented.

“Damn,” Tetsutetsu grumbled while All Might asked Midoriya if he wanted to get into UA high school’s hero course. “I’ve gotta find a gym somewhere in this place once we’re done at two. Midoriya’s making me look bad.”

“I’m with you there,” Ojiro agreed.

“Okay, all in favour of hitting a gym or something once we’re done say ‘aye’!” called out Kirishima.

Nearly all of the boys, including Bakugo, simultaneously agreed. He’d been silent for a while, just watching with narrowed eyes. If this was what the nerd went through just to even, as All Might had said, be given a chance to stand in the ring, then he was going to need to learn and absorb it all, and turn that knowledge into power.

He’d be damned if Deku climbed higher than him!

Midoriya held a fist close to his chest, looking down as he talked about his dream. “It’s a long shot, but still. I’m gonna shoot for the moon. UA”

“You’ve got a lot of spirit, fanboy!” All Might jovially praised him. He turned his back to Midoriya to look out over the ocean. “But! As I’ve mentioned before, Hero-ing isn’t easy to do without a quirk. It’s not fair, but that’s the reality.”

“But a hero’s job is to combat that unfairness and overcome it,” Uraraka countered, turning to look up at Aizawa, “right, sir? That’s what you said on the first day of class.”

“That’s a good sentiment to teach,” Midnight said as Aizawa nodded at his student.

“And UA is the hardest hero course to get into,” All Might continued. “So that means…”

“...that I have to prepare my body for your quirk really fast!” Midoriya answered. “UA’s entrance exam is in ten months!”

“You still managed that all in ten months, Midoriya?” Mineta asked. “You… you’re too hardcore…”

All Might turned back around, suddenly holding a ream of paper. “Not to worry, kid. I’ve got you covered! With the help of my handy ‘Aim to Pass: American Dream Plan’. Follow this to the letter and the beach will be cleaned up just in time! I also detailed every other aspect of your life while I was at it.”

Aizawa turned his penetrating gaze away from where All Might was hiding behind Kayama. The Number One Hero, the most popular hero in Japan, with tons of merchandise and a huge media personality, instilling in his successor the values of boring humble community service work? And he wasn’t just giving his quirk to Midoriya and letting him run with it, the man had a method, a training plan, and had clearly thought this through. Maybe deep down he had All Might pegged all wrong?

“Whoa, your day started at four in the morning,” Ashido commented.

“Yeah, that’s some schedule,” Sato agreed. He glanced over at Midoriya. “Did you manage to keep to it?”

Izuku rubbed the back of his head, feeling a little uncomfortable. He didn’t want to lie. “For the most part, yeah.”

Ashido looked shocked. “Did All Might at least leave time for hanging out with your friends?”

“Did it look like Midoriya had any friends in the last couple of episodes, Ashido?” Mineta pointed out.

Izuku flinched, but Mineta wasn’t wrong. Without friends, Izuku hadn’t needed to make up any excuses or find ways to get out of social obligations. All he’d ever done for years was come home and browse hero forums, news sites, and do research on pro heroes to study their quirks, fighting styles, and equipment. Training had put a dent in that, but it hadn’t cost him any relationships, since he hadn’t had any to begin with.

“Salt in the wound,” Tokoyami uttered. And then, the training montage of Midoriya’s “ten months of absolute hell” began, set to a funky musical score that kicked off with a drum beat and getting Kirishima, Tetsutetsu, Kendo, Ojiro, Shoji, and Sato pumped up. A number of the students chose this opportunity to get out from under their blankets and get drinks from Kamimoto as they half-watched while listening.

“That’s actually an effective way to train,” Kendo said, watching and hearing Midoriya’s thoughts as he hauled around a tire. “All the trash would have different sizes and mass, so it would be a great full-body workout.”

In Midoriya’s civics class, while his teacher droned on about the Building Standards Act’s amendments after quirks became commonplace, Midoriya started mumbling into his notebook as he prepared a “Proposed Independent Training Menu” for himself, trying to finish a week ahead of schedule.

“Oh dear,” Nezu commented. “That’s not going to end well for poor Midoriya. All Might, did you really let him push himself too hard?”

“He hid it well, until his body tanked,” All Might answered. “But once I realized it I got him back on track.”

As everyone in class barring Bakugo stared at Midoriya and his incessant muttering, the teacher used his quirk to detach his hand and send it floating over to the youth. He chopped Midoriya on the top of the head with a loud, “Hey! Midoriya!” The young man held his hands to his mouth. He’d bit his lip and it hurt. “I know you had a run-in with a villain,” the teacher scolded as his classmates started to giggle, “but pull yourself together, kid. If you really want to get into UA you might actually have to know something.”

‘Oh right, I’ve gotta study too.’

Hatsume groaned as the montage continued. “Oooh, watching this is making me feel so inadequate! C’mon, ladies! We’re hitting the gym later too!”

“Why?” Jiro asked. “We don’t have super strength quirks, and why do you care? You’re in support. You won’t need to fight.”

Hatsume laughed. “Just because I don’t have to fight doesn’t mean I don’t need mechanic muscles!” she declared, flexing her arm and showing off her nicely toned biceps. “I need them to make even bigger and stronger babies!”

“Just because you don’t have the power to crush a refrigerator with your pinkie doesn’t mean you can neglect your physical fitness, ladies,” Midnight reminded them.

“Now this is a manly montage,” Kirishima declared.

“In anything if you want to go...” Tetsutetsu started,

“From just a beginner to a pro...” Kirishima added.

“You need a montage,” they joined in manly harmony as Midoriya was shown carrying All Might on his shoulders opposite the setting sun. “Even Deku gets a montage!”

“And now we have Team America,” Kamimoto sighed. “I blame All Might with that “Aim to Pass: American Dream Plan” of his.”

Cut-in to Midoriya lugging a safe on his shoulder and chasing after All Might down a lane in late autumn, the pro standing on a Segway.

“I wonder why it’s stopping here,” Aoyama asked.

Midoriya’s vision faded, and he collapsed.

“Deku!” Uraraka gasped. “Were you okay?”

He didn’t meet her gaze, and Iida answered. “I see. That independent training menu you came up with. That’s the culprit.”

All Might said just as much. “The “Aim To Pass: American Dream Plan” was created with your body in mind. It was fine-tuned to ensure your progress was swift but manageable. Which means,” All Might narrowed his eyes at his protégé, “you haven’t been sticking to it. You’re overdoing things; that’s gonna have the opposite effect of what we want!” All Might reprimanded him.

“Ribbit…” Asui croaked, watching Midoriya lie on the dirt in front of All Might.

“I have to work harder…” the boy struggled to get out as he still tried to force his unwilling body to move, “or I won’t stand a chance against the other applicants.” All Might gasped, watching him will his broken body to move while his voice strained against the pain of overexertion his muscles were likely screaming at him. “I don’t just want into UA, I want to excel! I want… to be like you!”

“This is so manly, Midoriya,” Kirishima cheered, manly tears coming to his eyes as his voice caught in his throat.

“I want… to be the greatest hero in the world!” proclaimed the young man, getting up to his elbows. “So I’ll keep on trying,” he declared as it revealed his face, covered in dirt, snot, sweat, and tears and screwed up in both pain and drive, “until I’ve got what it takes to do that!”

“The others are right,” Tokoyami said with a smile and a bowed head. “You certainly excel at making us look bad, Midoriya. All right. Count me in. I’ll meet you all in the gym.”

As All Might flashed back to the words Midoriya had told him on the roof, Uraraka’s gaze left the screen and turned instead to look at the young man beside her.

There was still a lump in her throat from what Mineta just said that she couldn’t swallow away. Deku had been going for years without anyone in his corner, not even his mother, so once All Might came along and told him that he had the potential to become a hero of course he would throw himself headfirst into that. Not having any friends probably made that easier. Even now that he’d made it to UA he was still charging full steam ahead. He was always training, always striving to do better and improve himself, to become the greatest hero. Seeing what he had gone through, just how far he was pushing himself to achieve his dream…

Uraraka felt tears coming to her eyes unbidden, and hastened to wipe them away. What’s this feeling in my chest? What am I supposed to do? Stupid Ochaco! You decided to put these feelings away. Push them away, lock them down! You just admire him, that’s all. Deku’s so driven, he doesn’t have time for you to distract him with your baggage. He never even had friends before coming to UA, so just be his friend, nothing more! He can’t afford… getting too close…

She tried to swallow the ball of lead down again. “Uraraka, are you okay?” Deku had asked her that question.

She wiped her eyes again and sniffed. “Yeah, I’m fine, Deku,” she answered. “Just, seeing your ten months of Hell montage was… so inspirational, it’s getting me fired up!” She clenched her fists and looked at the screen, anything to not look Deku in the eyes. If she did right now, she wasn’t sure if her heart could take it.

Is this what heartbreak felt like?

Asui and Ashido looked closely at Uraraka’s expression before sharing a look with one another. This was going to require investigation.

All Might’s truck door slammed on the pre-dawn morning of February 26th, Midoriya’s voiceover narrating, “And suddenly, it was the morning of the exam.”

Aizawa’s eyes flared, incredulous fury returning in full force. “You cannot be serious…”

Midoriya screamed.

“Oh no!” Kaminari gasped.

“You okay, Midoriya?” asked Sato.

All Might dashed forward from the parking lot before stopping at the sight in front of him. Midoriya was uninjured, and was standing shirtless on top of a pile of trash that had been dragged into the corner of the parking lot. His scream was not that of pain, but of triumph as his sense of pride and accomplishment overwhelmed him.

All Might’s theme music started up again as his eyes widened. “Hey, hey, holy crap kid!” He gasped in disbelief as his gaunt, sunken eyes took in the beach in the crisp light of the winter dawn. Immaculate. “You even cleaned up outside the area I told you to. Seriously!”

“It really was just Midoriya!” Hagakure shouted. “We have Midoriya to thank for a whole beach everyone can enjoy!”

“That looked intense,” Todoroki commented. “You worked hard. Good job.”

“Holy… stinking…” All Might transitioned into muscle form as his excitement surged within him, “super crap!”

“Super crap is right!” Jiro laughed. “You totally showed those ocean currents who’s boss, Midoriya.”

The boy teetered and fell from his perch on top of the trash pile towards the beach. All Might was at the base beneath the retaining wall and caught the boy in his arms. Voice filled with pride at his protégé’s accomplishment, he smiled broadly and said, “Excellent work.”

Midoriya smiled in his mentor’s arms, spent but fulfilled. “I finished everything, All Might. I did it. Do you think I’m ready now?”

“Oh you bet he’s ready!” Uraraka cheered.

Chuckling, All Might replied, “Yeah. You did good kid. I gotta say, I’m impressed! I knew you had it in you, but this is beyond!” The hero stood Midoriya up and placed his phone in front of Midoriya’s eyes. “Look at this.” The boy looked at it uncertainly.

It was the picture All Might had taken when he’d first started. “It’s you, crying, ten months ago!” The hero teased him. “Look how far you’ve come. Such improvement.”

Uraraka wasn’t the only girl who blushed as the camera panned down a close-up of Deku’s muscular body, but she was definitely the most conflicted. Deku was attract—no, he was hot, and seeing his body displayed like that, with defined pecs and abs for days reinforced it. Mina’s wolf whistles, Kirishima’s cheers for Midoriya’s manly body, Miss Midnight calling him a sight for sore eyes, Iida’s congratulations, Kendo’s praise for his accomplishment, Hatsume’s mad giggling about muscles and all the others… they all made her feel a swell of embarrassment that she wasn’t sure where it was coming from.

The gravity girl tried to sneak a glance at Deku’s face to see if he was enjoying the attention, but he was blushing up a storm at it all instead and hiding his face in his hands. Uraraka pouted. Stupid Deku, you’re not allowed to be both hot and cute. It’s not fair.

After All Might heaped praise on him that it was looking like he’d be able to fully inherit his power, Midoriya looked down at his hand, voice cracking with emotion. “All Might… do I deserve this? Are you sure?”

“Heck yeah, you deserve it, Midori!” Ashido cheered.

“Yes,” Uraraka agreed, nodding and trying to ignore the maelstrom of feelings for the boy next to her that were messing up her insides. “You’re going to be a hero, Deku.”

“You put so much time and energy into helping me…” His tears began to cloud his vision as he continued to question his own self-worth. “How did I end up so lucky?”

All Might laughed at his question. ‘Are you really worried about that after all these months?” he thought. The boy’s idol clapped him on the back. “It was your hard work that did this, not mine. Now, for your reward, Izuku Midoriya” All Might’s theme swelled louder as it grew into the climax.

Midoriya stood up straighter, removing his tears. “Yes, sir!”

Sero grinned. “Aw here we go!”

Shoji nodded. “This is exciting.”

All Might plucked a hair from his head as he stood before his successor. “Someone told me this once: there’s a difference between being lucky and deserving. One’s an accident, the other, a reward. Never get the two confused.”

“All of you should remember those words,” Nezu agreed.

Bakugo winced as he heard All Might say that to Deku, and scowled. Not even an hour ago, the retired pro had held his head in a vice-grip and shouted to his face that he was unworthy. Did he not think that he didn’t work hard too? Did All Might think that all of his efforts were f*cking worthless compared to Deku’s? Both of them had met All Might, but Deku was the lucky one to have met the pro first. Bakugo had f*cking earned his spot at UA, no matter what All Might said!

“Take that to heart, young man.” All Might held the hair towards the boy. “This gift, you earned it with your own valiant efforts.” Midoriya looked at his hero in utter awe.

“I’m getting goosebumps,” Tetsutetsu said, lifting his drink to his mouth.

His awe gave way to determination as Narrator Midoriya stated, “And so, I held out my weak, quirkless hand...and grabbed the future.”

All Might held out the hair, the image on screen lighting up purple in a way that did not fit the hero’s theme music at all. “Eat this.”

The Steel quirk user wasn’t the only one who made the mistake of taking a sip of their drink at that moment. Choking, coughing, and spit-takes enveloped the assembled audience. As All Might told Midoriya he needed to swallow some of All Might’s DNA in order to transfer the power. Bakugo suddenly felt some form of sick superiority, and he laughed. “You had to eat All Might’s hair to get his power? HA! No wonder you suck at using it!”

“Bakugo,” Todoroki called out, “you don’t seem surprised at all about any of this.”

“Of course I’m not surprised you idiot! I already knew!”

“What!?” Kirishima exclaimed. “You knew!?”

“Of course I knew!” Bakugo roared. “Why do you think I kicked that nerd’s ass the other night?” He calmed down slightly as everyone gawked at him, but his superior smirk remained. “I’m surprised none of you idiots figured it out. Deku can’t lie to save his life.”

“DNA transfer, huh?” Iida asked. His eyes widened. “Wait!”

“Midoriya!” Todoroki shouted.

“Stain!”

“No, no, it’s okay guys!” Midoriya said, holding up his hands and gesturing to both his seatmate and the one two rows behind him. “One For All can’t be taken by force. I have to will it to be transferred.”

“Oh…” Uraraka said, a knot in her chest she didn’t know was there unclenching. “Well that’s a relief.”

“Yeah,” Ashido commented. “I was worried that swapping spit would transfer the power over. Good to know that lucky girl’s not going to have her limbs explode by accident.”

Midoriya and Uraraka both had their heads turn into tomatoes. While Uraraka shouted, “MINA!”, steam poured off of Midoriya’s face as he fainted.

“…kiss… a girl…”

“Midoriya! Midoriya, get a hold of yourself!” Iida called out to his friend. “Ashido! Apologize!”

“Wow, Mina, you broke Midoriya, ribbit.”

Midnight giggled. “My, she sure is forward.”

“Ashido, please refrain from teasing Midoriya further,” Yaoyorozu sternly advised her. She placed a hand up to her lips. “Although… that is good to know…”

Mineta and Kaminari were weeping tears of jealousy. “Mi-dor-i-ya!!!”

In all the commotion, few of the students had been paying attention to the screen. Kamimoto hadn’t paused it for them to settle down this time, somehow a little too entertained by the proceedings caused by Ashido’s kiss comment. Aizawa, though, ignored the tomfoolery of his students and paid attention to the way Midoriya had nearly jumped out of his skin after Bakugo threatened to set him on fire.

This was now ten months after the incident with the sludge villain and Bakugo’s “joking” attempted incitement of suicide. True to Midoriya’s words earlier, he hadn’t seen anything to indicate that he had ever contemplated it. If he was going to, it probably would have been on the roof of that office building right after All Might had crushed his dream of being a hero and forced him to face reality. The earlier scene in the classroom, where Bakugo had deliberately ignored Midoriya as he mumbled his way into receiving his classmates’ teasing while concocting his ill-conceived independent training menu, and this current one were more in-line with what he’d observed since the boys had been placed in his class.

In his own way, it seemed that the sludge villain incident had forced Bakugo to begrudgingly respect Midoriya just the smallest amount. Hopefully their upcoming talk wouldn’t be as arduous as initially expected.

‘Ever since that day, Kacchan’s been taking it easier on me,’ Midoriya thought to himself as he watched his classmate stride towards the entrance. He sighed. ‘I guess I was just scared out of habit.’

“It does make sense,” Yaoyorozu grumbled with a foul taste in her mouth. Bakugo’s actions towards Midoriya conditioned him into such fearful behaviour. It will take time and effort to remove that conditioning.

Midoriya shook his head, bringing him back to the here and now. ‘But I’m not defenseless anymore,’ he reminded himself, looking up at the great H-shaped building that was UA and the logo above the wall in front of him. ‘Yeah, I have to remember all the work I’ve put in.’ His legs shook with nervous excitement. ‘Thanks to All Might, I’m actually going to be a hero!’ As Midoriya took his first step forward to his bright and glorious future, he tripped over his own feet. ‘Or I’ll just die.’

The few who were still paying attention to the screen instead of the comedy playing out in the front row laughed, but then everyone started watching the screen again as a brown-haired girl was shown standing next to the frozen and floating-in-midair Midoriya, her hand outstretched to touch him.

“Are you okay?” she giggled.

“Ochaco!” Hagakure gasped as Midoriya started freaking out at having gravity’s effect on him removed. “It’s your first line!”

“What!?” she whirled back towards the screen, seeing her smiling face up there with her hands together, releasing Midoriya from the effects of her quirk.

“I stopped you with my quirk. I’m sorry I didn’t ask first, but… I figured you wouldn’t mind me catching you.”

All Midoriya could do was stare back at her, gobsmacked.

Kaminari snorted. Jiro too.

Uraraka made a frustrated noise as she held a smile. “Isn’t this all like, way nerve-wracking?” Midoriya seemed to try to say something, but the only thing that made it past his lips was vague, unintelligible splutterings. “Well,” Uraraka continued, “guess I’ll see you inside. Bye!” She gave him a friendly little wave as she skipped off towards the entrance.

“So Ochaco was the first person in our class you met, huh, Midori?” Ashido teased, a big sh*t-eating grin plastered on her face.

Midoriya did his best to ignore her and the blush on his face, before all the blood drained from it as he looked at the expression the him on screen held. My thoughts, oh crap!

‘Holy whoa, I just talked to a girl!’ he internally screamed. A caption then appeared, reminding the viewers that Midoriya *Didn’t actually talk.

The laughter of all of his classmates drowned out the weird, crazed laughter that the boy himself had done. “Might want to try actually talking next time, Midoriya,” Sero ribbed.

“Real smooth,” Jiro added.

Uraraka’s cheeks tinged pink again as she glanced at the horror-struck look on Deku’s face. Watching this show was turning into a colossal mistake; the most supreme challenge to her decision during the exam. “Um, I… wasn’t the first girl you’d talked to before, right?”

Deku looked down at his knees. “Well, uh, when you’re the hero-obsessed quirkless freak chasing an impossible dream who gets picked on all the time, especially by the biggest personality in school, not many people talk to you; especially not girls.” Uraraka felt her anger rising again, and oh yeah, a mistake had been made; she just wasn’t sure if it was her decision in the exam to put her feelings away or to learn all of this about Deku. “So, yeah, you really were the first girl I talked to, even though I didn’t actually say anything until the first day of class, and thank you. You were also my first real friend in about ten years. And even after hearing about my quirk, you still are, so thanks. It really means a lot to me.”

Iida was listening in too, but he felt like this was something more between Midoriya and Uraraka, so he kept out of it, and tried to pay attention to the screen showing Present Mic explaining the practical. Midoriya fanboying over the voice hero was an easy enough and wholesome distraction.

Uraraka took a deep breath as she finished hearing what Deku had to say. All the anger inside of her wasn’t doing her any good. She needed to dispel it somehow. Maybe she wasn’t thinking straight, but she wanted to prove to Deku that she was on his side, and would continue to be on his side, no matter what. She was probably damning herself in the long run, but she needed to do this now before he started insulting himself again. “Deku. I’m going to hug you.”

Izuku went red. Hu—HUH!?

Uraraka didn’t give him any time to react. She just placed her arms around his neck and shoulders and hugged him. Izuku’s heart raced as he heard her sigh in his ear. This wasn’t the first hug he’d gotten today, but something about this one just felt different from the others. It only lasted a few seconds, but those seconds seemed to last for tens of minutes. Uraraka didn’t say anything, but it was like her hug was saying things she didn’t trust her voice to say to him. To him, that simple hug told him that he wasn’t alone; that she accepted him completely, secrets and all.

Uraraka pulled away, smiled, then directed her full attention to the screen. Izuku could see her cheeks with their cute pink pads turning even more pink, and another thought came to him. Uraraka… smells nice.

He caught Ashido and Asui staring at him. Izuku gasped and buried his face in his hands. Why were girls so confusing!?

Kayama was practically squealing with delight as she squirmed in her seat next to Aizawa, and the Erasure Hero swore he could hear the rat in her lap cackling under his breath. “Youth is so wonderful, don’t you agree, Aizawa? Those darlings are cute together.”

“No comment,” he muttered, using his capture scarf to hide the fact that he was totally not smiling, not even the slightest, at the heartwarming display of Uraraka’s compassion and care for the Problem Child she’d befriended. “Just so long as they’re both committed and prepared to make a hero relationship work.”

“You know, that’s your problem,” Kayama said, placing her hand on his shoulder. “You’re scared of commitment. That’s the only reason you and f*ckukado haven’t hooked up.”

“No, we haven’t ‘hooked up’ because she annoys me like no one else on this planet does,” Aizawa retorted.

“That’s love, Eraser.”

“You have a skewed definition. You’re just as bad as Hizashi sometimes. Thinking of children, how are you going to react when you see your daughter in action and hear her thoughts?”

Kayama faked a pout and placed her hand to her cheek. “Oh dear. Little Momo’s going to be so embarrassed. I’d love to see her expression when she figures it out.”

All Might did a spit-take, though in his case there was a little more blood involved. “What!? How come I didn’t know of that?”

“Pot, meet kettle,” Aizawa deadpanned as Present Mic called on Iida, the future class rep concerned about him not having mentioned the zero-pointers.

“I didn’t take my husband’s name when I married,” Kayama told him. “It’s not a monumental secret, but it is just a slight misdirection. That way my profile, which does not reveal my marital status, still lists my name as Nemuri Kayama if you dig deep enough, not Nemuri Yaoyorozu.” She turned and gave fond smile to the ponytail girl in the front row. “It helps to give her a little bit of anonymity, I like to think.”

Completely unaware that the teachers were currently discussing her, Yaoyorozu turned to look towards her class rep. “Iida, perhaps in future it would be best if you adhered to the sentiment of “praise in public, punish in private”. You can see how much your admonishment of Midoriya affected him.”

“Yes, I see that,” Iida said with a tense expression on his face. He clutched his fist while clenching his teeth. “I admit that I was nervous, but that was no excuse for calling you out like that. Midoriya, I must apologize.”

Izuku waved his hands as Iida stood and bowed at ninety-degrees. “No, no, it’s fine, Iida, really. Just so long as you try not to do it in the future, it’s cool.”

“Yeah, Iida’s dressing-downs aren’t fun to be on the receiving end of,” Asui commented. Tokoyami nodded.

“That’s all I got for you today,” Present Mic finished his explanation. “I’ll sign off with a little present: a sample of our school motto. As General Napoleon Bonaparte once laid down, “A true hero is one who overcomes life’s misfortunes.”” Present Mic sounded smug at what he just said. “Mmhmm, now that’s a tasty sound byte.”

“He referenced Napoleon?” Yaoyorozu inquired. She frowned. “Why do that? I mean, yes, he was a great political and military leader in Europe, but he also made the critical mistake of campaigning in a Russian winter, something he and his army never recovered from, and was then ultimately defeated and died in exile. He also hated the monarchy but then hypocritically became an emperor. Why reference him?”

The students all looked at Yaoyorozu, and she looked around at all of them, a clueless look on her face. “What? Was it something I said?”

How does she know that? Thought the majority of her peers.

“But… but Napoleon is a national hero…” Aoyama muttered under his breath, not having the fortitude to formally object to Yaoyorozu’s criticism of the first Emperor of France.

Present Mic tried to get the students in the auditorium fired up with a “Plus Ultra!” but nobody joined in with him, silence reigning throughout the room as Midoriya nervously held his exam papers. “Good luck!” he finished off. “Hope you practiced hitting more than just books!”

The scene cut one of the fake cities being used as battle centres, the students for this group next to the bus that had taken them there. A caption for ‘UA High School Hero Course Entrance Exam Battle Center B’ appeared on the screen as Midoriya stood at the back of the crowd.

‘Well…’ he thought, ‘this is it. Time to put ten months of training with All Might to the test.’ The camera panned over the two students whose names he didn’t know, but were Iida and Uraraka, in front of all the other applicants. ‘Time to give it my all. Iwillbecome a hero, just like I always dreamed.’ He trembled with anxiety despite the determined, confident tone he’d just given himself. ‘I won’t let myself down!’

He reached up and gave himself a good smack on each cheek with his hands.

The screen showed his notebook and the first iteration of his hero costume as the opening lines of the outro song started.

“Oh hey, we get to watch it now?” Kaminari asked, leaning forward with surprise. “That’s new!”

“Yeah,” Kamimoto said. “I checked and I think we’ve made up just enough time to have you start watching the intros and outros again, as well as the previews.”

“Previews?” All Might asked. The redheaded woman nodded.

“Yup! The next episode previews,” she stated. “Oh, this one’s fun, by the way. It’s done by Midoriya and Uraraka.”

The two mentioned students yelped in surprise. “We-we’re doing the preview?” Midoriya asked. “But how?”

“Yeah!” Uraraka agreed. “I don’t remember recording anything like that. I didn’t even know there was a show about us!”

Kamimoto waved her hand dismissively. “Don’t worry about it! It’s just some actor with a quirk that’s great for voice acting mimicking your voices for the production. Upper Management didn’t actually abduct you in the middle of the night, had you record a script, wipe your memories and put you back in your beds none the wiser.”

That answer didn’t seem to appease anyone in the room, but the outro ended, All Might’s theme started up, and title card for the preview came on screen.

“UA High’s entrance exam is here,” Midoriya’s voice narrated as short second-long shots from what they were about to see, including images of Bakugo, Iida, Midoriya, Recovery Girl, and Uraraka in a middle school sailor uniform appeared, “and every one of us wants a spot at this prestigious school. The question is, will I be able to get through the practical with the power I only just received from All Might?”

“Let’s do our best on the exam today,” Uraraka’s voice encouraged him.

“Huh?” Narrator Midoriya reacted. “Who are you? Holy crap, it’s that girl I talked to!”

Jiro snorted again.

“Next time,” Midoriya said, while Uraraka declared with bubbly energy, “Start Line!”

“I, Ochaco, will try hard not to puke during the test,” her voice promised.

“Go Beyond…” Midoriya began, with both finishing together, “Plus Ultra!”

Ashido clapped her hands together, a massive smile on her face. “Oh my gosh, that was adorable!” She whipped around and raised her right hand while pointing at herself with her left. “Kamimoto, Kamimoto! That sounds like fun. I wanna do one! Can I? Please? Please tell me I get to do one of those previews.”

Kamimoto frowned and looked up at the ceiling. “Huh? Actually, I can’t remember if you get to do any of them Ashido. Most of them are done by Midoriya, sometimes All Might. Occasionally another student joins Midoriya, but I can’t remember one where it’s another student doing the whole preview by themselves. I don’t remember most of them. I know the one right before the obstacle course for the Sports Fest has Bakugo join him, and during Internships Tsu gets a chance, but I honestly don’t remember you getting one, Ashido.”

“Ribbit, I get one?” Asui asked, pointing at herself. “Also, why did you call me ‘Tsu’?”

“You tell everyone to call you that,” Kamimoto answered. “It’s a big running joke the number of times Midoriya stops himself from saying your last name instead. If you don’t want me to, just say the word.”

Asui tilted her head, “No, that’s alright. You don’t seem like a bad person.”

Ashido pouted and rounded on Midoriya. “Midori! Stop hogging the spotlight in your own show. I wanna do a preview!”

“I swear, Ashido, I have nothing to do with this!” he defended.

“It’s your story, Midoriya!” Kaminari accused. “And you’ve got All Might’s power? What’s up with that!”

Kamimoto looked at her phone’s clock. “Anyway, you’ve got about three and a half minutes before I start your last episode before lunch,” she called out to them. “If you need to use the bathroom, now’s your chance without missing anything!”

Uraraka blushed and stood up. “Oh, right. Sorry, Deku, excuse me.”

“Oh, sure!”

“Be quick!” Iida called after her. “You don’t want to miss evaluating our performances in the entrance exam!”

With the hubbub of the end of the episode, almost nobody noticed the floating uniform that followed Uraraka up the stairs.

Notes:

There is nothing in canon to confirm that Momo is Midnight's daughter, but there is also nothing (as of 2020-10-22) to disprove it, so since I like that headcanon I'm going to see how well it works here. Plus I like the idea of MomNight.

And poor Ochaco. She really wasn't prepared to learn all this about the broccoli boy, was she?

-EDIT-

After it being pointed out to me that Midnight is actually 30... ignore her, Aizawa, and Present Mic's canon ages! She's Momo's mom, roll with it!

Chapter 5: What Happens When You Make CON Your Dump Stat?

Notes:

You either break every bone in your body or you can't hold your lunch.

(See the end of the chapter for more notes.)

Chapter Text

Ochaco splashed some water on her face and looked at herself in the mirror, a slight frown and worried brown eyes looking back at her. Her cheeks didn’t have their usual shine to them, a side effect of her eyes just not being filled with the happiness and pep that were normally in them. Ochaco sighed. She hadn’t even really needed to go anyway, she just needed to get away from Deku, even just for a couple of minutes, to try to reset herself.

“What am I even doing?” she mumbled, rhetorically seeking answers from her reflection in the mirror.

“What are you doing, Ochaco?”

The sudden voice of her classmate startled the bejeebies out of her as Ochaco nearly flipped around, hands grasping at the countertop behind her. If her heart wanted a restart, it sure as heck got it! Standing in front of her was the floating school uniform of Toru Hagakure, the invisible girl. “T-Toru!?” she gasped, face going completely red. “N-nothing! I’m not doing anything at all! Why are you here?”

“I followed you,” Toru answered, “and I just wanted you to know, Mina’s probably going to try another interrogation as soon as we’re let out for lunch, just so you know.”

Ochaco started to sweat. She didn’t like the sound of that. She really, really , didn’t like the sound of that at all. “An interrogation?”

“You like Midoriya.”

Ochaco froze. Toru’s words were neither an accusation, nor a question. They were a simple statement, said with the bluntness Tsu usually held. But Ochaco wasn’t ready to confront such a statement head-on, not like this. There was only one thing she could do, the same thing she’d been doing since the finals: deny. Deny, deny, deny! Even if it made her feel like her heart was being crushed. “Wha-? No I don’t. Don’t be silly, Toru. Deku and I are just good friends, that’s all.”

“Ochaco.”

She blinked. It was probably a good thing she couldn’t actually see what Toru looked like, because the sympathetic tone of voice when paired with whatever soft expression the girl had probably would have killed her if she’d been able to witness it.

“It’s okay.”

The lead in Ochaco’s throat returned and she sniffed as her vision clouded, eyes growing wet. She couldn’t look at Toru as she dropped her gaze, and rubbed her wrist over her eyes to wipe away the moisture. “I’m fine, really,” she lied, and plastered a horribly fake smile on her face as she brought her face back up.

“I smile to hide the fear inside.”

“It’s not like that at all. Deku’s just super amazing, y’know?”

“I have to work harder than anyone else to get in.”

“Seeing all that stuff he went through just to make it to UA is super inspiring.”

“You’d never be able to hang with the best of the best! You’d die in the exams!”

“I’m sorry, Izuku.”

“Take a swan dive off the roof of the building.”

“Can you be a hero? Not without a quirk.”

“Whatever feelings I might have, they don’t matter. He’s going to reach his goal, so I’ll support him, all while reaching my own dream of being a hero. No time for distractions.”

“I want… to be the greatest hero in the world. So I’ll keep on trying, until I’ve got what it takes to do that!”

Ochaco kept smiling even though her heart was tearing itself apart with every word she said and every word remembered.

Toru sighed. “Come on, let’s go back. You know, I was hoping you’d say something before Mina and the rest of us corner you at lunch, but since you didn’t your punishment will be even more severe!” Toru turned around and started to walk out. Ochaco followed her, her expression frozen.

Punishment? Whatever, I can take it!

No you can’t, you idiot! Stupid Ochaco!

The two girls had just barely made it back into the theatre when they heard the music start up again and Midoriya’s narration.

“Shoot!” Hagakure whispered. “Hurry!”

“…UA, the school with the best hero training course in the world.”

“You know,” Hatsume commented as Hagakure returned to her seat beside her and Uraraka rejoined Midoriya and Iida on the couch beside theirs, “it’s kinda funny that it’s in Japan instead of someplace like America. They practically invented the concept of superheroes.”

Midoriya’s narration was over panning shots of UA’s entrance and the students entering to take prestigious school’s entrance exam walking up to its doors. “...similar programs out there, but they don’t hold a candle to UA’s, which is why it’s almost impossible to get in.” The background music rose as the shot changed to a massive fist clenching audibly, the fist of All Might. “The school’s alumni list is a “who’s who” of idols. All Might, the most famous pro there is.” Said hero posed with strength and the charisma of his pearly white smile.”

“Heck yeah!” Tetsutetsu cheered.

“That shot does make me look good,” All Might said with a proud grin.

“The legendary peacekeeper with the most wins under his belt,” Midoriya continued as he introduced the next pro, a man with a fiery disposition and theme. “The Fiery Hero: Endeavor.”

That introduction’s not wrong, Todoroki thought with a slight frown, but I’ve never known the old man to smile for the cameras like that.

The screen switched from the redheaded man with a beard and mustache made of literal flames to a sleek blond man grooming his hair into perfect order.

Bakugo’s eyebrow twitched. Kirishima and Kaminari were both grinning at him like a couple of idiots.

“Not to mention the denim-clad award-winning marvel, Best Jeanist.” UA’s golden logo upon the arch of the school’s gate became front and centre. “Graduating from UA is basically a requirement if you wanna be a great hero.”

“I think young Midoriya is overhyping us a bit too much,” Kayama said with a blush as she placed her hand to her cheek.

“Now, now, Kayama,” Nezu returned, “one must take pride in one’s institution, and the boy is right. UA’s hero course has consistently produced fine and upstanding heroes who perform admirably after graduation.”

“This was it,” Midoriya narrated as it showed his timid face in his middle school uniform walk through the gate, “the first step towards achieving my dream of becoming a pro.”

“Oh man,” Kaminari said as the intro started. “I know we already saw this the first time, but that guitar rif is awesome.”

“You’ve got that right,” Jiro agreed.

Kendo placed a hand to her chin. “Seeing it again now after watching the last three episodes, you can really see how it teases the relationship between Midoriya and All Might.”

Ashido grinned. “Hey, has anyone else noticed that Uraraka and Iida are the first people in class to be introduced in the intro? They’re even before Bakugo.”

“Hey, I hadn’t really noticed that before,” Sato said, eyes widening.

“Well, we are Midoriya’s friends after all,” Iida reasoned. “If the show is about him, it only makes sense that those closest to him would be shown pretty early on.”

Iida, you’re not helpin’! Uraraka thought, deliberately keeping her mouth shut as she watched the screen. And what kind of pose is that?

*click*

The noise turned some heads towards Ashido, who was holding up her phone. She’d apparently taken a picture of the ending shot. “What? I wanted a picture.”

“Ooh, send that to me!” Hagakure requested.

“Oh, by the way,” Kamimoto stated as the screen switched to an overview of the numerous battle centres, “the episodes you’ve already watched will be available on V.O.D. on the TVs in your rooms, so you can rewatch and review what you’ve already seen at your leisure.”

“That’s excellent,” Iida remarked. “Being able to study what we’ve seen with more control and attention to detail will surely help us cultivate our understanding of the past and take lessons from it.”

“Don’t use that as an excuse to slack off here,” Aizawa cautioned them.

“Yes sir!”

Midoriya was sweating and trembling with nerves as the other applicants in his battle centre marvelled at the scope of their testing facility. He flashed back to Present Mic’s presentation earlier.

“Like your application said, today you rock’n boys and girls will be out there conducting ten-minute mock battles in super hip urban settings. Okay, okay. Let’s check out your targets.”

“We already know this!” Hagakure pouted. “We just saw it!”

“It’s still good review, though,” Ojiro stated, “and three of us here never took the hero course entrance exam.”

“...points based on their level of difficulty, so better choose wisely.” Mic’s presentation shifted to a representation of a video game. “Your goal in this trial is to use your quirk to raise your score by shredding these faux villains like a mid-song guitar solo!”

“Okay, this is it,” Midoriya told himself as he came out of his flashback to the parameters. “A mock battle.”

“Did Present Mic have to be so on-brand with his explanation?” Yaoyorozu wondered.

Jiro grimaced. “Yeah, it was kinda annoying.”

“Don’t tell him that to his face,” Aizawa warned them. “You’ll hurt his feelings.”

“Hey,” Mineta pointed while patting his seatmate’s leg. “Shoji, look! You’re up there.”

“Yeah, and so is Aoyama,” he said.

“Isn’t my sparkle just dazzling?” Aoyama asked, reaching out with his arm and giving his wrist a little flick as he struck a pose. “Midoriya even noticed my belt. He has a keen eye.”

Midoriya’s eyes zoomed in on Uraraka’s back, the brunette in her tracksuit having a hand placed up to her chest while she seemed to be focusing herself.

Ashido grinned.

‘Hey, it’s her!’ Midoriya realized. ‘The nice girl I met at the school gates! The one who kept me from falling.’

“Yeah, Uraraka sure is nice, isn’t she, Midoriya?” Jiro asked, smirking as she glanced down at him.

With very wooden movements, his whole body creaking as he moved, Midoriya thought, ‘I should probably thank her for helping me back there.’

Uraraka frowned. That’s funny. She didn’t remember Deku thanking her.

A hand dropped onto Midoriya’s left shoulder, distracting him enough to stop him. He turned around and yelped. Iida was standing behind him, giving the young prospective student a stern look.

“Wow, Iida,” Kendo giggled, “you sure scared Midoriya a lot that day.”

“She looks like she’s trying to focus on the trials ahead,” Iida stated as the scene showed Uraraka taking deep breaths and patting her chest. The camera returned to Iida’s face as he scolded Midoriya. “What are you going to do? Distract her and ruin her chances to succeed?”

Iida bit his lip. “I apologize, Midoriya. I know I was nervous, too, but that’s no excuse.”

Izuku waved his hands in front of him, just like his past double was doing, as the other applicants on screen started to write him off. “It’s fine, Iida, really! You were just looking out for Uraraka is all.”

“Yeah, but you buttin’ in like that made Deku even more of a nervous wreck,” Uraraka pouted. “I appreciate you thinkin’ of me, Iida, but I honestly coulda used the distraction. Talking to someone would have helped my nerves a lot more than bein’ by myself.”

“Yeah, sounds like you were the one ruining someone else’s chances to succeed,” Kirishima called down with a grin. “Not very manly of you, class rep…”

“Again, I apologize!” Iida stated.

“Right! Let’s start!” Midoriya and Iida both looked up at Present Mic’s shout. “Get moving! There are no countdowns in real battles!”

“Wait, that’s how yours started?” Kaminari asked. “That’s a little harsh.”

“Yeah, Cementoss gave us a countdown in ours,” Tetsutetsu said.

Aizawa sighed. “Ah, Cementoss.”

“Yes,” Kayama agreed. “It’s like he doesn’t enjoy messing with the students at all.”

“I believe it’s because he’s too inspired by All Might here,” Nezu said. He turned his head to look up at the retired pro. “You probably would have given them a countdown too, wouldn’t you?”

All Might flinched. “Well, it is just an entrance exam…”

The panicked look on Midoriya’s face as he shouted in his mind, ‘I’m already behind!’ almost matched the one on Uraraka’s as she moved at the back of the pack of examinees, all of them seemingly more focused and driven than visibly nervous.

“See, Iida,” Uraraka pointed out. “I was way nervous. Talking to someone I at least recognized, even in passing would have helped out a lot.”

“Uh-huh,” Asui agreed, “I’m sure talking to Midoriya would have calmed you down.”

Uraraka nodded. “Right! Thanks Tsu—not you too!” The perpetual blush on her cheeks went even pinker as blood rushed into the capillaries covering the rest of her cheeks.

Ashido giggled while Tokoyami muttered, “So noisy. I’m trying to watch.”

“Hey, wait up! Save some villains for me!” Midoriya shouted as he chased after them all while a fun upbeat music track started. The title card came up.

Episode 4: Start Line

“Just like Ochaco said in the preview!” Ashido declared with pep.

“It sucks that we’re probably not going to see how our exams went,” Jiro lamented.

“Yeah, but considering how Midoriya was at the start of term,” Ojiro added, “I did always wonder how he actually made it in.”

“I guess we’re gonna find out,” Sato said, folding his hands together under his chin.

‘I have plenty of time,’ Midoriya reasoned as he ran through the streets of the battle centre after the others. ‘I’ll catch up to them. After all…’ he flashed back to the Dagobah Municipal Beach Park, ‘I’ve got All Might’s power in me.’

“Yeah right,” Bakugo mocked. “You had his power but not a single clue how to use it, ya damn nerd!”

“Bakugo!” Uraraka snapped.

Izuku placed a hand on her shoulder. “No, he’s right. I didn’t know how to use it at all. But I do now, and I’ll keep getting better at it until I can say “I am Here,” and be the greatest hero in the world.”

All Might felt his chest swelling with pride.

“Before you do that,” Sero teased, pointing at the screen as Midoriya swallowed All Might’s hair. “You might want to stop making faces like that.”

Izuku blanched, seeing his expression while chuckles and giggles arose around him. Oh, right.

“Yeah,” Midoriya answered All Might’s question on if he’d swallowed it, “but I don’t feel like anything’s different yet.” His mentor laughed.

“Well, of course not! Your body has to process the hair first. Hm...” He looked up at a digital clock standing nearby, showing the time to be at a quarter past six in the morning. “It should kick in after two, maybe three hours.”

“But the exam was in three hours!” Mineta exclaimed.

“At least the written one,” Shoji stated.

“Yeah, the practical was a few hours after that,” Sato agreed.

“Process it?” Yaoyorozu wondered. “All Might, you mean that the acids in Midoriya’s stomach would need to break down the hair enough for him to start actually absorbing the quirk factor within your DNA, correct?”

All Might nodded. “That’s about right Young Yaoyorozu.”

“Then what would happen if a different exchange of DNA had occurred?” she asked. “Say, Midoriya was given a blood transfusion, or swallowed your saliva as Ashido proposed earlier?”

All Might’s eyes widened and he rubbed his chin. “Hmm, I hadn’t considered that. Likely faster for saliva, and probably almost instantly if he were to receive some of my blood.”

Uraraka spotted Ashido attempting to get her attention and glanced at the pink-skinned horned girl. “Hey, Ochaco, Midori,” she stage-whispered. “About how fast do you think the power would transfer if you do this ?” She made a circle with her thumb and index finger in one hand and used the index finger of her other to repeatedly enter and exit the circle.

As the two teens’ heads exploded at the implications, falling back or slumping forward on their couch as their souls left their bodies, Asui stared at Ashido. “Mina, that’s gross.”

“Midoriya! Uraraka!” Iida yelled.

Yaoyorozu was blushing as she scolded the cackling prankster, while Kendo giggled to herself. Their class seems fun.

“The physical backlash of One For All can be intense,” All Might advised Midoriya as the boy prepared to head home to prepare for the exam. “There’s no time to go into the fine details, but, take note.”

The scene changed back to the present, Midoriya running through the exam site as All Might’s words echoed in his mind. “You have to prepare yourself before using this quirk. So I want you to clench your butt cheeks, and yell this from the depths of your heart.”

Izuku’s soul couldn’t come to the phone right now, so he was very glad that he wasn’t cognizant enough to hear just how much laughing and giggling erupted from his schoolmates at All Might’s instructions to “clench his butt cheeks” before using his quirk. Kirishima, Sero, and Tetsutetsu particularly seemed to find it hilarious, even moreso when Midoriya encountered a one-pointer robot and froze completely.

“Midoriya vs Sludge Villain,” Sero started to tease, “‘Why am I running? Why are my legs moving? Why can’t I stop!?’”

“Midoriya vs One-Pointer,” Tetsutetsu joined in, doing his best Midoriya imitation (which wasn’t flattering), “‘Why aren’t my feet moving? Why am I frozen? Why can’t I start!?’”

A few of their classmates giggled, but Kirishima gave a big thumbs-up. “Well he’s sure come a long way from that now.”

Aoyama bid Midoriya adieu as he ran off after saving him from the one-pointer that had been about to crush him.

Izuku slowly regained his senses and looked up to where Aoyama was sitting. “Oh! I’m sorry, I never got a chance to thank you for that, Aoyama.”

“De rien, mon ami,” Aoyama replied with a wink and a sparkle.

Kamimoto looked at the blond boy with confusion from her position. She could just barely see him beyond the back of his blond head, but even so she was able to see the sparkling shards that had mysteriously appeared around him. Even outside of the show he does that? How?

Midoriya ran further into the city in search of robots he could destroy for points and arrived in a wide street where a veritable buffet of robots were being destroyed by all the other applicants with their quirks, the faux villains falling left and right. ‘Her again!’ he thought as he saw Uraraka run by in front of him. She placed her hands against the villains as she ran past them, activating her quirk on them with a slight flash of pink from the pads on her fingertips. Her quirk floated the faux villains up into the air.

Placing the fingertips of her hands together, Uraraka called out, “Now, release!” The robots started crashing back to earth around her as the brunette panted, getting short of breath. “Okay, that should be at least twenty-eight points!”

“You go, girl!” Ashido cheered.

“Yeah, nice job,” Shoji said with a nod as Midoriya freaked out that Uraraka had that many points already. “I’d wondered whose quirk was making the bots float.”

Iida’s legs shredded apart a two-pointer with a ferocious and fast kick to its abdomen. “That puts me at forty-five!”

“How’d he get so many?” Midoriya wondered, the pressure starting to get to him.

“Hey, nice job, Iida,” Kaminari praised.

“Yeah,” Hatsume agreed. “Your kicks are pretty tough, Legs, if you were able to break solid steel with them.”

“It’s because of my quirk,” Iida explained. “Because I have actual engines in my calves, my tibia, fibula, and the bones of my ankles and feet are basically as tough as a highly durable steel alloy.”

Midoriya was looking all over as more robots were destroyed with the other applicants arguing over them while calling out their point totals.

“Hey, uh, you’re not doing so hot there, Midoriya,” Sato pointed out.

“Yeah,” Mineta said. “Even I’d gotten some points at this stage.”

“Same here,” Hagakure agreed with what some could assume was a nod given the slight shift in her uniform. “Though I wasn’t destroying mine; I was disabling them by flipping a kill switch on the back.”

“They had those!?” Izuku asked, seeing his panicking face played right back at him. “I wish I’d noticed that during the exam, not that it would have helped much.”

The scene cut away from Midoriya’s despairing belief that he would fail and revealed a monitoring room. The principal’s voice spoke over a number of screens showing close-ups on individual applicants and the carnage of the destroyed faux villains. Somehow Aoyama had spotted the cameras recording them and was looking right at it. “Clearly, the examinees have no idea how many villains are present, or their locations.”

“Oh, is it time for my debut now?” Nezu inquired, his tail swishing against Kayama’s body as he leaned forward a little.

“Some use information-gathering abilities to plan out strategies,” he observed as it showed Shoji using his dupliarms to search. The scene shifted to Iida skidding against the asphalt. “While others rely on speed to pull ahead of their peers.” Aoyama was shown again next, destroying a villain with his navel laser while posing for the camera, again, somehow knowing exactly where it was. “Of course, remaining calm under pressure can be a huge advantage.”

Bakugo grinned as he saw himself show up, standing in the wreckage of destroyed faux villains with his hands smoking from his quirk’s power. “Ooh, looking like a total badass there, Bakugo,” Kirishima said, holding out his hand for a fist bump, which Bakugo provided.

“Damn straight I am,” he agreed. “That’s why I was the one who placed first in these exams.”

The voice of Midnight started to hum. “I’d say this year’s group looks promising.”

“Oh, and they certainly are,” Kayama agreed with herself, looking down over the students assembled in front of them.

“Judging the exam is always an interesting experience,” Nezu stated. “Every year, we never know what we’re going to get.”

“And every year we irrationally weed out competent children whose quirks don’t work well against robots,” Aizawa grumbled.

Snipe pressed the button labelled “Yaruki Switch” kept behind a glass case. “Let’s see how they react.”

Yaoyorozu furrowed her eyebrows. “Real test?”

Iida watched intensely. The moment Midoriya understood the meaning of the test more than me. I should observe his actions and thought processes closely, if I want to become a better hero.

Jiro shivered and grasped her arms, beginning to rub them. She wasn’t the only one who did as the music became ominous and the cities started to shake. “Oh boy, not these things again.”

Uraraka was holding a hand to her mouth to try to keep down her nausea as all the examinees in her area stopped what they were doing, turning towards the source of the rumbling. She and Iida both gained tense expressions, with the gravity girl’s face revealing more fear than Ingenium’s younger brother’s. Glass windows shattered as giant wheels carried something past buildings, and Midoriya became covered in the shadow of something truly gigantic. He gasped as he looked up.

Towering above him, mechanical hands grasping the roofs of buildings at least nine stories tall and still dwarfing them in its size, was the zero-point robot. It crushed one of the buildings in its grip, sending concrete and rebar falling to the ground.

“Eeek!” Ashido squealed, yanking her blanket up over her eyes. “That thing’s still scary!”

“Oh yes!” Yaoyorozu realized. “From the obstacle course!”

Ojiro began sweating. “I’m so glad the one in my centre was nowhere near me, and we weren’t required to take it down.”

Sato nodded. “Yeah, could you imagine having to do that?” Koda shook his head from next to him.

“Anyone who would would have to be crazy,” he said timidly. “All I could do was run.”

“However,” Tokoyami brought up, “Snipe said that this was ‘the real test’. What were they testing us on, I wonder?”

Midoriya looked like he was about to faint from terror at the giant robot looming menacingly over him. ‘Isn’t this a little extreme?’ his internal voice roared with all the volume of a field mouse.

Tetsutetsu frowned as the zero-pointer punched the road, sending up a great cloud of dust and wind that buffeted the examinees and had them screaming in panic. “Gotta say, I’m starting to wonder how Midoriya even made it in. It’s not like just anyone can fight the big one, but it wasn’t worth any points anyway, and he’s sitting at zero right now.”

“Yes,” Todoroki agreed. “Clearly Midoriya passed and made the cut, so what happened?”

Bakugo narrowed his eyes as he sat up and leaned forward. That was an excellent question.

Midoriya fell onto his butt as his legs gave out beneath him. The terror from that punch and the robot’s presence had him even more paralized than when the one-pointer had appeared in front of him. “Now things get interesting,” All Might’s voice came through as he presumably watched the proceedings.

“You were watching us, sir?” Kirishima asked, to which All Might nodded.

“Yes, but I wasn’t a judge at the time,” he answered. “Not all of my paperwork had been processed yet.”

“A person’s true character is revealed when they’re faced with danger.” Iida ran past Midoriya along with all the other fleeing applicants, the scene slowing down to show his concerned face as he looked at the frightened boy immobilized with fear, before he shut his eyes, turned away, and continued running.

The students all gasped as they saw Iida’s actions. “You… you just left him there, Iida?” Kendo queried, her hand to her mouth as she tried to connect the action she’d just seen with the reputation of her fellow class rep.

Iida bit his lip. “I have no excuse for my actions,” he answered. “I prioritized saving myself and seeking villains that were worth points. For that, I am ashamed.”

“Wow,” Kaminari said. “Not that I blame you, Iida.”

“Yeah,” Sero agreed. “That giant robot showing up outta nowhere was something else.”

“This is a disaster!” Midoriya exclaimed, tears of terror fleeing from his eyes as he tried to scramble away, not able to even get to his feet. “I gotta get away and find some smaller villains!”

“A smart choice, given the circ*mstances,” Tokoyami agreed. Asui nodded with a quiet ribbit.

Present Mic posed from atop his tower, shouting, “Less than two minutes remaining!”

Midoriya looked up in shock, still without a point to his name. “What!? Two minutes!?”

Bakugo’s furrowed brow deepened as he watched intently while Deku flashed back to scenes from the previous episode of his intensive training. Deku, how the hell did you get enough points to squeak in with two minutes left when almost all the villains had been taken out?

A leg in a black tracksuit was stuck underneath a pile of concrete at a weird angle. The owner tried to move it, and cried out with a loud, “Ow!”

Ashido peeked out from the blanket. “Oh no! Ochaco!”

Midoriya stopped trying to get away when he heard her, and turned to look.

“Uraraka!” shouted a number of people, a thrill of fear running through them as they saw the precarious situation the girl was in, trapped with her leg caught under a pile of rubble as the sounds of the approaching zero-pointer intensified.

The girl in question had been silent since Ashido’s last bit of innuendo, and she brought her legs up close, wrapping her arms around them while burying her chin behind her knees. She remembered this part. She’d never forget it for the rest of her life. The pain of the rubble pressing against her stuck and broken leg, the fear as the monolithic zero-pointer approached her…

...and the awe at what came next.

Uraraka tried to get up, sweating and struggling, but she seemed to be in too much pain or too weak from having used up her stamina already to escape from her situation.

Midoriya watched her struggle vainly, a look of horror on his face while others continued to run away.

Jiro perked up. “Hey, I recognize this track.” She gasped as her eyes widened. “No! Midoriya, you idiot!”

“I’m sorry I didn’t ask first,” Uraraka’s voice played through his head as he remembered her smiling at him at the gates. “I figured you wouldn’t mind me catching you.”

“Don’t tell me…” Sato gulped.

Koda placed his hands to the side of his head. “You actually fought that thing!?” he screamed.

“Well if it’s to save sweet miss Uraraka…” Aoyama trailed with a knowing grin.

Midoriya got to his feet, rushing towards the zero-pointer!

“I still think the test is irrational,” Aizawa said as the drumline kicked in. “This show is making Midoriya look too good.”

All Might’s voice spoke over the action again as Midoriya approached the zero-pointer. “There are no combat points rewarded for taking on the humongous villain, but there is…” the scene slowed, showing an x-ray through the pants of Midoriya’s tracksuit as his legs became filled with power as they tensed, “...opportunity; a chance to shine!” Midoriya jumped, vanishing from sight as he shot through the air with the wind pressure blowing the dust cloud away.

Uraraka gasped as she turned her head while the wind blew through her hair, watching Midoriya’s sudden display of power as he rose to face the villain.

“Holy crap, Midoriya!” Hagakure whispered.

Cementoss’ eyes grew wide while Ectoplasm leaned forward. “To show what you’re really made of,” continued All Might while all the teachers watched his screen. Midoriya started to growl as he pulled his right fist back, the power of One For All coursing through his right arm and his tracksuit tearing away while his muscles bulged with insane amounts of power. He shot between the fingers of the zero-pointer as it tried to stop him, heading straight for the giant robot’s massive head. “So clench your butt cheeks, kid…”

‘...and yell this from the depths of your heart!’ Midoriya remembered.

Nobody even had time to juvenilely snort about the butt cheek clenching instruction, too intent on watching what Midoriya was doing. Uraraka was madly blushing as she tried to hide her face behind her knees, but still kept her eyes on the screen. This was the moment when she knew he’d be a great hero.

When he became her hero.

‘SMAAAAAASH!’ Midoriya roared in his head through gritted teeth as he punched the robot. The metal face caved inward with a flash of flame from an explosion right at the point of contact, and the whole machine fell back, the head crumpling and breaking apart as explosions started to wreck havoc on its massive frame.

“With one punch!?” Kaminari shrieked.

“No way…” Kendo whispered, her face and many others nearly the same as the ones of Uraraka’s, Iida’s, and the other applicants onscreen.

“No way…” echoed Tetsutetsu, “...now that was gutsy.”

“So manly…” Kirishima agreed.

Mei giggled madly. “Such power…”

All Might grinned from within the viewing room. “That’s right.” More explosions riddled the zero-pointer robot, running all the way down its spine as it shattered into pieces. “Show who you are. Embody what it means to be a hero.” Nezu was almost jumping up and down in his seat next to All Might, celebrating the destruction of the zero-pointer.

Kayama smiled. “Now that was a fun and surprising moment.”

“Nothing is nobler,” All Might declared, “than self-sacrifice.” The screen pulled away from them to show Midoriya hanging in the air, his right arm extended from his punch and looking a sickly dark pink while blood ran from his fingers, the skin from his knuckles down having been blown away.

“Oh, dude,” Sato winced. “That was a totally awesome punch, but…”

“So this is the start of the saga of broken-bones Midoriya,” Sero chuckled as the episode’s break card appeared.

Uraraka swallowed and held her legs tighter to her chest, doing everything she could not to look at Deku. She’d started to realize it before, but now it was unmistakably presented for her. Deku’d just gotten his quirk only a few hours ago. He’d never had a chance to try using it before. He hadn’t even been able to score a single point against any of the robot villains they were supposed to be taking out. Then she gets caught underneath the rubble and he jumps into action, and breaks his body with overwhelming power he can’t handle as he saves her from the giant robot.

She hadn’t known him at all. Uraraka had barely remembered stopping him from falling near the school gates, but Deku had remembered her clearly. She was the first person his own age to have treated him nicely since everyone around him had manifested quirks and he hadn’t. She was the first girl to have given him so much as a smile and the time of day in over a decade. Even Iida, who he was now also best friends with, had called him out during Present Mic’s briefing and chastised him when he’d just wanted to thank her for helping him out earlier.

He had nothing , and still he blew up his legs and arm to save a girl he only knew as “that nice girl who talked to me”. He was worthy of being a hero. All Might needed to correct his earlier statement.

Bakugo wasn’t the only one who wasn’t worthy of Deku.

Eyes downcast, Uraraka slowly placed her feet on the ground and grabbed the green blanket she’d originally brought to their couch after All Might’s outburst at Bakugo during the first episode. “Uraraka…” Deku’s voice reached her, anxious concern laced throughout his tone, “...you okay?”

Bundling the blanket up in her arms, she nodded, quietly answering, “Yeah, I’m okay. Can I just… finish watching from another seat for now?”

The two stared at her for a moment as onscreen Midoriya flashed back to the sludge villain incident. Iida’s face returned to normal first. “Though I don’t know your reasons, sure, Uraraka. If you need some space right now, then we’d be happy to give it to you.” Deku smiled and nodded.

Uraraka felt like the smile she gave them both was treasonous poison as she wordlessly thanked them and headed up the right-hand staircase to the fourth level. The eyes of her peers and teachers bored into her as she left the oppressive warmth of her friends’ couch to sit in the cold solitude of the unclaimed one opposite the teachers, and wrapped herself up in the green blanket. She could still hear the screen just fine through the fabric that blocked her sight, and prevented anyone from witnessing her tears. From here she could even somewhat overheard Mr. Aizawa chastising All Might and the principal for not informing him as Deku’s teacher that the entrance exam had been the very first time he’d ever used his quirk.

Uraraka breathed in. It still smells like Deku…

Izuku shared a look with Iida. “Do you know if anything’s going on with Uraraka? She seemed upset.” His friend shook his head as he listened to Midoriya’s internal thoughts. Iida faintly smiled.

Of course. Midoriya didn’t realize there was anything else to the test after all. No, it just wouldn’t be Midoriya if he’d jumped in to save Uraraka for selfish reasons like impressing the judges. He saw her in danger, and now that he had the power to save her, he used it. Midoriya, there is still much that I can learn from yo—

“I hope you didn’t do anything, Midoriya,” Hagakure growled, interrupting Iida’s thoughts.

“Yeah, if you hurt her I’ll kick your ass,” Jiro agreed. “Chosen One or not.”

“What?” he yelped. “Why would I-?”

“Just one minute left!”

Midoriya realized he was still in an exam at Present Mic’s shout, and reminded that gravity still existed as he started to plummet back to earth.

Mineta had his hands on the side of his head. “How did a fall from that height not kill you, Midoriya?” he asked.

Izuku scratched his cheek, blushing and glancing back up at the green burrito that was Uraraka. “Well, uh…”

I still haven’t thanked Uraraka for saving me that day. As soon as I get the chance, I should do so.

‘...landing should be a piece of cake, right?’ Midoriya asked himself as his horribly broken limbs flapped in the wind during his descent.

“Of course he didn’t have a plan,” Aizawa grumbled.

“...right, right, right, right!’ He looked back at his legs, noticing just how they were moving, and made a shocking realization. ‘I’m broken!’

“Jeez, All Might wasn’t kidding when he said the backlash was intense,” Kaminari said.

Todoroki nodded. “Midoriya’s body was only barely able to handle the power. If he was any weaker, his limbs probably would have been blasted off of him instead of simply breaking.”

“You may have moulded your body into a proper vessel,” All Might’s words earlier that day flew through Midoriya’s mind, “but you did it in a hurry, so be cautious. The physical backlash of One For All can be intense.”

“Um, is anyone else getting sick looking at the way Midoriya’s arm’s moving?” Hagakure asked. Yaoyorozu had one hand over her mouth and the other pressed to her stomach as she nodded. Hatsume, Ashido, Mineta, Aoyama, Ojiro, and Koda were also looking pretty green around the gills. Uraraka wasn’t even watching, the blanket wrapped around her head. She couldn’t bear to see it.

‘I can barely contain this borrowed power,,’ Midoriya chastised himself as the mental image of a trembling wine glass filled to the brim began to vibrate against a high frequency noise, ‘even after ten months of training!’ The wine glass cracked.

“Now that’s some good mental imagery,” Kayama said.

“So why did he go for something like an egg in a microwave?” All Might sighed.

‘...way ahead of myself attacking that giant villain!’ Midoriya’s self-directed rant continued. ‘I’m acting like a pro, when I don’t even have enough skill to be a sidekick!’

“At least he recognized his weakness,” Aizawa sighed.

“He’s just taking his first steps,” Nezu stated. “It’s always a wonderful thing seeing children learn to develop and harness their quirks, but it’s quite another to get to witness it when an adolescent is going through the same things as those in kindergarten.”

As Midoriya continued to fall, Kirishima winced and softly asked as Midoriya reached the height of the tallest buildings. “Hey Midoriya, just how much pain were you in back then?”

“I don’t really remember,” Izuku answered. “I think all the adrenaline was blocking out most of it, but I’d still broken both legs and my right arm in multiple places, so it was some pretty intense pain, but I’d sort of built up a pretty high pain tolerance so I was able to fight my way through it.”

‘There’s gotta be something I can do!’ He thought of All Might. ‘A Detroit Smash!’

“You were planning on using it again!?” Yaoyorozu yelped. “No! Midoriya! You were already horribly injured!”

‘It’s the only chance I’ve got to survive.’

“I guess he’s not wrong,” Kendo commented.

‘My legs and my right arm are broken, so just one option. I can do this. But if my timing’s off then I’m toast. Even if I live I’ve got zero points! And if I break my left arm too, there’s no way I’m gonna pass the exam!’

“Dude, you were still thinking about the exam in that situation!?” Kaminari shouted. “Stop being so hardcore, Midoriya! You’re gonna get yourself killed like that!”

Kaminari has a point, Kayama agreed.

Midoriya screamed as he fell, his left arm reared back, ready to unleash his power in one more smash to keep himself from dying. Waiting for just the right moment, he held back, the music building up as his fall became deadlier and deadlier.

Uraraka peeked out of the blanket.

A resounding ‘SMACK’ echoed from the screen as a hand slapped Midoriya in the face, wearing a black and white wristband. Time slowed as the camera revealed a frazzled, panicked, pain-filled Uraraka on top of a piece of destroyed robot, the gravity-nullifying girl the culprit.

Relief washed through the watching students while Ashido leapt up from her seat. “O-CHA-CO!!!”

Midoriya’s descent slowed to a stop until he was floating just above the pavement. Uraraka urged her fingertips together, straining as she overused her quirk to keep both Midoriya and the robot piece she was riding aloft. “A-and… release.” Both dropped to the ground with fleshy and metallic thuds, Midoriya now no more harmed than he was after he punched the zero-pointer into oblivion.

Uraraka sighed in relief before her stomach declared a revolt. She was only able to hold it back for a second. The camera changed to a view from behind her, to avoid showing the actual act, and a deluge of rainbow sparkles emerged as she retched.

The audience… stared.

“What!?” Uraraka yelped.

“Um, what?” Jiro asked.

“Uraraka… you don’t actually barf rainbows, do you?” Sero asked.

“What!?” she repeated. “No! No I don’t!”

“Oh my, that’s adorable,” Kayama giggled.

“What’s adorable Miss Midnight?” Tetsutetsu asked. “Because this just doesn’t make sense.”

“Think about it,” she replied. “The story’s main character is young Midoriya, correct, so a lot of this so far has been seen from his viewpoint. There are then two options. Either this was an act of Upper Management that Kamimoto mentioned getting crap past the censors, or Midoriya’s mind saw young Uraraka as someone like an angel from on high sent to save him; an angel who happens to barf rainbows.”

Uraraka yelped and covered her head with the blanket again while Izuku tried to do the same using his arms. Neither of those things could prevent them from hearing Ashido’s, Hagakure’s, and surprisingly Kendo’s squeals and a number of the boys’ teasing “oooh”s.

“That’s an interesting idea,” Kamimoto mused. “I always thought it was an homage to a certain useless goddess who literally does puke rainbows.”

‘That girl… she stopped my fall again.’ Midoriya looked up, anguish all over his face as the pain caught up to him now that the danger had passed. ‘It sure seemed to take a lot out of her.’

“Like her breakfast of Skittles and Lucky Charms,” Hatsume teased.

“I wonder what the rainbow tastes like when it comes back up?” Kirishima joked.

“It’s probably still magically delicious!” laughed Kaminari.

Sero chuckled. “Uravity: Hurl the rainbow!”

Still with her head buried under the blanket, Uraraka moaned. “You guys! I don’t actually barf rainbows!”

Jiro smirked. “Hide all you want, you’re never living this one down.” She looked at Midoriya. “Neither are you, broccoli boy. Uraraka’s your rainbow-spewing angel who saved your life only seconds after you saved hers, right? Yet your first thought was whether or not she was fine, even though you’re the dork who broke his legs and arm and all she did was barf.”

A frantic expression on his face, Midoriya started pulling himself forward with just his one unbroken arm. “I still have a chance to get at least one point before—!”

“And that’s it,” Mic said while looking at his watch. “Time’s up!”

“Oh man, that’s brutal,” Sato said. “All that and he still didn’t get anything.”

“This is making even less sense,” Sero agreed. “Ignoring the rainbow barf, Midoriya scored a giant goose egg for the practical. How did he even make it?”

“Yeah,” Ashido agreed as her voice became a bit more depressed, “and not to rag on Ochaco’s twenty-eight points, but that’s still something of a low score, wouldn’t you say?”

“True,” Yaoyorozu reluctantly agreed. “Though I wasn’t taking the same test as you, it does seem too low a point value to pass.”

Iida was about to raise his voice, but it was Bakugo who beat him to the punch. “You idiots.” All eyes turned to him. “None of you, none of us , understood was Snipe was really getting at when he flipped that switch on us.” Bakugo let his red eyes stray over Deku and Uraraka, now annoyingly in different seats because Round Face finally figured out she had a crush on the damn nerd. “This is the Hero Course entrance exam, numbskulls. We were told to crush villains so we did, aiming for high scores.” He narrowed his eyes. “But heroes don’t just beat the sh*t outta dumb villains, they save by winning, and win by saving. While everyone else was either running away from the giant villain or taking down the small fry, those idiots were too busy saving each other to even remember they were in a test. It wasn’t something we were told we’d be graded on, but they did it anyway without even thinking about it; that’s how those two dumbasses got into UA.” Bakugo turned around and looked All Might in the eye for the first time since the former Symbol of Peace had punched him in the jaw.

“Well, am I right, All Might?”

Over the past ninety minutes or so, All Might’s rage at what Bakugo had said to Young Midoriya had gone down from a roiling boil to a gentle simmer. He wasn’t sure he’d ever be able to forgive Young Bakugo for what he’d said to Young Midoriya when they were younger, but it was clear that the young man in front of him was a different person from the one who’d told Midoriya to take a swan dive from the roof of the building. His own words being thrown back in his face without Bakugo descending into a rage at how Midoriya had managed to enter UA without a single villain point was proof of that, and his deduction was spot-on.

“That’s correct, Young Bakugo,” All Might answered. “In fact, I’m sure that the show will explain it on its own by the end of the episode.”

“There’s no way he’s passing with a zero score like that,” one of the other examinees said, completely oblivious to the sad violin or the discussion the audience was having to the exact same thing.

“But you gotta admit,” said another, “that was a pretty amazing move.”

Iida watched silently throughout all the dissing of Midoriya as they wondered how such a boy with an amazing power didn’t do anything during the ten minutes of the test. ‘They’re all missing the point, don’t they see what he did?’

“Oh, so Iida recognized it too!” Kendo realized.

“So it’s not just Midoriya’s and All Might’s thoughts that will be presented,” 1-A’s class rep said, “the rest of us may have our thoughts revealed as well.” He glared at his class. “Hear that, everyone! Midoriya’s mind isn’t the only one that’ll be under scrutiny!”

A number of students tensed and gulped.

‘He sacrificed everything, just to save that girl.’

“Peak Midoriya,” Tokoyami agreed.

“Just to save that girl?” Shoji asked. “That’s putting it a little harsh, Iida.”

‘...putting his life on the line. But despite those concerns, he didn’t hesitate to jump.’ It showed Iida clenching his fist. His whole body was shaking in frustration as he remembered the moment he turned away and ran past the quaking Midoriya. ‘If this hadn’t been an exam… then of course,’ the camera showed Iida’s frustrated expression as he beat himself up for his unheroic action, ‘I would have done the same thing!’

“Iida,” Izuku tried to comfort his friend while some of the others laughed at the look on Iida’s face, “don’t beat yourself up about it. Like Kacchan said, none of us knew they were also giving us rescue points.”

‘Wait. The exam... the judges... they saw that!’

Iida smiled at his friend attempting to console him. “It’s all right, Midoriya. It just means that I have more to learn.”

Recovery Girl was walking into the exam area, praising them all on their good work and handing out gummies to the applicants. “Yes, yes, don’t eat them all at once, okay?”

“You know, I’ve been wondering about those gummy bears,” Jiro spoke up. “What were they?”

“The gummy bears Recovery Girl was giving out all had a little bit of her quirk’s power infused within them during the candy making process,” Principal Nezu explained. “They weren’t simply to help recover some of the lost energy from running around using your quirks for ten minutes without limit in an unfamiliar setting, their other purpose was to assist in healing any minor injuries that had been sustained in the practical, while more serious injuries like those young Midoriya or miss Uraraka sustained were attended to personally.”

Recovery Girl stood over Midoriya’s unconscious body with a worried look on her face. ‘It’s as though his own body isn’t used to handling his power at all.’

“You didn’t even tell the old lady?” Aizawa growled.

“I did tell her!” All Might refuted as Recovery Girl healed Midoriya’s broken body. “But only after he was accepted. There wasn’t time to let her know prior to the entrance exam, and if by some fluke Young Midoriya wasn’t accepted then she wouldn’t need to know.”

“All Might, that is the height of irrationality,” Aizawa declared.

Recovery Girl called for any other injuries and Iida placed his hand to his chin. ‘I wonder… what if the exam had other parameters I didn’t take into account?’ He looked back to Midoriya’s now healed, but still unconscious body. ‘It’s possible…’ The scene faded to black.

Izuku sighed. “Iida, you really were thinking too highly of me,” he said. “My body just started moving on its own. I just couldn’t let Uraraka get hurt, you know? Exam or not. Besides, I didn’t have a plan for what to do after I beat the villain. If it wasn’t for Uraraka, I might not have managed to stop my own fall, or I’d have hurt the other examinees from the crater my smash would have put into the road. I might have even ruptured a water main and caused a lot of damage.”

Now he realizes how reckless that plan of action would have been, Aizawa groaned internally.

A caption appeared as the camera panned down from a nighttime sky to the apartment complex Midoriya lived in, reading, “One week later”.

“Oh yeah,” Hagakure shivered. “That week of waiting was just the worst !”

“I was so nervous,” Ojiro agreed. “I’d also applied to general studies just in case, but…”

“I could barely sleep since the exam,” Kirishima admitted. “I was on pins and needles the whole time, wondering if I’d done well enough.”

“The hell are you talking about, sh*tty Hair?” Bakugo growled. “You’re not some semi-quirkless weakling like Deku was. You had that exam in the bag!”

Kirishima rubbed his head as Tetsutetsu punched him in the shoulder. “Yeah, and knowing us, you probably got the exact same score as I did.”

“Wouldn’t that be the truth?” Kirishima said. “Hey, if this show tells us what everyone’s scores were, a thousand yen says I actually scored better than you.”

Tetsutetsu grinned. “Getting co*cky, huh? Fine! And a thousand says we tied.”

“You’re on!” The two clasped their hands together and shook on it.

Midoriya looked up at his mom across the dinner table as he realized she was calling out to him. She was sweating in fearful anxiety with her chopsticks hovering above her bowl as she stared at her boy. “Why are you smiling at that fish? Should I be worried about you, honey?”

Uraraka pulled her head out of the blanket and sat up again. A small smile graced her lips again for the first time in a number of minutes. Your mom seems really nice, Deku.

Yaoyorozu sighed, her voice quivering with sympathy as Midoriya dragged himself down into despair from his own mental calculations. “Midoriya…”

“Yeah, it was hard for us,” Kendo agreed, “but getting zero villain points even after inheriting All Might’s quirk? I can’t imagine how hard that had to have been hitting him.”

“Midori…” Ashido whimpered.

“Ribbit…”

Hatsume grinned. “Remember, the Support Course is always open!”

Iida chopped his hand. “Not the time, Hatsume! And he did make it in, remember?”

“My point stands! C’mon, think of all the genius babies we could make with a quirk analyzing brain like his.”

“Miss Hatsume raises a good point,” Nezu stated. “Perhaps we should see about permitting the Hero Course students to join the same extra curricular clubs that the students in the other programs join. Having heroes that can help design their own support equipment or those of their peers may be invaluable.”

‘And ever since the exam, I haven’t been able to get in touch with All Might.’

Uraraka gasped. “You left him out to dry for a whole week!?”

All Might flinched. “Yes… well… I still had a lot of paperwork to do to make my position at UA official.”

“But to train him for ten months and then go completely silent after the exam?” Todoroki asked, frowning slightly. “Even for you, that’s negligent, All Might.”

To be called out on it by my own students, All Might grimaced, their words wounding him.

Aizawa covered his mouth with his capture scarf. He’d never been so proud. Kayama was giggling next to him.

Inko smiled from the kitchen as she looked in on the depressed son she had sitting on the couch. She tried to cheer him up with a peppy, “No matter what, I just want you to know I’m proud of you and I think you’re really cool, sweetie.”

Ashido smiled. “Aww… Mamadoriya’s so sweet!”

“Wha-what?” Izuku gasped.

“Mamadoriya,” Ashido repeated, grinning. “Because she’s you mama and she’s a Midoriya. Ergo, Mamadoriya.”

Izuku paled. Oh my gosh. She’ll never stop teasing me if she finds out a girl in my class has nicknamed her!

“I didn’t tell my mom about All Might or his secret,” Narrator Izuku stated. “I want him to continue being the Symbol of Peace for everyone, the Number One Hero. Besides, he trusted me, so I’ll keep my mouth shut.” He put down his phone on the coffee table and lifted up a dumbbell that had been next to the couch, beginning to do reps.

“Yeah, you work those muscles, Midoriya,” Hatsume egged him on.

“He hadn’t even told his mother?” Kayama questioned.

Aizawa frowned. “That’s going to have to change, as soon as we’re back. And Midoriya’s going to need to stop putting himself down so much.”

Kayama nodded. “True, but at least he resolved even in defeat to continue trying.”

His homeroom teacher sighed. “This kid just doesn’t know when to stop or slow down.”

The door opened, Inko Midoriya on her knees and scrambling in excitement. “A letter, Izuku. They came, Izuku, look! You got a letter! They’re here! Your test results, from UA!”

A smattering of chuckles stole through the room, dispelling the somewhat gloomy air Midoriya’s onscreen depression had spread. “Like mother like son,” Tokoyami declared with a soft smile across his beak.

“I’m glad Mrs. Midoriya’s like this,” Asui stated. “It explains a lot about Midoriya.” Numerous nods accompanied her statement.

Uraraka smiled softly as Inko paced worriedly outside of Deku’s bedroom, his name written on an All Might themed nameplate hanging on the door. She was worrying so much, it was almost like she was the one who’d taken the exam instead.

All the lights were off in Midoriya’s room, all except for his desk lamp as he sat in front of the letter that would tell him he hadn’t passed. He stared at it for a number of seconds before deciding to just rip off the bandage. Midoriya grabbed the envelope by the sides and tore it open right down the middle.

“You do know that’s not how you open a letter, right?” Iida asked.

Izuku chuckled in his throat. “I just didn’t care at the time.”

A silver disk dropped onto his desk, lighting up as soon as it came to a rest. All Might appeared on a holographic projection in front of him, declaring, “Boo-ya! I am here, as a projection, now!”

“Whoa, you got All Might in your letter?” Kirishima asked.

“Of course he would,” Sero said. “He is All Might’s Chosen One, after all.”

All Might’s theme kicked off as the man stood on a stage in his familiar yellow suit. “I know it’s been a while, but with great power comes a great amount of paperwork.” He bowed. “My apologies, young man.”

“See,” All Might told Uraraka and Todoroki, “I was busy!”

“The truth is, I didn’t come to this city just to fight villains. You’re looking at the newest UA faculty member!”

Midoriya leaned forward, the look of surprise still not gone from his face. “You’re seriously going to be working at UA?”

Aizawa glanced past Kayama at All Might. “I don’t know whether I should be impressed or not that you didn’t tell him.”

All Might nodded as a hand appeared in the corner, making circles. “Hm? Yes, what’s the matter? Who’s showboating? Oh, sorry, I’ll wrap it up but I have to show him something first. Wait, I need to do how many of these things?”

The class sighed. All Might…

“Right, so, moving on!” All Might cleared his throat. “Even though you passed the written test, you got zero combat points in the practical exam. Sorry.”

“Ouch,” Sero winced as Midoriya started to wallow in self-pity at the reminder.

“Yeah, laying it out like that was pretty harsh,” Shoji agreed.

“Harsh but true,” Aoyama said.

They way he’s looking, it makes me want to just give him a hug, Yaoyorozu thought, her own lip trembling.

“Fortunately,” All Might continued, “there were other factors.”

“See?” Bakugo stated. “What did I tell you?”

Midoriya looked back up at the projection. “But before we get to that, I have another surprise!” All Might gestured towards the screen that was to his right, pulling out a remote. “Here! Look! A short clip for your viewing pleasure!” He pressed a button on the remote, and the screen filled up with a doorway within UA, and entering that doorway was none other than Uraraka in her middle school sailor uniform.

“Ochaco!” Ashido gasped again.

Uraraka herself blushed as she saw what was happening. He saw that!?

“Um, do you have a sec?” the gravity girl asked with an anxious expression clouding her face. “Sorry to interrupt.”

Midoriya’s face turned into a somewhat confused, but also hopeful expression. “It’s that nice girl.”

Uraraka covered her face with her hands. It really shouldn’t have been embarrassing, but being constantly referred to as “that nice girl” was really getting to her, especially since she didn’t have anything noteworthy at the time to describe him back.

All Might had a teasing note in his voice as he announced, “She showed up after the exam to talk about you, young man.”

“Ooh,” Jiro grinned. “Your dad’s saying you’re in trouble, Midoriya.”

Izuku turned into a tomato. “Wha-what!?”

“What did she have to say?” The man’s grin was quite telling. “You’ll have to stay tuned to find out!”

“All Might really is a showman, isn’t he?” Kendo asked.

The clip changed to show Uraraka talking to Present Mic. “You know that boy with the really messy hair and all the freckles? It’s hard to describe his face.” Uraraka started to struggle as she tried to find the right words to describe him. “He’s kinda plain-looking. Uh, doesn’t really stand out or anything, you know?”

‘She’s means me!’ Midoriya mentally gasped.

Kaminari and Sero laughed. “Self-esteem, man. Get some.”

Ashido pursed her lips. Ochaco, we’re going to need to have words.

“I was wondering,” Uraraka continued, “would it be possible to give him some of the points I earned during the exam?”

That earned some gasps from around the room. “You wanted to give him your points?” Iida asked aloud.

“But…” Hagakure paused, turning to look back at the girl who was now sitting all alone, then you wouldn’t have passed.

“Uraraka,” Kirishima whispered, “You’d have given up your spot?”

Kayama did her very best to restrain herself from belting out the word, YOOOOOOOOOOUUUUUTTHHHH!!!!

“I heard him say something about wanting to get just one point in,” Uraraka said earnestly, clenching her fist in front of her heart as she thought back to it, “which just seems crazy. How could someone who took down that huge villain all by himself not have any points in the end?”

A flash of Bakugo’s words ages ago. “You’d never be able to hang with the best of the best!”

Uraraka wasn’t done. “He would’ve had a better score if he hadn’t stopped to help me!”

Death Arms scolding him after the sludge villain. “There was absolutely no reason for you to put yourself in danger like that!”

“He saved me!” Uraraka cried out. “I have to make it up to him! Please, sir, can’t you just… give him my points?”

Uraraka hid her face again under the blanket. It wasn’t just Deku who knew that she’d tried to give up her spot at UA for him, now everyone in class knew that she’d wanted him to pass even if it meant she failed. She hadn’t regretted the decision at all, and thankfully she managed to pass too so that she and Deku could be in the same class and grow closer as actual friends, but this was a whole pile of embarrassment she hadn’t realized she’d signed up for when she woke up this morning.

All Might stopped the video, his back turned as he watched the screen too. “You have a quirk now, yes, but it’s your actions that inspire others. And that’s why I am here. You see, the practical exam was not graded on combat alone.” He resumed the video.

Present Mic approached Uraraka and patted her on the head. “Thanks for showin’ up to the station with your request,” he comforted her, “but there’s no reason to give him your points. The kid’s chartin’ well on his own.”

“How could a hero course reject someone who is committed to saving others, no matter the consequences to himself?” All Might asked rhetorically.

“Because a dead hero can’t save anyone,” Aizawa muttered.

All Might turned to look at Midoriya through the projection. “After all, that is what makes a hero. And that’s what my alma mater is all about, training those who would risk their lives for the greater good. So we have Rescue Points!” The screen showed the observation room the teachers had been watching the exam from, each of them holding up signs with point values on them. “A panel of judges watches, and they award points for heroic acts beyond just fighting villains,” explained All Might before showing Midoriya’s score at seventh place, between Iida and Tetsutetu.

“Izuku Midoriya: sixty Rescue Points!”

It then showed Uraraka in third, placed between Kirishima and Shiozaki.

“And Ochaco Uraraka: forty-five Rescue Points!”

All Might smiled over his shoulder at the camera. “You both passed the exam.”

“Dammit!” Tetsutetsu complained.

“Second place,” Bakugo grinned. “Not bad, sh*tty Hair!”

Kirishima smiled. “Hey, thanks man.” They fist-bumped.

All Might stretched his hand out. “Welcome, Izuku. You have made it. You’re now a part of the hero academia.”

“Ah, the show’s title,” Sato said. “Now it makes sense.”

As Midoriya cried with joy and relief, the camera zoomed in on a collectable All Might figure on his desk in his Silver Age costume, and Narrator Midoriya said, “It took a lot of help, but my life has changed completely.” The camera changed to a view outside of the apartment building, and panned up into a starry sky with a crescent moon. “And now, I’m enrolling in the high school of my dreams.”

The outro began.

“Whoa…” Kaminari sighed, holding a hand to his heart. “I was on the edge of my seat there.”

“Yeah,” Shoji agreed. “What Midoriya went through was a lot more intense than I thought.”

“That just shows just how much Midori deserves to be here!” Ashido exclaimed, pumping her fists. “He went through Hell, and he made it through thanks to his guardian angel!”

The outro ended, showing the same sky.

“An after-credits scene?” Asui asked.

The camera zoomed though its pan back down to the apartment. Izuku’s door opened, and he came out to greet his worried mother. He smiled.

*click*

“Nailed it!” Hagakure shouted, triumphantly holding up her phone.

Inko teared up. “Oh, my baby!”

All Might’s theme started up as the preview began.

“Oh, who’s doing it this time?” Ashido gasped with excitement.

All Might’s heroic voice boomed out over the images they could expect to see after lunch. “Welcome, Young Midoriya! This is UA High, your hero academia!”

“I’ll do my best on the quirk assessment test today, All Might! I promise!” Midoriya promised.

“Your teacher shows no mercy,” All Might warned, “and expels students who do poorly, but no pressure!”

“Good thing it was all a logical deception,” Mineta laughed to himself.

Aizawa grinned maniacally beneath his scarf.

“Next time,” Midoriya announced, “What I Can Do For Now!”

“Oh no!” All Might gasped. “What the heck are you doing with your index finger?” He screamed, though whether it was in pain or something else, nobody could tell from the voiceover.

“Go beyond!” Midoriya began, with All Might joining in to say, “Plus Ultra!”

Kamimoto clapped her hands and started pressing buttons on her remote. The doors to the Maple Theatre unlocked, the lights returned to full brightness, and the same blue light from before flashed, ending the effect of the quirk suppressor. “All right, it’s now noon!” Kamimoto declared. “Head off for lunch and do what you’ve got to do, but be back here at one o’clock so we can go over the last two episodes for today. I hope you’ve enjoyed watching so far, because I know I have.” She hopped up off her chair and started to stroll towards the doors. “Man, I’m hungry.”

Kirishima grinned and placed his hands in his pockets. “All right, Tetsutetsu, pay up. I got a higher score than you in the entrance exam by a mile. Seventy-four over fifty-nine.”

“I beat you in villain points, though,” Tetustetsu argued. “Forty-nine over thirty-five. That proves I’ve got more guts than you.”

“Yeah? Well I got thirty-five rescue points to your ten, so suck on that and pay up.”

“Bakugo. Midoriya.”

The theatre went silent at the sound of Aizawa’s voice cutting through all conversation. The two named students looked to the four teachers, standing up and already by the doors. “I hope neither of you forgot, but we need to have a talk.”

As the two joined the staff and marched out of the theatre, Uraraka tried to quietly sneak away, but that proved to be in vain as a giant hand wrapped around her body. “Thank you, Kendo,” Ashido praised, the horned girl almost skipping up to the blushing one. “And I think that we need to have a talk too, Miss Uraraka.”

Why do I do things? Uraraka asked herself as Kendo easily carried her out.

Notes:

And that's the end of the first four. Now we head into their lunch break!

I think I'll try to make updates happen on Saturdays from this point on. I should, be able to update weekly at this pace.

Let me know all your thoughts and opinions for this one, as it was also a bit of a doozey to write.

Chapter 6: Rendezvous At Lunch

Summary:

In which Aizawa has a chat with his problem children and Uraraka receives an ultimatum.

Notes:

I was going to update on Saturday with this as I mentioned in the last chapter's note, but I got too excited and decided to post it now. Please enjoy, and I hope I'm not too hard or soft on anyone!

(See the end of the chapter for more notes.)

Chapter Text

Aizawa didn’t glance behind him as Bakugo quietly stomped along and Midoriya meekly followed. The rat had received directions to one of the few conference rooms in this resort place from Kamimoto; it wasn’t very far, but it was in the opposite direction as the buffet hall, so they knew they wouldn’t be followed by the rest of the students. They only had an hour, less than that, even, if they wanted to ensure that they had time to at least grab a lunch that they could then eat in the theatre; plus Nezu wanted to give the boys time so they could at least confer with their groups for the assignment he’d sprung on them.

To say that the last two hours had given Aizawa a lot to think about was a supreme understatement. Kamimoto was right, he did want a drink. After this talk, maybe he’d take her up on that and get something.

On the one hand, the Problem Child was even more of a special case than he’d thought. Not only had his initial impression of an arrogant boy who’d never bothered to try to learn control been completely off the mark, but he’d only just manifested his quirk the day of the exam. The boy had only ever used it once prior to his quirk assessment test on the first day of class, if he suspected correctly. That meant unlike all of his peers who had received quirk counselling in elementary school and had been getting assistance in learning about their powers and a small amount of practice in using them, Midoriya was starting with a roughly eleven year lag behind all of his classmates. They all knew how to run. He didn’t even know how to crawl. He should have been getting extra practice time, counselling with Hound Dog, and special lessons right from the start, damn all the secrecy surrounding the origin of his phenomenal power. On top of that, he’d been bullied and abused and been forced to live without positive interpersonal relationships with his peers since he was barely out of preschool, and the main source of that trauma was his classmate.

This country had a horrendous track record when it came to dealing with mental issues, the prevailing belief amongst those in positions of authority was to simply ignore them as if mental health problems didn’t exist. While that sort of cavalier attitude may have “worked” for other institutions, UA was a hero school, and these students were in the Department of Heroics. Not properly seeing to their mental health was simply inexcusable, especially considering the types of situations they would encounter in their internships and work studies. Hero work was a stressful, taxing job, not just on the body but on the mind as well.

And on the other hand… Bakugo. Where to even begin with him? So far all Aizawa had to work with was the knowledge that he’d bullied Midoriya since at least the age of four and had thought nothing of telling Problem Child to kill himself to try to get a quirk. Likely, the more they watched this show Kamimoto was tasked with making them view the more he would learn about Bakugo’s own past and whatever inciting incident it was that had sparked the decade of abuse and insults he’d hurled Midoriya’s way, but he didn’t have time for that.

They needed a plan to resolve this now.

“This looks like the room Kamimoto told me about,” Nezu announced, opening the door. It truly was a conference room, with a singular long maple wood board table dominating the room with five office chairs on either side of the table. “Now then…” Nezu moved one of the chairs from one side to the head of the table opposite them, sat down, and adjusted the seat to its highest setting. If Aizawa hadn’t been so used to the sight, he would have thought that Nezu looked like a child wearing a suit when he did that. But he was used to the sight, and he did still think that the principal looked like a child in a suit when he sat down like that. “Mr. Midoriya, Mr. Bakugo, if each of you would please take a seat at the end of the table there opposite each other, we may get started.”

Bakugo huffed, “Fine,” in direct contrast to Midoriya’s quiet, “Yes, sir,” as both boys took their seats. Aizawa sat down next to Kayama, who sat on Nezu’s right, opposite All Might’s position to Nezu’s left. Aizawa sat on Bakugo’s side of the table, while All Might was on Midoriya’s, as he expected.

“I do not believe we should mince words about this,” the principal began, placing his paws together in front of him. “This is a very serious issue. While it did happen many months before either of you boys were enrolled in UA, we still need to discuss the implications of it and how this is going to affect your futures here at our school.”

Aizawa saw both boys tense up.

“First off, Bakugo,” Nezu continued. “I just want to impress upon you the seriousness of your actions. Whether or not you believed young Midoriya would have actually followed through with your suggestion or not, incitement of suicide is punishable by up to seven years’ imprisonment. Had Midoriya actually been suicidal and taken your suggestion, you would very likely be in a penitentiary at this very moment. Not only would you have been responsible for an innocent child taking his own life, you would have become a criminal. You would never have made it through our doors to even attempt the entrance exam.”

Bakugo froze. A good response, Aizawa thought.

“If… if Deku had… I’d be…”

Nezu nodded. “Yes. As All Might said earlier, in this instance, you are lucky. Midoriya did not take your words to heart and soldiered on in spite of the abuse he had clearly suffered through. It is also clear that, while the attitude you have exhibited so far today is somewhat different from what we have witnessed in the videos so far, that you don’t, or at least didn’t, have a very favourable relationship with Midoriya.”

“That’s putting it mildly,” All Might muttered under his breath.

“Bakugo,” Kayama raised with a soft voice, “I would just like to make it clear that we have no intention of expelling you at this time. However, while we don’t intend to do anything that drastic, your behaviour is a problem, especially for someone whose desire is to become a hero. But we cannot help you adjust the problem if we do not understand where your anger is coming from. Do you think you could enlighten us?”

Bakugo seemed to come back down from the momentary panic he’d had a few moments earlier as Midnight’s words reached him. He sent a slight glare her way. “What? You want to change me like Best Jeanist tried at that useless internship?”

Aizawa sighed. “Bakugo,” he began. “What is a hero to you?”

The boy sent a glare his way too, but just like the last, it didn’t hold the usual contempt and fire that Aizawa was accustomed to over these past several months. It was more measured, controlled. He was thinking behind those fierce red eyes. The boy opened his mouth and let out a big sigh that was almost a growl as he placed his elbows on the table and rested his mouth against his hands. “You know, a few days ago before Deku and I fought and you put us on house arrest, I would have had an answer for you.”

“Kacchan…”

“Shut up, Deku, they’re talking to me!” Bakugo retorted. “They’ll deal with your sh*t once they’ve figured out how to handle all the crap I put you through. So don’t even try to defend me, got it? I won’t accept it.”

Aizawa frowned slightly as he listened and saw Midoriya barely flinch. Even now Bakugo’s overwhelming pride was still heavily entrenched in him, but Midoriya wasn’t quite as jumpy anymore. Things really had changed in the past six months. The young blond sighed heavily again. “I used to think that being a hero meant kicking ass and beating the sh*t out of bad guys,” he answered. “To always win, no matter what, and to be strong enough to handle any villain who came at you without anyone’s help.” He looked up, eyes looking straight at All Might who watched him with a neutral expression. “Because that’s how the guy who was at the top always was. Untouchable, unbeatable, facing villains five to one and sending them packing without a scratch. Ever since we were kids, All Might could kick the crap out of any sh*tty villain who rode up to him without ever needing anybody’s help. That was my ideal. To be the strongest meant being able to handle yourself without taking help from anybody. Only useless weaklings like Deku needed help.”

He frowned and looked back at Midoriya. “Pretty sure that’s where it all started. Yeah, you were an annoying runt who tagged along all the time, but I only really started to f*cking hate you was that time I fell into the creek. I’ve had a lot of time to think things over during that dumb house arrest after our fight, and yeah, that’s where it started. I was bigger than you, stronger than you, and tougher than you. I fell off that log, but I was just fine. Yet still… still you… you, the quirkless blockhead who couldn’t do anything right, you came right up to me and asked me if I was hurt. It pissed me off!”

Aizawa stayed silent. He seemed to be going somewhere with this, even if it wasn’t answering his question. Midoriya was riveted.

“That one thing, that one stupid thing, I could never understand why it pissed me off so damn much until just recently, but I get it now. I feel like such an idiot for it taking us venting our sh*t during that fight and getting punched in the jaw by All Might to figure it out. Why it pissed me off so much, why I got so screwed up so that I figured that torching a quirkless wannabe every day was fine since nobody bothered to kick my ass and smack some sense into me to tell me it wasn’t.” Bakugo leveled that same glare that had no substance to it at Midoriya. “I was better than you in every way. I was bigger, stronger, tougher, faster, and had a quirk that everybody was shouting from the mountaintops would make me an awesome hero. You had nothing. I was number one. You were dead last. Yet you tried to help me. That brought me down to your level, below the floorboards of the cutting room floor. Seeing everything now and hearing what sh*t was going through your head I can actually f*cking understand somewhat. f*ck me for not realizing that’s just the kind of idiot you are. You’d have even asked All Might himself if he was okay if he so much as stubbed his toe.”

He looked back at Aizawa. “Oh right, you asked me what a hero was to me. I don’t have an answer to that anymore, but it’s not a sh*tty asshole who thinks only of winning like Endeavor and it’s not a little bitch like Deku who thinks only of saving people and can’t back it up without almost killing himself.” Bakugo turned his gaze upon All Might. “I don’t care if you think I’m worthy of being Deku’s rival or not, All Might, but I f*cking earned my spot at this school. You think I didn’t bust my ass off too to get my quirk to where it’s at? I will be the number one hero, and surpass Chosen One over there. Just watch me.”

All Might nodded once. “That drive will serve you well, and I know Young Midoriya’s competitive spirit won’t take that lying down.” The retired pro sighed and folded his arms. “Katsuki Bakugo, the way I acted when I heard the words that you said was in haste and in anger. It’s clear now that you are not the same young man you were when you told Young Midoriya to do that; as Young Tetsutetsu said, it’s been seventeen months since then, and the walls UA has thrown up in front of you and the struggles faced outside of school have forced you to grow and adapt.”

“That being said,” Aizawa interrupted, “your temper is still a problem. I want you to know that we’ll be keeping a close eye on you for as long as we’re in this place. If I deem it necessary, once we’re back in UA I’ll make you see Hound Dog for anger management, and depending on how things go I may ask for you to be transferred to 1-B.”

“What the hell!?” Bakugo demanded. “With those losers!?”

“That’s exactly my point,” Aizawa deadpanned. “Vlad King is a hot-blooded and more outwardly passionate man than me; he ultimately may be a better fit to wrangle you in. Even if I don’t ask for you to be put into Vlad’s class, I may also rescind my permission for you to take the Public Safety Commission’s Special Course to grant your provisional license, so I would like to see you make the most of this opportunity we’ve been granted to learn from the past and future and better yourself. You say you want to be the best, then prove that you deserve it to both yourself and your classmates. I’m not telling you to win a popularity contest, and you don’t have to turn into a darling little angel, that’s not who you are. I’m telling you to prove to yourself and your classmates that you’re not some thug who’ll shake down a puppy for its bone just because it looked at him.”

Midoriya looked like he was trying to hold back an outburst of laughter.

He failed.

“The hell are you laughing about, Deku?” Bakugo fired off.

“I’m sorry,” Midorya apologized, holding his sides, “it’s just… you, fighting with a puppy, when you’re already like an exploding Pomeranian all the time.”

“Huh? Are you mocking me, sh*thead? You don’t think I can do it, do you? I’ll become number one and explode your ass back into the ground every time you try to take it from me!”

“The day you become number one is the day you rescue a scared little kitten from a tree,” Midoriya countered, getting his giggles under control.

Bakugo grinned fiercely. He held up his right hand to his side and letting a few tiny beads of sweat explode. “If you don’t shut up in three seconds I’ll explode your hair into an evergreen Afro! See how Round Face reacts to that.”

Midoriya shut up, his cheeks tinged pink.

“Thought so.”

“Alright, that’s enough of that,” Aizawa sighed. “From the way you’re both acting this is nowhere close to how your relationship was at the start of the year. I’ll bet that fight you had the other night had something to do with it. Stay out of trouble and this’ll be the end of it. Now then, Problem Child.”

Midoriya gulped. Aizawa laid his eyes on him, fixing his stare on the boy so intensely that Midoriya wouldn’t even dare think of running away.

“You’re being put into therapy as soon as we’re back. This is non-negotiable. You will accept that you need counselling or I will forbid you from participating in the work study program.”

“But Mr. Aizawa—!”

“I agree,” Kayama interrupted Midoriya to agree with him. “Midoriya, you were a victim. While you’ve somehow managed to resolve some parts of your relationship and there has been no evidence of actual bullying while at UA, which I remind you we have a zero tolerance policy of, Bakugo is not your friend and does not desire your friendship. He is your classmate and, I suppose, your rival.”

“It’s clear from your past interactions since the fitness test through the final exams that Bakugo does not seem to desire a close personal relationship with you, Midoriya,” Nezu spoke up. “Competing with one another and raising each other up is fine, but it is not healthy to place your former abuser on a pedestal and idolize him as I’m sure we’ll be seeing as we continue to watch these videos. As Bakugo is now no longer the only student who knows of the connection between yourself and All Might and the nature of One For All, it is no longer necessary for you to keep him in such close confidence, though you may choose to do so if both you and Bakugo wish. Additionally, there is the matter of your conduct when using your power. While we unfortunately have been unable to provide you with a safe learning environment due to the interference of the League of Villains, you have continued to show no regard for your own well-being. Your fight against Todoroki during the Sports Festival was horrifying. I am sure we will learn why you went to such lengths when the videos reach that point in your story, however, we cannot condone your reckless behaviour. To be a hero is to put yourself in danger to save lives, yes, but your actions so far regardless of the consequences to yourself run the risk of zealotry. Therefore, I agree with Eraser Head. You will be attending counselling with Hound Dog.”

“But—!”

Now All Might wasn’t letting Midoriya get a word in edgewise as he interrupted his successor. “Young Midoriya, when I went to your home to speak to your mother about moving into the dorms, do you remember what happened? She no longer trusted UA to keep her precious only son safe after all the injuries you’ve sustained in the short time you’ve been with us. When you tried to tell her not to blame the school because you were the one not listening to your instructors she asked if the school shouldn’t take responsibility for our failure to properly educate you. We intend to do that. You promised your mother that you would not make her worry as a condition for your continued attendance at UA. So listen to your teachers and do as you’re told. Also...”

All Might leaned over in his chair and placed his hand on Midoriya’s shoulder. “...you’ve gotta stop putting yourself down, kid. I was reminded of that again earlier. You’re always thinking that you’re not worthy of everyone’s help and attention. We want to help you because we care about you Izuku, and so do your friends and classmates. None of them like you for your quirk, though that was certainly an eye-opener for them, they like you for you. Your intelligence, your drive, your enthusiasm, your smile, your desire to help others and to do your best every day. Your classmates see you for who you are, and they like who you are and want to support you just like you support them, weird hobbies, muttering, and all. Hound Dog will help you to see that you have to see the value in yourself that the rest of us can see, and not just the importance or power of your quirk.”

Midoriya’s eyes were starting to fill with tears again. “All Might…”

Aizawa wasn’t having that. Not now. He put some steel in his voice. “And speaking of your quirk…” both All Might and the boy froze. “Would you care to enlighten me as to why neither of you saw fit to tell me about it? Keeping the nature of One For All, how its a quirk that stockpiles power and is passed on from person to person, secret would have been fine at the time, but by not letting me know that Midoriya only used his quirk for the first time in the entrance exam you almost allowed me to expel him right off the bat. Favouritism is one thing, and I can understand Midoriya not wanting to be singled out or given special treatment, but this is a situation where special treatment was entirely warranted. Midoriya, you received no quirk counselling as a child because you never had a quirk, your classmates had over ten years’ advantage on you for their bodies to go through quirk adaptation and to develop their control and understand the fundamentals of how to use their powers, and your initial instruction on how to properly use your power was coming from a man who received his teaching license simply by asking for one. You allowed me to assume your lack of control was because of a combination of arrogance and negligence rather than a genuine total lack of experience due to never having even had a quirk until a month prior to classes starting. You should have been receiving extra lessons, supervised practice time, and quirk counselling all throughout the first term just to get you to the same level your classmates were already at.”

All Might had the decency to look guilty, while Midoriya looked down. “You pretty much hit the nail on the head, Mr. Aizawa. I didn’t want to receive any special treatment, and All Might didn’t want to be accused of showing favouritism. I didn’t want my classmates to think I was being treated differently because of my quirk. After how different I had been treated because I never had a quirk, I didn’t want to be treated differently now that I had one, even one I had no control over. I wanted to feel like a normal kid for once.”

Aizawa didn’t let the stab of pain in his heart show on his face. He could only barely hear Kayama gasp next to him. Damn this Problem Child, making him feel things.

“Fat load of good that did, idiot,” Bakugo grumbled. “If you’d just said some bullsh*t about your quirk finally coming in after that sludge bastard almost killed you but it was so powerful it’d knock you into the hospital every time you used it, I’d have just laughed my ass off at you for needing so much extra help just to not kill yourself. It would have been weird, but I would have bought it instead of thinking you’d been hiding it from me for years. Instead you had to go blabbing on about someone giving you your quirk and making that borrowed power your own. You’re damn lucky nobody found out about it until now when it was spelled out to their faces.”

“That wouldn’t have worked,” Nezu said. “You said it yourself, Bakugo, Midoriya cannot tell a lie to save his life. If he had fed such a line to Eraser Head, your teacher would likely have expelled Midoriya for not giving him the full truth at the time. While I knew of the situation, I stayed mum out of consideration for All Might’s wishes to keep information about One For All and his successor secret. Aizawa, Midoriya, my silence caused both of you undue hardship. You have my sincerest apologies.”

“Your apology is appreciated, Principal Nezu, but it doesn’t change the fact that it took a month and a half and an internship with another pro familiar with One For All to even get Midoriya to the point of being able to use even a small fraction of his power safely.” Aizawa returned his gaze to the emerald eyes beneath the mop of green hair. “Midoriya, none of us were able to properly instruct you in using your quirk beyond telling you that you needed to learn to control it and cautioning you not to break your bones. Even with my lack of understanding of your situation, as your teacher I should have recognized how much you were struggling with controlling your quirk, and I apologize for my failure to properly instruct you. I plan to make it up to you while we’re on this island. Extra training, should you want it. Now that everyone knows just how green you are to even having a quirk, there should be no issue with feeling you’re getting special treatment by the rest of the students.”

Midoriya nodded. “Yes sir! Thank you very much!”

Aizawa sighed. “You kids are gonna turn me grey before forty, I swear.”

Kaminari looked around the buffet hall, his plate covered with an eclectic mix of foods: fried chicken leg, fettuccine with mushroom sauce, and stir-fry beef and broccoli over rice. “Hey, did anyone see where all the girls went? Jiro’s my partner for the principal’s assignment, and I’m kinda freaking out. I was hoping we could talk about it over lunch.”

“I saw them dragging Uraraka away somewhere down the hall,” Iida offered. “It seemed they wanted to have a discussion with her. Something appeared to be bothering her towards the end of the last episode. I hope that they’ll be able to get to the bottom of it quickly. We don’t have that much time available to us to both eat and come up with a solution to the principal’s problem, and both of my teammates are now missing because of this.”

“Hey, I see them,” Mineta said, pointing to one of the large windows lining one wall of the dining hall. The girls were all standing some distance away by a fountain in the garden walkway heading towards the pool. “Wonder what it is they’re talking about.”

Ochaco was not having a good time. All the other girls had surrounded her, and Kyoka had her earphone jacks poised and ready to grab her should she attempt to float herself away. Mina was giving her a big frown with her hands on her hips.

“All right, I hereby call this interrogation to order, the honourable judge Mina Ashido presiding,” she declared with pompous flair. “Ochaco Uraraka, you stand accused of being in a sudden but serious depressive funk! How do you plead?”

“Wha-what?” Ochaco asked, feeling her stomach plummet. “I don’t know what you’re talking about. I’m fine, you guys.”

Hatsume blew a raspberry. “Yeah, right, even I can tell that that’s a fat sack of crap.”

“I’m fine, honest!” Ochaco refuted, feeling sweat bead on her cheeks.

Tsu placed a finger to her chin. “Ochaco, you’ve never been really good at hiding things from us, and given the way you were acting in the theatre something’s bothering you.”

Mina nodded. “Yeah! At first I was just going to tease you because I figured out it was Midori you were crushing on, but then your mood just kept getting worse and worse. You were practically in tears when you left the couch and became a little green burrito! So spill it, girl! What’s eating you?”

Ochaco tensed. This wasn’t something she wanted to discuss, but surrounded as she was there was no way to escape from it. She looked to Momo, but the heiress was not giving her an out this time; she was looking at Ochaco with the same somewhat stern look as the other girls.

“I told you, Ochaco,” Toru said, invisible hand touching her shoulder. “You’re not getting away from it this time.”

“Did Midoriya say something to upset you?” Kyoka asked. “If he did, I’m more than willing to barge into his meeting with the teachers to teach him a lesson.”

Ochaco yelped and waved her hands around as her heart thumped. “No! It’s nothing like that! Deku didn’t do anything to upset me. He’d never intentionally… he’s just, too amazing.” She sighed, bringing her eyes down while clutching her tie in her fist. She could feel her throat constricting again as Deku’s face swam through her mind again, that look as he punched the zero-pointer, and the smile he gave his mom after he’d been accepted into UA. The feelings she’d tried to trap under a mountain were burrowing their way back up. “I can’t… I can’t do this anymore.”

“Ochaco!”

Tears leaked from her eyes and she rubbed at them with her wrist. “It hurts. Why does it hurt so much? You were right, Mina. I like him, but I can’t do anything about it. You see how driven Deku is, how hard he’s working to achieve his goal, everything he had to deal with just to make it to UA. I told myself during the licensing exam that I’d put these feelings away, that he didn’t have time for distractions. And I want to be a hero too, just like him, so I have to work even harder. But the more I learn about him, about the past he never told us about, how much he feels he’s undeserving of everything good that’s happened to him, the more I feel like I’m the one who doesn’t deserve to be his friend.”

Ochaco heard Momo sigh through the quiet sobs the gravity girl was trying to hold back. “Ochaco, I apologize in advance for this. But it’s time for a system shock.”

“Sys—”

Ochaco staggered as the taller young lady slapped her in the cheek.

“Get a hold of yourself. You’re Uravity! My God, woman, pull yourself together!”

“Yeah! What she said,” Mina agreed.

Ochaco whirled her attention between the numerous stern or sympathetic looks the other girls were giving her. “Wha—”

Not being given a moment to get a full word in edgewise, Kyoka interrupted her. “So you like Midoriya?”

Turning towards her, Ochaco stuttered for a moment, blushing, but meekly nodded her head and squeaked, “Yes.”

“Good!” Toru exclaimed. “Now we’re getting somewhere!”

“So what’s stopping you from telling him how you feel?” Mina asked. “Because to be honest, he’s starting to look pretty attractive to me.”

Heart beat intensifying, blood flooding to her cheeks, words yelped out of Ochaco’s mouth before she could stop them. “What!? No! Mina, you can’t!”

“Why not?” Mina whined. “If you’re not doing anything about it, why can’t we have a chance?”

“Mina’s correct,” Momo agreed. Pink was starting to tint her cheeks. “I even… maybe… feel like Midoriya…” she shook her head, clenching her hands together. “If you don’t, then I’m going to ask him out to dinner tonight!”

“Yaoyorozu!” Kendo gasped.

Kyoko smirked. “I didn’t know you felt that way for the green bean.”

Mina looked astounded. “What? No! I want a chance. I can’t tell yet if Kiri’s gay for Bakugo or not, but I know Midori’s available.”

“I… don’t know if I actually do feel that way,” Momo replied while Ochaco just looked at both her and Mina in shock. “But… Midoriya’s words and actions, they inspired me to help us pass the licensing exam, and seeing what his life was like before coming to UA and managing to overcome such obstacles… it’s making me admire him in a way I hadn’t before. While I don’t fully know or understand how I feel yet, I’d like to explore this if given the opportunity.” She looked to Ochaco. “So… while I can’t definitively say that I like Midoriya in that way as you do, and I don’t want our own friendship to be damaged by fighting over a boy, I’m going to give you an opportunity to at least tell Midoriya how you feel before I try to court him.”

As Mina gave Momo an angry pout, Ochaco felt her heart racing far too quickly as indignation bubbled in her chest. “What? No! Momo, you can’t!”

Their class vice-rep and the unofficial leader of the girls frowned and folded her arms in front of her. “And why can’t I? Because I don’t know if my admiration for him is just that or true affection yet?”

“No!” Ochaco retorted. “Because it doesn’t matter how I feel or how you or Mina or anyone else feels! Deku’s like a bullet train heading as fast as possible towards his dream of becoming a hero. He’s spent his whole life being beaten down and told it was an impossible dream, even All Might told him so. Now that he’s finally gotten his chance we can’t risk that for him.” Ochaco felt blood in her hand, her fingers so tight that her nails had pierced her palm. Her impassioned voice faltered and she couldn’t meet their eyes again. “How I feel about him isn’t so important to risk getting between him and his goal.”

“That’s kinda dumb, don’t you think?” Hatsume asked.

“Yeah, Ochaco, I don’t think you’ve thought this through,” Tsu added, some of the other girls nodding along.

She stared at Tsu dumbly, completely not following her as she tried to stutter a reply. What did she mean, not thinking this through? It was all she’d been able to think about for the last half-hour or so! Even if she admitted it to herself that she liked Deku, she couldn’t jeopardize his future by trying to force a relationship on him.

“Let me explain,” Tsu continued. “And I apologize if this sounds a little blunt, but you know how I am. Midoriya didn’t have the best life growing up, as we’ve seen. Though he has a really nice mom, Bakugo bullied him for years because he was quirkless and called him ‘Deku’ to emphasize that he was a useless person. Being called that for practically his whole childhood and throughout middle school by the playground bully pretty much ostracized him from all his classmates. Basically, Ochaco, you were the first girl his own age who’d ever talked to him or treated him nicely for as long as he could remember, which is adorable, by the way. And don’t think I haven’t noticed the way he looks at you sometimes or blushes whenever you suddenly get close to him. Don’t you think that after years of being abused by Bakugo, one of the reasons he hasn’t tried to initiate anything is because he’s never thought that he was deserving of being in a relationship?”

Ochaco felt her heart clench at Tsu’s words. “How can you say that? He’s more worthy of being happy with someone he loves than anyone!”

“And we agree on that,” Kyoka said. “But yeah, I think I get what Tsu’s saying, Ochaco. You can’t just tell us nobody can date Green just because you don’t have the guts to ask him out, regardless of whatever noble reason you’re deluding yourself into believing is why you can’t have him.”

“I agree,” Mina said. “You’re not being fair to Midori, Ochaco. If he wants to make time for a relationship and have a sizzling summer romance that’s his decision, not yours. And if you’re gonna keep holding yourself back and denying how you feel, we’re not going to wait forever to see if something happens on its own while that hot piece of abs and clenching butt cheeks is on the market.”

Ochaco looked back and forth around the girls. “Kendo…” she whined. “Toru, help me out here!”

“I told you, your punishment would be severe,” Toru said with a shrug.

“I’m not part of your class, so I can’t say anything,” Kendo replied. “Though I am in agreement. If I didn’t already kinda like Tetsu, little green definitely feels like boyfriend material. I hope he hits the gym later; I’d like to see what his workout routine’s like.”

“I know,” Hatsume giggled. “he’s really a lot more musclely under that uniform and costume than he appears, right?”

Ochaco snapped her head at Hatsume. “Back off, boobs! You don’t get to touch him anymore, all right!?”

Hatsume laughed as all the other girls stared at Ochaco. Realizing a moment too late what she’d said, she placed her hands to her face, the pads on her fingers lighting up. Weightlessness came to her as she tried to float away.

“Oh no you don’t,” Kyoka taunted, using her jacks to wrap around Ochaco’s tights-covered leg and pull her down. “You’re not getting away that easy.”

“And jealous Ochaco comes out at last,” Mina teased, elbowing her slightly in the side. “But seriously, though, how about we give you a deadline to tell Midori how you feel? At the very least you’ll feel better just getting it off your chest and letting him know. It’s not healthy to keep bottling it up like you’re trying to do. If he doesn’t feel that way and doesn’t want to try starting something, then that’s an injustice to love and we’ll go beat him up for you. But if he does want to date you, then we’ll be saying “I told you so” all the way to the bank.”

“And if you don’t meet the deadline and tell him, then it’s open season on Midoriya,” Toru declared.

The word “what” when exclaimed in surprise was quickly becoming Ochaco’s favourite word as she yelped it again. “What!? No! You can’t! It’s too soon! I can’t do that! I just acknowledged to myself that I even liked Deku that way!”

“I know I said earlier that I would ask him to dinner this evening,” Momo said, “but given the amount of time Kamimoto will likely have us here to watch this show and the current pacing, I’ll give you to the end of day of the day we finish the first season.” Ochaco blanched as Momo issued her ultimatum. “Shows like this typically have seasons which are usually twelve or thirteen to twenty-four or twenty-six episodes long, so that should give you until the end of day tomorrow or the day after at the earliest. If you haven’t gathered your courage to tell Midoriya how you feel by then, I’m going to ask him out.”

“And me!” Mina jumped in.

“You have Kirishima,” Toru reminded her.

“Debatable,” countered Mina.

“Let’s get some food,” Hatsume declared. “I’m hungry!”

Kyoka let Ochaco go and she started to float again. The others were walking away from her, the discussion seemingly over. Ochaco watched them leave and re-enter the building, her heart in even more knots now than when she’d left Deku and Iida sitting on the couch. She’d finally admitted to herself that she liked Deku, but now the girls were pressuring her into telling him!? There was no way she could do that! She couldn’t go from denying she had feelings for him to asking if he wanted to be her boyfriend just like that! Besides, they were best friends, it’d throw in a whole lot of awkward weirdness. Plus…

…as amazing as Deku was, there was no way he felt the same way about her, right?

“Oh, Uraraka! There you are!” Izuku smiled as he saw Uraraka walk into the dining hall a few minutes after all the other girls. He saw her look up, startled, as he waved at her. She must have been deep in thought. “Iida and I saved a seat for you!”

“You’d best hurry,” Iida commented, also smiling. “We need to come up with a suitable strategy to either rescue Bakugo or defeat the sludge villain, and we barely have thirty minutes to do it in.”

Uraraka looked at them in confusion for a moment before her expression became one of panic. “Oh right! The assignment! Hang on a sec, I need to grab somethin’ for lunch!”

“They have katsudon!” Izuku informed her. “Somehow it’s even better than mine!”

“Better than yours?” she gasped. “But you make the flippin’ best katsudon ever! This I’ve gotta try!”

She vanished from their sight as she went to grab a tray. Izuku could overhear a little of the conversations going on at other tables. Todoroki and As—Tsu would normally be at his table with himself and Uraraka, but given the context of Nezu’s assignment, it seemed that everyone grouped up along the lines of who they’d been sharing seating with while they had been in the theatre. Kacchan, no, Bakugo was sitting with Kirishima and Tetsutetsu, and they seemed to be having a passionate debate as to how best to handle the sludge villain while Bakugo tore into the fried chicken leg he’d picked up.

“But even if she can’t walk in there, she could at least reach down with those long arms of hers…” Ojiro suggested to Sero.

“What kind of support equipment do they carry anyway? You think Slugger had a bat?” Hatsume asked Hagakure through a mouthful of tempura shrimp.

“Does anyone even know what quirk The Hero Formerly Known As Prince even has? How useful is he going to be?” Mineta complained to Shoji.

Izuku smiled to himself as he overheard them. “Sounds like they’re all getting into it.”

“Midoriya.” He looked up at Iida, the taller young man giving him a concerned look before glancing back to where Uraraka was filling up her plate. “I’m concerned about Uraraka. She seemed to take finding out what you’d been going through all this time pretty hard.”

“Yeah,” Izuku agreed. “I don’t think I’ve ever seen her this down, not since she lost to Bakugo at the Sports Festival.”

“Bakugo? Ah, I see you’ve stopped calling him by that old nickname of yours.”

Izuku nodded. He sighed. “Yeah. The talk we had with the teachers earlier was something else. And… they’re right. He’s not my friend, he hasn’t been for a long time, I guess. Mr. Aizawa said that when we get back to UA I’m going to be seeing Hound Dog for therapy about it.”

“Therapy?” Iida asked. “Well, that does make sense. Being bullied and abused for so long like you were, going to see a counsellor is only rational. I’m not going to pry into what all you discussed in that room with Mr. Aizawa and the other teachers, but I want you to know that as your friend, I am here for you. If you want to talk about anything, anything at all, just let me know. And we should also let Uraraka know that we’re here for her too. We don’t want another Hosu after all.”

“Thanks Iida.” Izuku felt a blush creep up his cheek. “Uh, actually, if you don’t mind, there is something I’d like your opinion on, as a friend.”

Iida seemed overjoyed that he was taking him up on his offer so soon. “Not at all. Lay it on me.”

“All right…” Izuku said quietly. He glanced back at Uraraka. She was currently stuck between deciding between three different desserts, though she seemed to be favouring the parfait. “Actually, it’s a bit of a spoiler, but it’s about the next couple of episodes.”

“Ah, yes. From the preview it seemed like the next one will focus on our first day at UA, with Mr. Aizawa’s quirk assessment test. The one after that would probably be our first lesson with All Might.” Iida nodded. “What about it?”

“Well…” Izuku felt embarrassed, but he felt like good, dutiful, responsible Iida would be able to give him the right advice. “It’s about Uraraka, actually.”

He didn’t see Ashido’s and Asui’s ears perk up at the next table over, or Yaoyorozu’s and Kendo’s at the table behind his and Iida’s.

“Since the show’s been showing my thoughts, this is going to be really embarrassing, and I hope it won’t affect our friendship in a negative way, but, the first time I saw that she was in the same class as me and I saw her in her uniform, I thought that she looked really good in it. And if the show’s going to reveal my thoughts on that, then Uraraka will find out.” He looked up at Iida, his face turning a cherry red as the blood rushed to his head. “And then in her hero costume, I couldn’t stop staring the first time. She just looked so cute. Everytime she’s in it I need to force myself to stop staring at her so much because she just looks so amazing in it! She’s like, the first girl I knew and I latched onto her like a baby bird! Iida, what am I gonna do? Is she going to start thinking I’m a creep for thinking about her appearance like that? How am I going to be able to handle Uraraka finding out?”

“Finding out what?”

Izuku yelped and nearly lost his precious katsudon as the person he’d just been talking about sat down next to him. “N-n-n-nothing! Nothing at all!”

“That’s right! We weren’t talking about anything that would interest you!” Iida added, a little too loudly. “Just important topics between men, right Midoriya!”

“R-right!”

“Hey! Midoriya, Iida! If you guys are talking about manly stuff, let me know next time!”

Grateful for the distraction, Izuku replied, “Sure thing, Kirishima!”

“No you idiot!” Bakugo retorted at Tetsutetsu. “Didn’t you see what happened to Death Arms when he tried that already? There’s no way that’ll work. Think of something else!”

Iida coughed, holding his hand to his mouth. “Anyway, now that we’re all assembled, we need to think of a strategy for the principal. I believe Backdraft and Kamui Woods should be the linchpins. Your thoughts, Midoriya?”

“Yeah, those two would definitely work,” Izuku began, his mind firmly grasping onto the reins and starting to run with those two pros at the centre.

Uraraka held up a piece of fried pork from the katsudon as she watched the two of them. Izuku didn’t notice the slightly troubled expression on her face. “You two are being weird right now,” she muttered before placing the pork in her mouth. She started to chew, eyes going slightly wider. “Hey, this really is amazing.”

Notes:

If I'm good the next chapter should still be up on Saturday and I'll try to keep to a regular weekly schedule from then on.

Chapter 7: You've Gotta Break A Finger To Throw A Ball

Notes:

(See the end of the chapter for notes.)

Chapter Text

“With that strategy,” Kendo concluded, “we believe that the heroes on scene would have been able to manage the situation without waiting for another pro such as All Might to arrive to end the fight and save the hostage.”

A round of applause came from the assembled students as Kendo and Yaoyorozu finished presenting and Principal Nezu stepped forward in front of the screen. “Thank you very much Miss Yaoyorozu, Miss Kendo. And with that, the presentations have come to an end. I am proud of all of you. While some of you may have interpreted the goal of this exercise differently, take note that the true purpose was to expand your imaginations and creative thinking. Even if you were unable to come up with a strategy of your own that you believed would have a better chance of success than what the heroes did in reality, this was still valuable practice. Truthfully, I was quite fascinated by the ingenuity of Team Bakugo’s plan of having Mt. Lady perform a fastball special with Death Arms, as that would have been some spectacle, however I do believe the teams that devised strategies that fulfilled the assigned objectives were Team Class Rep A and Team Class Rep B. Prioritizing the rescue of the hostage by having Backdraft douse Kamui Woods with water and having the wooden hero assault the sludge villain’s weak points of his eyes and mouth to permit Death Arms to reach in and grab the hostage would get the boy out of danger. Since he would have no need to fight back, further explosions resulting in more fires and property damage would be avoided, and the heroes could then concentrate on rescue and containment. Congratulations to both teams. Job well done.”

Izuku smiled proudly at Nezu’s praise as he high-fived his teammates. Whatever slump Uraraka seemed to have been going through earlier didn’t appear to be present anymore, which was a good thing, though he still had no idea what he was going to do if his thoughts about her were revealed.

Hide. Yeah, probably hide.

Nezu looked up at the AV area where Kamimoto was sitting, the red-haired woman smiling and holding onto an open brown bottle with a fancy label on it for some kind of alcoholic beverage. “I do believe it is now one o’clock, Miss Kamimoto. Don’t you believe it is time to begin this afternoon’s pair of videos?”

“Right you are, Principal Nezu,” she replied with a grin and a raised arm. The woman took a gulp from the open bottle in her hand. “And you finished those off just in time, I was starting to get worried. Also, props to whoever thought of the fastball special idea. I hadn’t even thought of something that crazy when I was thinking about it. Alright kids, here we go. Midoriya and Class 1-A’s first day at UA. Take note, 1-B and 1-H.”

Everyone returned to their seats, some of the arrangements changing slightly, as Kamimoto started up their penultimate episode of the day. Tokoyami moved from the loveseat Ashido had squeezed herself into and sat down on the couch at the far end of the front row with Sato and Koda, and Izuku found himself at the far left of his couch with Iida next to him and Uraraka on the right end. This changed his left-handed neighbour to Ashido, who swapped seats with Asui.

The screen faded in with a list of the top ten rankings for the entrance exam practical that they had just watched.

“Hold up! Pause!” Kaminari cried out, grabbing his phone. He wasn’t the only one frantically trying to get a picture of the rankings.

Kamimoto groaned, but did pause it for a few seconds so those who wanted photographic evidence could collect it, Izuku included in that number. The rankings would be very handy to have. “Like I said, it’ll be on V.O.D. on your TVs, you can look it up later.”

“Wow, look at how many from our class are in the top ten,” Mineta said.

Shoji nodded. “I know, right?”

Ojiro groaned. “Aw man, I’m not up there.”

Asui placed a finger to her chin. “Only the top thirty-six got in and this is just the top ten. I guess Ochaco might have made it without the Rescue Points she got from saving Midoriya, but…”

“I don’t know,” Kendo replied. “Awase’s in tenth with fifty-six. I don’t see twenty-eight making the cut.”

“Yeah, it turned out better this way,” agreed Ashido.

“Okay, that’s enough!” Kamimoto declared, pressing the button to resume it.

“Check out the results from the exam,” a male voice said as the teachers presumably looked over the highest scores.

The students all looked at each other, faces revealing their confusion. “Anyone know who that is?” Kaminari asked. Heads shook all around.

“Wow…” Midnight’s voice commented, “the first place student didn’t even have Rescue Points.”

Bakugo grinned as Snipe started commenting while he saw clips of himself blasting apart the robots from the exam. “Damn straight, I didn’t need any Rescue Points to place higher than all of you.”

“… get in close and then counterattacking. That kid is tough,” Snipe praised.

The screen changed from Bakugo to showing Midoriya’s score. “On the opposite end, the seventh place student had zero Villain Points,” Midnight stated.

Izuku blushed a little as Ashido leaned over the armrest and elbowed him while Snipe started talking about him now. “Got all those sweet, sweet Rescue Points from one punch saving Uraraka, huh?”

“Ashido…” he whispered.

“You know, if you didn’t take out that robot with that super awesome punch you wouldn’t be here,” she continued quietly. “And if she didn’t save you with that super awesome slap to the face, you wouldn’t be here either.” She grinned at him. “Don’t ya think it was, like, destiny or something?”

Izuku’s blush came in full force at the word ‘destiny’ being bandied in front of him. “A-Ashido!”

“…body isn’t used to his quirk,” another male teacher’s voice that they didn’t recognize commented as the screen showed Aizawa, leaning back against the wall, listening to the other staff comment on the results while watching the screens with a seemingly bored stare.

“Looks like most of the teachers noticed that your body couldn’t handle your own power, Midoriya,” Asui pointed out as the intro started. “I’m somewhat surprised you weren’t given extra lessons to help you with that, ribbit.”

“That was my error,” Aizawa stated. “It’s already been discussed. At Midoriya’s discretion we’ll be conducting additional supervised quirk training for him while on this island.”

“If any of you wish to participate you may,” Principal Nezu decreed.

“Now move on and watch the intro,” Aizawa instructed with a bored tone. “Get excited about seeing All Might fight the villain to poprock music again.”

“Congrats Midoriya,” Kaminari said, giving him an eager smile.

“Yeah,” Sero added. “Even though you got over it already, I bet this’ll really help keep you from breaking bones again.” Izuku smiled and nodded.

“Mmhm. Thanks guys.”

“Man, I don’t think this’ll ever get old,” Sato said with a smile, watching All Might fight the Nomu from the USJ.

As the intro cut out from their group shot in front of UA, the camera panned over a now fully cleaned Dagobah beach at night. “The night after I opened my UA acceptance letter,” Narrator Midoriya stated as the scene showed All Might in his true form watching the waves lap against the shore, “he finally got in touch with me again.”

Midoriya ran to the beach, tears flowing as he approached All Might. “Hi, All Might!”

All Might gasped with blood bursting from his mouth. “Too loud, kid!” he quickly scolded Midoriya.

Underneath the gazebo at the end of the pier built upon the beach, a couple turned around at Midoriya’s shout. “All Might’s here?” asked the man.

“No way, what?!” exclaimed his date.

Izuku had the good sense to laugh at himself as his peers started giggling in a teasing manner while All Might winced and told him off.

In a panic, Midoriya waved his arms around to try to distract the couple. “I-I was just kidding! Nothing to see here!”

They heard the man mutter, “Lame,” while his date lamented in a disappointed sigh, “I wanted an autograph.” Midoriya and All Might sighed in relief that the two bought it.

Aizawa’s and Bakugo’s eyes twitched. “How the hell did you manage to keep it a secret this long?” Bakugo growled.

“People often don’t see what’s right in front of them if they’re not looking for it,” Yaoyorozu commented as Midoriya and All Might high-fived. “We saw All Might fight personally at the USJ, during Midoriya’s final exam, and at Camino, and we only noticed that Midoriya’s quirk was similar to All Might’s. Power augmenting quirks are a dime a dozen. We never would have suspected that they were one and the same.”

“I didn’t tell anyone at UA that I’ve been training you or anything,” All Might told Midoriya, who appeared surprised by the reveal. “Really,” he insisted. “I wasn’t one of the judges and I didn’t pull any strings for you. You earned that spot all on your own.”


Midoriya bowed in gratitude. “Wow, thanks for telling me, I’m glad to hear that. Oh yeah!” Midoriya looked back up at All Might, smiling with earnest excitement. “I was really surprised to hear you’re gonna be a teacher at UA this year. I was wondering what brought you here all of a sudden.” Midoriya closed his eyes and raised a finger as he began to fanboy. “After all, your agency is in Minato, Tokyo and everyone knows—”

“Yeah, can see why you ban him for Hero Trivia night,” Tetsutetsu agreed. “I sure as heck didn’t know where All Might’s agency was.”

“Yeah, Midoriya could probably give you the street address,” Sero chuckled.

As much as her heart was still feeling uneasy about what she’d discussed at lunch with the other girls, Uraraka couldn’t help but sigh a little at the sight of Deku’s smile and fanboying moment. It helped that she wasn’t sitting directly next to him.

“…telling anyone about the job until they made an official announcement,” All Might answered him. “It seemed like fortuitous timing, an easy way to find someone new to inherit One For All.”

Midoriya’s mind returned to the past, remembering what All Might had told him the day they met. “I was… on a long hunt for a successor.”

‘So that’s it,’ his successor reasoned. ‘He was originally planning to give it to a UA student.’ Midoriya looked down at his hands, thinking hard. ‘Someone who was strong. Who already had a quirk.’

“Don’t doubt yourself, man,” Kirishima said. “All Might made a great choice picking you.”

“Yeah,” Sero agreed as Midoriya talked about how he wrecked his body. “I mean, could you imagine any of us with that power instead? Like, what am I gonna do with super strength plus tape?”

“Not to mention the whole exploding limbs thing,” Mineta commented. “Hard pass.”

Izuku smiled. He wiped his eyes with his sleeve. No, he was not already crying again. “Thanks! I won’t let you guys down!”

“You’ll learn to manage it in time,” All Might answered the onscreen Midoriya’s question of what he should do to combat the negative consequences of using his new power. “Hoping to master it right away is like asking a baby to run a marathon. You still have to go through the process of learning how to walk.”

“Yeah…” Midoriya sighed as he looked down. Recognizing what All Might had just said, he quickly brought his eyes back up to the hero in a panic. “Wait, you knew I was gonna get hurt that badly!?”


Almost everyone’s eyes pierced All Might.


“Well…” All Might scratched his forehead, “we were in a time crunch. But it turned out all right.”

“Deku breaking his legs and arm in an instant is not “turning out all right” All Might!” Uraraka yelped.

“He made it into UA didn’t he?” the retired pro asked.

"All Might…!" Izuku whined.

“Now I see where Problem Child gets his cavalier attitude from,” groaned Aizawa.

All Might was holding on to a couple of cans he’d just picked up. Already the beach was getting trash dropped onto it, and after Midoriya’d just finished cleaning it barely a week ago. “…you’ll learn how to control your output. Then you’ll be able to adjust exactly how much power you’re using.”

Midoriya smiled at him as he followed along. “I just need control?”

Just isn’t a word I’d use lightly in this instance,” Aizawa commented.

"Though that is what is needed," Kayama stated as All Might continued to explain over the cracked wine glass comparison Midoriya's mind made after he broke himself. "Until the day he can harness all of his power like All Might."

The mighty meaty hand of All Might's muscle form crushed the two cans he was holding like tiny grapes. “Then it’s yours to command.” Midoriya’s awed expression shifted into a driven look as he nodded, prepared to head towards that future where he could use One For All freely.

The camera shifted to looking at the pier behind All Might, where the couple on their date were now looking in their direction. “Look, it really is All Might!” The man shouted.

“No way, where’d he come from?!” yelled the woman, clearly excited for the chance to get his autograph.

Yaoyorozu sighed heavily as All Might and Midoriya started to run down the beach, away from the couple. She then started to giggle. “I can’t help but feel let down in a way. To think All Might and Midoriya were such…”

“Dorks?” Uraraka giggled.

“D-dorks?” Izuku yelped, his face turning so very red.

“Yeah,” Ashido laughed. “Totally adorkable.”

Kayama purred and elbowed All Might. “They’re teasing you, old man.” He just laughed. Watching this scene again from a different perspective, yeah, they could call him a dork. He was fine with that.

As they ran, their bodies and the beach vanished to be represented by two torches, one being unlit and held by a thin arm, while the other had a roaring flame being carried by a thick and strong one. The second torch touched and lit the first as All Might thought, ‘The torch I passed on to you is but a small flame right now, in time, it will be kindled, until you wield a raging inferno!’ Returning to the beach, All Might looked ahead. ‘The more powerful you become, the more you’ll outshine me. Eventually I’ll retire, my job complete. Whew! Deep stuff, All Might.’

“That retirement came a bit sooner than you expected, didn’t it, sir?” Aoyama asked.

“That it did,” All Might answered, a faint chuckle in his voice. “It’s a good thing being the Number One Hero comes with an excellent retirement package.”

Episode 5: What I Can Do For Now

The title screen was replaced with an image of the apartment complex Midoriya lived in, with a caption reading that it was now April.

“First day of school,” Mineta said, slumping down. “If I’d known then how the first week would go, I would have wished spring break never ended.”

“Izuku,” Inko fussed as Midoriya was at the door, tying his red shoes while trying to leave for the train station, “you’re all set?”

“Yeah.” The tone of his voice was clear, that of every teenager tired of being fretted over by their mother for perceived trivial reasons.

“Are you sure? You didn’t just pack action figures, right?”

“Action figures?” Iida yelped. “Midoriya!”

“What are you? A kindergartener?” Kaminari chuckled.

Uraraka leaned forward slightly to get a clearer look at Izuku as the One For All holder tried to sink back into his seat, and accidentally caused it to pop out into recliner mode. Giggling, she teased, “I bet there’s a story there, isn’t there?”

“No there isn’t!” Izuku tried to defend himself, flailing about as he tried to get the couch seat back to normal. Was there a lever or something? Did he have to push the footrest back down? Actually… this feels pretty comfy like this. He shook his head. “My Mom’s just picking on me, I swear!”

Inko Midoriya looked up at her boy as he stood in the doorway, dressed in his new high school uniform. She was tearing up slightly, with a meaningful smile on her face. “...I’m really proud of you, son.”

“Aw… Mamadoriya’s the best,” Ashido cooed.

Izuku blushed just like his onscreen counterpart was. “Yeah… yeah, she is.”

“That day, I began my high school career.” Midoriya narrated as he told his mom he’d see her soon and left the apartment.

UA came into focus, the camera panning over the main building of the campus, the whole facility basically an acropolis as Narrator Midoriya discussed the statistics of how students were accepted into the Hero course. “The acceptance rate was just as small as it always had been, one in three hundred. Four people got in because of recommendations, and thirty-six through the regular exams. We were split into two classes of twenty students each.”

“You’re all by yourself, Midoriya,” Kirishima noticed. “Were you running late or something?”

“Oui,” Aoyama agreed. “Knowing how excited you were to get into UA, I would have thought you’d be the first one there.”

Izuku laughed to himself in embarrassment. “Yeah, you’d think that, but… I kinda didn’t end up getting much sleep because I was so excited and nervous. I ended up sleeping in and only barely caught the last train before I’d have been late.”

Stopped in front of the massive door to his classroom, now that he’d found it, Midoriya was staring up at it in shock. “Are there giants here?”

“Sometimes, yes,” Aizawa answered.

“You never know what kind of quirk a student may have,” Kayama pointed out.

“…waiting behind this door.” Briefly wondering who was in his class, Midoriya thought of Bakugo and Iida, neither of them having very flattering impressions in his mind.

Iida gasped. “You thought of me that way?” he asked, shocked, and turned to look at his friend. “I must apologize again Midoriya! I never intend—”

“I said it’s fine!”

“Maybe everyone in here is nice.”

He was immediately greeted to the sight of the two people he’d just been thinking of, Bakugo lazily sitting at his desk with his feet up and Iida standing in front of the co*cky Explosion user, already berating him.

“Guess the universe just hated you, huh, Midoriya?” Jiro asked, as Bakugo and Iida argued.

“It certainly seemed that way at the time,” Izuku laughed. “But Iida’s now one of my best friends, and Bakugo’s now something like my fated rival. Since he keeps saying that he’s going to win and go higher than me, I just have to keep going higher than him.”

Uraraka frowned slightly as she heard that. Despite everything Bakugo did, and the talk he’d had with the teachers, he was still…

Wait, did Deku say “Bakugo”? Not “Kacchan”?

Iida took a step back as Midoriya sarcastically praised his luck, and centred himself. “Let’s start over, I’m Tenya Iida from the Somei Private Academy,” he introduced himself, extending a hand to Bakugo.

The blond Pomeranian didn’t seem very impressed or interested in shaking his hand. “Somei, huh? So you must think you’re better than me.” Bakugo sneered at him and elicited in a menacing growl, “I’m gonna have fun tearing you a new one!”

“Too bad you were put on the same team for the first combat training,” Kaminari teased him.

Bakugo snarled but didn’t say anything.

Bakugo laughed at Iida before noticing Midoriya and frowning. Iida stopped, following his gaze, and also turned to look straight at the camera. “It’s him,” Iida said, causing the rest of their already seated classmates to turn and look at their green-haired new entry.

While a few people shouted out variations of, “It’s me!” as they caught sight of their debut in the show, Kendo winced. “Ouch, I would not have liked my introduction to the class to have been that attention grabbing.”

“Also, Iida,” Ashido brought up. ““It’s him”? Really? How were we supposed to know what you meant by that?”

“Yeah,” Sato agreed. “Soon as you said that, I thought Midoriya was some kind of big shot.”

All Might chuckled while Kaminari said, “I guess he was after all.”

“Right? Chosen One?” Jiro teased with a grin.

Iida laughed to himself as he saw himself compliment Midoriya, claiming that he understood the true nature of the exam. “I jumped to conclusions,” he admitted, smiling at his friend. “In truth, you hadn’t grasped anything. In that moment, you followed your heart instead of your head.” He placed his hand on his friend’s shoulder, even as Izuku was still reclining. “You’ll make an amazing hero one day, Midoriya, I guar—”

Uraraka’s joyous expression and big brown eyes took over the screen. “Hey, I recognize that messed-up hair! Falling Boy!”

Izuku squeaked and quickly covered his face with his hands. Iida’s eyes widened at the reaction of his friend and remembered what he’d been telling him at lunch. “Uraraka, please! Cover your ears!”

“Huh? Why?” she asked, hearing herself compliment Deku’s punch. Nothing bad was said now, right? Her memory wasn’t that bad.

As Iida went to place his hands over her, Ashido lunged at Iida, grabbing his arms and yanking them back. Izuku grunted as Ashido landed on his chest, before he started to freak out at the soft and squishy feeling of Ashido’s uniform-covered breasts pressed against his torso as she lay on him. The pink-haired girl was grinning and telling Iida she’d “have none of that” from him, but Izuku was honestly starting to freak out.

Did she overhear when I told Iida!? This is even worse than Uraraka knowing! Crap! I didn’t realize it, but the whole class is going to find out!

The camera, representing Midoriya’s frame of vision, panned up over Uraraka’s brown shoes, green tights, uniform skirt, shirt, and tie up to her face, where she was still pantomiming him punching the zero-pointer to save her. ‘Oh my gosh,’ his thoughts spilled out to the watching audience, unaware of how much trauma this was causing present-day him, ‘it’s that nice girl who talked to me! She looks good in that uniform.’

Uraraka froze. She didn’t hear the whoops, wolf-whistles, and teasing jabs sent Deku’s way. Her brain was currently digging through the filing cabinet of her memories, searching for any one time she could remember Deku saying anything about her appearance so that she could chalk it up to just a friendly compliment.

Mental files strewn everywhere in a whirlwind of messy investigation, a mental mini-Uravity threw up her arms and shouted with a frantic helium-squeak, “We got nuttin’ boss lady!”

Her head sloooowly turned to the left, seeking the spot where she knew the future greatest hero was sitting, but unable to catch sight of Deku’s emerald eyes, probably for the best. Deku… thinks I look good?

Uraraka had blushed a lot of times today, but this time the blood rushing to her face must have wanted to set a record for the fastest time to make her pass out from the heat. It happened even faster than when Mina has insinuated using sex to pass on One For All.

"... looks… good... I… what…?"

Kayama sighed. “They're so cute.”

Bakugo stared at Midoriya standing in the doorway, hate raging in his eyes.

“That look is unsettling,” Yaoyorozu muttered.

Like a violent beast, Tokoyami thought.

The scene changed to a flashback of Aldera Junior High, Bakugo and Midoriya both standing in the teachers’ prep room. “I can’t believe we have not one, but two students from our school heading off to UA,” their homeroom teacher congratulated the two boys. Bakugo didn’t seem excited to be there, but Midoriya was shivering with nervous embarrassment as he blushed. “And to think you’re one of them, Midoriya. It’s a miracle.” Bakugo scowled, glaring at his classmate.

No longer in the office, Midoriya was thrown against a wall.

“The hell, man?” Kirishima asked, frowning somewhat and looking sideways at Bakugo as his past self interrogated Midoriya.

“I was pissed, got it?” Bakugo retorted, scowling at his friend. “Seeing that nerd do anything pissed me off.”

“I’m supposed to be the first and only student from this crappy school to get into UA,” Bakugo screamed as he held up Midoriya against the wall with one hand, “but you had to go and screw that all up!”

Uraraka returned to the world and she glared up at Bakugo. "Ugh! You were such a jerk!"

Jiro scoffed. "Of course he was. Midoriya f*cked up his perfectly crafted backstory for being the number two hero."

Bakugo leapt to his feet. "The hell did you say!?"

"You heard me. Oh wait, you interned under Best Jeanist, right? So I guess that means you'll be number four."

Bakugo's face contorted into a sad*stic smile. "Oh I am so exploding your ass later. You're going to regret that."

"Hey calm down, man," Kaminari pleaded. "You know Jiro's only taunting you, right?"

"Bakugo." Aizawa's voice lanced through the theatre. "Kitty in the tree."

It looked like the blond started to suffer an aneurysm as his hands gripped the railing in front of him so tightly his knuckles turned white. The muscles in his arms and neck were twitching while tightening.



Midoriya looked Bakugou dead in the eye. Even though he appeared terrified, he had the courage to face him and declare, “Like it or not, you can’t stop me!”

"Dammit!!" Bakugo shouted as he got himself back under control, practically throwing himself back onto the couch next to Kirishima.

The 'present' Bakugou was still glaring at Midoriya. ‘I’m gonna ruin that little bastard. Right after I figure out how he got in.’

Yaoyorozu couldn't help but giggle along with Kendo at the sight of how Midoriya was still so embarrassed at the bright smile of a very close and very enthusiastically gushing Uraraka wondering about orientation. So I suppose Midoriya does like Ochaco, and may have started on the first day of class. In a way, I'm glad he has thoughts like that, and he doesn't let them control him like Mineta. Midoriya's a gentleman, yes. Perhaps this will nudge things along.

The camera cut away from the three at the door to an unflattering headshot of Mr. Aizawa, on the floor in his yellow sleeping bag. “If you’re just here to make friends then you can pack up your stuff now.”

Kayama sighed as the students, no longer as tense as they were on the first day of school started to laugh at how Aizawa introduced himself. "Really, Shota," she said, using his first name, "are you still wiggling your way to class on the first day like a worm in that bag?"

"At least I don't flirt with my students, Nemuri," Aizawa answered, picking a grape of the bundle of vines he'd brought with him from the lunch buffet.

"My flirting gives the students experience in dealing with overeager fans, media members trying to fluster them, and those who would try to seduce them once they become known," Kayama countered, not for the first time.

"While I show up in my sleeping bag to have them get used to the unexpected," Aizawa reminded her. "You never know exactly what you're going to encounter once you get your license and are working in the field."

“Right, let’s get to it.” Aizawa instructed in a bored drone as he reached into his sleeping bag and pulled out a UA PE tracksuit. “Put these on and head outside.”

“That still weirds me out,” Uraraka admitted. “We show up and are told to put on our gym clothes before anything else happens?”

All Might was reading the Teacher Directory in a staff room, thinking to himself. ‘UA’s hero course doesn’t follow the normal academic path.’ All Might sighed. ‘Get the wrong homeroom teacher and life is hell.’

Izuku frowned and craned his neck to try to spot All Might. He couldn’t, so he asked anyway. “Gran Torino?”

“Gran Torino,” All Might groaned.

Cutting to the athletic field, the assembled class asked, “What?! A quirk assessment test?!”

“You guys had something like that on the first day?” Kendo asked Yaoyorozu. The ponytailed girl sighed and placed a hand to her cheek.

“It caused a lot of confusion,” she answered. “Did Vlad King have your class perform anything like that?”

Kendo shook her head. “No. He took us to do normal first day orientation stuff.”

Lucky… 1-A thought.

The class tensed as Aizawa continued his explanation, getting an app on his phone ready. “You’ve been taking standardized tests for most of your lives, but you never got to use your quirks in physical exams before. The country’s still trying to pretend we’re all created equal by not letting those with the most power excel.”

“And Midoriya learned that that line wasn’t true when he was only four,” Iida mused.

Aizawa turned to Bakugo. “Bakugo, you managed to get the most points in the entrance exam. What was your farthest distance throw with a softball when you were in junior high?”

The youth gave him a small frown as he thought. “Sixty-seven metres, I think.”

Aizawa took a moment to remember that. “Right. Try doing it with your quirk.”

Tetsutetsu grinned. “This’ll be good, probably.”

Bakugo now stood in the throwing circle for track, an electric guitar riff starting as Aizawa continued. “Anything goes, just stay in the circle. Go on. You’re wasting our time.”

Stretching, Bakugo responded, “All right man, you asked for it.” Fixing his stance and winding up, he thought, ‘I’ll add a little heat to my pitch and drop their jaws.’ A huge explosion burst from his right hand as he threw a softball with a blue tracking device banded around it as hard as he could. “Die!!!”

Tetsutetsu whistled as he watched. “Oh yeah, that was good.”

Bakugo grinned. “Damn straight it was. I doubt you coulda pulled something like that off.”

“All of you need to know your maximum capabilities,” Aizawa explained as the ball finally landed. “It’s the most rational way of figuring out your potential as a pro hero.” He held up his phone, the app showing the distance calculated by the tracker on the ball to read ‘705.2m’.

“You know, I’m still surprised some of you guys can throw that thing almost a whole kilometre,” Kaminari said.

“Seventy percent of a kilometre does not a whole kilometre make,” Nezu politely reminded him, “though your admiration for your classmates’ abilities is well-founded.”

“Yeah,” Sero agreed. “Imagine what you could do by throwing something that far.”

“…think it’s all gonna be games and playtime?” Aizawa gave them a sad*stic grin. He was enjoying this. “Idiots. Today you’ll compete in eight physical tests to gauge your potential. Whoever comes in last has none, and will be expelled immediately.”

Kendo and Hatsume both gasped, while Tetsutetsu let out a crazed. “You’re kiddin’ me! After passing the entrance exam he would have expelled one of you right outta the gate!?”

“That’s totally unfair!” Hatsume shouted as All Might lamented Midoriya getting Aizawa as a homeroom teacher. “Mr. Power Loader may have threatened to ban me from the studio, but no matter how many of my babies explode he’s never once mentioned expulsion!” She gasped louder. “If I couldn’t make babies ever again, my life would be over!”

“Nobody got expelled right?” Kendo inquired. “Nobody was expelled and reinstated or something, right? We didn’t hear anything about this happening.”

Yaoyorozu shook her head. “No. The threat was just a logical deception of Mr. Aizawa’s to make sure all of us did our best.”

Kayama gave him a sly grin while Nezu bowed his head, making the same expression. “So you let them believe that, did you?” Nezu asked.

“Since you still have everyone they must have impressed you,” Kayama teased him, giving the scowling man an elbow. “You big softie.”

“None of them had zero potential,” he admitted.

“Understand?” Aizawa asked, hair pulled back to reveal a manic look on his face. “If that’s a problem, you can head home right now.”

Midoriya tensed as the intense pressure of the first wall UA would put in his way got to him. ‘A huge test on the first day of school! What the crap am I gonna do?’ Aizawa looked over his class of first years with a smug expression in direct contrast to their varied reactions.

“And since you’d only ever used it once before,” Aoyama spoke up, “it must have put you under a lot more pressure.”

“Yeah,” Izuku replied, looking up at his hand as he held it in front of him. “Since I had almost no control over One For All yet, I was practically competing quirkless.”

“Ooh,” Ashido complained as the transition screen came up at the end of the scene. “That was so mean, Mr. Aizawa.”

“Did you seriously have to threaten to expel one of us?” Kaminari whined. “Couldn’t you have offered the top student a prize or something?”

“Carrot and stick,” Tokoyami noted as the show returned with Uraraka protesting.

“Heroes don’t get rewarded for succeeding,” All Might addressed the kids, surprising Aizawa. “But the punishment for failure is often the injury or death of the person they’re trying to save or themselves. While Aizawa’s method is extreme, he was right to put the pressure on you all.”

“Mr. Aizawa, it’s your big line!” Asui pointed out.

“…hero’s job to try and combat that unfairness,” Aizawa was saying. “If you wanna be a pro you’re gonna have to push yourself to the brink. For the next three years, UA will throw one terrible hardship after another at you. So go beyond. ‘Plus Ultra’ style.” Aizawa grinned at his students while gesturing for them to come at him and show him what they’re made of. “Show me it’s no mistake that you’re here.”

As the other students seemed intimidated by their teacher’s aura, Iida took a sip from his water bottle to keep hydrated in preparation for the trials ahead. ‘I don’t approve of this kind of hazing, but UA’s the top hero program. I have no choice.’

“That’s right,” Aizawa replied with a grin. “You didn’t.”

Uraraka and Midoriya looked on towards Aizawa, screwing their courage to the sticking place to show him that they deserved to be here.

Ashido grinned at Midoriya like a cat, and Izuku covered his face with his hands. “Please stop looking at me like that, Ashido!”

“Whew baby,” Hatsume sighed in relief. “I sure am glad Mr. Power Loader didn’t have us do any of this crap.”

“Runners, on your mark!” A robotic voice from a testing device on a tripod spoke cheerfully as they got ready for the fifty-metre dash, Asui and Iida poised to begin. “Ready?”

“Go Iida!” Sato cheered.

A gunshot sounded, and Iida raced off of the starting block with a boost from his engines while Asui hopped after him. Iida wasn’t even at full speed when he reached the finish line, still accelerating as the robot cheerfully announced his time at “3.04 seconds!” Asui followed a few seconds behind him.

Skidding to a stop, Iida turned around and frowned in dissatisfaction. ‘At 50 metres I can only get up to third gear.’

Iida received a close-up sketch-shot, just like Midoriya and Bakugo had, as well as Death Arms, Backdraft, and Kamui Woods in the first episode. He even got a caption of his name. “Tenya Iida,” Present Mic’s voice announced, “his quirk: Engine.”

“Mic?” Aizawa asked. He turned to look at Kamimoto, who shrugged.

“Who better to announce the quirks of the characters in the show?” she asked rhetorically.

“That’s true,” Kayama admitted.

“As you can see, his legs are pretty dang fast.”

“Well, he’s definitely in his element. But speed won’t help him in every test.” Aizawa observed.

“That’s true,” Sato agreed as Asui didn’t get a close-up, but she did get a caption and her time of 5.58 seconds. “Not like the engines in his legs can help with the grip strength test.”

Uraraka smiled as she prepared for her own heat against Ojiro. “I’ll lighten up my clothes,” she told herself, activating her quirk with just a touch. “Oh, and my shoes too!” She got her own character shot as Present Mic hyped her up to the viewing audience.

“Ochaco Uraraka! Her quirk: Zero Gravity.”

“Do you think we’re all going to get one of those?” Hagakure asked excitedly.

Uraraka ran down the track as fast as she could, Ojiro clearly pulling ahead of her with a useful application of his tail. “She can nullify the gravitational pull of anything she touches,” Present Mic’s voice continued talking about her quirk before bringing the scene to a flashback of the previous episode just after Uraraka saved Midoriya. “But if she uses her power too much, she totally hurls!”

“She hurls the rai—”

“I do not puke rainbows, Sero!”

Hatsume giggled at Uraraka’s red face. “That’s not what Muscles thinks.”

Izuku covered his face with his hands again and tried to sink even lower into the recliner. He really wished he still had that blanket so he could cover himself up with it. “Someone tell me when it gets to my turn at the ball throw so I can come back from the dead. Thanks.”

Aoyama smiled for the camera, dazzling sparkles appearing near his face, as he prepared to race Ashido in the dash. “Nice attempts, mon amis,” he stated, Ashido looking up at him in confusion as he made no attempt to get into a running position, “but you’re just not showing enough panache!” As the gunshot echoed, he hopped into the air and let his laser blast him down the track. “Let your power shine!”

“Well, that’s creative,” Kayama commented.

Aoyama got a close-up for Present Mic too. “Yuga Aoyama, his quirk: Navel Laser.” He flew down the track, propelled by his quirk and seemingly ignoring how gravity still should have affected him. “That’s right, a belly button laser!”

Aoyama’s laser dropped off, letting gravity now add the downward acceleration he should have been experiencing all along. With a series of snapshots, Ashido skated past him, using her quirk to create acid from her feet to aid her mobility. Aoyama picked himself back up and used his quirk to shoot himself across the finish line… behind Ashido. “But he can’t shoot it forever.”

“5.51 seconds…” Even the robot seemed disappointed at the result.

“You know, you might have done better if you’d just run,” Sato said over Aoyama sparkling and mentioning his quirk’s weakness.

Sero, Kirishima, Kaminari, and Ashido were all looking at Aoyama, completely unimpressed with his explanation. ‘What a tool,’ all four of them thought.

“Oh crap!” Kaminari yelped. He placed his hands over his mouth. “This thing really is going to show off our thoughts.”

“Did you just figure that out?” Jiro asked, looking up from her phone. She’d been casually playing a game on it while half paying attention to the show in front of them.

“I thought it was just going to be Midoriya and his best buds,” Kaminari whined, still talking through his hands. Midoriya and Bakugo were starting to line up for the fifty-metre dash.

“You know putting your hands over your mouth won’t prevent the show from showing us what it wants to, right?”

“Hey,” Mineta spoke up. “If we were to do all these tests again, who do you think would come in first?”

“Well we know Midoriya won’t be in last place this time,” Sero stated. “Now that he’s not breaking his bones, Chosen One down there is gonna get a bunch better scores.”

“Yeah, but I still can’t fully use One For All,” Izuku replied. He removed his hands from his face and looked at his right hand again. “With how I messed up my hand when I fought Todoroki I’m not sure just how good I’ll do on the grip test, and Mineta’s likely still going to be the best at the side steps. Since I can only use five to eight percent of One For All reliably with my Full Cowling I won’t even be able to get the same score I got on the softball throw unless I break something again.” Izuku pressed his feet down on the footrest, returning his couch seat to its normal position. “Actually, seeing this all again, I’m getting frustrated for another reason.”

“Oh?” Yaoyorozu said. “Why’s that, Midoriya?”

“It’s about you, Iida.”

His friend looked at Izuku in surprise. “Me? What about me?”

Izuku frowned. “Well, Aizawa threatened us with expulsion if we didn’t do our best, but seeing the fifty-metre dash again, and hearing your thoughts on how you could only make it into third gear on your engines, it made me realize something.” He gave Iida a dissatisfied look. “You were sandbagging.”

“Sandbagging?” Kaminari asked.

“He means Young Iida was deliberately underperforming,” All Might answered.

Midoriya worked to catch his breath after his time of 7.02 seconds, thinking, ‘There are still seven tests. Everyone’s gonna be using their quirks on all of them and getting awesome results.’

“Uh, hello?” Hagakure piped up. “My quirk is being invisible, Midoriya! How’s that going to help me in any physical tests?”

Broken from his accusation of Iida sandbagging, Izuku looked over at Hagakure. “R-right! Sorry Hagakure!”

‘...use it once… and it’ll break me.’ Midoriya stared at the ground, a terrified expression on his face as he contemplated the disastrous results of using One For All. ‘Control! That’s what I need. Maybe I can focus like All Might suggested.’

“You can harness One for All, it’s simple.”

“Aw sweet!” Kirishima crowed. “What did he tell you?”

The show entered a flashback of Midoriya and All Might at the beach after having run away from the couple. “You have to feel it!”

“...I’m sorry, what?” Uraraka asked, looking at the screen with a blank expression. “Feel it?”

THAT’S USELESS! Thought almost all of the students.

“All Might!” Uraraka shouted, while Aizawa facepalmed, Nezu shook his head, and Kayama just sighed. The former top pro looked off to his right, whistling.

“So you already know what it’s like to fire on all cylinders,” All Might said in response to Midoriya’s ask of being more specific, now shadow boxing.

“Yeah, like a lot of broken bones!” Midoriya responded sarcastically.

“Not a good feeling!” Izuku reminded All Might.

“No! I’m talking about the rush inside!” his mentor insisted. “You must’ve felt itcoursingthrough you. What was it like?”

Midoriya looked like he was trying to think, starting to come up with nonsensical answers. “Hmm… A bzzt! Or no, like woosh! Or maybe kapow! Or, um…” There was a ‘ding!’ noise, like he’d just come across a suitable answer, and he hit his palm with his fist. “Ooh, I know! Like an egg about to explode in a microwave!”

“An egg in a microwave?” Hatsume laughed like a lot of the boy’s peers. “How pedestrian, Muscles. If you want to picture something exploding, why not an atomic bomb instead?”

“Young Hatsume, the idea was to get Young Midoriya to imagine the egg not exploding,” All Might quickly cautioned. “Changing that to a bomb wouldn’t help at all.”

“How about a power dam, then?” Hatsume asked. “The reservoir behind the dam would represent the total power of One For All, and opening or closing sluice gates could adjust the amount of power you’re letting in to run the turbines? Open ‘em up all the way and you’re going with max power! Just a little and you’re barely generating anything.”

Izuku stared at her for a few seconds. “HATSUME! THAT’S BRILLIANT! That’s much better than my egg in the microwave or my frozen taiyaki.” She grinned and gave him a thumbs-up.

“I can take payment for that later,” she promised.

“You’ve got three weeks until school,” All Might reminded him. “The more you concentrate, the faster you’ll learn.” His mentor tapped his forehead. “Control over One For All isn’t gonna happen overnight.”

“Is it really that simple?” Ojiro asked.

“Was it that simple to learn how to control your tail?” Izuku asked.

“Touché.”

“But anyway, I got distracted,” Izuku said. “Iida.”

“Yeah, you said he was sandbagging,” Kaminari said, “but I still don’t know what you’re talking about. Iida got the best score out of all of us on the fifty-metre dash.”

“Are you seriously forgetting, Kaminari?” Jiro asked. “Come on, you were on his team in the cavalry battle.”

Todoroki narrowed his eyes. “His Recipro.”

The other students’ eyes widened. “Hey, yeah, that’s right,” Sato said. “Iida didn’t use it until then.”

“Right,” Shoji agreed. “None of us knew about it at all.”

Izuku nodded. “That’s right. You were up first in the fifty-metre dash and the endurance run was the last event. Your quirk would have only been able to help you on those two events, so there would have been plenty of time to rest your engines after the dash. If you had been going all out on the first day, you would have used your Recipro Burst at the very beginning to amaze everyone. You probably would have made it in less than a second.

“But instead, you kept that a secret from everyone in the class. I may have kept the nature of One For All a secret, but I was still trying to find a way to use it without completely breaking myself. The rest of us were giving it our all, so why didn’t you?”

Iida gave him a hard look for a few moments before softening into a smile. It was about to show the ball throw. “I’ll tell you at the break, but know that I never intended to disrespect any of you by not using it that day. I’ll leave you with that for now.”

Test 5: Ball throw

Uraraka smiled as she held the ball and gave it a nice, gentle toss up and forward. It kept going, and going, and going, until it eventually disappeared. Aizawa held up his phone, the app presenting an infinity symbol.

“Infinity!?” Tetsutetsu gasped, same as the onscreen 1-A. “No way. Hey, Uraraka! Is that ball still up there?”

“Uh, no,” she answered. “As soon as I released my quirk, gravity’s effects on the ball would have returned. Given the speed and length of time I maintained it, though, the ball was probably in orbit for a little while, but it probably burned up in the upper atmosphere on reentry a long time ago.”

Midoriya’s situation looked bleak, emphasized by the visualization of darkness all around his frightened face. ‘This is bad. I’ve got to come up with some kind of a game plan. Everyone’s had at least one crazy-good score already.’

“Again!” Hagakure mentioned. “Invisible!”

“Yeah,” Ashido agreed. “And I secrete acid. The only thing I got to use my quirk with by then was the dash, and I was just a little better than five seconds.”

Uraraka blushed a little in embarrassment and looked down, placing her hands between her knees. “I’m sorry, Deku. I didn’t mean to make you feel down like that.”

Izuku quickly looked at her. “Oh, no! It’s not your fault!”

“That’s right,” Iida agreed. “Don’t apologize for doing your best at school, though after Midoriya called me out on not using my Recipro, I don’t have any right to talk about this event.”

Midoriya gripped the ball in his hand as though his life depended on it, because his school life certainly seemed to in that moment. ‘All that’s left is this, the distance run, sit-ups and the seated toe-touch. It’s now or never. This is my best chance to use One for All.’

Jiro looked up from her phone again. “Hey, that same music’s starting up again,” she said, and then frowned. “That doesn’t make sense. You totally biffed your first throw.”

“Huh?” Bakugo asked, responding to Iida’s comment of Midoriya going home if he didn’t shape up. “Of course he is. He’s a quirkless loser!”

“Not anymore he wasn’t,” Uraraka muttered.

“...not hear about what he did in the entrance exam?” Iida asked, offended at Bakugo’s tone and words.

“Huh?”

Aizawa blankly stared at Midoriya, the boy standing in the throwing circle with a complicated, anxious, expression on his face as he held the ball. ‘Here it comes.’ Aizawa thought.

“Izuku.” Inko’s voice flashed through his mind. “I’m really proud of you, son.”

“Young man,” All Might’s encouragement on the day they met, “you too can become a hero.”

“Stop giving us feels, Midoriya,” Kendo half-heartedly complained. “You’re such a cinnamon roll.”

“I’m a what ?” Izuku yelped.

His onscreen self gathered his courage, prepared for the pain of what he was about to do. He wound up, One For All coursing through his right arm as time slowed. ‘I won’t let them down!’

Aizawa blinked just before the music could ascend into the heroic medley it normally would reach, and the pro hero’s eye turned red as the music stopped cold.

Midoriya threw the ball, but instead of it blasting into the sky with a monumental display of power and the shattering of the bones in Midoriya’s arm, it flew only as far as he was able to normally throw it. Even with all the strength training he’d done over the past ten months with All Might, that still amounted to only a paltry forty-six metres. It wasn’t even close to what Bakugo stated he could do without using his quirk.

The students winced at the distraught look on Midoriya’s face accompanied by a discordant piano. “That’s gotta hurt,” Ojiro observed.

“Yeah,” Kendo agreed. “I mean, I’m glad he didn’t break his arm, but…”

“This would have only been the second time he used it,” Shoji said, “and to be denied just like that.”

“That must have felt awful, Deku,” Uraraka sympathized after Aizawa stated that he erased his quirk.

Aizawa’s capture scarf was floating around his body, the man’s eyes glowing a fierce red colour as he glared at Midoriya. “The judges for this exam… were not rational enough. Someone like you should never be allowed to enroll at this school.”

Midoriya seemed to bit back his fear. “Wait, you did what to my—” he gasped in recognition. “Those goggles! I know you!”

The show cut to a shot of Aizawa crouching on a rooftop, overlooking a nighttime cityscape underneath a crescent moon. “You can look at someone and cancel out their powers. The Erasure Hero: Eraser Head!”

Kayama whistled. “That image really sets the tone for you, doesn’t it?”

“I don’t stand for all the hype,” Aizawa replied. He smiled. “But I won’t deny that I want that image as my new desktop wallpaper.”

All Might chuckled. “So even Aizawa has the desire to look cool sometimes, huh?”

“Can it.”

“Oh hey, All Might!” Kirishima spoke up, seeing how the show was revealing that All Might was watching from around the corner. “You were checking us out?”

“More like he was checking to make sure Midoriya was okay, ribbit,” Asui theorized, receiving several nods.

‘Aizawa’s one of those guys who doesn’t like the media because he thinks they interfere with our work.’ All Might thought as he looked on worriedly.

“Because they do,” Aizawa stated.

‘And he judges celebrity heroes like me because I look good in the spotlight.’

“Because you do,” he said again.

Aizawa glared down at Midoriya. “You’re not ready. You don’t have control over your power.”

“It was the second time he’d ever used it!” Uraraka complained, standing up and trying to defend him. “Mr. Aiz—”

“None of us besides Midoriya and All Might hiding over there were aware of that, Uraraka,” Aizawa scolded before Izuku could even say anything. “Had I been made aware of Midoriya’s situation…” he glared intensely at All Might, the emaciated man attempting to hide behind Midnight, “...I may have acted differently. That being said, this was still one of UA’s walls Midoriya either needed to overcome or fall before, and wouldn’t you agree that he succeeded?”

Pouting, the brunette sighed and returned to her seat. “Yes sir…”

“It’s admirable for you to go to bat for your friends,” Aizawa reminded her, “but there are some battles that need to be fought alone.”

“Eraser Head is correct,” Nezu stated. “You cannot always rely on another’s power to help you. Once you are professionals you will be expected to stand on your own two feet. Even as sidekicks, there will be times when you are acting alone.”

“...with that drive, you’re worthless if you can only throw a single punch before breaking down,” Aizawa insisted, Midoriya held tight in his capture weapon after chastising him for how much he resembled All Might, without directly name-dropping the Number One. “Sorry, Midoriya, with your power there’s no way you can become a hero.”

“Kinda funny that you tell him that when the boy has All Might’s quirk,” Kayama teased.

“Yes,” Nezu agreed. “As the successor of One For All, and being the type of person he is, Midoriya is more or less destined to become a great hero.”

“So long as he doesn’t get himself killed before he gets there,” Aizawa muttered.”

The rest of the students were watching the exchange with interest as Aizawa walked away. “I wonder if our teacher gave him some advice,” Iida wondered.

“Probably told him to start packing,” Bakugou scoffed.

“You look so worried,” Aoyama attempted to comfort Uraraka, the girl standing next to him. She turned to the blond as he addressed her, and he placed his hand on her shoulder. “I’m here, chérie.”

Uraraka appeared completely bewildered by Aoyama. “Wait, who are you again?”

“Uh… thanks for trying to make me feel better, Aoyama,” Uraraka awkwardly said while onscreen Midoriya asked himself what to do.

Aizawa watched him, bored, and having already reached a decision. ‘Is he going to use his quirk and have to forfeit the rest of the events like a fool, or admit defeat and settle into last place?’ Their teacher applied eyedrops to moisturize his eyes after having used his quirk. Aizawa looked at Midoriya with judgmental eyes. ‘Either way, he doesn’t belong here.’

“You absolutely belong here, Deku,” Uraraka whispered, hands balled up into fists again as yet another person in the past attempted to drag Deku down, and this time it was their very own teacher. And if you don’t belong at UA, then neither do I!

Crap! Did I really just think that!?

‘A waste of a quirk…’ Aizawa mentally sighed as he recognized that Midoriya was going to use his quirk.

“So what did Midoriya do?” Kendo asked as the green-haired boy began his throw.

“Oh, you’ll see,” Yaoyorozu said. “Actually, it was quite brilliant.”

Time was barely crawling as Midoriya was in the midst of his throw. ‘Mr. Aizawa was right about what he said.’ Aizawa and All Might both perked up as they noticed him doing something different in that moment. ‘If I can’t control my quirk, there’s no way I’ll ever become a hero!’

“It’s the drums again!” Jiro exclaimed.

“Damn,” Kaminari said. “I wish I had awesome theme music like that.”

“Hey, hey is he for real?” All Might gasped.

‘I have to work way harder than everyone else here if I wanna succeed!’ Midoriya thought as the ball started to leave the grasp of his hand, millimetre by millimetre.

“And here he is, making the rest of us look bad again,” Sero chuckled.

“What’s he doing?” Tetsutetsu asked.

‘I’ll focus on what I can do right now!’ One For All’s power appeared right before the ball left his hand, but it appeared at the very last moment, only on the fingertip of Midoriya’s index finger. “SMAAAAASH!!!”

Midoriya flung the ball skyward with his fingertip. It kicked up dust and debris as it soared.

“Whoa!” Tetsutetsu gasped.

“With just his fingertip!?” Kendo shouted.

“Again,” Hagakure asked, “just how powerful are you, Midoriya?”

“Super powerful!” Uraraka cheered.

‘It hurts… but not as bad as before!’ Panning down from Midoriya’s twitching face as he kept himself from crying out in pain, the camera showed Midoriya’s broken finger.

“Now if only we can get Midoriya to the point where he can use that power without breaking his body,” Nezu said.

“Yes,” Kayama agreed. “Once he reaches that level, then technique and experience will be the key.”

“He’s only going on a work study if he can prove he’s not going to be so self-sacrificial and irrational,” Aizawa stated.

“Mr. Aizawa…” His teacher looked up from his phone, the tracker having recorded ‘705.3m’, just a decimetre farther than what Bakugo had managed. Midoriya turned around and clenched his fist, grimacing in pain but forcing a proud smile. “You see? I’m still standing!”

Aizawa grinned, a manic look of crazed excitement in his eyes. “This kid…”

“Whoa,” Sato said as All Might started to provide colour commentary. “I didn’t notice it before, but…”

“With one finger Midoriya was able to throw the ball ten centimetres farther than Bakugo did,” Sero stated.

“Imagine how far that would have gone if Mr. Aizawa didn’t cancel out his quirk on the first throw,” Kendo wondered.

‘...while maximizing the throw! ‘What the heck, Young Midoriya?! How did you go and get so cool?!’ All Might mentally squealed.

Izuku blushed as the outro began. “Oh my gosh, All Might is fanboying… over me?

“It looks like Uraraka wasn’t your only fan on the first day,” Kaminari teased him.

“And this just proves that both Midori and All Might are hero dorks!” Ashido giggled.

All Might coughed, fortunately not losing any blood. “Well, I wouldn’t go that far, Young Ashido, but Young Midoriya certainly did impress me.”

“Yes,” Todoroki calmly examined. “Like in the episode title, he did everything within his power at the time to score as well as he did.”

Tetsutetsu crashed his fists together. “Gotta say, that was a damn awesome throw, Midoriya. It takes a lot of guts to deliberately injure yourself like that, just for a stupid test.”

“I didn’t know it was just a ruse!” Izuku answered, panicking. “I seriously thought I’d get kicked out just as soon as I’d gotten in.”

“The preview’s starting,” Asui stated as All Might’s theme began to play.

“Hero Basic Training,” Narrator Midoriya said as clips from the next episode began to pop up, starting with him sitting at his desk and giving a bright smile, “a class only available in the UA hero course.”

“Deku,” it appeared Narrator Uraraka was with him again, “let’s do our best in this combat exercise, okay?”

“Hell yeah!” Bakugo shouted.

“Oh my gosh, I talked to a girl again!”

Uraraka couldn’t contain her blush and tried to hide her head between her knees as Narrator Midoriya made a very undignified squeal of joy. Meanwhile, Izuku rushed to the railing in front of his row of seating, grasped it with both hands, and only managed to get one solid WHACK in with his forehead before Iida and Asui pulled him away.

“Looks like we’re up against Team Iida and Bakugo,” Narrator Uraraka continued, blissfully unaware of the emotional turbulence Midoriya’s squeal had caused their real-life counterparts.

Narrator Midoriya sounded like he’d gulped. “You mean… I’m going to have to fight Kacchan?”

“Next time,” Narrator Midoriya continued, “Rage, You Damn Nerd!”

Narrator Uraraka began to gush. “Look at Deku’s bunny ears! Oh my goodness! They’re so cute!”

“Go Beyond!” Narrator Midoriya said, with Narrator Uraraka joining him as they belted out the school motto of, “Plus Ultra!”

“...tra!” the students had mostly joined in the cheer as well, smiling and giggling. Most of them, anyway. Izuku and Uraraka were both a little preoccupied with their own embarrassment.

“I never told him how cute I thought they looked,” Uraraka muttered to herself, still staring at the ground between her shoes while she steepled her fingers in front of her forehead. “I didn’t think Deku would find out how cute I thought his first costume looked.”

Izuku lay folded over the railing, his body like a limp noodle, his voice was barely a squeak as his soul started to leave his body. “She knows… Uraraka’s going to think I’m a total creep and won’t want to be friends with me anymore, and it’ll be even worse next time. Oh crap, we’re sharing a room, how am I going to survive this stupid island?”

Kirishima grinned. “I guess now we’ll hear what all you guys were talking about, huh?” he asked Bakugo.

“Probably,” the spiky blond replied. “But I’m just going to let you know, Shi—Kirishima, you’re probably not going to like it.”

His friend looked concerned. “Is it that bad?”

Bakugo shrugged. “I didn’t really care at the time. Still had my head up my ass. But, yeah, you could probably say that it was.”

“You kinda still do have your head up your ass, though,” Kaminari pointed out.

“Shut your trap you useless spark plug!”

Iida placed his hand on Izuku’s shoulder, snapping his friend’s attention back to him. “Midoriya, everyone, Midoriya had a good point when he questioned why I didn’t use my Recipro during the fitness test.”

“Oh yeah,” Hatsume said, leaning back, and folding one leg over the other.

“You did say you’d tell us during break,” Koda remembered.

“So tell us, Legs. What kind of dumb Hero reason did you have for not showing off your fabulous speed?”

Iida stood at the centre of the front row, facing everyone. “I must apologize for not going all out. As your classmate and future class representative, I should have respected you all and given it my very best. Mr. Aizawa, I also want to apologize to you. Keeping my special move from you also may have impacted your ability to instruct me properly. However, to be honest, the reason why I did not use it was because I was looking ahead to the Sports Festival.”

“You were already looking that far ahead?” Aoyama asked.

Iida nodded. “I know it was underhanded, but I wanted that move to be a surprise in case I needed to pull it out to succeed in the games. If my entire class already knew of it, then some of them could have developed countermeasures. I wasn’t sure what the quirks of everyone in class were, and some of them could have been used to take advantage of the enhanced speed my Recipro would give me.”

Iida looked at Izuku. “I’m sorry, Midoriya. I hope you don’t think less of me for it.”

“Oh, no, not at all,” Izuku replied, this topic successfully distracting him from the funk of feelings. “Actually I think that’s a really smart idea. Once we become pros, lots of information about us and our moves is going to become public knowledge.”

“Just like when everyone tried to crush us during the licensing exam,” Sato agreed. “They all knew about our quirks already.”

“Exactly,” Yaoyorozu agreed. “So keeping even the smallest bit of information secret to pull out when you were in a jam was an excellent strategy, Iida.”

“Even though it did seem kind of mean at the time,” Uraraka pouted. “Busting that out on us without any warning.”

Iida laughed. “I do admit, it was nice seeing the stunned expressions on your faces after I pulled it off, Uraraka. After seeing how Midoriya analyzed quirks and took notes on pro heroes, I was glad that I had kept that move secret. I was sure he could have developed a counter to it had he known about it.”

“Actually I doubt that,” Izuku replied. “Knowing about it is one thing, but being able to do anything about it is another. Even with Hatsume and her babies on the team, I don’t believe we could have done anything about that speed even if we could see it coming.”

“Yeah man,” Kaminari agreed. “Your Recipro makes you crazy fast. It felt like my arm was going to get yanked out just holding on.”

Kamimoto clapped loudly. “Okay everyone, back to your seats! Your final episode of the day is here! Also, Midoriya, Uraraka!” The two called-out teens stiffened. “Try not to knock yourselves out in embarrassment, okay?”

Blushing like mad amidst the cackles of their classmates, the pair sat down, continuing to remain on opposite sides of Iida, who smiled helplessly as they buried their heads in their hands.

Notes:

Man, I did not remember just how much that preview was going to mess with them until I saw it again. Those poor cinnamon rolls.

Chapter 8: Deku Means Cutie Patootie, Right?

Notes:

It's Saturday where I live, so I'm technically not giving this to you all too early!

(See the end of the chapter for more notes.)

Chapter Text

The episode started off right with Midoriya starting his throw, the drums and strings kicking off the music that always seemed to play whenever the boy was doing something heroic. Time slowed, Midoriya’s thoughts being played again. ‘Even if I have a lot to learn, I’ll focus on what I can do right now!’

He sent One For All shooting through his fingertip, shouting out, “SMAAAAASH!!!” as he simultaneously blasted the ball into the sky and broke his finger.

“Okay, Miss Kamimoto,” Jiro spoke up as she turned to catch sight of the woman with all the AV equipment, “I’ve gotta ask. Is it possible to get the soundtrack for this show somehow? It’s got some killer music.”

“Sure!” Kamimoto said, cracking open another bottle of the blackberry cider she’d been drinking. “I’m sure we can set you up with something like that.”

“Oh hey that’s right,” Ashido exclaimed, bouncing in her seat. “Jiro, you’ve got a ton of instruments in your room, right? We could form a band or something, and then play this stuff!”

“The school culture festival is coming up in November,” Kayama reminded them. “If you darlings want to do a concert with the soundtrack of your own show, you’ll have to practice hard.”

Jiro’s cheeks turned pink as she whirled back around to face Ashido in the row in front of her. “Hey, I never said anything like that! I just think this track would be cool to play on a loop while studying or something.”

“Or we could play that song that happened during Midoriya’s training montage when working out,” Kirishima suggested. “Man, just thinking about it’s getting me pumped up. Hitting the gym once we’re done here’s going to be so manly.”

Aizawa was looking down at his phone, displaying the score at ‘705.3m’, just in case anyone forgot. ‘A throw like that requires a lot of force,’ he reasoned, revealing his thoughts from earlier. ‘Did he focus all that power into one finger?’

“Mr. Aizawa…” he looked up, seeing Midoriya clench a fist around his broken finger and giving him that proud smile through the pain. “You see? I’m still standing.”

Aizawa got that look in his eye again as he made a twisted smile. “This kid…”

“You impressed Eraser Head, Midoriya,” Nezu complimented as the intro began. “For it being your first day, and with him fully intending to expel you due to his well-founded grievances with the entrance exam, that is no small feat.”

“Yes,” Kayama agreed. “You should be proud. Once Aizawa has decided to expel a student, very little will change his mind.”

“Oh, uh, thanks Principal Nezu, Miss Midnight,” Izuku said. “But since it was just a ruse to get us all to do our best, I’m just glad that I was never in any danger of expulsion in the first place.”

“Mr. Aizawa wouldn’t truly have expelled anyone after all,” Yaoyorozu agreed. “He just wanted us to push ourselves to know what our limits were.”

The intro ended, cutting right back to the athletic field. Kaminari gasped, “He threw it over seven hundred metres!”

Uraraka threw her arms up in joy with a big smile on her face. “Nice! He’s finally showing us his true power!”

“But his finger appears to be broken now,” Iida noticed. “Just like in the entrance exam. This quirk is very odd.”

“It wasn’t a very pretty throw,” Aoyama agreed.

Bakugo, comparatively, had his jaw dropped and his facial muscles twitching.

“Who’s dropping whose jaws now, eh Bakugo?” Tetsutetsu smirked.

“Shut it, extra.”

‘What the hell was that!?’ he thought. ‘If he had a quirk he would have gotten it when we were kids! This is impossible!’

“Seeing their past and Bakugo’s assertion that Midoriya was quirkless, his reaction does seem reasonable,” Kendo sighed.

“True,” Yaoyorozu agreed, grimacing, “but his attitude at the time was completely deplorable.”

“I’m getting to the bottom of this,” Bakugo growled, setting off tiny explosions from his hand. He raced away from where Uraraka, Iida, and Aoyama were standing near him, making a beeline for Midoriya. “Hey! Deku, you bastard! Tell me how you did that or you’re dead!”

“See?” Yaoyorozu stated, as Midoriya started to scream in panic at the charging Explosion user making a tch noise and folding her arms. “Just deplorable.”

“Agreed,” Iida concurred. “That kind of behaviour has no place at a hero school.”

“Come on guys,” Izuku sighed. “I know he was bad, but Bakugo’s not like that anymore.”

Bakugo’s charge was completely arrested as Aizawa’s capture scarf wrapped around his forehead and upper body. Struggling against it, the blonde slowly turned his head back towards his teacher. “What? Why the hell is your damn scarf so strong?”

Aizawa was glaring at Bakugo, the full force of his quirk on display as he negated Bakugo’s powerful abilities while keeping him restrained with the scarf. “Because it’s a capture weapon made out of carbon fibre and a special metal alloy. Stand down.” Midoriya flinched at the authority in Aizawa’s order, and the rest of the class watched anxiously. “It’d be wise to avoid making me use my quirk so much. It gives me serious dry eye.”

“So he told you to stop actin’ like monkeys because it’s damn inconvenient?” Tetsutetsu asked.

“Peak Aizawa, amirit?” Kaminari chuckled.

“Class 1-A’s homeroom teacher: Shota Aizawa!” Present Mic’s voice announced at the pro hero got his own close-up. “He can erase the quirk of anyone he looks at, but the effect ends when he blinks.”

“Kaminari,” Aizawa ordered, the quiet snickers silencing immediately, “five laps around the island.”

The Electrification user’s jaw dropped. “B-but we haven’t explored it yet! We don’t know how big this island is, sir!”

“That sounds like a ‘you’ problem, Kaminari,” Aizawa stated. The boy groaned and hung his head in his hands. “Anyone else have any snappy comments about me?”

The students all shook their heads.

Uraraka’s voice could be heard offscreen as Bakugo stood still, trembling with rage. “Ouch, is your finger okay?”

“Sure, fine,” Midoriya distantly answered. Bakugo looked back. The damn nerd was holding his right arm close to his chest while Uraraka inched closer, a concerned expression on her face.

‘Until the exam, he was nothing,’ Bakugo forcibly declared to himself. ‘A little bug I could crush if I wanted to.’

The scene flashed to when they were kids.

“It’s baby Midori again!” Ashido whooped.

“Cutie pie! Cutie pie!” Hagakure cheered.

Izuku slumped down again and covered his face, trying desperately to get used to the girls in his class seeing what he looked like as a little kid and calling him cute.

“...quirk is amazing Kacchan!” Baby Midoriya blew smoke up Baby Bakugo’s butt as the blond boy marched ahead of him with a self-satisfied smug expression, BB carrying a net for catching bugs while BM carried a pair of green boxes on shoulder straps. “When I get mine I hope it’s just as cool!”

BB looked back at him. “Whatever, Deku, no matter what power you end up with, you’ll never be able to beat me.” It faded back to the present day, Bakugo’s face trembling in his wrath. ‘Just an annoying bug that I can smash into the ground!’

Episode 6: Rage, You Damn Nerd

“Sheesh,” Sero sighed with a bit of a frown as he rubbed his head. “Quirks aren’t a competition, yo.”

“You know, it’s still kinda weird,” Kaminari said as the show showed quick clips of the last three physical events. “Like, we’ve known Bakugo for a while now, and seeing what it was like in the early days, it’s disconcerting that the cool dude who can’t admit to anyone that he likes and stands up for his classmates like when we were facing off against that guy from Shiketsu really was a total dick at the start of the year.”

“I heard that, Sparky! Say that I like you again and I’ll kill you!”

“Yeah, like that,” Kaminari grinned, pointing a finger gun at Bakugo and giving him a smile. “You’re totally mean and bark a lot, but there’s no way you hate us.”

“Not anymore, at least,” Sero chuckled.

“Perhaps the show will provide evidence of how he changed,” Tokoyami observed. “Bakugo is intrinsically tied to Midoriya due to their history. We may be able to glean some answers.”

“I’ve ranked you all from best to worst,” Aizawa said to the gathered class before giving them their standings. “You should probably have a good idea of your standing already. I’ll just pull up the whole list; it’s not worth going over each individual’s score.”

Midoriya closed his eyes as he stood at the back with Uraraka, clenching his hand in both pain and worry. ‘The person ranked last is gonna be expelled, and the only test I was any good at was the softball throw! Can I squeak by on that score alone? I bombed the rest of the challenges!

Aizawa pressed a button on the remote he was holding on to and a hologram was projected into the air, displaying the rankings of the students. Yaoyorozu was first, followed by Todoroki, Bakugo, Iida, Tokoyami, Shoji, Ojiro, Kirishima, Ashido, Uraraka, Koda, Sato, Asui, Aoyama, Sero, Kaminari, Jiro, Hagakure, Mineta, and lastly, to Midoriya’s utter dismay, himself.

‘I’m in last place. I failed.’

“Mr. Aizawa, do you still have those results?” Hagakure asked, standing up and turning around. “I didn’t realize it at the time because I was just glad I wasn’t getting expelled, but I find it super hard to believe that Midoriya really got last.”

“Yeah,” Uraraka agreed. “Deku beat me in every event except the softball throw, the side-steps, and the sit-ups, but I still managed to get tenth place somehow. Can’t you tell us how you weighted it?”

“No,” Aizawa replied. “And it doesn’t matter anymore. If we were to do the tests again, I still wouldn’t give you my grading method. Besides…”

“And I was lying. No one’s going home.”

“There you have it,” Aizawa reminded them as almost the whole class gave him blank, stunned looks.

Aizawa gave them all a crazed grin. “That was just a rational deception to make sure you gave it your all in the tests.”

Hatsume started to laugh at the visual image that came up on screen in reaction to Aizawa’s confession. Iida’s glasses had broken, Uraraka looked mortified, and Midoriya appeared as though he’d just seen a ghost and his soul was leaving his body.

“I’m surprised the rest of you didn’t figure that out,” Yaoyorozu said with her left hand on her hip as she looked at Midoriya’s broken existence. Was that pity in her eyes? “I’m sorry. I guess I probably should have said something.”

Jiro, Mineta, and Kaminari gave her a sideways glare. ‘Yeah, you should have,’ they thought.

Yaoyorozu bowed her head. “I apologize again, everyone. I didn’t recognize the stress you all were under. Midoriya, if you want any help with that additional quirk training Mr. Aizawa and Principal Nezu mentioned, please don’t hesitate to ask for my assistance.”

“Oh, uh, sure!” Izuku agreed. “Thanks a lot Yaoyorozu! I appreciate it.”

Uraraka looked at Yaoyorozu and pouted.

“That’s it,” Aizawa said. “We’re done for the day. Pick up a syllabus in the classroom. Read it over before tomorrow morning.” He headed towards the last-place student. “Midoriya.” The boy looked up after sighing in relief. Aizawa was holding a note for the school nurse. “Take this and go have the old lady fix you up. Things are going to be tougher tomorrow when your actual training begins,” he warned him. “Make sure you’re prepared.”

“And so,” Bakugo declared like some kind of storyteller, “the hero nerd Deku, who was nothing but a weakling with a quirk he couldn’t use worth a crap at the time, was sent to his first of many visits to Recovery Girl.”

“More than a few times by you,” Uraraka shot back.

“Oh please,” Bakugo scoffed. “Deku sent himself to Recovery Girl more times than anyone else combined did. Hey, Deku! You got a list or something for how many visits you’ve had to the nurse’s office?”

Izuku slowly nodded his head. “Uh… yeah, I do.”

“How many times?”

“Including the Sports Festival and training camp, eighteen.”

“How many times did I send you there?”

“...Three.”

“And Todoroki?”

“...Twice. Sato and Kaminari once each too. When we fought All Might in the final, that had me going to see her too.”

“And all the rest?”

Izuku sighed. “Those were all my fault.”

Bakugo barked a gruff laugh. “Hear that, Round Face? Deku’s his own worst enemy, not me.”

“That’s a good point,” Ojiro conceded.

“Perhaps we should keep track of the number of times Midoriya either does something recklessly dangerous or puts himself in harm’s way?” Yaoyorozu suggested.

“Please don’t,” Izuku begged.

“I already have one,” Todoroki quietly offered.

“Aizawa, that was a rotten move.”

Everyone’s attention returned to the screen as All Might’s face took up the entire scene.

Aizawa stopped and turned towards All Might, the much bigger man in his yellow suit with his hands on his hips. “All Might. So you were watching.” He turned away, not bothering to look at the number one celebrity hero anymore. “No talk shows today?”

Kendo made a grimacing smile. “I did not realize how much they—”

“...but you’re not exactly known for being lighthearted,” All Might accused him. The camera flashed back to when All Might was in the office, reading the teacher’s directory. “I read your file. Last year you expelled an entire class of freshmen students.”

The sound of a falling pin could have been heard as everyone’s stomachs dropped hearing All Might’s words, while Aizawa gave them a crazed, excited grin that none of them dared to turn around to see. No stomachs dropped harder than Izuku’s, Uraraka’s, Yaoyorozu’s, and Mineta’s.

For Izuku it was the realization that Aizawa wasn’t saying those things to trick him, but he really was planning on kicking him out and would have done so if he hadn’t impressed him in how he used One For All.

Uraraka nearly lost it because her best friend, who she now finally admitted to herself she maybe sorta liked in that kind of way, had almost been booted to the curb just as he’d gotten the chance to strive towards his dream.

Yaoyorozu’s heart clenched and her body froze as she realized that on the very first test UA had given her, she’d been completely and utterly wrong, and had blazed through it with a false sense of self-confidence; smug in the belief that their teacher would never actually expel a student so flippantly.

Finally, Mineta’s crisis rose from the knowledge that he’d just barely managed to rank above Midoriya. If the test was redone, as he’d wondered earlier, with the same conditions, and Aizawa really didn’t have any qualms with expelling students who underperformed… then he’d be looking at a one-way ticket out of UA’s hero course.

“You have no problem kicking students out,” All Might continued as these thoughts whirled through the heads of the captive audience. “Anyone you deem unworthy.”

Bakugo flinched. There was that word again. “Unworthy.” I am worthy, dammit! Stop showing my all the stupid sh*t I did all over again, making me question myself! I’m going to be the number one, not Deku!

“You were planning to send last place home.” All Might made a finger gun, pointing it at Aizawa. “So that can only mean… you see the same kind of potential in Young Midoriya that I do.”

Aizawa turned back towards his new colleague. “What’s this about? It almost sounds like you’ve been in his corner the whole time.”

“And now I know why,” Aizawa sighed.

“All Might’s favouritism for the boy since school started certainly makes more sense now that we know he’s his chosen successor,” Kayama agreed.

Aizawa was walking away. “He doesn’t have zero potential, I admit. If that were the case, I would have sent him straight home after class without hesitation. It’s cruel to let a kid keep dreaming of something that will never come true.”

Izuku blinked, feeling the weight pitted in his core lessen. “Oh, I see,” he muttered. Mr. Aizawa was doing the same thing All Might did back when I first met him. If I hadn’t managed to grow at least a little, he was going to give me the same reality check All Might did when he told me I couldn’t be a hero. Can’t be one without a quirk, but also can’t be one with a self-destructive quirk. Maybe I couldn’t have continued at UA, but it may have been possible to go to another school like Shiketsu or Ketsubutsu, though that would have meant leaving home to go live on my own in another city.

“I would have gone with you, Deku.”

Izuku yelped in surprise. Of course. He’d been mutt—wait, what!?

Uraraka was looking at his shoes with a slight blush joining the permanent pink circles on her cheeks. “If Mr. Aizawa had expelled you, I think… I might’ve left UA too.” She awkwardly ran a hand through her hair, still avoiding eye contact.

Izuku could only stare at her as Iida smiled in the corner of his eye. “Uraraka…”

“I might have as well,” Iida offered. “UA may have the best hero program, but if they couldn’t see the value in you after what you did during the entrance exam, then, I just may have joined you at a different school too.”

Aizawa felt his phone buzz. That hadn’t happened since he got here. Retrieving it from his pocket, the Erasure Hero saw that he had a new text message… from the woman sitting on the couch next to him.

They Made This Woman A Teacher: So, tell me honestly, had you expelled Midoriya, would he still be back in class the next morning like last year’s class, or would he have been one of the few who actually never came back?

Aizawa gave her a deadpan stare. Kayama was staring back at him, but with an unassuming cheeky smile on her face as she held onto her phone in an awkward position, considering that Nezu was sitting on her lap again. He returned to his phone.

Me: Yes.

Midoriya was groaning as he walked away from the main campus building. “I’m so tired…” he groaned. A hand reached out from behind the youth, touching Midoriya on the shoulder. Midoriya stopped, looking back, and saw Iida standing there. Midoriya jolted in surprise. “H-hey there, Iida!”

“How’s the broken finger doing?” Iida asked him.

Midoriya appeared to calm down a little as he showed off his hand, his finger wrapped up in a bandage. “O-oh, it’s doing fine, thanks to Recovery Girl.”

Jiro smirked. “Midoriya, did you really used to scream at everything?”

A small laugh gurgled in Izuku’s throat as he looked back at the musically talented Jiro. “W-well, I hadn’t been conscious the last time Recovery Girl used her quirk on me, so I didn’t actually see the way her lips could stretch out about four feet to kiss someone, or that her quirk activated through her lips, so it kinda freaked me out a bit in the moment.”

“Yeah,” Shoji said, placing a hand up to his mask. “It was really surprising when we saw her use it on you at the end of the exam.”

“...but healing takes energy,” Recovery Girl explained as Midoriya thought of his visit to her office.

“Hey, you’re in your regular uniform,” Kaminari said. “Wait, did you seriously get changed while your finger was broken?”

“Get too many big injuries, your stamina will be shot, and you’ll die instead of healing,” Recovery Girl said with a chipper attitude as she retrieved a Kamui Woods Pez dispenser, “so be careful.”

“You mean this could kill me!?” Midoriya asked.

“I guess it’s a good thing you got One For All under control, then,” Sero said.

“Yes,” Uraraka added. “Please no more big injuries, Deku.”

Izuku nodded. “I’ll work harder, so that none of you worry.”

‘...hurry up and learn to control my power,’ Midoriya promised himself, the scene back to his walking home after school.

“I was a bit concerned by Mr. Aizawa’s approach to class,” Iida admitted as he walked next to Midoriya. “But I trust the school’s judgement. UA is the top program. Even so, lying is downright immoral.”

Midoriya smiled. ‘I thought he was scary, but that’s not it. He’s just really serious about school.’

Uraraka’s face took over the screen again as she called out to the two boys, running towards them. “Hey! Wait up you two! Are you going to the station? I’ll join you guys!”

‘It’s that girl again!’ Midoriya thought.

“Uh-huh,” Ashido uttered with a monster grin. “It definitely is ‘that girl’ again, Midori.”

“...the infinity girl,” Iida remembered as Uraraka reached them.

Uraraka stopped, giving both a bubbly smile. “I’m Ochaco Uraraka,” she introduced herself. “Let’s see. You are Tenya Iida, and your name is Deku, right? Midoriya?”

““Deku”?” Midoriya asked, recoiling back a smidge in surprise.

Uraraka looked at him, slightly confused. “Uh, yeah. Isn’t that what Bakugo called you? During the fitness test, he said…”

Uraraka pointed up, and the camera panned up and showed a cartoon caricature of Bakugo exploding his hand and shouting, “Deku, you bastard!”

Several people chuckled to themselves at the sight. “Well, she’s not wrong about that,” Kendo giggled.

“Uh, well, my name’s actually Izuku.” Midoriya explained with an anxious expression. This truly was the third time he’d talked to a girl, after all. “Deku is what Kacchan calls me to make fun of me.”

“That’s unsportsmanlike,” Iida replied, a slight frown on his face as he cupped his chin.

“Oh, I didn’t realize that! I’m sorry,” Uraraka apologized, before turning that around with an excited smile. “But you know what? I like “Deku.” It could make a great hero name! Plus I think it sounds kinda cute.”

“Deku it is!”

“WHAT!?” Izuku was surprised to hear Bakugo being the one to roar that question. He was standing, hands gripping the railing in front of him as he shouted at Izuku. “You let her call you Deku for months and you chose that as your damn hero name all because Uraraka said it sounded, “cute!?” You’re whipped, you damn nerd!”

Izuku couldn’t say anything in response, because he really had nothing he could say. Izuku didn’t even think it was possible to even be whipped without having a girlfriend, and ever since Bakugo and his other bullies had ground his self-esteem into the dirt, a girlfriend was a luxury he’d never dared dream about having. Even so, he couldn't ignore the burning sensation on his cheeks. “I’m, uh… I’m gonna goOo get some water,” he muttered to his seatmates, face overheating yet again, even more intensely because of the voice crack.

“Yeah, you get that water, Dekuuu,” Ashido teased as he moved away from his couch.

“You’re going to need it, Dekuuu,” Jiro joined in.

“The name suits you, Dekuuu, ‘cause you’re both so cuuute,” Hagakure added, wiggling back and forth as she emphasized her final word just as Izuku passed in front of her.

Mineta and Kaminari clenched their fists in jealousy. “Midoriya…!”

“Would all of you quit it?” Uraraka asked, screwing her eyes shut and beating her fists up and down in front of her. “Yer makin’ Deku feel uncomfortable.”

“Yes, ladies, please, stop harassing Midoriya in public like this,” Yaoyorozu insisted. “Such poor decorum is unbecoming of hero students.”

Nezu sighed. “Oh, isn’t it lovely to see the students having fun, Kayama?” She nodded her head and purred in agreement.

All Might was looking at his folded up hero costume from his silver age, holding up the red and white fabric in his bony hands. ‘You don’t have time to relax, Midoriya,’ he thought, in direct contrast to the easy way Midoriya had been narrating about surviving his first day at UA and making friends. ‘Not yet. The real test begins tomorrow.’

“Yeah,” Sato agreed as the screen faded to black. “Our first combat training was the first full day of classes.”

Tokoyami lowered his head slightly. “And the first match had Midoriya vs Bakugo.”

“I don’t really want to watch that again,” Koda said, starting to tremble. Sato patted him on the shoulder.

UA faded back in, Narrator Midoriya narrating over their classroom with Present Mic standing in front of the blackboard. “UA’s hero course curriculum. There are normal core classes like English, they meet in the mornings.”

Present Mic turned towards the students, four English sentences on the board behind him, “The man whom I respect most is my father,” “This is the house in which he lived,” “I well remember the day on which we both met,” and “Please tell me that all you know.” Opening his mouth while holding open the textbook in his hand, Present Mic asked, “Now, which of these four sentences contains a mistake?”

Aizawa shook his head as he heard the thoughts of his students. “Ashido, Kaminari, Jiro, Bakugo, I hope you haven’t forgotten that your regular classes are just as important as everything else.”

Ashido straightened up in her seat. “Ah! Yes, sir!”

“I wish we had more science classes,” Izuku muttered as he sat back down in his seat with his water while Mic tried to get them energized.

Hatsume giggled. “Heh heh heh, we do in the Support Course, Midoriya!”

Iida chopped his hand down. “Stop trying to poach him, Hatsume!”

‘The relative pronoun’s wrong in the last one,’ Midoriya recognized as Yaoyorozu raised her hand from her seat at the end of his column.

“Yaoyorozu, lay it on us!” Mic called on her.

Tetsutetsu placed his hands around his mouth and shouted, “Nerds!” Though with the manner in which he inflected his voice, even Izuku could tell he was only teasing the two and not insulting them the way Bakugo would have made it sound.

“We eat lunch in the main cafeteria,” Narrator Midoriya continued as the show presented the cafeteria for their viewing pleasure, “where we can buy pretty tasty stuff on the cheap.”

Lunch Rush got a stylistic intro, the Cook Hero giving a thumbs-up as he said, “White rice is the perfect comfort food, isn’t it?”

“So I’ve been meaning to ask,” Kamimoto inquired, putting her bottle of cider down as onscreen Midoriya fanboyed over the chef, “how does Lunch Rush talk?”

Nezu looked over at their caretaker. “Whatever do you mean, Miss Kamimoto?”

She pointed to her face. “Like, he doesn’t have a mouth, does he?” she asked. “Or a neck? I can’t tell. This is honestly one of the only times he shows up in the whole show.”

“That’s just his costume,” Aizawa replied. “That tube connects to Lunch Rush’s mouth. It’s a support item.”

“Okay, but then that chef’s hat of his covers his whole head,” Kamimoto continued. “How does he even see what he’s cooking? You know what? Forget it. I’ll talk about this later tonight when I’m properly drunk.” She folded her arms, then unfolded them to pick up her cider bottle and took a big pull.

Buff All Might’s chin dominated the screen, the camera slowly panning up to the rest of his face, as he declared, “I AM HERE…”

Midoriya gasped, smiling wide with big, bright eyes, as he turned to look at the door.

Someone snapped a picture.

All Might leaned through the opened door, finishing his introduction with, “...coming through the door like a hero!”

As All Might’s theme started up, the class getting excited to see that it was really true that All Might would be teaching them Hero Basic Training, Todoroki looked down at his green-haired friend in the front row. “Midoriya, you trained with All Might almost every day for ten months, right? How were you still so excited to see him?”

“Are you seriously asking that?” Kaminari piped up before Izuku could answer. “It’s freaking All Might, dude. You saw Midoriya’s room, right? It’s absolutely decked out in All Merch.”

“All Might’s shine is never-ending,” Aoyama agreed. “No matter how often you see it, it’s never tiring.”

I beg to differ, Aizawa grumbled to himself.

Asui placed a finger to her chin. “I agree, ribbit. I bet even if All Might became Midoriya’s step-father or something and he saw him every day Midoriya would still be excited.”

Both All Might and Izuku spat out their drinks.

“S-step-dad!?” Izuku cried.

“I have nothing but respect for Mrs. Midoriya, Young Asui,” All Might insisted. “She just happens to look like my mentor, that’s all! Besides, Midoriya’s mother is married if I remember correctly, and I’m far too old to even consider a relationship.”

Izuku started to whip around while Ashido cackled next to him, but Iida placed a hand on his shoulder and smiled gently at him. “No need to get worked up in the moment, Midoriya. I’m sure you’ll have the opportunity to talk about it with him later.”

“But wouldn’t having All Might as a dad be, like, super cool?” Uraraka asked with a bright grin.

Izuku looked down, eyes watering slightly as he imagined it. Sure, it was a fantasy he’d always had as a kid, and it had been in his thoughts in recent months due to Todoroki’s conspiracy theory of him being All Might’s secret love child. Having All Might as a dad would be super cool, especially since he’d sort of filled that role the past year a bit while he was training him, and it really didn’t help that Hisashi wasn’t in his life much at all these days. Izuku couldn’t even recall the last time he’d spoken to his father on the phone.

But still… All Might would have to go through him before he even considered asking his mom out on a date! Idol or not!

Unaware of his successor’s current thoughts on the prospects of him fostering a relationship with said boy’s mother, All Might announced to the class that, “Today’s lesson will pull no punches!” as he drew out a white card with big red letters spelling ‘BATTLE’ on it.

Bakugo grinned, eagerly looking forward to, “Fight training!”

Midoriya in the seat behind him had his expression drop into a worried gulp. “Real combat?”

All Might wasn’t done with the theatrics, continuing his announcement of today’s lesson with flair. “But one of the keys to being a hero is… looking good!” He nearly threw his whole body to the side, pointing to the wall of their classroom, where built-in racks started to come out, holding onto suitcases that were all adorned with the seat numbers of the students in bright green letters. “These were designed for you based on your quirk registration forms and the requests you sent in before school started.”

“Oh yeah!” Ojiro exclaimed. “Our hero costumes!”

“A lot of us have had some upgrades and redesigns since the start of the year,” Iida said. “Seeing everyone in our original costumes again will be somewhat nostalgic.”

“You know, we haven’t actually seen you guys in costume yet,” Kendo said.

“That’s right, and not all of us have seen yours yet either,” Izuku replied. He quickly amended his statement. “Your class’ costumes, I mean. We’ve all kinda seen your qipao because of your commercial with Uwabami.”

“Does that hairspray actually work as advertised or was there lots of CG gussying you guys up?” Asui asked.

“Actually, the hairspray worked quite well,” Yaoyorozu said. “They exaggerated a bit for the commercial, but the product was effective.”

Maybe I should get some, Uraraka thought.

The same upbeat track that had played during Midoriya’s manly training montage kicked in as All Might stood in front of the tunnel entrance/exit of Ground Beta, the students of 1-A slowly appearing out of the darkness in front of him. Bakugo, Yaoyorozu, Iida, Shoji, Kaminari, Asui, and Uraraka’s forms in their hero costumes became visible as they took strides towards him.

All Might nodded. “They say that clothes make the pros young ladies and gentlemen, and behold, you are the proof!” The screen got a close-up on Bakugo’s grenade-shaped gauntlet, Uraraka’s belt, and the additional boosters on Iida’s legs as All Might continued. “Take this to heart. From now on, you are all…” A stylized shot panned up on the students, “heroes in training!” All Might grinned again, the camera doing a slow right to left pan over all of Midoriya’s classmates in their costumes.

“We look so awesome!” Ashido cheered, getting out her phone and taking pictures again.

“I’m with All Might,” Ojiro agreed, clenching his fist. “This is getting me pumped just watching.”

“Man, I wish we had this soundtrack follow us around in real life,” Kaminari sighed. “It really hypes things up.”

“Well Kendo?” Aoyama asked. “Isn’t my costume très stylish?”

The ginger looked at his outfit for the moment it was currently on screen. “Are those Kamina sunglasses?”

“No, they don’t have the right shape,” Kirishima softly countered. “Kamina sunglasses would be more like a star, those look like wings.”

“Todoroki, what the heck is your costume?” Tetsutetsu asked. “You trying to rival Gang Orca for the “Heroes Who Look Like Villains” list?”

“So that’s everyone but Midoriya,” Kendo said as the episode commercial break/transition occurred. “What did his first costume look like?”

“The clothing allowance,” Narrator Midoriya explained as a large envelope with the same words on it faded in over a blurry image of UA’s main campus building. “Before we enrolled at UA High, we submitted our quirk registration forms, which included physical measurements and any desired costume designs to an exclusive clothing company designated by the school.”

“Bureaucracy…” droned Jiro, hanging her head while the show revealed Iida’s, Bakugo’s, and Aoyama’s submissions. “Why does it exist?”

“Because it needs to for any system to function properly,” Yaoyorozu explained. “If there wasn’t a system set up, how else do you think we’d be obtaining our hero costumes by the first day of classes?”

“Even though dealing with bureaucrats can sometimes be a pain…” All Might grimaced.

“Politicians write the rules, bureaucrats get stuck with the crap job of figuring out how to enforce them,” Aizawa corrected him as the show presented Midoriya three weeks before school, going over the paperwork he’d need to do. “If you want to blame anyone, blame the politicians, not the bureaucracy.”

Midoriya jolted upright as he came to a realization. “But I’m already registered as having no quirk! Oh no, what should I do?”

“Hm… that would be a problem,” Iida agreed.

“Quirk registration?” All Might was on the phone in the staff room at UA, clearly speaking to Midoriya. “Yeah, you can update that, not a problem.”

“Wait, we can do that!?” Kaminari asked, shocked and surprised by that.

“Hush,” Hagakure said. “Midoriya’s dad is talking.”

“All Might is not my father!” Izuku exclaimed. Quietly, he mumbled to himself in a voice that probably only Iida or Ashido could hear, “Though that would be really cool.”

“…when they enter elementary school?” All Might asked. Midoriya’s nodding face was replaced by a graphic of a smiling woman holding up her hand with a fountain spraying up out of her raised index finger. Her quirk description was captioned as ‘Sends out the water from her body’. “Well, there are plenty of cases where people discover that their quirks aren’t exactly what they thought they were at first.” A buzzer sounded as a blue ‘X’ appeared over the description. It and the graphic changed to include little water bubbles swirling around her hand flowing towards her fingertip, the caption being altered to read ‘Turns moisture in the air into water’. “You’re allowed to revise your forms once or twice when you understand your powers better,” All Might explained as a red circle appeared over the description, accompanied by a ding.

“Huh, I never knew that,” Sero said, placing a hand to his chin.

Yaoyorozu also cupped her chin in her hand. “Maybe I should double-check my registration form with the government, just to be sure it’s correct.”

“…none before, I’m sure they’ll want you to update things. Look, just march in there and tell them you wanna—”

“Hi! I’m home!” Inko Midoriya said as she returned to the apartment, startling her son and causing him to accidentally hang up on All Might.

Ashido gasped. “Midori!” she scolded with fake outrage. “How could you?”

“Hanging up on All Might?” Jiro shook her head and clicked her tongue.

“You should be ashamed of yourself, Midoriya,” Iida chuckled.

Izuku laughed for a moment before he stopped himself. “Wait, did I ever apologize for that? I can’t remember. Sorry All Might!”

Uraraka giggled as the rest of the students and staff either stared or laughed. “Don’t every change, Deku.”

Inko Midoriya pulled out a green and white tracksuit from her bag with a big flourish and a bright smile. “Congratulations! I’m so proud you got into UA!”

“Hey, isn’t that your costume?” Mineta asked. “So your mom got it for you, huh?”

Izuku smiled and nodded, feeling warmth in his chest instead of the reams of embarrassment he’d already felt today. “Yeah. That’s why I haven’t changed the base much since we started. It may be for silly sentimental reasons, but I like it.”

Inko was explaining that she spotted a page open in his hero notebook, revealing the drawing that they’d all seen in the outro a number of times now, the words ‘Cool like All Might’ labeling the drawing. “...maaaaaybe happened to peek at your notebook.”

“Seriously?” Midoriya asked his mom, clearly embarrassed.

Inko looked down at the suit in her hands, a sad look coming to her face. “To be honest with you, I’ve been feeling really terrible lately, about something I said to you.” The scene jumped back to when she had been hugging little four-year-old Izuku, both of them crying the night he’d been diagnosed as quirkless. “I think you might’ve felt that I gave up on you a while back. But now look at you. You persevered and kept chasing your dream like a real champion!” His mom’s admission made Midoriya smile softly at her. “I’m sorry, Izuku,” Inko’s eyes were wet with fresh tears while she smiled at her boy and held up the costume, “and I promise I’ll support you with everything I’ve got from now on!”


Midoriya took the costume in his hands. ‘It’s a gift from my mom, so of course it’s what I’m gonna wear!’

Hatsume swung her legs back and forth a little as she leaned forward. “You know what, Muscles? That’s not a bad sentiment. Normally hero types have really stupid reasons for inane costume requests, but I like that one. I’ll be sure to keep it in mind for any future costume improvements you want!” She gave Izuku a thumbs-up and a nice grin.

Uraraka noticed Midoriya entering Ground Beta from the tunnel, all changed into his costume. “Hey, Deku!”

The boy noticed the girl too. “Uraraka!” She strode towards him, and a blush emerged on Midoriya’s face underneath his mask.

Iida once again tried to distract Uraraka, but Ashido again jumped onto Izuku and restrained her class rep’s arms. Izuku gasped, blushing as he felt Ashido’s boobs press into his lap, and tried not to pass out or scream.

He managed not to pass out, but only half-succeeded on not screaming. Uraraka looked at her two friends with a bemused expression, before realizing that Deku would only react like this again if something embarrassing was about to happen and he’d warned Iida about it.

Specifically, something embarrassing revolving around her.

“I love your costume!” Uraraka was saying. “Not too flashy, you know?”

Said girl turned her eyes back to the screen, and they widened while her lips grew very small. Both of her hands came up to her lips

The background changed from Ground Beta to a field of pink, with bubbles, shining sparkles, and twinkling stars decorating it as the camera panned up this field, Uraraka in her hero costume centred while the girl rubbed the back of her head, eyes closed and a faint blush underneath her eyes.

Uraraka didn’t even hear what she had said that day to him. The other students were cheering and hooting and whistling. Ashido and Hagakure were gushing, Jiro and Kaminari were both mercilessly teasing Deku, she couldn’t see Aoyama’s expression given where he was sitting, but she heard him say something like, “I knew it,” and Iida gave her a resigned look.

“I apologize,” he softly whispered to her. “Midoriya confided about this to me at lunch. He was concerned about what you’d think of him if you found out. He doesn’t want this to affect your friendship with him.”

Uraraka blinked. This was… more than she had been expecting to take in, to be honest. She needed to think about it. “No, it’s okay, Iida. And don’t worry, Deku,” she said, turning towards the cherry boy sitting at the other end of the couch, looking like a limp piece of broccoli with a maraschino cherry between the trees. “I’m not about to start thinking you’re a pervy creep or anything like that. I’m… flattered, actually. I had no idea you liked my costume that much.”

Yeah, liked her costume. Sure. That was a good way of putting it, right? There was no way he actually felt anything for her the same way she thought he was amazing and hot and cute and hot, right?

Right?

...Ochaco, his first reaction to seeing you in your skin-tight bodysuit costume was to blush up a storm, slap his hands over his mouth to keep from saying anything, and fill his vision with nothing but you an’ dizzying amounts of pink cuteness. Don’t delude yourself. Deku likes you.

HOW THE f*ck DIDN’T I SEE HIM LOOKING AT ME LIKE THAT ALL THESE MONTHS!?

Maybe… just maybe… confessing before the end of season one wouldn’t turn out so bad?

The show continued on, ignorant of the feelings of two of the major players amongst the students. “Not quite!” All Might answered Iida’s question of if they’d be doing urban battles like their entrance exam again. “I’m going to move you two steps ahead! Most of the villain fights you see on the news take place outside. However, statistically speaking, run-ins with the most dastardly evil-doers take place indoors.”

“He’s got a point there,” Ojiro agreed, nodding his head. “We’ve learned more about that in class since then.”

“…secret underground lairs,” All Might continued. “Truly intelligent criminals stay hidden in the shadows. For this training exercise you’ll be split into teams of good guys and bad guys and fight two-on-two indoor battles!”

“You guys had this exercise first too?” Tetsutetsu asked Kirishima.

“Yeah,” the redhead said. “I was teamed up with Sero. We totally rocked it against Tokoyami and Asui.” He looked towards the screen. “Man, I hope it shows our fight.”

“It only shows the first two!” Kamimoto declared loud enough for them all to hear. “Sorry if that disappoints the rest of you.”

“Aw man…” Ashido whined.

“And I was looking forward to witnessing my sparkle in action,” Aoyama pouted.

“What happened in yours, Kendo?” Yaoyorozu asked.

“I was paired up with Setsuna,” she replied. “We were the hero team in our run, and it was kind of an unfair advantage, given how Setsuna’s quirk works. We beat Tetsutetsu and Awase pretty easily.”

“Setsuna Tokage…” Izuku muttered, flipping down the foldable table wedged between his and Iida’s cushions. He plopped the notebook he’d grabbed earlier for notetaking down and quickly began writing with the pen he’d picked up. “Her quirk is Lizard Tail Splitter, right? Being able to detach her body parts and fly around with them would be pretty effective. Did she detach one of her eyes and her hands so that she could find and touch the weapon?”

Kendo nodded her head. “Yeah. I just ran around and caused a ruckus, managing to distract both Awase and Tetsu, and then Setsuna placed one of her hands on the weapon to win.”

All Might was explaining the situation, the screen showing a 16-bit mock-up of the scenario for the training exercise. “...the good guys either have to catch the evildoers or recover the weapon. Likewise, the bad guys succeed if they protect their payload or capture the heroes.”

“At least you stuck to the script,” Aizawa said.

“How long did it take the two of you to teach classes without your lesson plans in front of you?” All Might asked. “I feel like this show’s going to knock on me a bit for my inexperience.”

“It takes some time,” Kayama assured him, patting All Might on the shoulder. “Nobody starts out an expert teacher in their first year, and this was one of your first classes, so don’t feel bad.”

“Sticking to your lesson plan when you’re just starting is perfectly fine,” Aizawa answered. “It’s when you’re green and you start trying to wing it that you run into trouble.”

Nezu nodded. “I quite agree. Your students may tease you for it, but you are just as much a novice to teaching as they are to being professional heroes. In time you’ll become a fine educator.”

The pink background with the bubbles and sparkles and twinkling stars appeared again as it showed Midoriya and Uraraka together after the teams decided by lot were all shown. Uraraka looked really excited that she and Midoriya were together as a team. “Wow, what are the chances? We’re a team!”

‘Oh my gosh!’ A madly blushing under his mask Midoriya thought in a panic. ‘I have to make a good impression on her!’

“A good impression, eh?” Ashido elbowed Izuku with that catlike grin on her face. More than half the students were giving both Izuku and Uraraka teasing grins, while the two students themselves were blushing and looking down at their shoes, fidgeting with their fingers and clearly doing everything possible to not look at each other.

“Is that what we’re calling it these days?” Ojiro asked.

“These kids are just too cute,” Kayama sighed, placing her hand to her cheek and smiling warmly down at them.

Midoriya was shaking after having caught sight of Bakugo glaring at him, intimidated and seemingly discouraged. But slowly, Midoriya clenched his fist and forced a determined look into his face and eyes beneath his mask and returned Bakugo’s glare, making the Explosion user flinch and growl.

“This fight is probably going to be more intense than I remember,” Sato said.

“It has been a few months,” Todoroki agreed.

Tokoyami nodded. “And this time, we know a bit more of the history between Bakugo and Midoriya.”

Bakugo clicked his tongue in irritation. All of this was old news. None of it mattered anymore, and if he remembered how it went right, he probably wasn’t going to come out of this looking pretty. However, he hadn’t come out of it looking pretty the first time, and that was when none of these extras even knew him at the time. They’d either get over it or they didn’t matter.

Besides, if this show was going to show everything Deku did, then before they got to “future” that he’d signed on to watch, they’d end up seeing the fight between himself and the nerd.

f*ck. He’d made himself weak and vulnerable to Deku. Everyone would see that.

All Might stood outside of the entrance to Battle Centre A as Bakugo and Iida filed in, giving the two young men a word of advice. “Young Iida. Young Bakugo. The key to being successful in this challenge is to embody villainy. Think from the perspective of an evildoer.” Bakugo turned to look at where Midoriya was standing, looking intently at his right hand and flexing his fingers.

“Got it!” Iida replied.

“If things go too far, I’ll step in,” All Might stated.

“Understood!”

Bakugo growled.

“Man, you certainly were frustrated,” Tetsutetsu noted.

“Of course I was, you idiot,” Bakugo replied. “Damn nerd never had a quirk all our lives, then suddenly gets a quirk and gets into UA and then explodes his finger with so much power? He’d always pissed me off before, but the whole damn mystery just took the f*cking cake.”

Iida had just rapped his fist against the fake nuclear weapon when Bakugo called out to him. “Hey! Do you really think Deku has a quirk?”

His teammate turned around to look at Bakugo. “You saw how he threw that ball,” he plainly answered. “Though I think his power hurts his body.” Bakugo scoffed. “Why is it that you seem to be especially angry when it comes to Midoriya?” The background surrounding Bakugo became a violent red in the place of the interior of the building.

“Because Midoriya’s nothing but a bug in his eyes,” Yaoyorozu commented with a scowl and folded arms. Uraraka almost mirrored her.

Bakugo’s shoulders were shaking. ‘Was he seriously just tricking me all these years?’ The blond questioned. A crazed smile appeared on his face. ‘I’m gonna roast that damn nerd today!’

“You always look so scary,” Kaminari whimpered. “Can you tone it down a notch?”

“Grow a spine, Dunce Face.”

“Wait,” Kirishima said, looking back towards his seatmate as the scene shifted focus back to Midoriya and Uraraka. “You thought Midoriya was tricking you into thinking he didn’t have a quirk?”

“Because that’s something that Midoriya would do,” Asui said with a roll of her eyes.

Todoroki looked to his left at Bakugo’s couch. “If you’ve known what Midoriya was like since you were little kids, how could you entertain such a dumb idea?”

“You can’t talk, Todoroki!” Izuku blurted out.

Todoroki shifted his stance and looked down at his friend. “What do you mean?”

“All Might is not my dad!” Izuku repeated.

“Jury’s out on that,” Todoroki replied.

“...threatening us with some kind of punishment like Mr. Aizawa,” Uraraka said cheerfully to Midoriya. “We can relax—Ah! You’re sweating through your costume!” she gasped, eyes almost popping out in surprise.

“Well… it’s just because we’re up against Kacchan…” Midoriya shakily answered.

“Wow Midoriya,” Hatsume said, smiling and seemingly excited. “You had like, no confidence at all despite how powerful you are! You’re almost like that third-year student I’ve heard about. What’s his name again? Uh… Amakitty?”

Uraraka’s constant smile had faded into a concerned frown. “Oh, right. Bakugo. He’s the one who’s always making fun of you.”

“And you’d better never do it again!” Uraraka growled.

Bakugo just clicked his tongue again, but didn’t give her an angry retort.

“And he’s amazing,” Midoriya stated.

“Hey, hey, is he defending Bakugo?” Mineta asked.

Shoji nodded. “Yeah, sounds like it.”

“Seems a bit odd, though,” Ojiro commented, “to admire the guy who beat the crap out of you as a kid.”

Aizawa grumbled into his scarf. “I’m glad we’ve established a plan to deal with this already.”

Kayama nodded, while Nezu said, “I agree. Allowing Midoriya to keep idolizing his former bully like this is not healthy for him.”

“But the image of victory in his mind is firmly entrenched around Young Bakugo,” All Might sighed. “It’ll be difficult for him to change that mindset.”

“Hey, did I hear that right, Midori?” Ashido asked. “Did you just put down One For All and say that Bakugo’s quirk was better than yours?” She growled in frustration. “You nincompoop! You destroyed one of those giant robots in the entrance exam with a single mega punch! No way Bakugo’s explosions could do that!”

Uraraka smiled a little at Midoriya’s declaration that he needed to do better and his refusal to lose. “So it’s a fated battle between rivals?”

Midoriya reacted with a bout of panic. “Oh, not that I’m trying to get you wrapped up in my fight or anything!”

“Are you kidding?” Uraraka asked him, jumping up in excitement. “We’re a team, right? Let’s win this!”

“You guys are adorable. How are you not dating?” Jiro asked, completely deadpan, mostly looking at Uraraka and completely aware of what they’d talked about at lunch.

Neither teen dared look one another in the eye.

“All right!” All Might announced from the observation room over speakers. “Let’s begin the indoor combat training! Team A and Team D, your time starts now!” The scene switched to the observation room, where All Might stood in front of the other students of 1-A as they watched through the monitors. “Pay attention, kids,” he instructed. “Think about what you would do.”

‘Young Midoriya,’ he thought to himself as he put in an earpiece and picked up his clipboard. ‘In this class, you’re just another student. I’ll grade you as I would anyone else, without playing favourites.”

Aizawa raised an eyebrow. “Oh? And were you able to do that? Not play favourites with your protégé on the first real day of classes?”

“For the most part, yes, Aizawa, I was,” All Might answered proudly.

Midoriya and Uraraka were walking through the narrow corridors of the building after their infiltration, keeping an eye out for their opponents and the weapon.

“Just watching this is making me tense,” Kendo said, “since I don’t know what’s coming. It’s kind of exciting.”

“The action should be starting soon,” Kirishima said. “Like Bakugo said earlier, he doesn’t come across as very heroic, but he’s playing the villain for the exercise.”

“Yeah, and he’s very convincing at that,” Kaminari teased.

‘I still have basically no control over One For All,’ Midoriya went over in his head as Uraraka followed closely behind him, keeping her own eyes peeled. ‘I can’t risk using it. If I did, I’d probably end up killing someone.’

“Oh yeah, that’s a good point,” Ashido remembered. “With that much power and no control, you’d turn anyone you punched into a pancake.”

Now she remembers, Aizawa mentally groaned.

“To go into the first battle trial handicapping yourself in order not to hurt yourself or your opponent,” Tetsutetsu muttered. “Not ideal, but that takes some serious guts, especially when you’re up against someone like Bakugo.”

Bakugo suddenly appeared, leaping from around a corner and charging at Midoriya. The green-costumed hero in training dove out of the way from the extended arm and explosion from Bakugo’s surprise attack, hooking Uraraka with his arm and getting her clear as well. “Uraraka! You okay?”

“I’m fine, thanks,” she said, pushing herself back up as he got off of her. She looked at him in concern, half of his face was visible as his mask was torn. “Oh! Deku!”

“It’s just my mask,” he assured her, crouched and getting ready to move.

Bakugo waved the dust from his explosion away, standing tall and looking down on the two heroes. A big gouge had been torn into the concrete wall from his quirk’s power. “What’s the matter, Deku?” he taunted. “Afraid to stand up and fight me?”

Midoriya rose to his feet. “I knew you’d come at me first. I figured you’d try to catch me by surprise.”

“It’s totally different, being able to hear what they’re talking about now,” Mineta said.

“But now that we have prior context, it’s not all that surprising,” Tokoyami noted.

“It’s a viable strategy,” All Might informed Kirishima in response to his disapproval of a sneak attack being unmanly. “He’s playing the part; acting like a true villain would.”

“It didn’t work!” Ashido said excitedly. “Midoriya dodged him!”

“I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again,” Ashido proudly commented. “You dodge good, Midori!”

“I won’t hurt you so bad they’ll have to stop the fight,” Bakugo told Midoriya as he closed in on him. “Just close!”

Uraraka smiled. And here’s that right hook that Deku’s talked about, she thought, watching her partner dodge into Bakugo’s swing and grab his arm instead.

“Midoriya, do you know martial arts?” Kendo asked in surprise as she watched him throw Bakugo over his shoulder.

“N-not really,” Izuku admitted. “I never really had the time or ability to go to a dojo or anything. I’ve just taken notes and tried to copy moves I’ve watched other heroes do.”

“If you want, I could teach you some karate in our spare time,” Kendo offered.

“And I could show you some of the Gunhead martial arts I learned at my internship,” Uraraka added.

Izuku felt a bit overwhelmed at the sudden offers of help from the two girls. “Uh, thanks! I’ll do my best!”

Kendo smirked at the other girl’s sudden eagerness. Too obvious.

“Kacchan,” Midoriya huffed as the music that really seemed to be Midoriya’s heroic theme rose to its crescendo, “you always use a big right hook to start a fight. I know because I’ve watched you for years. I analyzed every amazing hero, even you. I wanted to learn everything I could about them. It was all in the notebook you burned and threw away.”

Bakugo growled, scowling at Midoriya’s explanation, while the green-haired teen with only half a mask brought his face back up to defiantly face Bakugo in an uneasy fighting stance. “You can call me Deku, but I’m not the same helpless, defenseless kid anymore! You hear me? I’ve changed! From now on, Deku is the name of a hero!”

A few whoops and cheers came from Izuku’s peers at his declaration, All Might nodding at the sight. “So he both told Bakugo that he analyzed him because he thought he was worth learning from, while also telling him to his face that his insult had no power anymore,” Nezu surmised.

“That had to have crossed some wires and thrown Bakugo for a loop,” Kayama inferred.

Uraraka’s earlier comment was going through her head after she heard what Midoriya said. ‘...great hero name! Plus I think it sounds kinda cute.’

Bakugo stood back up and turned to fully face Midoriya. He held out his explosive hands, the word, “Deku,” dripping out of his mouth with unbridled malice. He flashed back to when they were kids, Midoriya trying to stand up to him for the sake of that other kid at the very beginning of the first episode, then fading back to the teenage Midoriya standing in front of him. He had that same trembling fighting stance as back then. He could see the fear all over his eyes and body language, plain as day. Every instinct in Midoriya’s body screamed at him to run away, yet his mind and heart forced him to face the overwhelming foe in front of him.

“You’re shaking in your boots, you’re so scared,” Bakugo declared. He ignited the sweat on his right palm into a number of tiny explosions as an intimidation tactic. “But you wanna fight me anyway.”

The camera panned over Bakugo’s shouting face, his fierce black mask and glaring red eyes, along with the animated action lines emphasizing the shot, making him look truly intimidating. “THAT’S WHY I HATE YOU!!!”

The outro began.

“It ends there!?” Kaminari shouted! “That’s not fair!”

“And that’s episode six!” Kamimoto announced, leaning back and stretching her arms. “No more episodes until tomorrow.”

“Aw, come on,” Kirishima complained. “It was just getting to the good part.”

“Nope,” Kamimoto replied. “Six episodes a day. That’s the rule.”

“Dammit,” Tetsutetsu grumbled. “I hate cliffhangers.”

“I’m actually glad it stopped here,” Asui said. “Our first class with All Might was kind of intense.” Koda nodded in agreement.

“At least the outro music is relaxing,” Izuku said with a sigh, his body trembling a little, still, after essentially reliving the start of his first real fight with Bakugo.

…and the reminder that Uraraka thought the name Deku sounded cute, and she’d been calling him that for months!

Oh crap, what am I going to do?

All Might’s theme started as the transition card for the next episode preview began. Narrator Iida’s voice was the first to speak. “Midoriya, even though this is just training I’m going to give it my all. One hundred percent. That’s the Iida way and I won’t tarnish my family’s heroic name.”

“So now Iida’s doing them too, huh?” Sero asked.

“I want to know when it’ll be my turn!” Ashido whined as Narrator Midoriya asked if Iida could play the villain role.

Narrator Iida laughed like an over-the-top cartoon supervillain. “Of course! Didn’t you know I’m extremely evil?”

Iida dipped his head as the class around him burst out into laughter. “It was all in the name of my education!”

Narrator Midoriya yelped, but not entirely in fear, thanks to Iida’s bombastic acting chops. “Wah! He’s so in character!”

“Next time, Deku vs Kacchan!”

“Hold on,” Narrator Iida commented in shock, “I didn’t know Uraraka was a baseball player!”

“Go Beyond.”

“PLUS ULTRA!” all the students joined in with Narrator Midoriya and Narrator Iida belting out the school motto.

The screen darkened and the lights lit back up fully. The quirk suppressor came off, and the kids began to idly chat now that they were about to be released. “So, what do we do now?” Sero asked.

“Find and hit up the gym, I guess,” Ojiro replied. “We can’t have all of Midoriya’s hard work keep making us look bad, can we?”

“It’s not like it’s a competition, Ojiro,” Izuku tried to assuage him.

“Nah, it’s not about that,” Kaminari replied. “Seeing you work so hard just got all of us fired up to do our best too.”

“Like hell I’m gonna let your scrawny ass surpass me, Deku,” Bakugo added.

“Aw, don’t say it like that Bakugo,” Ashido teased. “Midoriya’s ass is anything but scrawny.”

“Yeah,” Sero joined in. “He’s gotta clench those cheeks every time he uses his quirk to throw a punch or kick.”

Izuku sighed. “And I was hoping you guys would have forgotten that already,” he grumbled.

Hagakure giggled. “And now everyone can know and appreciate that you’ve got the same buns of steel that All Might had.”

The poor greenhead sighed again. I don’t know whether I should be embarrassed or just take the compliment.

“I agree,” Iida concurred. “We must all strive to take advantage of this opportunity to improve ourselves as future heroes, and support engineers,” he added, cutting off Hatsume before she could interrupt him.

“Before you all go running off…”

Aizawa’s voice sliced through all their plans, silencing the UA students as he rose from his seat.

Oh crap! Kaminari remembered. He’s gonna make me do laps around the island!

“Since we only arrived this morning, I don’t have any training planned for today,” he stated, “so I’ll permit you all to play around and do self-training for this afternoon and evening. Iida, Yaoyorozu, Kendo, I expect the three of you as class representatives to keep your peers in line.”

“Yes sir!” Yaoyorozu said.

“You can count on us,” Iida and Kendo confirmed.

“Furthermore, I expect you all to be eating dinner and going to bed at an appropriate time. I’ll hold off on morning training until after tomorrow, but be prepared for the possibility of some lessons and lectures in the afternoon following tomorrow’s batch of videos. Now then, I’ll let Kamimoto go over the ground rules for when supper is served, and Kaminari, I hope you haven’t forgotten. Five laps.”

The Electrification user deflated. “Yes sir…”

Kamimoto stood from her chair and walked to the centre of the top of the theatre. “All right all right all right,” she said, peppy and perky with her hands on the hips of her black dress. “So! I’ll give you a quick rundown of meal times in case you forgot the schedule I gave you earlier today. Sunrise is at around six-twenty in the morning and sunset around six-forty-five in the evening, just so that you’re aware of the daylight hours. The breakfast buffet opens up at seven and runs until eight-thirty. Today was special because it’s your first day. Supper buffet opens at five-thirty and runs until seven. There are also themed restaurants for Mexican, Japanese, American Southern BBQ, Italian, Italian-American, British, and Hawaiian cuisine, as well as a sports bar with all the stuff you’d expect to find there. Karaage, chicken wings, cactus potatoes, nachos, whatever. Those places are open from six until ten, and since you’re not competing with hundreds of vacationers, you don’t need to make reservations. Just walk on in. The pool and beachfront are open at all hours, as well as any facilities, like our waterpark, quirk training facility, and gym.”

“Aw sweet, they do have a gym!” Kirishima crowed.

“And a waterpark!?” Hagakure gasped.

“The quirk training facility sounds interesting,” Izuku muttered. “I’ll probably be spending a lot of time there.”

“However, the workshop will only be open from eight in the morning until six in the evening, and again from seven until one in the morning, and will eject you when it’s time for viewing the episodes and when it closes, Hatsume.”

“Guess I’m not sleeping there, then,” the Support genius laughed.

“Miss Kamimoto?” Yaoyorozu raised her hand. “I understand the buffet hall is open only for certain hours, but how would we accommodate quirk training for myself and Sato, who require conversion of lipids or sugars within our body to utilize our quirks?”

“Don’t sweat it,” Kamimoto breezily blew off her concern. “The facility’s got you covered. Also, room service is available 24/7 for anything you want except alcohol. You name it, it’ll be delivered to your room, no questions asked. Menus are in the TV stand drawer if you want some ideas, and there’s V.O.D. for the episodes as far as we’ve watched on your TVs plus lots of other stuff. Um, the sports bar will be playing reruns and highlights of both post-quirk and pre-quirk era sports, which you’ll have access to adjust, and the Maple Theatre will be open starting tomorrow afternoon for you all to use to watch movies and such. Not today; need to get that hole All Might punched in the wall fixed. And… uh… yeah, that about covers things. If I think of anything else I’ll let you know.”

Her explanation complete, Kamimoto sighed. “Whew, that’s enough of that, and crap, it’s thirty-two degrees outside! So hot… I shouldn’t have worn a black dress. I’m gonna get changed and lounge by the pool with a never-ending stream of tequila sunrises. Come see me if you need anything. Bye.” The doors unlocked as she said that, and their redheaded caretaker sauntered out.

All Might watched her go before standing and addressing the students. “There you have it kids. As Aizawa said, apart from Young Kaminari and his laps around the island, you have free rein until we all return here to continue watching these episodes Kamimoto and her Upper Management want us to watch. So get out there and have fun.”

“YEAH!” Tetsutetsu shouted. “LET’S FIND THE GYM!”

“YEAH!” Kirishima agreed. “TIME TO TRAIN! PLUS ULTRA!”

“Nemuri, care to join me in the bar?” Aizawa asked as Kirishima and Tetsutetsu barrelled past, Bakugo not-quite being dragged along by Kirishima but still following them.

“You’re not going to supervise Kaminari?” she asked, surprised.

“He knows what’ll happen if I find out he didn’t do his laps,” Aizawa replied. “And I trust that Iida will make sure he does them even without me menacing over them.”

“H-hey, Kaminari!” Izuku called out, rushing up the steps to reach the slowly trudging student. “Mind if I join you?”

Tears started to form in Kaminari’s eyes. “Really, Midoriya? You want to run laps with me?”

“Yeah,” All Might’s successor answered with a smile and a nod of his head. “The exercise will help, and it helps to have a jogging buddy. Plus…” he looked down a little, thinking. “There’s a lot of stuff on my mind that I want to think about.”

“I’ll join you as well,” Iida said. “Midoriya’s right. The exercise will do us good.”

Uraraka watched quietly as a few of the other boys agreed to join in on Kaminari’s laps as a form of solidarity with him, her eyes not straying from Deku’s face or his back. Yeah, I’ve got some stuff to think about too…

Notes:

I hope you all enjoyed their first six.

See you all next week with some of their afternoon activities now that they're free from their first day of episodes!

Chapter 9: What is Love? Baby Don't Hurt Me. Don't Hurt Me. No More.

Notes:

Decided that I wanted to post this one tonight instead of on Saturday. My Saturday's going to be busy, and it's done early, so I'll just put it out now.

Be aware, Kamimoto drops some manga spoilers for the current arc here, and it HURTS doing so.

Chapter Text

The Future Briefing Island upon which the resort was built was not as large as any of the students were expecting. While it wasn’t exactly circular, the running track just in front of the beach that encompassed the whole island was barely five kilometres long. Once they had figured that out after one lap, Kaminari’s spirits rose, but only slightly. It still meant that Aizawa had sentenced him to a 25k run, in the sun, and humid thirty-degree tropical heat. Even Tenya had to admit that the conditions under which they were jogging were a little extreme as he drank from his bottle. Fortunately they had watering stations where they could fill their bottles with pure fresh water or electrolytes at the start and halfway point, but that still only helped so much. They were midway through lap three, and the heat was getting to the group. Besides himself and Midoriya, Todoroki, Sato, and Tokoyami had also joined Kaminari in running the five laps around the island, and the heat was sapping their energy.

“Come on men,” Tenya said, trying to pep them up. He wasn’t flagging yet, thanks to all the cardio training he did due to his quirk, but this heat would get to even him eventually, “we’re at the halfway point. Only two and a half more laps to go. We can do this!”

“I feel like I should have gone to the gym with the other guys,” Sato huffed, wiping the sweat from his head with a damp towel he’d wetted in the water from the station they’d just passed. “At least they’ve got ac in there. Hey, Todoroki, a little ice?”

“Yeah, sure,” the son of Endeavor replied, taking the towel from Sato into his right hand and freezing the moisture within it. “Will this do?”

“Yeah, thanks man.” Sato took it back and placed it around the back of his neck. He shivered for a moment and commented joyfully on how cold it was.

“Can you do that for me too?” Kaminari asked, sweat glistening all over the teen's body. “I’m dying over here.” He, like the other young men, had tossed aside his sweat-coated shirt after the first lap and was now in just a pair of exercise shorts. Even the pants of their gym tracksuits would have been too arduous to be wearing out here.

“Be grateful you don’t have feathers,” Tokoyami reminded him, the blackness of the crow feathers that covered his bird-like head absorbing the sunlight and heating him even more than his running mates. “And the intensity of the sunlight is making Dark Shadow uncomfortable. I will be grateful when the sun goes down.”

“Isn’t he harder to control in the dark?” Kaminari asked, getting his towel back from Todoroki. “OoOoh… cold!”

“I assure you, I will be able to handle him,” Tokoyami stated. “It will be just like back at the dorms. You won’t be in any danger.”

Todoroki looked at the young man with the bird-like head and sentient monster shadow quirk. “Here, give me your towel too,” he softly requested. “You too, Midoriya. It won’t be good for any of you to get heat stroke while we’re out here.” Tokoyami thanked him, offering up his wet towel as well, while Midoriya stayed silent, just jogging forward as if he hadn’t heard him. “Midoriya? Midoriya!”

“W-wha—!?” yelped the green-haired youth, looking over to Todoroki in surprise. “What is it, Todoroki?”

“…are you all right?” he asked, his heterochromatic eyes furrowing slightly in concern. “Would you like me to freeze your towel for you like the others?”

Midoriya blinked owlishly at him for a few seconds, not appearing to comprehend his question for a moment. “Oh, uh, sure! I’d like that, thanks!”

Tenya frowned slightly as he watched his best friend. “You’ve been awfully quiet, Midoriya,” he observed. “I take it it’s not solely from the act of building up a decent sweat.” Midoriya sighed as he replaced the towel around the back of his neck, not even reacting to the spike in cold temperatures touching his hot skin. “You know you can always talk to us if something is bothering you,” Tenya comforted him, changing his frown to a soft smile. “We are friends, after all.”

“I don’t really blame you if you’ve got stuff on your mind,” Sato said. “You’re the one who basically had all his secrets laid out for all of us to see. I’m still trying to wrap my head around it all.”

“Yeah…” Midoriya answered, seeming down. “Hey… you guys, are still my friends, right?”

Tenya’s smile slipped. “Why wouldn’t we be?”

“It’s just, now all of you know that I used to be quirkless,” Midoriya answered. “And, well… before I came to UA, being quirkless meant that I wasn’t allowed to have friends. If I didn’t have a quirk, could you honestly say that you’d still be friends with me?”

“In what way?” Todoroki asked. Midoriya looked back at him. “Our circ*mstances are completely different, but if I understand how One For All works correctly, are you asking if we’d still be your friends if you passed it on to someone else and rendered yourself powerless like All Might, or if we’d still be your friends if you’d never gotten One For All in the first place?”

Midoriya seemed to falter for a moment. “Uh, both, I guess.”

“Of course we would,” Kaminari replied instantly. “You’re worrying about some pretty deep stuff, Midoriya. Just don’t think about it.”

“I don’t think it’s that simple to answer,” Tenya countered. “In response to the first, absolutely. Even if you were to give your power to another, we would absolutely remain your friends, Midoriya. Whether you have a quirk or not, you have the heroic heart to inspire others and bring pride to UA. You’re an inspiration to us all. You came to my aid in Hosu, even if we were saved by Endeavor in the end. I have a feeling you would have done the same even if you didn’t have a quirk to call upon. In fact, I feel like I’m more honoured that you call me your friend.”

“As for the other question, I don’t know if we would,” Todoroki replied. Midoriya looked horrified for a moment at his words.

“Dude!” Sato hissed.

“No, I agree with Todoroki,” Tokoyami stated. “However, Midoriya, it has nothing to do with your character, and is more a matter of circ*mstance.”

“Circ*mstance?” the one who prompted this discussion asked.

“Had you not received your quirk from All Might, the chances of you having taken the Entrance Exam and made it into UA substantially decrease,” Tokoyami stated. “The exam was difficult enough as it was. Given your state of mind from what we could examine from the show we watched earlier, while possible, it’s not likely that you would have come up with another way to pass the exam. Even with All Might’s quirk at your command after ten months of intensive training in order to receive it, you only succeeded due to rescuing Uraraka at the opportune moment. By not making it into the Hero course, it’s highly unlikely that we would have crossed paths in order to be given the opportunity to become friends.”

The bird boy smiled. “However, if given the chance, I am still sure that we would.”

“You would!?” Midoriya gasped.

“And I’m sure that even without the ability to break your fingers to stop my ice attacks during the Sports Festival,” Todoroki added, “you would have managed to find some way to become my friend. But what Tokoyami said is right. If you didn’t get into UA, we wouldn’t have been able to meet you, and then we wouldn’t have been able to become friends. In that way, and that way only , we wouldn’t be your friends if you were still quirkless.”

“Oh… I see,” Midoriya said. He sighed, seemingly satisfied with that answer. “Yeah, okay, I can see that.”

“Well, I’m sure there’s one of us you still would have been friends with no matter what,” Kaminari reassured him, giving him a grin. “I bet that if you failed the Hero course exam you still would have applied for General Studies so you could still go to UA, right? I bet you and her would have still been in the same class?”

“Her?” Midoriya asked. “Her who?”

“Oh, you know who he’s talking about,” Sato teased. “Bakugo and Ashido made it pretty clear.”

“U-Uraraka!?” yelped Midoriya. Tenya smiled, not sure if the extra red on Midoriya’s face was because of the heat or because he was embarrassed. Probably the latter.

“Exactly,” Tokoyami said with a nod. “Without you saving her, and without her saving you, both of you would have failed the exam. It’s more likely the two of you would have ended up in General Studies together and become friends. Misery loves company. You may have even bonded over failing together instead of passing together.”

“Yeah, you may just be right about that,” Midoriya replied while looking up at the sky. A small flock of terns were flying overhead, as well as a couple of brown pelicans. “Life would have still gone on after the sludge villain attacked, I guess. After All Might said I couldn’t be a hero without a quirk, and what happened that day, I honestly believed him. I didn’t think I’d made a difference at all. If he hadn’t come by at that moment, I just might have given up on my dream. Then I wouldn’t have met any of you, or… or Uraraka.”

Tenya watched him closely as Midoriya sighed again at the name of their mutual female friend. He’d confided in him in the event that the show revealed his initial thoughts about her, and his friend had honestly been a wreck of mortified embarrassment throughout a great deal of the last two episodes they had viewed post-lunch. There was a small, sad smile on his face at the mention of her, and he had lost his composure again when Sato and Kaminari teased him just a few moments ago. “Midoriya,” he opened up, “if you don’t want me to pry, I’ll stop, but I have a feeling that you and Uraraka are going to need to speak to each other in private relatively soon.”

“I-Iida! Not you too!” Midoriya’s flushed face was adorable, but Tenya couldn’t let himself think that now. Right now, those nerves were a detriment.

“I’m not insinuating anything,” Tenya reassured him with a smile. “Whether you have romantic feelings for Uraraka or if they’re purely ones of platonic friendship, that’s your business, not mine. I’m not going to attempt becoming a shipper or whatever it was that Ashido had called herself and force a relationship to happen purely for my own entertainment; though if you would like my assistance if that is your goal, I would be happy to offer it.” He couldn’t help sneaking in a tiny amount of teasing along with his supportive gesture. What else were friends for? “However, you’ve been quiet for most of this run. You haven’t only been thinking about whether or not we still like you, even knowing your past.”

“And for the record,” Kaminari piped up, “I don’t think you cheated to get into UA or anything by being given All Might’s quirk. We may have said some stuff before about you being lucky or whatever to have that kind of power, but you still heard us before, right? You busted your ass off getting here. You earned that power, Midoriya! You deserved to pass that exam. If anyone was lucky to make it in it was me. It’s like the god that was doling out the quirks knew that we’d be fighting robots for the practical, and my quirk’s made for that. If that’s not luck, then I don’t know what is.”

Tenya could see fresh tears in his friend’s eyes. “Kaminari… thanks! I won’t let you down.”

“Good!” the Electrification user said with a smile as he ran the cool towel over his sweaty torso for a moment before returning it back to his neck. “Now, back to what Iida was saying, what’s been bugging you?”

Midoriya was silent for a few seconds, the only sounds were those of their feet pounding the track, the sea, a nice breeze that stole over them whistling through their ears, and the distant calls of some birds. “Guys,” he said at last, “do you think it’s possible for a hero to have a relationship?”

“So you do like Uraraka!” Sato said with a grin.

“She is really cute,” Kaminari teased. “Man. Wish I’d saved her during the exam, then maybe I’d be in your shoes.”

“I meant hypothetically!” Midoriya blurted out, not admitting anything, Tenya noticed. “I just… All Might never had a family, and he’s the top hero. But then, there’s Kota’s parents, Water Hose. Both of them were killed by Muscular a few years ago, leaving him all alone. It made him hate not just the villains who took his parents from him, but also the entire concept of heroes. If his parents hadn’t been heroes, then they wouldn’t have fought Muscular and died. And also, if you’re in a relationship, what happens when you’re busy putting your own happiness above your duty as a hero to save people? Or when you’re presented with the Hero’s Dilemma, where you’re forced to choose between an innocent bystander and your loved one? Or just by even being a hero you’re putting that person in danger by getting too close to them? Villains could use that to their adv—”

“Midoriya!”

A karate chop to the back of his neck probably wasn’t the best thing to do, but it got the mad lad’s attention. “Iida!” he blurted out. “Whoa. Almost thought Kendo was here for a second.”

“Midoriya,” Tenya said again, a little more sternly this time. “You do realize who you’re talking to, right? Todoroki is the son of Endeavor, the current de facto first ranked hero, and my brother, father, and grandfather have all been great heroes.” He snorted a little, making a smile. “If you’re trying to argue that being a hero and having a life are mutually exclusive, you’re talking to living proof against that argument.”

“Your biggest concern was probably about keeping something like One For All a secret from the person you care about,” Todoroki deduced. “But now that the whole class knows about it, is that really an issue anymore? You won’t have to concern yourself with guilt.”

“It’s not… just that…” Midoriya said. The green-haired youth slowed down to a walk, prompting the others to do so as well. He took a deep breath, well, deeper than the ones he was already taking, turned around, and unloaded a tangled cosmos of uncertainty and self-esteem issues. “What if Uraraka doesn’t like me after this?” was his first question, immediately indirectly identifying that, yes , he did like 1-A’s sunshine girl. “I practically gushed about just talking to a girl! And I thought she looked good in her uniform and couldn’t stop staring at her in her hero costume! You saw it! That’s literally what I was thinking! I couldn’t take my eyes off her! She was just so cute! I mean, it’s Uraraka, so of course she’d look good in anything, but now she’s gonna think I’m a creep and not want to even speak to me anymore. I’m no good with girls. Girls never talked to me before because I was always so weird and now she knows just how weird I am and will never get closeortalktomeagain…”

The other boys lost track of what he was saying as Midoriya descended into a spiral of panic muttering. “Classic Midoriya,” Tokoyami chuckled with a hint of affection as he folded his arms.

“Yeah,” Sato agreed. “Good to know some things don’t change.”

“I’m kinda glad that Midoriya finally said something to someone,” Kaminari said. “Looking back on things, ‘cause I guess that’s what we’ll be doing for the next few days, it’s sort of obvious, but I was beginning to wonder if Mineta and I were the only ones who even looked at the girls that way.”

“Looked at them what way?” Todoroki asked.

Kaminari grinned. “You know, as girls. Mineta’s definitely more open about what he wants, but it helps to know that even Determination Deku over here likes the ladies.”

Midoriya seemed to snap out of his mumble storm. “What? Determination Deku!?”

“Yeah, man,” Kaminari explained. “You’re like, super hardcore with how driven you are to become a hero. It’s my dream too, but you’re honestly a few levels higher than me.”

“That’s not true, Kaminari!” Midoriya countered. “You guys, you’re all so much better than me, and you’ve had your quirks for years. I’ve only had mine since February.”

Tenya shook his head. “Midoriya, I think the fact that you’ve already got your Provisional License when you’ve only been in possession of a quirk, and one that can cause such immense self-destruction when not handled properly, in just over half a year is a testament to how amazing you are. Whenever you compliment us and put yourself down, honestly, it’s starting to make me a little frustrated. I understand that you want to stand at the top, to be the number one hero; it’s your ultimate goal to be like All Might just as mine is to be worthy of the name Ingenium and inherit my brother’s legacy. Darn it, now I’m beginning to ramble.” He chuckled to himself.

“Anyway, Midoriya, the point I am trying to make is this: Uraraka is not going to abandon you either because of your previous quirkless status or because she learned that you feel that she’s attractive. Things may be a little awkward for a bit, but your friendship will pull through without a problem.”

Midoriya smiled sincerely, looking up at him. “You really think so, Iida?”

“Without a doubt,” he replied. “And do you think so little of Uraraka that a compliment or two of yours would cause her to dislike you?” The young man glanced down, chuckling slightly to himself while rubbing the back of his head.

“I guess you’re right,” he answered Tenya, sighing. “But still…”

“Midoriya,” Todoroki began, folding his arms over his chest, “I know I’m not the best at these things, but why do you think you can’t have a relationship?”

“...Uraraka, and the other girls in our year,” Midoriya sighed, not meeting their eyes, “...all of them are just so amazing. I’m so lucky just to have them in my life. I don’t deserve to want anything more than that.”

“No dude, your old schools just sucked,” Sato said.

“I agree,” Tokoyami nodded his head. “The fact that you made it through to UA as you are is a testament to your fortitude.”

“Yeah,” Kaminari said. “I’m kinda jealous of you, Midoriya. Watching that show today, it’s like all of the girls were swooning over you.”

He turned bright red. “Wha-what!?”

“Even Miss Midnight was getting in on it,” Kaminari continued. “Seriously. I know that Uraraka was the only one who was really getting close to you before today, but I wouldn’t be surprised if the others start hanging out around you more.”

“N-no way!” Midoriya refuted, waving his arms around. “There’s no way! I mean, Uraraka, maybe, hopefully, maybe, but that’s just because she’s so kind and we work so well together. There’s no way that anyone else would like me. They were just having fun teasing me, that’s all, right?”

Sato blinked. “Wow, you really don’t see how awesome you are.”

Tenya clapped Midoriya on the shoulder as he made a strange noise at Sato’s words. “It’s fine. We don’t need to resolve this today. Anyway, we’ve rested enough. C’mon! Let’s finish those laps!”

Kaminari groaned at Tenya’s renewed enthusiasm as they started up again. “Oh, hey, Midoriya. If you get tongue-tied trying to talk to Uraraka, I’ve got a few lines you could use.”

“...seventy-two… seventy-three… seventy-four…” Katsuki pushed, his arms burning to get this final rep done, Kirishima urging him on. He pushed, forcing that bar up above him. “...seventy-five!”

Kirishima grasped the bar, assisting Katsuki, as much as he didn’t need the help, in putting it back onto its stand. Sucking in a breath, his body sweating, black muscle shirt plastered to his chest and his shorts uncomfortably wet, Katsuki sat back up on the bench. Kirishima passed him his towel, the cloth having been soaking in a bowl of water to help dilute the explosive sweat from his palms. “Kirishima…”

“Awesome job, Bakugo,” the redhead praised, passing him his water bottle, filled with one of the sports drinks that were on tap along with the watering stations. “I can’t believe you just did that! Three sets of twenty-five reps of two-hundred kilos! And you don’t even have a strength quirk! That’s so manly.”

“Insane is more like it,” Tape Arms commented from the side, whistling.

Katsuki gulped down the drink, draining half a litre of it in one go. He was f*cking thirsty, and his arms, which had been screaming at him mere minutes ago, felt like limp noodles at the moment. They were going to be an absolute bitch to him tomorrow, but f*ck it. Plus Ultra. That damn nerd had carried around a two-hundred and fifty kilo All Might on his back when he was working on just building his strength to inherit One For All. If he couldn’t manage to bench this much like that, then there was no way he was going to keep Deku from surpassing him again.

“Hey,” Katsuki growled, glancing at the two of them who were hanging around where he was. “Why are you guys still hanging around me?” The fake Kirishima from 1-B had drifted off somewhere else, and a bunch of the other guys were off in other spots in this gym, which was admittedly pretty sweet. The girls were here too, in a huddle over by a few rowing machines. The only ones not around were Dunce Face, Deku, Icy-Hot, and the three others who’d joined them in running laps around the island.

“Why wouldn’t we?” Kirishima asked. “You need a spotter when you’re at the bench press, man. It’s just how it is.”

“Not that you idiot,” Katsuki retorted, facial muscles twitching. Did he really not get it? “I mean why are you even here? Are you pitying me or something?”

Tape Arms placed his hands on his hips and gave him a weird look. “We’re here ‘cause we’re your friends, duh,” he answered bluntly.

“The hell?” Katsuki asked. “What the hell made you think I even wanted friends, Soy Sauce Face?”

Tape Arms folded them and made a scowl while sighing. “Whether you wanted us or not, we somehow like you enough to put up with your bullsh*t, so deal with it.”

Kirishima sat down next to him, the redhead not looking at him directly. Katsuki didn’t look at him either and just concentrated on his arms. He needed to lift them to get the water bottle back to his mouth, but they were already beginning to feel as heavy as tungsten. Lightweights who say their limbs felt like lead could suck his dick. Kirishima started to talk, and he tried to ignore him, but honestly, he did want to know what the redhead wanted to say. “Hey, Bakugo, I know you’re not the most social guy, and as a whole, our class doesn’t really like you all that much, and that prob… no, definitely took a hit after the stuff we saw today.”

Yeah, no sh*t, moron.

“But all the same, you’re not the same guy that we saw in the videos today anymore. Yeah, I’m upset that you told Midoriya to kill himself back in middle school. Saying sh*t like that isn’t manly at all, but I don’t feel like you deserved to get punched by All Might for it. It was over a year ago, and you’re a different person now than you were then. Like Tetsutetsu said, everyone’s a dick in junior high.”

“...Deku wasn’t a dick in junior high,” Katsuki muttered, letting his mostly empty water bottle slide from his limp fingers to hit the ground. “He was just that quirkless idiot with a dream that would never come true. Didn’t speak out, didn’t get in anyone’s way, didn’t do anything except mutter repeatedly and write notes on heroes. I was the asshole that beat down on him whenever he so much as got an inkling of trying to be the hero he’d never be.”

Katsuki growled again. Why were they still here!? Didn’t these idiots get it? “Don’t you morons get it? I tormented that f*cking nerd for years! All he ever wanted was to help people and be a hero, but I blew up his stuff, beat the sh*t out of him, exploded his lunch or took his lunch money! It’s because of me that he’s an awkward mess who freaked out just ‘cause a girl happened to speak a sentence to him that wasn’t insulting. I told that idiot to kill himself! Why are you still here like nothing’s happened? All Might chose him and not me because he saw something in Deku that I was too scared to recognize! I told you, I don’t need your goddamn pity! I’m going to be the best without you damn extras hanging off of me!”

“Get over yourself, Bakugo,” Soy Sauce Face scolded him. “Who do you think you are? Endeavor?”

The mention of the Emperor of sh*tty Dads made Katsuki freeze for a moment. Was he honestly being compared to Endeavor? That dumpster fire of a human crematorium that beat the sh*t out of his wife and made Icy-Hot’s life a living hell? “Like hell I’m like Endeavor,” he uttered back.

“Look, Bakugo,” Kirishima started again, but Katsuki didn’t want to hear it.

“f*ck off,” he broke in, grabbing his bottle and flinging his towel over his shoulder. “I’m gonna go shower.” He stormed away from the two, ignoring Kirishima’s and Tape Arms’ calls out to him. He kicked at the leg curl machine as he passed by, startling the extra whose quirk was just a f*cking tail, and scowled.

Dammit! Why can’t I just f*cking accept their help!?

This wasn’t helping him at all. He had hoped that by pumping iron until his arms were limp overcooked fettuccini he’d have been able to vent some of this aggression, but it hadn't worked. All Katsuki wanted to do was punch somebody, even with his arms like this, but that wouldn’t solve anything. Usually it was someone else who made him angry, and kicking their ass always helped. But how the hell was he supposed to kick his own ass?

“You’re shaking in your boots, you’re so scared. But you wanna fight me anyway. THAT’S WHY I HATE YOU!!!"

Damn that Deku. Even after they’d tried to resolve their sh*t he was still getting under his skin. Raising his arm as he reached the door, Katsuki slammed the side of his fist against the frame. He couldn’t build up a decent amount of force, but it still impacted with a solid thud that left a satisfying ache in his hand. f*ck! Why is courage so f*cking terrifying!? Do I still have no f*cking spine after all the sh*t I’ve been through? Even All Might gets scared! He said it himself!

“Bakugo.”

The sound of his name from a voice he was not expecting gave him pause. This was a surprise. He turned around slowly, coming face to face with his class’ vice-rep in all her ponytail glory. “What do you want, High Class?”

“Stay away from Midoriya.”

Those were not words he had anticipated coming out of the rich girl’s mouth. Her lips were set into a thin line, and she was not giving him the most pleasant of expressions. “The hell do you want with Deku, High Class?” he asked, narrowing his eyes. “Last I checked you weren’t like Round Face, crushing on that nerd. Did you decide to join that little Dekusquad he’s got around him after seeing all the sh*t I put him through? Planning on pitying him so you can feel better about yourself?”

She flinched, but she didn’t step back from him. Still, his accusation had put her on her back foot somewhat. “My emotions are secondary,” she replied after a moment. “As vice-rep of Class 1-A, it’s also my responsibility to ensure my classmates have what they need to succeed. Clearly, you cannot stand Midoriya. It would be beneficial to both your developments if you limited your interactions with one another.”

Katsuki looked closely at her attitude. She was rock solid, no quivering trembles to give away any fear or anxiety she might be feeling. Made sense, considering she’d passed the licensing exam and had run to Camino with the nerd, being that close to All For One. However intimidating he could be, that boss villain was f*cking terrifying .

Not that he’d ever tell anyone.

Come to think of it, she’d come to help Kirishima, Deku, Glasses, and the Icy-Hot Back Patch with their insane plan when even Round Face had stayed out of it. However, clearly, she didn’t like him, and he couldn’t remember ever having had a serious conversation with her in the past. Katsuki couldn’t even recall if they’d ever been paired up before in any of the Heroics exercises that All Might taught. So she hadn’t done that necessarily for him. It’s possible she did it for Deku, but he couldn’t remember her hanging around him much either.

Regarding her for just one more moment, while also thinking back on the talk he’d had earlier with Deku and the teachers, Katsuki clicked his teeth. “Fine, whatever. Since the rest of you know about One For All now I don’t have to be as uptight about keeping it secret from you all. I’ll stay out of that nerd’s way. But know this, even after all the sh*t I put Deku through, everything you watched, he’d already experienced it. He knew what I’d done to him. But after our fight the other night he and All Might still trusted me with that secret, before you, Glasses, Aizawa, even his mom and Round Face.” Katsuki turned around and started walking away into the hallway. “It’s not that I can’t stand him anymore,” he muttered, for once not giving a f*ck if someone heard him or not, “I’d just…rather not think about it.”

Oh sure, you can say sh*t to someone you don’t even know but you can’t talk to the only guys who still want to hang around with you? You’re a f*cking coward, Katsuki.

Momo clenched her fist as she watched Bakugo walk away from the gym. That had been… unexpected. She had expected Bakugo to fight that a lot more, or tell her to piss off or something equally crude. However, it appeared as though he had actually mellowed somewhat, or he’d just worked himself into a state of exhaustion to the point of not having the energy to be too combative. Whatever the reason, she’d told him what she’d wanted to tell him. Biting her lip, Momo turned on her heel and slowly made her way back to the other girls.

I hope Midoriya’s okay with me butting in like that, she thought. But, didn’t he once say that All Might told him that meddling where you don’t need to is the essence of heroism? The signs were all so obvious that Midoriya was a victim of abuse, and that he was blaming himself for everything and never once faulting Bakugo for his own actions. There was always an excuse; always something that Midoriya had done to set him off.

A fire grew in her eyes as she reached the others, returning with her water bottle refilled with electrolytes. Midoriya, you never intended to, but when we went to Camino together, you helped and inspired me more than you could possibly know. So now that we’re in this place to learn and better ourselves, let me help you.

Momo’s eyes met Ochaco’s as she stopped next to the shorter girl, the brunette watching her closely while she waited for her turn again on the rowing machine. Mina was really working her hardest on it. Momo gave her a confident smile. “I have no intention of stealing him from you, Ochaco, not unless you let me,” she stated. “And should you confess your feelings to him and he returns them, which I believe he does, given what we saw this afternoon, I want you to know that I’d still like to become an actual friend of Midoriya’s, not just classmates.”

Spotting her classmate’s blush, all Momo did was smile and fold her arms in front of her, choosing to watch Mina and Hatsume ‘race’ each other on the rowing machines, Hagakure eagerly calling out “Stroke!” over and over for the two of them. “Hey, Yaomomo?” She quirked her eyebrow and looked back at Ochaco. The brunette wasn’t exactly looking at her, but her voice was quiet enough that Momo was the only one who’d hear her. “What were you talking to Bakugo about?”

The mention of his name riled up something in the pit of her stomach, and Momo had to steel her expression into neutral to avoid scowling. “I simply told him to keep his distance from Midoriya, that’s all. It’s not healthy for the two of them to be together. Even if Midoriya wants to have a rivalry with him, he can do that after he’s gone through therapy and accepted that he was Bakugo’s abuse victim. It’s not smart for him to keep calling Bakugo amazing and idolizing him, even if he has the power and talent to potentially become a top hero.”

Ochaco nodded in seeming agreement. “Good. I’m glad someone else recognizes it. It just… makes me so mad. Seeing everything he did to Deku when they were growing up, it makes me want to do some very unheroic things to Bakugo.”

“I agree,” Momo stated simply. “That’s partially why I decided to warn him off. If I’m going to be spending more time around Midoriya, I’d rather not have an ever-present temptation to create a cannon just so I can show him what a real explosion looks like.”

Ochaco giggled, presumably at the mental imagery Momo had just provided her, before she became quiet again. “Hey, Yaomomo? Did you mean it? What you said back at lunch?” She was rubbing her bare arms with her hands, seemingly chilled despite the warmth of the gym.

She must be thinking about the ultimatum I gave her, Momo thought, eyelids drooping slightly. “You’re referring to what I said about asking Midoriya out to dinner, correct?” At Ochaco’s answering nod, though it took time for the girl to respond, Momo let out the breath she’d been holding. “Ochaco, it’s clear that you’re infatuated with Midoriya. The rest of us girls can see that. Honestly, I’m surprised it took watching a show about him for the rest of us to really start to see what you’d been seeing all along. I was even with him at Camino when we went to save Bakugo, and while he did inspire me that day, coming up with a strategy that would allow us to rescue him while also keeping clear of engaging in combat with the villains, and saying so firmly that he wanted to save him, I still didn’t see him the way that you do until this morning. So yes, I meant what I said. I think I… maybe… sort of… like Midoriya.”

What are you saying, Momo? You can’t just tell someone that you like the same guy as she does! Are you trying to make a declaration of war? What if the rest of the class joins in? Mina certainly seemed interested… How is that being fair to her or Midoriya at all?

“And you also heard what I said?” Ochaco asked quietly. Momo hadn’t quite realized it, but the two of them had slowly been moving off into a secluded corner away from prying ears. “About… not getting in the way of his future and his dream? He’s got One For All, Momo. He’s All Might’s successor, the next Symbol of Peace. Plus, being a hero is a stressful, dangerous job. Anything could happen, and villains could target the people you care about. Boyfriends, lovers, children… I can’t… I can’t take away his dream for a domestic fantasy.”

Ah, I see, Momo realized. She wasn’t just being silly earlier. She honestly believes that being a hero and having a relationship are two mutually exclusive things; that Midoriya’s been working so hard and has placed so much pressure on himself to succeed All Might that she can’t waste his time with romance. Even if it hurts her, even if it causes her pain, Ochaco wants to help Midoriya become the best hero he can be anyway she can; even by forcing herself not to get too close.

But she’s wrong.

“Ochaco,” Momo began, knowing that this was probably going to end up dooming her chances of becoming Midoriya’s girlfriend, “do you know how I got to take the recommendation exam into UA’s Hero course?”

The brunette seemed surprise by this sudden, and admittedly, seemingly unrelated question. “Huh? Isn’t it because your dad owns a huge support company? Y’know, because you’ve got connections through there?”

“You’d think that, but no,” Momo replied. “I was given the opportunity to prove myself in the recommendation exam through my mother.”

“Your mother?” Ochaco asked. “I don’t think you’ve talked about your mother much. She’s the one that got you the chance for a spot? Who is she?”

“Midnight.”

Very rare were the opportunities in which Momo was able to reveal who her mother was to people, at the woman’s own behest. While many pro heroes knew the connection between Momo and Midnight, as well as most of if not all of UA’s faculty, absolutely none of the students were in the know. So telling Ochaco that her mother was one of their teachers was a great show of trust in the other girl…

…that and seeing her dumbfounded expression as the wheels turned in her head was just adorable.

“Wha-wha-what? M-Miss Midnight is your… your…?”

“My mother, yes,” Momo answered, giggling faintly at the broken expression on Ochaco’s face. “My mother is a pro hero who is also a married woman and has a daughter. She and my father actually got married shortly after she graduated UA, and I came along not too long after that. And even with her familial and maternal obligations, she still fulfilled her duty as a pro hero on the front lines before receiving her teaching license and getting a position at UA about seven years ago.

“So, before you ask that question again, yes, I do believe that it’s entirely possible for a hero course student to not only have a relationship with someone, but that they can also make it work out and have a family in the long run.”

Ochaco just stared at her silently for a few seconds that dragged on and on before she let out a laugh that sounded like a snort, which quickly turned into quite a few outbursts of laughter. While Momo herself didn’t exactly see what was amusing, she couldn’t prevent some giggles from leaving her own mouth as well. “Why are we laughing?”

“Thanks Yaomomo,” Ochaco said, her laughter abating as she wiped a tear from each eye. “I needed that.”

“Needed what?” Momo asked, still confused as to how exactly she helped the other young woman. But at least she seemed happier now, so that was a good thing in her books.

“You just cleared up something I was being stupid about,” Ochaco replied, a fresh smile on her face. “Of course. It was so obvious it was right in front of me but I couldn’t see it.” She stood up fully and nodded her head. “I’m gonna tell Deku, right now before I get lost in my head again. Oh, and Yaomomo, don’t give up on him just yet just because I’m going on ahead. Something tells me I’m gonna need help keeping him in line.”

Before Momo could even comprehend what Ochaco was saying to her, the brunette was jogging out of the gym and off towards wherever she could find Midoriya.

Wh-what? What did Ochaco say? Don’t give… is she offering to share Midoriya!? Does that mean that we’d both…

An image came to her unbidden, of Midoriya’s shirtless body as shown earlier on the show, and then what she knew Ochaco to look like from their time spent in the locker rooms at school. Abs glistening with sweat, Ochaco, curvy and bare-chested, leaning against Midoriya’s pectoral muscles that bulged with hidden power, both of them smiling sweetly in her direction with Ochaco beckoning with an extended figure. The gravity girl’s legs that went on for days and magnificent thighs…

Momo’s face turned red and she slapped her hands to her cheeks.

What in the world am I thinking!?

Ochaco ran out into the bright sunlight of mid-afternoon, a sheen of sweat on her skin from the two hours she’d spent in the gym with the other girls, a bright smile on her face in contrast to the aches in her legs, back, shoulders, and arms from the workout. She was really feeling the burn; Hatsume and Kendo were unrelenting in the way they pushed everyone else in the group. She just had to feel bad for Hagakure. The poor invisible girl was barely able to do ten pull-ups before collapsing in a heap.

But those aches and pains didn’t matter now. Yaomomo had cleared up what she’d been grappling with since she’d seen this afternoon’s pair of episodes and found out that Deku maybe sort of actually did find her attractive. It had turned her entire outlook on its head, discovering that he had those thoughts too. Or, at least he did have those thoughts, months ago, when they first met. Whether he still had them was another question entirely, and one that would hopefully be answered by the end of the day.

I can’t believe I was being so dumb, Ochaco thought to herself. What was I even worrying about? These feelings I have, it’s not wrong for me to have them. Police have families. Firefighters have families. Iida’s from a long line of heroes! Of course heroes can have relationships, duh! Hero couples can work; I’ll make it work!

She was going to tell Deku. She was going to tell Deku how she felt. She was going to tell Deku she loved him and nothi—

Wait, LOVE!?

Ochaco screeched to a halt as she reached the winding multi-section pool that was between the main resort building and the beach. Heat flared up on her cheeks again as she reconsidered everything.

Hold on now, Ochaco. Don’t get ahead of yourself. You only ‘like’ Deku. You’re not in love with him or anything! Don’t go and make things weirder than they already are. He’s your best friend that you just like as more than a friend, that’s all. No need to go bringing the l-word into this like some kind of romance novel.

“No, you love him.”

Ochaco slapped her hands over her mouth, just managing to keep her pinkies out so that she didn’t start to float away again. Kamimoto was sitting out on a chair not five feet away from her, one of her drinks on a small plastic table next to her while she rested under an umbrella with a book. The older woman was giving her a warm smile from underneath her sunglasses, and dressed in only a black bikini patterned with pink sakura blossoms.

“W-who said anything about love?” Ochaco blurted out. “I sure didn’t! I don’t know what you’re talking about!”

Kamimoto laughed. “I think you’re starting to pick up mumbling your thoughts out loud from Deku,” she stated. “By the way, yeah, you totally love him. Some of my friends in Upper Management are betting that you’ll take those feelings out of storage and finally confess to him when he’s recovering in hospital from something that happens just before the start of your second year. Then we’ll all have our Green Tea goodness.”

Ochaco froze. She couldn’t feel the heat of the sun that was coming down on her. She felt cold, like the ice in that drink of Kamimoto’s had been poured down her neck and then Todoroki had frozen her in a glacier. “Deku… hospital…?”

“Yeah, he breaks himself again,” Kamimoto answered, her voice far too casual considering what she was saying. “Not surprising, considering he’ll keep dishing out one-hundred percent smashes when his body still can’t handle that kind of power load. Oh sh*t, was that a spoiler? Sorry! Forget I said anything! You’ll see it anyway later, but please, forget I even brought it up!”

Ochaco blinked. No… Deku wouldn’t. Not after the training ca—

Yes, he would break himself again.

Her hands shook, eyes losing focus as she gazed into the distance. Ochaco couldn’t see the sea, only the image of Deku, her Deku, lying in a hospital bed with his arms and chest bound heavily in blood-soaked bandages, dried blood coating his face and caking his wonderful messy green curls. “How… how bad?”

Kamimoto winced. “Dunno. The top guys in Upper Management who filter it on down the line every week haven't quite shared that far into the future with me, but from what I’ve already seen…” she sighed and gave Ochaco a look that nearly broke her heart. “Look, if you want him to hold you close in his arms and cuddle you, I’d suggest you get a move on and tell him. Perhaps change the future. Because if you don’t change it, well… he may not be able to use those big strong arms of his after Spring Break.”

The woman picked up her drink and started cursing at it, blaming it for having her spill the beans before it was time, but Ochaco didn’t really hear that. She was too dazed. Instead, she turned on her heel, and slowly started to make her way back to her room with a maelstrom of conflicting thoughts in her head.

By the end of Spring Break… Deku will...

Yaomomo’s words were supposed to have solidified her resolve to confess to Deku that she liked him.

Kamimoto’s drunken revelation made her question whether distracting him with her selfish desires would just cause him even more pain, or possibly…

Is Deku… going to become like Ingenium before we can even graduate?

She didn’t meet anyone on her trek back. No one was by the stairs. No one was in the halls to stop her and ask what she was up to. Nobody was able to see the tears in her eyes that she tried to hold back.

The lock beeped and flashed with green light as Ochaco held her key card against it, and the whirring of the locking mechanism sifted through her ears. She opened the door and entered, barely registering taking off her shoes and the sound of the door closing behind her. She moved towards the closest bed and dropped on it, then took hold of one of the big fluffy pillows and placed it over her face to soak her tears and sobs. Her heart wailed in agony as the thought of Deku lying broken and barely surviving through an oxygen mask consumed her.

What am I supposed to do?

Chapter 10: She Gives Love A Bad Name

Notes:

Forget schedules. I'll still try to make sure that there's an update on Saturdays when I can, maybe when I'm in the process of doing the actual react chapters, but these other ones between episode watches I'll probably just post whenever I feel like.

So on that note, ENJOY!

Chapter Text

Ochaco wasn’t sure how long she stayed in her moping daze as she hugged the pillow close to her body. At some point she ran out of tears to cry, but her dilemma hadn’t changed one iota. Everything had been so much simpler before today. She’d buried her feelings for Deku deep down within herself, so that she didn’t have to acknowledge how she felt about him and could pretend that she didn’t have a crush. It was simple in theory. All she had to do was ignore any and all thoughts of romance and turn a blind eye to anything that set her off, like the memory of Hatsume’s ginormous fat boobs squishing against Deku’s chest, and focus one hundred percent on her hero training and the work studies that they could potentially be allowed to participate in.

Nice. Simple. Lock those pesky emotions up and dedicate herself to her training. Then nothing had to change.

Now though…

Ochaco turned to look at the blank T.V. screen. “Kamimoto said we had video on demand for all the episodes we’ve watched so far, right?” She got up from the bed, releasing the effects of her quirk from the pillow she’d grabbed so that it would stop floating now that she’d let go of it, and went to pick up the remote. Her expression was dull and lifeless, much like how her heart felt at present.

Turning on the television set, Ochaco was prepared for the channel to already be tuned to a T.V. guide or a weather channel or something bland so that she could listlessly search for the V.O.D. of the show they had been watching. Ochaco wasn’t fully sure why she wanted to watch it again so soon. The first two episodes had been terrible to sit through, seeing all of the trauma that Deku went through. Bakugo telling him to kill himself, all his classmates laughing at him, All Might saying that he couldn’t be a hero without a quirk, both of his encounters with the Sludge villain where Deku had nearly died…

But then All Might did say he could become a hero. And Deku worked really, really hard to receive One For All from him. It was all so inspiring, and there were plenty of heartwarming moments too. The cuteness of toddler Deku and his mom, for example.

However, Ochaco was not prepared for the channel that the television was already on to be an adult channel.

Steam escaped her ears as her cheeks practically caught fire at the sight of what the actress on screen was doing and Ochaco screamed, dropping the remote like it had seared her.

“WHAT THE f*ck!?”

She scrambled for the remote again, ears burning at the sounds coming from the T.V. and from the f-bomb she just dropped in her shock and panic. It was loud. Oh God, the television’s volume was loud! Those moans were too loud! She desperately hoped and prayed that nobody was in an adjacent room and that the walls were soundproof. With trembling hands Ochaco managed to get the remote under control and quickly changed the channel to something she was positive would be safe for work, and sighed in relief when it was proven correct. She’d switched it to the weather channel.

Heart racing, the girl sat back down on the edge of her bed. “Seriously?” she asked out loud. “We’re high school students. There’s lazy and then there’s this, Kamimoto. We shouldn’t… I mean… we do, but you shouldn’t just… oh God, what if everyone’s television’s default channel is set to that?”

Well, at least she wasn’t lifeless anymore. The sudden intrusion of p*rn into her day threw her completely off-balance. But still, the only person in class she could imagine being happy about their television being set to turn on to that was Mineta, and the less she thought of the pervy gremlin and the things he’d do when he found out, the better.

...actually, Mina and Toru would both probably settle down after a moment and watch it.

Ochaco pressed her palms into her eyeballs. C’mon, Ochaco, stop thinkin’ about it! Jus’ go an’ find the dumb show again and forget about who the last person who used the T.V. wa—

Ochaco’s brain froze.

The last person who used the television?

Barring anyone else that would have been brought to this Future Briefing Island and stayed in this room, the only other person who could have accessed this television set was Deku.

D-did Deku…?

Like a robot, Ochaco mechanically cranked her head back up to look at the television, still turned to displaying the weather for the area, which was being accompanied by graphics of attractive men and women in skimpy swimwear.

Swimwear like Deku’s school swim trunks, which had hugged his form pretty well

Those toned biceps, chiselled pecs, abs that she could grate herself on...

“...screw this. I’m taking a shower.”

Izuku grabbed his shirt from where he and the other guys had dropped them in a pile at the “start” of the track, which for them was the watering station between the beach and the resort’s pool area. He had just finished gulping down the sports drink he had filled his bottle with. The run itself wasn’t that strenuous for him from a cardio perspective—All Might's Aim to Pass American Dream Plan had had him endure worse—but the tropical heat and humidity was absolute murder in comparison to Musutafu’s climate. 25km in such weather would tax just about anyone, even heroes in training.

It went without saying that by the time they had finished, all six young men were drenched in sweat. Their shorts clung to their legs and socks were soaked. “Hey, Iida,” Sato panted, laying flat on his back as he sucked in lungfuls of air, “how’d we do?”

“It’s shortly after five,” Iida replied, frowning. “To be honest, I was expecting better of us, but I did not take into consideration the effects of the heat and humidity. This is something we’ll need to keep an eye on in the future.”

“How about, “no,” Iida?” Kaminari asked. “I don’t… think… I can take another… run like this.”

“But what if after graduation you end up going to a place like Okinawa or a sudden heat wave strikes?” Izuku asked. “We’re going to need to handle working in all types of weather.”

“You can… handle that… mister… Chosen One,” Kaminari still laboured to get out. “I’ll stay where… the weather is… cooler.”

“Or you could try getting into better shape,” Todoroki offered.

“f*ck you… and your… ice powers…”

Tokoyami exhaled. “You were quite grateful for them while we were on the track,” he reminded his fellow classmate.

Kaminari released a shuddering breath as he forced himself to sit up. “That’s because his quirk helped cool us down a bit,” he whined. “But since Todoroki could just constantly keep himself cool, he’s the only one who’s not a total mess.”

Izuku got a closer look at his friend. Just like Kaminari said, Todoroki wasn’t actually showing the same amount of exhaustion that the rest of them were due to the physical effects of the heat. He just looked to be enduring the normal effects of running a few kilometres over a half-marathon.

“Anyway,” Iida commented, “now that we’re done, we should inform Mr. Aizawa that Kaminari has completed his five laps around the island; then we should all shower and have dinner. I believe Miss Kamimoto said that the supper buffet hall would open at five-thirty.”

“Yeah, she did say that,” Izuku agreed. He slung his shirt over his shoulder and felt in his pocket for his room key. Izuku tried to keep an expression of disgust from his face. The plastic felt all slimy from the sweat that had drenched his shorts and underwear. And don’t even get him started on his phone. Felt like that was going to need some special cleaning of its own. “If it’s all the same to you, Iida, I think I’ll just go back to my room and shower first. I don’t think Mr. Aizawa needs to see all of us.”

Iida nodded. “Very well then, Midoriya, I shall see you at dinner. Would you like to meet up beforehand?”

Izuku thought about it for a second. “I suppose so? Would a quarter to six in the entrance hall work? That’ll give plenty of time to shower, and still just over an hour to eat.”

“Agreed, but if you’re going to be running late for whatever reason, don’t hesitate to send me a message. It appears that our phones are still able to send messages between them, even if we cannot reach anyone outside of the island.”

Izuku nodded and started to walk away. “Of course. See you in a bit, Iida.” Sato and Tokoyami fell into step behind him.

“Man… that pool’s looking real good,” Sato commented. “Water’s probably pretty cool. Makes me think about just jumping in and splashing around for a few minutes.”

Izuku sighed. “I don’t really need to add chlorine to the list of things to wash off today,” he said, and headed off towards his room.

“Looking good, Midori.” Izuku paused as he heard Ashido’s voice, and saw her, Yaoyorozu, Jiro, and Hagakure seemingly loitering in the hall on a couple of couches. All four were in their PE clothes, and looked close to exhausted, though that didn’t stop them from smiling. “Did you boys have a good run with Kaminari?”

“He didn’t force you to slack off, did he?” Jiro asked.

“That run was pretty intense,” Sato answered. “Twenty-five k in heat like this is not something I’d trained for.”

“Indeed,” stated Tokoyami. “We were fortunate Todoroki was with us. His quirk was most helpful in getting us through it.”

“You guys just ran over a half marathon in this?” Hagakure gasped. “Even with Todoroki, there’s no way I could handle that.”

“What if he was shirtless?” Ashido asked. “I’m sure if these fine gentlemen were then Todoroki was too.”

Izuku nodded, feeling himself blush at the grin on Ashido's face. He definitely wasn’t used to girls looking at him like that. It brought a certain heat to his body as his heart quickened, but he couldn’t say that he disliked it. “Yeah, the heat was something else after we started. After the first lap we needed to sweat all we could to even try to keep cool.”

Izuku could see all the girls start to blush at his words. He’d never noticed before that Ashido blushed purple. It was honestly kind of cute. “W-well, then… maybe I could have done it,” Hagakure mumbled.

“Midoriya.” He turned his attention to Yaoyorozu. She was casting her gaze around and then her eyes settled on him, a curious expression clouding them. “Where’s Uraraka?”

“Yeah!” Ashido exclaimed. “I thought you two lovebirds would be joined at the hip by now.”

Izuku’s face turned into a pink beacon as blood flooded his cheeks again. “Lovebirds!? W-w-what are you talking a-about Ashido? Uraraka and I are j-just friends, at least right now…” he mumbled the last bit, hoping that they didn’t hear. “Besides, I haven’t seen her since we left the theatre. I thought she was going to be working out in the gym with all of you.”

The girls in front of him looked at each other and frowned. “Well, she was,” Jiro said. “But then she left a while ago to go find you.”

“Are you saying that Ochaco never caught you guys on your run?” Hagakure asked.

The three boys shook their heads. “No,” Sato answered. “It was just us, Kaminari, Iida, and Todoroki from start to finish.”

“If Uraraka had found us, she would definitely still be with us,” Tokoyami said.

Yaoyorozu dipped her head down and placed her chin in her hand. “That’s… worrying, then. She had something really important to discuss with you, Midoriya.”

Something really important? Did she… did she want to talk about what she saw in those episodes?

“I-I’ll go find her!” Izuku declared, rushing off. Knowing Uraraka, and thinking about what Iida had said earlier, she’d likely want to have whatever talk they were about to have in private. The most private place they could possibly be in this resort where there was no chance of being interrupted.

Izuku gulped as steam escaped from his ears.

Their room.

“Hey, Midoriya didn’t look like he was going to go looking for her,” Toru pointed out after a moment. “It looked like he already knew where she’d be.”

“Yeah…” Mina said slowly before turning to the others around her. They all stank of sweat, but this was far more important. “Wanna go spy on them?”

Izuku pulled his sticky sweat-coated key card from the pocket of his shorts and swiped the lock on the door. It let him in with a flash of green and a beep as the door unlocked. He could hear soft nondescript jazz music playing from somewhere, and the air inside was warm and humid, as if someone had been taking a shower and the steam had come into the room.

Because that’s exactly what he found as the door closed behind him.

Izuku found his eyes fixed on the sight in front of him, mind crashing in a state of complete shock and awe. Ochaco Uraraka, his best friend, his first female friend, the person he was sharing a room with, had just walked out of the bathroom only seconds before his unannounced entry wearing nothing but a white towel wrapped around her body.

They stared at each other, each of their brains having crashed completely at the unexpected situation. Izuku did everything he could to keep his eyes focused on hers, and to not stray down to look over the rest of her towel-clad body. Unfortunately, he did not succeed, and as the rebooting sections of his brain started to come back online he could only recognize that the silence that was dragging on between them was becoming more and more unbearable.

I have to say something! Anything!

One of the sections of his brain responded to his call to action.

“If you get tongue-tied trying to talk to Uraraka, I’ve got a few lines you could use.”

Izuku sharply inhaled and shut his eyes, quickly blurting out, “Nice asteroids!”

Just outside of the room, Kyoka had one of her earphone jacks plugged in to the wall beside the closed door, and the other into her phone to use as a speaker. Everyone who had been in that hallway was piled in close to listen, and each and every one of them was listening in confusion.

“Wait, what’d he just say?” Toru asked.

“That was one of the dumb lines Kaminari gave Midoriya to say to Uraraka to help him out if he got stuck,” Sato said.

“Does that mean that Uraraka’s in that room with him, then?” Tokoyami asked.

Before Kyoka could say anything, all of them winced as Ochaco screamed on the other side of the wall.

That answers that, Kyoka thought with a grimace.

I’m so stupid! Izuku thought, clapping his hands over his ears as Uraraka bent over, clutching the towel tightly as she did her best banshee imitation.

“I’m sorry!” Izuku shouted. “That was dumb!”

“DEKU WHAT THE HELL!?” Uraraka yelled. “WHY WOULD YOU EVEN SAY SOMETHING LIKE THAT!?”

“I’m sorry! I didn’t know what to say!”

“SO YOU WENT WITH “NICE ASTEROIDS”? Deku!”

Her volume had decreased, though whether that was because she was running out of air or she was calming down, Izuku had no idea. He slowly cracked open an eyelid while holding his hands above and in front of his face. Whether that was actually going to protect him from a blow to the head was irrelevant. He just needed to show Uraraka that he was sufficiently cowed. The gravity girl was still standing in front of him, hands wrapped around the fluffy white towel that covered her body from chest to just above her knees, hair and bangs practically floating while her face was the deepest shade of red he’d seen her reach today. Her thumbs were out, which was probably the best thing possible in order to prevent her from accidentally removing the towel’s gravity.

He didn’t need that kind of panic attack. Izuku was already suffering enough from the surprise show of a girl as cute as Uraraka in nothing but a towel and still damp from her shower.

“Keep your eyes shut while I get changed!” Uraraka ordered.

Izuku let out a meagre “eep!” like the mouse he was and turned around so that he was facing the door. “Yes ma’am!”

His heart was in his throat, pounding so loud he was positive everyone on the resort would be able to hear it. This is not the sort of situation he needed to be in right now. He was just supposed to come in here to find Uraraka since she’d supposedly been looking for him. And since he was here, and she was here, and they were alone, it would probably be a good idea to have that talk about what they’d seen today that Iida said they should have.

It was a good idea, until his ears heard Uraraka sigh and the soft rustling of the towel hitting the floor.

Sweat exploded on Izuku’s face. Oh God, Uraraka’s naked in the same room as me! He shut his eyes. That was a mistake. Now instead of the darkness of the back of his eyelids, he was treated to the feast of his imagination. Uraraka’s slender calves and thunder thighs that always looked amazing in the tights she always wore; the round shape of her a—her behind that was totally emphasized every time she put on her hero costume; her curvy waist that he just wanted to hold close; the smoothness of her gorgeous back and shoulders; slender neck; and the short brown waterfall of hair that always captivated him.

No! Don’t look! Don’t break Uraraka’s trust in you! Mom raised you better than this, Izuku! Don’t turn that head! Don’t open those eyes! Just stay right here facing the door until she tells you it’s fine to look! Whatever you do, don’t look!

Izuku repeated that mantra over and over in his head while he tried to wipe the fantasy from his mind for just over a painful minute amidst the rustling of fabric and soft grumbling of his roommate over the quiet jazz music coming from the television. Finally, Uraraka’s voice said, “Okay, you can look now,” and he sighed with sweet relief as he turned around. Uraraka was dressed, as she said, in a pink t-shirt with a cute mochi graphic on it and white shorts. She was still blushing, and frowning, but it wasn’t as bad as a minute ago.

But her bare legs looked fantastic.

“I’m sorry,” Izuku apologized again. “I should have knocked.”

Uraraka shook her head and grumbled. “No… it’s my fault. I shouldn’t have been so complacent. It’s your room too. I should have just gotten changed in the bathroom.”

“Are they sharing a room?” Mina gasped, beady yellow eyes alight with excitement. Momo had a hand over her mouth and was staring at the door while sound continued to come from Kyoka’s phone. It wasn’t entirely unexpected. She was sharing a room with Sero, after all, but still...

“M-maybe we should stop…” Momo suggested, seeing Kyoka blushing just as badly as she felt that she was.

“We’ve come this far,” the Hearing Hero said, making no move to pull out her jacks.

“So…” Uraraka opened, hands up and running through the hair on the back of her head. It was adorable, and she always seemed to do it when she had something on her mind. “I take it you’re back from your run, obviously.”

“Huh? Oh, yeah,” Izuku replied, nodding his head.

There was a beat.

“I guess it really was hot out,” Uraraka continued, weakly gesturing. “Since you’re… you know…”

Izuku glanced down, seeing that he was, in fact, still only wearing his shorts, shoes, and socks. His shirt and towel were both slung over his shoulder still, and at some point he’d dropped his bottle and it was now lying on its side. “Y-yeah. We weren’t exactly prepared for that.”

“I-I see…” Uraraka replied, looking down and seemingly trying not to meet his eyes, or devour his chest with them.

There was another awkward beat, but this time neither of them said anything as the awkward pause in conversation continued to stretch on and on.

Come on, Izuku, he thought to himself, clenching his fist. She looks so down about something. You left her alone when Uraraka was faking being fine once before, don’t do it again. Say something! Rip the bandage off and talk to her about the stuff she saw today. Tell her you like her!

“U-Uraraka!” Izuku yelped, surprising himself and her with the earnest volume of his voice.

She jolted. “Y-yes!?”

Mina held her fists close to her mouth. “Here it comes!” she whisper-squealed.

“Could you remove gravity on me? I need to go to heaven and see if they lost one of their angels.”

Uraraka tilted her head to the side and gave him a confused look. Just like this morning, Izuku could see the wheels in her head turning as she put together the words that had just escaped his mouth. Uraraka’s face began turning back to that same shade of red as when he’d walked in on her a few minutes ago. “Whaa…!”

“Wait! No! That’s not what I meant to say!” Izuku backpedalled. “What I meant to say was that… if your quirk is Zero Gravity, then why am I so drawn to you?”

“D-Deku, w-w-w-what are you saying!?”

Crap! Izuku grasped at his hair, towel and shirt sliding off his shoulder. Come on, say it properly! “Sorry! No! I mean, I think you would beat the moon in a beauty contest! Ah! That’s not it. D-did you touch me when I wasn’t looking? Because I think you stole my gravity! No! That’s weird. A-are you the vacuum of space? Because I think you took my breath away!”

Mina and Toru were both cackling as they rolled on the ground, hearing Midoriya curse Kaminari. “Oh my God, this is hilarious!” Toru giggled.

“I’m going to murder Kaminari,” Kyoka growled, a dead serious look on her face. “Making Midoriya subject Ochaco to this torture.”

“I think we’re gonna go now,” Sato mumbled, blushing, as he pulled on Tokoyami’s shoulder.

“Agreed,” Tokoyami said, placing a hand on his face. “As a man, this is just embarrassing to listen to.”

“I think it’s sweet,” Momo stated as the two boys made a quick exit, even though her own cheeks were tinged with pink. Just hearing it through the speakers of Kyoka’s phone… a part of her imagined that he was saying those corny lines to her, and they were honestly charming with the amount of desperate effort he was putting into them. “At least he’s trying.”

“Are you the moon? Because even when it’s dark you still seem to shine.” Izuku couldn’t stop himself. All of the corny pick-up lines Kaminari had fed him just kept tumbling out of his mouth one after another. Uraraka had stopped looking at him with a blush and confusion and simply had her head down, her shoulders trembling. He was digging himself a hole and he knew it, but his mouth wouldn’t freaking shut up!

“Deku, stop,” Uraraka’s voice mumbled it way into his ears.

“Who took the stars out of the sky and put them in your eyes?”

“Deku… please…” her shoulders were shaking even harder, but Izuku ignored that. He needed to tell her, to get his feelings through to her. Even if these stupid phrases were the only things he had the guts to say to her, he still had to say them!

Dammit, Uraraka, I like you! Please do something! Smile! Laugh! Tease me! Call me a dork! Anything!

“Your smile is like a supernova, brighter than anything in the universe.”

“I said stop!”

Izuku’s mouth hung open, the words on his lips finally dying out at his friend’s outburst. Her hands were clenched into fists, her entire body shaking, and her tear-stricken eyes looking at him with… anger. “Not another word, Deku. I don’t want to hear it!”

Izuku felt all the heat from his run evaporate. His world was becoming as frigid as the glaciers that still covered Antarctica. “But… Uraraka I—”

“No! Stop!” she shouted at him. Tears were running down her cheeks, but she seemed to pay them no mind. “Please, don’t say it. I can’t. I can’t accept it, Deku, so stop trying. It can’t be. I refuse.”

Mina’s jaw was on the floor. “What the f*ck is this bitch on about!? Momo! I thought you said she was gonna confess!”

Momo was just as stunned. “She… she was, but…”

Why, Ochaco? Why? Can’t you tell Midoriya’s heart is breaking?

Izuku’s feet were rooted to the spot as he stared at his friend, flat out denying what he was trying to say to her. Am I… being rejected? By Uraraka?

His own tears were starting to blur his vision.

But… but why?

Pain like none of the injuries he’d felt before ripped through his chest, tearing his heart out. He’d rather fight two Musculars again and face All For One than face this pain.

“Uraraka…” he whispered through gritted teeth, the crooked fingers of his right hand forming a tenuous fist. His nails bit into his palm, giving him a physical pain he could try to distract himself with. It didn’t work.

You were wrong, Iida. This is going to wreck our friendship.

“I won’t allow it,” she answered him, sniffing hard. “You’re going to be the greatest hero, Deku. There’s no time for any distractions. I’ll tell Yaomomo and the other girls that they can’t ask you out either.”

Yaoyorozu? The other girls? Izuku thought. Some of them might…??

Uraraka’s movement caught his eye as she started to come towards the door. The door that he was standing in front of. “Hey, that’s not fair…”

“It’s not about fair,” Uraraka replied. Her voice was frozen, and the tears appeared to have stopped trickling down from her tear ducts. “It’s necessary.” She stopped. “You’re in my way, Deku.”

“Being a hero… is about combating life’s unfairness,” Izuku answered her. His head dropped, looking down at his shoes but still able to somewhat see Uraraka in front of him. His own voice was hollow, but he could feel something beginning to stir in the frozen depths of the heart she’d just stomped on and shattered. Something fiery, like a volcano.

“I’ll float you away if I have to,” Uraraka threatened, frozen steel in her voice.

One For All, 8% Full Cowling!

Izuku’s body lit up as he let the power of his quirk flow through him. Little sparks of green lightning danced around his body. “Tell me why… Uraraka,” he said, his voice growing stronger as he recognized the emotion building in him. “Tell me why I’m not allowed to have nice things. Is it because I was quirkless? Is it because Bakugo was right and I can’t do anything right? Is it because I’m such a useless successor to All Might?” Her breath hitched as he looked up at her, and he could tell she was startled. Rage practically burned in his emerald eyes. A devastating emotional co*cktail of rage, grief, heartache, and confusion was consuming him, but wrath dominated them all.

“No, Deku!” Uraraka quickly said, clearly attempting to appease him. “That’s not it at all!”

“Then why!?” Izuku begged with furious intensity. “Tell me why, Uraraka! Why won’t you let me say it!?”

“Because I can’t,” Uraraka obstinately didn’t answer. “And nobody can! Now move, Deku!”

He firmed up his position in front of the door, feeling the strength of his quirk course through his muscles. Even tired as they were from the run, his legs were ready to go as he blocked Uraraka from the door. “Make me!”

“Deku, I don’t want to fight you!” Uraraka cried.

“Neither do I!” Izuku retorted. “But I will if you don’t help me understand! Why, Uraraka? Why are you doing this? Were you just stringing me along this whole time just so you could crush my heart like this? Was all the kindness you’ve shown everyone just an act? Was Kacchan right? Should I have just taken a swan dive off the roof after all!? Is that what you want?”

Uraraka froze. “Don’t… don’t even joke about that,” she said.

“Am I not strong enough? Is it because I haven’t said ‘I am here’ like All Might wanted me to yet? If you need me to prove I’m worthy I’ll do whatever it takes! I will work as hard as I have to, I’ll work until I break myself if that’s what you want!”

“You’re more than worthy!” Uraraka shouted. “It’s all I’ve been thinking about all day!”

“Then why won’t you let me be selfish just this once?” Izuku pleaded, trying to hold back the anger surging through his chest. “Why, Ochaco? Why can’t I say that I lo—”

“I SAID STOP!!!” Uraraka screamed, rushing towards him, head bowed down. Her hands were extended, finger pads ready to make contact. At this close range it would be difficult for Izuku to dodge her, and if he did she’d just run outside which could turn this into a huge scene. Thanks to her internship with Gunhead she had a number of martial arts moves available to her, while Izuku knew that he was just a self-taught brawler with power and speed thanks to One For All. In a straight-up fight without quirks, Uraraka had the advantage over him due to skill and technique that his stronger body couldn’t overcome. However, Uraraka’s emotional state was in disarray. She wasn’t thinking clearly; he wasn’t either, but in this moment and in these tight quarters he had three advantages over her.

One, despite their similar size, Izuku was taller than her, with slightly longer legs.

Two, he was faster. Uraraka had never seen the speed boost the extra 3% gave him.

Three, thanks to Iida and Hatsume, he’d created Shoot Style.

As Uraraka reached out towards him, Izuku whipped his right leg out in a vicious kick, catching his friend in her side. She cried out in pain as her breath left her, and Uraraka slammed into the wall just beside the bathroom door before falling onto her back. The gasp that left her mouth before she dropped to the ground, and Uraraka’s brief expression of pain on her face as her body crashed into the wall, made him blink. Izuku dropped his Full Cowling as he took a couple of steps towards her, reaching out his hand. “I’m sorry! Are you oka—?”

Uraraka slapped his hand away and screamed in rage as she shoulder-checked his gut. Izuku grunted, not prepared for her to pull off a move like that. “If you think I can’t take a hit, Deku, then you haven’t been watching me at all!” Uraraka roared at him.

He’d messed up. Uraraka’s fingers made contact with his chest, and Izuku could feel the effects of gravity being removed from him. Still, he wasn’t out of this yet. Even in a fight, Uraraka wouldn’t dare yeet him into orbit. So long as they stayed indoors he still had a shot. Gritting his teeth and mentally apologizing, Izuku raised his right arm and slammed his elbow down against Uraraka’s back. She gasped again, but made a guttural cry as she maintained her grip for a moment, twisting her body around and throwing him across the room.

Floating on his back, Izuku craned his neck up to keep looking at Uraraka. There was anger there, but it was different from what he’d been seeing before. Izuku’s offer for help a few seconds ago had probably done more than just tweak a nerve.

It didn’t change the fact that a part of his brain screamed, she’s hot when she’s angry.

She’s also terrifying!

Izuku’s ankles caught the marble-like stone that the bathtub was set into, and his horizontal trajectory was transformed into vertical as his body decided to swing in a circle with his ankles as the origin. Izuku’s head smashed into the stone on the other side of the porcelain, and as he grunted in pain his head began to float back up at the rebound from the impact.

“I wanted to vent all my frustrations from today in a rematch with Bakugo,” Uraraka told him, taking up her stance in front of the door, “but since we’re fighting now I guess I’ll do it on you instead, Deku!”

Izuku grinned, managing to place his feet on the rim of the stone as he engaged Full Cowling again. “Fine then,” he answered. “And when we’re done you’re going to tell me why we can’t be together, Ochaco!”

She may have taken away my weight, Izuku rationalized as he pushed off like a rocket. But I still have mass!

He barrelled into Uraraka’s chest, the gravity girl unable to get away from his momentum in time as his shoulder-check connected. Ochaco flew back a few feet from the force of the impact, her shoulder-blades crashing into the door. She hadn’t managed to absorb all of the force of Izuku’s forward motion, so he continued to float towards her, but more slowly now. Izuku got closer and he kicked with his right leg, with the toes of his red boots just managing to connect with Ochaco’s chin. The force of his own attack had the rest of him moving in the opposite direction, and Izuku felt his head crack into the floor. Growling, Ochaco managed to grab hold of the leg that he’d kicked her with while Izuku was still momentarily reeling from the pain of the blow to his noggin’. “While we’re at it,” she yelled, “why the hell are you still trying to be friends with Bakugo!?” Ochaco swung him like a bat into the wall beside the door.

She may have removed his weight, but he still had mass.

Shota nursed his vodka as he sat in the bar with Nemuri and Kamimoto. Iida, Todoroki, and Kaminari had just left them several minutes ago. “As I was saying,” Shota continued. “I want access to all the videos you have for myself, Midnight, the principal, and All Might,” he told Kamimoto. “I don’t want to be blindsided by information again like I was earlier today. It’d be beneficial to know what’s going to be shown beforehand.”

“But where’s the fun in that, Eraser?” Kamimoto snorted.

God, this woman…

“It’s only fun to see how you react to everything while all of your students are here.”

“I’m not here for fun and games,” Shota countered. “Apparently, the reason I’m here is to properly educate and train my class, not babysit them for a second summer vacation. If this is going to be an unexpected extension of their summer training camp, then I would like to treat it as such. Playtime ends tomorrow; it’s only rational that us teachers know what’s going on.”

“Relax, Eraser,” Kamimoto tried to wave him off again as she gulped down yet another tequila drink. “Everything is going to be fine. You can all learn about the past and future at the same pace as your students. That’s the whole point of this island. The only one who knows what your future would be is me, and if you’re going to be watching ahead of your students you’ll be spending too much time doing that instead of lesson planning for the next day.”

“If you think Aizawa and I can’t handle a few late nights binging shows then you’ve never met us before,” Nemuri countered. She took a sip from her rye.

Shota furrowed his brows as he glared at Kamimoto. “You’ve been dodging the point. Just say it plainly. Is it that you can’t give us access to all of the episodes, or that you won’t?”

Kamimoto lazily twirled her finger around. “And there you have it. The higher ups won’t let me. They’re saying that you need your beauty rest, Aizawa. If they just gave them all to you, you wouldn’t sleep a wink, so you’re being limited to six a day just like the students.”

“That’s highly irrational,” Shota countered. “I always make sure I have enough rest to function.”

“Being able to function and being properly rested are two different things, Shota,” Nemuri told him, not for the first time and certainly not for the last. “While I don’t necessarily approve of being forced to view these episodes at the same pace as the children, maybe you should do what she suggests. When was the last time you had a full night’s sleep?”

Shota had just opened his mouth to speak when the door to the sports bar opened. Shota made a slight noise of interest as he turned his head towards it. “Oh thank goodness!” Yaoyorozu, out of breath from apparently sprinting, exclaimed as she rushed into the room, closely followed by Jiro, Ashido, and Hagakure. They were still in their gym clothes. That was strange, they should have likely started eating by now. The buffet hall had just opened five minutes ago. “Mr. Aizawa! We need your help.”

He stiffened for a moment before raising his hand as the girls approached. They looked panicked. “Calm down. Tell me what’s going on.”

“It’s Midoriya!” Hagakure exclaimed.

Shota groaned. Of course. Of course the Problem Child would give him even more headaches today. “What’s going on?” Shota asked as he leaned back, placing his hand over his forehead. “Did he and Bakugo start fighting again?”

“No!” Yaoyorozu exclaimed. “He and Uraraka are fighting!”

That got his attention.

“They’re… fighting…?” Kamimoto asked. “But why would they—?” Shota noticed that she started to pale. “Uh-oh…”

Kayama frowned next to Shota. “Well, it certainly didn’t take long for their first lovers’ quarrel.”

Ashido shook her head. “No, it’s not that Miss Midnight! We were… well, we were spying on them in their room.”

Their room?” Kayama asked.

“Not the time.”

“We were pretty certain that one or both of them had been planning to confess their feelings to the other after what we saw today,” Jiro answered. “So we were curious and went to listen.”

“But it didn’t happen like we thought,” Yaoyorozu continued. “When Midoriya tried, Uraraka flatly rejected him, and started saying that she wasn’t going to let anyone date him, not even herself.”

“It’s a rational line of thought,” Shota replied. “We work you to the bone at UA. While we’re not like Shiketsu and don’t have a “no dating classmates” policy, having a relationship can simply be a complication that distracts you from your training.”

“Or it raises you up so you do better,” Kayama swiftly countered, shooting him a glare. Shota noticed the twitch of Yaoyorozu’s lips into a brief smile. He grumbled. While he didn’t fully share her world view on the subject of student relationships, she wasn’t wrong.

However… they also caused whatever was going on right now.

Aizawa grabbed his vodka and quickly drained what was left of it. He was going to need the buzz for when he was done dealing with this sh*t. “All right. Let’s go. Where are they?”

“They should still be—”

A loud crash from outside the sports bar interrupted Ashido, quickly followed by the familiar screaming of one pained Izuku Midoriya.

They all left the bar immediately, finding the source of the noise to be in the entrance hall at the base of the grand staircase. It wasn’t nearly as pretty now as it was earlier in the day. The crystal chandelier that had hung from the ceiling had been what had crashed down, straight into the fountain and breaking the stone dolphins. Lights were bursting with fountains of sparks like popcorn kernels and the balusters on the railings split like toothpicks as black tendrils snapped everywhere. Several other students had arrived from various places due to the commotion, and all of them were staring at what was happening while trying to evade the black tendrils that kept lashing out.

Shota ducked under one as he tried to get a grasp of the situation. A quirk going rampage? No. No one in either Class A or B has a quirk like this!

“It can’t be!” He whipped around at Kamimoto’s gasp. “No, this is too soon! Much too soon! It shouldn’t be happening yet!”

Midoriya’s scream of pain attracted his attention for a moment. Shota looked for him and found the screaming teenager right where he’d feared he’d be. The green-haired boy was in the centre of the blackness, seemingly engulfed by it, floating in the middle of the room with Uraraka’s arms tightly around him as she called the boy’s first name and hysterically apologized.

“What the f*ck?” Bakugo was here now too. “Hey! What’s going on with Deku?”

“Stand down!” Shota ordered. “All of you, get back! Kamimoto! Explain! Now! Is this a quirk?”

She nodded. “Yes! It’s a quirk. Technically it’s a subset of One For All called Blackwhip, but this is too soon! It’s not supposed to manifest until December, not now! What the f*ck is going on!?”

“If it’s a quirk, then you can erase it,” Kayama insisted, pushing the panicking bikini-clad redhead away and placing herself between the swirling black energy surging out of Midoriya and the students who’d come to alert them of the fight.

“Bakugo!” Shota barked, glancing back at where he’d heard the student’s voice. “Get All Might and the Principal! That’s an order! Jiro, Ashido, Kirishima, go with him. Yaoyorozu, I need you to make a net. Iida, Koda, standby and wait for my signal.” The pro hero turned and cast his gaze on Midoriya and Uraraka, both still floating over twenty feet in the air.

Just hang in there a minute longer you two. We’ll get you out of this.

This was not Ochaco’s best day.

She’d learned far too many bad things all at once for it to be her best day, but she’d also learned a lot of good things that balanced it out so that it wasn’t her worst day either. However, it was such an unusual day that there was no way she could ever call it an average day.

So what kind of day did you call one where you went from trying to beat the tar out of your crush, because reasons, to cradling him in your arms as you floated twenty feet above the ground while darkness exploded out of him like a malignant sea urchin?

A what the f*ck is my life day! That’s what I’d call it!

After Deku had punched their room’s door from its hinges, their fight had gone into the balcony hallway, scrapping their way down until they’d reached the entrance hall. It hadn’t taken Deku very long to get used to the concept of fighting while under the effects of her zero-gravity. It was honestly impressive how quickly he began adapting to it, which made the entire reason why they were fighting all the harder to bear.

She’d despaired that Deku was stubbornly rushing forward to get what he wanted, no matter the consequences, like he always did. While it had thrilled her that he wanted her, that Deku wanted her, Ochaco believed that in this instance, in order to save him she had to deny both of their hearts with everything she had.

With both of them floating and twisting around in the air above the fountain in the entrance hall, Deku’s hands wrapped around her wrists while Ochaco had her legs hooked around his torso just under his armpits from behind him and squeezing for all she was worth, Deku had said again, “Tell me why, Ochaco!”

Doing everything she could to keep her stomach in check as they twisted and spun around in this strange hold while Deku’s iron grip brought her pain, Ochaco had fired back, “Because I just don’t want to be with you!”

Deku screamed, “I know that isn’t it! Don’t lie to me!!!” in a way that made Ochaco cry as she felt her own heart shatter at her rebuttal, then all hell broke loose.

Darkness surged out from Deku’s body, cutting thin gashes against her cheek, arms, and legs. The black energy struck down the crystal chandelier and started wrecking the opulent room all around them, tearing gouges into the floor, ceiling, stairs, and walls. All thoughts of their fight fled Ochaco’s mind as she still maintained her grip on Deku with her legs. “What… is this?”

“I don’t know!” Deku answered her, his face contorted in pain. “It just… came out!” He cried out again in agony, his hands letting go of her arms, and Ochaco disengaged her legs in order to wrap her arms around his chest from behind. “Stop it, One For All!”

She hugged him close, burying her face into his shoulder. I didn’t want this! Whatever’s going on, please, make it stop! He’s in pain. Please, make it stop! I can’t bear to see Izuku like this!

“Izuku, you have to calm down!” she begged. “I’m sorry! It’s my fault you’re upset, but you need to calm down!”

She could feel Izuku grit his teeth in agony, the black energy whipping all around them, as he shook his head. “No, get away, Ochaco! I can’t control it!”

“I’m not leaving you!” Ochaco cried, holding on even tighter. He roared in agony, trying and failing to contain this strange power. She noticed that the majority of the darkness was actually bursting out from Izuku’s arms. Was this part of what Kamimoto meant? Was this what she meant by Izuku breaking himself?

“I’m sorry, Izuku! This is all my fault! This is what I was trying to stop! I’m sorry! Forgive me!”

“I’d never… blame you… Ochaco,” Izuku laboured to get out through his tightly clenched teeth. “But you’ve got to—”

“Shut up!” Ochaco ordered. “Even if it’s my fault, I won’t leave you like this!”

“It’s not—”

“Yes it is!” Ochaco insisted. “If I hadn’t been so stupid and scared and just told you why, we wouldn’t be here right now!”

The darkness faded and their gravity returned without warning, both of their quirks being suddenly cancelled. Ochaco felt Izuku twist in her grasp to wrap his arms around her as they fell, and she held on tightly. Their landing was soft, being caught in a net that seemed to exist for some reason, but all Ochaco could recognize was the doleful look on Izuku’s face as he looked her over. “Ochaco, you’re hurt…”

The heartfelt concern in his voice destroyed her more than anything else in the past ten minutes. Parched tear ducts flooded again as she began to whimper. “Don’t make me…” her voice was quiet, the only sound in the room. The anger and rage from before was completely gone; she had nothing left in her. “I just finished putting these feelings away a second time. Don’t make me feel them again.”

Izuku gave her a look of pure bewilderment. “A second time? What? What is that supposed to mean?”

Ochaco sniffed, looking up into his eyes. They were shining emeralds, so pure and wonderful that she didn’t deserve them to be looking at her with such concern, not after the horrible things she’d just done. Ochaco bit her bottom lip, and her voice came out in hoarse, choking sobs. “I couldn’t stand it, even though deep down I knew Aoyama and Mina were right. I got jealous any time I saw you talking to another girl, when you spent time around Melissa at I-Island, or Hatsume in the design studio... or that blonde girl from Shiketsu. I didn’t like it at all. But I saw you working so hard towards your goal, your dream of being a hero… I knew I couldn’t get in the way of that. My feelings for you didn’t matter. They’d only be a distraction if I told you. So during the second half of the licensing exam I decided to put them away, bury them deep down and lock them up. We were in UA to train to become heroes, not to do the stuff normal high school kids do.

“But then today, I saw everything you went through just to get to UA, all the effort you put in so that you could receive One For All from All Might, and how the very first time you used it was to save me during the practical exam. I fell for you all over again, because that’s just how amazing you are, Izuku. You will be the greatest hero in the world. Then when I heard your thoughts, and saw the way you looked at me, those feelings broke free from where I’d chained them down.”

Izuku was rooted to the spot, seemingly unable to believe what he was hearing. She could hear him start to mutter through the lower lip he was biting as the hamster wheel between his ears ran furiously to process what she’d said. “But if she likes me like she’s saying, why did she so coldly reject me? It doesn’t make any sense!”

“No, I guess it doesn’t make sense,” Ochaco replied, faintly giggling at how even now he’d still mumble his heart out. “I was all ready to tell you. I’d initially wanted to ask you if you thought it was possible for heroes to have relationships, because the girls told me at lunch that I wasn’t being fair to you; that I was making your decision on having a relationship for you. But then, Yaomomo told me something that made me believe it was possible, so I was all ready to tell you how I felt, hoping that you could return those feelings. After that however… I ran into Kamimoto, and she told me something she probably shouldn’t have.”

The tears were in full force as they streamed down her face. Ochaco would be surprised if she had any tears left to cry for the rest of her life after this. After all of this crap she’d just put him through, and seeing him in such pain because of her, he deserved the full truth. “Izuku… she said that just before the start of our second year you’re going to get into a fight where you’ll break yourself with One For All again. Where you’ll hurt yourself so bad you may not be able to use your arms ever again! I don’t know if what just happened is the same thing or not, but the thought of you hurting yourself so badly scares me so much!

Now do you see!?” she emphatically begged him, shaking her head back and forth as he still lay on top of her. “I can’t distract you with a relationship! No matter how much I want to. No matter how much you may want to. I can’t lose you like that! And if the only way I can do that is by pushing you away so that we all train harder than ever before, then I’ll do that! I’ll force all the girls away from you if I have to! No matter how much this hurts me, or hurts you, it’ll be worth it if we can all make it to second year together! I don’t care if I have to fight tooth and nail to prevent anyone and everyone from asking you out; or if I ruin every friendship I have. If it keeps you from getting hurt and making me see you broken and bleeding in a hospital bed again I’ll do it! So don’t say that you love me and please don’t make me say that I love you, Izuku! I can—”

Her words were stopped as Izuku pressed his lips to Ochaco’s, and she didn’t care anymore. All the similes and all the metaphors in all the literature in the world to describe how a kiss felt came up short.

But the ones that described it similarly to flying or floating were close.

After an eternity of her heart bursting with the staccato of a fireworks display soaring high above the clouds and Izuku’s lips the focal point of a surge of heat that extended to every part of her body, making her forget all the cuts, bruises, aches and pains from the gym and their fight; she opened her eyes as they parted. Izuku was smiling down at her. Ochaco’s lips trembled. She wanted this. She wanted this so much! She’d dreamed about having this, but… “You dummy,” she scolded in a quiet mumble. “We can’t do this. What about our dreams?”

He smiled at her, just a small, soft smile that made her blood flow with warmth. “My dream?” Izuku asked, wiping some of the blood on her cheek away with his thumb. “I always dreamed to be like All Might, to be a hero who saves everyone, but just now, I truly realized something. I’m not All Might. All Might stood at the top alone, but I was alone in my life for so long… I don’t want to be alone anymore. Even if I achieved my dream, it wouldn’t be complete without you in it.” Ochaco felt her blush grow deeper, and she couldn’t prevent herself from smiling at him as Izuku pressed his forehead against hers, looking down at her so tenderly with those gleaming emerald eyes. “And you’re already my hero, Ochaco. All Might may have helped me get into UA, but you’re the reason I’ve made it this far, and you’re why I’ll keep going. I’ll get stronger, and I’ll smash that future you’re scared of into a thousand pieces and take hold of the one we want with my own hands, but I can’t do that if you’re not beside me, encouraging me. I love you, Ochaco, and if I had a star for every time you brightened my day, I’d have a galaxy in my hand.”

Her heart went supernova again. She couldn’t fight it anymore, not after both of them had laid their feelings bare to one another. This was happening, future consequences be damned. “I love you too, Izuku,” she quietly confessed, and tilted her head up to initiate their second kiss. Izuku’s lips were warm; and his hands were gentle as they cradled her. There was no fiery need to go deeper and start involving tongues, not just yet. Right now this, this simple lip-on-lip action, was all that Ochaco needed.

A pained groan came from somewhere off to the side, and Ochaco felt every last drop of blood she possessed race to her head as she heard Mina whine, “Seriously?

“Heck yeah!” Kaminari’s voice cheered, and Ochaco was absolutely sure he was making a thumbs-up sign. “I told you that line would work, Midoriya!”

Like a door that desperately needed oil, Ochaco creaked her neck and tore her eyes away from Izuku. The room around them was a wreck, but standing amongst that wreckage, all gathered in what somewhat resembled a semi-circle, stood everyone else on the island, including Kaminari and his cheeky grin and dumb thumbs-up and an absolutely livid Mr. Aizawa! She just managed to catch sight of Midnight winking at her as she threw her arm out, spreading a faint violet mist over the two.

Okay, God, you can kill me now.

“I think you deserve a nice nap time together.”

As Izuku conked out on top of her thanks to Midnight’s quirk, Ochaco did the only thing that made sense at this moment, and took a deep inhale of the sleeping pheromone to join her new boyfriend in peaceful oblivion.

Chapter 11: Unexpected Power and Pinky Leads a Committee

Notes:

I would like to thank everyone for the overwhelmingly positive feedback from the last chapter. I am glad that many of you enjoyed how that went down, even if I did have to subject you to a barrage of corny pick-up lines.

Now have another chapter!

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When Izuku opened his eyes, he was surrounded by darkness. No, that wasn’t an apt description. It was more like he was in a place where light was being obscured due to a black mist that was constantly flowing through the sky above him, while he stood on a barren plain.

How am I standing? He thought. I can’t feel anything below my nose. I can’t even feel my hands. Where am I? What’s going on? Where’s Ochaco? The resort? Mr. Aizawa? All Might?

He heard a laugh, but didn’t have the ability to move his head to search for the location of the sound. “Calm down, Izuku, nothing bad has happened. Well, nothing terrible, at least.”

“Yeah, you say that, Nana, but the kid’s not doin’ it right!”

It was two voices, not just one! Izuku did all he could to move his eyes towards the sound, and surprisingly, his head tracked along with them. Standing in the mist in front of him was a gorgeous woman with a bright smile and black hair styled like his mother’s. Next to her was a bald man with a square jaw and a large, muscular build. He had goggles on his forehead, and was shirtless underneath a black leather jacket with iron pauldrons. A bandolier of bullets was slung from his right shoulder across his chest beneath the jacket. While the woman in her black costume and white cape was stunningly beautiful as she smiled, the funky man gave him a bit of a knowing grin.

All Might said that my mother’s hairstyle reminded him of his master. Is this woman Nana Shimura?

She nodded. “That’s right, Izuku. It’s a pleasure to meet you. Well, it would be nicer if we weren’t dead, but that’s life. Or unlife. Whatever. I’m glad to see Toshinori’s apprentice is doing well.”

The man glanced at her. “We don’t have a lot of time, Nana. First hasn’t even gotten a chance to talk to him yet. He’s going to be mad when he finds out you jumped the queue.”

Nana laughed. “Are you kidding? First loves me.”

“You think you’re so cute just because your protégé was the one to bust All For One’s head in and lock him up in Tartarus.”

“Cute? Bitch, I’m adorable.”

“Well I’m not going to take the fall for you getting ahead of yourself and wanting to talk to the kid first just because you happen to think he’s a cute green bunny.”

She sighed. “Fine, Daigoro, but didn’t you also want to congratulate him on sorting out his feelings and telling that sweet girl how he felt?”

The man, Daigoro, punched her in the shoulder, making Nana laughed. “Quit it! Yeah, I was happy the kid caught himself a cute girlfriend, but the bigger issue’s what happened while he was doin’ it.”

Izuku watched them chat in front of him, eyes darting back and forth like he was watching a tennis rally. What is going on?

The man turned his attention back to him, his and Nana’s legs slowly beginning to crumble like dust amidst the black mist flowing around all of them. “Sorry ‘bout that,” he gruffly apologized. “Congrats on Uraraka and all that. She’s a sweet kid; don’t let her go. Now then, I bet you want to know what happened back there. That power that exploded out of ya? That’s my quirk!”

If he had a mouth, Izuku would have surely gasped. His quirk? How’s that possible? One For All doesn’t have that kind of ability!

Daigoro smirked as he held out his hand, black tendrils of energy popping out of it. “Your mentor, Toshinori Yagi, or All Might, told you how One For All stockpiles and enhances power, right? For him and yourself, since you were both quirkless, all it did was boost your physical strength. But for the rest of us it also supercharges quirks.”

Nana held a hand to her heart. “Just like our spirits remain within One For All as vestiges, the quirks we had have also mingled with One For All, lying dormant inside of the core of its power.”

“And since One For All stockpiles, it grows stronger as each person does, with each new successor,” Daigoro continued. “That little core of power has been growing, and now, it seems you’re just strong enough to start using the powers that have been bundled up inside of it. Just now, all you could think of was having that girl with you, right? And holding on to her until she told you what was going on?”

Izuku tried to look away in embarrassment, but both past inheritors smiled kindly at him. “Not exactly the most heroic sentiment, but capturing someone is exactly what my quirk, Blackwhip, is perfect for,” Daigoro stated, using his quirk that was still flowing out of his hand to wrap around Nana and lift her up. She… giggled!?

“But you’ve got to remember this. My quirk has also been growing while inside of One For All. It’s gonna be a hell of a lot stronger than it was in my day, which means you’re going to need to be extra careful. You can’t just use this power casually while you’re distracted by something else.”

Daigoro and Nana were starting to fade, like they were being blown away by the wind, even faster now. Only their torsos and above were still visible, but they were beginning to crumble as well.

“Listen up, kid. My quirk will really start working for you if you use it out of anger, but what matters is controlling your heart.” He tapped where Izuku’s heart would have been with his fist. “It’s okay to be angry. Rage can be a source of strength, too, but you’ll need to control it better. Remember, One For All has gotten insanely strong thanks to the eight of us before you. The power Toshinori had was nothing compared to what you’re going to grasp; so get ready kiddo. You’re going to inherit all six of our quirks.”

“Make good use of us, Izuku,” Nana said as Daigoro let her go, but she continued to float above the ground of this quirkspace. “You told that girl that you didn’t want to be alone anymore, so remember this: all of us are right here with you, and we can’t wait to see what you do with this power.”

The two inheritors were down to just their heads now, and Izuku started to feel his presence here get weaker, like something was pulling him back. “Oh, by the way!” Nana called out to him. “Tell Toshi I said “hi”. I’m really proud of him; he picked a great successor in you. We’ll leave the couch open for him when it’s his time to join us in unlife in here.”

Amahi Kamimoto groaned, pinching the bridge of her nose while she stood in the medical room of her resort. Both sleeping teenagers had been brought in, gotten their injuries checked out, and were now patched up as they slept on beds. Fortunately none of them were all that bad, not even Deku after Blackwhip exploded out of his arms, so she didn’t have to break out the bacta tanks she had underground. Even without a quirk she had managed to shoo Eraser Head, Midnight, and the students out, and Nezu had willingly complied as well, but All Might in his deflated form had stubbornly stayed here, waiting for his successor to wake.

“One day,” she uttered. “One f*cking day. Six episodes into season one and you all are already giving me seasons five and six headaches. f*ck. Why did this have to happen? This was just supposed to be a fun little experiment. Blackwhip wasn’t supposed to show up for another three months and it’s here now? I never should have told Uraraka. What even is my life right now?”

“Kamimoto,” the sole other conscious occupant of the room opened up, “what Young Uraraka was saying, about Young Midoriya injuring himself again to the point of being unable to use his arms? Is that true?”

“I’ve said enough,” Amahi replied, shaking her head. “You’ll just have to wait.”

“Okay, what about this “Blackwhip”? Is it what came shooting out of Young Midoriya?”

Amahi looked at the retired pro for a long moment before sighing. “Well, since it’s you, and since Deku will probably tell you anyway, it’s the quirk of Daigoro Banjo, the fifth holder of One For All.”

She saw All Might’s beady eyes widen in the shadows of his face. “The quirk of the fifth?” he softly gasped. “B-but how?”

“One For All stockpiles power with each new holder, right? It also retains the spirits of those who came before, the vestiges. Within the vestiges are the quirk factors of their DNA, bundled up and fused with One For All. Or maybe it’s more fair to say that the quirk factors contain the spirits? With the ninth inheriting everything that came before and growing stronger himself, those dormant quirk factors are finally maturing into a state where he’ll be able to access them.” Amahi gave All Might a very serious look, doing her best to impress upon him the gravity of her statement. “That timid quirkless boy, you did not just give him your quirk. You passed on to him the powers of One For All and the six quirked heroes who held that power before you.”

“You mean Deku’s going to have seven quirks!?”

Amahi snapped her head sideways. Uraraka had woken up during her explanation and was sitting upright. She was looking at the conversing adults with a dumbfounded expression on her face. Groaning again, Amahi placed her hands on her head and rubbed at her eyes with the heels of her palms. “This is a major spoiler, Uraraka, so keep this to yourself until we get there in the show, all right? Yes, he’s going to manifest the quirks of the past holders of One For All. That black energy that surged out of him? That’s one of them: Blackwhip. It was supposed to manifest in early December, but I suppose something happened between you two that caused it to manifest early.”

Uraraka’s permanent blush marks on her cheeks darkened while the area around them grew rosy. She pushed her index fingers together and looked down towards her knees. “Uh, yeah… something like that…”

Amahi continued watching her for a few moments, seeing the nervous and embarrassed expression on the teenage girl’s face beneath the gauze patch on her cheek. Bringing a hand to the back of her head, she scratched just above her neck underneath her scarlet hair. “Hey, Uraraka, I’m sorry. I shouldn’t have said anything to you about that. That was my bad.”

“No! It’s okay!” the brunette blurted out. “If what you said is true, then it’s even more important for Deku to train really hard in order to control his power.”

Amahi shook her head. “While that’s true, you’re also going to be here for roughly three weeks,” she stated. “Plus once you’re out, no time will have passed back at UA, so you’ll still be just barely into the start of your second term. You’ll have almost a month of extra training and knowledge of the past and future at your command. And if you do nothing but train, train, train, you’re gonna suffer from burnout. That’s something you should avoid at all costs. So if me telling you about his future injuries caused you to hurt both him and yourself to try to protect Deku from himself, that’s my fault. I was just trying to push you into hurrying up and getting together so you could enjoy the time you do have, and maybe being in a relationship will give him the motivation to not be a reckless numbskull in the future.”

Uraraka quietly chewed on her lip, appearing to mull over the words she spoke. A soft groan came from the other occupied bed in the room.

“Deku!” “Young Midoriya!”

Both Uraraka and All Might had risen, Uraraka to her hands and knees on the bed as she changed position and All Might simply to his feet. Midoriya was just waking up, and he asked, “Where am I?” as he moved his head around.

“You’re in the medical station of the resort,” All Might said. “We were all really worried about you, young man.”

“All Might?” he asked, blinking. “All Might!” The boy shot up in bed, startling Amahi and the other two with how quickly he was suddenly awake. “I saw her! She spoke to me! Nana Shimura!”

“Hold on Youn—Nana?” All Might’s eyes grew wide as he fell back into his chair. “You… saw my master? My predecessor? She spoke to you?”

Amahi’s jaw dropped as she heard what Midoriya said. Nana Shimura talked to him!? Not the First? Holy crap! What in the hell am I gonna tell Chief? “Hi Chief! First day was great! We have confirmed Green Tea, but Midoriya also manifested Blackwhip already and had a chat with Shimura! By the way, I need repairs in the Maple Theatre, the front hall, and Midoriya and Uraraka’s room.” That’s going to go over so well…

“Yeah,” Midoriya said, completely not noticing the mini freak-out Amahi was going through as she started to sweat. “She and this funky bald guy in a leather jacket, Daigoro, I think, he was one of the past holders of One For All, and they said that that black stuff was his quirk, Blackwhip! It’s supposed to be really useful for capturing villains, so I think it’ll make a great support quirk, but they also said that it’s gotten stronger within One For All since One For All’s gotten stronger since Daigoro had it, so I’ll need to be careful when using it. I should probably ask Sero or Mr. Aizawa for pointers, since Mr. Aizawa’s capture weapon and Sero’s quirk are both excellent for capturing a target.”

“Breathe, Deku, breathe,” Uraraka giggled.

He didn’t seem to hear her as he blushed and looked down before looking back up at his mentor. “Also, All Might? Your master told me to tell you something.” All Might slowly nodded his head, his expression unreadable. “She said to tell you, “Hi”. Also, she’s really proud of you, and thinks you did a good job picking me to pass One For All on to. Oh, and that they’ll leave the couch open for you when it’s your time to join them?”

All Might smiled and placed a hand on Midoriya’s head. There were a few tears in his eyes. “Thanks, Young Midoriya. I… I look forward to it. If you should see her again later, tell her that I said “Hi” too.”

Midoriya nodded. “I will. Oh, and All Might? Your master… she was really pretty.”

All Might smiled and ruffled his hair. “Yeah. Yeah she was.”

Uraraka pouted, the dangerously cute look on her face bringing Amahi back to what was actually going on in the room. “Hey Midoriya, pro tip. Don’t call another woman pretty in front of your girlfriend right after you become a couple.”

“What?” he asked, before turning to notice Uraraka on the bed next to him, giving him a sour look. “H-Hi! Uraraka! Are you okay? You didn’t get hurt badly, did you?”

“Well you certainly seem to be lively,” she replied. Uraraka sighed. “No, I’m fine, Deku. It’s just a few bruises and scratches. We should spar more often, without the emotional baggage though. It was kinda fun. I don’t think All Might’s ever paired us against each other in class before.”

“Oh… yeah…” Midoriya replied, and Amahi could tell that he was beginning to blush. Uraraka watched his face and started blushing again too, and the air grew awkward.

Smirking, and glad that she could at least take some solace that something good happened today, Amahi got to her feet. “I’ve got a few calls to make, and I’m sure All Might wants to let your friends know that you’re both okay,” Amahi stated as she placed a hand on the retired pro’s shoulder. “When you’re feeling ready you can either head off for supper or go to your room and order room service. I’ll get the door fixed in a jiffy so you can have some privacy.”

All Might coughed as she dragged the frail man behind her. “Their room!? Young Midoriya and Young Uraraka are sharing a room?”

“Oh relax! They’re in different beds. It’s fine.” Amahi opened the door to her medical room and quickly walked out with the former Symbol of Peace grasped by the collar. She turned back quickly and gave the two teens a quick thumbs-up before closing the door again.

Izuku and Ochaco were now sitting on the sides of their beds, facing one another, but both looking down at their knees with their hands clenched into fists on top of them. Ochaco was blushing. Izuku was still as shirtless as he’d been when he’d entered their room, and it was honestly distracting. She didn’t want to come across as rude by ogling him or devouring him with her eyes, even though she had confessed and they’d kissed. Twice.

Oh God, we actually did that! That wasn’t part of the dream, was it?

“Hey, Deku…” she said quietly, flicking her eyes up a couple of times before forcing them to stay focused on his jewel-like eyes. “That… really happened, right? We k-k-kissed?”

Izuku’s face, what wasn’t covered by patches of gauze that mirrored hers, went crimson as he slowly nodded and tilted his head back up. “Y-yeah… looks like it. You, you meant it, right? That you l… l-l-l-loOve me?”

Ochaco giggled at Izuku’s cute stammer. It really wasn’t fair. He couldn’t possibly be this hot but still act in such a cute way. It was like Gunhead in that way. sh*t. Gunhead was going to f*cking squeal when he found out. Ochaco threw thoughts of Gunhead into the trash and nodded her head. “W-w-well, I don’t know if it’s l-love, exactly, since I don’t really know what that’s supposed to feel like, but I do, like, like-like you… Izuku.”

Ochaco felt her face heating up like a frying pan. She had just said his name again. Was that okay? Scratch that, was this really fine? He was trying so hard to catch up and be the best hero he could be. She couldn’t possibly get in his way and take up his precious time like this.

“Oh no, it’s spreading,” Izuku chuckled.

Ochaco slapped her hands to her cheeks. “Gosh, I said that out loud, didn’t I?” she asked as she felt the force of gravity vanish from her. Ochaco scrambled to return it back to herself before she could start floating away and hid her face in embarrassment.

“It’s fine! I want the distraction Ura—O-O-Ocha-aco,” Izuku stuttered. She glanced up at him hopefully, feeling her heart do cartwheels at the sound of Izuku’s voice speaking her given name. He slapped himself in the face before quickly yelping out. “I lo— I like-like you too, Ochaco. Please go out with me!”

“Yes!” she replied before her head could get in the way, possibly because she was startled by him suddenly striking himself. “And please, you can keep calling me Ochaco! I like hearing you say it!”

“Then you can call me Izuku!” the broccoli-haired boy rapidly answered. “I’m sorry for kissing you earlier without permission. May I kiss you again?”

“Please do!” Ochaco burst out, and leapt at Izuku.

Instead of being swiftly caught in his arms and swept into another kiss that made her feel like her quirk had activated without any nausea-inducing drawbacks, their foreheads painfully collided. Wincing and groaning, the pair of idiots hissed and rubbed at their foreheads before their eyes met and they devolved into a fit of giggles that took several minutes to abate. Neither could help it, they were both just so happy.

“So we’re dating now?” Izuku asked, smiling and looking so incredibly cute and hopeful.

“Yes, yes we are,” Ochaco replied, beaming at him. She felt free, weightless. Her heart was soaring above the clouds. “That was so easy!” she laughed. “I’m such an idiot! I should have told you how I felt weeks ago if I knew it’d make me feel this good!”

“Weeks?” Izuku chuckled. “If it was going to be this easy I should have asked you out months ago, after the Sports Festival!"

“I know! Why did something so easy turn out to be so hard?”

“Oh my God! We could have spent all summer together!”

"We are so stupid!"

"Then I guess we’ll need to make up for lost time.” He took initiative now that he had her express permission to kiss her, and did just that. Ochaco moaned into his lips, wrapping her arms around Izuku’s broad shoulders and pressing her fingers into his back, carefully keeping her pinkies extended so he didn’t float. Hearing that he’d been crushing on her too for that long had her heart doing barrel rolls through a peaceful moonlit starry sky, a good enough distraction to keep her mind from chastising herself for waiting so long, or for being so hung up on thinking that she’d be a distraction.

Her stomach could wait too. Right now, her body desperately needed lip-time with her boyfriend far more than it needed food.

Mina Ashido has created chat “There are WORDS that must be SAID”

Mina Ashido has invited Contact Group Class 1-A minus Midori and Ochaco to the chat

Mina Ashido has invited Itsuka Kendo, Tetsutetsu Tetsutetsu, and Mei Hatsume to the chat

Mina Ashido has made Momo Yaoyorozu a chat admin

Mina Ashido has changed their name to Pinky Hero: Alien Queen!

Pinky Hero: Alien Queen!: So… that happened.

Pinky Hero: Alien Queen!: Looks like Midori and Ochaco are off the market!

Kyoka Jiro has changed their name to Jacks

Jacks: So are we going to ignore that black sh*t that was coming out of Midoriya?

Jacks: Also, Kaminari.

Jacks: I’m going to jab my jacks into you while you sleep.

Denki Kaminari has changed their name to Chargebolt

Chargebolt: What did I do?

Pinky Hero: Alien Queen!: You gave Midori all those horrible pick-up lines!

Chargebolt: But they worked, didn’t they!?

Chargebolt: I was pretty proud with some of them.

Chargebolt: Coming up with space-themed ones for Uraraka like he asked for was a bit of a challenge.

Chargebolt: But I’m glad he went with the “galaxy in my hand” line. That one was gold.

Katsuki Bakugo has changed their name to KING EXPLOSION MURDER

KING EXPLOSION MURDER: why am i here?

KING EXPLOSION MURDER: wait

KING EXPLOSION MURDER: dunce-face, you’re the one who made me listen to deku spout that sappy love crap?

Jacks: That wasn’t the line I was talking about, Kaminari. That one wasn’t that bad.

Jacks: The one I’m concerned about is the “nice asteroids” one, but the fifty other lines you let him subject Uraraka to demand compensation.

Minoru Mineta has changed their name to Grape Juice

Grape Juice: Midoriya said that to Uraraka & he’s not ded?

Grape Juice: ̀_́)

Toru Hagakure has changed their name to Invisible Girl

Invisible Girl: Don’t even think about it, Mineta!

KING EXPLOSION MURDER: if you created this chat just to talk about that nerd and round face hooking up i will explode you raccoon eyes

KING EXPLOSION MURDER: (°□°)҉̨̛҉҉̨

Pinky Hero: Alien Queen!: Rude!

Pinky Hero: Alien Queen!: I’ve made a girls-only chat to talk about that.

Pinky Hero: Alien Queen!: No.

Pinky Hero: Alien Queen!: This chat is to talk about all the stuff we saw today.

Pinky Hero: Alien Queen!: And about the weird black stuff that came out of Midori.

Pinky Hero: Alien Queen!: Without Mr. Aizawa or Principal Nezu listening in.

Tsuyu Asui has changed their name to Froppy

Froppy: So safe space?

Invisible Girl: Safe space.

Froppy: Then how come Midoriya and Ochaco haven’t been invited to the chat?

Pinky Hero: Alien Queen!:

Froppy: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

KING EXPLOSION MURDER: f*ck that i’m out

Ejiro Kirishima has changed their name to MANLY RED RIOT

MANLY RED RIOT: Don’t be like that Bakubro.

Momo Yaoyorozu has changed their name to Creati

Creati: Language, Bakugo!

KING EXPLOSION MURDER: ill write what i wanna write, high class!

KING EXPLOSION MURDER: thought this was a safe space or some sh*t

KING EXPLOSION MURDER: so since i was invited into this chat and you haven’t given me the ban hammer i take it you actually want something from me

Pinky Hero: Alien Queen!: Yeah, WTF Bakugo? You told Midori to kill himself in Jr. High?

MANLY RED RIOT: TBF, Ashido, Bakugo tells people to die like, every time he uses his quirk

MANLY RED RIOT: It’s an intimidation tactic

KING EXPLOSION MURDER: Kirishima gets it

Tetsutetsu Tetsutetsu has changed their name to Real Steel

Real Steel: Weren’t you saying something about it earlier?

KING EXPLOSION MURDER: don’t make it sound all heroic like i was keeping him from being a hero for his own protection or something

KING EXPLOSION MURDER: i stopped being his friend in kindergarten

KING EXPLOSION MURDER: i bullied that nerd because im strong and have an awesome quirk and he was a quirkless loser

KING EXPLOSION MURDER: him talking about heroes all the time and acting like he was going to become one when he was just a scrawny weakling without power really pissed me off

KING EXPLOSION MURDER: it made me think like that worthless f*ck was trying to be my equal or something, like i needed his help when i was so much stronger and better than him

KING EXPLOSION MURDER: heroes like All Might were awesome because they beat up bad guys and always won without getting help from anyone

KING EXPLOSION MURDER: i didn’t see the stuff in deku that All Might did at the time, or understand all that sh*t about saving people

KING EXPLOSION MURDER: and i don’t care if you forgive me or not im here to become the number one hero not play nice and make friends

KING EXPLOSION MURDER: now screw this chat im going for a walk invite me in again and i WILL explode you

KING EXPLOSION MURDER: (°□°)҉̨̛҉҉̨

Tenya Iida has changed their name to Ingenium

KING EXPLOSION MURDER has left the chat

Ingenium: Bakugo, that behaviour is...!

Itsuka Kendo has changed their name to Battle Fist

Ingenium: ...he left!

Battle Fist: Well that was… something.

Creati: Something is right.

Mashirao Ojiro has changed their name to Tailman

Tailman: Would anyone mind telling me why we’re all on our phones when we’re all in the buffet hall? Couldn’t we just, you know, talk?

Mina looked up from her phone, seeing that Ojiro was right. Apart from Bakugo, who hadn’t bothered to eat dinner with the rest of them; Midori and Ochaco, since they were presumably still in the medical room; and the adults, as they’d all gone to the bar again to talk away from the students; all of them were currently in the buffet hall.

She slammed her hand down on her table, the loud noise from it attracting everyone’s attention. “Fine then! I hereby call this meeting to order! Secretary Yaomomo, please read the agenda!”

Momo looked up at her in slight surprise from her spot on the other side of the table. “I didn’t know we had an agenda. I’m sorry, Mina.”

“What sort of committee did you start without informing the class, Ashido?” Iida inquired.

“Enough of that!” Mina replied. “First order! How many of us are sharing rooms? If you are, raise your hands. I already know that Toru and I are.”

Tsu, Shoji, Kaminari, Mineta, Kirishima, Kyoka, Todoroki, Momo, and Sero all raised their hands. “Shoji and I are in the same room,” Tsu spoke up. “It was a little awkward waking up this morning, but I’m at least glad we have separate beds, ribbit.”

“Mineta and I are rooming together,” Kaminari declared.

“Same here with me and Bakugo,” Kirishima added.

“That’s not surprising at all,” Kyoka said. “Anyway, it looks like Todoroki and I are also sharing a room.”

“So are me and Yaoyorozu,” Sero said with a nod. “I was really nervous when I found that out this morning.”

Mineta slammed his fist down on the table. “Sero…! First Midnight, then the girl from Shiketsu, and now Yaoyorozu!” Tears of blood emerged from his eyes. “I will never forgive you!”

Completely ignoring that, Mina continued. “So that’s two boy-boy pairs, one girl-girl pair, and four boy-girl pairs,” she concluded. “Huh. Looks like none of the girls in our class are on their own. Hey, Kendo? Are you and Tetsutetsu sharing a room?”

Kendo shook her head. “No, we’re in rooms opposite one another,” she replied. “And Hatsume’s got her own room at the other end of the hall from us.”

“Hang on,” Iida spoke up. “Ashido, you said four boy-girl pairs. By process of elimination, that would mean that Midoriya and Uraraka are also paired together.”

She nodded. “That’s right.”

Tetsutetsu frowned. “Hey, didn’t we just watch them basically become a couple about a half hour ago?”

Mina grinned and giggled, placing her fingers up near her lips. “That’s also right.”

Steam seemed to escape from Iida’s nostrils as he leapt to his feet. “I must find Kamimoto and request a room change for them immediately!” he declared. “While I approve of their relationship, it would shame UA if they were to be fornicating!”

“Iida!” Momo gasped, also rising while more than a few giggles and snorts started from Iida uttering the word “fornicating” in reference to the sweet and innocently pure pair of Midoriya and Uraraka. “I don’t believe this! Intimate relationships between students are not forbidden in the UA student code of conduct!”

“I am only doing what is best for their futures,” Iida replied. “As first-year UA students who have achieved provisional hero licenses we are the best of the best. Engaging in such immoral behaviour on school grounds is against the rules.”

“But we’re not on school grounds,” Kendo reminded him. “And this isn’t a school event, Iida. They have the freedom to do what they want.”

He paused. “E-even so, they should at least be discouraged against it. As I said, I approve of their relationship status, but there are some activities that hero students just should not be partaking in when they have their studies to concern themselves with.”

Tetsutetsu glanced at his class rep. “Hey Kendo, don’t you think Iida and Shiozaki would make a nice couple?”

“Hey you’re right,” Kendo agreed, snapping her fingers and smiling. “And we’d know that neither of them would ever dream of drowning themselves in sin on school grounds.”

“I-I beg your pardon! What are you talking about? I don’t have time for a relationship with Miss Shiozaki, even if she is a rather nice girl.”

“You could always swing by the design studio, Legs,” Hatsume called, waving while she carried a piece of blueberry cheesecake back to her table. “I’d really like to examine those engines in closer detail.”

“The male to female ratio in our classes is messed up,” Mineta grumbled as Iida sputtered. “There aren’t enough beautiful babes to go around, and Midoriya’s already gotten the third hottest girl in 1-A to become his girlfriend.”

“That can’t possibly be all you’re taking from this, right?” Sato asked, giving Mineta a side-eye glance.

“Iida!” Momo sternly called him out again. “While I understand your desire to keep things civil and prevent anything…” Momo blushed slightly, “carnal occuring, I do not agree with your first action being deciding to separate Midoriya from Uraraka right after he’s found happiness. We all saw what his life was like before UA, right?” Momo cast her gaze around the buffet hall to all of their classmates. “He was bullied and tormented for years and made to feel subhuman due to being quirkless. He clearly had no good relationships amongst his peers. As I’m sure the rest of you have thought, Aldera sucked. That Midoriya was able to make it through such a setting and still be himself is astonishing and speaks wonders about his drive and character; however, this does give reason to believe that the very idea of him ever having a relationship as special as a girlfriend would have been pure fantasy to him.”

Tokoyami dipped his head and folded his arms in acknowledgement. “Stated like that, I concur. Separating Midoriya and Uraraka at this stage would be simply deplorable.”

“And they’ll have to go back to being in separate dorm rooms anyway once we’re done here, ribbit” Tsu pointed out. “So since this is like an extended summer vacation with some special lessons and training, maybe we should just let them enjoy it while it lasts.”

Shoji nodded. “Yeah, I agree.”

Ojiro rubbed the back of his head. “Are we sure nothing’s going to happen, though? I know it’s Midoriya and all, but, isn’t a tropical island resort setting like this a pretty iconic romance location.”

Momo folded her arms and swiftly surveyed the room. “Whether they get up to anything exceedingly romantic or not is their business, and so long as they’re smart about it, it won’t become our business either.”

“If something like that happens,” Mineta began under his breath, “I swear I’m gonna…”

“But that’s not to say we won’t tease them or anything,” Mina piped up. “Okay, first order concluded! Second order!” She slammed her hand down on the table again. “One For All!”

“Just how powerful is Midoriya!?” Toru exclaimed. “That’s what I really want to know!”

“Are you referring to how powerful is he when using his quirk safely, or at his maximum strength?” Todoroki asked.

“Both!” Toru responded with flailing sleeves.

Hatsume hummed while enjoying a bit of her cheesecake. “When he came by the studio for costume upgrades, he said he wanted arm braces to reduce the strain on his ligaments,” she said. “Seeing what happened to him in your entrance exam and fitness test, I’m guessing he broke his bones a lot.”

“Did you not see him in the quarterfinals against Todoroki?” Mina asked.

Hatsume blew her off. “Nah. Once I was done showing off my babies to the support company boxes I was finished so I skipped on outta there.”

Iida placed a hand to his chin. “Midoriya did say earlier that he can use between five to eight percent with his Full Cowling, that’s the move he came up with where he’s using One For All throughout his entire body that he learned how to do during his internship.”

“Has he said anything about how much he can use at once without breaking anything?” Kirishima asked.

“Since he’d been keeping the specifics of his quirk more or less a secret until today, no,” Iida answered with a sigh. “Given the nature of his past injuries, I’m sure that Midoriya has been hesitant to attempt much experimenting lest he experience more painful whacks to his shins courtesy of Recovery Girl.”

“Yeah, he’s only a couple stamps away from getting a free two-day Heroics suspension on his stamp card,” Sero snickered.

“That card’s real?” Tetsutetsu asked. “I’d heard rumours about it from upperclassmen, but I thought they were joking.”

“It’s real,” Todoroki replied. “I was with Midoriya the last time he saw Recovery Girl before finals and saw her stamp it. She was not happy with him.”

“However, while he is strong enough to help push Kirishima through a wall,” Iida continued, “I can probably say that Midoriya is nowhere near capable of crushing a fridge like an aluminum can with just his hand.”

“Darn it,” Toru complained. “That would be so cool.”

“I propose a series of experiments in the quirk training facility tomorrow, then,” Momo offered. “If possible, we may be able to ask Mr. Aizawa to administer the quirk assessment test again so long as he wasn’t already planning on doing so.”

“So are we doing all this to build up Midoriya?” Kyoka asked.

“We’ll be training ourselves too, of course,” Momo replied. “But it’s only fair. After all, we’ve all had our quirks for basically as long as we can remember. Midoriya’s only had his since February and he wasn’t given the opportunity to practice or develop it as much as we all were early in the year since every time he used it he’d break his bones.”

“But what about that black stuff that was shooting out of him earlier?” Kaminari asked worriedly. “That was pretty scary. Is that going to pop up again?”

Mina turned to look at Momo. Their ponytailed vice-rep had been doing a lot of the talking about training Midori’s quirk, after all, and she was the top student in the class. If anyone was going to have a plan for that, it’d be her. “Well… since we don’t know anything about that…” she stopped herself. “No, wait, we do. Miss Kamimoto said something to Mr. Aizawa about it being a subset of One For All, an extra power maybe? Perhaps it’s similar to Todoroki’s Half-Cold Half-Hot where it’s a combination?”

“I think there’s a problem with that suggestion,” Todoroki countered. “If One For All had that kind of power, don’t you think we would know about it?”

“We didn’t even know One For All was the name of Midori’s quirk until today,” Mina fired back. “We all thought it was called “Superpower” for months.”

Kendo shook her head. “That’s not what Todoroki’s getting at, Ashido. Remember, who did Midoriya receive his quirk from?”

“He got it from All Might, duh,” Sero answered. “We watched the scene with him swallowing the hair and then he punched that robot into smithereens. That’s definitely All Might’s power.”

“Exactly,” Kendo replied.

“If All Might gave Midoriya One For All, and One For All had that kind of black energy power,” Todoroki reasoned, “don’t you think we’d have seen All Might using it? He’s been active since our parents were our age at least. In all that time, he would have had to have used it at least once.”

“So what are you suggesting?” Aoyama inquired.

Todoroki narrowed his eyes. “I think Midoriya had a quirk all along, but since everyone around him said he didn’t he just never knew it existed.”

Mina’s eyes widened. “Hold up! You’re saying that Midori was never actually quirkless?”

“It makes sense,” Hatsume added. “Remember what I said? I’ve got a quirk and I’m like Midoriya with the extra joint in my pinkie toes. That doctor he saw probably took one look at the toe joint in the x-ray and went “sorry kid, it’s not going to happen” since that energy quirk looked like an emitter type. Since my Zoom is a mutation of my eyes it was a lot easier to prove that I had a quirk, extra joint or not.”

“True, emitter types are difficult to grasp if you don’t know you have them,” Momo commented. “But why would it only appear now?”

“A good question,” Tokoyami said. “Midoriya has been in stressful situations and exposed to danger throughout his life; from the abuse sent his way by Bakugo to the Sludge Villain incident last spring. Not to mention all of the times we have been in danger since enrolling in UA thanks to the League. If this Juuchi Yosamu of his was indeed his quirk, what could have caused it to arise when fighting with Uraraka?”

Mina tilted her head, and she wasn’t the only one who looked at Tokoyami blankly. “His what?” Sato asked.

Tokoyami looked around at his classmates. Not one of them seemed to grasp what he had said. “Juuchi Yosamu. Ten Thousand Cold Nights. A blade made by Muramasa in competition with Masamune that would cut indiscriminately. Since the darkness he was emitting also seemed to strike and harm Uraraka, I believed it was a fitting name. Do none of you know this?”

“Kuroiro and Kamakiri probably would have,” Kendo said, giving the crow-headed youth an awkward smile while all of Tokoyami’s classmates shook their heads, “but not me, sorry.”

“I apologize,” Iida remarked as Tokoyami scoffed. “I see now I did not pay enough attention to folklore and legends in middle school.”

“Let’s… put a pin in naming it until later,” Mina suggested. “And we can talk to Midori about it later tomorrow. I have a feeling we won’t be seeing him or Ochaco tonight unless we ambush them.”

Kaminari tapped his finger against his table. “But… wouldn’t Midoriya’s quirk still be something like his mom’s telekinesis or his dad’s fire breathing?”

“Could be a random mutation,” Ojiro suggested. “He’s already a statistical anomaly; might as well give Midoriya the full package of super rarity.”

“He is a diamond in the rough, I’ll give him that,” Momo agreed.

Mina grinned, but decided that it wouldn’t be prudent to tease Momo about that comment right now in front of the whole class. She could do that in the girls-only chat later tonight before bed. “Second order concluded! Third order!”

“There’s more?” Sato asked faintly.

“Who’s up for hitting the pool or checking out the waterpark? Let’s have fun tonight guys!”

Iida’s rebuttal of, “But we just ate!” was drowned out by the cheers that greeted Mina’s suggestion.

Notes:

I'm thinking I'll have one more chapter before we return to them reacting to most of the rest of season 1. I still haven't decided on whether or not they will be reacting to the two MHA movies that have been done, but at least Two Heroes is canon insofar as the fic goes due to Ochaco's previous mention of Melissa Shield.

Chapter 12: Izuku and Ochaco Call Shenanigans!

Notes:

(See the end of the chapter for notes.)

Chapter Text

‘...and yell this from the depths of your heart! SMAAAAAASH!!!’

Ochaco snuggled in closer to Izuku, the two of them together on Izuku’s bed and watching the show again after having finished their dinner of matching bowls of tonkotsu ramen with green tea mochi ice cream for dessert brought up by room service. Their door had been fixed by the time they’d returned, along with all damages that had accidentally happened to their room during their fight. It was pretty amazing, actually, that the damage had already been repaired. Even the cracks in the stone and tub were gone as if they’d never been there at all.

Ochaco looked at her right hand as it was held in Izuku’s for just a moment while the giant zero-pointer robot exploded on screen in front of them for the second time that day due to his first big smash. Izuku had repeatedly denied that he was artistic at all; that his drawings in his hero notebooks were just a hobby for him and nothing serious. However, that hadn’t seemed to have stopped him from having artist gloves on hand to give to her with a brightly blushing face, telling her that she could wear them if she liked, so that they could hold hands without her quirk activating by accident.

Smiling at their entwined fingers, feeling her heart beating so warmly with affection for Izuku, Ochaco turned her gaze towards him instead of the screen. “You know… I never properly thanked you for saving me that day,” she said. Her boyfriend, her boyfriend, looked at her in confusion.

“What do you mean?” he asked. “You went to Present Mic and offered to give me your points. That’s plenty of thanks.”

Ochaco shook her head, still smiling, though a bit more of a blush started to creep up on her cheeks. “No, not like that,” she answered him. Ochaco leaned over, inching her head closer to Izuku’s and feeling delighted at the way he began flushing as she got close. “You saved my life I-zu-ku…” she stated, slowly savouring the way the syllables rolled off her tongue like delectable pieces of mochi. “You’re my hero, and heroes are supposed to be rewarded like this.”

Pressing forward and guiding his head with her left hand, Ochaco placed her lips against Izuku’s, giving the hero in training a rewarding smooch. Her body settled more comfortably on his as she leaned deeper into the kiss than she was originally planning, Ochaco’s left hand leaving the side of Izuku’s face and beginning to run through the messy curls of his hair. They were so soft, like a tangled jungle of green cashmere, not that she’d ever actually felt cashmere to make such a comparison. But if she was to compare Izuku’s hair to anything, cashmere would be the only worthy fabric.

Forget his hair, Ochaco! You’re kissing him!

Izuku’s lips gently massaged hers back as Ochaco quietly moaned into the act. A part of her still didn’t believe that this was real. They had done a lot of kissing back in the medical room, and a fair bit more once they had returned to their room. Honestly, they’d probably only actually watched a third of the episodes that they had played since they’d found the ‘My Hero Academia’ video-on-demand channel, since each of them kept taking breaks to give the other a soft peck on the cheek which quickly turned into another breathless instalment of Lip-Time. Some corner of her mind despaired that this was all a dream, and she’d wake up and this island had never existed, and Izuku and her wouldn’t be in a relationship.

But that corner could go and get rekt. Even if this were just a dream—a really long, really painful, really realistic dream—she’d mustered up the courage to tell him how she felt. If she did it here, she could do it back at UA.

Ochaco pulled her lips back from Izuku’s, giving him a sweet look while both of their cheeks were a rosy pink. “I hope my hero liked his reward.”

‘SMACK’

The two looked back towards the screen, seeing Ochaco’s past self save Izuku from cratering into the ground and becoming nothing more than a bloody smear on the street. Izuku chuckled in his throat, drawing Ochaco’s attention back to him. “You saved me too, hero,” he reminded her. “I never managed to thank you for the save properly either, my rainbow puking angel.”

Ochaco frowned as a bead of annoyance welled up in her. “Not you too Iz—” he silenced her with his lips. Ochaco let her irritation fade away for a moment, choosing instead to bask in the wondrous feeling coursing through her as she kissed him back. His right hand reached over and cupped the back of her head. Izuku’s fingers were gentle, but firm, rubbing against the roots of Ochaco’s hair in soft scritches that helped ease Ochaco deeper into the kissing mood. She closed her eyes, feeling time slip by as their lips caressed one another’s.

Their hands parted and Ochaco slipped her legs over Izuku’s abdomen. His hands traveled down from her head to tenderly hold her by her hips, and Ochaco pressed her fingers against the fabric of the t-shirt he’d put on. She could feel Izuku’s powerful muscles underneath it, strength and warmth radiating from his body and into her hands. Ochaco moaned into the kiss again, and she could feel Izuku’s lips part while his breath hitched.

A slight pain against her lip made her gasp, and Ochaco opened her eyes again, staring into Izuku’s startled orbs of emerald while a foreign sensation pooled in her chest. “I’m sorry!” Izuku apologized. “I didn’t mean to! You’re not hurt are you?”

Ochaco pressed a finger to her lower lip, touching the spot that the One For All inheritor had gently nibbled. “No, it’s okay Izuku,” she assured him. A grin took over her face and she pressed her body against his. Izuku’s face turned red like a tomato, and Ochaco felt her own heating up. His chest was firm beneath hers; she could feel her breasts pressing up against him beneath the fabric of their respective shirts, and Ochaco was not sure if she should scold herself or not for not having put on a bra before their fight earlier.

“In fact…” she leaned closer, and placed her lips close to his ear. “You can do it again if you want. I liked it. Can I… bite your lip too?”

Oh my gosh, what are you asking, Ochaco!?

Izuku squeaked, his eyes wide as saucers. It really helped ease Ochaco’s own embarrassment that he was madly blushing too. If he hadn’t also been so flustered by what she just said, she was sure that she might have aborted the mission right then and there. Izuku’s hands were still on her waist, so they couldn’t cover his face in an adorable display of bashfulness, but she could see Izuku gulp and delicately nod his head in affirmation to her request.

Feeling bold, Ochaco nodded. Okay. C’mon Uravity, you can do this. Her hands wrapped around her boyfriend’s shoulders and she kissed him again, waiting for the moment when his lips would part enough for her to try nibbling him herself.

It didn’t take long. The emotions they’d both been repressing for months had swelled and surged in the hours since they’d confessed that they liked one another and decided to date. Ochaco couldn’t keep herself back anymore. Her lips devoured Izuku’s, hungry for every square millimetre of his. She stole loving nips just as Izuku replied with tiny bites at her own lips. The slight bits of pain made her gasp in pleasure, forcibly reminding her that this was not a dream; that it was real, and Izuku’s answering groans lit a fire in her that was a raging inferno.

After everything he’d been through in his short life, Ochaco wanted nothing more than to give Izuku all the attention and affection he deserved that had been denied to him. Her fingers massaged his scalp as Ochaco’s lips moved away from his, pressing hard kisses against his chin and jaw. The green-haired hero hadn’t showered yet, leaving the remnants of salty dried sweat on his skin. The taste was delectable, driving Ochaco to pepper him with kisses. Her tongue darted out between the gaps in her lips, lapping up the trace amounts of his old sweat coupled with the sweat that was breaking out from the suddenness of her assault. Izuku’s hands moved to her back from her hips, pressing her closer, and he groaned, “Ochaco…”

“Is this okay?” she asked between kisses. “It’s not weird, is it?” It was certainly a thing she hadn’t expected to do, but she had snuck a glance at her phone fifteen minutes ago. Mina had set up a new girls-chat, and somewhere between the teasing in how she and Izuku had become a couple, the debates as to who was left between 1-A and 1-B that could be considered boyfriend material, questioning whether Mirio Togata was single, and the solidarity in their joint declaration to “kill a grape” if said grape tried to perv on Ochaco and Izuku, there had been an undercurrent of jokes about how “thirsty” they all were.

Those thirst comments had to be affecting her. There’s no way she was actually this thirsty for Izuku, was there?

Izuku shook his head. “It’s… unexpected, but fine. I’m… glad you like the taste?”

Ochaco giggled at the uncertain aspect to his reply. “Well, if it’s okay…” she smiled and placed another kiss under his jawline, “allow me to continue.”

Izuku’s breath hitched as Ochaco continued to kiss him in this new fashion, with the wetness of her tongue swiping across his skin to taste the salty sweat residue, and she could also detect a hint of… that was pork. Of course. From the ramen earlier. He had been a little sloppy with his chopsticks earlier from the stiff soreness in his arms, and she hadn’t been the cleanest either when she had attempted to feed him some of hers. An embarrassed mess was closer to the truth as she tried to immediately do couple things with Izuku.

Oh no, now she was thinking about covering Izuku in food and eating it off of him. That wonderfully masculine hot body beneath his neck. Drizzling chocolate syrup over his pectorals. Topping his nipples with whipped cream. Putting fresh pancakes over those magnificent abs and slathering them with butter and table syrup, and then when she was entirely a mess from having gorged herself without utensils or manners, Izuku would lick and kiss and clean every bit off of her.

She hadn’t even noticed that she’d brought her head around to the side of Izuku’s neck, and had increased the intensity of her kisses as she imagined eating pancakes off of his torso. Ochaco had pressed herself flush against Izuku’s body, her arms wrapped tightly around the young man’s back. His hands were suddenly on her butt, fingers squeezing as he lifted her a little, and the sudden sensation down there made Ochaco groan. She hadn’t realized that she had more or less been grinding against him as her lips smothered Izuku’s skin in kisses, and their next attack on his neck struck hard. His responding hiss turned into a soft moan, and the sound brought Ochaco back somewhat.

“De-Izuku?” she asked, pulling away from him so that she could look him in his eyes. “Did I, wait, where are your hands!?” She looked back down, feeling his digits cupping her ass. “D-don’t ya think tha-that’s a lil’ fast!?”

“S-sorry!” Izuku yelped. “It’s just that… you were moving your hips a lot and…” his voice trailed off into a mumble quiet enough that Ochaco couldn’t hear, his face getting progressively redder as his eyes darted around, doing everything but make contact with hers. She stared at him, not quite sure what Izuku was getting at, and his hands let go of her as he apologized again. He covered his face while Ochaco plopped down from where he’d been holding her up, apologizing again in an awkward shout. She stiffened. There was something there in his waist that she hadn’t felt before, something hard between his legs prodding her between the cheeks of her backside.

That’s… Ochaco gulped, not sure if blood was flooding her face or draining from it. …that’s an… Izuku’s hard. Oh God, Izuku’s hard! I did that!

“I’m sorry!” she hysterically apologized as she flung herself to the other bed. “I didn’t mean to make you uncomfortable Izuku!” She turned around to face him, so that she was laying across the width of the fluffy king-sized bed she’d landed on. “I just got too into it that I let myself get carried away! I’m sorry!”

Ochaco glanced up from her dogeza atop the mattress, and her eyes widened and cheeks flushed again before immediately dropping her head back down to hide her blush. The tent in those black shorts was… bigger than she'd expected. Not that she'd ever actually fantasized about it or had any thoughts about Izuku's size before; because that'd be weird and she'd been trying to put those feelings away so friggin' herself to fantasies like that wouldn't have been at all proper an'...

"It's okay!" Izuku's voice burst from his lips. Ochaco looked up. He was facing her now, on his knees, hands down in front of his crotch to push his veiled reaction to her grinding down and even more out of sight. "It just… it means that I find you attractive, right? So… uh… it's proof that I like you." He sighed. "I'm sorry. I didn't mean to ruin this."

"You didn't ruin anything, Izuku!" Ochaco insisted. "I was the one who was getting too thirsty…"

“Thirsty?” Izuku asked, blinking and co*cking his head to the side.

Ochaco blushed harder. f*ck! Why does he have to be so adorable!?

“Uh… yeah,” she answered, internally screaming at herself for needing to explain this term to Deku. “It’s uh… sort of a term we use when… uh…” Her courage failed her, and Ochaco quickly grabbed her phone from her pocket and tossed it to Izuku’s bed. “I can’t do it! Here! Look at the chat called “THIRST APPRECIATION” in all caps. You’ll figure it out. Oh, my passcode is one-four-nine-six-five-seven to unlock it.”

“Boo-yah! I am here, as a projection now!”

Ochaco turned away from the embarrassment that was this whole current situation with her boyfriend and tried to ignore both her racing heart and the heat pooling between her legs. She did not need this right now. Watching All Might’s acceptance letter projection video for Izuku again would be a fine enough distraction. It could help calm her down and hopefully put an end to the raging hunger for Izuku’s body. The moment where he confirmed that Izuku had passed and would be attending UA, and assured him that the girl he’d saved, her, had also passed, was much more pleasant to watch this time around now that her feelings had been sorted out.

It also helped that the outro theme was pretty calming to watch and listen to, with lots of Izuku simply running down a path towards his future under a sky with a bright star overhead.

“Um… Ura-Ochaco,” Izuku haltingly addressed her. “I uh, I think I read some things I wasn’t supposed to.” Ochaco turned her head towards him, spotting his face stuck between a few different expressions. She thought back to some of the messages.

“Oh no…” it was at that moment that Ochaco realized she f*cked up. “What all did you read?”

“Well I know what “thirst” means now,” Izuku replied, “and that Ashido and Hagakure are… very thirsty. Also a few things as to how you girls look at us guys.”

He was blushing and looking down at the floor between their beds. Worry thumped in Ochaco’s chest alongside her heartbeat. “Anything they said about you is just a compliment, I swear!”

A small smile graced his face. He was still looking down, but that smile eased the sudden anxiety that flared up. He nodded. “I know. It’s still taking me a bit to process, I guess. I lived for so long getting treated like crap because I was quirkless, so a not insignificant part of me feared that UA would be like Aldera and elementary school again after you all learned that I’d been quirkless before the entrance exam. But… nobody’s turned on me at all. You’ve all accepted me and supported me with open arms even after finding out the secret of my quirk, and now I’m even dating my dream girl.” He giggled, raising his head to make eye contact with her which scratching at his cheek, and Ochaco felt her heart swelling as it melted. “I feel so blessed, Ochaco.”

A slight sigh slipped past Ochaco’s lips as she gazed fondly at the smile on her boyfriend’s face. “Of course we’d accept and support you, Izuku. Our class is like a big family.”

“Does that include pressuring you to confess how you felt about me?” he asked. Ochaco jolted before rubbing the back of her head bashfully.

“I needed the push,” she admitted. “Even if it was our fight that ultimately got me to do it, I wouldn’t have gotten into the right mindset if they hadn’t pushed me to tell you how I felt.”

“I still don’t think it was right,” Izuku pouted.

“And I don’t think it was right for Bakugo to treat you how he did for years,” Ochaco countered. “And we never did resolve my question from earlier. Why are you still trying to be friends with him and defending him?”

“He’s a victim of circ*mstances,” Izuku argued. “He has the potential to be one of the greatest heroes there is! It’s just that ever since we were kids and he got his quirk, everybody praised him for how good it was and how great a hero he’d be. Nobody ever told him “no” or taught him that it was wrong to do what he did. I can’t fault him for our past teachers being terrible, but he’s got a lot of potential.”

“And Thirteen has the potential to be a terrible villain!” Ochaco countered. “You know her quirk. Black Hole lets her create miniature black holes from her fingertips, sucking up all matter and energy in front of her and reducing it to atoms in the singularity. She uses it for rescue and cleanup, but remember what she said at the USJ? Her power could very easily be used to kill. If she wanted to be a villain, she could have become a terrible one!”

Izuku looked about to open his mouth to counter her counter, but Ochaco wasn’t done. She needed to bring out the big guns, even if they’d hurt. “And what about Shigaraki?”

“What about him?” Izuku growled.

“He could have been a great hero too, don’t you think?” Ochaco pressed on, as much as the words she was saying made her want to vomit. “His Decay, where if he touches something with all five fingers it disintegrates? Don’t you think that could also be a super useful quirk for a rescue hero to have?”

“But Shigaraki has done such terrible things,” Izuku answered her. “He attacked our class again and again, he sent Nomu to Hosu, he had Bakugo taken from us, and there was the time at the mall, remember?”

Ochaco shook her head. “I’ll… I’ll never forget it. I was so scared I’d lose you, Izuku, when I saw you talking with him as his hand choked you… but… I stand by what I said. His quirk would have made him a great hero, and if you weren’t you, yours could also make you a horrible villain. Think of how much power you have and the destruction you could cause. All Might practically caused a tornado to form from his final punch in Camino, and you’re going to be stronger than him.”

“I’d never do that!” Izuku insisted.

She nodded, and scrunched her hands in front of her. “I know. I know you’d never become an evil villain like that, Izuku, but hearing you continue to stand up for Bakugo and defend him, think about how I feel. All I’ve really seen him do or be is be mean to yah or bully yah or attack yah. He told yah to kill yerself, and then insulted yah after yah rushed in tah save him. Sure he ignored yah afterwards, but after yah got inta UA alongside ‘im ‘e thought yah were a worthless bug that ‘e could smash whene’re ‘e wanted. ‘e tried to attack yah on our first day after ye’d broken yer finger fer gosh sakes! Ah can’t undahstand why ye’d still go tah bat fer ‘im aftah all ‘is actions were villainous, not heroic at all!”

Izuku was staring at her, and Ochaco took in deep breaths. That had worked her up, but she was glad that she finally got that off of her chest. If today was a day of laying things out in the open, then this was just one more. “Ochaco…” Izuku began, his mouth widening and his stare becoming something of wonder. “You… have an accent.”

“Eep!” the mouse known as Ochaco squeaked as she covered her face with her hands. “I’m sorry! I’ve tried to keep it hidden since I got here. I didn’t want anyone to think I was a country bumpkin ‘cause I was from Mie.”

“No, don’t,” Izuku quickly amended. “I wasn’t insulting it or anything. I was just surprised. And, well… it’s kind of cute, actually.” Ochaco uncovered her eyes. He was scratching his cheek again and looking at her bashfully, and the girl felt her heart squeeze. “You don’t have to hide it when we’re together if you don’t want to.”

He’s not makin’ fun o’ it! He thinks it’s cute! Ochaco, yah lucky girl!

“Uh, thanks, Izuku,” she answered, not expecting this sudden turn. “That means a lot tah me. But don’t think ye’ve escaped answerin’ wha’ Ah jus’ said now, yah hear?”

Izuku flinched and looked down. “I don’t want to admit it. But looking at things from an objective standpoint, you and the teachers are both right and I’m being a hypocrite. For years Bakugo hasn’t actually done anything necessarily heroic. We more or less made up when we had our fight the other night, and he’s been getting a lot better since then. Or maybe it’s more accurate to say that we managed to reset our relationship. We got our secrets out in the open, so we could start again from a place of mutual respect.”

He wiped his nose on his arm as he sniffed, and Ochaco felt a small stab of pain pierce into her chest as Izuku continued. “I’m still coming to terms with what that means, especially since the meeting we had at lunch, but you’re absolutely right. Bakugo… is not my friend, and he hasn’t been for years. However, he wants to be number one, to surpass All Might. That’s my goal too, to become the greatest hero in the world, so as much as a part of me doesn’t want anything to do with him, I know that he’s still going to be a part of my life no matter what. He wants to surpass me, All Might’s chosen successor for One For All, and I want to go even higher and keep him from doing that. So while the stuff he did to me in the past makes me real mad and all, if we’re going to be rivals like that, I’d rather not… you know… be a dick about it.”

Ochaco gasped, trying to process what Izuku had just declared. However, all her mind could latch on to was that Izuku had, for the second time today, said a bad word. She started to laugh. Izuku protested, of course, but she couldn’t help it. It was just funny. Izuku was just so pure and full of sunshine that to hear him say he “didn’t want to be a dick” to anyone made her laugh.

Wiping a tear from her eye, Ochaco came down from her high. “Okay, okay. Yer not gonna be friends with ‘im anymore. Ah’ll take that. Still, Ah wanna get some kinda revenge fer ‘im treatin’ my boyfriend like sh*t. Whadda ya say to a prank or two?”

“Ochaco! I… he’d kill us!”

“Aw, c’mon Izuku! He’d never know it was us! Almost everyone was givin’ ‘im the stink eye earlier. He’d probably think it was Mina or Toru or Kaminari!”

Izuku placed his hand on his chin and started to mumble. He was a little too far away for Ochaco to properly hear him over the television, which was still on, and now well into the fifth episode as her past self gushed with dreams of orientation and normal high school stuff. “Okay,” he answered, nodding. “But! Only if we can also prank the girls. I don’t agree with how they pressured you earlier.”

“What do yah have in mind?” Ochaco asked.

“Would it be going too far to consider asking Midnight to use her quirk on Mineta, wrapping him in Sero’s tape, and then leave him hanging from a strand of it above Ashido’s and Hagakure’s door inside of their room?”

Ochaco frowned in thought. “Would that be a punishment for the girls or a reward for Mineta?”

“I guess that’ll depend entirely on Mineta,” Izuku replied. “He’s not bad, just an open pervert. Plus he was going to make a comment on my mom. Maybe this could be a learning opportunity?”

Ochaco sighed. “Well, we’ll need Sero anyway, and probably Momo so she can create somethin’ tah get past the locks on the doors. Why don’t we go to their room and ask for their thoughts?”

Nemuri was alone in the sports bar. Shota had left some time ago, frustrated at the lack of any forthcoming information from Kamimoto about the change to Midoriya’s quirk right in front of them, what Uraraka had said about Midoriya suffering horrible injury in the future, and her refusal to grant them access to episodes beyond the daily quota of six. For the hour and change that she had been with them in the bar again, the woman had stubbornly refused to humour him and instead ranted on how Manga f*ckidashi was even alive if his head and neck were just a speech bubble and the physical absurdities of other quirks.

Fortunately, being alone gave her control of the remote, which allowed her to nibble on a plate of karaage between sips of her seven-year scotch aged in a sherry cask while watching a pointless variety show that made her laugh. She took her pleasures when she could.

The door opened, attracting Nemuri’s attention, and for the second time today she saw Momo approaching her. Behind her were Midoriya, Uraraka, and Sero, but Momo turned around and said something to them Nemuri couldn’t quite hear and the other three backed out. Waiting until they were gone, Momo then turned, placed her hands behind her back, and approached Nemuri with a happy smile on her face. “Well you seem happy, Momo,” Nemuri stated, placing her chin on her hands. “Did something good happen?”

“You… might say that,” Momo answered, blushing slightly but seemingly trying to ignore that. “I have been approached to assist Midoriya and Uraraka in a project of theirs, with Midoriya stating that he’ll forgive me for my part in pushing Uraraka to confess her feelings to him earlier today.”

Nemuri raised her eyebrow. “Oh? That sounds interesting,” she purred. “You didn’t mention earlier that you pushed her to tell the boy how she felt. I would have thought he’d be thanking you instead of being upset. What did you do?”

Momo tittered and brought her fists up near her mouth, looking down into them so as not to meet her mother's eyes. “Well, I… um, I simply told Uraraka that if she didn’t tell Midoriya how she felt by the end of the first season of this show we’re watching, then I was going to ask Midoriya to dinner.”

Nemuri’s smile brightened. “My, my. It certainly took you long enough to realize the boy’s worth. You would come home and say very little about your classmates that was highly positive at the start of the year. I remember the day you picked class representatives you were in a depressed funk about having been picked second to Midoriya, and then Midoriya decided to replace himself with Iida, who had received zero votes.”

Momo sighed. “I jumped to conclusions. Midoriya’s like a rough gem; it took time and polish to see his shine. And please don’t tell anyone this, Mother, but I kind of wish that Midoriya had stayed as class rep.” Nemuri felt her smile grow even wider at that admission. “He has a very different energy from Iida and has a certain charisma that motivates all of us to better ourselves. It was also his leadership that got us out of Camino alive, not that I was there or anything!” Momo immediately panicked as Nemuri giggled softly.

Her daughter clutched her hand close to her chest. “Being his vice-rep probably would have turned out to be very fun. Iida’s an okay rep but he’s very authoritative and a little too by-the-book. Did you know that earlier in the buffet hall he proposed to have Midoriya and Uraraka placed in different rooms now that they’re dating? After all he’s been through Midoriya finally gets some happiness he’s been denied his whole life and Iida’s first instinct is to separate them? What’s with that?"

“That reminds me,” Nemuri purred, making her daughter flinch. “I should give a sexual education lecture tomorrow.”

“Please don’t!” Momo pleaded. “I don’t need my classmates to see your and father’s sextapes!”

Nemuri laughed at the panic on Momo’s face. It really was cute. “Anyway, you came here to ask me something, yes?”

The ponytailed girl in front of her collected herself and coughed into her fist. “Right. Yes. Mother? Would you care to assist us in Midoriya and Uraraka’s project? It involves pranking my classmates.”

Morning came, and when Izuku awoke he felt fresh and ready to take on the day. Except for his legs. Those ached a little bit from yesterday. Overall, though, he was feeling great. Eyes opening to see the ceiling of the resort room he was staying in, and then looking over to his left to spot Ochaco sleeping soundly in the second bed, Izuku couldn’t help but smile. It wasn’t a dream. This was really happening.

Ochaco Uraraka had become his girlfriend.

He couldn’t suppress his joy, remembering all the moments of kissing and cuddling that they shared yesterday. This was really real. He’d really kissed her. She’d really kissed him. She’d really given him that hickey on his neck.

The hickey! Oh my gosh! What if All Might sees it?

Izuku’s mind quickly imagined a picture of All Might, giving him a wide smirk and a thumbs-up with a soft, “Atta boy.”

Chuckling, Izuku thought, Yeah, All Might would probably do something like that. He rose from the bed, after about five more minutes of staying in its soft, warm, embrace, and went to take a shower. He’d hold off on morning training, just for today. Maybe I should surprise Ochaco with breakfast in bed courtesy of room service, though it was really weird to see that our dinner last night was delivered by a catgirl in a maid outfit. Just what is this place?

Ochaco was still asleep in her bed when he finished his toilet business and shower and had redressed in his pajamas, which consisted of a light pair of grey flannel pants and a plain white t-shirt, so he contented himself with sitting on her bed next to her and just gently stroking her hair as he waited for breakfast to arrive. He shot Iida a text, letting him know of his plans and that they wouldn’t be joining the rest of the class for breakfast.

Which was a shame, because then they wouldn’t get to see the reactions to their activities last night.

Katsuki grumbled as he woke up. The sun was already shining through the windows of his and Kirishima’s room. He felt awesome, his arms being on fire notwithstanding, and rolled his ass over to the edge of his huge f*cking bed so he could swing his legs off and rise to face down the day. Kirishima wasn’t in his bed, and he didn’t hear any noise coming from the bathroom, so sh*tty Hair had probably already gone down for breakfast. The clock told him it was a little bit after the buffet had opened, so that’s where his friend had likely gone.

Tch, couldn’t have waited for me? Maybe he felt I needed the sleep, he thought, before immediately asserting to himself, not that I need him to look after me! He went towards the bathroom to take a morning piss and have a shower. He’d gotten sweaty overnight from the heat in this place and needed to cool off.

Katsuki froze as soon as he opened the door and flipped on the light.

Ducks.

There were ducks in the bathroom.

Not real mallards or anything, but small rubber yellow and orange bath toy ducks.

Like, a hundred of them, on the floor, all arranged in neat rectangles and all facing the same direction; all except for one. One of the ducks was facing all the others, sitting atop a podium that had been erected on the toilet seat, and this duck’s head looked like it had spiky hair resembling his as well as the black fins and mask of his hero costume.

If the situation wasn’t so freaking weird and creepy he would have called that one duck that was pretending to be him cool.

But it was weird and creepy. In the back of his mind it reminded him of those dumb history classes they took in middle school and some war that happened back in the twentieth century where a German villain he couldn’t be bothered to remember the name of had staged rallies of his supporters. What was it? Nurem-something?

“Who the f*ck…?” he thought, stepping back before glaring at all the ducks. “Kirishima wouldn’t do—Raccoon Eyes… I’m so going to lay into her at breakfast! That pink bitch is dead!” Katsuki angrily cleaned up the ducks that were in his way, surreptitiously placing Baku-duck on a shelf in the shower next to where he’d placed his shampoo (despite nobody being in the room with him), and quickly did his morning routine, fuming all the while at having wasted time because of all the damn ducks he needed to clean up.

Already seeing red and in a hurry, he didn’t notice how the soap suds from his shampoo weren’t as white as they were supposed to be.

Toru woke to the sound of Mina screaming. Her eyes burst open and the invisible girl nearly jumped out of her bed. “Mina! What’s wrong? What is it?”

“Um… hi ladies…” Toru turned her head and saw something she never wanted to see. Mina had her hands over her eyes and screamed bloody murder, but Toru’s ears blocked it out as all she could do at the moment was stare at what was in front of one of the wardrobes.

At who was in front of the wardrobe.

Mineta. Sitting. Arms bound above his head with tape. Hands handcuffed to the furniture’s doorknobs.

Naked.

No, not entirely naked, Toru realized. There was a pillow covering his hips and legs apart from his bare feet. It was possible that he was wearing shorts and she just couldn’t see, but still.

It was Mineta.

“What are you doing here you little perv!?” Toru shouted, throwing one of her pillows at him. It missed. Her arm was a limp noodle from working out yesterday. Damn Midoriya and his sexy muscle body making her go Plus Ultra in the gym yesterday.

“I don’t know!” Mineta wailed. “I just woke up here handcuffed to the wardrobe. Please don’t kill me!”

“Where are the keys to the cuffs so we can kick you out?” Mina shouted. “Dammit, Sero! This is your tape, I know it!”

Mineta broke out in a sweat. “Um, well… they’re under the pillow.”

Toru and Mina both stared at the grape. Even though their classmate had broken out into a cold sweat of anxiety, he was also drooling.

“Mina, I’ll blind him. Use your acid.”

Shota wanted to know who was responsible so he could string them up before having them drawn and quartered.

Breakfast this morning was absolute chaos as his students threw accusations left and right. A number of them appeared to have suffered from being pranked when they woke up this morning, and nobody seemed to know who was responsible for it. Bakugo came down screaming for Ashido’s head because of something about ducks, but as soon as he entered everyone broke into laughter because his blonde hair and the skin on his face had turned pink and he apparently hadn’t noticed. Asui had opened the door to come down for breakfast with Shoji and an avalanche of packing peanuts buried the two. Mineta had been found in Ashido’s and Hagakure’s room wearing nothing but his boxers and handcuffed to the doors of Ashido’s wardrobe with the keys to the cuffs beneath his testicl*s; he was still receiving acid burn treatment from Kamimoto. Kendo had woken up in Tetsutetsu’s bed, snuggled into his bare chest like he was her teddy bear. All of Hatsume’s wrenches and screwdrivers that she’d put in her room were suspended in jars filled with honey. Jiro’s wake-up alarm noise was hooked up to an amp hidden in her room’s shower and switched to a saxophone riff from a song from a twenty-first century song contest. Yaoyorozu and Sero, despite the circ*mstantial evidence that Sero had taken part in the prank blitz due to tape being used, had all of their toiletries replaced with whipped cream…

…and Nemuri was living for this sh*t. Nezu was also in far too good of a mood, and even Yagi seemed pleased when he learned that Problem Child and Problem Child’s girlfriend wouldn’t be down because Midoriya had ordered breakfast in bed to surprise Uraraka.

“Principal Nezu, if you know anything about this, please let me know so that I can properly punish the culprit,” Shota requested.

“I don’t see that being necessary, Aizawa,” Nezu replied, drinking his morning Yorkshire Tea. “After all, despite the coincidence that they are all UA students, this is not technically a school function and the students are not bound to the same rules as they are in the dorms.”

Shota’s eyes twitched. “Are you seriously telling me that I cannot punish whoever is causing chaos amongst my students simply because we’re not on UA property?”

“Let them blow off a little steam, Shota,” Nemuri teased him. “It was a stressful day for them too. We got to booze it up, so let them have their little pranks. Besides, they will be punished, they just don’t know it yet.”

Shota didn’t like the predatory look in her eyes. “What do you mean?”

“We have boys and girls sleeping in the same room together,” Nemuri said. She licked her lips. “And one of those pairs just became a couple. Once we’re done with today’s batch of episodes, I’m going to hold a mandatory sexual education seminar about the joys of youth.”

Shota shuddered and fell silent. He placed his hands together and made a small prayer to the gods. His class did not deserve such a fate, but there was no way he was going to sit in with them.

Notes:

Since it's a non-reaction chapter, I'm dropping it now. Fingers crossed for their reactions to Deku vs Kacchan on Saturday!

Chapter 13: When "Totally Useless" Became "Useless After One Punch"

Notes:

It is still Saturday on the Pacific Coast, so technically, it is still Saturday!

...yeah, planning fallacy is a bitch and I shouldn't have mocked it by trying to re-read both Total Command and What's In A Hoard instead of writing.

(See the end of the chapter for more notes.)

Chapter Text

Kamimoto blinked as the students filed back into the Maple Theatre, lovingly refurbished with a new wall replacing the one All Might had miraculously punched his fist through. She yawned, thinking that her sleep-deprived mind was playing tricks on her. She’d been on the phone with Middle Management and then Upper Management for what had felt like hours (and probably was) last night explaining that things were already drastically different now than they were in canon, and it hadn’t even been twenty-four hours yet.

“Why is Bakugo pink?” she inquired, raising a finger and pointing at the former blond.

“Shut it, Babysitter!” he retorted. “And put some clothes on, dammit!”

“Well excuuuuuse me, Princess,” she muttered, folding her arms underneath her bust, partially covered by the triangle fabric of her black bikini top with stylized red fire, also in a pair of jean booty shorts. “But a pink Pomeranian with a bad hair job is not going to tell me that I can’t wear my Yoko Littner bikini just because he gets flustered.”

“I think it looks great,” Kaminari said, giving her a thumbs-up along with Mineta while Bakugo grit his teeth and growled. She returned their gesture with one of her own while some of the girls just sighed.

“Oh hey, Midoriya,” Kamimoto greeted. “Your tie actually looks nice for once. Did someone finally teach you how to properly put it on?”

He rubbed the back of his head bashfully. “Yeah… when we came down this morning after breakfast Yaoyorozu offered to help me with it.”

“Mine’s just a clip-on,” Uraraka admitted, pointing to her own, “so I’m not all that good at tying them myself, otherwise I totally would have helped him out.”

Kamimoto smiled and nodded. She was just going to ignore the hickey she saw on Midoriya’s neck, and the fresh-looking one on Uraraka’s. Their friends would tease them enough; they didn’t need some stranger doing so as well. Her gaze swept over the other students. Hatsume looked incredibly annoyed, while Kendo was keeping her distance from Tetsutetsu while getting an awkward, flustered, expression whenever she glanced at him. Something must have happened between them last night.

Kamimoto smiled. Perhaps Green Tea wasn’t the only ship to set sail last night? A little Iron Fist, maybe?

“Settle down and take your seats,” Aizawa instructed tiredly. “We’d best get through these so we can get to afternoon training, assuming you all aren’t too sore from going too hard at it yesterday after getting “inspired” by Midoriya’s recklessness during his ten months of hell.”

The students all got settled in generally the same groupings as yesterday, though Midoriya and Uraraka took over the loveseat that Ashido and Asui had been sitting in, allowing the front row to jumble around a bit. The door swung closed and locked, the lights dimmed, the blue quirk inhibitor light flared, and Kamimoto started the next video. “Here we go! Deku vs Kacchan! Enjoy reliving the rumble of the very first combat training!”

Bakugo was standing in the room where the fake nuclear missile was hidden, next to an oil drum, facing the door, with his back to Iida. “Hey! Do you really think Deku has a quirk?”

Iida turned away from the fake nuclear missile to regard his teammate. “You saw how he threw that ball.”

The background turned red and violent as Bakugo’s shoulders shook. ‘Was he seriously just tricking me all these years?’ he wondered.

“Ah yes, recaps,” Jiro groaned. “Hey, show of hands, who all watched these again last night?”

A bit more than half of the twenty-three students raised their hands. “Yeah, Miss Kamimoto, can we skip these?” Hagakure asked.

“No!” Kamimoto chipperly replied. “You shall all suffer the pain of binging! Watching the recaps of the last episode even though you just watched it instead of waiting a whole week for the next one!”

A few groans and grumbles came from the students, but Ochaco pressed her side closer to Izuku’s.

“I’m fine with it,” she giggled, “if it means I get to watch you be heroic over and over again.”

“But that just means that I have to do better,” Midoriya said before putting his smiling respirator on. “I refuse to lose today.”

“And there we have Determination Deku again,” Kaminari said with a grin. “You know, you really go all out when you set your mind to doing something.”

“Except he doesn’t know when to stop,” Aizawa butted in. “Going too far and breaking yourself in the process doesn’t help anyone except keeping EMTs, nurses, and doctors employed.”

“Also a fine profession that doesn’t get enough credit compared to professional heroes,” Nezu stated, not sitting on Kayama’s lap this time, but on a special seat that had somehow been installed on the topmost railing. He pressed a button on the armrest and a steaming teacup on a saucer emerged from within the armrest, carried by a robot hand that didn’t spill a single drop of the Yorkshire Gold.

“My offer to train you in karate still stands, Midoriya,” Kendo stated as they watched him throw Bakugo over his shoulder again. “Also, Uraraka, maybe we should spar sometime. I’d love to see how I hold up against your Gunhead Martial Arts.”

Uraraka rubbed the back of her head in embarrassment. “I’ll try, but I’m pretty sure I’ll lose to you, Kendo. I only spent the week of my internship learning those. You’ve been studying karate a lot longer,”

“From now on, Deku is the name of a hero!”

“Even if it is a recap,” Ojiro commented as the intro started up, “it really sets the mood for the episode, right?”

“You’re right,” Tetsutetsu agreed. “This is an intense way to start the day.”

“I heard a lot of you had intense starts to your day today,” Uraraka pointed out. Tetsutetsu and Kendo both blushed, despite still being in different seats.

Ashido glared at her. “Don’t even start Miss “Breakfast in bed with my awesome boyfriend”. I am not in the mood to remember what awaited me this morning.”

“But I didn’t even do or see anything!” Mineta whined. “I’m a victim too y’know!”

“I sure hope every night is not going to be like that,” Iida stated. “I would hate to have to patrol the halls to ensure nobody is sneaking around pulling childish pranks like that, though as class representative I will if I must.”

“Don’t be such a killjoy, Iida,” Kaminari grinned. He pointed his thumb back at Bakugo. “Even you’ve got to admit, it’ll be fun seeing Bakugo with pink hair for a while.”

“It was you , wasn’t it, Spark Plug?”

“Let’s all calm down,” Koda spoke up, holding his hands out in front of him. “Nobody needs to get violent, right?”

After the intro faded out, Midoriya and Bakugo were shown standing next to one another against a grey background. Narrator Midoriya began to provide some helpful exposition about their background, “Kacchan and I grew up in the same neighborhood, so we’ve known each other since we were little kids.”

Baby Midoriya anxiously stood in front of a fence with two warning signs on it. One of them read “No Trespassing” while the other stated, “You can’t go in there!” along with a yellow blob resembling a child drowning in water shouting “Help!” in the hopes that they would actually deter trespassers.

Baby Bakugo brought his arm down, pointing forward as he smiled at the warning signs. “Come on!” he said as three other neighbourhood kids stood closer to him than Baby Midoriya. “Let’s fight bad guys!” The other boys cheered, which Midoriya joined in a moment.

Momo folded her arms over her chest, frowning. Why is it that even hellspawn like Bakugo are cute when they’re children?

Meanwhile, Iida chopped his hand in front of him as Bakugo led the other four boys past the entrance to the off-limits area. “But the signs say not to enter! Was I the only child who had any respect for the rules of this society?”

Baby Midoriya smiled in adoration after his narration talked up how Bakugo was always so confident. “I thought he was the coolest person I’d ever met.”

Ojiro folded his arms and tilted his head slightly. “I mean, I guess…”

Midoriya’s eyes lit up in awe as he chased after the blonde. A drop of sweat fell from Bakugo’s hand. “However… after his quirk manifested… he started to change.”

“Power corrupts,” Tokoyami stated as the show flashed back to Midoriya defending the other boy from Bakugo. “And Bakugo’s quirk is powerful. It’s not surprising.”

“But isn’t that why we’re in the hero course?” Kaminari asked, pointing at the feral Bakugo on screen. “So we don’t become Sparky Sparky Boom Pomeranian up there?”

Kamimoto laughed with uproarious mirth at Kaminari’s words as Bakugo shouted obscenities at the blond.

“That’d make a great hero name for you, Bakugo,” Jiro teased.

“Too long,” Kayama said with a shake of her head. “Explosive Pomeranian, maybe.”

“Shut up! That’s not going to be my damn code name!”


Episode 7: Deku vs. Kacchan

“Ooh! Ooh! I know!” Ashido piped up from the front row. “Short Fuse!”

“Hairtrigger?” Kaminari asked.

“What about Sociopathic Sparkler?” Tokoyami suggested, all of them completely ignoring how on-screen Iida and Bakugo were talking over the radio earpieces All Might had provided.

“Artillery Barrage?” Yaoyorozu chipped in.

“Mad Missile!” Ashido shouted.

Asui placed a finger to her chin. “What about something simple like Dynamite?”

Kamimoto laughed while Bakugo shouted. “f*ck no!”

“Maybe a different explosive, then,” Tetsutetsu wondered, “but with a twist. TNTornado?”

“Huh?” Bakugo said, jaw open and glaring at him. “What’s that supposed to be?”

Kirishima’s eyes lit up. “Oh, hey, I get it. Like that super move of yours, Howitzer Impact. You spin around like an explosive tornado or something.”

“Hey, I’ve got one,” Sero stated. “Bang Boy!”

“Or maybe Handmine,” Ojiro offered. “As a play on landmine, but Bakugo’s hands explode.”

“What about Cherry Popper?” Todoroki asked with his usual straight face. “You know, because of the pink hair?”

“REJECTED!” Kayama shouted, hands on the railing, while several students started cackling.

“Todoroki!” Iida chastised, chopping his hand through the air in front of him. “That name is highly inappropriate for a hero! Additionally, we should all be paying attention to the screen, not brainstorming hero names for Bakugo!”

The bichromatic-haired boy looked down at his class rep from his elevated seat. “What’s inappropriate about it? Should it be Cherry Burster instead?”

Aoyama flipped his hair with a flourish while even more uproarious laughter surged throughout the theatre, with even Aizawa chuckling. “Come on, mes amis, have some style. Bomb Voyage is the perfect hero name for our dear Bakugo.”

Kendo stifled a snort as she turned to Yaoyorozu, while on the loveseat next to them Uraraka had her face buried in Midoriya’s neck as she frantically attempted to hold back her giggles. The green-haired boy also had a hand over his mouth, his shoulders shaking something fierce. “Does Bakugo really not have a hero name yet?”

Yaoyorozu shook her head as on-screen All Might answered Ashido’s comment about the heroes being at a disadvantage. “No. Midnight rejected all of his suggestions for being too violent. His first one was “King Explosion Murder” and the others were all too similar to that.”

“I’m not burstin’ anyone’s cherries, you got that, Icy-Hot!?” Bakugo roared. “If anyone’s doing any of that here, it’s gonna be Deku and he’ll be so bad at it Uraraka’ll be crying afterwards from disappointment.”

“Uraraka! Go!”

Midoriya and Uraraka stopped their laughter as their faces went through six shades of red and their hands dropped to their knees. A chorus of “Oooohs” filled the room.

“Shots fired!” Sato teased.

Ashido grinned and elbowed Midoriya across their armrests. “Guess you’re gonna have to man up and prove him wrong there, Midori.”

“A-Ashido!”

“Don’t worry, Midoriya,” Asui attempted to cheer him up. “When the time comes, I’m sure you’ll do just fine.”

“You’re not helping, Tsu!” Uraraka whined.

Aizawa had stopped paying attention to his students’ banter and watched intently as on-screen Midoriya attempted to use the capture tape in the same manner as his scarf after having only seen him act in person once. The notebook he had been in was number ten, and the one Midoriya had been working on in his third year of middle school was notebook number thirteen. Aizawa was sure that he’d managed to stay out of the spotlight and media as much as possible. Usually he was completely unknown by first year students at UA, but Midoriya had known about him for years and had found ways to study him when he was likely still in elementary school.

And to top it off, Nezu was paying much closer attention since he had nothing else to do. Once the principal got his paws on the Problem Child and honed him even more, he’d become a real monster.

Unaware of the thoughts of his teacher, Todoroki frowned. “What do you mean, Bakugo?” he asked. “Does Uraraka have a bag of cherries with her, and why would Midoriya be bad at bursting them? He’s one of the strongest people in our class. Surely he can burst a cherry without any trouble?”

Midoriya and Uraraka both covered their faces with their hands as the laughter from Todoroki’s oblivious question reached a new peak not heard before. Yagi was laughing up so much blood that it was beginning to become worrisome, and even Koda was banging his fist against his knee and Iida was attempting to restrain himself. Aizawa couldn’t help but hear that one and turned to look at Kayama. “I take back every bad thought I had. Do what you want to them this afternoon.”

She licked her lips as a very impure chuckle tickled her throat.

A chill shot down Yaoyorozu’s spine, causing her to cease her laughter immediately. I just got a horrible premonition.

“He’s holding his own and he hasn’t even used his quirk yet!” Sero praised as he watched on the monitor.

“Ooh! How about Little Boy?” Hatsume proposed.

“Are you mocking me, Dreads!?” Bakugo shouted, getting out of his seat and glaring down at the Support girl.

“I mean the atomic bomb,” she answered with a roll of her eyes. “I could have always suggested Fat Man, but you probably wouldn’t get that either.”

“I don’t think our country needs a hero with names like those,” Kayama stated, waving her hand back and forth. “I can see the Americans doing something like that, but not here in Japan. So both of those are a hard no.”

“Atomic Blond?” Sero inquired.

“Atomic Betty!” Kamimoto gasped. She stood up and pointed right at Bakugo. “You should call yourself Atomic Betty.”

“But that’s a girl’s name!” he argued.

“She was a redhead, you now have pink hair. Plus, her theme song kinda fits you.”

“Her theme song ?” Tetsutetsu asked. Kamimoto grinned.

“Yeah, she’s a cartoon character from the early twenty-first century. I’ll show you a video of it later, but basically it was like she’s the toughest chick in the alien world, didn’t have time for pink and lace since she was built for outer space. Atomic Betty, I’m a fighting girl; Atomic Betty gonna rock your world. Atomic Betty I’m Galactic, girl; Atomic Betty, gonna save the world. Are you up to do your part? This ain’t work for the faint of heart. You can run, you can hide, but my choice is to stand and fight!” Kamimoto glanced at Jiro and Kaminari. “Actually, you might like the song; it’s pretty rocking. Wait,” Kamimoto placed a finger to her chin. “Now that I think about it, it won’t work. Atomic Betty was way cuter than Bakugo could ever hope to be.”

Bakugo’s veins were throbbing in his face. “Can we get off this dumb topic already?”

Bakugo’s voice was nothing but a faint echo as Midoriya ran through the hallways of the building away from the explosive blond. “So where’s that flashy power of yours now?!” Midoriya growled, glancing down in his half-mask with his teeth clenched in frustration. The camera cut back to Bakugo, adjusting his stance in anger. “Let’s see how it compares to mine.” Explosions burst from his gloved hands, and a cut in across the screen showed his fierce red eye beneath his black mask. “Quirk or no, you’ll never beat me, Deku!”

“False assertion,” Tokoyami stated, some of his classmates nodding.

The scene cut back to the observation room, where it was showing five different camera angles. One of the bomb, one of Bakugo exploding his hands in a rage, one of Midoriya running, one of Uraraka running, and one of an empty hallway at a t-intersection. “That guy has some real anger issues,” Kaminari stated, his voice becoming uneasy. “Kinda scary…”

‘Midoriya told me that Young Bakugo thinks very highly of himself,’ thought All Might. ‘But this level of pride is something else.’ On the monitor, Bakugo was searching for Midoriya in their cat-and-mouse game not like a lion or a leopard, but more like a rabid wild boar. ‘It may end up being his demise.’

Kirishima looked at his friend sitting silently beside him, stewing over the earlier conversation and All Might’s thoughts. He placed a hand on Bakugo’s shoulder. “It’s okay, man. You got better.”

Midoriya was hiding around a corner on the second floor, crouched down and catching his breath. He didn’t see Bakugo down the hall in front of him. ‘Good. He’s completely forgotten about my partner, just like I thought.’ The screen switched to Iida, waiting next to the weapon, tapping his fingers in presumed agitation at Bakugo’s behaviour. ‘If they wanted to send someone out to stop us here, it should have been Iida. He’s way faster, after all. That probably means Kacchan’s gone rogue. The two of them aren’t working together as a team.’

“I hope you all took and continue to take this lesson seriously,” Principal Nezu spoke up. “Even though your quirks and abilities are varied, teamwork to accomplish a common objective is essential.”

“Yes sir!”

As Midoriya went over the scenario in his head, a diagram and caricatures of the four participants appeared on-screen, superimposed over Midoriya’s recovering form. Midoriya and Uraraka were standing facing Bakugo on the ‘Current Location’ side on the left, with Iida and the bomb on the ‘Villain Hideout’ side on the right.

Midoriya and Uraraka’s caricatures moved past Bakugo to the right to confront Iida. ‘I can’t go after the weapon right now or Kacchan will follow me,’ he reasoned. Bakugo flipped around and came at the two from behind and an explosive ‘VS’ appeared, denoting an undesirable situation.

The image reset, this time including a rapidly ticking down timer as Midoriya and Uraraka faced Bakugo, unmoving. ‘And if we both tried to take him down we’d probably run out of time.’ A graphic of the words TIME UP covered his mental diagram.

The image reset again. ‘So we stay split up for now,’ Midoriya reasoned. ‘I have to trust Uraraka.’ Her caricature moved to the right on her own. ‘She’ll find the weapon and Iida, and then I’ll join her for a two-on-one fight! That’s how we’ll win.’ A large ‘WIN’ appeared on screen alongside a cheery ‘bing’ noise.

“I’m impressed,” Yaoyorozu stated. “Thinking back on this, it didn’t appear as though you had much of a strategy at the time, but you thought this through and planned well. If not for what happened at the end, you might have actually gotten MVP instead of Iida, Midoriya.”

Izuku smiled but shook his head. “True, but what happened at the end of the match did happen, so I’m glad Iida got the recognition he deserved.”

Midoriya rubbed his nose. ‘By the way, I’ve been meaning to tell you, Kacchan…’

The scene flashed back to the first episode, with Bakugo’s neck displayed at the odd angle and his palm smoking while they were in their classroom in Aldera. “You’re even worse than the rest of these rejects, you really think they’d let someone like you in when they could have me?”


Aldera Midoriya scrambled back away from Aldera Bakugo. “No, wait! I’m not trying to compete against you, you gotta believe me!”

The ‘present’ Midoriya in the battle trial held a determined glare as the music swelled. ‘I take back everything I said.’

Tetsutetsu clenched his fist as on-screen Bakugo silently walked down another corridor. “That’s what I’m talking about! You’ve got guts, Midoriya!”

That’s my boy, All Might thought, nodding his head.

“This is actually a lot more exciting than the first time,” Kaminari said with a smile.

Aizawa narrowed his eyes almost imperceptibly as on-screen Bakugo remembered Midoriya’s defiance after he learned that his green-haired classmate had also been accepted into UA. It looks like we’ll finally get a deeper look into his mind now.

‘He’s just a little bug,’ Bakugo thought with his teeth clenched in an open frown.

“Wow! You’re so awesome!”

“That was Baby Midoriya’s voice!” Hagakure shouted as the scene cut back into the past.

Midoriya and Bakugo were playing in a park as kids, Bakugo bouncing a yellow ball up over and over again with his feet, knees, and chest. Midoriya in a cute yellow hoodie clutched his own light blue ball to his chest while watching in excited awe.

“Whatever,” Bakugo replied with stratospheric levels of smug, “this is nothin’.”

The screen cut to the playground pavement, with Midoriya’s voice quickly saying, “Ow!” before his ball came into view, bouncing away. Midoriya was on the ground, hand on his head from where the ball had presumably hit him after he tried to replicate what Bakugo had done.

“Jeez, Izuku,” Bakugo sneered, looking down on him. “You really can’t do anything right, can you?”

“Harsh,” Ojiro commented.

“Well that was uncalled for,” Sero muttered.

Holding up a bucket that was labelled with Midoriya’s name, Bakugo pointed at the character on the far right. “Look, you can read the last part of Izuku’s name as ‘Deku’.”

“So that’s where it came from…” Ochaco mumbled as the other neighbourhood kids, including Midoriya, gasped in excited awe that Bakugo could read. She squeezed Izuku’s hand beneath the green blanket that she, again, had gotten to place over their laps. He had started to tense up again as the bad memories he may have forgotten about were replayed fresh for him to examine.

“Well, obviously,” Bakugo scoffed with pride at their praise. “Deku. That must be what you call a helpless loser who’s completely useless.”

“Ouch,” Kayama winced.

The other boys chuckled while Midoriya looked confused for a moment before recognizing that he’d just been insulted, again. “Why are you being so mean, Kacchan?”

“Kids are dicks,” Jiro grumbled.

Momentarily cutting to black, Kid Bakugo’s voice sounded over the darkness with a question, “Why don’t you understand?”

A circular white rock skipped along the calm waters of the river, skipping over eight times before the camera cut to the riverbank, showing the five neighbourhood boys together. Bakugo had been the one skipping the rock, while all four of the others had their mouths open in amazement at the number of times the rock had skipped along the surface. “Dude, that has to be a new record,” exclaimed the one who would later acquire the finger-extending quirk.


Bakugo placed his hands on his hips, vaingloriously stating, “I bet it is.”

Kaminari folded his arms together. “So he skipped a rock a bunch, big whoop.”

“Bet you couldn’t have done better,” Jiro teased.

“Where’s yours?” Bakugo glanced towards Midoriya, a knowing sneer on his face.

“Well, uh...” Midoriya’s posture fell before admitting, “it sank.”

“Of course it sank,” Ashido grumbled as the boys laughed and Midoriya’s lip trembled. “It’s a rock.”

The screen turned to black again. “Why can’t you do anything right?”

The show revealed their kindergarten class, Bakugo’s hands popping off small little firecrackers for the assembled children. Some of the others were already showing signs of their quirks, like the fingers kid and the other neighbourhood boy from the first scene of the show that had red draconic wings sprouting from his back. All of the kids were looking at Bakugo’s quick with amazement as he stood there with a small smile on his face as he observed his quirk.

“Impressive,” the male teacher of their class praised him. “I bet you that’s gonna grow into an amazing quirk.”

“Definitely,” his female co-worker agreed with a bright smile. “A flashy quirk for a future hero. It’s perfect.” They were both really sweet as they said those things, but...

The screen turned to black once more. “Yeah,” Kid Bakugo’s voiceover said, “you’re right.” It returned to the kindergarten class, zooming in on Bakugo’s wide smile. ‘I am amazing.’ Bakugo’s smile grew wider in realization of the one truth of his small world. ‘In fact, I bet there’s no one as great as I am!’

“That’s… certainly one way to view things,” Koda quietly mumbled.

“I’m surprised his head didn’t get caught in the door on his way in,” Yaoyorozu uttered.

“I wasn’t gonna say this, but you were pretty stuck-up the first couple days too, Yaomomo,” Jiro commented. The brunette flushed.

“M-maybe I did have an excess of pride,” she said, “But I surely wasn’t like that , was I?”

Midoriya and Uraraka both shook their heads, being the closest to her seat. “No, not at all,” Uraraka comforted her.

‘...bug for me to smash,’ Battle Trial Bakugo reminded himself as he began to ascend a flight of stairs.

“Hey, did you hear?” a child’s voiceover stated before the scene entered another flashback of the boys as children. “Deku doesn’t have a quirk! Like, none!”

Midoriya was sitting on the floor in his kindergarten, surrounded by his classmates and trembling. His eyes were wide as dinner plates, and a smile was frozen onto his face as his entire world was destroyed. The children around him quietly teased at first, before they all started laughing at him.

“What, really?”


“Yeah. It’s called being quirkless.”

“That’s dumb, he’s so lame!”

“What a loser.”

In the midst of the laughter, the female teacher of the group offered Midoriya a meagre, “Don’t worry about it, okay, Izuku?” Even Bakugo, grinning from the sidelines at Midoriya’s circ*mstances, could tell that she didn’t really mean what she said. Nobody was reprimanding the other kids for mocking Deku.

‘You’re a total failure, Deku.’

Ochaco let go of Izuku’s hand and instead snuggled closer into him, wrapping her right arm around his waist. She kissed him on the cheek and whispered, “You’re not a failure, Izuku. The word ‘Deku’ doesn’t mean that anymore.”

He turned and looked at her. There was a determined fire in her brown eyes, telling him that she wasn’t about to let him start listening to these ghosts of the past. The sensation of her lips on him was still fresh, giving Izuku a clear reminder of her feelings for him. He sighed, placing his forehead against hers and cradling Ochaco’s head in his left hand. Their noses were almost touching as he gazed into her eyes, the fire within melting into a gooey warmth his whole body could feel as he smiled. “I know,” his voice faintly tickled its way out of his throat.

Iida, Asui, Ashido, Kendo, Yaoyorozu, Kayama, Sato, and Koda, all watched over Midoriya and Uraraka with warm, soft smiles, peacefully observing Midoriya planting a sweet kiss upon Uraraka’s lips. Jiro chuckled and told them to, “Get a room.”

Still in the flashback zone, Bakugo was now leading the boys out of the forest they’d entered in the first flashback of the episode and across a log that spanned a creek. His right palm was turned forward in front of him, cracking off explosions as he demonstrated and practiced his amazing quirk in front of his followers while singing a marching tune.

“Forward march and here we go! Members of the agency Bakugo! Sound o-!” He stopped singing as his footing slipped and Bakugo fell off of the log, plummeting down into the water below.

Despite their current dislike for Bakugo given what the show had been presenting as his past behaviour, a good number of the students still gasped in shock. “Hey, were you okay, man?” Kirishima asked.

“Of course I was fine!” Bakugo retorted. “Why wouldn’t I be? That was barely anything.”

The teachers shared glances with one another, and returned to gazing intently at the screen. Was this the incident Bakugo had mentioned yesterday at their meeting?

“Oh, don’t worry,” the winged boy assured the other two, “Kacchan is super tough. See?”

Bakugo sat up out of the water, shaking himself off.

Some sighs of relief filtered through the watching students until they heard their teenage Bakugo’s voice emanate from the video.

‘I was just fine on my own, Deku.’

“Oh dear,” Yaoyorozu huffed. “What did Midoriya do this time, Bakugo?”

“Must be something awful to get his panties in a bunch,” Mineta said.

Smiling, Child Bakugo turned around and looked back up at the other boys still on the log. “Sure! Just give me one second!” He laughed, showing that he was just fine.

‘I didn’t need your stupid help.’

Jiro gasped. “Midoriya? Helping people!? What a shock!”

Bakugo stopped smiling as the sound of splashing water entered his ears. A hand reached out to him as Midoriya offered to help him up. The Baby Form of All Might’s future successor gave him a concerned look. “Are you alright?” he asked. “Are you hurt?”

“He wasn’t the only one asking if Bakugo was okay, but the only one who actually came down to check on him,” Tokoyami noted.

Bakugo’s smile slipped away as his eyes took in the worried expression on the other child’s face. “I was worried you might’ve hit your head or something.”

The blond’s face snapped, teeth clenching and glaring at Midoriya in wrath for even daring to suggest that he needed help or was injured in any way.

‘But you looked at me like I was some kind of weakling!’

The flashback changed to the tear and snot-covered face of Midoriya from the second episode after he’d run in to save Bakugo from the Sludge Villain, but the mood couldn’t be more different. “Kacchan, I couldn’t just stand there and watch you die.”

‘Like you!’ Bakugo in his hero costume stomped forward during the battle trial, the background around him stylized in darkness and purple with white cracks behind him like shattered glass, as if resembling the ego Deku had broken all those years ago. There was nothing but rage in his eyes and gritted teeth. ‘But I’m not! I’m so much better than you are!’

Aizawa nodded his head. “I guess that explains things, then.”

Tetsutetsu frowned and turned to look at his seatmate. “Are you serious? A kid asks if you’re okay and offers to help you up after a fall and you take it as a personal insult?”

“Shut up.”

“Hello, Mrs. Midoriya?” Kaminari asked, holding his locked phone up to his head. “Your kid’s a monster. He tried to help me.”

“Shut up!”

Uraraka had found Iida and the fake weapon and was about to contact Midoriya, but she heard Iida talking to himself and paused. “Bakugo definitely has a villainous side and that’s exactly what we need to succeed on this mission. Hmm. I need to temporarily devote myself to criminal intent.” He looked at his hands. “Yes. I won’t fail this trial and risk bringing shame down on the Iida family name.”

His voice became even more serious as he steeled himself. “That means… I must embrace evil… to become a hero!”

Iida’s entire being changed as the background became dark and twisted. Like a high school drama student doing his very best mustache-twirlingly evil caricature, Iida’s voice became one filled with pretentious indifference to the suffering of man. “Behold! I am the personification of villainy!” Iida’s twisted ‘evil’ persona smile faded into the background, with the words ‘Bwa-ha-ha-ha’ appearing.

The on-screen Uraraka wasn’t the only one who started to laugh. Izuku was among the students letting out a few chuckles as he turned to look at his friend. “Wow, you really got into the spirit of the exercise, didn’t you, Iida?”

“I determined that it was important for the sake of furthering my education,” Iida answered him. “Even though I lost in the end, I feel like the effort was worth it.”

“I would advise against embodying that persona in the future, Young Iida,” Yagi called down to him. “You’ll find very few villains in the world who deliberately engage in crime with the desire to be ‘evil’.”

“That’s correct,” Nezu said. “Quite often, in fact, the criminals and villains of the world are just those who have different values and desires that are in opposition to the peace and stability of the society in which we live. Rare is the villain who does evil for the sake of being evil.”

Iida pointed at Uraraka after revealing that he’d cleaned the entire room of anything she could use her quirk on. “My dastardly tricks have rendered you helpless!” Uraraka watched Iida in disbelief as he spouted his ‘evil’ plan in front of her. “You’ve blundered, hero!”

Iida started to perform his best mustache-twirlingly evil laugh as Uraraka practically sweat-dropped in surprise at her friend’s roleplaying antics. “He really is… playing the part.”

“Actually, I like this,” Kayama stated, placing a finger to the side of her lips. “We should encourage more roleplaying in our exercises like this. It could make things much more fun.”

“Hero work isn’t supposed to be fun , Nemuri,” Aizawa stated.

“But school should be,” she replied. “They’re only first years, after all.”

“We only have three years to turn them into pros,” Aizawa reminded her. “There are no hero colleges in this country, Nemuri. No Bachelors Degrees in Heroism. We don’t have time for fun and games.”

Midoriya looked up as he talked with Uraraka on the radios All Might had given the two of them. “Right above me. We probably don’t have much time left now.” The show showed the clock ticking down on the Powerful Timer. Less than six minutes left. “We have to finish this fast or they win.”

“Only about a third of their time left,” Kendo said.

“This is where things start getting dicey, right?” Mineta asked.

A bing sounded behind Midoriya as Bakugo’s left gauntlet flashed red on the black lines between the green sections. The noise alerted Midoriya to his presence, the hero turning around in surprise. The blond raised his fist. “I’m all loaded up,” he said as the training montage music started up.


“What does that mean?” Midoriya asked.

“Ew, gross,” Ashido cringed. “Could you maybe not have said it like that, Bakugo?”

“...underestimating me, Deku,” Bakugo taunted with an insane look in his eyes. “Get over here and show me what you’re really made of.”

“He’s not using his quirk because he’d kinda kill you with it, Bakugo,” Sato pointed out.

“Like I knew that at the time, Big Lips!”

Midoriya forced himself to stop trembling. “I’m not scared of you anymore!”

Ochaco kept her hug on Izuku tight while her face set into a thin line. “So this is what you were facin’ below me, huh?”

Izuku nodded, sighing out a simple, “Yeah.”

Bakugo controlled his anger at Midoriya’s defiance and brought his lips back into a superior smirk. “Since you’re such a stalker, by now you probably know how my quirk, Explosion, works.” Bakugo steadied his left arm and pointed his gauntlet at Midoriya.

“I secret nitroglycerin-like sweat from my hands and make it blow up. Imagine what I could do if I had a lot of it!”

“Those gauntlets must reek!” Hagakure whined.

“I’m glad I’m not the one cleaning those babies,” Hatsume agreed.

“...one monster blast!” Bakugo declared as he grabbed the pin, ready to unload on Midoriya.

All Might’s face jerked in realization as he watched from the observation room. ‘No, he’s going too far!’ He quickly spoke up. “Young Bakugo, don’t do it! You’ll kill him!”

Bakugo ignored the order of his instructor, looking straight forward with an insane expression on his face. “He’ll be fine as long as he dodges!” He pulled the pin.

The class blinked in amazement as they heard the words that Bakugo said right before a massive fireball roared out of the support gauntlet, tearing apart the walls of the corridor as it raced towards Midoriya. More than one gasped as he appeared to leap out of the way at the last possible moment.

“Well…” Ashido said, trying to get her tongue to work. “You were really good at dodging, Midori.”

Izuku chuckled to himself and rubbed his right hand against the back of his head while looking over at the pink-haired girl. “Thanks, Ashido. If I was any worse at it, I’m pretty sure I’d be even more injured than I was.”

“Or dead!” Mineta cried. “Seriously, why do we have guys with such crazy power in our class? My quirk’s got nothing on that.”

“Don’t say that, Mineta,” Izuku quickly tried to assure the short boy. “Your quirk’s really awesome in its own ways. It’s amazing both for capture, rescue, and general utility. Powerful quirks aren’t everything. I’m sure you’ll become an awesome pro with it.”

“Shut up!” Mineta retorted. “You’re the guy with All Might’s quirk and you’re the first guy in our class to get a girlfriend. I see you and Uraraka cocooned in your own little world. You don’t get to talk about being popular!”

Ashido quietly pulled out her phone to distract herself from the sight of Midori laying shell-shocked on the floor, his costume mask gone entirely and his right sleeve missing. She entered the Girls Chat she’d created last night, thumbs moving as she typed.

Horny: As much as Baka-go was a dick during the combat exercise and as a kid, I have a proposal.

Horny: All in favour of stealing his line for a future attack on Mineta when he’s being a perv?

Kyoka: You mean shouting, “You’ll be fine as long as you dodge” at the grape?

Momo: I approve. I’ll even make the cannon.

Bakugo continued to advance on the downed Midoriya who looked absolutely terrified. “Go ahead, use your stupid quirk on me, Deku!”

The class cringed. Bakugo looked completely unhinged as he loomed over Midoriya.

“Even if you give me everything you’ve got, you’ll never beat me.”

Aizawa looked at Yagi as the episode transition finally occurred. “You should have ended the exercise right there, All Might.”

“I understood that at the time too,” Yagi answered his colleague. “But, for Midoriya’s sake, I let it continue.”

“So he could land himself in Recovery Girl’s office?” Aizawa growled.

“So he could gain confidence in himself,” Yagi replied.

“Bakugo, answer me!” Iida gave up the roleplay to try to get some answers from Bakugo. “What is going on down there? Did you cause that blast? Give me a status update, now!”

‘Now’s my chance!’ Uraraka took off running as the same music from when the show highlighted her performance in the Entrance Exam started up. ‘If I can claim the weapon, that means we win!’

“Oh, so this is what you were up to above me,” Izuku gasped, eyes shining with excitement as a smile came to his face.

Ochaco blushed and looked away. “Yeah… I wasn’t very good, though. Iida still got ahead of me.”

“Wish I could have been there to help, though.” Ochaco shook her head at the soft tone in Izuku’s voice.

“No, you were busy keeping Bakugo occupied, even if he nearly killed you for it.” She kissed his cheek again. “You did amazin’ without even using your quirk, Izuku.” Izuku stared at her for a few seconds before smiling, a small huff of laughter coming from him, and nodding.

Iida looked up at Uraraka in surprise, as she floated past him. “Since when can she make herself float!?”

Sporting a confident grin, Uraraka touched her fingertips together. “Release!” The backside of Iida’s greaves popped open as Iida extended the exhaust pipes of his engines. He dashed forward to thwart Uraraka as she fell towards the weapon. She was almost there... ‘This special move is hard, but it’s worth it!’

Iida snatched it the moment before she could touch the weapon. With nothing in the way to block her fall, Uraraka hit the floor hard and wrong, somersaulting head over heels. Her helmet clattered off and the puffy pink belt slammed into the wall, arresting her movement with her head and shoulders on the floor, her butt in the air, and her ankles on either side of her head.

“Ouch,” Izuku muttered. “That didn’t look comfortable.” Ochaco giggled and shook her head.

“No it wasn’t,” she laughed.

Iida evilly monologued from the other side of the room, posturing with the weapon. “I could easily keep this weapon out of your reach until time runs out!”

Uraraka picked herself up from her embarrassing position and levelled Iida with a determined grimace. ‘It’s not over,’ she resolved herself. ‘I won’t let Deku down.’

“So even on day one you had the hots for him, huh Ocha?” Ashido teased.

“MINA!”

“Just ‘cause you’re dating now doesn’t mean you suddenly get a free pass from all the teasing,” Jiro chuckled.

Kaminari groaned. “Man, I never had a chance, did I?”

Sero shrugged. “Ah, don’t worry about it, man. Midoriya and Uraraka were basically a sure thing. We could all see it coming anyway.”

“I didn’t!” Mineta complained.

“Everyone calm down,” Iida protested. “We’ve gotten side-tracked too often today. Let’s just continue to watch the episode.”

In the observation room, Kirishima looked nervously at All Might. “Sir, isn’t this getting out of hand?” he asked. “That Bakugo is acting real crazy, he’s gonna kill him!”

That Bakugo?” Bakugo asked him.

“It was like the second day, man,” Kirishima replied. “Cut me some slack. I’ve been cutting you a lot of slack so far.”

“I won’t hurt you so bad they’ll have to stop the fight, just close!”

“He’ll be fine as long as he dodges!”

‘Despite his fierce posturing, he’s not actually trying to kill Midoriya,’ All Might reasoned. ‘But still.’ He spoke into his microphone to Bakugo. “Bakugo. Use that stored-up power again and I’ll stop this fight. Your team will lose.”

Bakugo looked up in disbelief. “Huh?” he asked the air, while at the far end of the room Midoriya was still down, speaking to Uraraka over coms.

“To employ such a strong attack indoors is inviting the destruction of the stronghold you should be protecting! That’s a poor strategy, whether you’re a hero or a villain. The penalty would be a massive loss of points.”

Bakugo’s began to shake, seemingly enraged that All Might was telling him he couldn’t fight the way he wanted to. He needed to beat the sh*t out of that nerd to put Deku back in his place, and All Might was telling him, “No”.

All Might gripped his microphone tighter. ‘I know that as a teacher, I should stop this fight now, but…’

“You really should have stopped it, All Might,” Kayama said, agreeing with Aizawa. “That explosion should have cost Bakugo’s team the match for the reckless danger it posed. This was their first day of classes for first-year hero students. That was far too violent.”

Bakugo screamed in frustration as Midoriya got back to his feet and finished giving directions to Uraraka. “The pillar by the window, get there now!”

“Fine then!” Explosions burst from Bakugo’s hands as he rocketed towards Midoriya. “We’ll fight hand-to-hand!”

Tetsutetsu grinned. “All right! Lets see you grit those teeth!”

“I can’t watch,” Jiro said, covering her eyes with her hands as Midoriya lost his footing and Bakugo’s beat-down of Midoriya played in front of their eyes again, this time hearing every taunt that the explosive blond threw at their green-haired cinnamon roll.

“What’s that about me being an idiot, Icy-Hot?” Bakugo growled.

“If you paid attention I actually complimented you,” Todoroki replied. “Listen to what Yaoyorozu’s saying as she breaks down your move again. It’s impressive.”

“Clearly the boy had a lot of practice before coming to UA,” Nezu said. “It’s no wonder he’s so proud of himself. He was clearly more than just a cut above the rest of his middle school.”

“Ugh,” Kaminari groaned. “Bakugo is uber-talented. I hate it.”

“Then maybe you should train harder, Dunce-Face!”

Kaminari growled and turned around. “You could at least try to be nice to people for a change, Flamingo.”

“Hey, that’s a good one,” Asui said. “Flamingos are actually really vain, just like Bakugo. Now we just need him to keep his hair that colour and it’ll work.”

Kayama’s eyes brightened. “I like it. “Flamingo”. If you choose that code name, Bakugo, I see no reason not to approve it.”

“I thought I told you extras to stop pitching sh*tty hero name ideas!”

“This is hard to watch!” Ashido was near-tears as she begged All Might to stop it. “All he has to do is wrap tape around him, not kill him!”


Tokoyami scowled at the screen. “Bakugo’s certainly acting like a villain.”

“I’ve got to agree with them,” Tetsutetsu said with a nod of his head. “Even Kamakiri wasn’t this crazy in his first combat training. It’s like you were seriously trying to put Midoriya in the hospital. Why the hell were you even thinking what you were thinking?”

Bakugo tisked. “I don’t have to explain myself to you . I’ve just barely started figuring that sh*t out now got it? Besides, I already told you and Kirishima yesterday that this fight got dark.”


All Might’s hand trembled on his microphone. ‘I should end this! But…’ Midoriya got back to his feet. ‘For his sake, I’ll let it go on.’ Midoriya looked around, then turned tail and started to scramble on all fours towards the windows.

“He’s running away!” Ashido gasped.

Kendo looked past Yaoyorozu to the pair sitting on the loveseat next to them. “Did you have a plan?”

Izuku and Ochaco both nodded. “It was Izuku’s idea,” Ochaco explained. “And a crazy one, but that’s pretty much par for the course with him.”

“Usually my crazy ideas end up working out in the end,” Izuku admitted. “Now I just need to make them less self-destructive or Mr. Aizawa will choke me with his scarf while Recovery Girl breaks my kneecaps with her cane.”


Bakugo was not having any of Deku’s bullsh*t at not using his quirk. “You’ve been hiding your true power for years, what’s the deal, Deku?! Did you think you were better than me this entire time?!” His eyes were wild and incensed.

“Okay, wait, hang on,” Sato said. “You thought Midoriya purposefully victimized himself and let you bully him for years all as part of an elaborate long con to get into UA and spit in your face? That’s what you honestly thought?”

“You idiot,” Midoriya stated.

“Couldn’t have said it better myself, Midoriya,” Hagakure agreed with a nod.

“Yaomomo,” Jiro addressed. “I take back what I said earlier. You had a respectable amount of ego. Bakugo’s ego was the size of the freaking sun if he thought that.”

Midoriya had tears in his eyes as he looked Bakugo straight in the eye and glared in desperate determination at him. “I know you’re better than me!”

Bakugo glared right back, hissing through his teeth.

“Can’t you see?” Midoriya asked.

“Here it comes,” Kirishima said, starting to get excited again, “the final clash.”

“You weren’t that excited at the time,” Sero pointed out.

“I didn’t know what was coming then.”

“You’re even more of an idiot than I realized.” Bakugo’s manic grin practically exploded off his face as he shouted at Deku. “COME AT ME!”

“Oh, we’ve got the “Midoriya’s going to be awesome now” music again,” Jiro said. She elbowed Kaminari. “Pay up. I won the bet.”

‘The only other time I hear that much passion in his voice is when he talks about being a hero,’ All Might thought as Midoriya ran for Bakugo, drive and courage overcoming his terror. ‘In order to achieve his dream, he has to do this.’

The boys leapt at each other, each of them preparing their own attacks. Time seemed to slow down as the background faded away from them. ‘Not for me, but for himself.’

One For All surged through Midoriya’s right arm and fist, his muscles bulging as his skin glowed, with the final remnants of what was left of his costume on that arm tearing away.

“You can’t be serious!” Kendo exclaimed. “He used that punch to blow up one of those zero-pointers! Midoriya, how’s Bakugo still here if you used it on him?”

“Are you saying I couldn’t tank one of Deku’s sh*tty punches, extra?”

“Don’t call her an extra!” Tetsutetsu scolded him. “Her name is Kendo!”

Izuku smiled at the slight blush that formed on Kendo’s cheeks and nodded his head back at the screen as his past self called Uraraka’s name. “Because I didn’t punch Bakugo.”

“Right!” Uraraka hugged a pillar like a koala, with Iida looking at her like she’d lost her mind for a moment.

Midoriya’s tears had evaporated from the heat of the impending explosion on Bakugo’s right hand as the two boys closed on one another. ‘I can’t beat you, not in a one-on-one fight like this.’ He flipped his arm from a right straight to an uppercut. ‘But I can win!’

Kendo gasped. Seeing what he meant.


Midoriya stared down Bakugo’s impending blast while making the final motion of his own attack, not to put his old bully down, but to ensure his win.

“SMAAAAASH!!!”

The students gasped and cheered anew as Midoriya’s uppercut blew the air skyward with enough force to tear a massive hole through the concrete, piercing through every floor and going high into the sky, just like All Might’s punch to finally stop the Sludge Villain. Every window shattered, and bits of concrete and rebar scattered through the destruction of a good chunk of the building.

Iida clenched his hands around the fake weapon to keep his balance at the sudden impact from Midoriya’s punch, and the large amount of wind now buffeting through the room. He paused to let go and couldn’t believe his eyes at the destruction that had happened out of nowhere. “What’s happening?”

Uraraka activated her quirk on the pillar she had been hugging, now freestanding with its base crumbled away. “This is it! Sorry, Iida!” She swung the giant pillar back like a baseball bat. “Improvised special move: the Comet Home Run!”

“Nice one, Uraraka,” Sato complimented her.

“It’s far from elegant, though,” Aoyama critiqued.

“Hey, if it gets the job done, it gets the job done,” Sero shrugged.

She swung forward, the pillar striking floating debris with the sound of a major league slugger connecting with a fastball, and the bits of concrete flew towards Iida at terrifying speeds. Iida brought up his hands to shield his face. “In the name of villainy I demand that you stop this!”

Uraraka leapt across the hole in the floor while Iida was distracted by her improvised attack, flying over towards the bomb with her gravity already negated. She pressed her fingers together above her head and called out, “Release!”

Iida managed to look up right as Uraraka landed on the weapon, hugging it with a relieved smile. “I got it!”

“No! The weapon!” Iida’s eyes were wide in shock.

“Woo!” Ashido cheered. “You go guys!”

“It was certainly a hair-raising finale, I’ll say that much,” Kendo sighed, leaning back in her seat.

“Man, that was gutsy,” Tetsutetsu said with a grin. He turned to look at Bakugo as the on-screen Bakugo barked at Midoriya. “Bet you thought you had him, huh?”

“Shut your mouth Cloneshima.”

Tetsutetsu laughed.

“...going to use it...” Midoriya’s voice was weak and broken, wracked with pain as he held his broken right arm up. The smoke from Bakugo’s explosive attack began to clear away. “...because I can’t control it. My body just can’t handle the backlash of my power yet.”

Bakugo was trembling, looking like a strange crossroads between horrified and enraged. “Mr. Aizawa said I’d be useless…” Midoriya’s left arm had shielded his face from the majority of the blast, looking blackened and scorched; damaged almost as badly as his broken right arm. “...but this was all… that I… could think of.”

The blond gasped and his eyes widened as he saw the damage his attack did to Midoriya.

“And now he understands just how dangerous his quirk actually is,” Tokoyami stated. Asui nodded with an accompanying “Ribbet.”

“This is the only way… I had any chance at winning.”

Bakugo’s expression swiftly dropped the anger, showing nothing but terror.

The timer expired, with most of the rest of the class looking on in various states of shock and horror.

All Might clutched his microphone, hesitating. “You did it…” he whispered.

Midoriya collapsed, falling to his right onto the ground as the straps keeping his respirator attached finally broke apart, separating it from the rest of his costume. Bakugo could only stare as he was handed his first ever loss.

“The hero team… WIIIIIIINS!!!”

Ashido placed a hand to her heart as the outro started up. “Man, that was more intense than I remembered,” she said. “Y’know, sometimes having a soundtrack to accompany stuff feels a little overkill.”

“But you’ve gotta admit,” Kaminari pointed out, “for the context of a show, it’s hella entertaining, am I right?”

“Just because you find it entertaining doesn’t mean that all of us do,” Jiro answered. “I bet Midoriya’s not too happy about watching himself get wrecked on the first day of class again.”

“Oh yeah, did that leave any scars like the sports festival?” Hagakure asked. “That was a pretty wicked burn Bakugo did to your arm.”

Ochaco shook her head before Izuku could answer. “Nope. No scars from that at least. I can at least tell you that much.”

Nezu shared looks with the other teachers. Each of them nodded. They would need to have a discussion during this break, or possibly at lunch later.

Narrator All Might’s voice emanated from the screen moments after the man’s theme music started up to show the next episode preview. “You kids still have a lot to learn, but I’ll help you hero up!”

Narrator Midoriya didn’t seem to have anything interesting to say this time over the snapshots of what would soon await them, only offering a customary, “Next time, Bakugo’s Start Line!”

“So is it from this point on that you stopped being such an ass?” Tetsutetsu asked.

“Young Bakugo’s going to get all teary-eyed on us,” Narrator All Might teased.

“Go Beyond.”

“PLUS ULTRA!”

Kamimoto clapped her hands and pressed a button on her remote. A countdown timer appeared on the screen. “Five minutes!” she reminded them. “If you need to pee or get anything from me, now’s you chance.”

Notes:

Manga Spoilers, Bakugo now has a hero name. Part of that is why I ended up having them roast him over hero names because, oh man, it's Bakugo roasting hour when it comes to hero names.

Chapter 14: Pridefall Pt. 1

Notes:

Well, this chapter's late. Late for a Saturday, late for Christmas, even late for Ochaco's birthday.

However, it's here! Please enjoy!

(See the end of the chapter for more notes.)

Chapter Text

Toshinori glanced between Aizawa, Kayama, and Nezu as the four of them stood near the theatre doors at the top of the room. “I don’t know if five minutes is an adequate time frame to discuss what we witnessed during the combat training,” he put out.

“I agree,” Aizawa said. “We’ll need to discuss this further at lunch, but I feel we should at least have a preliminary discussion.”

Kayama nodded. “However, I don’t think it will be productive to bring Bakugo or Midoriya into the conference room to discuss this again,” she proposed. “We already talked about their relationship with them yesterday, and Bakugo mentioned this creek incident then.”

“Kayama is correct,” Nezu agreed. “While it is extremely useful that we now have full context of the inciting incidents behind Bakugo’s tormenting of Midoriya, having another chat with the two boys so soon after our last will not bring the desired results. We will simply have to observe and guide them to the best of our abilities while we are in this place.”

“It’s also good to see that while Midoriya’s support network has strengthened, Bakugo’s hasn’t degraded entirely and left him ostracized by his peers,” Toshinori observed. “Young Kirishima and Young Sero were both working out with him in the gym yesterday, and Young Tetsutetsu and Young Kirishima are both sitting with him again today. This is a good class; they may not all be friends with one another, but I don’t think any of them are truly alone.”

Aizawa nodded. “Despite their differences, Class 1-A is a unit. They all worked together to pass the first stage of the licensing exam, even if they went down to the wire and Todoroki and Bakugo failed the second stage. Given the change we’ve already seen in how Bakugo and Midoriya interact between the time of these episodes and now, I can say that they’ll all become upstanding heroes.”

“But we must not become complacent, Aizawa,” Nezu reminded him. “Seeing their pasts laid out like this and understanding the inner workings of our students’ minds, it is doubly clear that we did not previously understand just how prideful Bakugo truly was. To think that since childhood he believed that the simple act of being offered help equaled a declaration of weakness; and as he said yesterday to hear it come from Midoriya, a child he’d already written off as having no value, a wound to him like that may as well be a malignant tumor. A deeply-rooted belief like that that has been held for most of his life is not something that his pride will allow him to let go of so easily. While Midoriya’s newfound relationship with Uraraka may help to begin healing his deep-seated issues of inadequacy, we should still keep our eyes on both students for the time being.”

Toshinori nodded his head along with the other two, all three of them giving the principal a brief, “Yes, sir” in acknowledgement. The four returned to their seats.

“You were right,” Tetsutetsu commented, looking at his seatmate, “that fight really didn’t paint you in a good light.”

Bakugo bristled. “Shut u—”

“But at least you didn’t stab Tsunotori in the leg like Kamakiri did,” Tetsutetsu added.

Bakugo froze for a moment while Kirishima said, “Whoa, Kamakiri did what?

“He got more than a little heated in his match,” Tetsutetsu answered. “He was trying to lock down Tsunotori in a corridor in order to defend the weapon. Didn’t like how he had to keep defending himself against her horns as she controlled them in the tight space of the corridor, so he bashed through them and charged her. Now Tsunotori’s strong as a horse, no mistake about that, but his sudden move caught her off-guard. While she was slightly unbalanced from him slamming into her, Kamakiri used his blades to stab her in her right leg to limit her mobility. She… she started bleeding pretty bad as he wrapped the capture tape around her. Kendo says he had to have cut her femoral artery, because All Might called the match and she was close to passing out by the time he arrived.”

“Was she okay?” Kirishima asked.

“Oh yeah, she’s fine,” Tetsutetsu answered. “Recovery Girl took care of her real well, but still, if she hadn’t, Tsunotori might have died. Kamakiri was really shook up by it; at first we thought it was because he almost killed his classmate, but we all got really upset at him when the only thing we heard him chastise himself for getting too caught up in the fight and losing the exercise. He didn’t even seem to care that he almost killed Pony.” He looked over at Bakugo, who was gazing at him in shock. “What? Surprised that we have our own version of you? He’s gotten better since then, but still, seeing your fight reminded me of that.”

Katsuki turned away from Tetsutetsu, bringing his gaze down to the space between his knees. Deku’s arm after that final blast of his, the one he’d used to block the attack from hitting his face. It was blackened and scorched. If not for the old lady’s quirk it would have been a bitch to heal from. Fortunately it was just his arm, but if the nerd hadn’t predicted his move? If it had been anyone but Deku and they hadn’t seen the explosive right coming for their face?

Could I have… killed someone on my first day of real training?

Katsuki shook his head. No, that was impossible. He only got that way because he’d still been seeing Deku as that worthless wannabe who’d somehow cheated his way into UA and been hiding a quick behind his back in an elaborate long con to make him look like an idiot.

He would have been smarter against anyone else. He would have…

No, he couldn’t use hindsight. While he may have gotten pissed off at Deku for thinking he could stand on the same stage as him, once he decided to fight he would have fought the same way. He still would have used that right hook and he still would have aimed that final blast for the face. The only reason it didn’t work in the end was because Deku was such a nerd he’d anticipated it from having been on the receiving end so many times. He just hadn’t had the strength to fight back or defend himself before. But if it hadn’t been Deku, if it hadn’t been someone who could predict that and use their arm as a shield… if he’d been facing off against Round Face down there instead...

Oh sh*t. I really could have… a burn to the face like that… he could have lost an eye, or worse.

“Dammit!” he hissed to himself as he put his hands around his head. “Just how f*cked up was I back then?”

A hand touched his shoulder. “It’s okay, man,” Kirishima consoled him. “You’re not quite the same guy now that you were back then. Everyone makes mistakes, what matters is that we learn from them and move forward so we can live a life with no regrets. That’s what manly chivalry means to me.”

The countdown timer reached zero on the screen in front of them, and Kamimoto whooped as the next episode began to start.

“Wow! You’re so lucky.”

“We’re starting with a flashback of them bug hunting as kids again?” Mineta asked. He sighed and placed a hand on his cheek. “Yeah, yeah, we get it already.”

“This is still important background information,” Iida remarked as he wrote in his notebook. “We must pay close attention to it.”

“Do we really need to be taking notes on Midori and Bakugo’s relationship?” Ashido inquired as it shifted to a repeat of them running at each other, each using their quirks for their final attacks

“So where’s that flashy power of yours now!? Dammit! You were tricking me for years by acting weak! Bet you’ve been laughing behind my back, huh? Let’s see how your power compares to mine! Quirk or no, you’ll never beat me, Deku!”

“That’s still the dumbest long con conspiracy theory I’ve ever heard,” Jiro scoffed.

“Yeah,” Hatsume agreed. “It’s like Midoriya went, “I’ve got a brilliant idea! I’m gonna pretend to be quirkless for a decade and get beaten to a pulp every day for it, all so that I can laugh at Bakugo behind his back and then in his face when we both get into UA”. Because that’s exactly what Ten Million over there would think.”

Midoriya yelped as they talked about him and rubbed the back of his head. “Well, I mean, if it hadn’t been One For All, I probably would have told Ka—Bakugo right away, but I was supposed to keep it a secret.”

“Even then, you still couldn’t keep your damn mouth shut,” Bakugo growled, just loud enough for the front row to hear.

“What do you mean he couldn’t keep his mouth shut?” Kaminari asked. “We never heard a word about any of this stuff before yesterday!”

“Keep watching and you’ll see,” Bakugo continued to growl. “And stop thinking I look like a damn strawberry! You don’t have to say it, I can see it in your goddamn eyes!”

“Like it or not, you can’t stop me!” Midoriya’s voice from the past echoed as he fell unconscious following Bakugo’s blast.

“I’m so proud,” Ochaco said quietly, squeezing Izuku’s side. “It was only our first real day of class, but you stood up to him and we worked together to win the exercise.”

“But I broke my arm and needed to go to Recovery Girl,” Izuku reminded her. “I was the only one who got seriously injured in class.”

Ochaco shook her head and let it lie on his shoulder. “But you’ve gotten much better at that. You have enough control over One For All to not break yourself anymore.”

The intro started up and Asui turned to look at Bakugo’s couch. “I have to agree with Kyoka,” she said. “Midoriya’s the kind of guy who would ask All Might or Endeavor if they were catching a cold if they so much as sneezed, ribbit. You really thought that he was tricking you for years and thought that him asking if you were okay equated to Midoriya thinking you were weak?”

“Just call me an egomaniac and get it over with, Frog,” Bakugo grumbled. “Only weaklings need someone to help them; the strong don’t. A worthless screw-up like him, the weakest of weaklings, extending a hand to me ? It was a f*cking insult to my very identity as the best of the best.”

“Offering or accepting help isn’t a sign of weakness, Bakugo,” Shoji said.

“I know already, so shut up! Dammit!”

“We went to help All Might at the USJ,” Todoroki reminded him with a sideways look. “Does that make All Might weak?”

“That was different, and I already told all of you to shut up!”

Asui giggled quietly in the front row. “It’s kind of funny watching Bakugo go through an identity crisis, isn’t it?”

“So long as he becomes a better hero because of it,” Iida remarked. The turbo hero turned his attention to the green burrito that was Midoriya and Uraraka wrapped in the blanket. It had them covered completely from neck to thigh. They could be doing anything under there, but he knew his friends. They weren’t about to start doing anything immoral. Midoriya and Uraraka were both just too innocent. “I imagine that that fight the two of you had was part of Bakugo’s awakening to the truth of being a hero,” he reasoned, attracting Midoriya’s attention, “just as being saved from the Hero Killer in Hosu was mine.”

Izuku nodded. “I’m not going to pretend that it resolved everything, but yeah. Even with everything we went through here yesterday, I’m confident that Bakugo turned onto the right path after we hashed things out during our fight and house arrest.”

The intro ended, with the camera returning to the exterior of the building with the gaping hole Bakugo’s explosion had left in its side and all the cracks in the cement from the effects of Midoriya’s Detroit Smash. All Might’s voice came through the microphone. “Your indoor combat training… is over.”

Uraraka groaned as she slid down from where she had latched onto the fake weapon like a koala, Iida waving his hands frantically as he asked his new friend if she was okay.

Midoriya lay unconscious on the ground as All Might finished his declaration. “The Hero Team wiiiins!”

Back in the observation room, Ojiro, Kaminari, Asui, Tokoyami, Yaoyorozu, and Shoji were looking up at the monitor before the camera switched to showing all of the students from behind with the five camera feeds on the monitor, one of which showing Iida rubbing Uraraka’s back in an effort to soothe her nausea as she was on all fours, desperately trying not to puke. “What a weird way for this to end,” Kaminari pointed out in a hushed tone. “The losers are practically untouched, and the winners are both on the ground.”

“How does the old saying go?” Tokoyami wondered while lowering his head. “They may have lost the battle but they won the war.”

“This class is intense,” Asui stated.

“That sure was an understatement,” Ojiro commented. “I can’t believe how quickly my match was over compared to theirs.”

“Neither of us needed to go to Recovery Girl at least,” Hagakure piped up. “So that’s a good thing, right?”

“What happened?” Hatsume asked her invisible seat mate.

“Well our match is up next,” the invisible girl replied. “So you should see it pretty quick.”

Two recovery robots were carrying the unconscious Midoriya away on a stretcher, closely watched by All Might.

“To the nurse’s office,” said one of the robots.

“I know,” replied the other.

“The robots have sass?” Jiro asked.

“If they start smack-talking us during training I’m blowing every last one of them up,” Bakugo growled.

Bakugo was shaking, his red eyes shrunk down to mere pinpricks in shock. ‘My attacks,’ he thought, thinking back to the last moment before his final explosion, ‘Deku predicted them. He made me look like an idiot, and somehow managed to win the exercise.’

“Less idiotic, more bloodthirsty, I’d say,” Tokoyami countered. As Midoriya’s words cycled through Bakugo’s head again.

“Yeah,” Sato agreed with a nod. “Besides, Midoriya only knew what Bakugo would do because of experience. None of us would have figured out his moves like that.”

The students grimaced in surprise, while Aizawa narrowed his eyes and Yagi’s widened as the screen returned to showing Bakugo’s face. He was hyperventilating, and clearly in the throes of a panic attack.

‘Does this mean that if we really fought, if we didn’t hold back at all, Deku… would beat me with his quirk?’

“If Midori went all out you’d be nothing but a bloody smear on the wall!” Ashido cried out as All Might patted Bakugo on the shoulder. “Seriously! He punched the air with enough force for freaking wind pressure to rip through several floors of concrete!”

“Yeah, that power’s no joke,” Sero agreed. “Your explosions are pretty awesome, Bakugo, but one maxed out punch from him would probably smash you like a bug on a windshield.”

Mineta stood up. “Also, wait, hold on! All Might, your hand is, like, bigger than Bakugo’s entire torso!”

Hagakure seemed to place a finger to her lips as she shifted in her seat. “I wonder if Midoriya’s going to get that big when he’s older?”

Ochaco shivered against her boyfriend at the thought. Just being completely enveloped by Deku like that. Her entire body fitting beneath his chin. His strong arms wrapped around her, holding her up off the ground as he carried her around. Latching on to him just like she had the fake weapon in training, hugging Izuku like a koala.

She blushed as her thoughts strayed to some more… interesting places, and Ochaco shook her head to try to clear them. Not now. Not with everyone in class around!

Episode 8: Bakugo’s Start Line

“Well, despite the results,” All Might said as the three conscious members of the first group returned to the observation room with him for a review of the match, “the MVP of this exercise is Young Iida!”

Iida looked at All Might in surprise while Bakugo’s head was lowered, face hidden by his explosively spiky hair, and Uraraka looked down, still seemingly feeling nauseous from using her quirk on herself. “Huh!?” Iida gasped.

“Shouldn’t it be one of the heroes instead since they’re the winners?” Asui asked.

“Mm!” All Might hummed in approval at her critical thinking. “Valid question. Why didn’t I choose one of those two? Who has a guess?”

Yaoyorozu raised her hand. “Sir! I can tell you why.”

“Remember when I said you had an ego at the start Yaomomo?” Jiro asked. She pointed at the screen.

“...the only one who truly adapted to his assigned role. I’ll explain,” Yaoyorozu said as the screen showed Bakugo standing with his head down and face shadowed in front of them, followed by flashbacks to his actions in combat. “Bakugo’s judgement was clouded by a personal grudge against Midoriya. As you pointed out earlier, launching a large-scale attack indoors was a foolish move. It could have been disastrous.” The clips switched to showing Midoriya’s smash. “Similarly, Midoriya’s plan was also poorly thought out, considering the amount of damage that he received. He rendered himself helpless. Not smart…”

“I apologize for that, Midoriya,” Yaoyorozu said. “I realize now that you hadn’t planned for the end scenario to happen. The strategies that you thought up in the early and mid-exercise period were excellent.”

Izuku held up his free right hand, since his left arm was wrapped around Ochaco in their blanket. “No, no, it’s all right, Yaoyorozu,” he refuted. “It’s not like any of you could actually hear me or my thoughts before. Besides, no plan survives contact with Bakugo anyway. I was foolish to think that I really could win without using my quirk when I didn’t have any real combat training yet.”

“Don’t put yourself down like that, Midoriya!” Yaoyorozu insisted. “I believe you did much better against Bakugo than many of our classmates could have done.”

“But you were still right in saying that I wasn’t MVP of the exercise,” Izuku countered. “Iida performed the best out of all of us for the purposes of training. I tried to fight an opponent who was too far above me in power and skill and injured myself in a reckless move. You’re right. We only won because we took advantage of this being training.”

“Just take the compliment, Midoriya,” Asui joined in. “All Yaoyorozu is doing is taking back her thoughts that your plan was poorly thought out, ribbit. It was a good plan.”

“Tsu is right,” Iida assured him. “I can understand why it was your absolute last resort plan, given the intense backlash One For All had on your body at the time. This was only your third ever usage of the power, too. Incidentally, how much can you use right now?”

A small smile returned to Izuku’s face. “Oh, my continuous full-body limit is at eight percent right now, but I’m still not used to it. I’ve mostly been keeping to five percent, so it’ll take some adjusting to get used to how much faster and stronger I’ve gotten with eight percent going.”

“...Young Iida could have relaxed a little bit in the exercise,” All Might added to Yaoyorozu’s explanation, off-kilter from the depth of her analysis, “but… otherwise, you nailed it!” He gave her a thumbs-up and a grin.

The show panned up from Yaoyorozu’s legs, showing her standing in front of a Japanese crane painting with the kanji for “Start with the basics to develop depth of learning” and “Devote oneself wholeheartedly” written on it in fine calligraphy.

“One should always start with the basics and devote themselves wholeheartedly to learning,” Yaoyorozu herself stated with confidence and pride in herself. “That’s the only real way to become a top hero.” The screen zoomed in on her, her form taking on the rough hue of the introductory sketches as her name appeared on the screen.

“Momo Yaoyorozu: one of the four students admitted to the hero course based on recommendations.”

Ashido beamed. “Yaomomo! You got your own Present Mic intro!”

“And that painting was so manly,” Kirishima added. “I wish I had that in my room.”

“Man, I can’t wait for my intro,” Kaminari said with a grin while clenching his fist. “I bet it’s gonna be awesome.”

Kayama glanced over at Yagi. “I wouldn’t have said that about Iida relaxing. His devotion to getting into character was to be admired. We should promote more of such things in our students.”

“Hero students don’t have time to join the theatre club,” Aizawa deadpanned.

“Actually… I think I’m on Midnight’s side on this one,” Yagi said as the camera slowly panned past Bakugo’s completely mind-broken, shell-shocked expression. “While a big component of our job is being a hero, there are times when us daylight heroes perform work outside of rescuing people and fighting villains, like when Young Yaoyorozu and Young Kendo appeared in that commercial with Uwabami. Allowing them to develop other skills and interests like acting would help them if they were to end up in such situations, or if they were cast in a film production.”

Aizawa glanced at him. “Are you suggesting we cut down on time needed to train our students to survive and rescue people so that they’ll be slightly more prepared in the off-chance they become a corporate shill?”

“Perhaps we should encourage some manner of personal skill development during their recovery periods?” Nezu suggested. “If any are interested, I could offer some of my time to aid in their development by serving as a Dungeon Master.”

“Oh yes, let’s do that!” Kayama said with bright eyes while all the colour in Aizawa’s and Yagi’s faces drained away. “Critical thinking, problem solving, teamwork, and emotional engagement could all be practiced along with their improv skills!”

Aizawa returned his gaze to the screen, the very thought of Nezu serving as a Dungeon Master in a roleplaying game for his students frightening him even more than Nemuri’s upcoming sexual education lesson after lunch.

Ojiro was stretching his arms as he stood in front of the fake nuclear bomb, All Might having declared Team I of himself and Hagakure to be the villains to Team B’s Shoji and Todoroki. A glove floated on screen, superimposed over Ojiro to show its closeness to the ‘camera’. “Hey, Ojiro.”

“I think that’s my first line!” Hagakure gasped excitedly.

“Let’s get serious,” she said as Ojiro looked in her direction. She started pulling her gloves off. “I’m going to take off all my clothes and totally disappear.”

Ojiro nodded. “Yeah, cool.” He looked off to the side, scratching his head. ‘Hagakure’s using her quirk to our advantage, but it’s kinda weird to know there’s a naked girl standing by me.’

“OJIRO!” Mineta screamed.

“What!?” Ojiro answered. “It was her idea! Besides, I didn’t see anything!”

Hagakure was holding up her gloves and shoes, the only other sign that she was there being the floating earpiece radio. “Uh… just don’t look, okay?” she asked, apparently just realizing what she’d just done.

“What’s the difference?” Ojiro asked.

Kendo shook her head. “Oh Ojiro…” she said as All Might shouted to “look alive”.

“What?” Ojiro asked. He swiveled his head around amongst his classmates. “Really, what’s the difference?”

Hatsume looked at her seatmate. “You know, he’s right. You’re always invisible. It’s way more perverted to stare at you when you’re wearing something because then your clothes show us the shape of her body.”

Shoji spread his tentacle-arms out at the sound of the buzzer, turning the tip from one of them into an ear. The show provided a shot of his masked face with his hair down in front, all stylized for his own Present Mic intro.

“Mezo Shoji, quirk: Dupli-Arms. He can replicate different body parts on the tips of his tentacles!” Mic announced as Todoroki walked into the building behind where Shoji silently stood, scouting. “Now that’s super strange!”

“I need to have a talk with Hizashi,” Aizawa grumbled.

The ear Shoji had formed morphed into a mouth. “One’s in the hall on the north side on the fourth floor,” the mouth told Todoroki. “And I think the other’s on the same level somewhere. Both are barefoot.” A second mouth came down from the tentacle tip above it. “I bet the invisible one plans to sneak up and surprise us.”

Todoroki stepped past Shoji. “For your own safety, go outside. I’m sure our opponents intend to fight a defensive battle.” He held up his right hand, frosty cold air starting to emanate from it as the water vapour around his hand froze. He placed his hand against the wall, ice beginning to form on it at his touch. The floor beneath his right foot also started to freeze. “But we’ve already won,” Todoroki declared, standing confidently in the hall.

Kendo and Tetsutetsu both had their eyes bulging out of their sockets as ice raced through the building, covering every single exposed surface both inside and outside. “Damn…” Tetsutetsu uttered. “He won that one in an instant.”

“This exercise was one perfectly suited to Todoroki’s skill set,” Izuku said, both of his hands now occupied with taking notes.

“Deku?” Ochaco asked. He didn’t even seem to hear her as he muttered, pencil scribbling away in his notebook.

“Ow, ow ow!” Hagakure exclaimed as the show revealed the icy floor with two footprints in it, clearly where she was standing. “My feet are stuck!”

Ojiro’s own legs were covered in ice from his boots up to his shins. “This quirk is insane!”

“Wait, didn’t Shoji say you were barefoot Ojiro?” Mineta asked. He pointed at the screen, even though it was now showing the door while Todoroki advanced out of sight. “But you were wearing boots?”

Ojiro raised his arms and tail in a fighting stance against the oncoming Todoroki, the dual-quirked boy coming on with a confident smirk that bordered on a sneer. The glowing red eyepiece he was wearing over his left eye in the centre of the amalgamation of ice that covered his left side just made him even more intimidating. “Pry yourself up if you want, but it might be hard to fight me with no skin on the bottom of your feet.”

“Shoji got it wrong,” Todoroki replied to Mineta’s question as his onscreen self walked past a motionless, defeated Ojiro. “His ears can only hear so much, Ojiro wasn’t barefoot but the soles of his boots were thin. Either way, I compensated by having the ice form over his boots and cover both their exterior and interior.”

“Yeah,” Ojiro sighed. “Not only did Todoroki freeze my boots to the floor, he froze my feet to my boots. As he said, I would have needed to tear the skin off my feet to fight him.”

Bakugo scoffed. “Tch! Wimp.”

“What did you say?” Ojiro snapped.

“What? Didn’t hear me the first time? I called you a wimp!” Bakugo thrust his finger out and pointed down at Ojiro. “How the hell are you supposed to fight real villains in the field if you’re too concerned with a little bit of pain?”

“This is just training, Bakugo!” Hagakure bit back.

“If you losers don’t take training as if it’s the real deal you’re never gonna be able to take down a villain when it counts,” Bakugo retorted. “Look at Deku!”

Eyes turned towards Midoriya, and he stopped his notetaking at the sudden calling out by Bakugo. “Huh!? Me!?”

“Yeah, you heard me, Deku,” Bakugo continued. “You’ve all been rooting for him since we got here, right? Take a look at what you already saw, posers. You’ve seen the nerd go and break his limbs three times now in order to pull out a win, and this is still the first full day of class! If you’re too busy worrying about a little ripped skin when he’s going and breaking his arms to keep me from executing him in the middle of combat training then you’re never going to be the best.”

“Bakugo,” Aizawa said, freezing the already silent class. “Don’t antagonize them. Ojiro’s non-violent surrender in the face of overwhelming power was the best course of action in this exercise. Remember the face you showed that day when you saw Todoroki’s quirk in action?”

Bakugo winced as Aizawa called him out on the terrified look that the students had just witnessed on screen only seconds ago. “...yeah, but I still would have tried to fight Icy-Hot, not given up like a coward!”

“It’s not your fault,” Todoroki said, left hand on the weapon and everything around them now wet and steaming as he sent out heat to melt and evaporate the ice. “We’re just playing on different levels.” The show zoomed in on the side profile of his face, giving Todoroki his own intro shot.

“Shoto Todoroki. Another of the four admitted to the hero course based on recommendations. Quirk: Half-Cold, Half-Hot! He freezes with his right side and burns up the charts with his left! The range of his abilities is unknown…!”

“Holy crap!” Sato exclaimed from the observation room as many of the class observed in awe.

Kaminari flinched. “That guy’s kind of intimidating.”

“He got in on a recommendation so he must be good,” Asui reasoned.

The show focused on Bakugo, his face hidden from perspective as he twitched, All Might talking over to the class. “Moving on! Time to gather ‘round for a review of the second match! After that, we’ll jet on over to our next battle!”

“Yes, sir!”

Bakugo bit his lip, hissing as he looked down while the training montage drumbeat kicked in.

“Aw man,” Kaminari whined as the show started a montage of the other matchups, without showing any actual action. “I thought we were gonna see how our fights went again.”

“I waaaarned youu!” Kamimoto reminded them from her perch with the AV equipment.

Ochaco bopped along with the beat, slightly dancing in her seat with Izuku as the montage played. He was watching with rapt attention at their classmates’ moves that the show did reveal, though since nothing major was shown, he didn’t get the chance to write down much in the form of notes except for Ashido’s acid splashing down on Aoyama’s cape and melting holes in the sparkling garment, and that it didn’t appear as though Mineta did anything except use his short size to perv on Yaoyorozu’s backside, which was almost eye-level for the gremlin.

The brunette felt her phone vibrate in her left pocket and reached in to grab it. She was annoyed but also so thankful that Yaomomo had given her and the other girls smartphones. She loved the flip phone her parents had gotten her years ago dearly, and still used it; it hadn’t steered her wrong yet; but there was just so much more that the smartphone could do, like group chats.

Momo: I meant what I said before. I *will* make a cannon.

Ochaco looked to her left. Yaomomo’s phone was in the girl’s hand, since she’d just finished typing the message after all. They shared a look and Yaomomo gave her a thumbs-up. “If he ever acts up, let me know,” she said. “He’ll be fine as long as he dodges.”

Izuku shivered next to Ochaco while the gravity girl giggled. He had no idea what they were talking about, and it was adorable. Ochaco wasn’t quite sure if she should comfort him to let Izuku know that they weren’t talking about him, or if she should let him keep thinking that.

Kamimoto managed to pick up the interesting comment of Yaoyorozu’s, and grinned widely while hiding her smile behind the monitor. If she was able to, she’d need to introduce the girls to a montage of someone lean, mean, and green shouting “DODGE!” Too bad none of them could actually create a beam cannon.

...unless ki was a real thing and they just didn’t know how to harness it! This was a shonen universe, so the rules of other shonen universes could apply, right? Ki? Chakra? These heroes in training could use those too if they learned how, right?

Kamimoto shook her head. She was getting ahead of herself. They had anime in this universe too, she was sure of it. If they could use stuff like that alongside quirks, they would already be doing so and Deku wouldn’t have had so much trouble being a quirkless person.

“Aw, I was hoping I’d get to see more of your quirks and fighting styles in action,” Hatsume moaned as All Might congratulated the class on the results of their first day of training. “I didn’t get enough data to come up with any new babies for any of you… not that I could make any right now with all my tools swimming in honey!”

“H-honey?” Midoriya yelped. “Wow, that sounds harsh, Hatsume. I wonder who would have thought that up.”

Sero suppressed a grin. Midoriya had suggested that they get Hatsume too last night, but he had been the one to put forward the idea of submerging her tools in something sticky. Midnight had suggested molasses, Uraraka maple sap, and Yaoyorozu had the idea of using honey, which they had ultimately gone with. He was still surprised that Midnight had joined them for the prank spree, but none of their class would ever suspect the perfectly benign excuse of being with a teacher to also equate to how they managed to prank everyone. Her quirk was no joke, and he knew that from firsthand experience.

“It’s nice to hear some encouraging words after our homeroom class,” Asui said.

Present Asui stiffened and gulped. She remembered what had happened to Kaminari yesterday. Her teacher still wasn’t in a good mood; in fact, his mood might even be worse today than it was yesterday.

Aizawa’s manic face with a purple background appeared front and centre on the screen with a burst of percussion before returning to the assembled class in front of the exit. “Mr. Aizawa was kind of a buzzkill,” Asui finished her thought, with about half of the class that was in the front with her nodding their heads.

Aizawa’s eyes flashed and most of the students froze. They could feel the chill emanating from their teacher’s stony expression. This was just like remembering their first homeroom period for orientation, after Ashido had unwisely blurted out that the quirk assessment test sounded fun.

Fortunately, that feeling vanished the moment Kayama slapped Aizawa on the shoulder. “See, Aizawa? You’ve traumatized the poor dears. My students love me.”

“That’s because your first year design students don’t know you,” Aizawa gave her a deadpan retort. “The third years are terrified of you.”

Kayama laughed, and none of the students found that laugh very reassuring.

“Um,” Aoyama mumbled while Kamimoto hummed “Merrily, We Roll Along” to herself at All Might’s mention of “That’s all for now, folks!”, “do we really want to know?”

“I think asking that question’s like tossing a rock at a hornet’s nest,” Tetsutetsu commented, to which several of the students nodded their heads.

“...like he’s got somewhere to be!” All Might declared as he dashed off, to the amazement of the class as he practically left a dust cloud behind him.

“Okay you guys, that is a hero!” Kaminari gushed.

“Aww…” Ojiro lamented. “I’ll never be that fast.”

“Don’t worry so much Ojiro,” Hagakure consoled him. “You’re not All Might. You don’t have to try to be as strong or as fast as him. Just be the best that you can be!”

The young man with the tail smiled slightly as he looked towards where Invisible Girl sat. “Thanks Hagakure.”

“Besides,” she continued as the All Might on screen thought about guiding Bakugo’s development, “Midoriya’s the one who needs to worry about filling All Might’s huge shoes.”

All Might slammed a meaty hand down on a button to close the staff only door behind him, the mighty pro panting in exertion as steam wafted up from his body. ‘I can’t hold this form any longer!’

A burst of steam erupted around his body when he fell back into his emaciated true form, gaunt and sunken eyes filled with frustration as he struggled to catch his breath. ‘I barely have time to teach a class, sh*t!’

The jaws dropped on all the fledgling heroes. “You were cutting it that close to all of us finding out with every class?” Sero wondered.

“You were okay, right sir?” Uraraka questioned, spinning around in her seat to look up at All Might. “We didn’t push you too hard, right?”

“It’s all right, Young Uraraka,” Yagi replied with a smile.

“To think he was that short on time,” Kendo uttered. “I mean, we’d thought about it yesterday, but… All Might, sir? If you only had enough time in your hero form to teach a single class a day, how did you manage to handle all the hero courses?”

“All Might is only teaching Foundational Heroics, Kendo,” Aizawa answered. “That’s the introductory practical class for first-year students. Second-years and third-years are taught by other instructors.”

“Although, now that it is no longer necessary to keep All Might’s weakened form a secret from the student body as he is now retired from performing hero work, it may be possible to see him expand in his duties in the future; assuming that he isn’t too preoccupied with training his successor, that is,” Nezu added.

“He’s too exhausted from his classes for my quirk,” Recovery Girl fumed at All Might in her office, looking over at Midoriya as he lay asleep in the bed with his right arms bandaged up and an IV hooked into his healed left arm. “I can’t treat his injuries all at once. I did some first aid, but after the IV is finished we’ll have to wait for his body to heal overnight.”

“D—Izuku…” Ochaco mumbled, her lip pouting. “I know we won, but did you really have to go so far?”

“If I didn’t, we would have lost,” he replied softly. “I’ll work harder, so I don’t worry you so much, okay?”

“...fine.”

“...you passed your powers on to this boy, but you can’t spoil him,” Recovery Girl chastised the pro.

“Recovery Girl knew!?” Mineta gasped.

“We were already told that she knew yesterday,” Yaoyorozu reminded him.

“And as the school nurse, it was the correct decision to keep at least her in the loop,” Iida added. “Given how frequently Midoriya sustained injuries, it was only natural that Recovery Girl would know.”

“She also patched me up a lot, back in the day,” Yagi stated for the students. “So it only made sense that she’d know about One For All before I ever passed it on to Young Midoriya.”

“He needed to see that he was capable of winning the exercise,” All Might tried to explain his rationale for letting the fight go on to the point of Midoriya’s injury.

“But winning by breaking himself?” Sato asked. “Yeah, it shows tenacity, but…”

“Like Mr. Aizawa said in the earlier episodes yesterday,” Aoyama agreed with a nod, “and like Yaoyorozu said in her post-battle analysis, it’s not stylish to turn yourself into a casualty after one attack, even if it does win you the fight.”

“Yeah,” Sero agreed. “What happens if you need to throw two punches?”

Izuku gulped at Sero’s words. This show is, uh… it’s not going to show the fight with Muscular, is it? Oh who am I kidding, of course it is.

Recovery Girl had her nose turned up at All Might. “Mr. Natural-Born Hero. Mr. Symbol of Peace.”

All Might sighed. “Several people know about my injury and this weak form. Like the UA faculty and a certain group of pro heroes, for example. However, only a select few people know the secret of One For All.” The background around All Might changed from being the nurse’s office to a darkened sky with blue, grey, and white illuminated clouds and lights streaking by as silhouettes of Recovery Girl, two darkened figures, and Midoriya appeared. It was a very cool visual effect. “There’s you, the principal, and a very close friend of mine. Young Midoriya, too, of course, but no one else knows the truth about my powers.”

“And now all of us know too!” Ashido cheered. She extended her arm out towards Midoriya, giving him a thumbs-up. “Thanks for being so awesome and being cool with sharing your big secret with us, Midori!”

He nodded. “Yeah. Thanks for being so kind and understanding Ashido, everyone. I’m really lucky to have classmates like you.”

“Hey man, we’re heroes,” Kaminari replied. “We’re not going to judge you based on your past or quirk like that.”

“That’s true,” Shoji agreed with a nod. “I admit, we’re kindred spirits in a way, Midoriya.”

Izuku blinked. “Huh? Why’s that, Shoji?”

The huge young man, who was the youngest of them all, actually, looked down at his hand. “You were bullied because you were quirkless throughout life, but you still look like a normal person. I was bullied because of the way my mutation quirk makes me appear.”

“But your quirk is so cool!” Midoriya countered, surprised.

Bakugo scoffed. “Tch. Idiot. You think every quirk is cool.”

“Because they are , Bakugo!”

“Does it really matter if you were born with your quirk or not? Do you have to be the “Symbol of Peace?” Is it that important?” Recovery Girl asked.

All Might levelled his head, the show providing a close-up of a side profile of his face. “If they knew I wasn’t, the temptation of this power could corrupt our society.” He looked down at his hand. “This quirk… those who wield it are responsible for mankind’s safety.”

Recovery Girl smiled and sighed. “Well, if that’s the case…” the camera slowly panned up on Midoriya’s unconscious body in the bed again. “It’s even more important for you to be a good guide.”

“You’re right,” All Might agreed.

“Which you’ve been phenomenal in so far,” Aizawa muttered as the scene faded out.

Yagi looked down. “I admit, I am still new to teaching and proper mentorship.”

“You had a year with him before the entrance exam and you didn’t teach him anything about his quirk before you gave it to him,” Aizawa stated while the show faded in again, flashing back to the moment All Might told Midoriya he could be a hero.

Yagi winced. He really couldn’t say anything to the contrary in that regard.

Yaoyorozu put down her pen and notebook. “I admit, I didn’t think about it as much yesterday, but All Might is right,” she said. “This information is dangerous. Even if they don’t know, as Midoriya said, that the power has to be willingly transferred, the knowledge that a super-strength quirk can be passed on from person to person would definitely be a temptation to villains.”

“Even then, they could try to force Midoriya to give them his power in a hostage situation,” Iida added.

“Cowardly, but I can see villains using that tactic,” Kirishima grimaced.

Izuku kept to himself as his peers conjectured around him. It wasn’t just super strength anymore. It was also Blackwhip, and the quirks of all the other past users of One For All. If villains knew that that kind of power was capable of being passed along… it would be incredibly dangerous.

Actually, he thought, I suppose one villain already knows. All For One. He created One For All, even if it was by accident. He would know that it can be passed along, and he likely told Shigaraki. Izuku sighed. I guess it’s fortunate that they don’t know that All Might passed it on to me, or we’d be in big trouble.

Midoriya looked tired and in pain as he opened his eyes, taking in the IV and that he was in bed in Recovery Girl’s office. He looked at the wall clock in front of him. Three-fifty-five. “It’s… late afternoon?” he wondered aloud.

Recovery Girl leaned over him, filling the boy’s vision. “Rise and shine, sonny.”

His classmates chuckled as Midoriya blinked and gasped in surprise.

The show cut to an image of the exterior of UA, bathed in the warm glow of evening light. “That’s all for today’s treatment,” Recovery Girl’s voiceover told Midoriya as he walked through the halls alone, his broken and bandaged right arm in a sling. “Come back tomorrow, okay?”

“I’m sorry you had to wake up alone, Izuku,” Ochaco apologized. “But the teachers wouldn’t let us skip class to wait for you.”

“It’s okay,” he replied with a smile as his onscreen self worried about Aizawa choking him with his scarf. “I know you would have come by if you could.”

Midoriya slowly opened the door to 1-A’s classroom. Kirishima turned around at the sound and grinned at the sight. “Hey, it’s Midoriya!” He and some other students converged on their classmate still in his mangled hero costume. “Good to see you back, super!”

Midoriya gasped as he suddenly found himself surrounded by a gaggle of his peers, all of them smiling encouragingly at him. Kirishima leaned forward, still not done, while Ashido excitedly bounced around beside him. “Ha! Man, I don’t know what you were saying during that match, but you were all fired up, huh?”

“And now that we know what was being said, it really did get you guys fired up,” Kirishima said.

“Damn straight. That fight was personal,” Bakugo growled.

“You did a great job dodging!” Ashido complimented Midoriya with a cute grin.

“You guys really turned up in the first match,” Sato said, “so none of us held back in our rounds, either!”

“Tch! If you really went all out Deku wouldn’t have been the only one to end up seeing Recovery Girl!”

Ashido cut off Aoyama’s attempt to speak as she hopped up and down again. “And the dodging was like, whoa!”

Midoriya gasped again, looking around at them all with a bewildered smile.

Asui smiled gently. “I guess now we know why you had that smile then, Midoriya, ribbit.”

“Yeah,” Sero agreed. “I know we’ve said it before but—”

“Your middle school classmates were garbage,” Jiro finished.

Ochaco smiled and looked past Izuku at Ashido. “Also, Mina, “Your dodging was like, whoa”? Really?”

“I didn’t have anything else to go off of,” Mina countered. “And his dodging was super awesome! I don’t know how many of us could have held their own against Bakugo like that at the start of the term.”

“I wonder how many of us have since picked up the art of the dodge?” Tokoyami inquired.

“Hey, Mr. Aizawa,” Kaminari asked. “How come we never play dodgeball in training?”

Aizawa looked down on him. “Kaminari… did you just ask me why I don’t have you play a children’s game for training?”

Kaminari paled. “Please, no more laps! And it’s not like it’s not just a kid’s game, it’s an important skill so we don’t get hit by an opponent’s quirk.”

“Yes,” Iida remarked. “The first stage of our hero licensing exam was reminiscent of a game of dodgeball.”

Todoroki glanced at his classmates before turning to Aoyama. “Am I missing something? What’s dodgeball?”

The students silently gazed at Todoroki before returning their attention to the screen.

“Tokoyami!” Iida declared as he strode towards the bird-headed boy with his arms making stiff motions. “Stop using that desk as a chair!” Iida reprimanded the other student as Jiro and Ojiro stood by him. “Get off of it this instant!”

Jiro placed her right hand on her hip, slightly turning towards Iida. “Dude, you need to chill.”

Iida jerked backwards while Ojiro pointed to his shoulder. “You’re carrying a lot of tension.”

Iida hunched inwards. “No one understands,” he muttered. “I cannot condone actions that disrespect these desks!” Iida declared, chopping his hand down at the trio. “Not when great men and women, our upperclassmen, once used them!”

“Also noisy,” Tokoyami grumbled.

‘Iida never relaxes, does he?’ Midoriya thought with an awkward smile as the other students around the door watched him with various looks of confusion, exasperation, resignation, or amusem*nt.

“That boy needs to loosen up, doesn’t he?” Kayama wondered, placing her cheek in her right palm.

The door on the other side of the classroom opened, Kaminari coming through, carrying a stack of books. “So, anyway,” he was saying to the person behind him, turning out to be Uraraka, helping him in carrying the classroom supplies, “wanna grab a bite sometime? Kinda stuff you like?”

Uraraka looked up in thought, eyes straying. “Anything sweet…” he brown eyes caught sight of Midoriya at the other door, and she dashed towards him. “Hey, Deku!” Kaminari sighed and looked dejected as his shoulders slumped.

“Ooh, shot down,” Mineta chuckled.

“Hey, lay off, man,” Kaminari replied.

“Not surprising,” Sero chuckled. “I mean, considering what just happened on screen, I guess last night really isn’t a surprise.”

“Yeah, it makes sense,” Sato agreed while Midoriya and Uraraka both blushed and looked shyly at each other. “Can’t believe I didn’t see it before.”

Kendo looked over at the electric-type with a sigh. “So you were asking girls out on the first day of classes, huh?”

“Swing and a miss,” Tokoyami stated. “Considering that it was Uraraka, however, he was doomed to failure.”

“Aw come on, guys,” Kaminari whined. “I didn’t know that Uraraka was crushing on Midoriya since the day of the entrance exam. If I’d known that she already had the hots for Mr. Breaks-His-Bones Chosen One over there, I wouldn’t have tried so hard.”

Uraraka blinked. “Wait, Kaminari, were you flirting with me?” she asked, cheeks steaming. “Oh, gosh, I’m sorry. I never noticed.”

Ashido let out a low whistle. “Wow… so I guess this whole “watching our class as a show” thing was a good thing after all. If we didn’t, who knows how long it would have taken for you both to clue in that you liked each other?”

How long indeed? Kamimoto thought with a hint of bitterness at her future knowledge.

Mineta chuckled, and Kaminari looked at his friend. “Hey, at least I try to be a smooth gentleman and ask girls out. You haven’t even tried to ask anyone out to lunch or something.”

“You? Smooth? Don’t make me laugh.”

Kaminari and Mineta glared at each other, grinding their hands into fists.

Morons, Jiro thought with a sigh before returning her attention to the screen. Midoriya had asked for Bakugo’s whereabouts, which she’d been only somewhat curious about at the time, and had caught up to him.

Yaoyorozu watched with heightened interest, her mouth slightly agape, as Midoriya began half spilling the beans to Bakugo, who was not taking his nonsense explanation well, given his reaction. Midoriya was so tied to Bakugo that he felt he owed him an explanation. He didn’t need to do that.

Izuku… thought Ochaco. She turned her attention to him. “You didn’t even tell your mom, but you told Bakugo?”

Izuku looked down. “We’d known each other for years, and he knew I didn’t have a quirk. I knew it was confusing him more than anyone, so… I felt like… I owed him at least some kind of explanation.”

“...full control of this borrowed quirk, and I’ll finally beat you with my own power!”

Bakugo stared at him and Midoriya blanched.

“Still waiting on that win of yours, Deku,” Bakugo called down to him, making him flinch.

Asui placed a finger to her lip. “Well, I guess this explains why Bakugo looked like he wanted to punch Midoriya, ribbit.”

Izuku yelped. “You were watching that?”

Ashido nodded. “Yeah, but we couldn’t hear anything.”

Bakugo turned around to face Midoriya. ““Borrowed Power?” Don’t talk to me like I’m an idiot,” he demanded, clearly not treating anything Midoriya had just said as dignifying belief. “You already made a fool outta me in that damn training exercise. So? Did you come here to rub it in? I lost. And to make matters worse it was to you.”

“Never thought I’d hear you admit defeat, Bakugo,” Kirishima said quietly. “That’s real manly of you.”

“Shut the f*ck up, sh*tty Hair,” Bakugo replied, voice just above a whispered growl.

The show flashed back to Todoroki’s freezing of the entire building. “When I was watching that ice guy…” the show returned to Bakugo, his arms out and shoulders bent forward in an emotive display, “I realized I couldn’t beat him in a head-to-head fight!”

Another flashback, this time to Yaoyorozu with her hand raised. “Launching a large-scale attack indoors was a foolish move.”

Bakugo placed his left hand over his face. “Crap!” he shouted. “I even agreed with what that girl said. My attack was so stupid!”

All of the students were watching, not a snarky comment to be found in their throats as Bakugo flexed his arms in the midst of another breakdown in front of the formerly quirkless kid he’d bullied, and had now lost to. Even if he’d been left standing at the end and Midoriya had gone down, Midoriya had still accomplished his objective, while Bakugo had failed.

“Damn it! Damn it! Damn it! Damn it!” He clenched his fist, body shaking in indignant frustration at his own failings. “Enjoy that win, Deku.” The camera switched angles and cut up to his face, revealing a tortured, angry, look on Bakugo’s face as tears sat in the corners of his eyes, showing that even Bakugo was capable of being brought to tears. “You won’t get another! I’m just getting started! Got that!? I’m gonna end up the number-one hero, no matter what!”

“Whoa…” Jiro muttered.

“It’s angry, but oddly inspiring,” Koda mumbled. Several people who were able to hear his quiet voice nodded along.

Yaoyorozu sighed. “Well, he does have a goal and tenacity, I’ll give him that much.”

Bakugo wiped his eyes as he walked away. “You’ll never beat me again, you bastard. Don’t even try.”

“Hey, who’d win right now?” Mineta asked.

“Me!” Bakugo loudly answered. “Don’t you remember hearing about our fight after the exam? I’m the guy who ended up on top!”

“True, but there was that weird power that came from Midoriya’s arms yesterday,” Ojiro commented.

Before anyone could vocalize a response to that, the voice of All Might shouted over them.

“THERE YOU ARE!”

He whooshed past Midoriya in dramatic still images before placing his hands on the blond explosive child’s shoulders. “Ba-ku-go! I’ve found you!”

Aizawa sighed while Kayama giggled at the over dramatic theatrics of reaching his student while All Might’s theme music began to play.

“Just so you know, pride is an important attribute to have, but while you certainly have the abilities to become a pro hero, there’s still plenty you have to learn!”

“Let go of me, All Might,” Bakugo growled. “Right now!” He turned his head to look at the pro at the man’s inquiring grunt. “Save your speeches. I’ll be more famous than you, and I’ll do it without your help.”

Tetsutetsu whistled. “Now that takes guts. Telling All Might to shove off and you’ll be better than him without his help?”

“Wow,” Sero chuckled. “Now that is an ego.”

“You got something to say, Tape Arms?” Bakugo asked.

Sero shrugged. “Only that you might have your license if you actually listened to our teachers and toned down that attitude of yours.”

‘Man,’ All Might thought with a sweaty brow and a bit of a confused smile as the camera panned up and away from him towards the glass walls of UA, ‘being a teacher is hard.’

“Welcome to our world.” Kayama said with a teasing elbow ribbing.

Ashido, Uraraka, and Asui were pressed against the glass, looking down at the scene that had happened in front of the school. “Huh,” Ashido said, “I wonder what that was all about.”

Uraraka held her fists together and furrowed her brow. “The fated battle between rivals.”

“Whatever Midoriya was saying, it looked like Bakugo really wanted to punch him,” Asui replied, turning to look at the other two girls.

“Childhood friends turned enemies!” Uraraka added sagely to herself as she pressed her forehead against the glass.

Izuku sweatdropped. “I think you went at that a little too intensely, Ochaco.”

“I didn’t know anything else at the time,” Ochaco pouted. “All I knew was that you two had been childhood friends at one point and that he picked on you, so now you wanted to beat him to show you could stand up to him. It was totally a “fated battle between rivals” or a “battle between men” moment!”

“It might have been a battle between men,” Aoyama said, “but it was no elegant gentleman's duel.”

“But people die in gentlemen’s duels!” Izuku yelped.

You could have died if you didn’t dodge Bakugo’s explosion, Midori,” Ashido reminded him. “And Bakugo could have died if you’d punched him instead of the air.”

“Fortunately, neither of which happened,” Nezu remarked as the outro began to play. “However, you all must still take this as a learning opportunity, dear students.”

“Hey, hey, Muscles,” Hatsume spoke up. “I’m starting to get some ideas. Do you think it’d be possible to weaponize the air pressure like you did with that big punch, but without the whole broken arm thing?”

Izuku blinked. “I mean, I suppose, but I haven’t tried anything like that before. It’d definitely help my combat abilities if I’m able to use a ranged attack, but I’m fairly limited right now. The eight percent I can reliably use doesn’t generate any significant amount of wind pressure to use as a reliable attack. It’d put a candle out, I guess, if I can control it, but it’s not like it would be able to really buffet or knock around somebody…”

Yaoyorozu, Kendo, Uraraka, and Ashido all giggled as Midoriya descended into his muttering. There he goes again.

“Damn, that was more intense than I expected,” Sato commented.

Tokoyami nodded. “Yes. The frailty of Bakugo’s immense pride is, or at least was, something to keep in mind. Taking advantage of it could be either beneficial or disastrous.”

“What do you mean?” Kaminari wondered. “He flies into a rage, though.”

“Even so,” Tokoyami acknowledged, “Bakugo is a talented and intelligent fighter. Even in a rage, he’s strong and calculating. Making him angry isn’t going to slip him up like someone might hope.”

Bakugo grinned menacingly from his seat.

“Ribbit?” Asui croaked as the outro ended. “Is there a post-credits scene this time?”

It was night, in another city, signs, streetlights, and lit windows illuminating the streets as the camera panned down. Narrator Midoriya began to speak over the calm night background. “None of us were prepared for what was to come. All Might warned us about cunning villains.”

Yagi’s eyes widened and he gasped quietly as the show revealed a building, the exterior of which was familiar to him. “That bar…”

Some of the students gulped, already understanding what Narrator Midoriya was getting at. “Don’t tell me…” Mineta muttered.

“And a few days later, we learned firsthand how terrifying they could actually be.”

Iida gasped. “So we’re not just seeing our own perspectives!? We’re being sho—”

“Did you see this joke?” a voice asked, after tossing a paper onto the bar counter.

Izuku paled, Ochaco growing cold in the blanket next to him, as Iida’s words got caught in his throat. “That voice…” she whispered.

A cold drink was placed down on the paper over a picture of All Might in his civilian suit. The condensation soaked in, warping the newsprint. “It says he’s a teacher now.”

“That’s…” Izuku gasped.

The person called attention to another man standing behind the counter, wearing a dress shirt, vest, and tie, with a metal neck brace and a body made of flowing black vapour with a purple outline. Big, glowing, yellow eyes looked over at the speaker, a man in black with numerous severed hands grasping at his shoulders and neck.

“Not them…” Mineta shook his head.

“That warp bastard,” Bakugo growled.

“What do you think’ll happen...” the villain supposed, the camera now switching to show the man at the bar from a different angle, while in the front left of the shot it revealed a muscled mass of black with an exposed pink brain, beady eyes, and a beak-like face with rows of exposed teeth.

Aizawa tensed, trying not to flinch as his body remembered the strength of the beast.

“N-Nomu…” Kirishima whispered hoarsely.

“...when the mighty Symbol of Peace…” the camera showed part of the villain’s face. Beneath his unkempt mop of faded steel-blue hair was a white dismembered hand covering his face, showing only the dry, cracked skin around a single exposed red eye.

Izuku felt more than consciously moved his hand towards his throat, the phantom sensation of a hand with dry, rough skin, scratching against his neck. Four fingers clenching and choking him, one finger oh so close to joining the other four in making contact with him and disintegrating his windpipe first before the rest of his body could follow, ensuring that he would die before he could alert anyone in the mall to the villain’s presence.

Ochaco gripped his arm tightly.

“...is finally killed by the villains?”

“Shigaraki!” Izuku gasped.

The next episode preview started, but Ochaco couldn’t concentrate on it at all. Izuku started to double over, his breathing intensifying, and she could feel the bare skin of his arm beneath the short sleeves of his summer uniform grow chill. “Izuku? Izuku!” she gasped. Movement flurried around her as Iida quickly approached while she got on her knees in front of him, better to look up at his face.

Izuku’s green eyes had shrunk to pinpricks, and sweat was beading on his forehead. A hand touched Ochaco’s shoulder, but she didn’t pay any attention to it as she instead brought her hands up to her boyfriend’s cheeks. Iida placed a hand on the green-haired hero-in-training’s shoulder, calling out his name. Izuku blinked. “O—Ochaco?”

“Izuku, look at me,” she directed. His green eyes didn’t waver from hers. “You’re here, all right? You’re here; you’re safe with me. I won’t let him get you.”

“Uraraka’s right,” Iida agreed. “You’re our friend, Midoriya. On the Iida family name, I won’t let that villain lay a hand on you.”

“That’s right,” Yaoyorozu agreed.

“Hey, what’s going on?” Tetsutetsu asked. “Why’s Midoriya freaking out down there?”

Bakugo narrowed his eyes and placed a hand on his chin. “Not sure, but it seems like the others know what’s wrong with Deku…”

“It probably has to do with seeing Shigaraki up close like that in this theatre,” Kirishima said. “He seemed fine talking about him and when the adrenaline was pumping, but… I guess Uraraka and Midoriya could tell you it better, but the last time either of them saw Shigaraki up close like that, he had his hand around Midoriya’s neck and was choking him.” Tetsutetsu’s eyes and mouth went wide in horror. “All it would have taken is one more finger touch, and Midoriya wouldn’t be here right now, or his neck would have taken a ton of damage, at least. He wouldn’t be able to talk, or it’d be a big stretch for sure, and he’d probably be a quadriplegic or something.”

Bakugo felt something electric surge up his spine as he glanced back down at the nerd. He hadn’t been told about this meeting with the sub-boss villain before. As Round Face wrapped her arms around Deku, letting him rest his head on her shoulder while a bunch of the other extras folded him into a group hug, Bakugo shivered.

Deku’s got One For All, All Might’s quirk, inside of him. If that hand bastard could take him out just like that, then…

Bakugo shook his head. Forget that! You already know Chapstick’s weakness. He’s the same as Round Face. Just don’t let him f*cking touch you and you’re fine. If he ever comes after me again, I’ll blow his ass sky high!

A timer popped up on the screen in front of them, signifying their next five minute break.

Notes:

Also, no spoilers about manga chapter 296 in the comments. Yes, I've read it. Yes, it will have ramifications for the fic. Yes, it's going to f*cking hurt when I write the relevant scenes for when the anime reaches that far (as that arc will be covered). Such things will be dealt with in time.

Chapter 15: Expect the Unexpected

Notes:

What's this? A Saturday? A new chapter of The Future Briefing Island? A bright spot that shines like a shaft of gold when all around is dark?

No wait, that's a Monty Python joke.

Regardless, it's a new chapter of FBI!

(See the end of the chapter for more notes.)

Chapter Text

Hatsume looked next to her at where she presumed Hagakure’s head to be based on her clothes. “Hey, hey, Invisible, what’s next?” she asked, her voice still peppy. “Midoriya and the others all seem to be really anxious about something.” Hagakure’s clothes trembled for a moment. “Oh! Is it that stuff in the intro where All Might and Eraser Head are fighting all those villains? Were you there for that? Was it scary?”

Hagakure gulped. She hadn’t been in too stressful a situation at the time, since she had gotten warped into the Landslide Zone with Todoroki and he unknowingly protected her with his powerful quirk. However, she had heard that other members of the class had had a far more difficult time of it, and Iida had had to leave all of them behind to run for help. That couldn’t have been easy for him. “The USJ incident is probably what’s next,” Hagakure answered the support prodigy. “I can’t remember anything else important happening in class between that first combat exercise and our trip to the USJ when the villains attacked our class.”

Kayama placed her hand on Aizawa’s shoulder. “Are you going to be fine, Shota?”

He shook his head. “Don’t worry about me,” he deadpanned. “Worry about the students. Seeing this again will likely hit them hard.”

Tetsutetsu looked down at where Kendo was standing with the group around Midoriya as he recovered from having seen the villain. His thoughts briefly strayed to this morning, where he woke up with Kendo’s red hair tickling his nose, the girl with the Big Fist quirk wearing a cute set of turquoise pyjamas, and Tetsutetsu had to force off a blush as he got up from his seat. “Be back in a minute,” he told Kirishima and Bakugo.

“Alright, but make it quick man,” Kirishima said, gesturing at the timer that had just ticked down to show only four minutes left before the next episode would start. Tetsutetsu waved casually as he hit the stairs and started to make his way down.

A few of the 1-A kids and Kendo seemed to notice his approach and looked up. “Hey Tetsutetsu,” Ashido greeted. “What’s up? Taking a break from Bakugo and Kiri?”

“Not quite,” he answered. His steel-grey eyes took in Midoriya’s face as the formerly quirkless young man recognized his approach. He was pale, but his cheeks looked like some colour was returning after having been calmed down by his girlfriend. Tetsutetsu moved his eyes away from Midoriya and found Kendo’s aquamarine eyes peering quizzically at him. “So… the USJ is next, isn’t it?” he asked.

1-A looked at him. Iida nodded his head. “That is what the show seems to be implying, yes.”

“So we’ll get to see what you guys went through, then,” he continued. “That was the point when our classes really started to diverge, when you guys began pulling ahead. You had an early look at what the world was like outside of a classroom, which we didn’t get until the training camp.”

Ashido grimaced. “It’s not like we asked to be attacked by villains in the first week.”

Kendo shook her head as Tetsutetsu flinched. “That’s not what he’s saying, Ashido. He’s not saying that he wishes our class could have traded places with yours or that both of our classes should have been on the bad end of a villain attack. Tetsu’s just pointing out that what’s coming up is where your class started to get the real-world experience that you shouldn’t normally be able to get in a classroom.”

“Well that’s good,” Kaminari sighed. “I was beginning to think that you were going to start boasting or something.”

Sero nodded his head. “Yeah. I can’t say enough how glad I am that it’s you and Kendo here with us instead of that jerk Monoma.”

Jiro scowled. “He’d probably be mocking us the entire time,” her scowl was replaced with a grin. “Or at least he’d be mocking you, Kaminari.”

He shot Jiro a look of betrayal. “Hey, come on,” he complained. “I was cool back then, wasn’t I?”

Kamimoto idly looked at her nails before pulling a phone out from the pocket in her jean booty shorts. “You know… I could always ask for Neito Monoma to be brought here as well,” she stated.

“Please no,” Kirishima answered instantly.

“I’d rather not,” Aoyama agreed. Koda nodded his head as well.

“But he’d provide an interesting perspective,” Kamimoto suggested. “And who knows, maybe having him see your hardships would help mellow him out, wouldn’t you say?”

“It would be interesting, ribbit,” Asui agreed. “But he’s never liked our class much and with the quirk inhibitor in place, Kendo wouldn’t be able to deal with him if he gets out of hand.”

She folded her arms. “Do you think I need my quirk to chop him out of consciousness?” Kendo asked. “You guys are all right. If he’s brought here and I need to keep him in line, I can handle him with or without my quirk.”

Izuku lowered his head down, thinking. Ochaco was still kneeling in front of him, and she kept pace with his eyes. “Izuku?”

Her voice was quiet, but all eyes turned towards the boy who the show they were watching was ultimately about. If Monoma was brought in, then just like all of the others, he would be learning Midoriya’s secrets; he’d be learning about the true nature of his quirk, about One For All.

“…Kendo, you’re the class rep of 1-B,” Izuku said, finally bringing his head up and turning to look the redhead in the eye. “Would you trust Monoma to keep One For All a secret?”

Now the attention diverted to her as Midoriya sought out her opinion and approval. It was a sound question for him to be asking, since she was the classroom representative of their sister class. “Well… we’re going to be here for a while, right?” she reasoned. “Since we’re only watching six episodes a day, and we haven’t even gotten to the end of the first week of classes yet, and I bet the Sports Festival is going to be something like a whole arc on its own since that’s how shows like this normally go, I feel like we’d be able to trust him. Especially since we’re going to be seeing the future as if we didn’t have this extra knowledge and practice. He may be overly competitive and make an ass of himself, but Monoma’s smart and knows discretion. He’ll be able to keep this a secret if we impress the importance of it on him.”

“Yeah, but he’s not gonna be happy about the show being about you and 1-A, Midoriya, that’s for sure,” Tetsutetsu grunted. “So you’re just going to have to put up with that.”

The boy nodded. “That’s fine,” he said confidently. “But you were right about the USJ being where our classes diverged. I’m sure that’s also the point when Monoma started stoking the rivalry between our classes too, after finding out that we fought the villains. I just want all of us to be the best heroes we can be, and while competition’s good for that, it’d be much better if we were all friendly rivals instead of despised rivals. The easiest way to change that relationship is by changing how Monoma sees us. If he can just see firsthand what it was that we went through, then maybe…”

“Done,” Kamimoto said. She pressed a button on her phone and held it to her ear. “Hey, Vladimir, it’s Amahi. Look, I need you to pop Neito Monoma here… yes, Monoma… no, I’m not crazy, Deku asked for it. Where are they? They’re about to start getting into the USJ… look, I know that’s still super early but… great! Thanks Vladimir, you’re the best! Bye.”

She put the phone down and a second later there was a flash of yellow light illuminating the empty couch in the centre of the uppermost row of the theatre. “Aw man,” Kirishima groaned. “We’re gonna have to deal with him now too?”

They could all hear a yawn as someone started to wake up from the couch. Nezu smiled. “Welcome, Mr. Monoma. I am excited that you could join us.”

The countdown timer wound down to zero, and immediately the episode began with the familiar guitar riffs and the shots of bright lights illuminating All Might standing heroically for the intro.

Momoma jolted upright, his eyes unfocused but alert at the sudden appearance of unfamiliar rock music in his ears. The blond was dressed in his pyjamas, a matching grey flannel button-up shirt and pants, chibi images of his homeroom teacher Seijiro Kan in his hero costume of Vlad King plastered all over them. “Huh!? What?” he yelped, eyes going wide as he worriedly glanced around the room. “Principal Nezu?”

“Calm down, Monoma,” Kendo sighed, standing up and moving up the stairs towards him as the intro continued playing on the screen behind her.

“Kendo!” Monoma shouted. “Where am I? Where’s my bed? Huh?” he took a closer look at his surroundings, taking note of who all was present in the couches and loveseats in the rows in front of him, and the images currently cycling through on the intro. “Why are all these 1-A losers here? Did you come up with a show in secret to hype up how great you are? That’s rich, considering that 1-B is such a superior class. Okay, whose idea was it to prank me like this? Kendo, I cannot believe you, fraternizing with 1-A to pull a stunt like this on me.”

“Monoma,” Kendo slowly explained, “you’re going to think this is crazy, but… we’re not at UA anymore. Here, sit down, and I’ll try to explain this as best as I can.”

The redhead sat down on the same couch as Monoma in his pyjamas and tried to give him a very brief and abridged summary of where they were and why while the rest of the intro played. Monoma scoffed and laughed when she finished.

“Ha! What a joke, Kendo! To think even you have been taken in by these fools. You honestly believe that watching some show about Midoriya and the pack of attention-loving hooligans that is 1-A is going to help us?”

Kendo grimaced. Monoma was not going to listen to simple reason here. As the show’s intro ended and the episode came in full swing, the screen showing some overzealous reporter trying to get a statement from Midoriya about having All Might as a teacher, Kendo got an idea. “Monoma… I know you don’t like the idea, but look at it this way.” She leaned in close to his ear and began to whisper. Fortunately the audio was loud enough to prevent the others from listening in. With the quirk inhibitor in place, not even Jiro or Shoji could eavesdrop.

“This show is about them, in detail. We’ve already seen what happened in some of their battle trials in All Might’s first class. You could use this as an opportunity to learn more about their quirks so our class can beat them in the joint training Mr. Kan told us about. You could learn their secrets so that 1-B can get the upper hand later.”

Monoma placed his hand on his chin, stroking it with his fingers. “You know, I know that you’re playing me, Kendo… but you’re right.”

“…attend the world’s most prestigious educational institution,” Iida was answering the reporter’s question about what he was learning from All Might. “Of course, he’s the personification of honour and integrity that one would expect, but he’s also not afraid to show his students a more humourous side.” The press crowd looked tired and bored as Iida continued on.

“Wow, Iida,” Jiro chuckled. “I’m actually not all that surprised that you launched into a speech.”

“Don’t see what they’re so upset about,” Sato commented. “They got what they asked for.”

“Exactly!” Iida remarked. “I provided them with the exact sort of comment that they were looking for, speaking every word truthfully. I do not understand why my praise for All Might’s teaching did not gain any publicity.”

Aizawa sent a shifty eye towards the retired pro, who was smiling fondly down at his class’ representative.

“…aren’t you that Sludge Villain kid?”

Bakugo froze, an angry scowl on his face as he didn’t even turn to face the reporter and her microphone. “Walk away.”

“Oh my, what’s this?” Monoma asked snidely, standing up and grasping the railing as he looked down and to his left at the couch Bakugo, Kirishima, and Tetsutetsu were at. “I heard that you wanted to be the top-ranked hero, Bakugo! But someone mentions your first claim to fame and you growl at them? Being Number One means being in the spotlight you know; nobody’s going to like a Number One who barks like a rabid dog! Wait a second! HAHAHAHAHA!!! Your hair! What’d you do? Did you decide to drop the tough guy act and turn into a Magical Girl Bakug—ug!”

Monoma slumped as Kendo chopped the back of his neck. Most of 1-A was looking up at where he was currently being held up by the scruff of his Vlad King pyjamas with varying looks of incredulity or exasperation.

Kamimoto winced. “Should have known that was going to happen…”

“I’m gonna kill him if he stays on this island,” Bakugo growled.

Sero grinned. “Hey, anyone want to bet on Monoma’s reaction when he finds out about One For All?”

“I bet his head’s going to explode,” Kaminari suggested.

“He’ll probably go catatonic learning that Midoriya inherited All Might’s quirk,” Jiro blithely offered her vote.

“Maybe we should go back and have him watch all of yesterday’s episodes first,” Shoji suggested. “Then we can see how he takes it while all of us know the story so far.”

“You mean us reacting to Monoma reacting to Midoriya’s origin story?” Ashido asked.

“I think that’s going a bit too far,” Asui pointed out. “He’ll figure things out as we go along, ribbit.”

‘How does All Might ever get anything done with this media circus stepping on his cape?’ Aizawa thought as he made his way through the school’s gate.

Aizawa’s eyes widened in a flash and he leaned forward ever so slightly. “I remember this day,” he said, bringing a hand to his stubbly chin. “This was the day of the press break-in.”

Yagi gasped. “I heard about that,” he said. “I apologize. My becoming a teacher made trouble for all of you.”

“There is always some media circus whenever a popular hero decides to take up a teaching position at a hero school,” Kayama consoled him as the UA Barrier sprang up. “We were prepared for some reporters and their hijinks.”

“…not enough, it seems,” Nezu calmly stated.

“Whoa! What is that?” Sato exclaimed, pointing up at the sheets of interlocking steel that had just slammed in front of the aggressive ponytailed female reporter, preventing her access to the campus.

“That would be the UA Barrier,” Yaoyorozu answered.

“Our school has something like that?” Koda asked.

Another member of the press came towards the woman as she collapsed on her knees. “Don’t you know about the school’s defenses? This gate is the UA Barrier.”

“Defenses!?” she snapped back. “It practically killed me!”

“…I guess the show will explain for us,” Yaoyorozu muttered quietly, the wind leaving her sails.

“Yeah, well, it’s designed to stop anyone who doesn’t have a student ID or special pass from entering the campus,” the cameraman replied. “Guess it works.” The camera panned out to show that the steel plates had sprung up in the wall all around the campus. “Apparently, there are security sensors like this all over the place.”

The first reporter’s voice came over in an annoyed huff. “Keeping the public out,” she clenched her free hand into a fist as she glared at the gate. “This school thinks it’s untouchable! The least they could do is grant me one interview!”

“Not with an attitude like that,” Aoyama commented. “I sure don’t want to have such an unpleasant reporter interview me.”

“Easy there, Young Aoyama,” Yagi calmed the fellow blond with a raised hand. “She’s just trying to do her job and is getting frustrated. That’s all.”

Monoma regained consciousness as the reporters were talking amongst themselves. With a stern look from the girl who assaulted him, he held his tongue and glared at the screen.

Really, what did she think he was supposed to believe? That watching the past and future of that attention-seeking adrenaline junkie Midoriya and the rest of his merry band of class A trouble magnets would help them? All it would do is inflame their egos and make them think they’re all hot sh*t that they have some stupid show revolving around them, which was exactly what these troublemakers needed. Wasn’t it because of that 1-A mongrel Bakugo that his class was targeted this past summer during the training camp in the first place? Almost no one else in his class seemed to feel that way, but he knew it was the truth.

So sure, he’d play Kendo’s game. He’d watch this dumb show about the braggarts of Class A, and use that knowledge to concoct bulletproof strategies against them for their joint training exercises this term.

The camera zoomed in on the weathered golden logo of UA adorning the top of the gate. Narrator Izuku’s voice spoke out to the audience. “The news that All Might had been hired as a faculty member at UA took the entire nation by surprise.” The camera slowly panned out over the parking lot and sidewalk in front of the gate, showing the crowd in front. “Naturally, the media swarmed the school in search of a story.”

A new image took over the centre of the screen, filling almost all of it as it showed the back of a head, covered in thick faded steel-blue hair gently blowing in the wind. “Everyone wanted to get their hands on All Might.”

Izuku froze again. The playful cheer he’d had when he saw his girlfriend call All Might “super muscle-y” was gone as if it had not existed. His mind went a million miles a minute, seeing the back of that head of hair.

“Ribbit…” Asui croaked, falling back into her seat in the couch.

Monoma looked at Kendo, furrowing his brow. She had let out a slight gasp at the sight of this strange man, and all of 1-A was acting odd too. Past Kendo, he saw the teachers glaring at the screen. He wasn’t sure of it, given the principal’s fur, but he could swear that the paw that held his teacup had turned white beneath his coat.

The camera dropped back, revealing the skinny, slender body of the man standing far behind the crowd gathered around the barricaded gate. “Yeah. Everyone.” The music swelled ominously as the show dropped the title card.

Episode 9: Yeah, Just Do Your Best, Iida!

The hallway of UA, just outside of 1-A’s classroom door. Eraser Head’s voice addressed his class. “Decent work on yesterday’s combat training, you guys.” The show cut to inside of the classroom, showing the pro hero at the front desk. “I saw the video feeds and went over each of your team’s results. Bakugo.” The blond’s eyes narrowed as his lips curled downward as he bit his lip. “You’re talented. So don’t sulk like a child about your loss, okay?”

“What’s that? You lost!?” Monoma laughed. “I thought you were supposed to be the best!”

“And Midoriya.” The green-haired boy seated behind Bakugo heavily flinched. “I see the only way you won the match was by messing up your arm again.” Midoriya hunched over, looking down at his desk with a chastised expression. “Work harder,” Aizawa urged him with his deadpan delivery, with just a touch of annoyance. “And don’t give me the excuse that you don’t have control over your quirk. That line’s already getting old.” Midoriya elevated his shoulders, trembling as he started to turtle under his teacher’s criticism.

“And Midoriya can only pull off a win by breaking something!” Monoma added. His decision from moments ago already completely forgotten. “Why am I even wasting my time here? What is there that I could possibly learn from you when your class is clearly so inferior to—”

A grey scarf wrapped around Monoma’s mouth, chest, and neck, cutting off his speech. “Monoma,” Aizawa’s voice cut like sharpened steel through the room. His on-screen self had just offered Midoriya a smidge of encouragement by identifying his quirk as being useful if he could only control it, and the bright smile on the boy’s face from that moment squeezed at his heart. “You are here to learn alongside your classmates Kendo and Tetsutetsu and your fellow peers at UA at the request of Midoriya. I suggest you take this opportunity seriously and pay attention.”

“Midori’s smile is so cute!” Ashido gushed. “You’re lucky you get to monopolize that, Ochaco!”

“It would be wise to follow Aizawa’s instructions, Mr. Monoma,” Principal Nezu advised the blond from 1-B while taking a sip of his Yorkshire Gold and ignoring the antics of the students in the front row. “While he may not be your homeroom teacher, for the duration of your stay here on this island he will be responsible for you. There was a phrase that was bandied about yesterday, I believe it was “think of this as an extension to your summer training camp that was interrupted by the League of Villains’ and it fits the situation.” Nezu looked towards his right. “Miss Kamimoto, this show will be providing us additional perspective on that attack upon our students, yes?”

“We’re a ways away from it,” she replied, nodding, “but yes, it will.”

Izuku flinched and started to sweat while his on-screen narration talked about class representatives as the entire class went crazy asking for the role. A few members of his class were discussing that day, with Kaminari and Jiro poking fun at each other for only having received votes for themselves, but he couldn’t focus on that and his mind zeroed in on what Kamimoto just said. Oh crap! They’re definitely going to see how reckless I was that night with Muscular! Mr. Aizawa’s going to choke me with his scarf.

“Izuku?”

It’ll be fine! I did it to save Kota, after all. He wrote me that nice letter when I was in the hospital recovering from my injuries. Everything’s going to be fine. I did win, after all.

“Izuku?”

He felt a tap on his cheek. Ochaco was looking at him in concern. “Are you going to be okay?” she asked quietly.

Izuku put a smile on his face. “Yeah! I’m fine.” The worry in her eyes didn’t go away. “I was just… thinking about that night at the training camp, when my arms got all busted up,” he admitted. “Kamimoto just now… I’m sure you guys are going to see what happened.”

“You’re not the only one who was injured that night, Midoriya,” Yaoyorozu said, having heard him speak. “I’m sure it will be difficult for many of us to watch it again, just as it will be difficult for what will be coming up shortly.”

Iida clenched his fist nearby, even as his past self spoke on screen. And both times I ran away in disgrace.

“…You must first have the trust of everyone in the classroom,” Iida was explaining as the camera showed shots of the rest of his classmates listening to him. “Therefore, the most logical way to fill this position is democratically.”

Iida was given a close-up, his expression serious with the right side of his face and body covered in shadow. “We will hold an election to choose our leader!”

However, he was standing with his right hand raised straight to the ceiling. ‘It’s pretty obvious you want us to vote for you,’ thought basically the entire class.

“Hey, how did you guys choose your rep and vice reps?” Sero asked Tetsutetsu.

“We had a rock-paper-scissors tournament,” Tetsutetsu replied, growling. “But then at the end of it all after Shishida pulled off an upset and beat Kodai in the final we realized that since Kendo and Shoda basically organized the whole thing that they should be our rep and vice rep, with Shoda gracefully ceding the position of class rep with Kendo.”

“Besides, everyone will just vote for themselves,” Kirishima mentioned after Asui pointed out that they had only known each for a few days.

“That is a flaw for trying to democratically choose someone as a representative so early in the year,” Kayama sighed.

Hatsume giggled. “Well, I knew I was never going to get the rep spot in 1-H,” she cackled. “I never wanted it, and Mr. Power Loader vetoed me from the start. Said if a problem child like me was made class rep then gods help the support department.”

“…whoever does receive multiple votes must truly be the most suitable person for the job,” Iida explained his reasoning. “It’s the best way, right, sir?” he asked as Aizawa zipped himself up in his sleeping bag.

“Do what you want, just decide before my nap’s over,” his teacher deadpanned.

Kendo, Tetsutetsu, Monoma, and Hatsume went still as Class 1-A’s homeroom teacher completed his impersonation of a caterpillar and dropped to the floor in his bag, snug as a bug in a rug. “Mr. Aizawa…” Hatsume nervously giggled. “Do you have trouble sleeping much?”

Aizawa looked down at the pinkette from 1-H. “…no.”

“I could make a baby for you that would help with that,” she offered.

“No, thank you,” Aizawa declined. “I get enough sleep to function. It’s one of the sacrifices you make as a night-time underground hero with a day job teaching kids like you to be heroes, and their support technicians,” he added.

A sound effect announced the election results as the camera panned up the list of names of 1-A’s students, most of whom having only a single vote, but right up at the top were Izuku Midoriya with three votes, and Momo Yaoyorozu with two votes. “How did I get three votes!?” Midoriya yelped with surprise.

Kendo frowned as on-screen Bakugo exploded in anger. “Hang on, Iida’s your class rep, not Midoriya,” she stated, finding the inconsistency odd. “Not that you wouldn’t make a good classroom representative, Midoriya, but this doesn’t add up.”

“Oh, I’m sure the show will explain it, Kendo,” Midoriya answered her. “And thanks for your confidence.”

‘I’ll just keep my vote to myself,’ Uraraka thought while innocently whistling.

“I knew it!” Bakugo shouted. “I knew it was you, Round Face!”

Ochaco just giggled and gave Bakugo a peace sign.

Iida was shaking in frustration, biting the middle of his lip. “Zero votes…” he muttered in a strained voice. Sato, Asui, and Ashido all watched Iida with some level of concern or befuddlement. “I feared this might happen,” he continued, “but I can’t argue with the system I chose!”

Yaoyorozu looked at him pityingly. “So you voted for someone else, huh?”

“But you knew it was best to vote for yourself, right?” Sato asked. “What were you tryin’ to prove here, Iida?”

Ochaco did her very best to hold back a laugh that most of her classmates couldn’t keep in as the show smash cut to Midoriya at the front of the class, his eyes turned into tiny pinpricks as his social anxiety of being the head of the class got to him. Izuku chuckled a little next to her, rubbing the back of his head. “Hey, Ochaco. I never said this before but… thank you for voting for me, for having confidence in me back then.”

She giggled, rubbing her thumb along the back of his hand as they held them underneath the blanket. “Of course Izuku. I’ll always believe in you; I’ll be in your corner no matter what.”

Unaware of what was happening in the front row, Monoma gave Kendo a sideways glance. “Are you sure that your confidence in Midoriya isn’t misplaced, Kendo? I don’t see him as having any leadership material whatsoever.”

Kendo shook her head and smiled. “Oh, I’m sure you’ll see what I mean.”

Yaoyorozu sighed.

Momo blushed and placed her hand over her mouth. “Oh dear.”

“How’d this happen?” she rhetorically asked with a frustrated grimace and a shift of her head away from her representative.

“This might not be so bad,” Asui said optimistically with a nice smile on her face as she looked at the pair at the front of the room.

“Yeah,” Kirishima agreed with a grin. “I can get behind Midoriya, I guess.”

“Yaoyorozu was totally on top of it when it came to our training results!” Kaminari pitched in while the camera focused on Iida’s disappointed frown.

Momo shifted in her seat to fully face the couple of Izuku and Ochaco. She bowed her head. “Midoriya, I would like to apologize for my words that day!” she said. “I didn’t know you at all at the time and was simply frustrated that I wasn’t elected classroom representative as I had been all three years in middle-school.”

Izuku raised his hands in surprise. He could feel Ashido’s eyes boring into the back of his skull and could practically see the grin forming on her face. “No, no, it’s all right, Yaoyorozu,” he offered.

Mineta clenched his hands into fists as he witnessed the hottest girl in class apologizing so earnestly to Midoriya when he was already cuddled together under a blanket with the third hottest girl in class. Midoriya! Why did you have to be so cool? When did you get so popular with the girls? Is it because you’ve got All Might’s quirk? Is that why Yaoyorozu is suddenly so interested in you? He bit his lip. Dammit! Why couldn’t I have been chosen by All Might!? Then all the girls would be falling in love with me!

He could see it now, himself on a throne, all the babes in class hovering around him in lingerie, while Midoriya, Kaminari, Sero, Todoroki, and Bakugo bowed on their knees in front of him; prostrating themselves and offering fealty to the most exalted one who had inherited All Might’s power and, by extension, the Earth and all its bounties.

Shoji looked down at his seatmate. “You’re thinking something perverted, aren’t you?”

Mineta jolted in surprise as he came out of his daydream. “Possibly…”

Jiro looked down at her phone, typing up a message in a group chat she was in with Ashido, Asui, and Hagakure.

DopeLover: Hey, am I the only one noticing that Yaomomo seems to actually be serious about being interested in broccoli boi over there?

Uraraka smiled brightly as she placed her chopsticks in her mouth, a big bowl overflowing with white rice in her left hand as she praised the taste of the simple staple prepared by Lunch Rush, the Cooking Hero. Midoriya looked apprehensively at his bowl of katsudon. “Guys, I’m kinda worried about the class rep thing,” he admitted to his two friends. “I don’t think I’m qualified.”

“Huh,” Kaminari muttered as Uraraka told Midoriya he was. “I just noticed. The general studies track doesn’t share the same cafeteria as us.”

“I’m kind of glad, to be honest,” Sero admitted. “That way we don’t have to deal with guys like Shinso breathing down our necks and threatening to take our place.”

“You would worry about that wouldn’t you, 1-A?” Monoma jeered from up on high. “After all, two of you managed to fail the licensing exam! Of course someone from general studies would want to take one of you losers out of the running!”

“Oh, you mean that licensing exam that second-years and above normally take with a fifty percent pass rate?” Hagakure asked.

“The licensing exam where this year less than ten percent were even given the chance to pass?” Ashido asked.

“The licensing exam where even with all of that stacked against us, ninety percent of us first-years still passed?” Sero added.

That licensing exam?”

Monoma deflated a little under their withering stares. While 1-B did manage to have their entire class pass while two members of 1-A failed, they did have a valid point. It grated on him, but when Kendo raised her hand again Monoma held his tongue. The blond furtively glanced back at 1-A’s homeroom teacher. Eraser Head was glaring murder at him.

Perhaps it would be wiser for his short-term health to just keep quiet and keep his comments to himself.

“You were one of the three?” Midoriya asked Iida after the Engine-quirked hero-in-training told him the reasons he voted for Midoriya.

“Makes sense,” Kaminari said with a nod.

“I guess the other would be Uraraka, then,” Asui pointed out.

Ochaco whistled and looked very interested at the ceiling, earning a few laughs.

“Didn’t you wanna be rep really badly? I mean you do look the part,” Uraraka said. “‘cause of the glasses!”

“That’s how we should have chosen our class rep!” Kirishima laughed. “Iida has glasses, so he’s class rep!”

“He did give off the whole ‘class rep’ vibe even before he became our rep,” Ojiro commented.

“Oui,” Aoyama agreed. “Though someone with more sparkle who stands out would have been a phenomenal pick, no?”

“But who would be vice-rep, then?” Tetsutetsu asked. “No one else in A has glasses. And if we were to use that in class B, we only have Shishida.”

Jiro glanced down at her phone again. It had recently been pinging her rapidly. The other girls in front of her were clearly replying, and frequently.

Rockin’ Pink: She is giving off that vibe, not gonna lie.

Frogorable: It’s not that surprising, come to think of it. She went along with Midoriya, Kirishima, and Todoroki’s plan to rescue Bakugo, after all.

Frogorable: Going on a secret mission with him like that probably got her interested, and she did say yesterday that he inspired her to get us to pass the licensing exam.

Snake: And that she admired him! I’d been worried that she had a thing for Todoroki, since they were both recommendation students and were paired together for Aizawa’s final, but if she’s still on Midoriya, then Todoroki’s free!

Rockin’ Pink: Yeah… but Midori and Ocha are a thing now.

Rockin’ Pink: Unless…

Rockin’ Pink: Gasp!

Snake: Les gasp!

Rockin’ Pink: You don’t think!

Snake: I do think!

Rockin’ Pink: Does Yaomomo want to get in a three-way with Midori and Ocha!?

Jiro blushed at the thought and felt rather than directed her eyes to shift down and to her left, where Yaoyorozu was sitting in the couch alone next to the love seat occupied by Uraraka and Midoriya.

Frogorable: While that would be cute as hell, and I can understand the appeal since I was with Midoriya at the USJ, I don't want to try to intrude in his and Ochaco's relationship.

Jiro began moving her thumbs to type a response. She had asked the question and it had gotten away from her now.

DopeLover: Hey, if Yaomomo's into that kind of thing and Broccoli and Ochaco are fine with her coming in, great.

DopeLover: Midoriya's a catch, but he's not the catch for me. Boy's too timid even if he'll break himself for you.

DopeLover: It's metal as f*ck but it sounds more high maintenance than I want. Ochaco and Yaomomo can team up on him.

Having said her piece (or, well, typed it), Jiro turned her phone to completely silent and put it back in her skirt pocket while smiling at the reactions Midoriya and Uraraka had to Iida letting slip his family had a hero agency. Thank the gods UA uniform skirts had sensible pockets for things like phones.

On the screen was a dark background with several heroes in white armour in the centre, the words “IIDA FAMILY” in blue with light streaming out behind them. It was a really cool visual. “The Iidas have been pro heroes for generations,” Iida’s voiceover explained. “It runs in our blood.”

“What? That’s awesome!” both Midoriya and Uraraka declared.

Iida himself appeared on the right side of the screen, smiling and pointing casually at the heroes in the centre. “Are the two of you familiar with the Turbo Hero: Ingenium?”

Midoriya’s expression brightened into a beaming, excited smile. “I know all about him! He’s a super popular pro with sixty-five sidekicks working alongside him at his Tokyo Agency!” Midoriya leaned back as his eyes shrunk in realization. “Don’t tell me…”

Iida placed his hands on his hips and held his head up high as the background became colourful rays of varying shades of green bursting from behind him. “He’s my elder brother!”

“Your family’s famous!” Uraraka gushed with excitement.

“I can’t believe it!” Midoriya practically screamed.

Jiro chuckled. “Hey fanboy, you losing your touch or something?” she teased, looking down at Midoriya from her seat above him. He looked in her direction. “I’m kind of surprised. I would have thought you’d have figured out Iida was Ingenium’s little bro right away once you saw his hero costume.”

“Hey that’s right,” Ojiro added as Midoriya’s face went white. “Iida’s quirk has engines coming from his legs, while Ingenium had engines on his arms.”

“And their costumes are so similar,” Shoji added with a nod of his head. “It’s surprising something like that slipped past you, Midoriya.”

Both of his hands were on the sides of his face as Izuku hunched over in shock. “Ohmygosh! You’re right! How did I not see that? All of the clues were right in front of me from the very first combat training when Iida came out in his costume. Iida! I’m sorry! I should have realized it!”

Iida looked over at the hero fanboy having a crisis and laughed. “It’s quite all right, Midoriya. Actually, it’s entertaining that I was able to pull one over on you. I suppose getting into a school that you believed was a pipe dream and having been elected as class representative had you distracted. I’m sure you would have figured it out on your own had you dedicated some effort into figuring it out.” He smiled. “Actually, I’m sure Tensei will find it humorous to hear that one of his fans in my own class didn’t recognize me as his younger brother.”

“How is Ingenium doing these days, Iida?” Ochaco asked, a touch of worry in her tone.

Iida kept his smile, and his friends in the front row could tell that it was genuine. “He’s doing quite well, actually,” he answered. “While he may still be paralyzed from the waist down, his spirits are high and his rehab is going well.”

Hatsume was nodding her head along as she half-listened to what was being said on the couch next to her while also paying attention to the screen. “Well if his brain is still functional and it is just his legs that aren’t, and his quirk’s in his arms instead of his legs… maybe a neural interface to control the lower half of the power armour I developed…? I should probably test it first.” She gasped. “LEGS!” Hatsume had almost thrown herself across the armrests to get up into Iida’s personal space. “I’ve got a baby that just might work! Come to my lab tonight and, wait, my tools are still covered in honey, and I still need to develop it. Change of plan! Come to my lab tomorrow morning before we have to be here!”

Iida spluttered in confusion at how close Hatsume was, and how excitedly she was urging him to come to her lab. She was mere inches away from him, her arms wrapped around his right arm and pulling it close to her chest, and had the top few buttons of her summer uniform undone, showing more than a hint of cleavage beneath her red tie. “Hatsume! What are you talking about?” Iida asked, decidedly not looking at her in a lecherous way. “And my name isn’t “Legs”, it’s Tenya Iida!”

Hatsume just giggled and hummed in her throat. In the row behind them, Mineta was grasping the sides of his face with his hands, fingers dragging his cheeks down as his nails dug into the skin. Now the crazy support chick with the huge boobs is going after Iida! WWHHHYYYYYYY???

“That’s the first time I’ve seen you smile, Tenya,” Uraraka complimented him after he said that Midoriya figured out what the judges were looking for during the practical exam and that he’d need that sort of insight as a classroom representative. “You should do it more.”

“Oooh! Tenya?” Hagakure asked.

Ochaco blushed.

“Only two days and already on a first-name basis with him, huh?” Yaoyorozu teased.

“Hey, come on,” Ochaco pouted. “Stop pickin’ on me, girls. It was just a slip of the tongue.”

“Midori doesn’t need to be worried, does he?” Ashido asked with a catty grin.

“If absolutely necessary, I will challenge you to a duel, Iida,” Izuku said, to which Ashido squealed.

“A gentleman’s duel for the hand of a lady!” she shrieked.

“So romantic,” Hagakure added.

Kirishima clenched his fist. “Way to go, Midoriya! That’s so manly!”

Ochaco placed a hand on Izuku’s shoulder. “Hey, Izuku, you don’t—”

“I will, of course, concede gracefully,” Iida answered Izuku’s challenge with a small smile. “Far be it for me to become between my two best friends and their happiness.”

Tears came to Kirishima’s eyes. “That’s also manly.”

“Shut up, sh*tty Hair.”

The camera cut away from Midoriya attempting to explain again about how he didn’t know anything in the practical to an exterior shot of the school’s main building as a bell started ringing.

“The alarm,” Kaminari gasped.

“Oh right, I kind of forgot that this had happened,” Mineta confided.

Kirishima frowned at him. “How could you forget? The cafeteria was total chaos.”

“Because I wasn’t in the cafeteria,” Mineta replied.

Aoyama nodded. “Oui. Monsieur Mineta and myself were eating within our classroom that day.”

“What’s a Level Three Security Breach?” Iida asked the upperclassman sitting next to him at their table.

“It means that someone’s managed to get past the school’s barriers!” the black-haired young man replied. “This hasn’t happened in my three years here. We should get going!” he cried as he quickly fled the table.

“Um, Principal Nezu,” Izuku spoke up, turning his head as best as he could to look up at the teachers in the top row behind him. “When our senpai said that, did he mean that there’s never been a breach, or that there’s never been a drill for what to do in the event of a breach?”

“Yes,” answered the principal.

“Ah, yes,” Tokoyami muttered, “my old nemesis.”

Nezu bowed his head as the students on-screen formed a mob to try to get out of Lunch Rush’s cafeteria. “To be quite honest with you students, the incident that the show is currently revisiting for us is revealing a lack in our emergency preparedness. Once one believes that their defenses are invulnerable, one begins to grow lax in preparing students to react appropriately to the unthinkable.”

Yagi rubbed the back of his head, wincing as Midoriya was elbowed into the mob and was separated from Uraraka and Iida, and the second-oldest Iida son caught sight of the media outside. My apologies, Young Midoriya, he thought as he watched. This was all due to my becoming a faculty member at UA.

That same reporter from before pressed her microphone forward. “All you have to do is give us All Might!”

“They’re treating him like a piece of meat,” Todoroki observed coolly.

Present Mic and Eraser Head did not seem either pleased to be the guardians of the front doors or sympathetic to the press’ plight. “We said it’s his day off,” Mic answered.

“Just give us one good comment on record and then we’ll leave,” another reporter demanded.

Aizawa held up his hands. “I know how you people work; give you an inch and you’ll want a mile.”

Present Mic leaned in to whisper in Eraser Head’s ear. “They are trespassing,” he pointed out. “That means they’re kinda like villains. Why don’t we just beat ‘em up?”

“Yeah! You show ‘em who’s boss!” Tetsutetsu cheered.

“...name dragged through the mud,” Aizawa reminded him who they were dealing with. “Let’s wait for the cops.” Mic tisked in annoyance at not being able to throw trespassers out of the school just because they had a platform.

“Is that really the appropriate response?” Kaminari asked.

“Mr. Aizawa is right,” Yaoyorozu said calmly. “Even though the members of the media were trespassing on private property, which does technically make them criminals, engaging with them and having pro heroes forcibly removing them from the campus would be a bad PR move. Anyone who did toss them out would likely face weeks if not months of bad press.”

“Or the school would go around paying a large sum of hush money to the different media corporations to keep their reporting of the incident under wraps,” Todoroki added. “Even then, it couldn’t be sure that news of the incident wouldn’t leak anyway.”

Monoma chuckled as the show continued to present the panic in trying to get out of the cafeteria. “Honestly, you’d think third-year hero course students wouldn’t be the ones inciting such a panic, or that Lunch Rush would be organizing them. They’re all supposed to be so much better than this.”

“Well, they could be business course…” Ashido mumbled. “Ah! Kiri!” she gasped as Kirishima and Kaminari were swallowed by the crowd.

A yelp cut through the noise into Iida’s ears. He saw Uraraka in the crowd, facing against the flow and being pushed around. She could be trampled. “Uraraka!”

Her eyes met his as she heard him, and she reached her hand out towards him. “Tenya, help me!”

“Ooh, Tenya again, hmm?” Hagakure asked.

“Scandalous…” Yaoyorozu giggled, placing a hand to her lips.

“Guys, I really didn’t mean anything by it,” Ochaco muttered, blushing and burying her face into Izuku’s shoulder, while he chuckled.

‘What would Midoriya do?’ Iida thought to himself. ‘Or my brother? How would they handle this?’

“Well, Deku’s going crowd surfing and getting his ass trampled,” Bakugo barked. “So I wouldn’t be taking his example.”

“Yeah, but Midoriya didn’t know what was really going on,” Tetsutetsu said. “He’s being crushed somewhere in the middle of the pack. He didn’t get pushed to the windows.”

“You know, this doesn’t make a lot of sense,” Sero said while rubbing the back of his head as he watched Uraraka reach out to use her quirk on Iida. “There are lots of other students by the windows, but Iida was the only one who thought to look outside to see what was going on?”

“Yeah,” Jiro agreed. “Apart from the Big Three, our upperclassmen have got to be a bunch of jokes if it took a first year to calm this panic down.”

Kayama and Aizawa winced at her harsh words. “That’s uh…”

“She’s not wrong,” Yagi sighed. “While it may have been an oversight on the school’s part to neglect performing routine emergency drills as other schools do because of the tightness of UA’s security, second and third-year hero course students have a lot more field experience and training. That none of them took charge in this situation without adult supervision to look after the students of other courses and their juniors shows some deficiencies in their conduct.”

Iida yelled as he flipped through the air, his gravity taken away by Uraraka’s quirk while he used his engines to propel himself forward. Since the thrust was coming from his legs, the acceleration was giving him a difficult vector to deal with in his change in velocity. His movements caught the attention of Midoriya, Kirishima, and Kaminari as he whirled through the air before eventually slamming into the wall above the exit.

“Ouch,” Hatsume winced. “That had to hurt.”

‘This is it!’ Iida told himself, gritting his teeth from the pain. ‘Be concise, clear, and confident. Make an impact!’ He grabbed hold of a pipe above him to keep his weightless body in place while his feet stood just above the exit sign as the word “BOOOOM” was sketched across the screen in jagged black characters.

“Listen up, everything is okay! It’s just the media outside! There’s absolutely nothing to worry about!”

Sero smirked and sat back in his seat, making it recline. “And the legend of Emergency Exit Iida was born.”

Ojiro sighed. “I’m kind of glad I wasn’t in that crowd,” he admitted. “I would have ended up panicking like the others.”

“Yeah, mob mentality’s a scary thing,” Sato agreed.

“Iida,” Koda spoke up, “your legs were shaking. Were you okay?”

Their class rep bowed his head. “To be honest, despite my thoughts you just heard, I was quite nervous. I was trying to shout a panicked crowd into being calm. That’s not something you practice doing every day before attending high school, even one such as UA.”

“Tch,” Monoma scoffed quietly to himself. Of course, someone from 1-A had to be the one to calm the crowd down. Are our classes the only ones with any competence at all?

“Look! The police are here!” one student at the windows exclaimed in relief as the whole crowd calmed down.

“Thank goodness,” said another.

The show cut to the shining red light from a police cruiser outside before revealing the crowd in front of the front doors, now looking nervously behind them at the approaching police while Present Mic waved his arms in victory. “That’s a wrap! Get these vultures out of our station!”

“The school’s not a radio station, Mic,” Aizawa sighed. “I wish he didn’t always have to be on brand while at work.”

After lunch, Yaoyorozu addressed Midoriya when they were all back in the classroom. “It’s time, class rep. Let’s begin.”

Midoriya shook like a leaf in a storm, his eyes shrunk down to pinpricks from his nerves. “Um. Okay, so we need to figure out who the other class officers will be,” he announced.

Ochaco patted Izuku comfortingly on the shoulder. “You sure were tense back then, huh?”

“Well, you know me,” he said, bashfully looking down. “After seeing my past, I’m sure you’re all able to guess that I was never close to being a class officer for anything before. I honestly didn’t think I could handle the pressure.”

“I’ve thought a lot about this,” Midoriya declared while Yaoyorozu looked at him in surprise. He hadn’t consulted his vice-rep with this. “And I think that Tenya Iida should be our class rep!”

Kendo’s eyes widened and she snapped her fingers, making a noise of approval to herself. Aha! So that’s how Iida was made their rep.

“He was able to capture everyone’s attention and get us in line,” Midoriya explained. He looked up and gave Iida a warm look. “So I believe that he should be the one leading our class from now on!”

Iida appeared stunned by the declaration. “Yeah, you know what?” Iida looked across the aisle at the student who had spoken. It was Kirishima. “If Midoriya vouches for him, I’m good. Plus he was a big help. He totally manned up and took charge, right?”

“Yup!” Kaminari agreed while Iida continued looking shocked at his classmates and their verbal support before shifting his asking gaze to Midoriya, who nodded confidently. “Oh! Did you notice he totally looked like the dude on the emergency exit signs when he was on the wall earlier?”

Aizawa’s tired face in his sleeping bag took up the screen. “This is a waste of time.”

More than a few students chuckled to themselves at the annoyed expression on Aizawa’s face and his deadpan delivery. Monoma felt his eyes bug out when for the second time he saw his sister class’ homeroom teacher hide himself in a puffy yellow sleeping bag. Mr. Kan would never have pulled off something like that in their class!

Iida raised his right hand high in the air. “...then I humbly accept. I pledge to carry out the duties of class rep to the best of my abilities!”

Iida smiled to himself as he witnessed the scene over again, and glanced over at his friend sitting on the other couch. “Actually, Midoriya, I think I will take you up on that duel.”

“Huh!?” Izuku yelped.

“Iida! What?” Ochaco gasped.

Yaoyorozu slumped over and looked at Iida in disbelief. “Hello? I got two more votes than him,” she muttered in frustration.

Izuku yelped and turned the opposite way. “Oh! I’m sorry, Yaoyorozu! I should have consulted you first!”

She smiled and shook her head. “It’s quite all right, Midoriya. I believe it turned out better this way.”

“Still, it wasn’t fair to you!” he argued. “You had more votes than anyone but me, and I just turned around and made my friend the class rep when more people had put their faith in you.”

“Don’t worry so much about it, Midoriya,” Kaminari started up. “It’s not like the rest of us argued against—”

He shut up as Jiro punched him in the side. “Look!” she said.

The students quieted as they all returned their attentions to the screen, some of them gasping in shock.

“What the?” Monoma asked quietly, his voice only being heard by Kendo next to him.

Principal Nezu, Recovery Girl, Midnight, and Thirteen were all standing in front of the UA barrier that had been raised to prevent entry to the campus. But at the main gate, they stood before what remained of the barrier. The centre was gone, but the sides were crumpled away into piles of scrap metal, far less than the actual amount of steel that had once been that section of the wall. “How were ordinary members of the press able to bypass our security systems?” Nezu inquired of the air. “Someone else must have been behind this.”

“It was him,” Todoroki said with narrowed eyes. “This wasn’t simply a press break-in. He let them in.”

“Some villain actually managed to infiltrate our school,” Nezu continued. “But was this purely a show of power, or a declaration of war?”

“Wait, we had an actual intruder?” Monoma shouted. “It wasn’t just the media?”

“No sh*t, idiot,” Bakugo spat. “You remember that guy you saw at the start? The gangly f*ck?”

Monoma wrinkled his nose at the crude language Bakugo was using, but was mindful of Kendo being right next to him as he answered, “Yes. What about him?”

“You’ll be seeing him again real soon,” Bakugo replied.

The class shivered at Bakugo’s words. Not all of them had seen Shigaraki up close, but everyone in 1-A knew what he had done to their homeroom teacher. Mineta hadn’t exactly been quiet about what he’d seen.

“Ribbit…” Asui croaked. “Mina, I think I’m going to go get a blanket again,” she said. “Midoriya and Ochaco have the right idea.” Ashido blinked at her before glancing to her left at the pair wrapped up like a green burrito. Even though it was wonderful shipping fuel for the sailed ship, they also looked comfortable in their blanket.

“Oh… yeah, sure,” Ashido numbly agreed as All Might on screen smacked a villain in the back of the head with a chop from his Missouri Smash to save three hostages that Mount Lady, Kamui Woods, and another pro were having difficulty with.

Hatsume hummed. “Hmm… heroes sure are teaming up a lot in the city, aren’t they?” she asked. “I thought you guys were supposed to do a lot of your stuff solo?”

“It depends on the day,” Kayama replied to the support girl’s question.

“Underground heroes like myself do typically work alone,” Aizawa answered. “As do a lot of heroes working nights and patrolling the streets. Sometimes you have more lightly populated low-crime areas where only a single pro works or there are a few heroes who manage the area, but Musutafu is a decent-sized city, and its proximity to UA means that there are a lot of hero agencies set up here since we can act as a sort of feeder for fresh sidekicks wanting to stay local.”

“That means that a lot of the daytime heroics on the streets end up having multiple heroes arrive on-scene pretty quickly,” Yagi added. “Building a good working relationship with other heroes in your neighbourhood helps offer a united front against the villains who would break the peace.”

All Might was soaring through the air as he rushed towards another incident. ‘I’ve clearly gotten slower,’ he thought. ‘My powers have been weakening even faster since I gave One For All to Young Midoriya.’

Monoma jolted up in his seat. “HUH!?” he asked, whipping his head between All Might and Midoriya. “Gave who what?” Kendo sighed and yanked Monoma back into his seat.

“Calm down, Monoma,” she said.

‘...pushing my hero form too far past the limits.’

“Kendo! Did you know that All Might and that twerp were acquainted with one another?”

Ochaco felt her eyebrows curling in as she gripped Izuku’s arm. “Hold me back, Deku. I want to yeet him into orbit.”

“Young Monoma, settle down,” Yagi said with a sigh. “It’ll be helpful if you watch the first few episodes, but for now just keep quiet. I’m sure Young Kendo and Young Tetsutetsu will be able to fill you in at lunch.”

Monoma felt the words die in his throat as he looked at the emaciated form of the former Number One hero. He swallowed hard and nodded. What is All Might talking about? He wondered to himself as he turned back to the screen. What would he want with someone as infuriatingly glory-seeking as Midoriya?

The show was flashing back to the Sludge Villain from the first and second episodes as All Might thought back to that time. ‘...shortened the time I can spend as the Symbol of Peace.’ Returning to the present, All Might sighed.

“Wait, you told Bakugo, what?”

“Oh, so this All Might did drag out of you what you told Bakugo, huh?” Asui asked, glancing over at Midoriya. He nodded.

“I’m so sorry,” Midoriya replied, eyes down in shame at having spilled part of the secret. “I didn’t even tell my mom about any of this, but for some reason, I felt like I had to explain it to him. Like it was only fair that he knew.”

Kirishima felt tears well up in his eyes. “That’s… so manly Midoriya. Even though Bakugo treated you like that for years, you still felt like you needed to let him know that you weren’t lying to him the whole time.”

“Yeah, but he really shouldn’t have been spilling his and All Might’s secrets like that,” Kaminari replied.

Monoma’s eyes widened for a moment as he caught the words of the clowns in 1-A while Yaoyorozu and Uraraka tried to tell Midoriya that he really had no reason to confide anything in Bakugo. Secrets? What secrets? What did Midoriya know about All Might that he needed to tell that blowhard about?

‘...not the reason he shared our secret,’ All Might thought back on the previous day, ‘so I didn’t lecture him too much.’

“Don’t look so sad,” he told the boy with the broken arm. “He didn’t take you seriously, so I don’t think he’ll say anything. This time I’ll let things slide.” Midoriya looked up, his shame replaced by surprise at All Might’s forgiveness. “Just make sure this doesn’t happen again,” All Might told him. “You need to think carefully about the responsibility that comes with this power.”

Monoma glanced between All Might and Midoriya again. There was something here he wasn’t getting. Something important.

“If word got out that One For All could be passed on, villains across the globe would come for you, trying to take it. You must keep this secret to ensure your own wellbeing, true, but also for the safety of the world.”

“So no pressure, right?” Ashido cheerfully elbowed Midoriya in the side as Asui returned with the blanket.

Aizawa stared hard at Yagi again. “All Might.”

“Hey, I needed to impress the severity of keeping it a secret,” he answered.

“You tossed the weight of the entire world on the shoulders of a fifteen-year-old boy barely a month after giving him your quirk and didn’t tell anyone about it. I’m allowed to be as judgemental of that as I want.”

HUH!?” Monoma cried out again, rising to his feet and grasping hold of the railing. His eyes were bulging out. “Oh now if that doesn’t just take the cake! No wonder you’re such an attention-hound, Midoriya! All Might passed his quirk on to you! Now it all makes sense, why you’re jumping straight into fights all the time! You’re trying to be just like the Number One hero and are dragging all of us along with you! No wonder you love the spotlight so much! Man, getting the power of All Might must have swelled your ego to the same level, didn’t it? I guess it’s no surprise, then, that you all think you’re so much better than us, after all, you have the CHOSEN ONE in your class! Too bad he’s so incompetant! HAHAHAHAHAHAH—”

“Okay, you can just sit back and nap,” Kendo said, depositing the limp body of Monoma back on the couch. “I swear, maybe this was not such a good idea after all.”

“That guy’s gonna ruin the whole island,” Hagakure complained.

Back at UA, a little before one in the afternoon, Aizawa had just finished explaining that himself, All Might, and another pro would be supervising their afternoon training, the students in 1-A looking at him in surprise. ‘Three pros?’ Midoriya thought. ‘Is that because of the break in?’

Sero raised his hand and leaned out from behind Jiro. “Sir! What kind of training is this?”

Aizawa held up a card. “Rescue.”

Koda gulped. “Here it comes,” he mumbled.

“Yeah,” Sato agreed. “The USJ.”

“...sometimes,” Mineta quietly admitted, “I still get bad dreams about it.”

“What happened to you to make you so scared?” Bakugo sneered. “Did you wet yourself or something? Those villains were totally weak. I wasn’t scared at all.”

“Shut up! Maybe you weren’t, dynamite hands!” Mineta exclaimed. “But not all of us can explode any villain that looks at us funny! You didn’t have a freaking shark almost eat you!”

“Actually, Bakugo’s quirk would have been practically useless underwater,” Izuku spoke up. “So if he’d ended up in the Shipwreck Zone or the Squall Zone, it would have been a lot harder for him to use it to fight.”

“That’s true,” Tokoyami agreed. “His sweat would simply wash away.”

“As if I’d have been caught dead in a place like that!”

“That’s probably what would have happened,” Todoroki deadpanned.

“Huh!?”

The dual-quirked teen turned to look at Bakugo. “You’d have been caught, and then you’d be dead.”

“Like Hell, Icy-Hot!”

“Well, it didn’t happen,” Kirishima tried to calm Bakugo down. “So I guess we’ll never know, right? We all made it out of there alive and we busted up a bunch of villains who thought they could take down All Might. That’s what matters.”

Tetsutetsu looked at Kirishima and Bakugo in surprise. “They thought they could take on All Might?” he asked. “Whoa. I’m really glad my class didn’t get caught up in that, no offence.”

Not knowing what was about to happen to them, Kirishima raised his fists in front of him. “I’m shakin’ with excitement.”

“Finally,” Asui said with some enthusiasm of her own, “I’ll get to show off how good I am in the water. Ribbit.”

“You certainly got to do that, Tsu,” Izuku said with an appreciative sigh. “Thanks in advance. You’ll probably hear me say it again.”

“Sure thing, Midoriya,” Asui replied. “I’d tell you it was nothing, but I know you won’t believe that. Ribbit.”

Aizawa looked back to them after having pressed the remote to slide their costume cases out of the wall. “This special training’s at an off-campus facility, so we’ll be taking a bus to get there. That’s all. Start getting ready.”

Kayama looked over at the redhead in charge of the facility. “Miss Kamimoto,” she spoke up. “Do they really have to watch this again? It was a traumatic experience for many of them.”

Kamimoto looked at Kayama, silent. Thoughts whirled around in her head as she beheld the pro hero in plainclothes while she sat in this theatre. In her mind, she could hear Midnight’s pained voice saying “I trust your judgement”. A concerned look was on her face, eyes flickering towards the students; towards one student.

“You remember what I said when you all first entered this theatre, right?” Kamimoto asked, attracting the attention of all the students. “Yes, this will be a traumatic event that they will experience again, however, the future of Midoriya and this class is even more traumatic than what occurred at the USJ. They should know; they know how their summer training camp turned out. What happened in Camino. There is evil in the future. The USJ? It is but a taste of the terror that Shigaraki will unleash, all the more potent for he is driven now by the loss of his master.”

Mineta gulped. “A… a taste?”

“I can’t not show you the USJ incident,” Kamimoto stated plainly. “There are things coming later in your pasts and in your future that are far worse, and you need to be prepared for them. That means seeing them, and learning from them. If you can watch what happened at the USJ, you can review it, study it, and take the lessons you find there to heart. Kendo, Tetsutetsu, Hatsume, none of you three, or Monoma, were there. You did not witness what your peers did. Pay attention to the next few episodes. They’re important.”

“Yes ma’am,” Kendo replied, nodding.

“The bus’ open layout ruined my boarding strategy,” Iida griped, hunched over in disappointment that his plans had been thwarted by the interior design of the bus they had gotten into to take them to the off-campus facility. Ashido, Aoyama, Kaminari, Kirishima, Asui, Midoriya, and Sato were all giving him somewhat sympathetic looks.

“Iida, you really need to chill,” Ashido advised him.

“Yeah,” she agreed with herself as she looked at him, wrapping herself up in the blanket together with Asui. “You’re still way too high strung.”

“If we’re pointing out the obvious,” Asui brought up, “there’s something I wanna say…” she looked beside her at Midoriya, “about you, actually.”

Midoriya flinched nervously. “About me? What is it, Asui?”

“I told you to call me “Tsu”.”

“Why were you so nervous, Izuku?” Ochaco giggled.

“Ha ha, well, you know me,” he answered. “I was still getting used to UA and the fact that people didn’t treat me like a useless nobody, so I was on pins and needles around practically everyone those days.”

“Given how incredibly anxious you were standing in front of the class when we elected you class rep I can understand that now,” Yaoyorozu commented with a slight nod.

“...yours,” Asui mentioned. “Isn’t it a lot like All Might’s?”

Aizawa’s eyes flashed and he looked at Yagi, who nervously looked away from him.

Not even the first week and already students were figuring it out! sh*t!

“Well, maybe if that idiot hadn’t decided to imitate you and kept shouting “SMASH” all the time,” Bakugo growled, “you’d have been able to keep the secret better.”

“But he did keep the secret,” Hatsume pointed out. “Despite being in class with Midoriya practically every day since April, nobody except you figured out his quirk, Combustion Hands.” She giggled. “And that was only because he gave you a hint after your combat training, I’ll bet.”

“What did you—? Grr…”

Hatsume shrugged. “Besides, I thought he had to yell it out. In the stuff we say yesterday, All Might said in order to use his quirk he needed to clench those rock-hard buttcheeks of his and yell out “SMASH” whenever he wanted to throw a punch or shoot off a kick.”

The temperature of Izuku’s face shot up as blood rushed into his cheeks. “H-Hatsume!” he squeaked. He should have realized that the teasing about the “clench your buttcheeks” wouldn’t have died out just because a day had passed.

“So, are those cheeks rock hard, Uraraka?” Jiro asked, smirking. “You should know, right? You two were getting pretty steamy in the foyer last night.”

“J-Jiro!” Ochaco gasped, her own face flushing. “N-no comment!” Izuku glanced at her and looked away almost as soon as he made eye contact with her expressive, embarrassed brown eyes. He knew that he’d laid his hands on her… on her backside last night because of their activities, but he couldn’t recall her doing much of the same. Oh God, now he was thinking about Ochaco’s hands on him. How would her finger pads feel?

“Jiro! That is a highly inappropriate question to be asking in this environment!” Iida reprimanded, his arm chopping up and down.

“Yeah, you definitely need to lighten up, Iida,” Hagakure agreed.

Wait, how would her finger pads, finger beans, feel? Izuku thought, glancing down at Ochaco’s hand, currently gripping the blanket that was wrapped around them to keep it somewhat tight. He knew how they felt, of course. He’d been holding hands with her a lot since yesterday, but how would they feel there, on his “rock hard” cheeks, was his current thought. And if she touched me without gloves on, she’d just make me float. I wonder if Ochaco’s ever trained on being able to consciously turn her quirk on and select when she removes the gravitational force acting on an object before. Oh, that’s probably why she has those mittens! So she doesn’t accidentally float her mattress when she sleeps. That makes a lot of sense. Wait, no it doesn’t. If she removed the gravity on the bed, gravity would still be acting upon her pulling her down. Even if she removed the bed’s gravity, her own weight would keep it down. The same should have been true for the hunk of destroyed robot in the exam, so how did… wait, Ochaco threw up after she released it and she always had trouble when nullifying her own gravity. She removed both the robot piece’s gravity and her own in order to reach me.

But now that she’s been working on that, what would it be like if she were to remove both of our gravity? How would zero-g kissing feel?

“Um… Dek—Izuku?”

He looked up at Ochaco, and saw her blush was even deeper. Her eyes were focused around his collar, but they kept flitting up to meet his. “You were muttering again.”

Oh crap!

Izuku gulped. “...how much?”

“Well, a lot of it was just rambling about my quirk,” Ochaco admitted. “But…”

“How would zero-g kissing feel?” Ashido teased.

"Please kill me," Izuku muttered into his hands.

“Sure, but Bakugo’s always angry,” Asui stated, looking at Ashido, “so he’ll never be that popular.”

Midoriya flinched while Bakugo got to his feet. “Uh—What’d you say!?” he barked, Jiro leaning away from him in discomfort. “I’ll kick your ass!”

Asui stuck out her tongue and pointed at him. “Ya see?”

Kaminari smirked. “Y’know, we basically just met you, so it’s kinda telling that we all know your personality is flaming crap mixed with garbage.”

Ochaco couldn’t help but giggle again as she tried to get her previous emotions at the thought of kissing Izuku in zero-gravity under control. It was… an experiment that would have to be conducted. Later. In private. Right now, though, she had to support Kaminari’s roast of Izuku’s childhood bully. She brought her hand up to her mouth to try to hide the giggles, and saw Yaomomo doing the same from the corner of her eye, which was funny, considering how much she had disliked this conversation back when it happened.

“You’re totally better now, though,” Kaminari wilted under the angry gaze of Bakugo. “I mean, yeah, you’re still angry a lot, but you’re a pretty cool dude when you’re not trying to explode everything.”

“It’s because he moved to a bigger pond where there were bigger fish than him,” Tokoyami stated. “He may have been special at Aldera, but suddenly he was around equals; rivals. Losing to Midoriya in the first exercise and seeing Todoroki’s power first hand showed him he wasn’t such a big man on campus.”

“I’m here, Crow!” Bakugo shouted. “Don’t talk about me like I’m not able to hear you! In case you’ve forgotten, you’re a bad matchup against me.”

“I’d prefer Raven,” Tokoyami coolly replied. “Much more dignified.”

Thirteen’s helmet took over the screen. “Hello, everyone, I’ve been waiting for you!”

“It’s the Space Hero: Thirteen!” Midoriya announced as the camera panned up over the hero’s costume, not an exact replica of one but certainly fitting the theme of an old astronaut’s space suit. “The chivalrous pro who’s rescued a ton of people from disasters across the world!”

“Woo-hoo!” Uraraka excitedly declared, pumped up as Midoriya covered his mouth with his hands to try and hold back his fanboying. “Thirteen is one of my favourite heroes!”

“Uh-oh, Uraraka’s like Midoriya when it comes to Thirteen,” Ojiro teased.

“What?” Uraraka gasped. “I am not!”

“What her birthday?” Jiro asked.

“February third.”

“Birthplace?”

“Tanegashima.”

“Hobbies?”

“Visiting museums and watching documentaries?”

“Why Thirteen?”

“It’s an homage to the NASA Apollo 13 mission.”

“BWH sizes?”

“Don’t you even!”

Numerous eyes turned to Midoriya, who nodded his head slowly. “Uh, yeah, I think those are all right. I didn’t know about her birthplace, though.”

“You’re the Midoriya of Thirteen, then,” Asui declared. “Congratulations, Ochaco. Ribbit.”

She covered her head in her hands and Iida gave her a comforting smile, not that she could see it. “Don’t feel so bad, Uraraka,” he consoled her. “After all, you could call me the Midoriya of Tensei, and Kirishima the Midoriya of Crimson Riot. All of us have heroes we admire greatly. There’s no shame in being a fan.”

“...I should have gotten her autograph,” Ochaco mumbled, only loud enough for Izuku to hear her, “but I didn’t think it’d be a proper thing to ask for.”

Izuku was about to say something when a groan from above entered his ears. “Ugh… Kendo, was that really necessary?”

Kaminari made an expression that blared “I’m done” in big neon letters. “Great, he’s back.”

“You gonna go on another rant again, Monoma?” Sero asked, clearly unimpressed.

“Actually it’s something else,” Thirteen answered Aizawa’s question. She held up three fingers. “Apparently he did too much hero work on his way to school this morning and used up all his power. He’s resting in the teacher’s lounge.”

“Huh?” Monoma asked. “What’s going on? What did I miss?”

“Nothing you’d care about,” Kendo surmised. She gave him a side-eyed look. “What Thirteen’s talking about there, you see All Might’s current form there in the teacher’s lounge and how he looks now? At the start of the year he could only work as a hero for three hours a day, and he already used up his time the morning the episode is showing us.”

“Huh? Only three hours a day?” Monoma asked. “But how did he keep that a secret from everyone?”

“By being careful and only allowing him to instruct the first year hero students,” Nezu answered. “Any more and it would have run the risk of his weakened form being exposed to the students. Of course, Midoriya was already in the know, being his successor, but none of the rest of you needed to know that at the time.”

Monoma sneered. “Oh right, the spotlight-loving—”

“Monoma.”

The room went cold. The voice that had spoken was Izuku’s. Apart from Todoroki, no one had ever heard him speak so chillingly before. The young man’s emerald eyes burned into the memory of those in the front row who were capable of looking at them, but he did not turn and fix Monoma with that gaze. He kept looking forward at the screen as Thirteen began to say that she wanted to say… well… numerous things to the students.

“We didn’t ask for our class to be targeted and get everyone’s attention. Being attacked by villains in our first week of high school isn’t a badge of honour. We weren’t prepared for the evil we faced. It was all an accident of scheduling. Now shut up and watch. What’s about to happen could have very easily been your class.” He paused for a moment. “And I doubt Vlad King would have been able to protect you better than Mr. Aizawa did for us.”

Monoma riled up while Aizawa felt a swell of pride in his chest. “Now wa—”

“Be silent and watch, Monoma,” Kendo ordered as she slapped a hand over his mouth, a very intense look on her face. “I want to watch this, and I don’t want you distracting me with your taunting.”

“...used Black Hole to save people from all kinds of disasters before, haven’t you?” Midoriya asked as Thirteen explained her quirk, the power to such up anything and turn it into dust, to the uninitiated while Uraraka fervently nodded her head up and down cheerfully.

Asui pointed. “Totally a Thirteen fangirl,” she said. “Now I get why your costume’s space-themed, ribbit.”

“...could also very easily be used to kill,” Thirteen stated, her words making Uraraka stop her head-bobbing while the rest of the class gained more serious expressions as they considered her statement. “Some of you also have powers that can be dangerous.”

Izuku and Ochaco shared a quick look. Their discussion from last night rang through their heads. About how dangerous their quirks were; about what made them heroes, and why Shigaraki was a villain; furthermore, why Bakugo shouldn’t be held so highly in Izuku’s regard. It wasn’t their quirks themselves, it was how they used them.

“Please don’t forget that if you lose focus or make the wrong move, your powers can be deadly.”

“Yeah, no maxed out punches on us, please, Midoriya,” Mineta tried to joke. “I’d rather not be a purple smear, on a wall, thank you.”

“He’s gotten better at that,” Sero said while some of the students laughed. “He’s not breaking his bones all the time anymore.”

“Thanks to Aizawa’s fitness tests,” Thirteen continued as the show provided standing shots of the class listening to her, “you have a solid idea of your quirk’s potential. And because of All Might’s combat training, you likely experienced how dangerous your powers can be when used against other people. Carry those lessons over to this class. Today, you’re going to learn how to use your quirks to save people’s lives. You won’t be using your powers to attack enemies or each other, only to help. After all, that’s what being a hero is all about. Ensuring the safety of others.”

“Tch,” Bakugo tisked, looking to the side. “f*ckin’ idiot,” he cursed himself under his breath.

“I’m glad we eventually got to do the rescue training after the sports festival,” Shoji said.

“It certainly would have been beneficial had we been able to conduct it originally,” Iida agreed. “But as Kamimoto and the others have said, we mustn’t discount the experience we gained from this, even if it wasn’t what we were supposed to be learning.”

“Right,” Aizawa said, adjusting his arm to point down the stairs, “now that that’s over…”

Electrical sparks ran across the lights built into steel rings in the dome, dimming the lights over the entire building. Some of the students looked up, gasping in surprise as they were draped in sudden darkness. The fountain in the centre of the main plaza sputtered before a distortion in space began to appear, purple mist forming in a swirl like a galaxy.

Bakugo snarled.

Mineta bit his fingernails.

Izuku gulped.

Ochaco tensed and gripped his shoulder while pressing herself closer.

Hatsume narrowed her eyes in interest, mumbling to herself.

Iida sternly watched.

Aizawa glared intensely at the screen.

Yagi clenched his fists as his arms shook.

Kendo steeled her gaze, determined to see for herself what had happened to her sister class that set them on different paths.

Monoma raised an eyebrow, staying silent for once.

Aizawa felt that something wasn’t right and started to turn towards the central plaza. The swirling mist exploded outwards as it expanded, black mist forming into a malevolent entity with bright yellow eyes that glared through the darkness.

Monoma’s mouth fell open. He’d never seen anything like that before. “What…?”

A hand emerged through the portal, grasping at its side and pulling it back. Coming through was a head covered in unkempt light steel-blue hair, severed hands on both the back of the head and covering the face, revealing dry skin and a horrid red eye.

“Shigaraki!” gasped the students of 1-A, each of them trembling slightly in their own ways.

Monoma recoiled only slightly. That was Shigaraki? He looked creepy, sure, with the hands, but he was a villain. Villains were supposed to try too hard to be edgy and intimidating. He didn’t get why 1-A was acting like they’d just seen the boogeyman.

“Protect the students!” Aizawa said to Thirteen. Kirishima looked away from Aizawa and down at the plaza.

“Whoa, what is that thing?”

The same music that had played yesterday during the Sludge Villain’s rampage came back as the massive blackness of Kurogiri’s warp gate allowed Shigaraki and a number of other villains to fully emergy and enter the facility.

“Wait, has the training started already?” Kirishima wondered, not understanding the sudden change to the afternoon’s plans. “I thought we were rescuing people.”

Midoriya started to take a step forward when Aizawa sternly commanded them to “Stay back!” He placed his goggles over his eyes and looked down at the plaza, which was becoming crowded as even more villains emerged from the Warp Gate. “This is real. Those are villains.”

The atmosphere in the theatre was just as intense as that being shown on-screen.

“We thought we were going to be practicing saving other people’s lives that day,” Narrator Midoriya stated as the Nomu walked through Kurogiri’s Warp Gate and into the USJ, towering above Shigaraki and stopping beside him at the villain leader’s hand sign. “But when they appeared, we realized we were the ones in danger.”

Tetsutetsu gulped. “Man… that looks like… a lot of villains,” he said as the show cut from Midoriya’s frightened expression and entered the outro.

“It certainly was not something that we were expecting,” Yaoyorozu agreed.

“That big black guy…” Monoma gasped, “with the exposed brain and the eyeballs sticking out of it… what was that?”

1-A was silent for several seconds at Monoma’s question. The idea to mock the braggart now that he was somewhat shaken didn’t enter most of their minds. Most of their minds. “Ha,” Bakugo barked without any bite. “No tough words now, huh, you damn B-lister? You ain’t seen nothing yet. That thing was strong enough to go toe-to-toe with All Might himself.” The eyes of the three from 1-B widened. They’d heard of the villain attack, obviously, but they’d had no idea that the opponents their sister class had faced were so strong.

“Shigaraki bragged about it quite a bit,” Yagi said with a low growl, “so I’m sure you’ll learn all about it this afternoon, but, that was the first Nomu we encountered.”

Kendo gasped. “Nomu!? You mean like that thing Awase and Yaoyorozu ran into in the woods?”

Yaoyorozu nodded. “Except this one didn’t have all manner of saws and blades sticking out of its body,” she stated. “Nevertheless, even though I never saw this one fight, the fact that it could stand against All Might means it was still highly dangerous.”

Jiro rubbed her shoulders. “I’m sort of glad that I never got to see it fight, but I’m guessing that I will now.” Grimacing, she smacked herself in the face.

Kaminari and several others near her jumped at the self-inflicted violence. “Jiro!”

“Dammit, pull yourself together Kyoka!” she hissed at herself under her breath. “You’re going to be a hero! You need to deal with this stuff! Get over it and get your sh*t together!”

All Might’s theme played as the next episode preview began. “Asui!” Narrator Midoriya’s voiceover began as short clips from the next episode started to appear. “The villains are attacking us!”

“I told you, call me “Tsu”,” Narrator Asui reminded him.

“Oh, I guess Asui’s going to be a major character in the next episode, huh?” Ojiro asked.

“Then it’s probably going to show us in the Shipwreck Zone, Ribbit,” Asui rationalized.

“Is this really the time to be correcting me?” a panicked Narrator Midoriya asked. “Next time: Encounter with the Unknown.”

“Oh,” Narrator Asui said in sudden understanding, “so that’s why Mineta’s hair is like that. Now I get it.”

“Let’s Go Beyond,” Narrator Midoriya began the sign off.

“PLUS ULTRA!” cheered most of the students along with both narrators for the preview.

Ashido clenched both her hands together into fists as she sunk into the green blanket she and Asui were in. “Now All Might, Iida, Ochaco, and you have done previews together with Midori, Tsu! When’s my turn?”

“Kamimoto did say she didn’t remember if you got one,” Asui consoled her. “But I’m sure your time will come, Mina. Don’t worry about it.”

The five minute timer appeared on the screen and Kamimoto rose from her chair, stretching. “Well, five minutes, folks. Then it’s your last episode before lunch. I’m just gonna pop out and get Monoma’s room key ready. Try not to destroy the place while I’m gone, buh-bye!!!”

Notes:

So I'm changing up something that I had planned. I had thought of using JoyRide's MHA Abridged version of Two Heroes without context instead of/before having them react to the actual Two Heroes movie, but there was enough backlash from my Izuocha friends on Epsi's Hoard to dissuade me from that idea. Unless someone can refer me to a better abridged series for Kamimoto to prank them with, I'll be sticking to just the canon episodes, OVAs, and movies. I don't think I'll do the Jump Festa one for the rescue training or the zombie on with Tsu's snake friend, though, as they were never dubbed and their 4th wall breaking.

Chapter 16: The Birth of a World Leader and How Physics Saves Lives!

Summary:

In which Monoma proves beyond a shadow of a doubt that he is, at least presently, 100% a dick.

Chapter Text

“So…” Ochaco nervously uttered, steepling her fingers together. “Here it is, the USJ.”

Izuku nodded his head. “Y-yeah, our first encounter with the League of Villains.” He sighed, feeling his heart rate quicken in anticipation of what he was about to see again. It hadn’t been pleasant to witness first-hand, but now it was going to be presented to him again cinematically, showing perspectives he wasn’t privy to back then. It would be enlightening to know what the rest of his classmates were going through just like him, but at the same time, it would also be frightening. Were they in just as much danger as he had been? None of his classmates had been injured enough to join him and All Might in Recovery Girl’s office, but that didn’t mean that they had come out of it all unscathed, right?

Nobody wanted to talk much about what had happened in detail in the days following the incident, few amongst the class had even shared contact information by that point, since their trip to the USJ had happened only on Wednesday of their first week, and when they returned to school on Friday after Thursday’s classes were cancelled because of the attack, Aizawa and All Might had them already begin preparing for the Sports Festival. Once the Sports Festival itself was over and the furor over the class that had survived a villain attack was done, nobody ever really brought up the attack on the USJ again except in hushed tones in passing whenever they went to the facility to conduct rescue training exercises.

“Are you… going to be okay, Izuku?” Ochaco asked quietly. “You broke both your legs and a couple of fingers if I remember right? Tsu said that you saved them at the Shipwreck Zone, and I remember seeing you rushing in to help All Might.” Izuku froze for a second as Ochaco’s right arm wrapped around his waist, hugging him close. “Hey, I’m here, all right? You can lean on me when you need to, Izuku. I’m cheering you on with all I’ve got.”

“...I don’t know, Ochaco,” he answered, unsure of himself after a prolonged pause. “I’ve honestly tried not to think of how closely I came to dying at the time, so you’re probably going to scold me something fierce now that we’re together.”

“I’d have scolded you before, ya know?” she replied, scrunching up her nose. “It’s not like we went from nobody to bf/gf in an instant. I was already your best friend by the time this happened. I was already so worried just hearing that you’d gotten hurt, but if you got hurt because you rushed into danger…”

“Knowing Midoriya better now, that’s likely exactly what happened,” Yaoyorozu stated frostily from next to them. “While rushing towards danger to save someone is admirable, we have to remember what Mr. Aizawa said, as well as our assessments of our past actions. Prior to returning from our internships you had little control over One For All, Midoriya. Using it in any capacity only injured your body. To rush into battle knowing that you are a glass cannon in his first week of training,.. It’s foolhardy and would only cause your friends unnecessary worry. Frankly, any scolding you receive for whatever stunts we are about to see you pull would be justified.”

“Even if whatever you do does end up coming across as heroic,” Ochaco agreed.

Listening in as Izuku wilted a little under the combined gazes of his girlfriend and the vice-rep, Asui spoke up in his defence. “While I don’t know what happened at the end because I was busy with Mr. Aizawa, Midoriya did do everything he could to save me, ribbit,” she said. “Even knowing the risks to himself, he does everything he can to save lives without hesitation.”

“Still, rendering himself helpless or needlessly endangering himself and giving those who care about him unnecessary worry is not a very heroic thing to do,” Yaoyorozu answered.

“Say that again when he tries to save you when you’re seconds from death and I’ll listen,” Asui croaked. “We have to work with what we’ve got, Yaomomo, and we were only a few days into class and he was barely a month into having a quirk. Since Midoriya is the main character, it’s definitely going to show what he and I went through, ribbit.”

Ashido, who had been getting talked over by Asui, leapt in. “Wait, hold up, Tsu!” she said. “What do you mean, seconds from death?”

Asui croaked in her throat in what she took for a gasp and sunk back into her seat. “You’ll see, Mina.”

“Tsu…”

Ahsido wrapped her arms around the Frog-quirked girl, who was already mostly covered in the blanket she had retrieved earlier. Iida settled in to give her a one-armed hug with his left arm from his side of the couch. Tokoyami glanced at the pile on the other side of the row from where he had taken up seating with Sato and Koda, choosing to be closer to the quiet man who had endured the USJ together with him in the Squall Zone.

Asui, he thought, you are a strong, talented, and collected woman. What could have happened to you that put you in such a state?

The countdown timer hit zero.

“It’s starting,” Mineta mumbled as the intro started, no recap this time either, and Shoji placed one of his large hands on the dwarf boy’s left shoulder.

“It’ll be all right,” he said softly. “We’re safe here.”

“Heh,” Monoma scoffed. “Just watch. There’ll be nothing to worry about, and we’ll all see just how overhyped everything was.”

Kendo didn’t say anything next to him as the entire room remained silent. Those who weren’t in Class 1-A kept their thoughts to themselves as the tension from the students who had encountered the villains that day rose. Some were just trying to keep calm. Some were holding the hands or gripping the shoulders of the people nearest to them. Midoriya and Uraraka were, obviously, wrapped up tightly together in the blanket they were sharing.

“I think it’s fair to say,” Aizawa spoke up suddenly, attracting everyone’s attention, “that we’re going to go over what we see these next few episodes over lunch and later today. Even if this was several months ago, I’m sure we’ll spot areas where you guys still need to improve. Understood?”

“Yes, sir.”

At the end of the intro, the screen once again showed the massive warp gate Kurogiri had created, Shigaraki emerging into the central fountain plaza of the USJ, the other villains following him one-by-one into the facility as Kirishima’s voiceover said, “Whoa, what is that thing?” The screen cut back to the students up at the entrance looking on. “Has the training started already?” Kirishima asked. “I thought we were rescuing people.”

“This music is still giving me the creeps,” Hagakure stated, the movement of her clothes making it appear as if she was attempting to rub her arms to dispel the goosebumps she was getting.

“The last time we heard it was during the Sludge Villain rampage,” Jiro said, nodding her head in agreement. “Not even Bakugo’s crazy evil stunt in the training exercise had this track accompanying it.”

“The only real heroes I see are Thirteen and Eraser Head,” the voice of the warp villain, Kurogiri spoke up as Nomu stepped through the warp gate and paused as Shigaraki raised his left hand up. “Perplexing. According to the schedule we retrieved from UA, All Might should be here as well.” Kurogiri’s form took on its fluid misty shape as he finished talking.

Mineta shrunk down, shaking his head in his hands while Aizawa accused them of stealing the schedule during the fracas on campus yesterday. “Not that guy,” he muttered quietly enough that only Shoji, Kaminari, and Jiro could hear him. “Not the bird guy, not the bird guy, not the bird guy.”

“Dude, why are you so freaked out by him?” Kaminari asked, anxiously looking down at Mineta. “You got out of there without any real injuries, right? He couldn’t be that bad.”

“Were you guys actually able to hear what the villains were saying back there?” Kendo asked, frowning in surprise. “You were halfway across the USJ from them.”

“Their voices carried well,” Bakugo replied.

“Yeah,” Jiro agreed. “The USJ’s actually got some great acoustics.”

“...want All Might,” Shigaraki said as he wondered where the Number One was. “The great Symbol of Peace.”

“You’ll never kill him!” Izuku suddenly shouted at the screen. “I won’t let you, Shigaraki!”

Many of the students blinked in surprise, their attention drawn to Midoriya’s outburst. Those that could see his face saw something they hadn’t often witnessed in him. Emotions warred in his expression: fear, desperation, and conviction struggled against one another as he tried to force his lips into a smile. “Deku, calm down,” Ochaco quickly urged, wrapping her arms around him. “He’s not here!”

“Maybe if I kill a few kids, he’ll come out to play.”

Kayama’s lips were drawn into a razor-thin line as she watched the Aizawa on screen tug on his capture weapon like he was loosening a tie, the whole thing flying up around him as he got serious. Yagi had his hands clenched into fists so tight that they had turned white, while Aizawa next to her was scowling hard enough that she was sure he was trying to burn the screen with his mind.

She could relate. Hearing Shigaraki threaten the students like that, hearing him threaten her daughter like that, made her want to tear him limb from limb. Whip his skin raw, cut off his fingers, then have him drawn and quartered by teams of horses. She could see the fearful looks on the students’ faces, Momo standing behind and between Midoriya and Uraraka. While she didn’t appear as shocked and scared as those two and Iida did, the anxiety on her face made Kayama’s blood alternate between freezing cold and boiling hot.

“That day,” Narrator Midoriya stated as the screen showed his terrified panic-stricken face, “we learned what the pro heroes were really up against. The darkness they face to keep us safe.” Close-ups of Kurogiri, the Nomu’s jagged, broken, sharp teeth set in its beak-like mouth beneath its exposed brain and large off-white sclera with only the tiniest pinprick of a pupil and no iris, and finally Shigaraki’s hand-covered face with just his left eye exposed, also shrunk down to barely above a pinprick. “We looked at these villains, and pure evil stared back.”

Episode 10: Encounter with the Unknown

Monoma couldn’t seem able to suppress a chuckle to himself at the sight of Midoriya’s face a few seconds ago, but he at least managed to keep his mouth shut about it while the camera panned over the crowd of villains walking in the plaza towards the stairs.

“How could so many of ‘em get into a UA facility this secure?” Kirishima asked from the front with Midoriya, Uraraka, and Iida.

Yaoyorozu stepped up between Iida and Midoriya to bring her own question up. “Yeah, Thirteen, why aren’t the alarms going off?”

Thirteen seemed to look up towards the roof. “Good question. I’m not sure.”

“Clearly the villains had someone with them who was jamming UA’s security network,” Monoma stated like it was obvious. “To do anything that bold without it would be so reckless as to be completely moronic.”

Todoroki was verbally contemplating the scenario. “...their only target?” he wondered as the camera panned over a multitude of the villains and then an exterior shot of the USJ. “Either way, if the alarm sensors aren’t being triggered, then one of these villains must have a quirk that’s masking their presence here. They carefully chose this isolated facility as an entry point at a time when a class was being taught.” Todoroki looked down at them with disdain. “They’re fools for trespassing here, but they’ve thought this out.” The camera again focused on Shigaraki, panning up from his waist to his face. “Whatever their plan, they must have a concrete objective in mind. But what is it?”

“I’m still amazed you came up with all that so quickly,” Kaminari praised him while their on-screen selves seemed unnerved by the implications of Todoroki’s deductions.

Todoroki looked at Kaminari. He wasn’t usually very expressive, but the look on his face might have been… pity? “It really wasn’t all that impressive to figure out if you thought rationally about the situation,” he answered.

Kaminari clutched at his chest like Todoroki had just shot an arrow through his heart. Jiro smirked. “Heh, that’s why he’s in the top five of the class and you’re not, Kaminari.”

“S--Salt in the wound, Jiro!”

The tension rose with the dramatic swelling of strings as Aizawa laid down instructions to Thirteen while he went to the front of the group. “...then they might be jamming our regular communications, too. Kaminari.” The screen switched to a close-up of the Electrification user near Sato, Koda, and Shoji, who blinked in surprise at suddenly being addressed by his teacher. “Try using your quirk to contact the school.”

“Yes, sir,” he answered as he placed his hand to his headset, using his quirk to try to boost the signal through the communications jamming.

Midoriya stepped forward, clear concern etched on his face. “What are you going to do?” he asked his teacher. “You can’t fight them on your own! There’s too many of ‘em. Even if you can nullify their quirks, your fighting style’s not suited for this. Your power works best in stealth and one-on-one fights. That’s not gonna help with a group.”

“An excellent analysis, Midoriya,” Nezu complimented with a nod.

Eraser Head glanced back at him. “You can’t be a pro if you only have one trick.”

“Ooh, that’s a solid line,” Tetsutetsu said as a nervous grin came to his face.

“And a fine point,” Yagi agreed. “Though I’m not really much of one to talk, only having one thing going for you is a serious disadvantage as a hero.”

“Maybe,” Kaminari replied, “but when you’ve got incredible killer strength like you did, All Might, it’s not like you really need much else when you can solve all your problems by punching people.”

“It’s a real manly way of doing things,” Kirishima agreed, clenching his fist.

Three villains were lined up at the bottom of the stairs as Eraser Head. The guy in the middle with an iron helmet that covered the upper half of his face and metal barrels coming out of his finger tips had called them a “shooting squad”. Behind and to his left, a woman in purple with red eyes and numerous dreadlocks of grey hair asked, “Didn’t our intel say it was just gonna be Thirteen and All Might out here? Who’s that?”

“Don’t recognize him,” said the third, a huge man with an orcish body type in ragged dull olive-green clothes and a black gas mask with horns. “But if he thinks he can take us down easy, he’s dead,” he declared while Eraser Head sprinted towards the trio.

Izuku let himself smile a little. “Well, they certainly thought wrong.”

Ashido, Kaminari, and several other students cheered as Aizawa erased the quirks of the villains just before they tried attacking, wrapping them up in his capture scarf and smashing them against each other, knocking them out cold.

“Idiots!” one of the villains scoffed. “That’s Eraser Head! A pro! He can cancel your quirks just by looking at you!”

“That’s not good,” Kendo muttered. “As Midoriya said, Mr. Aizawa’s best when people don’t know what his quirk is and can attack quickly and with the element of surprise. If they know he can cancel quirks, he’s at a big disadvantage.”

Monoma huffed as he watched Eraser Head punch the rocky-skinned, multi-armed heteromorphic quirked villain in the face. “What a naive way of thinking, Kendo,” he said. “Even if he’s the homeroom teacher of 1-A, Mr. Aizawa is still a pro. Street trash villains like these don’t stand a chance.”

“Whoa! Look at that dodge!” Ashido yelped. “You weren’t even looking at him and you saw him coming!”

“I know I wasn’t sticking around to watch,” Sato commented, “but I sure wish I could fight like that.”

“Mr. Aizawa, how did you learn to fight like that?” Mineta asked, stars practically in his eyes as he looked up at his homeroom teacher, not having watched him take on bad guys right from the beginning.

“The answer should already be clear to you,” Aizawa told them as the villains slammed down behind him. “What did you learn about work studies from Togata Mirio of the Big Three?”

“Oh right,” Sero said as he turned back to the screen. “I guess you can only get skills to pay the bills like that through experience.”

“But I don’t wanna experience crazy villains like that again!” Mineta cried out. “I don’t want to die bef—”

Mineta’s voice left him as Shigaraki’s voice came through the speakers.

“There he goes, trying to intimidate us,” Shigaraki voiced as the camera panned over the League as villains stood still, surrounding Eraser Head. “He is strong, and since he’s hiding behind those goggles you can’t tell whose quirk he’s erasing. He’s making it hard for us to work together or rely on each other’s powers.” One villain, a brunette in a purple top with her hair formed up into drills on the side of her head glared at Eraser, her hair beginning to spin. It stopped, her hair beginning to drop out of its drill shape, and she glanced up at it in confusion only for Eraser Head to kick her in the jaw in the moment she was distracted by her quirk being erased. Eraser Head took out another villain while he was airborne with another kick to the head.

Shigaraki’s visible red eye stared out at him. “How annoying.” He scratched the left side of his neck with two fingers while Nomu and Kurogiri stood by. “The worst thing about dealing with pros is when they live up to all their hype.”

“Ha!” Tetsutetsu cheered as the screen showed Eraser Head standing tall, his hair dropping. “Take that, you dumb villain!”

Kurogiri’s eyes narrowed.

So did Bakugo’s. “So this was when that damn warp villain got away, huh?”

Tetsutetsu looked at him. “Huh?”

“Eraser Head’s quirk,” Bakugo answered him. “Whenever he’s using it his hair flies up so his bangs don’t obstruct his vision. I don’t know if it’s just a style thing or what, but in that moment when his hair fell, he blinked, so every villain’s quirk he had canceled came back, including the warp bastard.”

“Hey, uh…” Kaminari piped up. He was nervous as some people in his class looked towards him, Jiro raising her eyebrow at him. The Electrification-quirked teenager had some noticeable beads of sweat on his skin. “Is it just me, or did that creepy guy, Shigaraki… didn’t he remind you of someone?”

In the front row, Izuku was clutching a hand to the blanket wrapped around himself and Ochaco. It was a struggle for him to breathe normally right now. The close-up sight of that red eye was piercing his mind, and his voice was so close, like a whisper in his ear. A whisper of death. He had thought that he’d mentally prepared himself for this, but it was all coming back to him, only this time he didn’t have anything to use his adrenaline against. He could hear Ochaco speaking calmly to him, and it honestly helped to have her at his side. If he was being forced to watch this along in a dark room… Izuku didn’t even want to imagine the places his mind would take him.

A ruckus was forming behind him, Izuku’s ears starting to pick up on it now that Shigaraki was no longer on screen and talking, even though Kurogiri had just warped in front of the class and Thirteen.

“Kaminari!”

“I’m just saying! It’s not like I think they’re brothers or something, but doesn’t what Shigaraki said kinda remind you guys of Midoriya?”

Izuku’s mind ground to a halt.

Me… and Shigaraki?

“You take that back, Kaminari!” Ashido yelped, jumping up to her feet and turning around to face him. “Midori’s nothing like that guy!”

“Midoriya’s got nice skin and is really muscley,” Hatsume agreed. “Plus he’s got a cute face, freckles, a winning smile, and that messy green hair. The other guy really needs a few gallons of lotion and a gym membership since he’s such a lanky twig.”

And he’s a villain!” Ashido emphasized.

“Yeah, you’re going to need to explain that one, dude,” Sero said with a frown. Kaminari balked at him.

“Sero! Back me up here!”

Laughter from above ended the hubbub. “You 1-A failures really need to stop being so emotional about it,” Monoma sneered. “For once, I can agree with the lightning idiot. He’s seeing what all of you are completely blind to.” He laughed at 1-A’s silence. “We’ve interacted a few times out of class and we had that summer training camp together, so even I know of Midoriya’s penchant to mutter his thoughts and write down in those notebooks of his.” Monoma pointed lazily down at the green-haired powerhouse Successor in the front row. “It’s even apparent in this very episode. Midoriya had analyzed Eraser Head’s fighting style and quirk, knowing exactly what the hero’s optimal battle strategy was for the best synergy between what his quirk could do and what he knew of his teacher at the time, advising against fighting in a crowd since that would put him at a disadvantage. Then Shigaraki stood there watching Eraser Head fight his minions, taking in how he was using his quirk and his combat prowess to put the League on their heels even when he should have been at a disadvantage. Then there’s what your esteemed class rep just told Midoriya, who was also standing there, watching. ‘This is no time to be analyzing,’ right? If you ask for my opinion, they’re very alike, Midoriya and Shigaraki.”

He laughed again and leaned forward, his voice dropping. “I always knew that a villain was hiding in your class, but I’d never have guessed it to be—”

Kendo’s karate chop to the back of his neck silenced him. She was staring at Monoma with her body shaking in fury. “That’s enough outta you, Monoma! Sit back and take a nap!”

Izuku was sure that the entire world had gone deathly silent, because all he could hear was the tumultuously loud drumming of his heartbeat rocking his ears. His ice-cold hand clutched at the soft fabric of the blanket so hard it wouldn’t be surprising to him if his muscles were to snap one of his bones. Ochaco was saying something to him, but he couldn’t hear her. His body could barely acknowledge the warmth of her arms around him, of her face buried into his neck while his breaths entered his lungs in short, pallid bursts that offered nothing more than the barest need of air.

They’d talked about Shigaraki last night, about how, if not for his choices, he could have become a great hero. But in all that talk, Izuku had refused himself to acknowledge the nagging tick he’d buried down beneath a mountain of revulsion; the nagging tick that Monoma had now so clearly spelled out for the entire class to hear.

Monoma was right. Shigaraki was just like him. Both watching, planning, analyzing their opponents and strategizing on how best to defeat them. Both making mistakes and then coming back from them stronger as they mitigated their weaknesses and improved on their strengths. The only thing that differentiated them as people were their views on All Might and the super-human society he had striven to protect.

But if Izuku had never met All Might again after having his dream crushed; if he’d become jaded and spiteful at all the smiling heroes running about in the bright sun while all quirkless, useless, DEKU could see was the cold darkness of a hypocritical world that denied his dreams? Would he have fallen into evil? Would he have become a villain, just like Shigaraki? Was there a villainous side to him, still enraged at the torment he’d endured and suffered through in silence because this society was predisposed to pander to quirkist bullsh*t and sh*t on and discriminate against the quirkless minority like he’d been?

Could Izuku honestly say, after watching the worst day of his life at the beginning of his third year at Aldera, that there wasn’t the smallest bit of evil inside of him that someone like All For One could have nurtured into becoming a dangerous supervillain like Shigaraki?

“...ku… eathe…”

That was true, wasn’t it? He really was evil deep down! Even Monoma could see it! How could All Might have been so blind, choosing someone like him to be his successor when he could so easily turn to villainy? There was only one thing to do; he needed to pass One For All on to another successor, someone more worthy than a quirkless fanboy with delusions of grandeur, and then go hide in a hole for the rest of his life to resist the temptation of burning superhuman society to the ground. Antarctica should be a nice place. Scientists had managed to reverse global warming during the chaos the dawn of quirks had caused. All For One would never find him at the South Pole…

“...zuku…?”

Now all he needed to do was pick someone to pass One For All on to. It had to be someone good; someone who wouldn’t abuse it but also wouldn’t have their limbs explode when they inherited it. Bakugo was a choice, one which was immediately discarded. He was on the road to getting better; the last thing he needed to do was give him All Might’s power before he had proven himself worthy. All Might had just said yesterday that he wasn’t worthy, though he certainly had the potential to become worthy indeed. Ochaco was clearly the best candidate as far as heroic spirit and drive as far as he was concerned, and no, that was not his affection for her tinting his vision pink, thank you very much.

“...Izuku can you hear me?”

But her body likely wasn’t strong enough to handle the backlash of One For All, and he didn’t want to hurt her just by giving her All Might’s quirk, so that ruled her out. Someone heroic, but strong, who wouldn’t abuse its power and would be able to get used to it fairly quickly… Kirishima! He could give Kirishima One For All, and then hop on the next boat to Ant—

“Izuku Deku Midoriya!”

The shout in his ear snapped Izuku out of his inner world and reminded him that there were people around him. Ochaco was looking at him, frazzled and seemingly worried out of her mind, but he didn’t quite recognize that as he took in her disheveled appearance. “Ochaco, I’m evil. I need to give Kirishima One For All before I succumb to the urge to tear down society and become a supervillain and take over the world.”

Ochaco’s frazzled expression got even more anxious as a shot of bewilderment was injected into it. “EH!? Izuku, what are you talking about? I mean, I’m all for you taking over the world. I’ll be beside you the whole way, but wouldn’t that be easier with One For All?”

Izuku blinked owlishly at Ochaco. “H—HUH!? Wha-what do you mean you’re all for me taking over the world!?”

“Because it’d be fun, wouldn’t it?” she replied. “And Izuku, you saying that you’re evil is just completely untrue. I’ve never seen you do anything to suggest you have a single villainous bone in your body. And if we took over the world, it’d be for all the right reasons and to make it a better place for everyone; not because you want to rule over the earth like a demon lord of evil.”

Somewhere along the line, everyone else had stopped talking or even paying attention to what was happening on the screen as Izuku had been in the midst of his panic attack and identity crisis, so all of them had heard everything the two of them had just said. That meant that Principal Nezu had heard every word loud and clear.

The ermine began to laugh.

Midoriya was desperately trying to convince Uraraka to not go with him on this crusade, to convince her that Monoma was correct and he was definitely a villain all along and he hadn’t even realized it himself. Ultimately, the boy was going to need to calm down and look at himself when he wasn’t under mental duress from seeing the League of Villains again, but the idea of Midoriya and Uraraka taking over the world together, of seeing One For All not rise up to be the Symbol of Peace and a pawn of the Hero Public Safety Commission but a true world leader… it delighted him inside and set the wheels of his brain spinning.

His giggles froze Aizawa and Kayama to their bones. “I do believe I have some ideas for lessons with your students, Eraser Head.”

“Agreeing to do this was a bad idea,” Aizawa deadpanned.

“Midoriya, calm down, man!” Kaminari pleaded, on his feet and practically hanging over the railing above where the class couple was sitting. “I know what I said was weird, but I didn’t mean anything by it! I just meant that you and Shigaraki are good at analyzing your opponents in the middle of a fight, I swear! I didn’t mean it like that jerk Monoma said. I don’t think you’re a villain at all!”

“Midoriya, don’t think for an instant that Monoma’s right,” Iida joined in. “You’re not a villain! You, out of everyone in our class, except perhaps Koda, is absolutely the furthest person from being a villain.”

“Thanks, Class Rep,” Koda said, smiling at him.

“Think nothing of it!”

“Like hell you could be a villain and take over the world, Deku,” Bakugo scoffed. “You couldn’t even handle the idea of being Class Rep! There’s no way you’d be able to take over the world.”

“And whose fault was it that he didn’t have the slightest amount of self-confidence, Bakugo?” Yaoyorozu asked, her voice icy. “Midoriya would have made an excellent Classroom Representative if he’d given himself a chance.”

“She’s kinda got you there, pal,” Sero teased with a grin. “But villain Midoriya? The idea gives me chills, and I don’t know if it’s in a good way or bad way.”

Hatsume rolled her eyes at all the commotion going on around her, and got up. Reaching into her uniform, she pulled out a wrench that had avoided the honey jars most of her tools had gotten trapped in, and slammed it against the metal railing in front of the front row. The loud, sharp, ringing CLANG that pierced through the hubbub silenced everyone and woke Monoma back from his forced unconsciousness. “Look, potential villain Midoriya is interesting and everything,” she said, lazily shrugging her shoulders, “but I’m trying to watch what happened to you guys in the USJ and I can’t hear a thing with everyone talking over each other. Do you want me to come up with babies to counter the League or not?”

“Young Hatsume makes a great point,” Yagi said. “It would be best for everyone to settle down and watch.”

Midoriya landed in the water of the Shipwreck Zone after having fallen out of one of Kurogiri’s Warp Gates. ‘Water?’ he realized as he started to swim back to the surface of the artificial lake. ‘He must have a warping quirk.’

“Midori, you saw the lake beneath you when you came out of the gate,” Ashido teased. “How were you surprised?”

Izuku flushed red. “Everything happened so fast Ashi—”

‘What the heck!?’

“First catch of the day,” a villain with a shark-like face wearing diving gear said as he swiftly swam towards Midoriya. “Nothin’ personal kid,” he opened his mouth wide, revealing dozens of small, razor-sharp shark teeth lining his jaws, “but you gotta die!”

“Izuku!” Ochaco shouted, wrapping her arms around him and hugging him tight. Ashido jumped across the armrest, closing her arms around him too, as if that would help protect their class cinnamon roll from the bad shark villain on the screen.

Midoriya shut his eyes, but the moment he did, Asui burst into frame, kicking the shark villain hard in the side of his head, carrying Mineta’s limp body under her arm.

Cheers of “TSU!” and “ASUI!” erupted from the class at her dramatic entrance, and Aizawa, Yagi, and Kayama all breathed sighs of relief.

Monoma felt a bit of sweat on the back of his neck as Asui wrapped her tongue around Midoriya to get him away from the shark villain. “Heh, some bigshot he is if he needed to be rescued right off the bat. I thought all of you were supposed to be impressive or something.”

Kendo gave him a sideways glare. “Monoma, could you have handled a shark villain underwater seconds after you’d been warped above the lake?”

"Of course I would have," Monoma answered breezily with a co*cksure attitude. "When Kurogiri was warping us, I would have copied Tetsutetsu and Tokage's quirks."

Kendo stared at him, her expression at his Vlad King pyjama-clad body sliding into a decidedly tepid look. "Riiiight…"

Asui lifted Midoriya out of the water as she broke the surface near the yacht that floated relatively close to the amazing water slide that exited into the lake.

"I really want to slide down that," Kaminari excitedly spoke up.

"It's not for recreation, Kaminari," Aizawa reminded them.

“There are also floating chunks of ice on it,” Todoroki pointed out. “Unless your idea of fun is slamming into them, I’d advise against it.”

Midoriya grunted slightly as Asui let him down on deck as gently as she could without being able to see it from her angle at the water's surface. Mineta seemed to regain consciousness as she retracted her tongue. "For a frog, you've got some pretty big boobs, Tsu," he stated from his position right next to them. "Perfect floaties." He leaned his head against her, squishing up against said boobs, making Asui ribbit and blush at the contact.

He was dropped onto the deck with decidedly less grace than Asui had shown to Midoriya.

Heads turned towards Mineta, various students either glaring at him in anger or giving the dwarf looks of disappointment. “Dude,” Kirishima sighed.

“Mineta!” Iida reprimanded. “That was a highly inappropriate and disrespectful comment towards Asui—”

“Tsu.”

“—Towards Tsu! Apologize!”

“She slammed me against the deck!” Mineta shot back at him. “I’m not apologizing when I’ve already been punished for it!” he started to scream. “My perversion helped keep me calm until Midoriya stole that comfort away from me!”

“All types handle stress differently, I suppose,” Yagi sighed.

Asui finished climbing up the side of the yacht to reach the deck. “I told you to call me ‘Tsu’,” she reminded him. The camera zoomed in on her, stylizing the shot in a red background and sketching Asui’s profile in green while her name and quirk appeared in kanji on the screen.

Monoma’s eyes bulged out. “What the heck is this!?”

Ashido squealed and reversed course from hugging Izuku to hugging her seatmate. “Tsu! You got your Present Mic intro!”

“Tsuyu Asui! Her quirk: Frog! It’s pretty self-explanatory; she can basically do anything a frog can!”

“Oh yeah,” Kendo said with a bit of a sly grin. “Occasionally the show will do these stylized freeze-frames of us with Present Mic narrating the person’s name and usually some tidbit about their quirk.”

“It’s kind of inaccurate, though,” Asui said. “We call my quirk ‘Frog’, but some of the aspects are more chameleon-like, like my tongue.”

“What do you mean, Tsu?” Ashido asked.

Asui opened her mouth, but from the corner of her eye she saw a bit of life return to Midoriya’s face at the prospect of discussing quirks and she turned to look at him. “Midoriya? Care to explain?”

He nodded eagerly. “Sure thing As—Tsu! Tsu can extend her tongue up to twenty metres, which is beyond impressive, but it’s somewhat of a misconception from our viewpoint that frogs have long tongues. Compared to their body size, they do, since it’s about a third of their body length, but chameleons have a tongue size that’s as long as their bodies or even fifty percent longer. For us, that’d be like having a tongue you could shoot out over two metres, but Tsu can shoot hers out ten times that far! It’s really amazing!”

“See?” she asked rhetorically.

Ashido nodded her head. “Soo… like, where does the tongue go?”

“Ribbit?”

“Do you have, like, twenty metres of coiled tongue just looped around inside your mouth?” Ashido asked. “Because I don’t think so. And if you did, how would you be able to talk or eat with all that in your mouth all the time.”

Asui stared at her, blinking. Her expression was usually always unreadable, but even now there was a bit of evident surprise on her face. “You know, I never thought about that before.”

Midoriya looked anxiously at Asui and Mineta after explaining his thought process behind what Kurogiri had said about All Might having been scheduled to be here at the USJ with their class, with how they must have gotten into school files during the break-in chaos the previous day. “That means they’ve been waiting for the perfect time to attack, just like Todoroki said they were.”

“It really wasn’t that hard to figure out,” Todoroki agreed.

“C’est vrai,” Aoyama said, nodding his head. “In hindsight, seeing everything again, it’s painfully obvious.”

“It’s not like these guys can really kill All Might,” Mineta argued. “Once he shows up he’ll pound these villains until there’s nothing left!”

“Think about it, though,” Asui spoke up, making Mineta stop punching the air in a pantomime of All Might while Midoriya shifted his gaze to her. “If the villains spent so much time planning this attack, then they probably figured out a way to kill him.”

Monoma laughed. “As if! Like any of those pathetic villains could have possibly hoped to kill—”

“Not true,” Yagi interrupted him. “There was absolutely a distinct possibility that their plan could have succeeded, Young Monoma. My life was truly in danger that day.”

“...hear what that smoke guy said?” Asui continued. “Maybe we should worry more about not getting tortured to death.” The camera slowly zoomed in on Mineta, staring at Asui in shock. “Otherwise, we might not survive long enough to see All Might again. And even if he does show up, who knows if he’ll make it out in one piece.”

Mineta began to panic as he looked to Midoriya, who despite seeming anxious, still appeared somewhat level-headed. “No, the pros are gonna save us, right? Tell Frog-Boobs to shut up!”

“Mineta!” Hagakure growled, but her next words died in her invisible throat as the shark-like villain and another one with a bald head and pointed red bands running from above his eyes to the back of his head surfaced and began closing in on the ship.

“You bastards!” the half-shark villain angrily called out to them as more villains closed in. “I’ll enjoy eating you!”

Mineta screamed as the boat was surrounded. “Bad guys!”

Mineta brought his feet up and hunched over in his seat next to Shoji. “It’s all in the past,” he muttered to himself, trying to get his body to stop shaking. “It’s all in the past. The shark guy’s not here anymore. You and the chick-magnet beat him.”

‘Asui might be right,’ Midoriya thought as the villains established a marine perimeter around the yacht. ‘If they’re here for All Might, they may have a way to defeat him. They wouldn’t have planned this attack if they didn’t.’ The background went grey as Midoriya distracted himself from the current environment as he thought his way through it. ‘But why him out of all the heroes? Because his very existence discourages villains and evil?’ He thought of a stylized, impressive picture of All Might posing in front of a bright light. ‘Because he’s the one and only Symbol of Peace and Justice?’

The music was getting more dramatically intense as Midoriya withdrew his hand from his mouth, a hard look of morbid trepidation on his face as he continued to think. ‘Actually… it doesn’t matter.”

His mind flew back to that day ten months ago at dusk, with All Might in his deflated true form standing in front of him as the wind blew about his oversized t-shirt and side bangs. “Young man. You, too, can become a hero.”

During training. “Come on, fanboy! Show me that fightin’ spirit!”

Midoriya extended his white-gloved hand in front of him. ‘I don’t care what their reasons are.’

“What’s this about?” Monoma asked curiously, frowning and leaning forward. “Did Midoriya know All Might before UA?”

“Oh, you have no idea,” Kendo laughed.

Yagi felt tears come to his eyes. Young Midoriya…

Midoriya… Aizawa thought with a sigh.

You’re not fooling me, Midoriya, Todoroki thought, glancing down at the green-haired youth, who seemed to be over the majority of his previous panic as he listened to his own thoughts with an emboldened expression on his face. All Might is your dad. I’m going to prove it.

“Welcome, Young Midoriya.”

“Congrats on getting in.”

He clenched his hand. ‘I have to focus.’

“Fear not, citizens. Hope has arrived. Because I am here.”

‘I have to face this evil!’

Midoriya clenched his teeth and swung his fist down. ‘Head on!’

“Aw, dude, that’s so manly Midoriya!” Kirishima cheered.

“If they can beat him,” Midoriya told Asui and Mineta, “then we have to stop whatever it is these bad guys are planning. “We have to work together and keep All Might safe. No one at UA knows what’s happening. This is up to us. Let’s be heroes.”

“Ha,” Tetsutetsu chuckled, glancing at Bakugo. “Midoriya knows how to pump people up. And you say he can’t be a leader.”

“Shut it, Metal Head.”

“Yeah, Midoriya has some mad charisma,” Sero agreed, watching as Todoroki’s ice covered the ground of the Landslide Zone.

Villains froze in his ice. “Aren’t you embarrassed to lose to a child?” he taunted them. There was disappointment and malice in his eyes. “For God’s sake, you’re adults. Put up a real fight.”

Bakugo yelled as he thrust his right hand forward, exploding his sweat and sending a villain reeling as he and Kirishima stood back-to-back in the Ruins Zone, surrounded by a pack of villains of their own in the close confines of a ruined building.

Yaoyorozu’s skin shone as she withdrew a metal staff from her arm and she created a machete for Jiro to wield while Kaminari stood with them in the Mountain Zone, all three of them getting ready for a fight.

Ojiro was in the Fire Zone, a mob of villains in front of the lone martial artist.

Koda and Tokoyami stood together in the Squall Zone.

The rest of the students and Thirteen were on the elevated exit, still with Kurogiri, with the boys ready to throw down while Uraraka and Ashido looked over their shoulders nervously at their classmates and the pro.

And Aizawa was still in the plaza, beating down Shigaraki’s thugs while the leader and Nomu watched pensively. Shigaraki scratched at his neck with two fingers, and slowly began to step forward towards Eraser Head.

Back on the Yacht, with villains surrounding them, Midoriya was forcing himself through his fear to face the evil before them, Asui was calmly smiling as she did, and Mineta was openly terrified of the situation they were in.

The episode transition hit, and the students suddenly felt able to breathe again. “Hey, you were already doing simultaneous creation back in our first week, Yaoyorozu,” Izuku exclaimed excitedly, looking over at her. “That’s amazing.”

Yaoyorozu blinked as she looked at Izuku and felt a slight blush of embarrassment come to her cheeks. “I suppose I was, wasn’t I?” She turned her eyes up to the screen. “I suppose the stress of the situation made me perform better than I thought I was able to at the time and I just forgot about it. If I’d remembered I could already do it, I might not have tried so hard in preparation for the Licensing Exam because I would have already mastered it by then.”

“You were really going to let that Frog-Boobs comment slide, Tsu?” Jiro asked as the episode returned to UA, with All Might’s attempts to get in contact with Aizawa and Thirteen (which they seemed to collectively decide to just talk over), glancing down at the dwarf who was honestly earning a bit of sympathy from her for having to relive such a terrifying day, especially seeing how he’d carried himself in the moment.

“We were kind of in the middle of a more pressing situation, Jiro,” Asui replied. “Besides, this is nothing compared to what came later.” At the reminder of later, Mineta placed his hands on his head and started to shake it.

“I’m not watching that part again,” he insisted. “I don’t care that All Might saved us. I’m not watching that part again.”

All Might’s theme kicked up as he buffed up and stood. “Time to join my students—” His speech cut off as blood spurted from his mouth.

The door slid open, revealing a familiar pair of orange shoes. “Hold your horses.”

All Might grunted, and the screen quickly panned up from shoes and tail to the top of the head and ears of the rodent principal they all loved and feared. “Hello, Nezu, sir!”

“That’s me!” Nezu replied. “The one who could be a mouse, or a dog, or a bear, though the only important thing is… I’m the principal!”

“You know, I never do tire of introducing myself that way,” Nezu stated with a small giggle.

“Hey, what is the principal anyway?” Kaminari whispered

“I know,” Izuku answered.

“Really?” Ochaco gasped. “What is he?”

Numerous pairs of eyes were upon the green-haired boy as he glanced around. Yaoyorozu’s held a sparkle in them as if she, too, knew what their principal was and she was delighted to hear that she wasn’t the only one. Izuku glanced around at them all before meeting and holding her gaze for a second and then grinning. Izuku turned back to Kaminari and simple answered, “He’s the principal.”

Yaoyorozu stifled her giggles with her hand while Nezu laughed uproariously at the little prank. “I like him very much, Aizawa,” Nezu declared. “I will most definitely be taking up some of Mr. Midoriya’s time while we’re on this island.”

Great, Yagi thought. He’s going to turn Young Midoriya into another Nezu, and a Nezu with One For All at that. Young Midoriya just might end up taking over the world after all.

“Come on, man,” Kaminari whined. “Can’t you at least give us a hint?”

“Well, Principal Nezu might not like me describing him based on animal classification,” Izuku replied, “but, in a broad enough sense, since humans are primates, Principal Nezu is a mustelid, not a rodent.”

“Aha!” Ashido exclaimed. “So since the principal introduced himself as a mouse, dog, or bear, but only one of those is a rodent, that means he’s a mouse like Mickey!”

“Not a mouse, Ashido,” Iida corrected her. “Mice do not have furred tails.”

“So is he like a chimera, then?” Koda asked.

Izuku shook his head. “Recovery Girl said that he was born with his quirk and humans experimented on him because of it. If he was a chimera, Principal Nezu would have to have been created in a lab, and I don’t think that’s true.”

“So he’s gotta be some kind of a rodent, but not a mouse, huh?” Sato asked. “Hey, uh, how many rodents are there?”

“Lots,” Sero replied. “I once had a pet gerbil as a kid. That’s a rodent.”

Ochaco looked away from her classmates and towards Izuku. She quietly whispered. “Hey, didn’t you say that the principal isn’t a rodent, right? You said he is something else. Aren’t you going to correct them?”

“Maybe later,” he whispered back. “If you want to know, I think Yaoyorozu also knows.”

“Do I need to whack my wrench again?” Hatsume asked as the episode returned to the USJ.

Shoji’s Dupli-Arms had grown additional eyeballs and ears as he used them to scout out the rest of the USJ. Iida’s attention was still on the villain in front of them as he asked his classmate, “Shoji. Got them? Anything? Where is everyone?”

“They’ve been scattered across the facility,” Shoji replied, his main body and head facing forward towards Kurogiri as his tentacles searched. “But our classmates are still here.” The other students left up there with them breathed sighs of relief as some of the tension they were feeling left them.

“You have no idea how relieved that made me,” Ochaco mumbled to Izuku as she snuggled into him. “I was so worried about you and everyone else after what Kurogiri said about scattering everyone to torture us to death.”

“I’m just glad that you and the rest of the class came out of it okay,” Izuku replied. “If you’d been hurt, I’d have beaten myself up about it for forever.”

Ochaco beamed at him and gave Izuku a quick kiss on the cheek. His cheeks turned tomato red, making her giggle. “I only wish the rest of us could have heard that speech you give to Tsu and Mineta.”

Thirteen turned back slightly. “Class Rep.”

“Yes?”

“I have a job for you,” Thirteen stated. “Run to the school and tell the faculty what’s going on here. The alarms aren’t sounding and our phones and radios are useless right now. One of these villains must be to blame. Even though Eraser Head is canceling quirks left and right,” flashes of Eraser Head’s smackdown of the villains appeared over Thirteen’s voiceover, “we’re still completely sealed off from the outside world. Likely, whoever’s causing this interference hid as soon as they were warped into the USJ.” Kurogiri was reforming in front of them after having finished warping the majority of the students away. “They could be anywhere. Impossible to hunt down. It’ll be faster for you to run and get help than for us to find whoever’s jamming everything.”

“So you ran away, did you?” Monoma sneered. “Ran away from the scary villains with your tail between your legs?” Iida clenched his fists together and pressed them against his thighs as he sat, shaking in his seat.

“I don’t remember you being so tough when they attacked the training camp, Monoma,” Kirishima retorted.

“Monoma,” Todoroki cooly inquired. “Have you ever faced a villain before?”

“I shouldn’t have to,” Monoma replied confidently. “As a student, we shouldn’t be put into danger’s path like you all in Class 1-A so recklessly seem to believe. Thinking that first-year students just in their first week can defeat villains who have a plan to kill All Might? Just how villainously arrogant are you, Midor—”

Kendo slapped her hand above his mouth and growled through her teeth. “God, you just cannot shut up can you? They’re going to lynch you the moment they get their quirks back at the end of this episode if you keep this up, and I would let them.” Monoma realized a moment too late that he was on the receiving end of the disgusted glares of absolutely everyone else in the room, and he felt his bravado wilt. Even though 1-B had very recently bested 1-A in the number of students who had passed the Provisional License Exam, there was still something else he had to consider.

Only Shiozaki and Tetsutetsu had advanced to the tournament round of the Sports Festival, the same as the total number of General Studies and Support Course students combined. All the rest had been Class 1-A. On top of that, there were only two of his classmates with him at the moment, but all twenty of 1-A’s members were present.

And it looked like all of them, including that rabid dog Bakugo, were about an inch away from murdering him for insulting Midoriya again.

“Remember students,” Nezu calmly steered their gazes away, “murder is not heroic. You must always do your best to avoid killing villains. Sometimes... however, that is simply unavoidable.”

“Even if this is your only option,” Kurogiri chided them as Iida took a running stance, “are you really foolish enough to strategize in front of your enemy?” He surged his Warp Gate mist out towards them.

Thirteen was ready for him. “It won’t matter if you know what we’re planning or not when I’m done with you!” she shouted back, raising a hand and popping off the cap of the glove of her right index finger. Her quirk activating, air visibly began to flow into the singularity at the tip of her finger, catching the mists of the Warp Gate and sucking them in. “Black Hole!”

“That’s amazing!” Izuku cheered. “Good going, Thirteen!” His notebook was in his hands. “Using her quirk to absorb Kurogiri’s Warp Gate. That would keep him pinned down and unable to form a proper gate to warp things with, which would help Iida escape off to the side. Nice move.”

Mineta screamed, the show returning to the ship. “What do you mean ‘fight’? Are you crazy!?”

“Deku’s been crazy for years,” Bakugo scoffed. “Like coming up with some insane plan is anything new.”

The Fresh-Picked Hero was in tears as he argued against Midoriya’s idea. “These guys might be able to kill All Might and you think we can take them!?”

Monoma was about to say something, but Kendo gave him a look and brought up her hand, ready to deliver a karate chop, and he wisely kept quiet.

“Did you hit your head when we got warped here!?” Fountains of tears came from each of Mineta’s eyes as he flailed in the back behind Midoriya and Asui, both of whom were looking down at the villains in the water with contemplative looks. “The best plan is for us to just wait for a real pro from UA to come and save us!”

“He really was terrified, wasn’t he?” Kayama asked quietly.

“He had every right to be,” Aizawa replied.

“Those villains down there clearly have an advantage in the water, and assume that’s where we’ll fight,” Midoriya audibly processed.

“Are you even listening!?”

“If that’s the case,” Asui added on, “they must have known what was inside the USJ before they warped in.”

“Yeah,” Midoriya agreed. He still eyed them cautiously as Asui looked up in thought with a finger tapping at her chin. “But for a group with such careful planning, there’s one thing that really sticks out to me, something that just doesn’t add up.” He looked at her directly. “They sent you here, Asui—” He froze as she turned to look at him, softly ribbiting.

Despite the tense situation, some chuckles and giggles surfaced as the on-screen Midoriya blushed at suddenly remembering that Asui had told him to call her ‘Tsu,’ but he’d referred to her by her family name once again.

Adorable, Asui thought.

“That kinda fell apart on you, didn’t it?” she asked as she turned towards Midoriya, who slumped in defeat.

“A little bit,” he sighed.

“But why does it matter that she’s here!?” Mineta screamed.

Shoji looked down at Mineta, who was not liking watching his past self scream and rant in pants-wetting terror, and put his hand on his shoulder. “Hey, it’s okay.”

“...the villains probably have no idea what our quirks are!” Midoriya explained.

Some looks of realization dawned not just on the on-screen Asui’s face, but on a number of the students in the theatre as well. “Ah… that’s what’s been bugging me!” Hatsume belted out. “No wonder those villains were being idiots, sending a frog to a lake. They didn’t know what her quirk was!”

“So that’s why they were being so cautious at first,” Kirishima said. “They didn’t know what we could do.”

“...separated us because they didn’t know what we could do and planned to overpower us once we were in smaller groups,” Midoriya rationalized. Mineta was not liking his explanation of the villains’ plan at all. “Easier to pick us off one by one.”

“Absolutely despicable,” Kayama growled, clenching her fingers against her arms. “These are children. Have these ruffians no shame at all?”

Midoriya didn’t entirely see that as a handicap, however. “They don’t know what our quirks are. So for all they know, the three of us could be super powerful. Look, none of them are trying to climb into the boat. That proves they’re a little unsure. But that means they’re not going to underestimate us, either. They’re being smart and playing it safe. For now.”

“Man, I am so glad you’re on our side, Midoriya,” Kaminari sighed, giving him a thumbs-up. “You were already that good at this stuff. I wish you could have been in the Mountain Zone with us.”

“If he had, Mineta and I might not have made it out of there, Ribbit,” Asui calmly countered. “We still don’t know all the quirks of the villains that were there, and I doubt I could have gotten away from them in the water while carrying Mineta.”

“I’ll go first if you want,” Asui said as she prepared to discuss their quirks.

Yes, Monoma thought. Give up your secrets, 1-A! I’ll use them all against you!

“Obviously, I can jump high,” Asui said as a slideshow of her abilities flashed by, “and cling to pretty much any wall. And of course there’s my tongue. I can stick it out about twenty metres. Oh yeah, and I can spit out my stomach so I can clean it,” she added with a purple background to emphasise the squickiness of that facet of her quirk. “That’s not really useful. Finally, I also secrete a toxic mucus. It just stings a bit.”

Mineta gasped, cheeks blushing pink. ‘Secrete mucus?’

“Really, Mineta?” Asui asked. “Your mind went there?”

“Shut up!”

“We can probably only use my jumping and my tongue here,” Asui calmly surmised as Mineta still mumbled about the mucus. “Forget the last things.”

“I figured you were powerful, but that’s crazy,” Midoriya said in momentary awe. “I’m strong, but it comes at a price.” The show flashed back to him punching out the zero-pointer. “Once I use my power I’m pretty much out of commission. It’s a double-edged sword until I can control it.”

Monoma couldn’t stay silent. “He took out one of those giant robots in a single punch!? Just how unfairly powerful is Midoriya!?”

Nobody paid him any attention.

Mineta popped off one of the balls that grew in place of hair. “I’ve got these sticky balls,” he explained. He stuck it to the wall next to him on the yacht. “Their strength varies. Depending on how I’m feeling, they might stick to something a whole day. They grow back as fast as I pull ‘em off, but I’ll bleed if I use too many. Oh, and they don’t stick to me. I just bounce right off ‘em.”

There was a beat of silence as Midoriya and Asui just stared at Mineta and the ball he’d placed on the wall, thinking.

“Ouch, awkward,” Ayoyama trilled.

“Don’t look at me like that! This is why I said we should wait for the real heroes! My quirk is totally unfit for battle and we’re gonna die!” Mineta wailed as fountains of tears again came from his eyes.

“No! You have an incredible power,” Midoriya insisted.

“No he doesn’t,” Bakugo scoffed. “That dumbass’ quirk’s situational at best.”

“It was because of Mineta that we made it out of the Shipwreck Zone,” Izuku stated, which perked the interest of the rest of the students and got Mineta to peek out from behind his hands, even as the soundtrack kicked in again as the bald villain destroyed the boat and it started to sink. “He’s got an amazing quirk, Bakugo. Everyone in our class does. Just because they aren’t capable of destroying buildings doesn’t mean they’re not awesome in their own ways.”

“Midoriya…” Mineta whispered, looking down from his seat at the green-haired Chosen One… all wrapped up in a blanket with four girls surrounding him. Not just any four girls, but the top four in his ranked list of the “hottest girls in 1-A”.

Dammit, I knew popular heroes get harems!

“Now the ship’s sinking,” Asui stated the obvious with her calm expression. Mineta wailed and came up to the railing, popping off his sticky balls and throwing them overboard at the villains.

“Mineta! Don’t freak out!” Midoriya tried to calm him down. It really wasn’t all that successful, given how Midoriya was panicking at Mineta panicking. “You’ve gotta calm down!” he hysterically told him as he came up to the railing. “They’ll guess your quirk!” His expression became confused and thoughtful at what he saw.

“Riiight…” Ojiro said as the shark villain tried to shoo away the ball floating on the surface. “They don’t know our quirks. For all they know, Mineta’s balls could be explosive.”

“Yeah, they could use that as a bluff to get away,” Sato agreed.

“They don’t have a lot of time, though,” Kendo surmised. “And a bluff would only work once. The villains might suspect they’re bluffing because there’s only the three of them and Midoriya, Asui, and Mineta obviously want to live. Since villains customarily lie, cheat, and steal, they might even be able to see through a bluff.”

“Astute observation, Miss Kendo,” Nezu said. “So let us see how Midoriya’s group managed to get through this ordeal.”

“We’re fish food!” Mineta screamed as he backed into the wall of the ship.

“So, Mineta,” Asui asked calmly by the railing, “are you really sure the hero thing is right for you?”

“Shut up! It’s weirder not to be scared right now! We just got outta junior high a little while ago! I didn’t think I’d be facing death a few days after starting UA! I can’t believe I’m gonna die without ever getting to touch Yaoyorozu’s boobs!”

A vein throbbed in Yaoyorozu’s forehead as she reached for her notebook, but paused as Midoriya took control of the situation.

“An enemy that’s certain of their victory is bound to make a mistake. All Might said something along those lines in a TV interview a while back.”

“Yes!” Yagi pumped his fist and glanced at Aizawa. “See, Aizawa, giving media interviews can be helpful and inspiring.”

“Yeah, helpful at inspiring my students to leap into danger,” he drawled.

Mineta gasped as he noticed the flinching beneath Midoriya’s gloves, despite the somewhat steadiness of his voice. “Now’s our chance,” the Inheritor declared, because they all needed to hear it. “We can beat them!”

“Yeah, you get ‘em, Midoriya,” Sato said.

“Blow those sh*tty villains away!” Bakugo growled. “They’re not worth even your time, Deku!”

“Hey man, that almost sounded like a compliment,” Kirishima pointed out.

“You idiot! If small fry like this could take out Deku then All Might’s even worse at picking people to give his power to than he already is, and I’m not insulting the best there was!”

Midoriya planted his foot on the railing after the villains finished chuckling amongst themselves about their soon-to-be easy win, and yelled up at the ceiling to psyche himself up. ‘Come on,’ he told himself as Mineta feebly lost his mind, ‘act like Kacchan would!’

Hagakure stood up in her seat and leaned forward, presumably grabbing the front railing with her invisible hands. “Oh! Jiro! It’s Midoriya’s ‘I’m going to be a badass hero’ theme music again!”

“This is gonna be good!” Kaminari cheered, pumping his fist.

“Yeah! Kick their asses, Midoriya!” Jiro joined in.

“Do it, Izuku! Win this!” cheered Ochaco, with Izuku smiling helplessly at her side.

Bakugo’s eyes widened. Oh yeah, he did say that his image of victory was me, didn’t he?

“Now die!” Midoriya shouted as he leapt off the sinking yacht.

“Midori told people to die!” Ashido gasped.

“You need to wash that potty mouth of yours, Midoriya,” Yaoyorozu reprimanded him.

‘Even if I use a smash, I can’t get them all at once when they’re in a circle like that,’ Midoriya thought as a diagram of the boat with the villains surrounding it in a circle appeared. ‘Besides, there are still other enemies outside of the shipwreck zone, so I can’t sacrifice my arm just yet.’

“He was thinking ahead to other battles even at this time?” Kayama asked.

“Now do you see why I call him my Problem Child during staff meetings?” Aizawa asked, hiding his smiling face in his scarf.

‘Remember the image of the egg not exploding!’

“Remember, we’re going to switch that to sluice gates and turbines, right?” Hatsume asked.

Izuku yelped at the sudden question before swiftly nodded. “R-right! Hydroelectric power generation, got it!”

“Ready Mineta?” Asui asked, holding the dwarf boy under her right arm as she prepared to jump at Midoriya’s word.

‘Even though he’s as scared as I am...’ thought Mineta.

“Debatable,” Tokoyami uttered.

‘...even though he’s shaking… he’s still going through with this.’

The students, for once, were silent upon hearing Mineta’s internal thoughts. Some of them thought back to their own experiences at the USJ. Few of them had really been able to have the luxury of having one person place practically all of the risk upon themselves, but they also hadn’t had the ability to calmly and rationally strategize while the villains waited for their victory to come to them with their inherent terrain advantage. Their bouts had been fast, frantic, and hectic; there hadn’t been time for the fear to set in.

If they’d been in Mineta’s position, forced to face aquatic villains in their own element and having to stand upon a sinking boat knowing that their doom was approaching and their only hope rested on their classmate risking his life while they’d get away, would they have been able to contain their fear?

“Take this!” Midoriya shouted, an insane look on his face as he braced himself for the pain to come. “Delaware Smash!”

He flicked the middle finger of his left hand, breaking it as the power of One For All blew a strong force of wind down into the artificial lake while also bouncing Midoriya back up and into the air. The villains all yelled in shock, surprise, and some pain as they were buffeted about by the waves his attack had created. Gritting his teeth and grunting through the pain, Midoriya called out, “Tsu! Mineta! Now!”

The drumline kicked in as Asui ribbited and jumped, sticking out her tongue to grab Midoriya and bring him along for the ride.

“Damn!” Tetsutetsu whistled, seeing the broken thumb and middle finger flop around. “Nice work, Midoriya.”

“Jesus, you’re just too hardcore,” Kaminari shivered. “How the heck did you handle the pain of always breaking your bones like that?”

“Huh? Oh, I was already used to pain,” Izuku answered sheepishly. “So I think I just have a really high pain tolerance.”

Bakugo looked away as some gazes turned towards him. Yeah, I know I’m the reason why the nerd’s no stranger to pain. Get over it, already.

‘What the heck, Midoriya?’ Mineta berated himself as his arms shook. ‘How do you do it? You’re acting so cool, and I’m not helping at all.’ He reached up with one of his gloved hands and grasped at one of the balls on his head.

“Ah, so that’s what Midoriya meant,” Todoroki said while Mineta also yelled wordlessly at the villains.

“Take this, you villains!” Mineta screamed as he furiously popped off and threw his balls. “You can eat my sticky balls!” The balls hit the water’s surface and stuck, following the flow of water just like the villains were towards the place where Midoriya had smashed it.

“Yes, I see,” Yaoyorozu agreed as Mineta’s balls started to stick to the villains as well, who then got their own hands stuck to them trying to pull them off. “Quite the clever gambit, Midoriya. Like you said, it really wouldn’t have worked without Mineta.”

“If a strong force is applied to water’s surface, the water will be pushed away,” Midoriya’s face was practically feral in his pain as he screamed at the villains, “and then come rushing right back to the middle!”

The villains were all stuck together in a clumped ball, shouting at each other before they and the yacht that was cut in half was launched skyward in a geyser from the force of the water rushing back. “We rounded ‘em all up,” Asui observed. “Not too shabby. You guys are amazing,” she said as the show revealed Midoriya wincing from his broken finger and thumb, and Mineta bleeding from his scalp, “both of you.” A painting of the scene filled the screen of the theatre as Asui finished. “I guess we passed the shipwreck zone.”

Midoriya’s theme music ended and the outro began, to the cheers and whoops of their classmates. “Just like Todoriki, they beat all those villains in an instant!” Hagakure squealed. “That was amazing.”

“And even though you were so scared, you still joined in and helped,” Koda added. “You should be proud of yourself, Mineta.”

“Yeah, I helped there,” Mineta said, “but I was useless afterwards! I kinda don’t wanna come back after lunch. Miss Kamimoto, can I just skip it, please?”

“Everyone has to watch it, Mineta, no exceptions,” Kamimoto answered. “It’s cruel and unfair, but you agreed to watching this show to help you become better heroes in the future. If you haven’t talked about what happened at the USJ before today, now’s a good time to do it.”

“She’s right,” Nezu said. “You’re a rare group of first-years who have fought villains outside of the parameters of an internship or a work study with pro heroes in the field. As terrible as these experiences were, they were still events that have helped to mould and shape you into the upstanding heroes you are and can be. Not using this as an opportunity to learn and grow would be an unwise thing to do, regardless of the pain it might save you.”

“That was amazing, Izuku,” Ochaco whispered. “Even though you had to break your fingers to do it, the three of you managed to get out of there in one piece.”

“Yeah,” Izuku sighed. “We did, but…”

“Everyone,” Narrator Uraraka spoke up as All Might’s theme started for the next episode preview, “let’s hold our own until Iida gets back with help! We’ll be okay!”

“Next time: ‘Game Over’!” Narrator Midoriya exclaimed.

“We’re gonna see some unexpected developments from Yaoyorozu’s body,” Narrator Uraraka teased.

“What?” Yaoyorozu yelped. “What do you mean by that, Uraraka!?”

Narrator Midoriya gulped in embarrassment at Narrator Uraraka’s words and his voice was shaky as he said, “Go beyond!”

“PLUS ULTRA!”

Kamimoto had a slight grin on her face and she watched the students closely as she brought the lights back up, unlocked the doors, and disengaged the quirk inhibitor. The moment the blue light had receded after flaring, Neito Monoma was wrapped up in Kendo’s Big Fist hand and being thrown towards the door. “Quick! Run away before they kill you!” Kendo shouted, with Tape, Dark Shadow, Earphone Jacks, and a storm of very angry Class 1-A students chasing after the pyjama-clad blond.

“Oh we’re not gonna kill him,” Uraraka said with a twisted grin, “that wouldn’t be heroic at all.”

“We’re just gonna tar and feather him,” Bakugo clarified beneath his pink hair. “That’ll teach that blond sh*t for looking down on our class!”

Aizawa’s eyes flashed red as he engaged his quirk, canceling out all of theirs. “That’s enough!” he said, stopping his class in their murderous tracks. His capture scarf was floating around his head as he commanded them. “Kamimoto still needs to give him his key card for his room so he can settle in before he joins us for lunch in the buffet hall. I want you all to be on your best behaviour around Monoma while we’re watching these episodes.”

“But sir!”

“Midnight’s going to be giving you all a special class after the two episodes we’ll be watching after lunch,” Aizawa continued past Kirishima’s outburst. “After that, I’ll leave the afternoon open to you. I don’t want to see any of you doing something immoral, got it? I don’t want to see anyone acting up.”

Kendo felt an ice cube go down her neck at the emphasis as what seemed like all of her sister class replied with a synchronized, “Yes, sir!”

Chapter 17: Lunchtime Review

Notes:

Happy Valentine's Day everyone. There's a bit of fluff in this chapter just for all of you!

Chapter Text

“So this is your room,” said the red-haired woman in the bikini and hot jean pants, leading Neito inside of what was clearly a hotel room, but the fanciest one he’d ever gotten the opportunity to enter. Two king-sized beds that looked far comfier than the bed in his dorm room, a large luxurious bathtub right there in the room recessed into what looked like a marble plinth with Doric pillars around it, quite the nice flatscreen TV on a stand above a long chest of drawers across from the beds, as well as assorted other furniture. “Your clothes from the dorms are already there in the wardrobe,” the woman, Kamimoto, he remembered, continued. “I’d suggest changing into them, unless you want to stay in Vlad King pjs all day. As you saw, most of your peers put on their uniforms, but there’s no established dress code. You can wear what you like. The weather’s going to be nice and warm today, so if you’re planning on hitting up the waterpark or the pool or the beach, or really, just anywhere outside, you might want to dress light. Or not. Not my fault if you get heat stroke.”

“Uh, thanks,” Monoma said, just taking it all in. “So, for clarification, I absolutely have to be present in the theatre to watch the epic adventures of Class 1-A?”

Kamimoto nodded her head. “That’s correct. And if you aren’t there, you are not going to like what happens.”

He furrowed his brow at the implied threat. “You know, I don’t very much like being forced to watch the ego-boosting antics of our sister class. The only thing that makes them so special is because they keep getting into trouble. It’s giving all the rest of us at UA a bad name because they can’t keep their noses clean. If not for 1-A, we wouldn’t have been moved into dorms in the first place.”

“Maybe so,” Kamimoto said with a shrug. “But being on campus in dorms has given you more time and opportunity for training, and as you so enthusiastically pointed out, that helped lead all twenty of your class 1-B to passing the Provisional License Exam while only eighteen in 1-A passed. You have all the advantages to watching this show, Neito Monoma. You’ll see what they experienced, what they thought, what they felt, how they dealt with the obstacles that were placed in their path, and whether they overcame them or failed. They’ll be seeing their own history and reflecting on their own actions, but 1-B’s information will remain unknown to them except to the extent of your interactions together. If you want to pull one over on them in the culture festival and joint training, you should take this opportunity to learn all you can.”

She turned to move out of the room to give him some privacy to change clothes, should he wish. “Oh, and by the way,” she added as an aside when she reached his door. “Eraser Head has tacitly given his class permission to murder you so long as he doesn’t see it happen, so maybe follow your class rep’s lead and play nice? I don’t want to have to clean up more blood and dispose of a body. ‘Kay, thanks, buh-bye!”

Monoma looked at her in shock for a moment as she exited. "Wait, clean up more blood? What happened before?"

"Hey, check it out!" Kaminari exclaimed as they started entering the buffet hall. "We have servers today! And they're totally cute too."

"Hiya!" Someone was waving at them from behind the steam counters lining the hot foods of the buffet. "We've got fajitas on the menu today, nya! So we'll be makin' 'em custom for yah, nya!"

"Oh, Izuku, look," Ochaco said, tugging on his sleeve. "She looks like the girl who brought us our supper last night."

"You two were served dinner by a catgirl last night and you didn't tell us?" Mineta cried out. He pointed at the woman who was smiling and waving at them, pointy cat ears sticking up from her head and whiskers around her nose as a furred tail waved around behind her. "And she's a calico!"

"She seems nice," Ojiro said. "I've heard that people with cat-like quirks are really friendly."

"I'll have two pork fajitas, please," Aizawa said, already in front of her. "Extra cumin, and light on the sour cream."

"Sure thing! Two of my special cumin fajitas comin' up, nya!"

"Mr. Aizawa's already being served by her!?" Mineta, Kaminari, and Sero all shouted.

Jiro scoffed. "Chill out already. She's just an employee."

"Maybe so," Iida replied, "but they are the first staff members of this resort that we have seen besides Miss Kamimoto. It's natural to be surprised."

Iida was not incorrect. Besides the one currently assisting Aizawa, there were three other women who appeared to have similar quirks, or were just catgirls, humanoid women with cat-like qualities like furry ears, and fluffy tails.

"I'd kinda like to see what the Wild Wild puss*cats would do if they came here," Izuku said, smiling as he and the rest of the students followed their teacher's lead in grabbing lunch. "This is sort of right up their alley."

“Should I get the fajitas?” Ochaco wondered aloud to herself, holding a tray and looking up and down the line of steamers. “There’s so much food to choose from, but I don’t want any of it to go to waste.”

“What are you thinking about, Ochaco?” Izuku asked while some of their classmates passed them by. Iida, Asui, Yaoyorozu, Jiro, and Todoroki seemed to decide to hover around them as Ochaco’s expression fluttered anxiously while she looked over the various hot dishes and pastas that were on display.

She looked down and away. “It’s nothing. You’re gonna think it’s silly.”

“Think what’s silly?” Asui asked.

Ochaco glanced around at all of them, fingers tapping on her tray. “Well… it’s just that, we’re able to ask for whatever we want, right? And it’ll be provided? That’s what Kamimoto said yesterday. Today, considering the things that we’re watching, and still have to watch… I was just thinking that I wanted to have mochi for lunch since it’s my favourite food and all. It’d be a nice comfort food, y’know.”

“That’s right, we have yet to see what happened to Thirteen again,” Iida remarked. “She’s your favourite hero, right, Uraraka?”

She nodded her head. “If I can learn more from what happened, then it’ll be worth it,” Ochaco said, “but… I’m still not going to be comfortable with seeing that happen to her again.”

"I wasn't there for that," Yaoyorozu said sympathetically, "but I saw the state of her back and suit when she was being taken care of by the paramedics. Kurogiri used his quirk to redirect her Black Hole with one of his Warp Gates, didn't he?"

Ochaco looked at her in surprise and Yaoyorozu closed her eyes, dipping her head downwards. “I thought as much. It was the only logical explanation for how she had gotten so injured while the rest of you were okay and no other villains were nearby.”

“Hey.” The group turned to see Aizawa standing nearby, his tray loaded with his nekomimi-made fajitas, an ice cream cup, and a couple of glasses of juice and water. “Hurry up and get your lunch. I would like to discuss the episodes we watched this morning as a class before we have to return, and the longer you guys take the more time you’re wasting that could be spent on review.”

Iida blanched. “Of course, Mr. Aizawa! We’ll get our lunch right away!”

“Good,” Aizawa replied, not sparing them another look as he headed off to the table he and the other teachers had taken to eating at.

“Come on everyone,” Iida urged. “Let us quickly decide on our lunches and sit down. And don’t forget to take at least two glasses of water with you! It’s very important in this heat to stay hydrated.”

“He’s got that right,” Asui agreed as she made her way to the counter. “My skin’s starting to dry up, ribbit. Summer heat’s never pleasant.”

Jiro raised an eyebrow. “Your skin?”

“Yeah,” Asui nodded. “The joys of having an amphibian quirk, I guess. My body naturally secretes a small amount of mucus to keep my skin lubricated. It really helps out when I’m in the water, reducing drag and everything, and it’s a good moisturizer so I never have problems with dry skin. But because of that, when it gets hot out the mucus evaporates much faster and I have to produce more of it, which means I need to drink more fluids or I start to get dehydrated and dry out, ribbit. I really don’t like how that feels, so don’t be surprised if you see me drinking a lot more than the rest of you.”

She paused in front of the cat girl who had greeted them. “Excuse me, but what can we get in the fajitas?”

“We have plain chicken, jerk chicken, cajun chicken, pork, or steak,” she replied. Her tail was wagging back and forth. “Between you and me,” the calico said, “I would go for the steak, nya. It’s wild rose beef, and I think it’s even better than kobe or wagyu.”

“Well I’ll have that, then,” Asui told her. “With everything on it, please.”

“Wild rose beef?” Yaoyorozu asked, striding forward and placing a hand to her chin. Izuku and Ochaco had gone to a different spot on the line, while the rest of them had come towards the lunch special. “Hm… oh, you must be referring to beef from Alberta, Canada, correct? My family doesn’t get it often because of the limited amount that’s exported, but I am inclined to agree with you.”

“Really?” Jiro asked. “It’s that good?”

“As a Japanese person, it pains me to admit it,” Yaoyorozu replied. “But yes, I do prefer the taste compared to our own luxury beef. That is not to say that our own is bad; it’s one of the highest rated in the world, but it does mean that I prefer an import over a domestic. The fact that it’s also only a fraction of the cost is another point in its favour, which is probably why they’re able to provide it here on this island for all of us.”

“Who cares where the beef’s from as long as it’s good?” Todoroki asked rhetorically as he turned to the cat person. “I’ll have one of those too.”

“So, Izuku, what are you going to have?” Ochaco asked, several feet away from the others, looking down at the pasta and pizza section. “I’m still thinking of asking for mochi, even if it is a little on the strange side.”

“I had been thinking about katsudon,” he answered, “But I had that for lunch and dinner yesterday, so even though it’s good, I’ll think I’ll have a spicy tonkatsu ramen instead, just so I don’t get too used to my favourite food.”

“Still having pork cutlets, though, huh?” Ochaco asked with a faint giggle. “You must really like pork, Dek—Izuku. Darn it. I slipped up again.”

He laughed. “It’s fine. You’ve been calling me ‘Deku’ since we first started at UA. I don’t mind if you keep calling me that. You’re the one who changed the meaning of that name for me, after all.”

Ochaco blushed and looked away, even though she smiled. “Thanks, Izuku. But you asked me to call you by your given name yesterday, and I wanna call you by yer name too. It’s just a habit, I guess.”

He smiled warmly at her. “You don’t have to force yourself, Ochaco. You can keep calling me ‘Deku’ if it makes you more comfortable.” He averted his eyes from her, because Ochaco was just so radiant even when she was nervous, and lightly scratched his cheek with a finger. “I still can’t believe that you’re letting me use your given name, to be honest. I’m still coming to terms with how lucky I am to even be in a relationship.”

Smiling while her heart ballooned with warmth at the innocent smile on her boyfriend’s face, Ochaco gave him a quick kiss on the cheek. “Hey, how about we both get ramen, and we get some mochi on the side for dessert? Sound good?”

“Yeah!” Izuku replied with a nod. “That’s a great idea! Excuse me, miss? Can we get two bowls of spicy tonkatsu ramen please? Oh, but not too spicy.”

“And some mochi with anko filling, if it’s not too much trouble,” Ochaco added.

“No trrrouble at all, nya!” the woman, with black-furred ears and tail, replied as her aquamarine eyes sparkled. “We’ll have those serrrved rrright up for you, nya!” she purred. “So go on and have a seat! We’ll brrring it out when it’s rrrready, nya!”

“Thank you very much,” Ochaco said, bowing her head quickly as Izuku did the same. “Come on, Izuku. Let’s get something to drink and sit down. And we’d better get two glasses of water.”

“Yeah, we don’t want Iida to lecture us about not having enough to drink even if we’re having ramen.”

Once everyone had their food and had started eating, including those who had specially ordered items that weren’t already out for consumption on the buffet, and Monoma had arrived and quickly made his way to Kendo’s table with a lunch of steak, potatoes, asparagus, and what looked to be red wine but was really just grape juice, Shota rose from his seat while holding a half-eaten pork fajita in one hand. He scowled as Ashido had risen from her seat to wedge herself between Kirishima and Bakugo, hooking her arms around both of them and declaring that they matched (“Kiri’s my horn buddy, and Bakugo’s my pink buddy!”) and how they should form an agency together when they graduate. “Alright everyone, settle down,” he declared. “There wasn’t much time between episodes while we were in the theatre and all the side conversations get everyone distracted. Let’s do some review over what we saw this morning while we eat before we watch our final two for the day.”

The students quieted down at the teacher’s words and Shota issued a quiet sigh. “To start with, I don’t believe we need to go over the first combat training exercise you had with All Might again, but it bears repeating. Midoriya.” Problem Child tensed as Shota called him out. “As I told you later, you only managed to win because you used your quirk at full power, which broke your arm again. Bakugo, you also used excessive force against a classmate during a training exercise. Going all out against a villain is one thing, but even with the history between the two of you, Midoriya is your classmate. Your saving grace is that you’ve never used that kind of power against another student since except during the Sports Festival, where it was sanctioned. Also, you were on a team with Iida, but you had zero teamwork and didn’t display the slightest interest in working together. I understand your philosophy, that the best don’t need to rely on others to get the job done, and it’s a very selfish and impractical one in our line of work. We frequently pair you up in exercises because that’s what happens in the field. You will be forced to work together with heroes you may not know or may not even get along with to confront villains and mitigate disasters. It’s a lesson you’ve learned already, considering your licensing exam, but seeing your actions at the beginning of the year it bears reinforcing on all of you.”

Shota gave all of them a firm look. “Teamwork and esprit de corps amongst heroes is what makes us strong. We may be competing against each other in the rankings for those who care about that, but ultimately our job is to save the lives of as many people as we can. Acting on your own jeopardizes that objective. Remember, even though that first match ended with Midoriya in Recovery Girl’s office and Uraraka’s stomach in revolt, they were successful because of their trust in each other and teamwork. Given the parameters of the exercise and Midoriya’s non-existent control over his quirk, it’s fair to say that had Bakugo worked together with Iida, the chances of Midoriya and Uraraka pulling off a win would have been even smaller.”

"I'm sure that trust wasn't the only thing they built in each other that day," Ashido teased.

Sero grinned as the two in question turned red and buried their faces in their bowls of ramen. "Yeah, Midoriya, did you make a good impression on Uraraka?"

Shota sighed as the teasing commenced. He honestly hoped that these two were going to be the only couple in his class, otherwise everything would get completely out of hand. "All right, that's enough. Hold off of the teasing until they start feeding each other," he told the students, and he took a sick bit of delight in the way Uraraka slapped her hands to her face and started to float away before Asui… failed to yank her back down with her tongue. Fortunately, Jiro was able to wrap one of her jacks around Uraraka's foot and pulled her back down, but Asui's inability to extend her tongue all of a sudden was concerning.

"Anyway, I'm sure that all of you understand my point," he said, and took a bite from his fajita. Most of the class verbally answered, and Bakugo even begrudgingly nodded his head.

"Yes, sir."

"Following that, are there any comments any of you would like to make on the episodes prior to the USJ incident?" he asked.

Yaoyorozu raised her hand. "Sir, now that most of us have our provisional licenses, would we be permitted to do anything differently in the event of another level three security breach should someone get past the barrier and gains access to the campus?"

Shota looked to Principal Nezu to answer that question. It honestly hadn’t come up before, even in staff meetings. The principal rose to stand on his chair so that he could be better seen by everyone in the dining hall. “You may have your provisional licenses, yes,” he stated calmly, “but remember that you are still students of our school. If security situations were to arise on campus again, you are to follow the directions of your teachers and other staff unless the situation gives you no other choice but to act on your own. If you are in a situation like several of you were in the cafeteria where there were no pro heroes around and none of your upperclassmen were taking charge, then you have my blessing to exercise the authority given to you by your licenses to take command until a teacher arrives.”

Shota noticed that several students stiffened at the implications of increased responsibility, while others relaxed, knowing that they were permitted to act as the situation warranted.

“There’s something that I want to ask about, if it’s all right,” Tetsutetsu spoke up, raising his hand. Shota nodded, and Tetsutetsu directed his attention to the table where Midoriya and his friends were sitting. “Iida, you and Midoriya had said something about having a duel? What’s that about?”

Shota looked at the two in question, who seemed to freeze at the address. Iida relaxed after a moment, but Midoriya was still stiff. “Well, uh…” his Problem Child began, mechanically rubbing his hair. “It was kind of a joke I was trying to make, more or less, because Ochaco and I just got together. I wasn’t being really serious about it”

“I was.”

More than a few blinks of surprise came from those in the dining hall, Shota included. He looked at Iida in interest, tilting his head slightly. Before he could open his mouth, Uraraka beat him to the punch with a flustered, “W-what are you saying Iida!?”

“Do we have a love triangle on our hands!?” Ashido squealed, loudly getting to her feet.

Midoriya’s gaze at his friend was firm, but the green-haired boy was waiting patiently as his friend also gave him a serious look. “Iida,” Shota spoke up. “If this is relationship drama, I don’t want to hear it. Fighting one another over a romantic partner is irrational, especially when they’ve already announced their relationship. So explain clearly what you meant by having a duel with Midoriya.”

Iida’s attention spun to Shota, the boy’s facial expression quickly shifting into a shocked panic. “What? That’s not my intention at all, Mr. Aizawa! While Uraraka is a wonderful person and a dear friend of mine, I assure you I have no romantic feelings towards her or intend to impede the relationship she and Midoriya have begun.”

“Except staying in the same room together…” Yaoyorozu commented in a stage whisper. When Iida looked at her, her face was calmly in neutral as she sipped on a cup of tea.

“Then what is it, Iida?” Shota asked.

Iida seemed unsure of himself for a moment before turning back to his friend. Midoriya’s expression had shown relief for a moment when Iida admitted no romantic interest in Uraraka, but now he just looked confused. “Midoriya. I would like to duel you for the position of Class Representative of Class 1-A.”

Shota sighed while Midoriya let out a confused shout. Oh, so that’s all it is, he thought tiredly. Pointless class politics.

“B-but Iida! You already are the class rep!”

“I know,” Iida answered. “However, I have been thinking about it since we saw the results of the election again. I admire that you placed your faith in me to serve as our class rep that day, but I feel as though my actions since then should disqualify me from the position. That Mr. Aizawa did not take the position from me earlier means a lot to me, but I also feel that you would not accept it if I were to simply resign and force you to take up the mantle you gave me. Therefore, I would like to duel you, Midoriya. Should I win, then I will retain my position as class rep, but if you should win, then I will step down and you may take my place.”

“Whoa, hang on there Iida,” Kaminari spoke up. “Don’t you think you’re being a little hasty? It hasn’t even been an hour since that time.”

"You're right about that, Kaminari," Iida agreed. "But this isn't just a feeling I've been having for less than an hour. It's one I've been carrying with me for a long time. I may be the class rep, but it is Midoriya who has truly been inspiring and leading our class. When I think of what to do in a situation, I find myself thinking of what Midoriya would do. Midoriya," he addressed him again. "I deeply appreciate your faith in me, but I also believe that you would make an excellent class rep. I did vote for you after all, and forgive me for being so bold, but I believe the real reason you turned down the role was your lack of confidence and sense of self-worth." He placed a hand on Midoriya's shoulder. "Please, fight me for the right to be the Classroom Representative of Class 1-A. Not just for our class, but for yourself."

"Oh Hell no!" Bakugo shouted. "If we're gonna have a fight to determine class rep then you're gonna fight me! I'm not recognizing Deku as our class rep if we're doing this as trial by combat!"

Shota felt a vein throb in his forehead as he heard Nemuri gush about youth. "This is getting annoying."

Asui placed a finger to her chin. "Principal Nezu, sir, is this even allowed?"

"I see no reason why not," the rat replied. "There is no rule that states that the representatives of each class must remain static. If Iida so chooses to relinquish his position to the student who originally held the office, there is no need to make a fuss."

"Wait Iida!" Midoriya blurted, getting to his feet with his hands held in front of him. "Shouldn't you discuss this with Yaoyorozu first? After what I did last time, it wouldn't be fair to go over her head again!"

"By all means, do so," Yaoyorozu calmly interjected, sipping her tea. Both Midoriya and Iida looked at her in surprise.

"Yaoyorozu…" Todoroki said, trailing off.

"I mean it," Yaoyorozu said without looking away from her tea. "In hindsight, I do believe that you would have made an excellent class rep, Midoriya. It might have even helped with your confidence issues sooner. What Iida is proposing is simply restoring the original results of the election. We could hold another election if you like, and I’m sure you would win in a landslide. That is how much you have earned the trust and respect of the class."

Shota started to rub his temples with his index and middle fingers. Bakugo was getting noisy, requiring both Kirishima and Sero to hold him back, but at least he wasn't using his quirk. Monoma seemed to be muttering to himself at the table he sat at with Kendo and Tetsutetsu. Over half the class seemed to be in favour of and excited for the prospect of witnessing a duel between Iida and Midoriya for the position of Classroom Representative, and they were loudly discussing it. Even Nezu, Nemuri, and Yagi seemed to approve of the idea as they chatted at the teacher's table.

“Alright, that’s enough,” Shota commented dryly. “You can debate changing whoever’s class rep later. Does anyone have anything else they want to discuss regarding the episodes we watched this morning?”

“I would like to thank Tsu and Midori for keeping their heads cool while in the Shipwreck Zone!” Ashido declared, jumping to her feet. “That was really cool of you both, with how you managed to stay calm when those villains were ready to kill you.”

“It helps that I’ve had experience looking after my younger siblings,” Asui commented. “I’ve learned that panicking when they’re upset just escalates things and does nothing to calm them down, so it’s easier to defuse the situation if you’re projecting calmness.”

“I don’t have anything like that to fall back on,” Midoriya admitted. “I just felt that showing the villains how scared I was wasn’t going to help our situation at all, and if we wanted to get out of it alive we needed to think clearly, and it’s hard to do that when you’re panicking.”

“Like how you were planning on blowing up your other arm to save yourself during the entrance exam?” Ojiro asked.

“That’s not really a fair comparison,” Kirishima said. “It really was the only option open to Midoriya before Uraraka hit him with her quirk. If neither of those happened, Midoriya would’ve been a pancake on the road.”

“Mineta,” Asui spoke up, turning to look at the dwarf. “I also meant what I said at the end of the episode there. Both of you were amazing. If you hadn’t overcome your fear and used your quirk, Midoriya’s smash wouldn’t have rounded up all of the villains and kept them from coming after us.”

“Yeah,” Midoriya agreed, smiling. “It was only because all three of us worked together that we were able to win. You did a great job, Mineta.”

Shota watched as the small boy sniffed and rubbed at his eyes with his arm. He didn’t have any tears when he revealed his face and thanked them back. Uraraka raised her chopsticks to Midoriya’s face, and seemingly without noticing it, he opened his mouth for her to place a piece of pork from her ramen in it. Nemuri clearly saw it, because she started squealing about youth again. He sighed. She was a hopeless romantic at heart.

“Mineta,” Shota spoke up, distracting the class from noticing how his problem child and Uraraka were now casually feeding each other their ramen like it was completely natural. He bet that if their minds weren’t so distracted that they’d be blushing tomatoes if they thought about what they were doing. “Your classmates are right. You did a good job. Be proud of yourself.”

“However, there are a few things I would like to say,” Shota continued. “Bakugo, Kirishima.” The two of them looked towards him while the class quieted. “Tell me what you did wrong.”

Both of them looked at him in confusion. “Sir?” Kirishima asked.

“What are you talking about?”

“I’m asking you to tell me what you did wrong,” Shota repeated.

“When?” Bakugo asked back. “I don’t remember doing anything wrong back then, and I was barely even in that episode. When did I have time to do something wrong?”

“Oh, are you asking about when they jumped in to fight that mist guy?” Hatsume asked.

Kirishima’s eyes widened. “Wait, that’s what we did wrong?” he asked. “But sir, nobody else was acting. We tried to take out the villain before he could hurt any of our classmates. We took initiative! Was that wrong?”

“No,” Shota agreed. “Seizing the initiative and attacking the villain is usually a good tactic, except when it causes yourself to become a casualty of friendly fire.” Both hot-blooded teens tensed. “Your situational awareness was lacking. Thirteen was preparing to use her quirk against Kurogiri, but both of you jumped in front of her, entering her line of fire. Had she not stopped herself, or had you jumped in a moment later, you could very easily have been torn apart by Black Hole.”

“Acting quickly and decisively is an admirable trait,” Yagi added. “But Aizawa’s right. Thirteen, a pro with considerably more experience than you, was about to act. Even if most of you have your provisional licenses now, you need to pay attention to your seniors and instructors. They’re the ones to look to in a crisis situation, and Aizawa told Thirteen to protect you. By jumping in like that before she could act, you jeopardized her ability to do her job.”

Kirishima looked down, hands clenched into fists. “Got it. I understand, sir. I’ll pay more attention next time.”

Bakugo looked like he wanted to mouth off, but he held Shota’s gaze before shooting a glare off to the side. “Yeah, I get it. I’ll watch myself more.”

Shota sighed and spotted Monoma making a self-satisfied smirk. He really hoped that this afternoon would go well, and that he wouldn’t catch his students drawing and quartering the antagonist in 1-B.

Chapter 18: A Sour Taste, or Why You Don't Eat Lunch Before Watching Torture

Notes:

We are almost done with Season 1, everybody! Just a few more episodes to go.

(See the end of the chapter for more notes.)

Chapter Text

“Uh, what are these?”

Kamimoto looked up at Mineta’s question as the boy picked up the brown paper bag lined with plastic on the inside, gazing at it curiously. There was a bag just like it on every seat in the theatre. “Vomit bags,” she answered.

“V-vomit bags?” Aoyama stuttered. “We r-really wouldn’t need something so gauche, would we?”

Kamimoto shrugged as she popped a grape in her mouth. “You tell me,” she told him. “How strong is your stomach?”

“I’m sure we’ll be just fine,” Monoma breezily stated, waving his hand as Aoyama and several other students placed their hands to their recently-filled stomachs. “It couldn’t have been that bad if Class A made it out of things okay.”

“Oh… you are so gonna eat those words right before you throw them back up Mimic,” Bakugo growled, throwing himself on the couch. Kirishima and Ashido sat down with him, making him raise an eyebrow. “Huh? What are you doing here, Raccoon Eyes? I thought you were hanging around Deku’s group in the front?”

“I just felt like sitting here, that’s all,” Ashido answered him. “Do I need a reason to sit with you and Kiri?”

Bakugo grunted and looked away from her as Tetsutetsu moved to sit on the other side of Monoma, so that all three of 1-B would be sitting together on the same couch.

“If we’ve been given these things, I guess things are about to get kinda gruesome, huh?” he wondered quietly.

Aizawa felt Kayama place her hand on her shoulder. “I’m here if you need it, okay?” she whispered. Aizawa didn’t answer verbally, but he nodded his head.

Once everyone had settled down, Kamimoto dimmed the lights, locked the door, and flared the quirk inhibitor. The students were getting used to the discomfort of having something that was a part of them suppressed by now, with Tokoyami muttering soft words of comfort towards his torso from where he had taken upon sitting with Asui and Iida in the front centre couch. Dark Shadow didn’t seem to appreciate being kept inside so much.

“Final two of the day,” their red-haired caretaker groaned while stretching her legs and arms out. She let out a soft moan coupled with a yawn before starting up the eleventh episode.

The screen was black. No background music played at all. Just Shigaraki’s voice. “Kill the Symbol of Peace. All Might.”

Kurogiri’s massive Warp Gate covered the upper third of the screen as villains poured out from it. “We are the League of Villains,” his voiceover commenced as flashes of the students’ reactions to the villains’ arrival showed. “I know it’s impolite, but we decided to invite ourselves in to this haven of justice to say hello.”

Izuku and many of his classmates gulped and felt a chill as Kurogiri’s succulent voice whispered in their ears as they watched the flashback of many of them getting warped away from Thirteen.

“Great, more recaps,” Bakugo growled. “Just hurry up and get to the part where I’m exploding those sh*tty villains to Timbuktu!”

“Shush man, this part’s pretty cool,” Kirishima said as Thirteen told Iida to run to the school to get backup. Bakugo grunted again and folded his arms, pouting his lip a bit.

Kurogiri unleashed his mist towards Thirteen, who popped open the cap over her right index finger, beginning to suck up the mists into the singularity. “Black Hole!”

“What do you mean ‘fight?’ Are you crazy!?” Mineta’s voice asked Midoriya in bewilderment as the episode recapped what had happened to the trio of students in the Shipwreck Zone.

Ochaco smiled and held onto Izuku’s hand. She really could feel her heart swelling with pride at what Izuku had managed to accomplish, pushing his fear down and working through it to help save himself, Tsu, and Mineta. These events may have happened months ago, but it was still inspiring to see how he’d acted under pressure and in the face of evil. Just like when he’d rushed in to rescue Bakugo from the Sludge Villain even without any powers. Izuku was proving again and again that he had the heart of a hero and the ability to inspire others. Mineta likely wouldn’t have acted if he hadn’t witnessed Izuku’s courage.

But… Ochaco thought as the intro kicked in after Tsu’s ending words from the last episode came and went, Izuku also said that he did something we’d probably scold him for. After Tsu and Mineta brought Mr. Aizawa up, I didn’t see the rest of what happened down in the plaza and the teachers wouldn’t let us back in. What happened?

“Normally the intro gets me pumped,” Kaminari said nervously. “But now I’m just getting nervous.”

Shoji nodded his head. “I know what you mean. The music’s energizing, but knowing what’s coming now…”

Rubbing his hands together, Sato looked at his classmates. “Hey, uh, I really hope nobody has to use these vomit bags, right? Especially since we just had lunch.”

“Yeah,” agreed Hagakure. “That’d be a total waste.”

“You all have nothing to worry about,” Hatsume proclaimed. “My stomach’s perfect. I’ve blown myself up so many times, this baby’s got walls of steel.”

“I don’t think that those two things are related,” Ojiro pointed out.

“Details!” Hatsume waved off. “Oh, and Legs, remember about coming to my workshop in the morning. Before or after your duel with Muscles is fine. I really don’t understand what you were getting at with the need to be all manly and stuff about it. If you don’t wanna be class rep anymore then just don’t do it anymore.”

“Shh!” Hagakure whispered to the pink-haired Support girl. “It’s starting again.”

The intro ended, showing a wide shot of the artificial lake with the sinking yacht and the mass of villains floating like a log, all stuck together from Mineta’s balls and unable to do anything about it. The shot switched to Asui, dragging Mineta through the water by his scarf, while she and Midoriya walked in the shallows towards shore, Midoriya wincing awfully at the pain from his broken fingers.

Mineta chuckled. “I had a good poop this morning, which makes my balls stickier. They’re not goin’ anywhere!”

Hatsume picked up the vomit bag and almost ripped it with how quickly she snapped it open. She didn’t puke, but she was not taking any chances! Ashido squeezed her eyes shut and plugged her fingers in her ears while Yaoyorozu and Kendo each covered their hands with their mouths. “Mineta, that’s disgusting,” Yaoyorozu commented.

“Don’t blame me for how my quirk works!” he shouted at her. “Your quirk’s based on fat. My quirk’s based on bowel movements. Both of them are sh*t!”

Bakugo began to roar with laughter, and Yaoyorozu flushed red at the comment. Bakugo wasn’t the only one who couldn’t help but let out a slight chuckle at Mineta’s remark, but Kendo still muttered, “That’s not something we needed to know right after lunch.”

“Yaoyorozu!” Izuku gasped. He turned around, simultaneously calling for Mineta to “Apologize!” with Jiro as she tried to get past Kaminari to punch the dwarf.

Unaware of the drama happening in the Maple Theatre, the Midoriya onscreen continued to ramble through his mutterings. “…had reserves underwater that we didn’t know about? They could’ve…”

“You’re creeping me out,” Asui said in front of him, expression not changing but also not turning to look at him. “Stop it. Please.”

Midoriya stopped, looking at her in sudden surprise. Asui turned towards him now that the Midoriya Mutter had ended. “Instead of second guessing what we did, shouldn’t we think about our next move?” she asked him.

“Yeah,” Midoriya agreed. You’re totally right. Ah!” he winced suddenly, the pain in his broken fingers spiking.

Ochaco winced at a close-up of his broken fingers while she patted her hand on Yaoyorozu’s shoulder. Izuku… you were always hurtin’ yerself so badly. Please. Please let the future that Kamimoto let slip not come to pass.

“Are you okay?” Asui asked.

Midoriya tried to put her and Mineta at ease with a smile. “Yeah. Fine. Don’t worry about me.” He moved the elbow pad down to cover the broken fingers of his left hand. “We should make getting help our top priority!” He pointed in front of them. “If we follow the shore to the exit, then we can avoid the central plaza entirely.”

“Good idea,” Asui agreed. “That way we don’t run into the villains Mr. Aizawa’s facing off with there.” Several dust explosions appeared in the distance at the plaza, far away from where the kids were where Eraser Head was fighting.

Midoriya lowered his head slightly, an anxious smile on his face beneath his wild hair and furrowed brow. ‘Yeah, but, can he handle them on his own?’ Flashback shots of Aizawa’s actions in the previous episode appeared in a montage over Midoriya’s thoughts. ‘How long can he hold out against a big group like that?’

“If he doesn’t get backup, then he’s just going to overexert himself,” Midoriya stated. “He’ll end up defeated by those villains ‘cause he was trying to keep us safe.”

Aizawa grimaced. He understood now where his student was coming from, but still… he was about to raise his voice, but something inside him held back his tongue. Normally he wouldn’t have any problems scolding Midoriya for purposely behaving recklessly when it wasn’t his responsibility to act, but all the same. If he hadn’t come, would he still be here to continue teaching them?

Mineta gasped. “Wait. Don’t tell me you’re suggesting… Are you trying to get us killed or something?”

Midoriya looked at both of them seriously. “I’m not saying that we should jump into the middle of a battle,” he clarified. “But, maybe we could find a way to take a few of those guys out and lighten his load?”

Narrator Midoriya picked it up from there. “We’d had our first real fight and won, but that only gave us false hope. It made us think our powers could actually work against the enemy. We’d soon learn how wrong we were.”

Episode 11: Game Over

Asui ribbited softly at the episode title. “This is not going to be pleasant.”

Tetsutetsu could feel the air shift. The lighthearted humour from Mineta’s crack about both his and Yaoyorozu’s quirks being sh*t was completely gone now. Everyone was tense and on edge, and Midoriya’s narration and the episode title smote that feeling into them all like a hammer on an anvil. Even Monoma seemed to be able to feel it, muttering quietly so that 1-A wouldn’t hear, “What’s this tension coming from? Midoriya has All Might’s power, right?”

The title card gave way to the Landslide Zone, with Todoroki monologuing to the villains. “So the plan was to scatter us, and then kill us.” He exhaled, a cool mist of water vapour visibly leaving his mouth in the now frigid air. “You were woefully unprepared.” The camera zoomed out from behind him, showing eight villains in front of him either mostly or completely frozen in ice.

Hatsume made a low whistle of appreciation. “Wow. Todoroki’s just too strong for these guys.”

“I know, right?” Hagakure said, leaning forward. “I was in the Landslide Zone with him. He was super cool! Pun intended!”

“You haven’t the slightest idea how to use your quirks,” Todoroki lectured them, beginning to approach them.

A grey-skinned villain was staring at the dual-quirked boy in shock and horror. “T--this power… He froze us the instant we warped here.” Todoroki calmly walked through his ice as the villains around him spoke. “He’s not a kid, he’s a monster.” “S-so cold…”

“Where is he?”

Many backs stiffened at Shigaraki’s voice as Todoroki recalled it.

“I went through the trouble of bringing so many friends who’re eager to meet him.”

‘How do they plan to kill All Might?’ Todoroki thought. ‘At first I thought they’d gathered a force of elite criminals who could simply overpower him.’

Another villain launched himself at Todoroki, wielding a knife in his hand. Todoroki placed his right foot down, creating a wave of ice that captured the villain in front of him. A staff suddenly lunged at the boy from behind, but he dodged it as if he had eyes in the back of his head and grasped the metal pole with his right hand, ice bursting into existence on the weapon. The camera zoomed back, showing that he’d instantly taken care of both villains in front of and behind him, freezing both into ice prisons.

“Nice one, Todoroki,” Izuku said. “You handled those two no problem.”

“Tch,” Bakugo scoffed. “They were all just small time thugs.”

‘But that can’t possibly be their master plan,’ he continued to deduce. ‘Most of these villains are low-level thugs. Just pawns.’ Giving the villain behind him a dismissive glare, Todoroki yanked on the pole still in his hand, upsetting the balance of the ice he’d formed to keep the villain airborne and he crashed to the ground. He sighed. ‘From what I can tell,’ he thought back on when the villains first arrived, to Kurogiri and the Nomu, ‘there are only four or five truly dangerous people here. If that’s the case, then what we need right now is more information.’

“Take note of your classmate’s thought process, students,” Nezu spoke up. “You should all train yourselves in deductive reasoning. While we do not expect you to be detectives, these are useful skills for heroes of all stripes to have.”

Kaminari and Ashido both groaned and rubbed their hands in their heads. He was going to give them homework assignments on this, they just knew it, and they were already stressed out from having to watch this incident all over again.

...even if Todoroki taking out all these villains on his own was totally badass and incredibly cool.

“...to frostbite and hypothermia,” Todoroki said in a low, threatening tone that further cowed the already completely intimidated villains. “Luckily for you, I wanna be a hero, so I’d like to avoid any unnecessary cruelty.” His footsteps stopped as he placed his right hand in front of one of the villain’s faces, a chill mist emerging from his palm. He placed his fingers over the man’s face, prepared to freeze him in an instant.

Todoroki looked at the man who had tried to attack him with a knife with merciless eyes. “But I can only do that if you tell me how you plan to kill All Might. That’s the only way you’ll survive.”

“Jeez, I’m getting chills just watching that,” Sero said with a grin as the scene switched to the Mountain Zone.

“Aw yeah! It’s our time to shine!” Kaminari called out.

Kaminari screamed in panic. A giant villain punched down at him, which Kaminari narrowly ducked as he started to run away.

The boy in question pouted as he heard some of his classmates snickering. “Okay, I take it back, the music for this show isn’t dope anymore. It’s turning my torment into a gag.”

“...I think I saw the grim reaper!” he complained as Jiro forced a villain back with a machete she was wielding, and Yaoyorozu beat one back with her metal quarterstaff. “What’s going on?”

Jiro stood in the centre of their formation as the three were backed against a cliff, her eyes darting back and forth between the villains in front of them, a serious ‘pissed-off’ expression on her face while Yaoyorozu’s expression was one of stern determination and Kaminari looked like he was doing only slightly better than Mineta. “Could you maybe take it down a few notches?” Jiro asked him in annoyance.

The camera zoomed back, showing the three outnumbered by nearly two dozen villains, including one that looked to be a woman in a bunny suit holding a whip. “Right now we need to focus on getting away from these enemies,” Yaoyorozu stated, her head clearly still on her shoulders.

“Then pull out a weapon for me, too!” Kaminari loudly requested.

Jiro turned aside slightly as she shot back, “You’re the one with electrical powers. Just zap ‘em so we can run.”

“Were you not paying attention during combat training!?” Kaminari hysterically fired at her as the show flashed back to when he and Jiro were partnered together for All Might’s class. “Some partner you were! I can cover my body with electricity,” he explained to her again, “but if I try to shoot it out it’ll go everywhere! I’d take you guys down along with them! Or did you want shock treatment today?” Jiro gave him an unimpressed look while Yaoyorozu tensed slightly, shifting her defensive stance. “I can’t even call for help because there’s still interference jamming the signal,” he continued, tapping the radio gear he had over his right ear. “I’m counting on you two! I’m no help in this situation. You’ve gotta get us outta here. Please!”

“You’re a real damsel in distress, aren’t you?” Jiro coldly returned.

“Jiro!” Hagakure spoke up. “Was this really the time to have been picking on Kaminari?”

“New idea!” Jiro declared as Kaminari dodged another punch from the big villain. Her boot connected with his back as Kaminari gasped in shock from the sudden contact as she kicked him. “You’re my human stun gun.”

“Seriously!?” Kaminari shrieked as he headed straight for the villain he’d just avoided. “Come o—” His breath caught as his face slammed into the villain’s chest and he started shocking the villain, who let out gurgles and cries of pain from the electricity coursing through him. “Whoa,” Kaminari commented in pleased surprise. “Hey, this is working! I’m super strong!” He practically laughed as his mood took a one-eighty from what it had just been as he gave both girls a thumbs-up. “Sit back, you two. You can count on me!”

“You are exhausting,” Jiro sighed.

“Young Jiro,” Yagi spoke up with a frosty chill to his voice before the girl’s homeroom teacher could. “While the end result was positive, your words and actions to your teammate were far from appropriate.”

“Yeah!” Kaminari groused as Jiro winced. “Did you really have to kick me into the bad guys?”

“You got so gung-ho after I did it it gave you the confidence you needed,” Jiro replied, hunching her shoulders up as she leaned away from him slightly. “You’re the kind of guy who needs a kick in the pants to get going, Kaminari.” She placed her fingers together and looked down and away. “And you were kinda cool once you stopped screaming like a hysterical nutjob.”

“Really?” he asked, all annoyance gone without a trace.

“Don’t push it!”

Another villain dropped into the pile of now three goons being electrocuted by Kaminari’s quirk, caught in a net Yaoyorozu had just made and thrown with a wave of her arm. The pony-tailed brunette closed in beside Jiro with her quarterstaff held firmly in her hands. “You’re lucky that worked out so well,” she sternly warned her companion.

“I’m sorry,” Jiro sassed, “next time I’ll ask before saving our butts.”

The camera zoomed on on her, freezing her in place for her own Present Mic sketch intro. “Kyoka Jiro! Her quirk: Earphone Jack!” Jiro plugged one of her jacks into the speaker on her legs, sending out a pulsing soundwave as Mic’s voice continued. “She can turn her own heartbeats into explosively amplified sound waves by inserting her plugs! Plus, she can hear really quiet sounds. So hip!”

Jiro smirked at the intro she got. “Damn straight.”

Her onscreen double wasn’t so pumped as the version of her sitting safely in the theatre was. “Dammit, Kaminari!” she grouched, her arms tense as she held the machete Yaoyorozu made for her in front of her as she frowned and complained away the fear and rising panic. “You couldn’t have asked for some kind of aiming gear when you put in your costume request form? I mean, come on!”

Ashido gasped as she watched a villain with two axes in hand leap off the cliff above Jiro and drop towards her. “Jiro! Look out!” The cry had barely left her mouth before she was able to sigh in relief as the onscreen Jiro dodged away from his attack, having heard him coming.

Yaoyorozu leapt in from the left side of the screen, kicking the villain in the chest (to the cheers of the watching audience). “It’s ready!” she grunted. Jiro looked at her in concern for a moment as Yaoyorozu stayed crouched down, and then the multicoloured light that appeared when she was creating something shone through the fabric of her costume’s back. It bulged and started to rip from the size of her creation. “It takes me a little longer to create an object this big!” The back of her costume burst asunder as a giant white sheet emerged from her back and enveloped both Yaoyorozu and Jiro.

Yaoyorozu, seeing the insulation sheet, and remembering Narrator Uraraka’s words during the preview, felt her cheeks redden. “Oh, right…”

“None of you boys look!” Jiro shouted. “I can’t use my quirk, but your eyes aren’t safe!”

“What’s the big deal?” Bakugo asked.

Yaoyorozu lifted the corner of the sheet and smirked at the villains as she answered their question. “You’re looking at a sheet of insulation one hundred millimetres thick. Go, Kaminari.”

Kaminari grinned, blood dripping down his nose from the punch to the face he’d taken. “Badass.” He glared at the villains surrounding them and raised his hands, electricity surging all over his body. “Now I don’t have to worry about hurting my friends! You guys are fried!”

“Smart move,” Nezu acknowledged. “Kaminari’s concern for friendly fire was holding him back. Creating an insulation sheet to protect herself and her teammate allowed him to go all-out to defeat the villains that had them outnumbered with a single attack. A wise course of action, Miss Yaoyorozu.”

“Thank you, sir!” she replied with a beaming smile.

“Now then,” Yaoyorozu said from beneath the blanket, holding it up to survey the area. Her costume was torn to shreds, her modesty only being protected by artfully placed clouds of dust. “I’m worried about the rest of our class.”

Mineta knocked his fist against his knee. “Dammit,” he muttered over the relieved sighs of the girls and the boys.

Izuku looked away from the screen, even though he couldn’t feel Uraraka’s eyes boring into him. It didn’t seem right for him to look up at the image when Yaoyorozu was exposed like that, even if the show prevented the nipples from being seen.

Jiro had said much the same thing, but Yaoyorozu turned to her and smiled, Jiro’s jack moving to cover the middle of her breasts where her nipples were from the sight of the viewing public. “I can make some new clothes,” she replied in a chuckle, only to get her second intro from Present Mic.

“Momo Yaoyorozu! Her quirk: Creation! She can create any non-living object she wants! But she’s only able to do so if she understands the molecular structure of the item she’s making.”

Jiro was staring at her friend’s body as she faced her. ‘Yaoyorozu is so punk rock,’ she thought.

“Jiro!” Mineta wailed. “You don’t have any right to complain at me, you perv! You were totally checking out Yaoyorozu’s boobs!”

Jiro’s face turned red and she angrily snarled at Mineta while her onscreen double hugged Yaoyorozu to prevent Kaminari from seeing anything. “I’m not the lecherous pervert who tried to peek in the changing rooms!” Shoji grabbed Mineta by the sides of his head right before he could shoot out a retort and picked him up.

“You’re looking into it too much,” he said, before placing Mineta down on his opposite side, providing a barrier between him and Jiro, who was also separated from him by Kaminari.

Yaoyorozu could only blush and hide her face in her hands.

“Denki Kaminari,” Present Mic belted out. “Electrification! When he goes over his wattage limit his brain short circuits and he turns into a huge idiot for a while! Listen to him babbling!”

Ojiro sighed in relief. “You know, thanks to the music, from the show’s perspective, it never felt like you guys were really in all th—”

Hakagure, Ashido, and Hatsume screamed as a hand broke through the rocky floor of the Mountain Zone a short distance away from the trio, like an undead rising from the earth. “AHHH!!! ZOMBIES!!!”

Jiro clicked her tongue and scowled as she folded her arms. “That guy. Remembering how he got us pisses me off.”

The show left the Mountain Zone to show the edge of the artificial lake coming up to the central area of the USJ. They could hear Mineta’s voice speaking to Midoriya in a whisper. “Remember, Midoriya, we’re just here to see how things are going, right?”

“Ribbit.”

Izuku gulped. In just a couple of minutes, they were going to see Mr. Aizawa get beaten by Nomu. He could feel sweat start to bead on the back of his neck as he remembered it. Hopefully the show wouldn’t actually depict it, right?

“Yeah, I know,” Midoriya’s voice said as the three peeked over the edge of the raised cement. “We’ll get outta here the second it seems dangerous.”

Aizawa sighed as he watched him take out a few more villains on the screen, a number of his students whooping and cheering the takedowns. You should have just headed straight for the exit, but that’s just not like you, Midoriya. I can definitely see why All Might picked you as his successor.

Eraser Head looked up from his position on top of two of the downed villains he’d just knocked out. Another villain was running straight towards him. It was Shigaraki! “First it was twenty-three seconds…”

“Final boss!” Eraser Head gasped, sending out his capture scarf.

“Then it was twenty-four seconds,” Shigaraki continued, grabbing the scarf in his hand to deflect it but unable to use Decay on it due to the hero having erased his quirk. “And then twenty. Then seventeen.” Shigaraki reached out for Eraser Head’s face.

“Mr. Aizawa!” Kirishima shouted, not the only one to gasp in alarm, which was quickly assuaged when he avoided the hand and elbowed Shigaraki in the gut.

Ochaco sighed in relief for a moment, but Izuku’s hand was still clammy and tense. She glanced at him. “Izuku…?”

“It’s coming,” he said quietly, Izuku’s eyes beginning to dilate as he used his right hand to reach for the vomit back. His stomach was twisting in knots and now he wasn’t sure that he’d be able to keep the ramen down.

Eraser Head’s hair dropped down, his right elbow in Shigaraki’s palm. The villain leaned in, whispering, “It was hard to see when you were jumping around, but I’ve found your tell. It’s your hair.”

The students were so quiet that you’d be able to hear a feather fall, if not for the sound from the show itself. Sato had his hands in his mouth, lightly biting on his fingers and Mineta used his hands to cover his eyes. He knew what was coming, while the majority of his classmates could only feel the tension from the screen. He may have to listen to it again, but he did not want to see what happened to Mr. Aizawa happen again.

“When it drops, it means you’ve stopped using your quirk,” Shigaraki taunted him with his deduction, the sleeve on the right arm of Eraser Head’s shirt turning grey as it decayed under the influence of Shigaraki’s quirk. Eraser Head grunted while his opponent continued. “You’re having to blink more often.”

Midoriya and Asui leaned forward, looks of horror on their faces at what they saw. “Don’t push yourself too hard, now.” The show flipped back to Shigaraki, only one eye visible beneath the white hand covering his face as he stared down at Eraser Head. “You might just fall apart. Wouldn’t that be a shame?” The camera zoomed out from the close-up on the villain’s face. He had Eraser Head's elbow in his hand, the skin beneath his fingers gone as the muscles beneath it were revealed.

Koda was one of the first to reach for his vomit bag, the animal-loving hero in training feeling his stomach revolting at the sight of his teacher’s skin cracking and peeling off around his elbow, revealing the unprotected muscle tissues beneath. He wasn’t the only one. Hatsume had already had her bag in hand, and it was currently receiving her partially digested lunch into it. The very sound of one person vomiting seemed to induce it in others, and Kaminari, Aoyama, Hagakure, Koda, Ashido, and Monoma had all expelled their stomachs’ contents into their vomit bags. Most of the others had their hands clasped over their mouths, doing their best to keep both the bile and their terror down.

The camera suddenly zoomed back in on Shigaraki's mostly covered face and became stylized in the same way that the others had been as Present Mic’s voice boomed out of the speakers. “Tomura Shigaraki! Quirk: Decay! Whatever he touches with all five fingers on either hand rots and disintegrates into dust, but it doesn’t work on himself!”

“A five-point-touch disintegration quirk?” Ojiro muttered. “That’s the power the leader of the League has?”

“I really don’t like the sound of that,” Kaminari spoke up, while Asui softly ribbited.

Are you freaking kidding me? Monoma thought weakly, looking back up at the screen while the rancid smell of the bag in his hands entered his nostrils, threatening a repeat. The Eraser Head on screen had gotten away from Shigaraki and was still fighting back against the villains, even in the immense pain of having part of his arm destroyed and the nerves in his muscles sparking like crazy from their exposure. No way we could handle someone with a quirk like that!

Kayama placed her hand on her friend’s shoulder as Aizawa bowed his head and closed his eyes. “Shota…”

“That annoying quirk of yours isn’t suited for drawn-out fights against big groups, is it?” Shigaraki noted as Eraser Head tried to regain his breath. The villain got up from his kneeling position on the ground. “Don’t you think you’re a little out of your element here, Eraser Head? You’re much better at working stealthily. You’re known for surprise attacks, not fighting head-to-head.”

Monoma shoved a fist to his mouth as Shigaraki spoke, willing his body to keep it down. He’d taunted Midoriya for sounding like a villain earlier. Now Shigaraki was doing it again. He’d analyzed Eraser Head’s combat abilities and quirk limitations during the fight and used that to take advantage of him to use his quirk on the pro hero’s elbow. Now he was showing that he had researched the hero beforehand, with the way he was talking about Eraser Head as the hero continued to fight and knocked out a few more of the villains Shigaraki brought with him, even down an arm.

“And look at you, you’re still standing!” Shigaraki gleefully exclaimed. “You really are so cool!”

A few of the students couldn’t help but tentatively glance at Izuku. The way Shigaraki was speaking, he really did sound just like Midoriya, like he was a hero fanboy getting to see his idol in action and nerding out about it. But this time, nobody dared bring voice to thought.

“Oh, by the way, hero…” Eraser Head glanced behind him, Nomu hulking over him like an ogre. “...I am not the final boss.” Nomu raised its hand and struck for Eraser Head.

Students gasped in horror. The show mercifully did not show the impact, but seeing a splash of blood fly into the air along with the broken goggles was more than enough. Ochaco buried her head into Izuku’s neck as she hugged him, the green-haired boy dipping his head down and jamming his eyes shut. The class only got to see his reaction, but he, Asui, and Mineta had all witnessed exactly what Nomu had done to their homeroom teacher.

“Mr Aizawa…” Kirishima gasped, his face going paler with each additional crashing noise that came through the speakers.

“Th-that’s n-not what happened… right?” Monoma haltingly asked in a quiet voice. “Right? Right!?”

“That Nomu was designed to fight only one hero, All Might,” Aizawa answered bitterly, one hand clutching at his scarf for support while he felt Kayama’s hand on his shoulder tense. “No other pro hero on staff had any chance of fighting it and winning. Not me, not Kan, not anybody.”

“No way…” Tetsutetsu muttered.

“There’s gotta be… some way,” Hatsume moaned. “Some baby that could…”

The show switched away from Midoriya’s terrified expression as he watched his homeroom teacher get pummeled like a grape and returned to the entrance where Thirteen was facing down Kurogiri. “Ah, Black Hole,” the warp villain calmly mused even as he was caught in its clutches, “a quirk that sucks up matter and turns it to dust. Such an astounding power. However, you’re a rescue hero, Thirteen, skilled at saving people from disasters. Consequently,” he declared as a warp gate opened right in front of his midsection, “that means you have little fighting experience or battlefield awareness.” As Thirteen’s Black Hole exerted pressure to suck up Kurogiri, it instead began pulling on the warp gate Kurogiri had just opened. The villain then opened another gate behind Thirteen, linking the two. Thirteen yelped as she felt her own body being pulled back towards the gate behind her.

“Oh no, Madame Thirteen!” Aoyama gasped.

Bakugo growled. “Damn warp bastard. Just because it’s the obvious move doesn’t mean you should use it.”

Tokoyami lowered his head and glared at the screen. “Disgraceful.”

Kayama bit the nail of her thumb in angry distress. Seeing her colleague get taken down like that was making her blood boil. Fortunately Thirteen made a full recovery from the incident, but Kurogiri made eliminating her look so easy.

Kurogiri chuckled as Thirteen’s backpack and suit tore apart and crumbled from the power of her own quirk being pulled through his warp gate. “How unfortunate. You’ve turned yourself into dust.”

The students with her gasped and shared tense, horrified expressions.

Ochaco swallowed mightily while holding a hand to her mouth. She was not going to throw up. She was not!

The suction from Thirteen’s finger went out as her quirk’s power faded. “I’m sorry,” she said, falling down, the back of her suit and helmet torn asunder. “He got me.”

“Thirteen!” Ashido cried out, tears in her eyes.

Sato glanced at Iida as they all stood in shock. “Iida, get outta here! Go! Now!”

Iida was about to reply when his fallen teacher’s words came back to him. ‘Use your quirk to save others. Be a real hero.’ Iida grit his teeth before activating his quirk, the engines in his legs roaring to life. “ENGINE!” he roared as he ran past Kurogiri, away from Thirteen and his classmates.

Kurogiri turned his misty body to glare at the fleeing speedster. “A sheep trying to escape from the wolves,” he mused as Iida ran. “I simply can’t allow that.” A warp gate formed in front of IIda, the scene slowing down as the screen took on a stylized pink hue to stress Iida’s mental state. “If other heroes arrive, it’ll be harder for us to put an end to All Might.”

Iida tried to turn on the breaks and slow down, his feet skidding as he turned them sideways to try to get the maximum amount of friction possible. Even so, he was careening straight for the warp gate which would send him who knows where. ‘This responsibility…’ he thought as the screen showed images of Bakugo and Kirishima fighting villains in the Collapse Zone, and Todoroki running in the Landslide Zone, ‘...was entrusted to me!’ Uraraka and Ashido were doing their best to look after Thirteen while Sato and Sero stood guard in front of them.

‘Classmates! I’ll keep you safe!’

Just before he could fall into the warp gate and be transported somewhere else, Shoji jumped in front of Iida, wrapping his webbed arms around the warp gate Kurogiri had formed, and preventing its usage. “Run!” Iida’s classmate shouted. “I’ve got him!”

The speedster turned off the brakes and hit the accelerator again, racing towards the doors. ‘I’ll be back in a flash!’

Kurogiri glared at him again, his attempt to warp Iida away having been foiled. “You impertinent child!” he viciously scolded, his mist body surging after Iida. Uraraka gasped and turned her head towards the villain, before frowning as she seemingly noticed something. The camera zoomed in on Kurogiri’s back, the metal brace he was wearing visible beneath the thinning mist.

“Good eye, Uraraka,” Asui complimented her.

“Yes,” Iida agreed, even though he wasn’t currently smiling. “If not for your actions after spotting his body then, I wouldn’t have been able to make it out.”

Ochaco rubbed the back of her head and smiled sheepishly. “I was just trying to think of something, anything, that I could do to help out, y’know?”

“I think you showed a lot of courage there, Uraraka,” Yaoyorozu praised her. “You may not have had to fight against villains like some of the rest of us, but you had to watch Thirteen fall to Kurogiri’s attack.”

“Yeah, just seeing it on the screen was scary,” Izuku added. “Taking action against a villain after witnessing your idol being taken down takes a lot of bravery.”

Ochaco blushed at his praise and looked down, blushing even harder when she felt Izuku place a kiss against her cheek. This wasn’t really the place or time, or atmosphere, for such a romantic gesture. The episode hadn’t even shown what she’d done yet, just that she’d noticed Kurogiri’s neck brace! “Stop it,” she whispered, elated but conflicted, “yer makin’ me blush, Izuku.”

“I have no time for this.” Iida looked behind him at the villain’s harsh complaint against Iida’s actions. Kurogiri was right behind him, the black mist his body was made of nearly blotting out the sky above him before enveloping the teen. “Be gone!”

As Iida closed his eyes in despair amidst the shadows all around him, Narrator Midoriya’s words came through. “This was it.”

The Mountain Zone trio were calmly standing around, Yaoyorozu’s costume fixed as she told Jiro, “See? Good as new,” before the ground behind Kaminari erupted and another villain rose from beneath the ground to the girls’ shock and horror.

“The evil that pros faced,” Narrator Midoriya continued as the scene switched to Midoriya, Asui, and Mineta’s worried and dumbstruck expressions. “We’d gotten our first look, but the worst was yet to come.”

Gasps and murmurs went through the audience as the camera panned over Eraser Head, face-down in the cement in a pool of his own blood as Shigaraki gloated over his defeated body.

“V-Vlad King…” Monoma began to say, though his voice was shaking and had none of its usual haughty attitude, “surely wouldn’t have lost to…”

“He said bioengineered ‘Anti-Symbol of Peace’, Monoma,” Kendo replied, her hands on her arms, rubbing them to try to bring some warmth into them and remove the chill that suffused through her body. “Eraser Head would have been erasing its quirk, and it still did that.”

Yaoyorozu averted her gaze, and she wasn’t the only one who did so and covered her ears when the Nomu let out an inhumane shriek.

“It certainly was one tough customer,” Yagi sighed, folding his arms and looking down as the mid-episode break hit. “I’m just thankful the damage wasn’t worse and you managed to make a recovery, Aizawa.” Class A’s homeroom teacher stayed silent, eyes watching the screen, fingers curled into tight fists under his crossed arms.

An explosion rocked a building in the Collapse Zone, Bakugo roaring as he attacked. “Say goodbye!” Two villains were thrown back by the power of his quirk, slamming into the wall and falling unconscious.

Bakugo grinned like a wolf. “FInally, it’s our turn, Kirishima.”

His friend sported his shark-like grin, watching as the sword a villain had pulled against his past self broke apart against his hardened skin. “Those guys were messing with the wrong class.”

Ashido cheered up a bit and whistled as she saw Kirishima chop down the sword-wielding villain. “Hey, good job, Kiri. Looks like you and Bakugo really cleaned up.”

Kirishima chuckled. “Aw, it was nothing, really. Those villains weren’t all that tough.”

“Let’s hurry and find the rest of our class,” Kirishima told Bakugo. “If we’re both still in the USJ, then everyone else probably is, too. And not all of them have the offensive skills we do.”

Mineta ground his teeth together and started to wish that he could have been anywhere else in the USJ than where he ultimately wound up, before remembering that both Midoriya and Asui had said that without him there, the villains likely still would have come after them. It would have been a difficult escape for Asui, dragging Midoriya along with her with his broken fingers. They might not have made it out.

And remembering Nomu smash Aizawa’s face into the pavement was still fresh in his mind.

“At least we all made it out pretty much okay,” Hagakure said, trying and failing to be a little peppy.

“We gotta make sure they’re safe,” Kirishima continued, thinking back to just before they were warped out. “Especially since we screwed things up when we got in the way earlier. If Thirteen had been able to suck up that villain, then we never would’ve been separated like that.”

“So you did recognize that you made a mistake,” Aizawa spoke up, looking down at Kirishima, who gulped sheepishly. “Are you backsliding on me, Kirishima?”

“I’m sorry, sir!”

Several students gasped, with Uraraka pointing up at the screen. “Deku, look!”

“I see it,” he agreed.

“Someone’s camouflaged, ribbit.”

“...gonna go destroy that warpy bastard,” Bakugo declared, rejecting Kirishima’s idea of finding their classmates.

“Huh? Our physical attacks didn’t hurt that guy,” Kirishima reminded him. “C’mon, don’t be an idiot, man.”

“Shut up!” Bakugo retorted, his anger at Kirishima’s denseness rising. “I’m gonna take him down because he’s their way in and out.” The hidden camouflaged villain fell down from the ceiling behind him as he explained his plan to Kirishima. “If I cut off their escape route, they’ll be stuck here and have to pay for what they’ve done! We’ll just have to figure it out.”

The hidden villain leapt at them. ‘Hope you had fun chit-chatting. Too bad you let your guard dow—”

Bakugo’s hand reached out and grabbed the villain by the face, exploding him.

“Damn,” Sero said, a grin coming back to his expression. “Nice one, Bakugo.”

“Idiot,” the pink-haired blond spat back. “Like I’d let a weak small fry like that get the jump on me.”

Ojiro grunted and grinned slightly as the Bakugo on-screen devalued the villains’ skills. “It’s nice to hear you had some confidence in us.”

“Tch,” Bakugo scowled. “You wouldn’t have gotten into UA in the first place if you were all a bunch of weak blibbering morons. Those villains couldn’t even take down mall cops. If any of you lost to them I’m gonna f*cking kill you.”

“Since when do you act so calm and rational?” Kirishima asked. “Usually you’re all like…” he turned to the side, where a caricature of Bakugo appeared with shark-like teeth, screaming “Die!! Die!! Die!!”

“I’m always calm and rational, you red-haired loser!” Bakugo shouted.

“Yeah! There you are,” Kirishima cheerfully pointed out.

Izuku chuckled a little as he let out a breath. “Only Kirishima could have warmed up to Bakugo this fast.”

“...the others if you want to,” Bakugo told his friend while turning away after dropping the charred chameleon villain to the floor.

“Wait, hold up!” Kirishima called. “I think what you’re really saying is that you believe in our classmates,” he stated while activating his quirk through his arms. He grinned as he punched his two hardened fists together. “And that’s thinkin’ like a man, Bakugo.”

A few relaxed sighs left the lips of a number of the students are the drumbeat from Midoriya’s training montage in the third episode kicked in as the scene switched to the Fire Zone. Nothing bad had ever happened so far during upbeat music tracks, so this was probably just going to be a montage of their classmates kicking villain butt. Hagakure cheered when Ojiro knocked out a villain with a headbutt after swinging down from a streetlight, and the Tail-quirked boy smiled and gave her a thumbs-up from his seat in the row above her.

“Were you really fine playing the bait, Koda?” Sato asked his seatmate, watching Koda and Tokoyami in the Squall Zone.

He grimaced but nodded. “It really was our only option. There weren’t any animals around to help me, and Tokoyami and Dark Shadow were a perfect fit in the storm.”

The music was still playing as the scene cut back to Iida running towards the doors. “I have no time for this,” Kurogiri’s voice carried. “Be gone!” Iida shut his eyes against the mist that enveloped him.

A pair of hands touched the metal brace the warp villain was wearing, the fingertips flashing pink with a clear chime ringing as Uraraka’s quirk activated.

“I knew it!” Izuku cheered, beaming and pumping his fist as the show went into slow motion for a moment, Kurogiri’s mist being seemingly yanked back, away from Iida. “Great job, Ochaco!”

“I don’t know what his quirk is,” Uraraka said, “but he’s wearing some kinda weird armour. So he must have a physical body inside here somewhere.” Gripping the metal in her hands tightly, Uraraka threw her arms up, launching the metal brace skyward. “Now! Run, Iida!”

“Yeah, nice work, Ochaco, ribbit.”

“That was clutch, Uraraka!” Sato agreed.

A whole bunch of the students, led by Ashido and Hagakure, were cheering them on as they watched Iida work to pry the doors open, while Sero and Sato teamed up to keep Kurogiri off of their class rep’s back by first getting some tape on the armour Uraraka had floated and then having Sato swing it around and toss him away like a hammer throw in the Olympics.

Yagi smiled at the students’ teamwork to overcome the obstacle that had been placed in their way, noticing that Aizawa, who hadn’t been able to witness the bravery of his students, was sporting a soft but proud grin. Kayama and Nezu as well. They were a fine group of young heroes.

“Engine… BOOST!” Flames roared from Iida's engines as he tore up the track, running away from the USJ and towards the main campus, towards the pro hero teachers who would save his classmates.

Tenya swallowed. He knew in his heart that he did the right thing; the correct thing. If he hadn’t gone for help, then the other teachers wouldn’t have arrived in time to clean things up. He clenched his fist tightly and bit his lower lip.

But still…

When he had run from the USJ to get backup that day, the show wasn’t revealing all of his thoughts. The moment he’d escaped through those doors, there was a thought that flooded through his mind; something that had nothing to do with saving his classmates. For one brief, wondrous moment, Tenya Iida had felt elation , because as soon as he crossed the threshold of those doors, he was safe . The whole time he was running to alert the teachers, he had had to keep reminding himself that his classmates were still in danger and needed help, or else the joy of having escaped from that nightmare of seeing his teacher get taken down by a villain while he stood by, helpless, would have consumed him. Meeting All Might along the way had been a fortuitous circ*mstance that eased his panic, but then another ugly emotion had begun to bubble away inside of him.

The USJ incident was no secret. Details about what had happened leaked out. Rumours of the student who ran away circulated through the school, and Tenya had tried to put them out of his mind to focus on the Sports Festival. He believed he had been successful, but seeing these events again caused that feeling that had been stewing beneath the surface to come to a simmer.

Tenya clenched his teeth and looked down. What I did was the correct thing, I know that. I know that! But if that is the case, then why do I feel so ashamed?

Unaware of Iida’s mental strife, the students cheered as they saw him run for aid and Kurogiri lamented the speedster’s escape.

Their cheers came to an abrupt end as the music stopped, Aizawa’s broken goggles taking up the centre of the screen. Saliva began to pool in their mouths as they felt their stomachs tighten into knots, dreading what could possibly be coming.

Nomu had Eraser Head’s right forearm in its grasp, the sound of skin and muscles moving as it tightened and tightened its grip, until there was a SNAP , and the forearm bent in a way it wasn’t supposed to as Eraser Head’s hand dropped limp, the pro hero screaming in pain as his blood started to run down from beneath the Nomu’s fingers.

Kayama placed her hands to her mouth while Aizawa looked away, wincing and trying not to recall the phantom pain his body was experiencing at seeing that injury happen again. He couldn’t see the faces of any of his students, but he knew they had gone deathly pale. All they could do was gasp, too horrified for words beyond failing cries of his name. He felt a hand touch his left, squeezing tightly. He didn’t need to look up into her eyes; he knew the look that was in them. He’d seen Nemuri with that look often enough after he’d been injured fighting crime, and was glad that even all these years after graduating UA that she was his friend.

Not that he’d ever say that out loud, of course, but she knew all the same.

“You can erase people’s powers,” Shigaraki stated, standing in front of Eraser Head as the pro was held down by Nomu sitting on him. “That’s irritating, but it’s nothing impressive. When faced with true, devastating power, you might as well be a quirkless child.”

Eraser Head’s breath was ragged but furious as he turned a face filled with rage and pain back towards the beast holding him down, and his eye flashed red as he turned his quirk full blast at Nomu.

It was useless, as Nomu slammed his palm down on Eraser Head’s left arm, snapping the bones like matchsticks and cracking the concrete.

As Aizawa’s scream of agony at his bones shattering ripped through the theatre, it was joined by an encore of horrid retches as the lunches of several students entered the vomit bags when their stomachs turned. Tetsutetsu lost his lunch this time as well. His whole body was shaking and his skin had exploded with sweat. “Monoma… don’t say it. Don’t even think it.”

‘He’s breaking my bones like they’re twigs.’ Eraser Head lay there, blood splatter on the cement around him and a cut on his head above his hairline bleeding badly. ‘I’m positive I erased his quirk. That means he’s super strong, even without powers.’ Eraser Head groaned as Nomu grabbed his head again, pulling his face off the ground.

“No!” Ashido cried, her eyes blinded by tears. “Leave him alone! Mr. Aizawa!”

‘I think he’s as strong as All Might,’ Eraser Head concluded, the pain being felt even in his thoughts. Nomu smashed his head into the ground again, shattering the cement with Eraser Head’s face.

“Mr. Aizawa!” Yaoyorozu gasped.

“No way…” Tokoyami whispered.

Koda shook his head back and forth. “This is awful.”

Iida shook his head, trying to remind himself again that his running for help while his teacher suffered like this was not an act of cowardice.

Hatsume was completely speechless. This is what heroes faced, not the flashy stuff on TV or in the Sports Festival. This. This right here was what she was making her babies for.

Mineta had his head buried in his knees, avoiding having seen Aizawa’s face smash into pavement again. This was too real. Way too real. Why did he have to relive seeing this? Seeing Mr. Aizawa getting tortured by Shigaraki and Nomu all over again?

The three in the lake were just as horrified, this being their first time witnessing it, and witnessing all of it live, not just the parts the show deemed to illustrate. Asui’s face was half buried beneath the surface, Mineta was crying while his hands covered his mouth, and Midoriya stood still in abject horror. “No… no! I can’t watch this anymore,” Mineta whimpered.

Many of his watching peers teared up and nodded, turning their heads aside.

“Do not turn away from this, students,” Nezu spoke up. “Remember, this is the career you signed up for. While this is not the ideal time to be receiving this lesson, it is one you will have to learn to live with. Whether you are a rescue hero or a combat hero, daylight or underground, these are the images in disaster sites you will need to become accustomed to.”

Reluctantly, slowly, they followed the direction of the principal.

Kurogiri appeared next to Shigaraki. “Tomura Shigaraki.”

“Kurogiri,” he acknowledged. “Did you manage to kill Thirteen?”

“The rescue hero is out of commission,” his subordinate reported. “But there were students I was unable to disperse and one of them got outside of the facility.”

Shigaraki turned to look at him. “Huh!?” Shigaraki began to growl, his hands coming up to scratch at his neck. His growls and breathing grew more intense and erratic as his scratching quickened, growing louder and louder. It sounded like he was almost flaying the skin from his own neck as his wrath mounted. “Kurogiri… You fool... If you weren’t our warp gate, I’d tear apart every last atom in your body.”

The students, still pale and queasy from their teacher’s brutal beatdown, grew even colder at how unhinged Shigaraki was. Monoma was completely silent, but 1-A had forgotten he was even in the room. They’d even forgotten that they were sitting in a theatre, with their classmates beside them. Even Bakugo felt fear seeing the leader of the villains threaten his subordinate like that, not that he’d admit it to anyone.

Shigaraki stopped, the skin on his neck red and raw from his incessant scratching. “There’s no way we can win if dozens of pros show up to stop us. It’s game over. Back to the title screen. And I was looking forward to finishing this today. Damn it. Let’s go home.”

He really is like a child, Nezu thought grimly, noticing a number of their students freeze in place at the sudden change in attitude Shigaraki was displaying. From rage to disappointment and apathy in a moment.

Todoroki narrowed his eyes. “He was willing to give up and leave just like that?” he wondered aloud. “He hadn’t accomplished any of his objectives…”

“Did he say they’re gonna just leave?” Mineta asked, his hushed whisper getting a hint of excitement in it.

“That’s what it sounded like to me,” Asui agreed, holding her breath and watching intently. Mineta gasped, relief flooding through him that they were going to make it out of this okay. As his eyes watered, he latched onto Asui.

“Yes! That’s amazing!” He whisper-shouted as she opened her mouth in shock. Mineta’s hand was grabbing her chest as he celebrated.

The mood… shifted. Every female eye turned towards Mineta, glaring red. Nobody shouted anything; nobody did anything, and nobody dared say a single word in the tense atmosphere that had just enveloped the theatre. Should they speak, they feared that a lightning bolt of wrath would come down upon them and strike them dead where they sat, even if they spoke up to chastise Mineta. Now was not the place or time for that.

Later… his punishment would come later…

Even though he had already received it. Asui held Mineta down under the water, half drowning him as she spoke to Midoriya, who had been oblivious to the whole exchange, with blushing cheeks. He hadn’t taken his eyes off the villains for a moment. “I have a real bad feeling about this, Midoriya.”

He nodded, either not hearing or ignoring Mineta’s spluttering. “It seems weird that they’d retreat at this point, even if help is on the way.” The screen did a close-up on his anxious face, the background around him turning grey. ‘All Might’s probably coming. Don’t they wanna kill him? They must know UA will beef up their security after this. So now’s their best chance. What’s going on here?’ he wondered as he beheld Nomu, still holding Eraser Head’s head down into the pavement while Shigaraki and Kurogiri stood idly by. ‘Why is this ‘game over,’ huh?’

Shigaraki moved as if remembering something. “Oh, before we leave, let’s make sure the Symbol of Peace is broken.”

Absolute cold dread filled the room as they heard Shigaraki speak, Midoriya’s and Asui’s images reflected in his blood-red eye.

“Let’s wreck his pride.”

Midoriya gasped. Shigaraki had moved too fast! He was already right in front of them, his hand reaching out. “Let’s make this hurt.”

All around the screen became bright as Asui’s face was in the bottom centre of the screen, Shigaraki’s hand at the top, reaching out towards her…

A jumble of voices all shouted out Asui’s given and family name at once as the on-screen Midoriya recalled his teacher’s crumbling elbow before the horrified thought of Asui disintegrating before his eyes entered his brain as he followed the path of Shigaraki’s hand in a trance-like daze. Ochaco leapt over Izuku’s lap and wrapped her arms around Tsu, Tokoyami, Iida, and Izuku joining in as they were all the closest ones to her. She held onto all of them, softly ribbiting.

Shigaraki’s hand touched Asui with all five fingers wrapped around her face, but nothing happened. He huffed, and turned his head. “You really are so cool…” The camera zoomed back to show wild tufts of black hair between massive dark-blue fingers. Eraser Head’s bloodied eye burned red with the power of his quirk. He looked like a blood-soaked devil from the depths of Hell, but to his students, he was an angel sent from Heaven. “...Eraser Head.”

Cheers erupted through the audience at Eraser Head’s save. If he hadn’t managed to fight against Nomu’s strength and raise his head at that moment, Asui would either be dead or at least be horribly scarred from Shigaraki’s touch.

Monoma recognized that right now. If it had been their class, without Erasure, there would have been nothing to prevent Shigaraki from using his quirk on any of them. He wanted to believe that they never would have ended up in the same situation; they didn’t have an All Might wannabe in their class like Midoriya who would have tried to head to the plaza from the Shipwreck Zone to case out the situation to help out their teacher. At least, not during the first week of class.

That… that doesn’t mean that 1-B’s not still superior to them or anything, he quickly rationalized. Just, in this one circ*mstance, 1-A’s teacher Eraser Head is the correct hero for the job to combat the villain, that’s all.

Nomu slammed Eraser Head’s face into the ground again, finally knocking him unconscious. Midoriya jumped out of the water, fist reared back. He needed to stop Shigaraki, now!

‘Crap, crap, crap, crap, crap!’ his mind whirled at a million miles a second, his body already moving before he’d finished thinking. ‘This guy’s clearly different from the ones we fought before!’ he thought as he powered up One For All in his right arm. ‘I’ve gotta save Asui and get us outta here!’

“You!” Midoriya demanded. “Let her go! Now! Smaaaash!”

Water and wind blew away from Midoriya’s punch, knocking away villains that had still been standing in the plaza and shattering lights that lined the edges of the dome, far away from the point of contact.

So that’s what that blast of wind was, Ochaco thought while still latched onto Tsu. Izuku had used his quirk.

“How come Shigaraki’s not dead then!?” Hagakure cried out. “You freaking Smashed him, Midoriya!”

“Such power…” Monoma whispered to himself, his eyes bugging out as he saw it again. The amount of force that Midoriya generated from just a single punch. Maybe in their joint training, if he could manage to touch Midoriya and copy his quirk, then he’d have the entire fight in the bag.

‘What?’ Midoriya realized, flinching in surprise as he stared at his right arm. It looked perfectly fine. ‘My arm’s not broken.’

“Fifth time’s the charm,” Ojiro chuckled with a smirk.

‘After all that training, now’s when I’m able to get a good Smash in?’ Midoriya wondered in amazement at the fortuitous timing of getting the slightest of a handle on his quirk. ‘All right!’ His excitement at this new development with his quirk overrode the fear he’d been harbouring of the situation he and his classmates were in. It was an important milestone for him, using his quirk without breaking his limbs!

Unfortunately, that excitement was incredibly short-lived. The show revealed that he’d punched Nomu in the stomach, and the bio-engineered villain didn’t seem to be phased in the slightest.

The excitement in the theatre at their classmate finally using his quirk without breaking his bones evaporated as the on-screen version of him realized the horror of his powerlessness against the Nomu, and he was the one All Might had chosen to inherit his power!

“So not even Midori… could do anything to stop it?” Ashido gasped and shivered.

Midoriya’s body became a transparent stylized silhouette as Asui’s image appeared behind him, her words running through his mind. “If the villains spent so much time planning this attack, then they probably figured out a way to kill him.”

‘No way…’ he realized to his terror.

“You’re pretty powerful,” Shigaraki commented. “This ‘smash’ of yours… are you one of All Might’s disciples?” His shoulders slumped, no longer interested. He hadn’t even turned to look at Midoriya. “Doesn’t matter.” Nomu’s beady pinprick of a pupil swung down towards Midoriya. “I’m done with you now.” Nomu reached down and grabbed Midoriya by the arm to keep him in place, the boy yelling in panic as Nomu raised his other arm high, preparing to swat him into the pavement like he had done to the boy’s teacher.

Asui knocked Shigaraki’s hand to the side, darting her head in Midoriya’s direction and loosing her tongue at him.

Everything went in slow motion. Asui’s tongue reaching for Midoriya. Nomu’s outstretched hand on its way down to squash Midoriya like a bug. Shigaraki’s parched hands advancing towards the heads of Asui and Mineta to turn both of them into dust. The blood from Eraser Head’s wounds spreading further along the cement to stain his goggles.

All of that stopped as the doors to the USJ burst from their hinges with a cloud of dust.

The theatre went deathly quiet, caught up in the moment of drama. The dogpile on Asui looked up from where they were all in a giant hug, and even Mineta raised his head from where he had buried it between his knees. Smiles rose to their faces as footsteps echoed, accompanied by the bulked out body of the man who had been lauded as the world’s Number One Hero carrying his jacket in his left hand.

Cheers erupted as All Might’s theme kicked in with the uplifting opening bars of violin to match the overjoyed and excited looks spreading upon Show Uraraka and Show Ashido’s faces. A bunch of them filled up the silence with chants of “All Might! All Might! All Might! All Might!”

All Might walked slowly, silently, into the building to the unheard tone of his theme music, Shoji, Sero, and Sato gazing upon their teacher’s entrance with grins of relief, hope, and renewed confidence.

The walking titan slammed his foot down, the dust kicked up from his destruction of the doors billowing around him. “Have no fear, students.” The camera panned up from his foot over his broad, powerful chest, to reveal the man’s face. All Might’s teeth were clenched tight, shadows in every crease upon the man’s face, set not with his smile, but in an expression of primal fury. “I am here!

Mineta wept tears like Midoriya. “Look, we’re saved!”

Asui had managed to grab Midoriya with her tongue, the boy no longer restrained by Nomu, and all she could do was ribbit in relief. “He’s here,” Midoriya faintly assured himself, convincing himself that his eyes were not playing tricks on him. “All Might…”

The show cut to the hero standing at the edge of the stairs leading down from the entrance, tossing his suit jacket aside.

“Ah,” Shigaraki sighed, elated as he looked up at the majestic pro who stood at the pinnacle of hero society. “Looks like our game’s getting a ‘continue’.”

“Asui!” “Mineta!” “Midoriya!”

A jumble of limbs and bodies crashed together as everyone piled into massive hugs on the three kids who had nearly been destroyed by Shigaraki and Nomu as the outro began. Mineta almost couldn’t believe that Jiro, freaking Jiro, was actually trying to hug and comfort him.

“Tsu, I’m so sorry!” Yaoyorozu apologized. “I had no idea! My words were out of line! Midoriya, I apologize!”

“That was so scary!”

“I thought you were gonna die!”

“If All Might hadn’t shown up…”

“If Mr. Aizawa hadn’t been a total badass and used his quirk right then…”

“Oh you guys!”

“I’m so glad you’re alive!”

“If All Might had been a second later… if I had been one moment slower in telling him when we ran into each other… then you all…”

“We give you a hard time for being a huge pervert, Mineta, but none of us actually want you to die .”

Izuku sniffed. “Thanks you guys. I’m just… so glad that you’re all my friends.” Asui ribbited in agreement as Mineta voiced his thanks too.

Their exclamations and sobs of relief and joy at having narrowly evaded death not once but twice in the span of about thirty seconds overwhelmed the speakers, drowning out the music of the outro and the next episode preview. Through it all, the teachers smiled warmly down at the twenty-odd students, the majority of whom were celebrating how thankful they were that three of their number had come out of that harrowing situation alive and well.

Aizawa turned an eye towards Monoma, seeing that the blond braggart of 1-B was seemingly staring at the screen that had just now blipped into the countdown timer before the next episode, completely stiff, as if frozen in place.

Notes:

Phew! Okay, no more Best Frog Hero almost getting insta-killed (or horribly disfigured) by Shigaraki. Next up is the climactic battle in the USJ of All Might (and students) vs Nomu!

Chapter 19: A Ray of Hope

Notes:

No real notes this time!

Chapter Text

Itsuka Kendo placed her hand on Monoma’s shoulder after the countdown timer began. “You okay there, Monoma? You’re looking pretty green.” She glanced at Tetsutetsu, who nodded and got to his feet.

“I’ll get some napkins,” he said, taking his and Monoma’s used vomit bags with him, “and get something to drink to wash the taste of puke away.” Her gaze followed him anxiously for a moment or two before Itsuka returned it to Monoma. He was being a lot more passive at the moment. It didn’t take a genius to understand why. The massive dogpile of hugs and good feelings going on below her that had dragged in the entire class of 1-A, even Bakugo (though he wasn’t giving anyone a hug, just shooting glares and loudly threatening Midoriya that since he’d taken All Might’s power, if he ever let Shigaraki turn him to dust, Bakugo would kill him).

“A five-point touch disintegration type quirk…” she muttered to herself, echoing Ojiro’s earlier words and thinking hard. Her own fighting style was very much martial arts based, and her quirk expanded her hands immensely. If she were to fight him, it would be incredibly dangerous. It’d be all too easy for Shigaraki to touch her giant hands and then they’re gone. That’s it. She’s out of action forever and handicapped for the rest of her life. But while she was looking at it analytically right now, she was only doing that to distract herself from the fear of Shigaraki that had been threatening to consume her prior to the arrival of All Might at the end of the episode.

Monoma hadn’t seemed to have shaken that off yet. He still hadn't acknowledged her address. "Hey, Monoma? Earth to Monoma?" She tapped him on the shoulder.

"Wah! Kendo!" Itsuka honestly hadn't expected that to startle him so much. "Don't do that!"

"Do what? Tap you on the shoulder when you're spacing out?" she inquired patiently. He scowled and looked away, down at the crowd of 1-A and Hatsume. "Penny for your thoughts?"

Monoma was silent for a good minute, the countdown timer slowly heading towards the beginning of their final episode of the second day. "Real talk, Kendo," he said at last with barely more than two minutes to go. "Do you believe we would have been able to handle the USJ better than 1-A did?"

“…That’s a tricky question,” she answered after thinking about it for a moment. “Our quirks are all really different from 1-A’s, and we don’t have any clear powerhouses in our class like Bakugo and Todoroki. We would probably have been okay against the street thugs that they brought; we’re all UA students after all, and like Todoroki said, most of the villains at the USJ didn’t really seem to know how to properly use their quirks. Depending on how we were scattered around I’m not sure how many times we’d be able to take out the whole bunch of them at once like Midoriya, Todoroki, and Kaminari did, but we’d probably have been able to handle ourselves just fine even back in the first week.

“The big question, then, boils down to Shigaraki, Kurogiri, and Nomu. To be brutally honest, seeing Midoriya punch Nomu with that much force and having it do absolutely nothing to it, and seeing what Shigaraki and Kurogiri are capable of with their quirks, I don’t see us getting out of that without at least a bunch of injuries. Mr. Kan would have been able to handle the regular villains just fine, like Mr. Aizawa did, but doing so would have exhausted him, and he wouldn’t be able to erase Shigaraki’s quirk. If we were in the situation Midoriya, Asui, and Mineta were in, one of, if not all three of us, would be dead. The only person I can think of having a chance to force them to retreat is Kinoko, and that’s only if she uses her spores to grow mushrooms inside of their tracheas so they can’t breathe. We also don’t have anyone who is super fast like Iida, so even if we did manage to get someone outside like 1-A did, it’d take a long while for them to get help, and we don’t even know to what extent the signal jamming was going on for.”

Itsuka sighed. “To be brutally honest, Monoma, if it was our class at the USJ that day, we’d probably be royally screwed.”

“What if I was able to copy Shigaraki’s quirk and use it on Nomu?” Monoma asked, biting at the nail on his thumb. “That’d give us an advantage 1-A wouldn’t have had. It doesn’t matter how strong Nomu is if he’s been disintegrated, right?”

Itsuka tensed. “That’s… true, but do you think you could really do that, Monoma? You’re essentially talking about killing him. That’s not something a hero should be considering lightly.”

“Sometimes killing the villain is the only option.”

Both turned and looked at Aizawa, looking at the pair as Tetsutetsu returned to the couch. “It’s never a pleasant part of the job, but sometimes, there are villains who are just too dangerous to take alive, or will not give you the chance to apprehend them. Sometimes they’ll even attempt to take themselves out with a hostage and the only way to save the civilian is to kill the villain. We’re like the police in the pre-quirk era in that sense. Sometimes you just can’t apprehend the criminal, and the only way to stop them is to put them down, permanently. It almost always spawns an investigation, however, so killing the villain is the absolute last resort when there are no other options.”

“Villains don’t operate with that kind of restraint, however,” Yagi spoke up. “They’re already breaking the law. Many of them won’t mind killing a hero who tries to stop them. Lots will even see it as a game or challenge. You heard the villains Young Midoriya and his classmates faced. They were ready to kill children, and none of them seemed to be harbouring any regret in their choice.”

The countdown timer ended before any of the 1-B trio could answer, and while some members of 1-A scrambled to get back to their original seats, the majority stayed in the big cuddle piles they had formed in the front two rows around Midoriya, Asui, and Mineta. Yaoyorozu, Kaminari, and Jiro had also become somewhat integral figures in those hug piles as well, given the cliffhanger their villain interaction had ended on. Bakugo didn’t return to his seat, but he didn’t join in the hugs, choosing to stand off to the side on the landing beside the second level of seating, leaning against the wall with his arms folded in front of his chest.

The episode began with a close-up of Kurogiri’s face, his eyes narrowing in what could assumed to be a twisted smile as the screen cut between shots of the students’ shocked and horrified faces. Thirteen fell down, the back of her suit torn to ribbons as her voice gasped out, “I’m sorry… he got me…”

“Thirteen!” cried Ashido.

“Not this again!” Mineta said, covering his eyes as once again they saw Nomu’s massive hand slam down, snapping their homeroom teacher’s arm like a dry twig.

Kayama placed her hand on Aizawa’s shoulder again, giving him a soft look. “Hey, if you need someone to talk to about what happened, I’m always here, Shota. What you said to Midoriya yesterday about looking after mental health, that goes for you too.” He grimaced, annoyed that his colleague was using his own words against him, but seeing Nomu slam his face back into the cement a few more times, wincing horribly and remembering the feeling of the bones in his face fracturing, told him that she was right. Aizawa simply nodded.

The hugs renewed around the trio that had been so close to getting dusted or turned into a bloody paste by Shigaraki and Nomu while the three in question clenched their eyes shut and tried to will away the tears that leaked out of the corners of their eyes. They were safe here and now, giving them the luxury of crying out the fear that they had encountered that day and hadn’t told a soul about.

Narrator Midoriya began a voiceover. “All of us, even our teachers, were scared. The evil we faced clouded our hearts with fear.”

“I wasn’t scared, you idiot!” Bakugo retorted. “I was pissed off! That’s all!”

Just before Nomu’s massive hand could reach Midoriya’s face, the huge doors to the USJ burst off their hinges in an explosion of dust. The heads of practically everyone in the USJ turned to the source of the disturbance. Behind the veil of dust, a single figure stood. “But the deeper the darkness around you…” continued Midoriya’s narration as Uraraka and Ashido gasped in wondrous relief and their male classmates by the door grinned in excitement. The figure gained definition as the camera panned up their body. “...the brighter the light shines, when a ray of hope appears.”

“It’s All Might!”

“This is a bit of a different start compared to how the previous episode ended,” Hatsume said over the opening bars of the intro, tilting her head a little while still having her arms around Iida, who had his arms around Asui and Midoriya. “Last episode ended with All Might walking in all cool and silent. This one’s starting with a bunch of you shouting out his name.”

“I think that’s because the last one was from the perspective of Midoriya, Tsu, and Mineta,” Yaoyorozu offered an explanation. “From their point of view, halfway across the USJ and at the edge of the artificial lake and plaza, all they’d be able to see would be the dust cloud until All Might came to the top of the stairs. They might not have been able to hear Uraraka, Ashido, and the others call out his arrival.”

Ojiro nodded. “That makes sense. I missed all of what was going on out there because I was stuck in the burning city.

Sero breathed a sigh of relief. “At least the scary part’s over now. Now that All Might’s here, we can just watch how he and the others took down the villains and then whatever the rest of the teachers did when they showed up a few minutes after him.”

“Yeah,” Jiro agreed. “Snipe totally saved our butts at the end. No thanks to me.”

She bit at one of her jacks in frustration, before after a few seconds she felt a hand touch her shoulder. “You know, it was still pretty cool what you did to try to save me,” Kaminari said. “Sorry about going all brain dead and putting you in that spot. I had no idea the electric guy would have been hanging out underground in the Mountain Zone.”

Jiro felt a bit of heat rise to her cheeks and she glanced away from Kaminari to look back at the intro as it neared its finish. “It was nothing. But… you’re welcome, and thanks.”

“I couldn’t shake the feeling that something had gone wrong here when Aizawa and Thirteen didn’t answer my calls,” All Might said as Uraraka and Ashido cried in relief as the tension flooded out from them while they knelt next to Thirteen’s prone body. Sato, Sero, and Shoji’s tentacle mouths were all smiling at him. “So I hurried over, running into Young Iida along the way. He told me of the villainy at work here.”

The camera got a close-up of All Might’s mouth from a side profile, the hero’s teeth gritting in what could only be fury and frustration, directed at both the villains and himself. ‘I can’t believe all of this went down while I was resting!’ The scene flashed to when Iida met All Might on the road between the USJ and the main campus building, the class rep with panic and fear in his eyes as he quickly gave All Might details of the situation. ‘I hate to think of how frightened these children must be, and how hard my colleagues had to fight in order to protect them.’ Thirteen was still conscious, the downed pro struggling to keep herself from lying completely face-down.

‘The only thing I can do now is reassure them that things will be okay,’ he reasoned as he stepped forward. ‘That’s my duty as the Symbol of Peace.’

All Might slammed his right foot down, the dust in the air swirling around him. “Have no fear, students…” he declared with a deadly serious tone. All Might reached up and grabbed at his tie, tearing it and his top button off with a single jerk of his wrist. “Because I am here!”

Kirishima and Tetsutetsu cheered and whooped first, and their shouts were infectious as other students in the auditorium also began to cheer and celebrate All Might’s epic arrival and catchphrase.

“Ripping off his tie like that was so cool,” Hagakure squealed. “Go get ‘em, All Might!”

“...All Might!” Midoriya gasped as Asui held onto him with her tongue. The camera returned to a close-up of All Might’s face, the hero who always saved the day with a smile wearing an expression of absolute rage. “And he’s not smiling.”

“That’s ‘cause All Might’s about to kick some ass!” Bakugo roared.

“He’s gonna save everyone,” Koda agreed, getting excited with the others and speaking up. “Because All Might always wins!”

Shigaraki had stood up and was glaring at All Might. “...heroic piece of trash shows up.”

“Boo!” Ashido shouted. “Boo! Go home Shigaraki!”

Episode 12: All Might

“You suck!” Hagakure joined in as the episode card came onto the screen.

“And stink!” Asui added.

“Go take a bath in a tub of moisturizer!” Ashido heckled again.

All Might tossed away his suit jacket as the small fry in the plaza began freaking out. “Holy crap. It’s All Might!”

“I’ve never seen the guy in person before,” another villain said, looking shaken up by the appearance of the undefeated and unrivaled Symbol of Peace.

“I didn’t expect him to be so huge.”

A third villain scoffed. “This is no time to talk, you idiots,” he scolded them. “If we strike now,” All Might vanished from the top of the stairs, “we can kill hi—”

“Whoa!” Kendo gasped as the villain who’d been speaking was instantly knocked out, All Might moving and punching so fast that he wasn’t even visible. “So fast!”

The villains were all down as All Might picked up Eraser Head’s bloody and broken body. He was unconscious, but still showing signs of life. “I’m sorry, Aizawa,” All Might apologized. “I should’ve been here.”

Aizawa didn’t dignify All Might with a scolding or any sort of reprimand. He knew the other hero was already beating himself up about this situation. He didn’t need to lay any more guilt onto the retired pro’s shoulders. Just watching how badly Kurogiri and Nomu had injured Thirteen and himself during the incident was likely making it even harder on the old man, especially since All Might no longer had the ability to step in and fight another Nomu were something like this to happen again.

All Might turned towards Shigaraki, Nomu, and his three students. The camera zoomed in on the darkness beneath his protruding eyebrows, and the hero’s electric blue pupil came into focus. Midoriya and the other two yelped as All Might had them all under his left arm and Eraser Head under his right in an instant. Shigaraki was knocked backwards with a crunch as the hand covering his face fell off.

“That’s intense,” Tetstetsu commented with a grin. “So that’s what All Might’s like in action, huh?”

“Hit him again!” Jiro cheered. “Knock him out!”

“Shigaraki escaped, Jiro,” Todoroki reminded her.

“Don’t spoil her fun,” Aoyama gently chided him.

“Man, seeing it like this as a show with the music is just so kickass,” Kirishima hyped himself up. “All Might’s so manly!”

“Everybody, back to the entrance,” All Might ordered the three students. “And take Aizawa with you. He doesn’t have much time.”

Mineta and Asui quickly agreed while Midoriya looked up at his mentor and idol with anxiety. “You saved us, All Might,” he said, still likely in shock from the near-death experience barely half a minute ago.

Ochaco wrapped her arms tighter around Izuku as she continued to look up at the screen, deciphering the tone of his voice. He’s not just in shock from havin’ been saved like that. He’s worried about All Might. He doesn’t have any time, and none o’ the rest of us knew it.

Shigaraki was covering his face and searching for the hand that had fallen off, complaining about what had just happened. He reached the fallen body part, kneeling on the ground for it. “He’s still fast, Father. Somehow he managed to hit me.”

Despite the heroic chords of the music still playing through the speakers, the watching audience felt their bodies chill at what Shigaraki just said as he grabbed the hand. Nobody wanted to say anything, but they all thought the same thing.

Father? No, don’t tell me that that hand is…

Yagi placed a hand over his mouth and he hunched over, forcing himself not to look at the screen. He jammed his eyes closed, but tried not to let a sound escape. He didn’t need Young Midoriya hearing him and asking him questions. That hand… belonged to Master’s, to Nana’s son!

Shigaraki sighed as he seemed to calm down with the hand back over his face. “Of course a government hero relies on violence. I wasn’t prepared. I couldn’t even see him when he moved. But he’s not as fast as I thought he would be. He’s not as fast as he used to be. I guess it’s true after all.”

The students recoiled and redoubled their hugs of solidarity at the sudden side-profile shot of Shigaraki’s face behind the hand, the twisted grin and beady red eyes darkened in shadow.

“All Might really is getting weaker.”

“The villains were paying close attention,” Bakugo muttered scornfully. “I bet it was the boss villain who told him that.”

“That is to be expected,” Tokoyami stated. “Agents of darkness will always keep an eye on our greatest of paragons.”

Nezu jotted some notes down in the book he’d taken from Kamimoto earlier.

Midoriya, holding Eraser Head over his shoulder and neck, was trying to dissuade All Might from going into battle. “That brain villain took One For—” he stopped himself, realizing he was about to name his quirk in front of Asui and Mineta, before quickly correcting, “I-I smashed him and didn’t break my arm this time, but he wasn’t fazed at all! He’s too strong!”

All Might cast his arm out towards the boy. “Young Midoriya!” The hero looked back at his successor and made a ‘v’ over his eyes while smiling reassuringly at him. “I got this.”

Still seeming unsure, Midoriya started to walk back to the entrance, Asui coming to his side to help him with Eraser Head while Mineta followed behind.

“I was a bit too shocked at the time to notice, ribbit,” Asui said, glancing at Izuku, “but you almost name-dropped your quirk then.”

The only reason Izuku didn’t awkwardly rub the back of his head was because his arms were more or less pinned in the tangled web of limbs the chaotic class hug had become. One of his arms was stuck behind Asui’s back, while Yaoyorozu had accidentally pinned his other one to his side from where she was actually lying on top of him, and he was doing his level best not to be distracted by the feeling of his arm pressing into the valley between Yaoyorozu’s boobs. His head was in Ochaco’s lap as he lay on his side, practically sandwiched between the two brunettes with his right arm somewhat around the Frog-quirked girl.

Regardless of his awkward position, One For All’s successor still managed a pair of rosy cheeks from embarrassment. “Yeah, I was too caught up too. I didn’t realize it until the last moment.”

“Carolina…”

“Nomu,” Shigaraki called upon as All Might soared towards him, arms crossed in front of him.

“Smash!”

Nomu blocked the twin slash of All Might’s arms with just his torso by simply standing there and taking the hit. Great splashes of water burst into the air from where the force of the wind pressure All Might had unleashed disturbed the lake. The hero’s grin faded in confusion as he straightened his body, seeing that his attack had no effect on the villain in front of him.

“Seriously?” Kaminari gasped. “Nothing!?”

“Weren’t you watching the fight?” Sato asked.

“No!” the Electrification-user complained. “I was in the Mountain Zone. We weren’t able to see what was going on in the plaza.”

All Might leaned back to avoid a brutal bear hug from the Nomu. “Guess he wasn’t wrong when he said it had no effect on you!” the hero grunted, throwing a punch straight into Nomu’s abdomen. The beast quivered at the moment of impact, but steadied and tried to slam its hands down on All Might.

The students who hadn’t borne witness to the fight the first time watched as All Might bobbed and weaved, dodging Nomu’s attacks while punching the villain, their attention riveted even as their expressions of confidence fell. All Might had been the greatest; the best ever, but his attacks were doing absolutely nothing to Nomu. Class1-B’s trio and Hatsume had no idea how they had managed to get out of this scrape if even All Might couldn’t do anything to the villain, while the members of 1-A who only heard about the finale were having trouble linking the story their classmates had told them in the aftermath with the images on the screen.

“That’s because Nomu here has Shock Absorption, All Might” Shigaraki gloated as the two titans duked it out, with All Might mostly keeping up an offensive that dealt no damage. “The only way you’re going to hurt him is to slowly gouge out his flesh. Of course, I don’t think he’ll sit back and let you do that. You’ve finally met your match.”

All Might laughed as he ducked under a swiftly moving hand that had attempted to grab his face. “Thanks for telling me how to beat him!” He quickly got behind Nomu, grabbing him around the abs, and lifted the villain off its feet. “All I have to do is wear him down, and then it’s on to you!” All Might fell backwards to slam Nomu into the ground with a German Suplex, the force of the move sending a massive plume of dust into the air that blocked them from sight and shaking the ground of the facility.

“Whoa! Did you see that!?” Tetsutetsu crowed. “That was awesome! Way to go, All Might!”

“He took out Nomu like it was nothing,” Kendo gasped, a smile shining through her face. “Amazing!”

“All right!” Sato’s voice cheered as the camera panned down from their view by the stairs, showing just how high the dust plume went and how massive it was in scope. “Take that, bird-brain!”

“Whoa…” Sero muttered in awe.

Sato was pumped. “That’s what you get for underestimating him,” he taunted, not that the villains could hear him. Uraraka and Ashido looked at each other from where they were kneeling by Thirteen, their smiles and tears of relief shining brightly.

Midoriya, Asui, and Mineta were all watching over their shoulders as Midoriya carried Eraser Head on his back and Mineta held up the hero’s feet. “Are you guys seeing this?” Mineta asked with excitement. “That suplex looked like a huge explosion! All Might’s on a whole ‘nother level!”

“And yet he still has to look at his notes when he’s teaching us,” Asui pointed out with a bit of a sigh.

“Hey, hey now, Young Asui,” Yagi spoke up in a fluster, waving his hands in front of him. “I’m still new to the whole teaching thing with lesson plans and all that. And this was still the first week of class, after all.” The students all giggled as the former top hero injected a bit of levity with his sudden embarrassed defence of his initial lack of teaching prowess.

Aizawa sighed. “We should have probably paired you with a TA to help out in your lessons, All Might,” he said.

“One of the third-year hero course students would likely have gladly taken on the position to assist All Might in teaching the first-years,” Nezu agreed. “I wonder how different classes would have gone if one of the Big Three had been helping your class from the beginning, Aizawa.”

“They’d be a nightmare,” he replied dourly, managing to get Kayama to laugh as he paid attention to Midoriya’s thoughts on the screen as the hero-in-training analyzed the situation with the information he had available to him. He was weighing his options, realizing that doing what All Might had told him to do by staying out of the way and ensuring that he brought his teacher to safety was the best thing.

“Get that guy!” Mineta shouted. “Punch him right in the balls!”

“Maybe we were worried about these bad guys for nothing,” Asui wondered, blushing at her misjudgement. The cloud of smoke was still there as they continued to walk away. “All Might’s unstoppable.”

‘Seems that way…’ Midoriya thought. ‘But… I know the truth.’ The show changed settings from the USJ to Midoriya riding the train on his way to school that morning, showing his phone’s screen. ‘I read the hero news this morning on my way to school and saw the headlines about All Might. Then, when they were talking about why he wasn’t at training, Thirteen held up three fingers, probably to indicate that All Might was already at his limit today.’ The show cut to a slow pan-up of All Might against a sinister purple backdrop. ‘He must’ve been absent because he’d used up too much of his power! He shouldn’t be using One For All now!’ Returning to the three of them walking towards the entrance, Midoriya was still inwardly panicking about if leaving it up to All Might was the right decision.

‘I’m the only one in my class who knows.’

Monoma felt his stomach turn again, and he hoped that he’d be able to keep the drink Tetsutetsu had brought him down as he saw the flashback to the second episode, which he had yet to see. All Might was sitting down, his shirt raised, and the spider web of stitching, scars, and bruising on his left side was clearly visible as it marred the deflated man’s body.

"Yeah, it's not pretty," Tetsutetsu told him quietly.

"Seeing it puts things into perspective, right?" Kendo added. "Gives me the shivers thinking about it. I mean, who could have done something like that to All Might?"

Monoma bit the nail on his thumb as he listened to All Might’s apparently remembered words from so long ago. All Might just bluffed the fear away with that smile. All Might was bluffing that he was fearless, in order to reassure everyone around him. If even All Might could be scared… then mocking 1-A for being terrified just… and with how close some of them were to being killed by Shigaraki. If not for Eraser Head, then… could he honestly say that Mr. Kan would have been able to handle the situation better?

I mean… surely we can, right? We’re definitely better than 1-A after all. There’s no way we’d…

Monoma’s thoughts ended as the dust around All Might cleared.

All Might, bent close to bridge position, was gritting his teeth and wincing in pain, blood pooling around his lips. “Oh, c’mon,” he grunted over Nomu’s face. “What kind of cheap move was that?”

Most of the students gasped in horror as they recalled the sight now on full display for them, and Kayama, Nezu, and Aizawa all winced in shock and sympathy, with Kayama drawing her hand to her mouth. Nomu hadn’t been suplexed into the cement as thought, but instead through a warp gate of Kurogiri’s, his upper half emerging below All Might’s back and sinking his hands into All Might’s sides with its insane strength. Nomu’s left hand was clutching right where the wound the flashback had recalled was positioned.

Monoma passed out, his brain shutting down to prevent his mind from completely shattering.

Itsuka watched him faint and sighed. We’re going to need to have a long talk with him tonight, I think… I can’t even tell if he’s actually gotten better or not right now.

“Nomu’s as strong as you are,” Shigaraki bragged, gloating over the predicament All Might was in and mocking him for attempting to bury Nomu in the concrete to immobilize him. “That won’t stop him.” All Might grunted as he struggled in Nomu’s grip, and Shigaraki started to giggle. “Nice work, Kurogiri. We’ve got him just where we want him now.”

Hatsume and several other students had their hands over their mouths as Nomu’s grip tightened and more of All Might’s blood stained his white shirt crimson, the man’s thoughts bringing their attention back to the wound he’d suffered now six years past, referring to it as his weak spot.

Attacking All Might’s Achilles’ Heel, Yaoyorozu thought. She shook her head, not wanted to watch what she’d been unable to witness in person. I know All Might makes it out okay because he’s still here with us, but from how things look I can’t even see how that’s possible!

All Might had both of his hands on Nomu’s, attempting to loosen the monster’s grip to free himself. “If this is your best, then you picked the wrong place to attack,” All Might threatened them. “You should just give up now.”

Shigaraki scratched his chin, listening to All Might’s bluster with disinterest. “Kurogiri.”

“Normally I wouldn’t want blood and viscera flooding the insides of my warp gates,” Kurogiri told the hero as he struggled to free himself from Nomu’s grip, “but I’ll make an exception for a hero as great as you.”

Sato’s face paled. “Hey, hang on, he’s not sayin’--!”

“Oh God,” Yaoyorozu gasped, hands coming to her mouth. The dots were all connected. “That would…”

“So it appears the villains had a valid plan after all,” Nezu commented. “Impressive.”

Kaminari whipped around, looking at the different expressions on horror on people’s faces as Kurogiri started to explain on screen. “What? What is it!?”

“Shut up and listen, idiot!” Bakugo scolded. “The warp bastard’s explaining it.”

“...he’s pulled your body halfway through,” Kurogiri stated the plan for All Might to hear how he would meet his end, “I’ll squeeze the gate shut!”

The whole audience turned their gaze away from the screen at the image of All Might’s severed torso flying through the air.

“Fortunately, that never happened,” Aizawa said, tapping his foot.

“But how?” Tetsutetsu asked. “They’ve got him right where they want him!”

“I am sure that we’ll see in a few seconds,” Nezu calmed him down.

The show cut away from struggling All Might to where Midoriya, Asui, and Mineta were with Eraser Head. The camera didn’t show Midoriya’s face, but he did speak. “Asui.”

“Yeah, what is it, Midoriya?”

“Will you carry Mr. Aizawa for me?”

Aizawa stood from his seat, hands slamming onto the railing as he glared down at the boy in the front row. “Midoriya!”

Izuku gulped, but got out of the embrace of hugs he was tangled in and stood up, turning to face his teacher. “Yes, sir?”

“You disobeyed your teacher’s order and ran straight back at the most dangerous villains in the facility!?”

‘All Might… I won’t let them kill you.’

“Are you crazy!?” Mineta shouted after him as Midoriya ran back to the plaza.

Izuku stood his ground, hearing his own thoughts during that moment echo back at him as he stared defiantly up at Aizawa.

“Midoriya,” Aizawa barked, even knowing exactly where his Problem Child was coming from. The boy was the only one on the scene who was still conscious who knew of All Might’s situation, and the hero was Midoriya’s mentor. Even so, he ran headlong into danger without a plan on how to free All Might from the Nomu or how to interrupt Kurogiri. The warp villain even managed to prevent Midoriya from doing anything by interposing his main body between the boy and All Might.

An explosion struck Kurogiri a second before the Warp Villain was about to send All Might’s successor through another warp gate, the blast of fire and smoke surprising both the villains and Midoriya. “Get the hell outta my way, Deku!”

“Hey, it’s Bakugo!” Kaminari cheered as his friend roared, bringing Kurogiri down to the ground with a firm grip on the villain’s neck armour.

“Hell yeah,” the (currently) pink blond chuckled darkly with a grin. “Got the smoky bastard that time!”

Ice shot across the concrete, freezing Nomu through the warp gates Kurogiri had created. ‘He’s frozen!’ All Might realized in a cut-in, the camera zooming to where the source was standing. 'That means Todoroki must be here!’

The two-toned son of Endeavor carried a stony expression on his face with narrowed eyes levied at the villains. “One of your poorly trained thugs told me you’re here because you think you can kill All Might.”

Hagakure squealed, seemingly writhing in her seat as it appeared she had her hands on her cheeks. “Todoroki’s just so cool! Don’t you think?”

“Huh?” Hatsume asked. “Oh yeah, sure. Whew. You had me scared for a hot second there, Midoriya. Thought you were gonna bite it.”

Aizawa and Izuku were still staring at each other, many of the students awkwardly trying to ignore the silent contest between them. Aizawa was the one who broke it. “After dinner tonight, we’re having a discussion, Problem Child,” stated the teacher, with a note of finality that brooked no argument.

Izuku glanced down, feeling the sting in Aizawa’s voice, and nodded. “Yes, sir.” He sat back down, Ochaco wrapping an arm around him in a tender hug.

Kirishima jumped back after having just missed hitting Shigaraki with a swing of his hardened arms. “Damn! That was gonna be cool!”

“Guess I found your body that time, ya smoky bastard!” Bakugo taunted Kurogiri as he had the villain down on the ground.

Todoroki stoically declared that, “The Symbol of Peace will not be defeated by delinquents like you.”

Tetsutetsu felt his blood pumping as he stood up, clenching his fist. “Yeah! You guys are awesome! You turned things around in an instant.”

“That’s why they call them ‘big damn heroes’ moments,” Sato said, smirking. “You guys were totally all fired up!”

“C’est magnifique!” Aoyama agreed.

Aizawa sighed and frowned under his scarf as the episode break hit. “Even more of them rushing into danger.”

Asui and Mineta had paused as they held up their teacher’s limp body. “Todoroki…” Mineta gasped in a hushed voice, “and Bakugo.”

“And Kirishima, too” Asui added. Aizawa groaned in their care, attracting both students’ attention. “Let them handle it, we need to hurry.”

“Yeah, okay!”

Up at the stairs, Uraraka was watching with bright eyes and a relieved smile on her face. “They’re helping.”

Ochaco remembered back to that moment, and she hugged Izuku tighter in her arms. She had felt so relieved when Bakugo, Todoroki, and Kirishima arrived and not only saved Izuku from being warped away again by Kurogiri, but also enabled All Might to free himself from Nomu’s grip. She wouldn’t know what she would have done had Izuku been hurt, but remembering seeing him rushing in alone had filled her veins with ice.

“Hey, Izuku,” she said quietly, feeling her boyfriend’s heartbeat through their uniforms and taking comfort in its solid beating. “Promise me, that in the future, you won’t run into a situation like that alone and without a plan again.”

She heard him gasp and mutter her name, but Ochaco held on tighter, squeezing him. “Promise me, Izuku! That was dumb and reckless. I know why you did it, but you nearly… it wasn’t even like with the Sludge Villain. You just ran in there without a plan or anything!”

“Ribbit. Ochaco’s right, Midoriya,” Asui agreed as Izuku looked at her, stunned that he was being ganged up on. “Your main strength isn’t just your quirk; it’s how well you can plan and strategize. All that goes out the window if you rush in blindly.”

“Tsu is correct,” Yaoyorozu said with a nod. “You were able to escape danger before because of a well-devised strategy, but there was no trace of that here. All you did was rush to save All Might in a blind panic at the thought of losing your mentor.”

Izuku sent Iida a pleading look, begging him with his eyes to disagree with them all. “The others are correct, Midoriya,” his friend joined in, dashing Izuku’s hopes. “It was not one of your customarily well thought-out strategies.”

“Most unwise,” added Tokoyami.

Kaminari leaned forward. “And don’t just promise that to your girlfriend, Midoriya!” The Electrification user was practically frantic. “You may be reckless, but you’re not dumb! If you do something crazy stupid like that again we’re all going to worry like crazy about you and get real sad if you get hurt because of it! And you’re like… the freaking Chosen One, dude! You were already an amazing person and super important to our class before we found out about One For All, but now you’re even more important! You can’t just throw your life away rushing into things like that! Promise the whole class that you won’t do it again!”

“Yeah! Promise all of us, Midori!” Ashido piped up. Koda nodded his head fervently.

Kayama giggled to herself as almost all of the rest of 1-A, Hatsume, Kendo, and Tetsutetsu piled in on the “Make Midoriya Promise Not to Rush in Alone and Without a Plan” train, the young successor to All Might caving under the pressure and promising his classmates that he wouldn’t go off alone again. “It’s good that they can come together and agree on things like this, don’t you think, All Might?”

She stared at him, telling him with her smile that ‘this is all because you didn’t train him better before he came to UA!’

Bakugo set off a few explosions with his hand pressed against Kurogiri’s neck armour. “Don’t move!” The blond brought his face down close, giving the villain a malevolent grin. “You try anything funny, and I’ll blow your ass up right now, you got it? They’ll be cleanin’ you up for weeks!”

Kirishima smiled uneasily as he stood nearby, keeping his eyes on Bakugo. “Oh, that doesn’t sound very heroic.”

Shigaraki seemed almost annoyingly impressed with the way events had turned. “They escaped uninjured and captured my two strongest men,” he thought out loud. “Kids these days really are amazing. They make the League of Villains look like amateurs. Can’t have that.” The villain turned to his ace-in-the-hole, almost literally. “Nomu.”

A number of the watching students gasped and recoiled in disgust as Nomu pulled its body back through the warp gate, the beast’s frozen right arm and leg falling off its body, leaving ice-covered stumps on its shoulder and thigh.

“How is that thing still moving?” Midoriya questioned. “He’s all messed up.”

All Might flung out his arm to the side, commanding his students. “Stay back, everybody!”

The eyes of many of those watching widened in surprise as the ice broke off of Nomu’s amputated limbs, red muscle fibres expanding and growing from the area.

“What is this?" All Might asked. "I thought you said his power was shock absorption.”

Shigaraki spoke as the muscle fibres and limbs reformed in seconds. “I didn’t say that was his only quirk. He also has super-regeneration. Nomu has been modified to take you on even at one hundred percent of your power. He’s basically a highly efficient punching bag that hits back.”

“Multiple quirks?” Kendo asked, horrified.

"How is that even possible?" gasped Yaoyorozu as the soundtrack really kicked in with the villainous music, sending a chill of dread down her spine. "I know when Awase and I ran into that Nomu at the camp it seemed absurd, but to hear him actually say that Nomu has more than one quirk…"

“First we need to free our method of escape. Get him, Nomu.”

Nomu practically vanished from his position near Shigaraki, and the camera cut to All Might with a red background. ‘He’s fast!’ All Might thought, Nomu charging at Bakugo in slow motion to show how he was able to perceive the speed Nomu could move while his students were unable to act.

Nomu punched, a blast of dust that looked like a breaking wave exploding from his punch at Bakugo.

“Bakugo!” Kaminari and Sero both shouted in concern.

“I’m right here, dipsh*ts,” the currently pink-haired and faced Bakugo reminded them.

Blown back by the power of the punch, Midoriya and the other boys were now more than ten metres away from the impact sight in a close group. Midoriya was on his butt on the ground, groaning. “Such force.” He gasped and looked up. The dust cleared, revealing Nomu, fist extended while kneeling, one hand on the freed Kurogiri and Bakugo nowhere in sight. “Kacchan!”

But Bakugo was right there. Stunned, but right there with them, and not a bloody pancake. “Kacchan? Whoa, that’s awesome, you dodged him!”

“Shut up, no I didn’t, you damn nerd.”

Ochaco couldn’t help but giggle a little despite the situation. Izuku gave her a curious look, and she simply shook her head. It was cute how he’d thought that Bakugo could have dodged that, and even if Bakugo was an asshole, the way in which he denied being able to dodge Nomu was at least a little funny.

Todoroki gasped in response to Kirishima’s question on how Bakugo got to where the rest of them were. “Isn’t it obvious?” Their eyes went to the wall between sections that had a hole blown into it, skid marks in the concrete along with the smell of burned rubber. The camera slowly panned up. All Might was standing in front of the ruined hole in the wall, his shirt torn around his biceps, coughing and panting from having taken that hit.

“All Might!” Midoriya gasped.

Shigaraki narrowed his eyes as he realized what had happened. ‘So he protected the child, huh?’

All Might glared at the villain. “These are kids, and you didn’t hold back?” he growled.

“I didn’t have much choice,” Shigaraki retorted. “He was threatening my companion. Besides, these kids are no angels.” He pointed at the group of four. “The plain-looking one? He tried to kill me with a maxed-out punch. What kind of ‘hero’ does something like that? You think you can get away with being as violent as you want if you say it’s for the sake of others. Well, you know what, All Might? That pisses me off. Why do people get to decide that some violent acts are heroic and others are villainous? Casting judgement as to what’s ‘good’ and what’s ‘evil’. You think you’re the Symbol of Peace? Ha! You’re just another government-sponsored instrument of violence. And violence always breeds more violence. I’ll make sure the world understands that once you’re dead.

“You’re nothing but a lunatic,” All Might refuted his monologue. “Criminals like you; you always try to make your actions sound noble, but admit it; you’re only doing this because you like it. Isn’t that right?”

Shigaraki seemed to grin. “He’s got me figured out.”

Todoroki narrowed his eyes and lowered his head. He was prepared to finish this fight once and for all.“We’ve got them outnumbered.”

“And Kacchan found the mist guy’s weakness,” Midoriya agreed. Kirishima readied himself in solidarity.

“These dudes may act really tough, but we can take ‘em down now with All Might’s help.” He hardened his arms and shifted his stance. “Let’s do this.”

“Don’t attack.” The boys looked over at All Might at his words. He held his arm out towards them, palm outstretched in a gesture to stay back. “Get out of here.”

“Yes, listen to All Might!” Mineta begged.

Todoroki raised his right hand, ready to send out a wave of ice in an instant. “You would’ve been in trouble earlier if it weren’t for me, remember?” he reminded the Number One. “You need our help.”

“I thank you for your assistance, but this is different.” Todoroki hummed in intrigue at All Might’s words, and the pro changed his left arm from being in a ‘stay back’ gesture to a clenched fist in preparation for throwing a punch. “It’s gonna be all right. Just sit back and watch a pro at work.”

Midoriya wasn’t too sure. “But you’re too hurt. You’re bleeding. And you’re almost out of ti—” He gasped as he stopped himself, almost revealing the secret.

Bakugo tisked. Damn nerd. You really were too careless.

All Might popped the thumb up on the fist that he had formed, comforting his successor that it was going to be all right. He had this.

‘All Might…’ the boy anxiously thought.

Shigaraki had had enough of this. “Nomu. Kurogiri. Kill him. I’ll deal with the children.”

All Might clenched his right fist. ‘I’m afraid that I barely have a minute left in this form,’ he thought to himself. ‘My power’s declining faster than I thought it would.’

“Barely a minute left!?” Tetsutetsu gasped.

So All Might was running on fumes that whole time? Bakugo realized.

‘Even so, I have to stop these villains.’

Jiro once again shot her head up. “Whoa, hey! It’s that music again!” She whipped her head towards the green bean in the front row. “Midoriya! Did you do something stupid awesome again!?”

Izuku yelped and waved his hands in front of him. “No, it wasn’t me, I swear!”

“Then why is your theme music playing?” Jiro asked.

Bakugo turned towards Kendo. “Hey, Fister. Wake that moron up. He needs to see this.”

Kendo blinked for a moment at the sudden nickname Bakugo gave her, before turning to Monoma and shaking him awake. The blond’s eyes were hazy as he let out a “Wha…?”

All Might smiled to himself in determination. ‘Because I am…” The screen darkened, a point of light flashing and shooting a ray forward through the darkness and the clouds, striking additional points of light along the way. One For All. The drums kicked in against a backdrop of the intensity in All Might’s eyes ‘…the world’s Symbol of Peace and Justice!’

Monoma was fully awake now, hearing All Might’s declaration. “Whoa! What’s happening!?”

Shigaraki and Midoriya both gasped before All Might tensed his legs and shot forward like a howitzer, Nomu rushing to meet him. Their fists impacted, a flash of light and a blast of air shooting out from the contact and a shockwave ripped through the air and rippled through Nomu’s arm. Everyone but the two combatants was blasted back and away from the battle.

“Weren’t you listening?” Shigaraki grunted as he righted himself in the air and landed on his feet. “One of his powers is shock absorption.”

All Might smiled mockingly at him. “Yeah? What about it?” Grunting with effort, All Might fired another solid punch at Nomu, striking the villain in the arm that he used to block. All Might and Nomu exchanged another two blows before they each kicked it into high gear, throwing punches at each other so quickly that their arms were just blurs of speed and power.

“Holy crap! This is freaking awesome!” Kaminari cheered.

“You go All Might!” Ashido cried out, jumping from her seat. “Get that Nomu!”

“Such power,” Hatsume giggled, seeing as how the boys were barely able to stay on their feet, even after having been blown away. “There’s gotta be some baby I could make to keep up with that. Midoriya! I’m making you something that can withstand that even if it kills you!”

“What!?”

“No!” Kurogiri despaired. “I can’t get near them!”

The concrete cracked beneath All Might’s feet as he and Nomu continued to trade blows. “He said your quirk was only Shock Absorption, not nullification. That means there’s a limit to what you can take, right?”

Everyone was on the edge of their seats, or out of them, cheering or just holding their breath in amazement at the fight taking place before them. Trees were being uprooted and blasted into the air. Solid concrete was torn up and tossed around like paper balls. Nomu was being pushed back by the sheer weight and number of the heavy punches All Might was throwing at him. Despite his Shock Absorption, All Might’s strength was just too much for Nomu to bear. The undefeated top-ranked pro had the villain’s number, hurling One For All’s overwhelming power at him with what the Midoriya on screen claimed to be more than one hundred percent with every punch!

“That’s statistically impossible, Midoriya!” Iida chastised him.

“I’m telling you, it was!” the boy refuted.

“Ha!” Bakugo laughed. “Like you can really tell that from a look,” he mocked Izuku. “You were just hyping him up in your damn head.”

“You were too!” Kirishima argued. “Don’t try to deny it! All Might’s freaking awesome! All that power to beat Nomu, so manly!”

“A real hero…” All Might pronounced as he and Nomu battled both on the ground and in the air, their fierce strength tearing apart the facility around them, “…will always find a way for justice to be served!”

“What… the hell?” Monoma asked in a faint whisper as he witnessed the battle between All Might and Nomu ratcheded from an even fight into All Might giving Nomu a beatdown and hurling him to the ground, forming a massive crater in the concrete.

Nomu’s body bounced up from the impact, All Might landing in front of him. “Now for a lesson,” the pro declared, standing straight with steam coming off his back. “You may have heard these words before, but I’ll teach you what they really mean.” It seemed as though All Might grabbed One For All itself in his mighty fist as he prepared for his attack. “Go Beyond! Plus Ultraaaaaa!!!”

Mouths hung open in the Maple Theatre, massive smiles on them, as All Might’s punch was like an explosion, hurling Nomu into the sky and through the ceiling, explosions tearing the lights asunder and shaking the entire facility.

In the Squall Zone, Tokoyami looked around as he held an unconscious villain. “What’s happening? Everything is shaking!”

Ojiro knocked a villain down with his tail in the Fire Zone, looking up in surprise. “What was that?”

Nomu kept going after crashing through the glass ceiling, higher and higher, breaking through clouds until he winked out of sight.

Kamimoto cackled. “Looks like Nomu’s blasting off again!”

“PLUS ULTRA!” Ashido cheered, jumping up and down.

Kayama smiled as the students below them reacted, hugging each other and generally freaking out with how amazing All Might was, even though the fight consisted of nothing but punches and sheer force. Cheers of ‘Plus Ultra’ and ‘All Might’ overcame the audio from the theatres speakers as they all chatted with one another, none of them really even paying attention anymore.

She figured that this was about close to the end of the episode and got up from her seat, patting Aizawa on the shoulder. “I’m going to go get changed,” she told him, gathering up her hero costume into her arms. “Please inform them that they are to remain here after the episode.” The wince in his face made her giggle in her throat as she headed to the bathroom to get more comfortable.

This was going to be fun.

Steam came off of All Might’s neck, showing just how down to the wire this had gone. ‘Time’s up. Gotta end this fast.’ He stood amidst a cloud of dust and debris formed from his last punch and faced Shigaraki and Kurogiri. “You’ve been bested, villains. Surrender. We all want to get this over with quickly.”

Incensed, Shigaraki was shaking in rage and brought his right hand towards his neck. “He cheated.”

More cheers erupted as the outro commenced, the students losing their sh*t at how intense the fight between All Might and Nomu had been, and how Midoriya was going to have power like that.

“Three hundred!” Sato exclaimed. “He punched the brain dude three hundred times!”

“And he did it without breaking his arms once!” Kaminari agreed. A lot of heads turned to Izuku, who gulped.

“I get it! I’ll work harder to get better with One For All!” he assured them.

“Well spoken, Midoriya,” Iida concurred. “We should use the time given to us this afternoon to train, after our duel, of course.”

Izuku sighed. “Are you still on about that, Iida?”

His friend nodded. “I am. There is much I still have to learn. I did vote for you after all, and while I appreciate your vote of confidence in me, I do believe that you should have a chance in a leadership position, Midoriya. Many of us already look to you for guidance.”

“What if I throw the match?” Izuku asked. “What if I don’t want the position?”

“Then I will resign, and as the person who received the most votes in our election at the start of the year I will make you my successor,” Iida promptly replied. “With Yaoyorozu’s approval, of course.”

She nodded. “As vice-representative, I approve.”

Ochaco held her fists close to her chest. “And you did vote for yourself too, Izuku! You can’t say you don’t want it since you threw your hat in the ring!”

“O-Ochaco!?”

Aizawa stood from his seat. “All right, that’s enough. Settle down.” His eyes flashed red. None of the students had even noticed the outro ending or the next episode preview happening, or even the quirk inhibitor being removed. “Now then, unlike yesterday, you’re not free to run around to your heart’s content. You will all remain in the Maple Theatre for the next little while.”

Hagakure gasped. “Are we getting to watch the next episode!?” she asked. “There’s still gotta be at least one more this season, right?”

“No, you are not,” Aizawa answered her, putting a slight dampener on the thought that they were watching more. “You’ll be having a lecture.”

Ashido, Kaminari, Sero, Kirishima, Tetsutetsu, and a few others groaned.

“Unfortunately, I am not the one who will be giving this lecture,” Aizawa told them, feeling twisted joy inside as the groaning students gained somewhat hopeful looks. “Nor was I the one who determined the content of the lecture.”

“Hey, uh, where’s Miss Midnight?” Kendo asked.

“Right here!”

Momo felt a chill run down her spine as she saw Midnight emerge from the bathroom, wearing her hero costume and holding her whip. The hero licked her lips, giving the students a sultry smile as she walked down the steps towards the front of the theatre, snapping her whip on occasion. “I’ll be giving you darlings a lecture now. You would have received it anyway sometime this term because of the dorm system, but considering that we have students in a relationship and boys and girls sharing rooms, the principal has given me permission to present it now.”

Izuku and Ochaco both felt intense gazes fall upon them as Midnight directly mentioned their relationship status and they gulped in cold sweats. “She’s not…” Izuku muttered.

“…gonna talk about…” Ochaco continued.

Midnight glanced at her daughter’s horrified expression before she licked her lips again and smiled right at the only confirmed couple. “It seems some of you have figured it out. That’s right, kids! No, young adults! Today we’re going to talk about you living up your youthful lives to the fullest! Let’s talk about sex!”

Chapter 20: Embarrassment Central

Summary:

Midnight shows that she has no boundaries whatsoever in teaching sex ed.

Notes:

Hey everyone! Apologies about the delay between chapters. Normally I'm able to write out these non-react chapters a lot faster, but this one just grew and grew and grew and I ended up getting my new computer in the interim, so that cut out a huge chunk of time.

Anyway, without further ado, let's get on with it!

This chapter features a frank and pretty in-depth discussion on sex, akin to the Sex Education sketch from Monty Python's The Meaning of Life, played up for comedy. If the topic makes you uncomfortable, then prepare to be uncomfortable.

Chapter Text

Momo shot up from where she was sitting on the armrest of the couch. Absolute panic was on her face, in her bloodstream, and vibrating through every muscle in her body. “Everybody run!” she shouted, turning towards the stairs. She needed to escape. Momo knew that look on her mother’s face. Forget the fear she’d faced at the USJ or when she went to Kamino. This was the worst possible situation she could be in.

The doors to the theatre slammed shut behind Mr. Aizawa, All Might, and Principal Nezu, cutting off her retreat. Momo quickly turned towards the wall. Alright, fine! I’ll make a cannon and blast my way out of here! Unbuttoning her shirt, Momo began activating her quirk. Blue light flared, cutting off her quirk’s activation and bringing a pounding headache to her brain. She felt like she’d taken an ice pick to the skull!

“Nope! Not having any of that noise!” Kamimoto declared, having slammed on the quirk suppressor again. “I just had that wall repaired after All Might busted it yesterday! I am not explaining to Upper Management that I need it fixed two days in a row!”

“We do seem to be prone to causing property damage, ribbit,” Tsu spoke. She turned her head to look straight at Izuku and Ochaco. Neither of them seemed to notice her words or her gaze, as both of them were completely red in the face.

“f*ck that sh*t, I’m out,” Katsuki spat, shoving his hands in his pockets and turning around to head up the stairs towards the doors.

Hanta leaned over the railing and tapped Rikido on the shoulder. “Hey, is this really a good idea?” he whispered. “I mean…”

“Yeah,” Rikido agreed, the baker’s cheeks turning pink. “Sex ed class with Miss Midnight sounds, uh…”

“I’m all for it!” Minoru declared. “Lay it on me, Miss Midnight! I’ll show you all just how much I know!”

Midnight cracked her whip. “Silence!” Dead quiet filled the theatre, except for Katsuki as he growled and angrily tried to throw the locked doors open, but they refused to budge. “Bakugo! Return to your seat this instant. This class is mandatory. Actually, why don’t we change the seating up a little? Ladies can sit in the second row, gentlemen can sit in the third and fourth rows, and right here in the centre of the front row…” Midnight smiled as her eyes fell upon Izuku and Ochaco, “…we can have our lovely couple of Midoriya and Uraraka.”

“This is all your fault, Midoriya!” Denki accused him. “I never should have let you talk me into giving you those pickup lines!”

“You were the one who freely offered them to Midoriya, Kaminari,” Tenya was quick to remind the blond as he stood from his seat in the front row.

Fumikage nodded. “That is true,” he agreed. “And I highly doubt that it was the pickup lines that got them together.”

“Ho boy,” Itsuka sighed as she veered off from Tetsutetsu and Neito. This is gonna be weird. At least the rest of class B isn’t here. I think Pony would die if she had to take sex ed in a foreign language.

Amahi Kamimoto giggled from her seat with the AV equipment. When Midnight had come to her just before lunch to inform her of this planned lesson she was immediately onboard with the project. They had a couple sharing a room, after all. Nobody knew just how much they may have retained from any health classes they had in middle school; it was imperative that they be prepared in the event that any relationships formed between the students during their stay on this tropical island paradise away from the nosy eyes and ears of their parents turned… spicy.

Izuku was sweating nervously as he sat next to Ochaco on the couch directly in front of where Midnight stood at the front of the room. He gripped his notebook and a pencil in his hands to keep them from going anywhere. Notes. Notes would be a good thing to take during this impromptu class, right? There was health class in junior high; this would just be a refresher on that. It wasn’t anything to get worked up about, right? It was just a healthy classroom discussion about sex; no biggie…Nevermind that his girlfriend of less than twenty-four hours was sitting right next to him and had given him an erection last night!

Ochaco stared forward at Midnight, trying to keep a peppy smile on her sweat-soaked face. This is fine. Totally fine. Midnight’s a teacher who’s just teaching a class we’d have had to take anyway because of the dorms sometime this term. We’re just getting it early. Maybe it’ll be fun? Yeah, that’s it! This’ll be a fun class that we can just laugh off later. There’s no need to be so nervous, Ochaco, so ye can stop sweating like crazy! Yer gonna make yer shirt see-through! Oh, f*ck! It hasn’t soaked through it yet, has it? Izuku can’t see my bra, can he?

Midnight licked her lips as she surveyed the twenty-four students in front of her and held up the remote she had gotten from their island caretaker. Pressing a button, the screen behind her lit up with a simple white page. Apparently she had a slideshow presentation to aid her. “Now then, before we begin, show of hands, who all has had a sex ed class before? Whether it was a private one from a doctor or another teacher or in middle school doesn’t matter; I just want to be sure of where we stand.”

Slowly, nervously, most everyone glancing around at everyone else, many of the students raised their hands, all except for Mei. Midnight gave her a curious look. “Miss Hatsume? Have you not had a sexual education class before?”

The pink-haired dreadlocked inventor laughed sheepishly and rubbed the back of her head while grinning. “I mean, probably? But I honestly didn’t pay any attention!” She pumped her fist energetically. “It didn’t have anything to do with mechanics or engineering, so I tuned it right out!”

“Aha,” Midnight purred. “So we have a novice with us. No need to feel ashamed, dear, that just means that I get to teach you all the full course!”

Mei giggled. “Shame? What’s that?”

We are f*cked! Kyoka thought.

I am going to die, Momo realized, her face growing even paler. I am absolutely going to die! Mother, why must you do this to me?

Midnight clicked the remote she was holding and some words appeared on the first slide. “Now then,” she said. “Let’s start things off with an overview of what we’ll be discussing today. First, we’ll begin with anatomy. I’ll be having each of you, boys and girls, identify the parts of the opposing gender’s genitalia and we will also be discussing the components of the female reproductive system and the basics of how a child is conceived. After that we will be discussing contraceptives and ways of preventing diseases that affect your reproductive systems. Once that’s out of the way, we will move on to the fun things: proper ways to begin a sexual encounter with a partner, foreplay, kinks, positions, fetishes, and so on. What’s good and what’s bad. What’s p*rn and what’s real life. There will be no shaming of anyone for anything that is said here. The only sin in the bedroom is ignorance, and I hope to correct any ignorance you young men and women harbour in your brains.” She cracked her whip again.

“So please, ask your stupid questions. Be prepared to feel embarrassed and dumb because you know nothing. Get ready to share your kinks and fantasies with your peers. We’ll get all of that out of your systems! I promise that once you leave this theatre, you’ll have all the knowledge you need to be prepared to have the time of your lives beneath the sheets! Prepare yourselves, virgins, your training has only just begun!”

As blushes swept through the audience while some broke out into cold sweats hearing Midnight say that they would be sharing some of their innermost private thoughts, one diminutive ball-haired hero-to-be stood up. “I’m not a virgin!” Minoru piped up, raising his hand.

Midnight’s whip didn’t quite reach him, but it rent the air with a deafening CRACK that had most of the students flinching away. “Oh yes you are, Mineta. Don’t try to pretend otherwise.”

Mina giggled and elbowed Tsuyu next to her. “I betcha Miss Midnight can smell a virgin a mile away,” she whispered.

“You realize she was talking about us too, ribbit?”

Midnight coiled her whip around her left forearm and pulled it tight. Even though it didn’t crack, it did make an audible sound that carried. “As a warning, naughty virgins who chatter too much will be punished, so I suggest you keep the background talk to a minimum, unless being punished is something you crave. In that case, I’d be more than happy to provide a live demonstration on how you properly use a whip and crop.”

Momo buried her head in her hands and stifled the scream in her throat. This was just the absolute worst! Oh please, gods, kill me now.

Midnight clicked the remote in her hand and she dropped the sad*stic smile. The words “MALE ANATOMY” appeared on the screen behind her. “Now then, let us discuss the parts of the male reproductive system.” Another click from her remote, and a diagram appeared. A few of the boys blinked uncomfortably or blushed a little while nearly all of the girls’ faces turned red. Nearly all. Hatsume was looking forward with a smile and rapt attention. Midnight pressed another button on the remote and a red laser pointer lit up on the diagram. “Now then, ladies, can any one of you tell me what this is?”

Mina raised her hand, blushing throughout as the teacher called on her. Well, if they were going to be embarrassed, might as well have fun while she was at it! “It’s a tube of extra sausage, ma’am!”

Midnight frowned at her answer as a number of giggles and chuckles rippled through the assorted teenagers. The whip CRACK struck the air centimetres in front of Mina’s nose. Mina shrieked and jumped backwards, activating the recliner mode of the couch seat she was on and falling onto her back. “The proper name, Miss Ashido, is a ‘penis’. Let that be a lesson to all of you. There will be no euphemisms during this class. There will be no talks of co*cks, dicks, puss*es, rosebuds, tit*, mountains, tracks of land, jewels, balls, sausages, peckers, schlongs, boobs, pricks, flowers, manhoods, womanhoods, udders, mushrooms, funbags, jambags, or one-eyed monsters. While we are having this class, you are to refer to those things by their proper names, which we will be going over. Yaoyorozu!”

“Y-yes!” Momo yelped.

Midnight shifted the laser pointer. “Please, identify this area of the penis for me.”

Gulping, but at least thankful that her mother had already taught her these things so she knew the answer was correct, Momo answered. “The glans.”

“Very good. And above it?”

“The foreskin.”

“Thank you.” Midnight turned her gaze away from Momo and brought it down a little. She smiled, and Ochaco froze, realizing that she was about to be called on next. Mina had revoked their ability to volunteer themselves. Midnight moved the laser pointer to another spot on the diagram. “Uraraka, could you please name this part?”

Ochaco’s face turned red and she heated up as she looked at where the laser pointer was. “Uh, uhm…” she looked down, bunching up her hands in embarrassment. “I don’t remember the technical name for it, but it holds the testes!”

“Correct, Uraraka,” Midnight stated. “And that’s all right. This is the scrotum. As Uraraka said, it contains the testes, which can also be called testicl*s or male gonads, which are the glands in the male body that produce a man’s sperm as well as several hormones, including the production of testosterone. The scrotum is a skin pouch in which the testes may move freely, but they are connected to the body by the spermatic cord. The cord supplies the nerves and blood for each testis, as well as the vas deferens, which carries sperm from the testes to the urethra to be expelled from the penis during ejacul*tion.”

Midnight rested her hands on her hips and leaned forward slightly. “Any questions about the male anatomy?”

Mei shot up her hand and Midnight called on her. “Yes! How much tensile force does it take to twist it off?”

Mouths dropped and the boys looked aghast at what Mei had just said, several of them gasping her name in surprise and horror. “H-Hatsume!?”

She blinked. “What? It seems like a design flaw, having something so important protruding from the body. I want to know how much force they can withstand.”

Midnight placed a finger to her chin and gazed ponderously at Mei while Kamimoto quietly cackled in the back. “I’m not sure, Hatsume. Though there are men who are into pain, so if you find one and ask them, they may be able to help you.”

“Excellent!” Mei exclaimed. She whirled around in her seat. “Monoma! Would you like to be my test subject?”

The blond squawked and started in surprise. “Me? What makes you believe that I want to have you twisting my co*ck and balls off!?”

“Well Kendo said that you must have a tiny dick, so I just assumed it would be less painful for you,” Mei replied.

As Itsuka turned white and Neito turned red, shouting the ginger’s family name, Toru pulled on Mei’s sleeve. “No! Hatsume! Remember what Miss Midnight said? We’re not allowed to say ‘dick’. You have to say that Monoma has a small penis instead.”

Mei giggled to herself. “Oops. Sorry Midnight, my bad.”

Katsuki started howling with laughter. “Nevermind, I’m glad I’m sticking around for this sh*t.”

“Calm down, Bakugo,” Midnight dryly instructed him. “It’s not that funny.”

“Miss Midnight,” Yuga inquired, raising his hand. “If I use the French words for anatomy, would that be acceptable?”

“You may.”

Rikudo looked at Yuga. “What’s the French word for penis anyway?”

“Pénis,” he replied. He received several stares for his efforts. “Vous êtes tous des barbares!”

Ochaco glanced towards Izuku, whom she saw was in the middle of sketching Midnight’s diagram and labeling the different parts, and breathed a bit of a sigh of relief. He was probably just as stressed as she was, but at least he had found something to channel that into. Perhaps she should start taking notes? Ochaco reached for the notebook she’d grabbed yesterday, that she honestly had barely put anything into, and raised her hand. “Um, Miss Midnight?”

“Yes, Uraraka, you have a question?”

Ochaco nodded her head, finding herself involuntarily glancing towards Izuku’s lap before returning her gaze back to her teacher’s face. “Um, yes. For reference, how… uh, big, do penises get?”

The scritchy-scratchy sounds of Izuku’s pencil on paper as he sketched stopped.

It wasn’t just Izuku’s pencil, everyone went quiet as they digested Ochaco’s question. The guys shifted furtively in their seats, each of them having intensely private thoughts.

Just as Midnight was about to open her mouth, Mei beat her to the punch. “Well that’s an easy question to answer,” she giggled. “We just need to line the boys up and measure ‘em! Then we’ll get our five ms: maximum, minimum, mean, median, and mode! Now where’s my tape measure?”

“She’s not serious, is she?” Denki asked.

“I’m afraid that she is, man!” Eijiro replied.

“You want to measure me?” Minoru asked. “I’ll let you get your hands all over me if you want!”

Tenya started chopping his arm as he shot up straight. “Hatsume! Suggesting we do something like that is inappropriate and unacceptable!”

“But I’ll also need this data for support gear and costume upgrades,” Mei countered. “I already have all the girls’ measurements because their costumes need to fit. If we need to be adding cups to protect your penises and testes while you’re out and about hero-ing I’m gonna need your measurements so they fit! Can’t have you going into battle with your penis shoved down a pant leg, can I?” She looked back towards Midnight. “They don’t get that big, do they?”

Midnight shrugged. “They can be.” She clicked the remote again, and while the slide didn’t change, a chart with some data in appeared. “Since I know that penis size is a question that will always cum up,” she winked, “I have this prepared. Now, the largest medically verified penis on record was thirty-four centimetres, or thirteen and a half inches in length and sixteen centimetres or six and one quarter inches in width when erect. The smallest ever recorded was one centimetre long. Having a such a small penis can be caused by a few conditions, one of which is micropenis, where the majority of the penis is inside of the body rather than outside. Another is congenital hypoplasia, where the glans connects directly to the pubis and there simply is no shaft at all. On average, however, you would expect to see sizes between ten centimetres or just under four inches and sixteen centimetres or six and a quarter inches when erect. Out of a hundred people, you’d only find ten who are above or below those measurements.”

She looked directly at Mei. “Got that, Hatsume? You should be fine working within those parameters. We won’t be lining the boys up and having you measure them. If you absolutely need to measure the size of their genitals for any costume improvements, do so privately and do not share that information with anyone.”

The inventor nodded. “Got it! I’ll just have to create a tiny one to accomodate Monoma’s micropenis.”

“I don’t have a micropenis!” Neito shouted. “Kendo! This is all your fault!”

“Yah sound pretty aggressive there, Monoma,” Katuski barked. “Sure that vehement denial of yours isn’t compensating for something?”

“I don’t have anything to say to you, Bakugo,” Neito fired back after huffing a laugh. “Haven’t you heard the bigger the quirk the smaller the dirk? I apologize for the euphemism, Miss Midnight, but the proper term just doesn’t rhyme with ‘quirk’, you understand.”

A vein throbbed in Katsuki’s forehead. “You wanna compare, Copycat? I’ll compare right now, bastard! Whip it out, show everyone you don’t have a micropenis, but it’s still gonna look like you do compared to mine! I ain’t gonna lose to you in anything!”

Eijiro glanced away. I don’t know, Bakubro, he thought to himself as he recalled their visits to the hot springs at the training camp, didn’t seem like it was that big.

Momo sighed and placed her head in her hands. “This conversation is disgusting.”

Izuku was looking up from his notebook and staring at the chart on the slide with a look of frozen horror on his face. He started to mutter. “Wait, so having to stuff it in a pant leg isn’t normal? I finally got a quirk and started to feel normal and suddenly I’m not normal anymore? I know my classmates are fine with One For All, but what if this makes them all turn on me? Crap, what’s Ochaco going to think? What’s gonna happen if our relationship gets to that stage? Will she look at it and think it’s disgusting? I’m sorry, Mom, I know you hoped for grandchildren, but that might never happen now that I found out I’m a freak.”

His voice was so quiet that Ochaco was sure that she was the only one who heard him mutter, and her face turned red as a tomato while her eyes strayed to the crotch of Izuku’s pants, searching for the outline of…

“Oh? Is that so? Tell me, which one of us has their provisional hero license and which one of us doesn’t? Oh wait, that’s right, I do. What does it matter if yours is larger than mine by a centimetre or two? I can go out on a work study and be a real hero while you’re stuck taking a special course because you’re such a failure.”

“If both of them keep this up, neither one is graduating from being a virgin,” Toru commented.

“You said it, sister,” Mina agreed. “Hey, Kyoka? You doing okay?”

The girl with jacks on her earlobes jumped at hearing her name and quickly folded her arms and looked away from Mina, blushing tremendously. “Of course not!” she hissed. “This whole class is embarrassing.” Internally, she was panicking.

Holy sh*t! Broccoli’s dick goes into his pants! f*ck! Did not need to hear that!

Midnight snapped her whip again, the sound shredding the air apart. “SILENCE!” She tugged on the cord a couple of times. “Clearly, some of you wish to be naughty virgins and get punished. Keep this attitude up and I will follow through on my threat.”

The students all quieted down, Izuku looking up from his mini-freak out. “And to you boys who just may happen to be in the fifth or ninety-fifth percentile, don’t stress yourself out. Being larger or smaller than the average is nothing to concern yourself with. The size of your penis does not dictate how good of a lover you can be to your partner. Now then.” Midnight clicked her remote again and the slide changed. A new picture appeared on the screen, this time showing the same member, but erect. “Ladies, can one of you tell me properly what is the difference between the previous slide and this one?”

Tsuyu raised her hand and was called upon by their teacher. “Uh, that would be an erection ma’am.”

“Very good, Asui. And can you explain why and how the penis becomes erect and what this state is for?”

Tsuyu nodded, softly ribbiting as she blushed faintly. “It happens when a man is sexually aroused. Blood fills tissue that surrounds the penis, making it bigger and stiffer so that it can more easily… go into a woman’s vagin*.”

“Top marks!” Midnight stated, giving the Frog-girl a thumbs-up. She activated the laser pointer again. “Now, once the male is aroused, he will also start to produce precum, or pre-ejacul*te.” A few snickers descended from the theatre rows. “Yes, that is a real word, and not something that you only read in smutty books.”

Momo felt her heart thump in her chest. Midnight had smiled knowingly when she said that, even though the hero hadn’t been looking at her. She knows! How did Mother find them? I made sure to hide those novels thoroughly!

“This fluid serves two functions,” Midnight continued. “The first of which is to cleanse and adjust the pH of the urethra, through which the male ejacul*te consisting of sperm-filled sem*n will be expelled upon climax. The se—”

“Wait!” Mina cried, getting to her feet and grabbing the railing in front of her. “Cum comes outta there!? A guy’s not going to pee in us, is he?”

“I should certainly hope not,” Midnight replied. “There are those that have certain kinks involving urine, though, and are usually part of a degradation kink, but at no point should a man ever urinate inside of a vagin*. Additionally, it is much more difficult for a man to urinate while sustaining an erection.”

Denki shot his hand up. “I thought it was impossible to pee when you had one!”

“Not impossible, no, just much more difficult,” Midnight corrected him. “When engorged with blood, the urethra is compressed, requiring much more pressure from the bladder to expel urine from the body. You’d need to intend to go and have a legitimate need to relieve yourself in order to do so when having an erection. Does that clear things up for you, Kaminari?”

“Uh, yeah… thanks,” he answered, and sighed in relief.

“As I was saying, the second purpose of the creation of precum is to lubricate the penis to better penetrate the vagin* during intercourse,” Midnight continued. “During org*sm, muscle contractions will occur throughout the shaft, pumping the ejacul*te through the restricted urethra and out of the penis.” She smacked her whip into her hand. “Now then, ladies, time to put your thinking caps on. I know none of you virgins are as innocent as you would want us teachers to believe. Can anyone give me any examples on how you would induce arousal in a man you’re interested in having sex with to get him nice and hard and erect and get that lubricating precum flowing?”

The girls froze on the spot. They hadn’t thought thoroughly enough on how much audience participation this class of Midnight’s was going to entail. Absolutely none of them wanted to raise their hands, not after Midnight’s first reaction to Mina’s initial informal offering of information. Midnight smiled as she looked over the girls, while the boys in class just smirked or looked away in sympathetic embarrassment. Poor Koji had his head in his hands and was lightly shaking it while Shoto’s eyes were as wide as saucers. He may have raised his hand for having had a sexual education course before, but apparently this was far more in-depth than what he’d been subject to before.

“No takers?” Midnight asked. “Very well, then… Miss Hatsume? You’ve admitted to having the least knowledge among your peers. Do you have any ideas on how to stimulate arousal in a man?”

Mei’s smile hadn’t left her face once since the class started. She giggled. “Before I answer that, I would like to confirm something. May I ask a question?”

Midnight nodded her head, interested in where the young lady was going. “You may.”

“Guys like girls’ breasts, right?” Mei asked.

“It’s common enough to be considered a generally accepted assumption, yes,” Midnight replied.

Minoru’s ears perked up as Mei clarified whether or not guys liked boobs. Already he was imagining the Support Girl wrapping those massive tit* of hers around his head and smothering his face in them, and given the redness on the cheeks of some of his peers, he wasn’t the only one having dirty thoughts about the crazy inventor and her huge rack.

“Then like this!” Mei declared, turning around in her seat and unbuttoning her blouse. Her brazen action, done without an ounce of shame, stunned male and female students alike, and none could act to stop her until the last button was undone, showing off her toned stomach and sculpted abs beneath the turquoise bra that supported her prodigious chest. Izuku counted himself lucky that he was in the row in front of Mei, so he could only see her back and not her chest, but he could see the eyes of many of his male classmates bug-out as they stared before many of them turned away awkwardly.

Then an explosion of sound and a flurry of activity happened. Kyoka tackled Mei into the couch, the inventor landing on top of Mina’s stomach, as Kyoka shouted at her to cover up. Tenya jumped to his feet, hand chopping as he scolded Mei for inappropriate behaviour. Minoru looked like he’d died as his head blew back, fountains of blood shooting out of both of his nostrils. Many of the male students awkwardly glanced at one another, as if asking each other if they’d just seen what they thought they’d seen. Katsuki had turned into a raging dog, chastising Mei like Tenya but much more violently, and Shoto had stood up and turned around one-hundred and eighty degrees.

Midnight was howling guffaws of laughter.

Ochaco felt a gaze on her and turned her attention towards her boyfriend, who looked away at the last moment, his face cherry red. She blushed. Was Izuku looking at my boobs?

Momo looked despairingly at the ceiling.

As Midnight slowly got her laughter under control, a shirt flew down from the boys’ rows and landed on top of Mei with good aim. Tenya was now shirtless and tie-less. “Cover up!” he ordered. “It’s not proper for a UA student to bare their cleavage towards the opposite sex so thoughtlessly like that.”

“So it’d be fine if it wasn’t done thoughtlessly, huh?” Mina teased, hands straying to her top button. “Hey, it’s a little warm in here isn’t it?”

“Mina!” Toru gasped. “Have you forgotten that Mineta’s in this room?”

Mina’s expression soured. “Oh yeah, good point. Don’t want to be giving that goblin a free show, now do we? So Iida, did Hatsume’s little flash make you pop a woody?”

“Oh yes!” Mei asked as Tenya sputtered in crimson and sat down, the girl jumping upright with her own shirt only done up midway and Tenya’s much larger shirt on overtop to hide some more, though the way his oversized shirt looked on her and half-veiled the mountains on her chest only seemed to make her look more erotic. “Was my action an appropriate response?” She turned around to face Midnight. “Well, was it?”

“She flashed me her boobs,” Minoru mumbled. “Never thought I’d see the day…”

“Get a hold of yourself, man!” Denki panicked. “Hey guys? I think Mineta’s dying! He lost a lot of blood!”

“He’s fine,” Kamimoto waved off. “If he passes out I’ll take him to the med bay.”

Midnight giggled as she lifted her hand to her chin. “Yes, Hatsume, that is certainly one way to start getting a man aroused. Yaoyorozu…”

“Spare me…”

“...please name another method for causing arousal in a man for me, please.”

“Sucking the glans!” Momo shouted, stating the first thing that she could think of.

Midnight paused, head co*cking to the side. “What’s wrong with a kiss, girl? Hm? What’s wrong with a nice kiss to get your man nice and hard and start making that precum, give him a kiss, girl!” She punctuated her final word by cracking her whip an inch away from Momo’s nose. “Give him a kiss! Nibble his ear. Bite the lip. Bare your chest. Smack his buttocks. Lick his nipple. Stroke his thighs. Perform a striptease. Trail your tongue down from his clavicle all the way to his pelvis. Stroke the penis through his clothes while you make out with him. Grind your hips or butt on his pelvis. Wrap his penis between your breasts and use those to stimulate him. You can do all these things before you vacuum the glans in your mouth, Yaoyorozu.”

Momo screwed her eyes shut and clapped her hands over her ears. Hearing Midnight say all of that so quickly, with such intensity. So many different ways in which to make a man erect had her mind going to places where she felt it shouldn’t; to her mother and father together in their bed in the darkness of the night; to those steamy novels she had hidden in her room where the heroines did just those sorts of things. “Mother, please!”

"Oh please, Momo," Midnight replied as the majority of the students whipped their heads between them. "Your father and I have done far worse. This is just the beginning of foreplay."

"I don't want to visualize you and Father engaging in foreplay!" Momo yelled.

"Then don't," Midnight said simply. "Imagine yourself engaging in foreplay with a strapping young man or woman instead."

Momo's mind went back to the brief fantasy she'd imagined yesterday when Ochaco left the gym, of her and Izuku together, inviting her towards them, her lips touching Izuku's, his hands squeezing her breasts, Ochaco's lips peppering her neck and shoulders… then Ochaco moved behind her, the brunette's soft, squishy breasts pressing into her back while the other girl's hands strayed down to her pelvis, which was where Izuku's…

Redder than a tomato, Momo covered her face with her hands and squirmed in her seat. Dirty thoughts are bad! They're bad when surrounded by my classmates!

"Yaomomo!" Mina gasped.

"Midnight's your mom!?" Toru exclaimed.

"I never would have guessed," Mashiro commented.

"That's so cool!" Izuku spoke up, turning around on his knees on the couch he and Ochaco were sitting on. His eyes were shining brightly. "You've got an amazing pro hero who's also a UA teacher as a mom! That's amazing, Yaoyorozu!"

And I win the bet, Midnight thought, grinning as Momo stuttered out a response to Izuku's enthusiasm. You're gonna pay up, Shota! "Yes," she answered before the class could get too uproarious. “Little Momo is my adorable daughter. We kept it secret because she wanted to, but since she’s gone and revealed it herself…”

“You’re the worst,” Momo whined.

Laughing, Midnight simply chuckled. “Oh come now, Momo. It’s a mother’s job to embarrass her daughter. I didn’t think you’d be this embarrassed after I already taught you all of this before.”

“Having this lesson privately and having it with all of my classmates are two very different things, Mother!”

“Tell me, were you thinking about a boy just now?”

Momo’s already crimson face went even redder and a flash of rainbow light appeared from underneath her arm as a small matryoshka doll popped out, coloured green. Kyoka leaned down and picked it up. She frowned at it for a moment before recalling what Momo had said yesterday and mentioned in group chats. She smirked and held it while looking at Momo, wiggling it back and forth in her hand. Looks a lot like Broccoli, doesn't it?

Shut up! Momo threatened with her eyes. Wait, how did I even create that? Isn’t the quirk suppressor on?

“Anyway,” Midnight interrupted Momo’s thoughts. “Enough about your classmate’s family situation. That should be enough ground covered on the male anatomy. Now then, your lovely virgin boys,” Midnight licked her lips and smirked at the males in the audience. “It’s time to test your knowledge of your female classmates’ lady parts. And remember, I will punish you if you do not use proper terminology. This is your last warning.”

She clicked the remote as the boys turned increasingly uncomfortable. The slide changed on the screen, showing an unlabelled diagram of female genitals, which looked far more like it was a picture that had been taken rather than an artist’s rendition for a textbook. She turned on the laser pointer and brought it towards a specific part. “Now then, boys, I’m not going to call for volunteers this time. Kaminari, can you tell me what this is?”

“Uh… is that the cl*t?”

Kyoka smacked her head into her face. Of all the… Kaminari!

“Incorrect,” Midnight declared. Minoru had his hand raised, eagerly begging for Midnight to call on him so he could unleash his knowledge, but she chose someone else. “Midoriya, perhaps you have the answer?”

Ochaco went bright red as she glanced at her boyfriend, who looked towards Midnight with a determined, completely unembarrassed expression. “Yes! That’s the vagin*l opening, or introitus, ma’am.”

Midnight beamed at the confidence in the green-haired boy’s face, not a trace of doubt, anxiety, or embarrassment at all in it. “Very good, Midoriya. Let’s try another one, then. Bakugo, what’s this?”

Katsuki scoffed, his arms folded over his chest, and answered with a disinterested, “The labia majora.”

“Excellent,” Midnight cooed as the girls blinked, glancing between Izuku and Katsuki in surprise. She moved the laser pointer again. “Koda, could you please identify this part?”

“M-m-m-me!?”

“Mmhm, yes, you, Koda,” Midnight confirmed. “If you don’t know, then you don’t know, but if you were to wager a guess, what would this be?”

“U-u-uhm, I don’t feel comfortable answering, Miss Midnight. I mean, I don’t remember.”

“That’s quite all right; that’s why we’re here, to learn. Tokoyami, perhaps you?”

“I would rather not embarrass myself with an incorrect guess, so I also wish to abstain from answering.”

“Kirishima? Tetsutetsu? Do either of you know?”

Both shook their heads.

“...Mineta?”

“The puss* fountain!”

CRACK!

“MINETA! What did I just say about euphemisms!?”

Minoru recoiled from the whip, which still had been nowhere near him. “B-but I thought that was its name!”

Midnight sighed and held her head in the splayed fingers of her left hand above the remote. “Mineta, for the time being, just take notes and pay attention. If you honestly thought it was called that, then I wonder as to the quality of the education you received. Iida, can you identify the correct name of that area of the vulva?”

Blushing red, Tenya nevertheless rose from his seat, straight-backed. “Yes, ma’am! That’s the urethra.”

“Good. Midoriya, here?”

“The cl*tor*s.”

“And here, Bakugo?”

“cl*ttoral hood.”

“Midoriya?”

“Labia minora.”

Midnight clapped while Ochaco felt the foundations of her world being shaken. Midnight changed the diagram, but she barely noticed as she stared, frozen, at Izuku. He wasn’t a blushing mess. What was this? This wasn’t what she expected at all! She’d totally forgotten a couple of those names, like labia minora, but Izuku was able to say them by heart without breaking a sweat. Not only him, but Katsuki too!

And now Izuku and Bakugo are talking about the uterus and reproductive cycle like it’s no big deal, she thought about a minute later, as Midnight seemed very impressed with the two boys and was repeatedly asking the two of them her questions on periods and pregnancy, which both boys were answering correctly and in civil tones.

“Typically it’s twenty-two days long, but it varies for every woman,” Katsuki answered. “Sperm can usually live inside the fallopian tubes for about a week, so even if you’re being careful, you could still end up impregnating someone if you let it out inside. Ovulation usually happens two weeks before the period starts, but again, every woman’s a bit different.”

“And the period is when the uterus sheds its nutrient-rich blood lining that it formed in preparation for receiving a fertilized egg,” Izuku added. “And once it’s done shedding that, the cycle starts all over again, though my mom has said that she gets bad cramps and headaches when she has hers.”

“Good boys. What happens to the egg?” Midnight asked.

It was incredibly unsettling to hear Katsuki correct Izuku about whether or not an unfertilized egg is broken down and reabsorbed by the body or is expelled with the blood when the uterine lining is shed after not having fertilized the egg, and not hear Katsuki bark an insult at him while doing so. The students were just going back and forth between them like watching a tennis match, staring in silence at how these two were talking without one of them acting like a rabid dog.

“You sure about that?” Izuku asked. “I thought the egg was just reabsorbed by the body.”

“No, it’s broken down and is shuffled out along with the rest of the period blood,” Katsuki replied. “Am I right, Midnight?”

“Excellent,” she said, nodding her head. “Full marks, Bakugo!”

“Darn,” Izuku muttered. “I always figured it’d be a waste of nutrients if it was just expelled out with the rest of the uterine lining…”

“How do you know all this?” Shoto asked, glancing at Katsuki in surprise.

“Huh? How do you losers not know it?” he asked. “We were tested on this crap in middle school, you know? You all wanted to get into UA, right? It’s only natural that you should know it!”

“I guess Bakugo really does deserve his high class marks,” Mina realized.

“He gets good classroom marks?” Itsuka inquired.

Toru motioned as if the invisible girl was nodding her head. “Yeah! Bakugo was third in the class on our midterm exams, behind only Yaomomo and Iida.”

“Wait, he placed higher than Midoriya and Todoroki?” Itsuka asked.

“Midoriya was fourth and Todoroki was fifth,” Toru answered. “They’re the strongest, most experienced boys in class and they get the top marks. If only Bakugo wasn’t an angry pomeranian and Iida wasn’t a stick-in-the-mud, all four of them would be prime boyfriend material!”

Ochaco finished writing down some notes about periods Midnight was adding on—she didn’t know birth control could make her cramps hurt way less!—and looked at Izuku. “W-wow, Izuku,” she stuttered. “It’s like you know my body better than I do.”

He looked up at her and blushed while rubbing the back of his head. “Y-yeah, I kinda studied this stuff pretty intensely in health class. Along with the crazy dream of being a hero was the even crazier dream of maybe having a girlfriend and later wife one day, ha ha.”

“It was not crazy, neither of them!” Ochaco insisted in a whisper. “You’re an amazing person, Izuku, and you’d have been a great hero even without a quirk! If I’d come to Musutafu a year earlier and gone to your middle school, there’s no way I’d have let you give up, even if All Might never gave you One For All!”

“Ahem!”

Ochaco froze and turned to look at Midnight, who was giving her an icy smile.

“I’m a fan of youthful romance,” she stated, “but perhaps you should wait until after this class to woo Midoriya, Uraraka, unless you’re volunteering yourself and your boyfriend to come up here and demonstrate what we’re about to talk about.”

“D-d-d-d-demonstrate!?” Ochaco stammered, her cheeks flushing crimson.

“Yes,” Midnight answered, holding up a little square package and, Where did she get a huge dild* like that from!? “Would you care to come up to the front, please? And be a lamb and bring Midoriya up with you.”

Ochaco could hear Mina’s and Toru’s giggles, Kyoka’s snigg*rs, Mei’s excited “ooh”s, and Momo’s frantic apologies while a bunch of the boys whistled and tossed good-natured heckles down at them. She tried to will herself to calm down and stop blushing so freaking hard, but that was a little more difficult to do when Midnight was grinning at her like she was.

“Holy crap, what am I gonna do? What’s Miss Midnight going to make us do? She’s not going to make us do things in front of the class is she? She’s not going to make us kiss in front of everyone and demonstrate foreplay, is she?” Izuku was muttering up a storm beside Ochaco, and listening to him mutter helped ease Ochaco’s nerves a little.

Not a lot, just a little.

Taking a deep breath, Ochaco grabbed his hand and tried to ignore the blatant teasing “Oooohs” that erupted from her classmates at the display. Izuku’s muttering stopped at the contact and he looked up at her. Ochaco couldn’t find any words to say, so she just powered through her blush and smiled. Izuku blinked and silently returned that smile, also throwing in a slight nod and a quiet sigh for good measure. Whatever Midnight was going to have them do—which was probably just going to be putting the condom on the dild* or something like that—they would get through this momentary embarrassment together. This would all be something to laugh about at supper tonight.

Izuku and Ochaco stopped in front of Midnight, who gave them an approving nod and a smile at where their hands were still connected. She flicked her fingers that held the wrapper. “This, my lovely class of virgins, is a condom.”

“Wait a minute, Miss Midnight!” Minoru called out, raising his hand. “I actually think you’ve made a mistake.”

“Oh? And what am I mistaken on, Mineta?”

“I don’t think all of us are virgins,” Minoru replied, shrugging and holding his palms up.

Midnight sighed. “Mineta, I believe I already stated that I don’t believe for a moment in the lie about you not being a virgin.”

He shook his head. “Oh no, Miss Midnight, I’m not going to try and convince you of that,” he answered. Minoru paused dramatically before extending his arm and laying out his finger, pointing directly at the duo on stage. “I’m saying that Midoriya’s the person here who isn’t a virgin!”

Izuku’s face was well on its way to just being permanently red as he flinched and looked up at the assembled first-year UA students. “M-me!? What makes you say that!?”

“Ooh! I must know, what was it like?” Mei shouted, jumping up and leaning forward. “Does that mean Midoriya’s already injected his sperm into some lovely lady? Has Muscles gone and made a baby of his own? Please, Midoriya, tell me all about it, for science!”

“Ochaco!” Mina gasped. “Did you and Midori do the nasty last night? Is that why you never came down and you two looked so damn pleased with yourselves this morning?”

“They were sporting the ‘I just had sex’ look and we never noticed!” Toru screamed. “I’m so jealous! You’ve gotta tell us what it was like!”

Ochaco was just as flustered as her partner. “Wha—? No! We haven’t had sex! I’ve never even seen Deku’s junk!”

“So, how are her ‘assteroids’?” Denki teased. “Soft and squishy or hard and firm?”

“Guys! Cut it out!” Koji begged.

“Yes! This conversation is absolutely disgraceful!” Tenya agreed. “I can’t believe that you’d slander Midoriya’s reputation like that, Mineta!”

“Iida!” Momo countered. “Midoriya is a wonderful person! Whether one is a virgin or isn’t doesn’t make them any more or less virtuous.”

“You sure started crushing on him hard, ribbit,” Tsuyu commented, making Momo bury her face with her hands when she realized just how quickly she jumped to defend Izuku.

“DEKU!” Katsuki shouted above Tenya’s protests. “You’re gonna tell me how a wimpy nerd like you managed to get laid before me! You have five seconds before I kill you!”

"If Midoriya says he didn't, then he didn't!" Kyoka shouted. "What makes any of you think he'd actually be able to lie to us about something like that?"

"He was able to fool us about his quirk for five months," Mezo pointed out. Eyes slowly turned back to Izuku, who grew even more flustered at that very correct fact.

“I didn’t! I’m not!” Izuku shouted back, his eyes slammed shut while his brain whirled around. Sure, he’d seen Ochaco in a towel, and she’d accidentally given him a hard-on yesterday when they were making out, but that was it! He hadn’t done anything else! Ochaco was there when Mei landed on top of him with her big… soft… boobs squishing into his chest, and nothing had happened! The only other time was when—

Lightning lanced through his brain as the Inheritor opened his eyes and glared at Hanta, pointing at him. “Sero! This is all your fault!”

“My fault?” he laughed with a confused grin. “What are you talking abou—”

“You talked!”

A cacophony of gasps, squeals, and explosive roars (including explosions) filled the theatre while Midnight held her hand to her head, shaking it slightly.

“So noisy…” Fumikage complained while Yuga sighed dramatically.

“...Deku.” Izuku froze when he heard his hero name leave Ochaco’s lips. She’d more or less stuck to calling him Izuku since their confession in the medical centre yesterday. Calling him ‘Deku’ now sounded like he was in all sorts of domestic trouble. “What do you mean by that? What did Sero ‘talk’ about?”

Izuku shook his head and looked around, choosing not to answer her at the moment and hoping that it was the correct response. He needed to find a person, one specific person; the only person on this island who could collaborate his story. He found her! Laughing her ass off. “Miss Kamimoto!”

“Hehehe… yes, what’s up, Deku?”

“You’ve seen everything that’s happened to me since I got One For All, right?” Izuku pleaded.

“Well… everything insofar as the show reveals, yes,” she answered. “It’s not like I know every single waking moment of your life since the Sludge Villain attack.”

“But you know and have seen enough, right? You’ve seen the Provisional License Exam, right?”

Kamimoto’s brain clicked as she registered what he was getting at. He wanted her to agree with him that nothing had happened between himself and Camie Utsushimi. She smirked. “Oh? So you want me to spoil that little incident for your classmates, huh?”

“What’s she talking about?” Itsuka asked. She looked at the 1-A girls. “Did something happen during your test?”

Ochaco blinked. Oh yeah, the Licensing Exam, when Sero and I found Izuku with… Her cheeks reddened again. Shiketsu girl, naked, and he said she looked like me…

Her brain was melting, and it had done so far too many times today. “I-I-I-Izuku…” Ochaco stammered. “Y-y-you di-didn’t do it with that girl, did ya? When she looked l-like m-m-meee?”

“No! I swear!” Izuku replied. “Nothing happened!”

“Bullsh*t!” Minoru countered. “Sero told me ‘n Kaminari that he found you and that babe from Shiketsu behind some rocks, butt naked!”

“I wasn’t naked, she was!” Izuku screamed before the gasps could get too intense. “And it was because of her quirk! She looked like Ochaco and then her appearance and costume melted off of her like candle wax! It was really scary!”

Kamimoto blew on a whistle, silencing the rambunctious teenagers and attracting their attention. “I do know the incident that Deku is talking about,” she said, letting the whistle fall down to where it sat atop her Yoko Littner-themed bikini top. “And while I will confirm that I never saw Deku drop his pants and have a quickie in the middle of the exam, I also cannot recall if the scene didn’t cut to black at any point and skip to show what another member of 1-A was up to. You’ll just have to wait until we get there. However! I do believe Midnight would like to continue the lesson, so would you please leave the question of ‘Is Deku a virgin or not’ until you reach that stage in your viewing? Thank you.”

“Thank you, Miss Kamimoto,” Midnight said with an appreciative nod. “Moving on. This is a condom, and this is a sex toy called a dild*, shaped like a man’s erect penis.” She paused, searching for the looks of discomfort on the students in front of her. Quite a number of the boys and girls were looking away, while Katsuki was watching with terrible posture and what could either be disinterest or bubbling rage under the surface of his skin for the suspicion that Izuku had lost his virginity before him. Or maybe that was just because the skin on his face was pink like Mina’s because of the hair dye that had been mixed into his shampoo.

Midnight tore the wrapper off the little rubber prophylactic. “The original primary purpose of the condom was to prevent undesirable consequences of unprotected sex, specifically the transmission of sexually transmitted diseases. A side-benefit was also the prevention of unintentional pregnancies, since the condom will catch the male ejacul*te when he achieves org*sm. Uraraka, I would like you and Midoriya to demonstrate how to put the condom on the normal way.”

“W-what!?” Izuku yelped.

“Y-y-you want me to p-put this o-o-o-o-on Iz-Izuku’s… p-p-p-”

Midnight chuckled. “No! No, no, no. That’s what this is for," she said, waving the slightly wobbling toy in front of her. “But I do want Midoriya to hold onto it while you put the condom on it, sweetie.”

Izuku took the, admittedly large, dild* with its flat silicone base and fake scrotum into his hands and awkwardly held it as he looked towards Ochaco, who had received the wrapper from Midnight. He looked down at the item in his hands again, confident that after today, he’d have a permanent blush on his cheeks just like Ochaco, and hers would be even larger than now. Oh God, it’s as green as my hair! He realized, gulping and staring at the toy. “Uh… how should I hold this?” he asked, looking to Midnight for advice before glancing at Ochaco, who seemed to be stretching the… WHY DID IT HAVE TO BE PINK!?

Midnight had the decency not to giggle.. “However you wish. You can stand and hold it upright. Hold it horizontally, hold it near your waist where the man’s penis would normally be, lie on your back and hold it, whatever makes you and Uraraka feel most comfortable. While you’re figuring that out, let me go over some of the diseases that wearing a condom can help prevent transmission of. First off is herpes…”

Ochaco tuned that part out as she approached Izuku. Her heart was hammering in her ears so loudly she swore it was audible to everyone in the theatre. Izuku really didn’t seem to know where he should hold the toy in his hands, and Ochaco wasn’t entirely sure of just how she was supposed to apply the condom on it. She didn’t want to get this wrong. As embarrassing as it was, being up here in front of her class and with Izuku, this was important! If they were ever going to… do it… they’d need to know to make sure she didn’t get dropped from the Hero Course. And he’d probably be dropped too because it’d be his baby too. “Um… Miss Midnight?”

The teacher paused in her train of thought to turn towards her voluntold assistant. “...bacterial vaginosis is not sexy. Yes, Uraraka?”

“Uh… this is embarrassing, but… how do I make sure it’s not on backwards?” Ochaco looked away, feeling her embarrassment in asking such a basic question eat away at her inside.

Midnight’s smile brightened immensely. “Excellent question, Uraraka! I’m glad you’re being courageous enough to ask; a true hero to yourself and your partner.” Momo groaned and buried her face in her hands at her mother’s enthusiasm while Ochaco and Izuku simply continued to exist in their state of being red as beets. “In order to ensure that you’re putting it on correctly, you want the rim to be on the outside, not on the inside, understand?”

Flustered, Ochaco quickly turned it around in her fingers so that she was holding it correctly. “R-right, got it!” Izuku was looking at her with a weak smile as he simply held the toy up, standing vertically at around the level of his sternum and about a foot away from his chest.

“Boo!” Mina catcalled. “Put it by your crotch, Midori! Get on your knees ‘Chaco! You’re not gonna be putting it on like that when you’re in the sack!”

“What if she’s floating him, ribbit?” Tsu asked.

“If she was floating him, then trying to put it on would just make him move to the floor,” Mei answered. “She’d have to be applying pressure to keep him up while also pushing down. I don’t see it happening.”

Denki scratched at his cheek while Midnight told Mina to pipe down. “I don’t envy Midoriya and Uraraka being up there, you guys,” he said quietly, “but… a part of me’s kinda jealous.”

“Jealous of being in embarrassment central?” Rikido inquired.

“N-not that,” he replied awkwardly, “But, you can see it, right? As embarrassing and awkward as it is, doing this in front of everyone, they’re still going through with it. You can really see just how much they trust and like each other.”

“Oui,” Yuga agreed. “It’s a wonder to behold. Their little romance is off to a beautiful start.”

“I wouldn’t call it that,” Hanta chuckled. “If this happened before they became a couple, I’m sure their heads would’ve exploded if Midnight asked Uraraka to put a condom on a fake Midoriya dick.”

The boys who heard him blinked and stared at him. “How do you know it’s based off Midoriya’s?” Minoru asked.

Hanta pointed. “Well it’s green, ain’t it? Just like his hair and hero costume.”

It was like a lightning bolt ran through the theatre at Hanta's ironclad logic.

Neito felt liquid fire run through his veins. He did not have a micropenis like a certain inventor and ginger had commented earlier, thank you very much, but there was no way that the daredevil selfless idiot was that much bigger than him! Just no way! Nu-uh! Impossible! He’d already inherited All Might’s quirk and been the first among the first-years to start a romantic relationship. Izuku did not need to also be packing a massive package!

“I’ve got it!” Ochaco declared, turning towards Midnight. “This is right, right?”

Midnight inspected her work. “Yes! Very good, Uraraka! That's exactly right. You’ll do good when you need to do that for real.” Ochaco turned red as she thought about it, recalling what she had overheard Izuku mutter, and held her hands in front of her while looking down. “Now,” Midnight took the condom off the toy and handed the rubber to Izuku, “your turn, Midoriya. You’ll need to know how to do this too.”

“M-me?” Izuku asked.

“Well, this is modeled after you after all,” Midnight said, the toy flopping in front of her as she held it. “You more than anyone would need to know how to put it on. You have the penis in this relationship.”

Momo felt her face heat up at the implication. She and the other girls all had huge blushes on their faces, while Mei blurted out, “Is it to scale!?”

Kyoka felt herself panic as she heard the other girl's break out in sweats. Momo had f*cking squeaked like a tiny mouse at what Midnight and Mei just said. “Oh f*ck,” she whispered to herself, hoping to drown out the sound of her own heartbeat.

“It’s certainly possible,” Midnight answered with a teasing tone, “but even if it isn’t, the condom probably wouldn’t have broken anyway, these things can stretch. However, you’ve all been eyeing this pretty intensely. You can always ask Momo to make you one.”

Momo leapt to her feet at the implication. “I have never made anything like that before!” Momo argued with her mother before the girls got the idea that she was the one who Midnight got it from.

“Oh of course not,” Midnight answered her. “Not in green anyway.”

So this is how I die, Momo thought as she felt her jaw tremble, her mother’s teasing eyes piercing her soul and cutting her down. She knew! As hard as Momo had tried to hide them, if her mother had found the smutty trashy romance novels, then she had surely found the small collection of ‘relaxation’ aides Momo had created since she was thirteen and totally accidentally stumbled upon those websites that she should not have been permitted entry to. My own mother kills me through sheer embarrassment. Don’t be surprised, Momo, you knew that this was how it was going to end with Mother being Midnight.

MOTHER!” she wailed.

“Um, Miss Midnight,” Izuku spoke up, his voice still unsteady. “Could you, maybe, tone down teasing Yaoyorozu a bit? This class is awkward enough as it is.”

Momo looked up at him, her knight in shining armour! “Midoriya…”

Ochaco chuckled a little to try and dispel her own tension. “Yeah. It’s hard enough for us. I can’t imagine what it would be like for Yaomomo, since she’s your daughter and everything.”

The daughter of Midnight shifted her gaze to the brunette in front of them all, also standing up for her, and feeling a lump in her throat. She was coming to her rescue too, Uraraka...

“Also, how am I supposed to put this on?” Izuku asked, holding the pink condom that Midnight had passed to him. “If I need to hold onto the… d-d-d… toy and the condom, I won’t have enough hands. I can’t ask Ochaco to hold it, because then it’d be like I’m putting it on someone else and that’s not what I’d be doing.”

“I guess you’ll just have to put it on yourself, then!” Neito shouted. “Come on, Midoriya! Is that toy really based off of you! You can’t really be packing that much heat, can you?”

“Midoriya doesn’t have to show us anything!” Tenya retorted. “There will be no dropping of trousers and stripping of underwear in this theatre!”

“Don’t stifle my scientific curiosity!” Mei countered. “I must ensure Midoriya’s hero costume fits properly!”

Yuga scratched his cheek. “To be honest, I’m a little bit interested, myself. Midoriya has always been somewhat shy in the locker rooms.”


“Get a hold of yourself, Sparkles!” Katsuki scoffed, but he was only one of a few that were irritated. The girls, and several of the boys, were sporting at least some redness in their cheeks.

“Ahem!” Midnight interrupted them. “Perhaps I should clarify. When I told Midoriya that this was modeled after him, I did not mean him specifically. I meant that it was modeled after him in the sense that he is genetically male and has the set of male reproductive organs. I did not mean to imply that this toy was a 1:1 scale reproduction of Midoriya’s own physiology. To answer your question, Midoriya, you are correct, but if you simply treat this as a classroom lesson I am confident you can overcome it. Additionally, it is a mother’s sacred duty to tease her daughter. Do not try to take that away from me, unless you also plan on taking her away from me. In which case, I request a beach wedding in Okinawa.”

“M-mother!” Momo groaned. “Please, could you stop?”

Midnight sighed. “Very well, then. Midoriya, Uraraka, you may retake your seats. As our resident couple aptly demonstrated, that is how you properly place a condom on a penis the normal way. Now, allow me to demonstrate a very improper, but very fun way of applying a condom to the male genitalia. I do not recommend any of you attempting this until you are quite experienced in the sexual arts” Midnight licked her lips as she retrieved a fresh condom from a wrapper and placed the device in her mouth.

The class could tell something downright nasty was about to happen as Midnight opened her mouth and placed the tip of the silicone dild* against her lips. The fake penis slipped past, and inch by inch disappeared into Midnight’s mouth and into her bulging throat. Momo felt her face explode, and she wasn’t the only one, but none of them could tear their gazes away from what Midnight was doing. The majority of the boys started to hunch over, hiding what Midnight’s display was doing to them and Izuku made damn sure that his notebook was covering his lap because man oh man he did not think that the R-Rated Hero would really go and do that in front of a pack of teenagers during a sex ed class!

Minoru bit his lip as he tried to contain himself. This was really happening, this was happening right in front of him! Midnight was deepthroating a huge dild* to show them how to apply a condom. It was like one of his fantasies had come to life before his very eyes. He was definitely going to have fap material tonight, burning this image into his brain! It was too hot! It was…

It was too hot.

Minoru’s head shot back like a rocket as twin geysers of blood shot from his nostrils and he fell back into his seat, unconscious. “Mineta!” Denki gasped. “Hang on, man, hang on! You still haven’t gone on a date yet!”

“He’s fine,” Kamimoto assured him. “Nobody’s permitted to die on this island, they just get really big boo-boos. He can sleep it off.”

Midnight withdrew the toy from her mouth, showcasing the green sex aide covered in the pink condom again, this time glistening and slathered with her saliva and the mucus that lined her throat. The pro hero licked her lips as she said, “Once again, I do not condone trying this until you are experienced. You could very well screw it up and accidentally choke on the condom, but it is a very fun way of applying protection to your partner to ensure safe sex.”

“Midoriya…” the young man turned his head when he heard Momo’s pained voice calling to him, and she gave him the most pitying look as she said, “when this is over, please smash me.”

For about five seconds there was total silence in the theatre before Midnight placed her hands on her cheeks and squealed. “Momo! I’m so proud of you. My how bold of you.”

“Y-Yaoyorozu!” Izuku yelped.

“If Izuku’s smashin’ anyone, I’m first in line, Yaomomo,” Ochaco declared, gripping Izuku’s arm even as her face went red as a beet.

“Mm… put me in line after Yaomomo,” Mina giggled. “I wouldn’t mind having those clenching buttcheeks smashing me.”

Momo jumped to her feet, waving her arms around. “Not like that! I didn’t mean it like that! I meant when this is over please smash my head in with a superpowered punch!”

Kyoka laughed. “Too late, Yaomomo, we’ve already decided on what you meant.”

“Arg!”

“And too bad for you, Yaoyorozu,” Hanta chuckled. “Miss Kamimoto already said that we can’t die here, so if you were hoping he’d put you out of your misery, you’re out of luck.”

Mezo raised his arm. “Uh, Miss, er… Mrs. Midnight, if I can call you that since you’re married?”

“Yes Shoji?” the teacher asked, smiling broadly.

He pointed to one of the young men sitting near him. “I think Iida’s gone catatonic.”

Attention shifted towards Class 1-A’s current representative, and they all saw him slouched back, head resting on the back of the couch, mouth open with what looked to be foam coming out of it. Katsuki tisked. “Lightweight. Couldn’t even handle a sex ed class. How sheltered is he if even f*ckin’ Deku hasn’t passed out from shock?”

Shoto glanced away, his own blush lighting up his cheeks. “I still don’t think that Midnight should have done that.”

“Would this make Midoriya even more fit to be class rep, then?” Toru asked.

“I don’t see how not passing out when seeing a teacher, who’s also the mother of one of our classmates, do that counts as being class rep material,” Mashiro commented, Koji nodding his head.

“It’s just one of the things a loving wife does for her husband,” Midnight giggled. “He loves it when I do that and I love that he loves it.”

“Mother! I did not need to hear that! Now I need to bleach my eyes out!”

So this is what it’s like having Midnight for a mom, Ochaco thought, sitting back down in her seat now that she understood Momo’s slip-up. Stay strong, Momo, stay strong. She turned to look at Izuku, who seemed to be frozen in place. “Izuku?”

The sound of her voice jolted him out of whatever reverie he had been stuck in. He hadn’t even been muttering. “Wha! Uraraka!?”

“You okay?” she asked. “You kinda froze up on me.”

“Oh… uh...:”

Itsuka grinned. “I’ll bet he was too busy thinking about ‘smashing’ you and Yaoyorozu, Uraraka,” she teased.

“You know, some of you did just admit to wanting to have sex with Midoriya,” Ejiro commented, lightly scratching his cheek and blushing.

Mei hummed and giggled. “I wouldn’t mind at all for research purposes. Hey, Midnight! How does the whole sex thing actually work? It can’t just be insert rod into slot, right?”

Izuku collapsed into his seat at Mei’s giggles behind him, his face practically on fire. This couldn't be real, this all had to be some kind of fever dream brought on by stress from seeing Shigaraki and Nomu again at the USJ. He had passed out during the last episode from the adrenaline rush of watching All Might knock Nomu into the sky and now he was hallucinating that four girls (technically three) had said they wanted him to ‘smash’ them, and one of them was Ochaco. She couldn’t have possibly said that; they’d only confessed that they’d liked each other last night, it was impossible that she wanted to have sex with him!

Ochaco, meanwhile, had buried her face into her hands, not even noticing the force of gravity leaving her as she started to float away. f*ck! How could ya jus’ go an’ say THAT, Ochaco!? Tellin’ Izuku ya want him to ‘smash’ ya? What is wrong with ya? There’s no way you’re that f*ckin’ thirsty for him, is there? Oh no… this class was totally a bad idea.

“Ochaco’s floating,” Mina cackled. “Tsu?”

“Ribbit,” the froggy girl replied, sticking out her tongue and wrapping it around Ochaco’s waist before reeling her back in. Huh, it worked that time.

Tetsutetsu frowned and looked down at his hand. It took a little bit more effort than usual, but he was able to turn it into steel like normal. “I thought the quirk inhibitor was on.”

“All right, calm down virgins and Midoriya,” Midnight said, clapping her hands. “It’s time to move on. We got a little distracted from what we were discussing, but for the most part, so long as you use protection and know the sexual history of your partner, you should be able to avoid contracting most, if not all, STDs. Next up…” she clicked the remote a few times, rapidly shifting through slides showing images of the symptoms of STDs affecting both male and female genitals until it stopped on a slide with a single word on it.

“Foreplay!” Midnight declared. “Who can tell me the purpose of foreplay?”

Of the students who were still awake, a few shifted nervously, but Mashiro raised his hand and was called upon. “It’s, uh, to ready both partners for having sex.”

“Correct,” Midnight replied. “Anyone else?”

Tsuyu let down Ochaco as the gravity hero disengaged her quirk’s effect on herself while Momo tentatively raised her hand. She was still wracked by nerves after everything her mother had done so far, but she felt like she needed to redeem herself after being scolded earlier. Midnight’s eyes zoomed in on hers, the smile on her mother’s face sending tingles down her spine. The waiting for her to be called on was agonizing, as if Midnight was waiting for someone else to raise their hand to volunteer as tribute, or to just heighten Momo’s anxiety. “Momo?”

Finally! She let out a breath before inhaling to formulate an answer. “Yes ma’am, foreplay can also be a time to deepen emotional bonds between two people, even if it doesn’t lead to sexual intercourse.”

Midnight nodded at her. “Correct as well, very good.” Momo sighed with relief at not having been subjected to another teasing arrow through her chest. “Foreplay, as so aptly put by your peers, is a time for both deepening emotional bonds between two partners in a relationship as well as preparing each other for sexual intercourse. This involves inducing the female to produce vagin*l juices and getting the blood flowing into the man’s penis causing it to enlarge and har-den, as well as begin producing precum as we discussed before, something I’m sure all of you are very familiar with at this point.” She winked and blushes shot to the faces of the students like they were doing the wave. Even Katsuki sported one through his currently dyed pink cheeks.

“Now then, I would like you all to brainstorm different things that you can do as part of foreplay. You don’t have to differentiate by gender, but I would like one thing from each of you on what you could do with your imagined partner to stimulate them and prepare them for sexual intercourse. Let’s start with the boys. Shoji, could you please see if Iida is willing to wake up again? If not, we’ll take the fact that he’s still shirtless as being his answer.”

Mezo glanced at Tenya, seeing the blue-haired young man was still out after having witnessed Midnight’s display. Realizing what they were going to be getting into, he returned his gaze to Midnight. “Uh… I think I’ll let him sleep a bit.”

“Very well, Iida says to strip off your shirt and reveal some skin to your partner. Shoji?”

The youngest member of Class 1-A blushed as he did not expect—although he really should have—to be called upon immediately. “Um, whispering something sexy in their ear?”

“Excellent!” Midnight beamed. “Bakugo?”

“Spankin’ their naughty ass,” he answered her.

“A bit rough for a start, but good answer,” Midnight stated with a nod. “Kirishima?”

He rubbed the back of his head and glanced down sheepishly. For a brief moment, he felt his eyes meet Mina’s, and Eijiro quickly looked away from her. “U-uh… giving her a kiss?”

“Just the thing to start getting her in the mood! Ojiro?”

Mashiro scratched at his cheek. “Helping undress her?”

“Always a fun thing to get the heart pounding. Keep it up boys, Tokoyami?”

The bird-headed boy lowered his gaze to meet Midnight’s. “Dancing.”

“Ooh,” Midnight cooed, “quite the romantic choice. I like that. Sato?”

“Well, uh… massaging the breasts, I guess.”

“Good, good. Either through clothes or without them in the way, but it may take some coaching from your partner to know how she likes them handled. You’re not kneading dough, after all. Aoyama?”

“Kissing the nipple?” Yuga suggested, seemingly less embarrassed now.

“Excellent! Another! Tetsutetsu?”

“Sparring!” the man of steel answered.

“Manly!” Eijiro cheered.

Midnight quirked an eyebrow. “Sparring?”

“Yeah,” Tetsutetsu replied. “Don’t some people get turned on fighting? Couldn’t a good old-fashioned sparring match be a good bit of foreplay?”

Nodding her head, Midnight replied, “A bit of an unorthodox answer, but it can check out with the right person. Monoma!”

“Stroking the cl*tor*s,” he offered.

“Now we’re getting there. Todoroki?”

He stared at Midnight. “Feeding them cherries.”

Silence overtook the room for a moment and Shoto glanced around. “What? Why has no one else mentioned cherries? Didn’t they have something to do with this?”

Midnight controlled her giggles while some of the boy’s peers were unable to keep a lid on theirs. “That’s a misunderstanding, Todoroki,” she explained. “Recall when Bakugo mentioned the hymen when we were going over female anatomy? In most of your female peers, they’ve likely already broken theirs because of the actions involved in their training, and it’s different in every woman, but quite often the hymen will tear and bleed when a woman has her first sexual experience. That blood is what is referred to when people colloquially speak about ‘popping a girl’s cherry’ and is meant to reflect being a woman’s first partner and taking their virginity. It’s also used for men as well, where a ‘cherry boy’ is a male who hasn’t yet had sex themselves.”

Shoto’s eyes widened. “So when I called Bakugo ‘Cherry Popper’ and said Midoriya should be able to burst Uraraka’s cherries without any problem earlier…”

It was like a repeat of that morning watching the battle between bitter foes and being distracted by so many attempts at coming up with a hero name for Katsuki, except this time even those who had held in their laughter couldn’t. Shoto turned as red as the cherries he’d been talking about while Izuku and Ochaco, blushing like mad, couldn’t manage to keep their faces straight amidst the piles of laughter all around them and ended up in giggle fits of their own. Few could even hear Shoto’s mumbled apologies.

When the class finally managed to get themselves under control, Midnight decreed for them to move onto the next person in line, Koji. Far more comfortable in the situation after everyone had had a good laugh, the normally quiet boy spoke up with his suggested act for foreplay. “Rubbing the thighs.”

“Good, good. Sero?”

“Uh, well…” Hanta started. “I don’t know if this counts or not, but does bondage play count as foreplay?”

“Absolutely!” Midnight answered with shining eyes. “We’ll get more into that later, but that can absolutely be a wonderfully sexy and arousing prelude to sex. Some of the best times with by husband were when—”

“Mother, no!” Momo screamed.

“Midnight, yes!” Mei countered. “Tell us!”

“Yeah, tell us!” Toru joined in.

Midnight laughed. “I think if I did my poor daughter would spontaneously combust,” she answered. “So how about we save those sorts of questions until after dinner, okay? Kaminari, you next. Give us an example of foreplay on your partner.”

“Oh, uh, well…” Denki started. He chuckled nervously and looked up and away before bringing his gaze down to somewhere in front of his knees. “I’ve kinda thought about… fingering the pu—I mean vagin* and using my quirk to make a very faint electric current from my fingertips.”

“Ooh,” Midnight wasn’t the only one to express surprise at Denki’s admission.

“Kinky,” Mina teased, grinning at her friend one row above him.

How would… Kyoka started to think before she quickly shook her head to dispel the thought before it finished.

“Midoriya, you’re up,” Midnight stated, turning to look to the boy in front.

“M-me!?” he asked. “I thought Mineta or Yaoyorozu would be next!”

“Mineta’s unconscious and the boys are up first,” Midnight replied simply. “You’re the last of the boys, and you have experience, correct?”

“No I don’t! I…” Izuku sighed. He bit his lip. He’d been thinking about what it was he was going to answer with since the rest of the boys had started. While he hadn’t been expecting to go right away, he was at least thankful that he wasn’t the absolutely last person to be called upon; that would have been more pressure than he knew what to deal with. Fortunately, he did have his answer.

Ochaco and most of the rest of the students watched him closely. “Well, uh… complimenting her?”

“Could you clarify a bit?” Midnight asked. “Do you mean dirty talk in telling your partner how sexy they are or what they do to you or something else?”

Izuku shook his head. “Maybe a bit, I guess? I was more thinking of… well, saying how brightly their eyes shine when they’re happy, or how their smile warms up the whole room and gives me strength, or how nice her hair smells and how soft and gentle her touch is…”

Ochaco felt like she was the one who was about to combust as Izuku openly complimented her in front of her entire class. Her heart pounded, even as she felt her eyes softening while her body flooded with warmth. It was taking all of her willpower not to put her hands to her cheeks and start floating again, even though that really shouldn’t be possible because of the quirk inhibitor that Kamimoto had once again implemented. Izuku…

Midnight smiled. “Ah, I see. Well, it seems to be having its intended effect.” Izuku stopped talking and Midnight gestured with a slight wave towards Ochaco, who was blushing up a storm and looking bashfully at her boyfriend. She had her fingers curled up on her knees, trying to keep them in place instead of doing something with them. Izuku gulped, wondering just what that something could be.

“Ochaco?”

“Dummy,” she mumbled. “Complimentin’ me like that in front of everyone. It’s embarrassin’, Izuku.”

He went red at the shy tone in her voice as she not-scolded him. “I… I just, just said what I felt.”

It took a second for Ochaco to register what he said, and another second for her to lose her grip on the restraints holding her back and just lean in and kiss him, present company be damned. They already shared their first kiss in front of everyone, and they’d been flirting and feeding each other in the buffet hall. Kissing during Midnight’s sex ed class was hardly a big leap.

Tsuyu chuckled as Izuku’s hands struggled with finding something to do while Ochaco was on top of him before settling on holding her shoulders and upper back. “You’re such a ladykiller, Midoriya.”

“Whoop! Whoop!” Itsuka teased as numerous other catcalls and whistles started up from their classmates.

“Keep it in your pants!”

“Way to go, tiger!”

“You get him, ‘Chaco!”

“And so they ascend the staircase to adulthood.”

“Good thing Iida’s out, or he’d be lost between being happy for them and having a fit.”

“I must watch this! I feel something new inside of me, it’s interesting! I require more data!”

Midnight clapped her hands, though that didn’t seem to stop Ochaco from continuing to kiss Izuku as she now lay atop him on the couch in front of her. “That’s it for the boys. Ladies, I know I already gave quite a few examples a little while ago, but now it’s time for you all to list some examples of your own for foreplay. These can either be things to get your partner aroused or what you’d perhaps like your partner to do to you to get you in the mood. Let’s start with you, Uraraka.”

Ochaco barely heard Midnight, but she still heard her nonetheless. Never breaking her eye contact from the emerald jewels set into his face, she brought her hand away from his cheek and towards the messy curls that topped his head. “Carding my hand through his hair,” she said, her fingers doing just that. Izuku groaned beneath her, the action both stirring up something inside of him while also putting his mind at ease. It was… nice; more than nice. He pushed his head into her hand, non-verbally telling her to keep doing it.

Nodding, Midnight spoke up for those in the back who may not have heard. “Petting. Very nice. Momo? And do not stampede towards the glans again, please.” Momo didn’t respond to her call, and she could see why. The poor girl had one of her hands raised so that it was at her chin, her fingers curling up and covering her mouth. She was watching what was happening in the front row even more intensely than Mei was. “Momo…?” Midnight sighed and reached for her whip. “Yaoyorozu!!”

CRACK!

“Y-yes!” The startled daughter snapped back towards her teacher.

“What do you want to do or have done to you for foreplay?”

“That’s none of your business, Mother!” Momo snapped.

Midnight frowned. “Yaoyorozu, I may be your mother, but I am also your teacher. All of the boys have shared examples of things to do to entice arousal in a sexual partner even if it may have made them uncomfortable. This is an excellent opportunity to better know and bond with your friends and peers. Now please, share an example with the rest of the class on an act that could be part of foreplay to get prepared for proper intercourse. You can name a generic act, something you would like to perform on a partner, or something you would like to have done to you.”

Momo glanced down to the right again, away from Midnight and to where Ochaco was still on top of Izuku, the two of them seemingly lost in their own world and gently holding one another and sharing light kisses. Ochaco’s head was hiding Izuku’s face from her, but she could imagine the look in his eyes. That kind light and tender affection, slowly being replaced by a wild lust, a lust for her. For Momo’s curves, to drown in her tit* and squeeze her ass, as the fire that she’d often seen in Ochaco’s eyes during training was fixed on her while the shorter girl pressed up against her back, hands coming to her front, gripping at her clothes…

The whip cracked again as she stalled. “Yaoyorozu!”

“Using my quirk to make sexy outfits and lingerie, and then having them ripped and torn from my body!” Momo shouted.

Kyoka chuckled after a moment of silence. “Hot damn, you really have started to like big strength broccoli, haven’t you?” She wiggled the matryoshka doll in her hand again.

“Kyoka!”

I want to die, Momo thought. I seriously want to die. How can I face everyone now, knowing that I want to have my clothes ripped from my body?

“Jiro,” Midnight prompted.

Caught off-guard after her ribbing of Momo, especially since Midnight didn’t say anything to tease Momo about what she’d just admitted, Kyoka stuttered for a moment before blushing and looking away. “I guess, French kissing?”

“Excellent! Miss Ashido, if you please?”

She giggled. “I think you already covered most of mine for things I’d do to a boy,” she answered, and then smiled. “But if I had to say something that a boy could do to me to make me wet, and this is just me, but uh…” she began to blush. “My horns are… sensitive and not to toot my own horn or anything but doing stuff to my horns makes me a very horny girl.”

Eijiro gulped. Ashido’s horns, huh…

“And for you, Hagakure?”

“Ever heard of the invisible handjob?” Toru asked in response.

“Ah yes, I suppose that would be a specialty of yours, wouldn’t it?” Midnight giggled.

Toru immediately felt flustered as Midnight eyed her with a sultry expression. “Not that I’ve ever done that or anything! It’s just… something I’ve thought about.”

“Quite understandable, given your quirk. Miss Hatsume, how about you? And please no flashing the boys again.”

“Oh that’s easy,” she giggled, still wrapped up in Tenya’s shirt as well as her own. “Running up and hugging them from behind or landing on top of them. That’ll get them up. Midoriya reacted that way in the hallway in front of the design studio about a couple of weeks back, I think.”

“Wait, what!?” Denki exclaimed.

“Yeah,” Mei replied. “One of my babies exploded when I was testing it and it blew the doors open. I landed on top of Midoriya and after a few seconds I could feel something poking me. Didn’t realize that that was his penis until today, though.”

Midnight nodded. “Nearly at the end now. Asui, and then Kendo. What are your thoughts?”

“Between what you said earlier and what everyone else has said, I can’t think of anything else, ribbit,” Tsuyu commented. “So I’m sorry, but I don’t have an answer for you. Oh, wait. cunniling*s hasn’t been mentioned yet, that counts as foreplay, right?”

“Cunni-what?” Denki asked.

“She means eating a girl out, dipsh*t,” Katsuki told him.

“Oh!” Denki grinned and gave Katsuki a thumbs-up. “Thanks man.”

"Tch. Yeah, whatever. It should be whoever ends up your girlfriend who thanks me."

“cunniling*s, huh?” Toru wondered.

Heeeeey Tsu,” Mina spoke with a saccharine voice, “just how long is your tongue?”

“Ribbit!” Tsuyu croaked, her cheeks turning a rosy pink.

“And it’s really thick and flexible, right?” Kyoka asked.

Mistakes have been made, Tsuyu realized too late. I’m in danger.

Midnight moved her gaze to Itsuka, who blushed. “Well, uh, what about taking a bath or shower together?” she asked. “Especially after doing something to work up a sweat?”

Clapping her hands, Midnight beamed at them all. “Excellent! Well done, everyone. Yes, all of those are wonderful examples of acts that could be performed during foreplay to get yourself and your partner in the mood for some tender lovemaking or just good, naughty fun to deepen those bonds between you.”

Fumikage frowned, sighed, and lowered his head. “Is all the flirtation really necessary?”

Mina raised her hand. “Oh! Miss Midnight! I have a question I just remembered.”

“Yes, Ashido. What is it?”

Mina lowered her hand. “So, uh, I’m pretty sure that my mom is full of sh*t, but she told me when I was thirteen that I was allergic to sem*n. Is that true?”

Midnight felt her eye twitch. “While I don’t know your specific medical history, Ashido, I can tell you that it’s quite possible to be allergic to pretty much anything, even being allergic to specific proteins in your own sweat. So while it is possible that you could be allergic to a component within sem*n, I would also say that it is probably highly, highly unlikely. How does your mother know that you’re allergic to sem*n?”

“She said she got me tested for sem*n allergy when I was four and was having me tested for peanut allergy.”

More than one person laughed or attempted to stifle it while Midnight sighed. “Yes, Ashido, your mother is full of sh*t and was likely trying to scare you away from becoming sexually active. There is no way she would have tested a four-year-old for a sem*n allergy.”

“She should have just kept you away from boats the whole time, then,” Hanta chuckled.

Mina laughed. “I know, right? Thanks Miss Midnight! I was sure she was just blowing smoke but I wanted your opinion.”

“Anytime, Miss Ashido. Any questions?” Midnight asked, clicking the remote again, slowly slipping through slides. “Any questions on foreplay?” Silence. “Very well then, let us move on. Uraraka, Midoriya, you can stop that now.” The class couple stopped their kissing, finding it very easy for them to separate once they remembered that they had just been making out for the past couple of minutes in full view of their teacher and at least a portion of their classmates. They jumped off each other as if they’d been scalded, and quickly brought their hands to their clothes, straightening them up once again and tightening their loosened ties.

I can’t believe I just did that! Ochaco thought to herself. Makin’ out in front of everyone like that. She rubbed her thighs together as she smoothed out her skirt.

Izuku placed his notebook over his lap again. Holy whoa! How could I do that, and in front of Midnight and everyone? I should die. Yeah, that’s it, I should just end my life and die! No, you can’t do that, Izuku! What would Mom think? You can’t just get a girlfriend and then die of embarrassment before you can even introduce her to Mom!

But she’ll show Ochaco baby pictures!

I’m sure Ochaco’s parents will show baby pictures of her!

Oh gosh, right! She’d look so cute as a kid! I’ve gotta live long enough to see those, at least!

Midnight looked back and forth between Izuku and Ochaco, who both seemed to have calmed themselves down. “Our next topic of conversation to cover, then, will be something I’m sure many of you are at least passingly familiar with.” She clicked the remote once more, and one word became emblazoned on the screen above an image of what looked to be a video cover, in which a woman who looked an awful lot like Midnight was posing for the camera surrounded by three hulking shirtless men, one of whom had a mutation quirk that made him seem like an anthropomorphic German Shepherd. The Midnight look-alike had her hands at the crotches of their jeans and was giving the camera a sultry smile.

“p*rnography!” Midnight declared. “As part of this, we’ll be discussing kinks, positions, fetishes, and the differences between p*rn and real life. Keep your hands to yourselves, virgins and Midoriya, because this is the part where things get…” Midnight moaned. “…intense.”

“Hey, uh… Yaoyorozu…” Rikido spoke up. “That picture…?” He trailed off, not finding the confidence to finish the question.

Yuga coughed. “It wouldn’t happen to actually be Midnight, would it?” His voice came out quite near to a squeak at the end of his line, and the eyes of the class glanced between the image on the screen, Midnight’s smirking face, and Momo’s panicking expression.

“N-no! It’s not!” Momo replied. “A-at least, I don’t think… Mother! Please tell me that that isn’t you!”

Midnight waved. “Nothing to worry about there, Momo, I’m not the performer in this video. The only videos of me engaging in sex are private affairs between myself and your father, but that leads into this discussion. What is real and what is fake about p*rnography. Please, wake up Iida and Mineta again. It was a shame they missed our last discussion, but I believe that this is a subject that we really should have the two of them awake and cognizant for.”

“Aw… can’t we just keep Mineta unconscious?” Toru whined.

“For like, forever?” Kyoka agreed.

Midnight shook her head as Denki shook Minoru awake and Mezo managed to rouse Tenya. “Now, now ladies, he may be a little perverted, but your classmate Mineta is simply the most open and honest about his desires. It is a tad obsessive, but I’m sure most of your classmates, including those you think to be the most innocent, could be just as dirty-minded as he is and just hide those desires. Just as he has openly declared his desire to see you ladies in all your natural glory, I’m sure all of you have thought about or spoken to each other about checking out your male classmates’ bodies. Hmm?” The girls shifted awkwardly about that. Truly, they had talked about that kind of stuff, and went into it at length in their girls’ chat the previous night, especially about one particular male student. The thirst was real; Minoru was just the only boy who was completely open about his desires.

Besides, it wasn’t as if none of them had… appreciated the eye candy of seeing Izuku shirtless and muscled up after All Might’s ten months of pre-UA training…

Minoru shook his head awake. “I feel a little woozy. What are we talkin’ about again?” he asked Denki before looking towards the screen, which was currently blank.

“You kinda lost a lot of blood and passed out when Midnight showed us an… interesting way to put on a condom,” Denki told him. “Try not to get too excited, dude. Miss Kamimoto said that we may not be able to die here, but I don’t wanna think of what would happen if you lose too much blood.”

“That may be difficult,” Hanta said, grinning at Minoru with an evil gleam in his eye as he rubbed his chin. “Midnight just said that we’re gonna be covering p*rn next. Given the way this has been going, I’m sure it’ll be rated triple X.”

“MISS MIDNIGHT!” Tenya bellowed. “THAT IS INAPPROPRIATE—!”

Midnight smiled as Tenya stopped himself, seeing that the prop was nowhere to be seen anymore and the screen was currently just a white sheet. “What was inappropriate, class rep?”

Tenya coughed as he struggled to get his bearings. “M-my apologies, ma’am,” he said, his volume much more reasonable now. “I seem to have hallucinated a bit. I thought… nevermind. By the way, has anyone seen my shirt? Why am I shirtless?”

Mei giggled. “Because it’s on me, Legs!” she cackled. “Don’t you remember? You threw it at me when I undid my own shirt!”

Tsuyu grinned a little. “Do you want it back right away, Iida? I’m sure it smells a bit like Hatsume right now.”

“Savage Tsu!” Mina chuckled as Tenya went white.

“I don’t mind,” Mei replied. She started unbuttoning the too-big-for-her shirt. “I kinda liked the smell of whatever cologne he was using.”

“Wait, hang on,” Tenya said from above. “I don’t wear cologne!” Mei paused in unbuttoning the shirt for a moment.

“Oh, so that must be his musk, then,” Mina giggled.

Itsuka looked at Mei on the other end of the couch she, Tsuyu, and the inventor were sharing. “Hatsume? Something wrong?”

Mei didn’t appear to hear her, and she brought the collar of the shirt up to her face, and took in a deep sniff. “So this is Iida’s scent, then…?” she whispered quietly. “I should remember it.”

Tenya looked away, not meeting Tsuyu’s eyes, or anyone’s. “N-no, it’s all right,” he said. “I can wait until later to have it returned. I just wanted to make sure I knew where it was, that’s all.” He sat back down next to Mezo.

Ochaco shared a look with Izuku. They were far from being ‘love experts’, given Ochaco’s denial of her own feelings to try not to burden Izuku with them while he struggled towards their shared goal of becoming heroes as he worked under the weighty legacy of One For All and Izuku’s crushing esteem issues making him feel like no one could ever possibly want to date him. However, at this moment, both of them came to the same conclusion.

We should totally try to get Iida to confess to Hatsume before we leave this island!

Mei left the shirt somewhat unbuttoned as Midnight got their attention again. “Let’s begin. Unlike the previous sections of this class, this one will be more open discussion and free-flowing, however, there are some things I would like to ensure that we cover, so we’ll start with them.” Midnight clicked the remote, and the blank screen changed to something that turned every youth’s head tomato-red.

“MOTHER!” Momo screamed.

“Oh God, we interned with her!” Itsuka gasped.

“WHY DID YOU LET ME INTERN WITH HER!?”

“Damn!” Denki chuckled.

“I cannot imagine that this darkness of the adult work is in any way appropriate for us to be viewing,” Fumikage uttered.

Eijiro nodded, glancing back and forth. “It’s not very manly, but this is a class, so…”

“You could always look away,” Katsuki commented. “Don’t see what all the fuss is about.”

Minoru perked up. “Dost mine ears deceive me? Is Bakugo actually a pervert too?”

“Shut up, you grape moron,” Katsuki barked. “I just don’t know why all you extras are makin’ such a big fuss over it! So what if Uwabami does this sh*t on the side and why are you getting so bent outta shape over it? She’s a lame hero and it’s just f*ckin’ p*rn. Even if we’re not eighteen we’ve all seen it. It’s not like it’s f*ckin’ difficult to tell a website that you’re over eighteen; it’s not asking for photo ID or anything. Hell, I’m sure even Deku’s seen it! He’s probably got a bunch of magazines hidden at home with spreads of Pop☆Step or those cat ladies Pixie-Bob and Mandalay.”

Ochaco froze and turned to look at Izuku. “Bakugo’s not telling the truth, is he?”

“What?” Izuku asked. “No, of course not!” He wasn’t meeting Ochaco’s eyes. “He’s never been in my room since we were little kids, and what does it matter if a Hero magazine has a Cow Lady centrefold anyway?”

That was not the correct thing to reply with.

Momo narrowed her eyes just as Ochaco did. “He never said Cow Lady, Izuku,” Ochaco reminded him. Izuku let out an ‘eep’ as he realized he’d slipped up. Hopefully she’d forget about this by the time they got back to the dorms? Maybe?

“Wait a minute, Cow Lady?” Minoru asked. He frowned. “I don’t think I’ve heard of her.”

“Probably a heroine who deserves her namesake,” Momo uttered darkly.

“Cow Lady?” Mina wondered. “Hey! How come we’ve got heroes like ‘Cow Lady’ around, but ‘Alien Queen’ gets rejected!?”

Before Midnight could answer, Katsuki groaned. “Wait, her? That Texan with the big horns in the ranch chick outfit? God, how old is that magazine?”

“It’s a collector’s item from the time of All Might’s debut in America!” Izuku retorted. “It took me a long time to find it and a year’s allowance to get it!”

Ochaco sighed. Of course the magazine was related to All Might. Izuku had probably gotten it before he’d even started looking at girls, or maybe this ‘Cow Lady’ heroine was what started him on the path to looking at girls. She’d have to take a look at the magazine just to be sure, and then she’d decide if he could get it back.

But… it was part of his All Might collection! It was really important to him; his fanboyishness was one of the things that made Izuku Izuku! So what if it had a picture of this female hero in it? She could probably confiscate other p*rnographic magazines that Izuku probably had hidden under a mattress. No… that wouldn’t be fair to Izuku. She didn’t want to be that catty stereotypical obsessively jealous girlfriend who destroyed her boyfriend’s p*rn stash while maintaining her own. Besides, if Uwabami was getting filmed having sex with three men at once, then surely there were other pro heroes who had…

Ochaco stopped as she reached that line of thought, feeling a terrible chill run down her spine. “M-M-M-Midnight!” She leapt to her feet and grabbed the railing in front of the couch, all thoughts of Izuku’s potential magazine collection gone. “We’re not gonna have to whor* ourselves out to become popular heroes, are we!?”

The other female hero students reacted like they’d been hit by a bolt of lightning.

“What?” Itsuka yelped. “I don’t want to—”

“What the f*ck!?”

Everyone in the room felt themselves stiffen in shock. Izuku had gotten to his feet and had a livid expression on his face.

“That’s bullsh*t!” he shouted. “There’s no way that should be a thing! No hero should have to demean themselves to using sex to become popular! They’re a hero! I can understand the popularity polls, but for a female hero’s billboard ranking to be limited to whether or not they put out or become a sex symbol is just plain disgusting and I want no part of it! The only thing that matters is saving people from disasters and villains and how good you are at doing that. f*ck the billboard charts if they force female pros to have sex to get anywhere!”

“Izuku…” Ochaco muttered.

“Midoriya…” Momo whispered.

“Holy sh*t, Greenie just said ‘f*ck’ twice,” Kyoka said.

“And he did it by getting mad on our behalf,” Toru added, Itsuka humming and nodding.

“I don’t know if I’m gonna swoon or not, Midori,” Mina teased. “You really know how to make us ladies feel appreciated.”

“Oh shut up,” Katsuki barked.

“Hey, that’s not—”

“Can it!” Katuski interrupted Itsuka. “Listen up! If any one of you even thinks of sleeping their way into the rankings, I will lose every single ounce of respect I may or may not have for you. You’ve all got your provisional licenses, you’ve f*cking earned those! If you want to get up in the rankings, f*cking take that spot through your own hard work and earn it! Show everyone you’re better than some f*cking sex doll! If I hear that any one of you f*cked somebody to get a ranking, I will f*cking explode you until you can’t work anymore! If you wanna be a whor*, just retire right now and get lost! You’re in UA to be the best, so don’t be a f*cking disgrace by deciding you can’t get anywhere without f*cking some bigshot!”

Eijiro grinned and punched Katsuki in the shoulder. “Hell yeah! That was a manly bit of encouragement, Bakugo!”

“Well said!” Tenya agreed. “Though perhaps tone down the vulgarity in your language.”

“f*ck off, Four Eyes.”

Midnight raised her hands and cracked her whip again to draw attention back to the front. “Calm down, all of you.” The eyes of the students went back to the pro, the female pro, in front of them. “Just so that you all are aware, there is absolutely no mechanism or ability for any pro hero, male or female, to sleep their way into the rankings,” Midnight told them. “Popularity polls are one thing, but the billboard rankings are not simply a popularity contest. Uwabami and some other heroes may spend more time on modeling, commercials, and other side jobs such as this,” she gestured to the image on screen again, “but they are in no way a means to achieving fame and popularity has a pro hero. In Uwabami’s case, she enjoys the money that she gets paid for performing and she enjoys the work; she has told me that since she has no steady boyfriend or husband, it’s a fun way for her to have her sexual needs and desires fulfilled, and many of the male performers like having the opportunity to work with a beautiful pro hero such as her.

“Let me emphasise this again, as a mother, as your teacher, and as the R-Rated Hero: Midnight. There is no place in the Hero Industry for trading sex for rankings. It simply is not possible and is not tolerated. The Hero Public Safety Commission may be many things that we grumble about, but it is not an organization that can be bribed or will demand sexual favours. Is that clear?”

The assembled students gulped and nodded their heads. Midnight was serious, serious enough that every last one of them heard her crystal clear.

“What I wanted to discuss with you all were some of the differences between p*rnography and real-life,” Midnight continued, gesturing to the still on-screen image of fellow pro-hero Uwabami naked and performing sexual deeds with three men. “For a start, Mineta, can you inform the rest of your peers what those who appear in p*rnographic works are called, and the answer I’m looking for is not ‘p*rnstar’, so you can avoid answering with that.”

She flexed her whip in her hands, making Minoru pale at the idea of angering her again. “R-r-right, I wasn’t thinkin’ that at all, ma’am. They’re performers. Sometimes they’re called actors or actresses, but I think that does a disservice to film and stage actors because a lot of times they’re really bad at acting.”

Midnight nodded. “That’s right. They are performers. Their job in a p*rnographic work is to perform. Just as an actor performs on a set or stage to entertain an audience, they also do so, but by performing sexual acts. The entire point is for them to get paid to perform sexual acts so that a viewing audience can pay to seek sexual gratification through watching them. They are putting on a show. If you are going to go into your first sexual experience thinking it’s going to be like what you see in p*rn, get rid of that delusion right now. She’s not going to be deepthroating you on the first try. He’s not going to be fantastic at giving you oral sex. You don’t do anal raw. You’re going to bumble and make mistakes. The people you watch performing in most of the p*rn you would consume are professionals; this is their career, they’re good at what they do, they know what they’re doing, and they’re aided by an industry that, as exploitive as it can be, also knows what the f*ck it’s doing and what’s good and safe for their performers to do and what is not, while also having people on standby to handle emergencies while filming should they arise. If you’re alone with your partner in a bedroom, you don’t have that luxury of a first-aid responder or a bondage expert on standby if you f*ck up what you’re doing, and you’ll be in for one embarrassing trip to the hospital.”

Quite a few faces were red and steaming at their teacher’s words, especially since he had dropped a few f-bombs herself, while Katsuki just glanced away, disinterested (though he still sneaked a peek at Uwabami’s picture, still on screen, when he thought no one was looking), and Minoru nodded his head. His hands were under his chin and elbows on his knees, paying close attention.

Mina raised her hand. “So, like, what else is different in p*rn than in real life?”

“The performers are often faking org*sms,” Midnight answered. “For most women, not all, but most, it’s difficult to achieve an org*sm through only vagin*l stimulation with a man’s penis. If there isn’t some other stimulation, like on the nipples or cl*tor*s or other erogenous zones the woman may have, it might even just be impossible for them to climax. So, for the purposes of entertainment for those who watch it, quite often the female org*sms will be fake.”

Face still red from the earlier comment about embarrassing hospital trips, Rikido posed his question. “So, like, we all know what happens when a guy, uh… has an org*sm,” he started, “but… do girls do something similar?”

“Is that why we don’t always see squirting in the videos?” Minoru asked. “Because they’re fakin’ it all the time?”

Shaking her head, Midnight replied. “Not necessarily. Squirting is actually a bit different than female ejacul*tion, and it’s also not something that all women are able to experience doing. Squirting doesn’t need to happen during org*sm, it can be induced, but female ejacul*tion happens during org*sm, but not always with every org*sm unlike in a male. It’s hit or miss with each person and how well they and potentially their partner know their body and what can or cannot be done. However, that doesn’t mean you can’t still have enjoyable sex. It may surprise you all, but I myself just can’t squirt.” She sighed and looked up at the roof, her arms slowly wrapping herself in a hug. “My sweet hubby and I have tried so many times and so many ways, but I just can’t do it, yet we always have fun trying.”

Izuku and Ochaco each mentally breathed sighs of relief, as well as a number of other people in the class while Momo called out her mother again for providing too much information. It was no knock against them or their partner if they just couldn’t do something.

“Miss Midnight, I must protest!” Tenya implored her. “This kind of subject matter is inappropriate!”

“It was this very same ‘inappropriate’ behaviour which caused all of us to exist, Iida,” Midnight reminded him. “Complain to the principal if you wish, but this discussion is happening regardless of your objections.” Her eyes brightened. “Actually, that’s a bit of a good idea I just had, since it segues into the next talking point.” She clicked her remote and the image changed away from Uwabami, finally, but this time it once again made the faces of most of the audience steam with how lurid it was as a collage of lewd images appeared beneath the white header of KINKS. “As we’re discussing p*rnography, let’s talk about one of the reasons it has survived for so long, by fulfilling people’s kinks. Todoroki, would you happen to know what a kink is?”

Shoto blinked like a deer in the headlights. “Uh…” he shook his head. “My apologies, but I don’t know. That was not covered in my prior education.”

“Quite all right, Todoroki. Mineta, I know you can answer this one.”

“It’s something that a person finds arousing,” Minoru said, slurping back his saliva from seeing the collage of sexy ladies and men in lewd circ*mstances on the screen. “Something that they find especially hot that turns them on more than other stuff.”

“Very good, ten points to Mineta,” Midnight answered with a grin. “What your classmate said is correct. A kink is just something that a person finds to be especially sexy. That’s the major difference between a kink and a fetish. A kink is something that heightens sexual arousal and satisfaction, whereas a fetish is a requirement to be aroused at all. Some fetishes are harmless, while others are socially unacceptable and tend to require counselling and occasionally treatment. While we were going to be discussing kinks first, Asui, can you give me an example of a harmless fetish and one that’s harmful.”

“Uh, sure. I suppose a harmless one would be a fetish for something like kneesocks, ribbit. While a harmful one could be blood or paedophilia.”

Midnight nodded as a wave of discomfort rippled through the students. “Remember, that is something that we pros sometimes need to deal with, bringing down a villain or another criminal who has a sexual fetish that they are legally not permitted to pursue. They’re as much a victim to their condition as their victim is, but they gave in to it and performed an illegal action. All we can do is educate, counsel, attempt preventative measures, and then handle the clean-up if things get messy.” Midnight clapped her hands together. “Now that that depressing bit’s out of the way. Let’s talk kinks in p*rn! Reverse order this time. Miss Kendo, what sort of kinks do you like to explore in the p*rnographic material you consume?”

Itsuka scratched her chin and wryly glanced away. “I don’t know if I should be saying anything. It’s basically admitting to doing something I shouldn’t.”

“That’s right, Kendo!” Tenya agreed. “You don’t have to answer if you don’t want to!”

“Don’t be such a buzzkill, Iida,” Denki laughed. “I mean, the ice is, like, totally broken now, right? We can relax a bit and actually talk about this stuff.”

Midnight smirked. “Oh come now; you’re all healthy, curious teenagers. No one here is about to punish you for watching what we adults believe to be too mature for you to watch. I do not know how many of you turned on the television sets in your rooms yesterday, but when I turned on mine it was definitely preset to an adult channel.”

“Hey, so was ours,” Eijiro spoke up.

“And mine,” Tetsutetsu stated.

Koji nodded rapidly and Kyoka frowned. “Mine too,” she said.

“Oh, that’s what that was,” Mei giggled. “I wondered for a minute why all those people pretending to be pirates weren’t wearing a lot of clothes, but then I changed the channel to something else.”

Tsuyu glanced at her. “You mean you didn’t spend the whole night in your new workshop, ribbit?”

“I had too many ideas bouncing around in my head for new babies and I couldn’t settle on just one to start on,” Mei replied.

Ochaco breathed a sigh of relief. Okay, so Izuku hadn’t been watchin’ p*rn when I wasn’t in the room at some point yesterday. All the TVs had been set to those channels. I guess to show us that Kamimoto meant it when she said that nothin’ was outta bounds.

“Well… in that case,” Itsuka admitted while still glancing off to the side. Her voice trailed a bit as she continued, making it difficult to hear her. “I kinda like watching or reading wres… stuff.”

“Oooooh…?” Midnight asked with a smile, staring at Itsuka and making her more uncomfortable by the second. Since her gaze didn’t move over to Tsuyu in the slightest, Itsuka began to wonder if the silence from the teacher meant that she was asking for clarification.

“Well, uh, you know…” the ginger replied, curling her finger around the tip of her ponytail. “I mean in stuff like, where you’ve got two people fighting each other, and the winner gets to be dominant when having sex with the loser. That kinda thing.”

“Ah, wonderful! Asui! You’re next!”

“Ribbit!” the normally unreadable girl was sporting a blush. “Um, well, the kinds of stuff I look at, a lot of the time there’s water involved, like on a beach or in a pool.”

“Ooh, water sex, I like it,” Midnight said with a nod. “Hatsume, how about you?”

“Watching a documentary on engines!” Mei exclaimed. “They always make me feel nice and good, especially the way they purr and roar, and I heard one of my classmates refer to them as mechanic p*rn once, does that count even if there’s nothing sexual going on?”

“Close enough!” Midnight beamed, giving her a thumbs-up and a wink. “Hagakure!”

A few of the invisible girl’s classmates smirked. “Pretty sure we can guess yours, Hagakure,” Hanta snigg*red.

“And if you guessed voyeurism, you’d be right!” Toru giggled. She made a motion as if rubbing her head. “It’s kinda on-brand for me, but yeah. I like watching stuff that involves watching others do it.”

“There’s nothing wrong with that,” Midnight replied. “Just because it would make it easier for you to do it because of your quirk doesn’t mean that it’s wrong for you to have that as a kink. Remember, all of you. You may think it weird for having a particular kink, but just like your quirks, that’s simply who you are. As long as nobody gets hurt, there’s absolutely nothing wrong with finding something particularly sexy.”

“Oh! Me next! Me next!” Mina shouted, waving her hand. “I like watching dancing or yoga sex! It’s a little bit into roleplay, but basically where a dancing couple transitions from dancing to f*cking, or when a couple is doing yoga and that turns into sex.”

“That’s a fun one. Jiro.”

She tapped her earphone jacks together, looking a little embarrassed. However, everyone else was sharing, and they were well past crossing the line, so… “I kinda like looking at light restraints and tickling. Not anything major, like shibari and stuff, but just a little bit of restraint and being in such a position. It shows a lot of trust between the performers, even if they’re sometimes role-playing non-con.”

Midnight nodded her head. “Now Momo, I know it may be even more embarrassing to have to tell me what you’ve been looking at, but if you don’t want to I could always pull up your browser history and I know precisely which novels of mine you have hidden in your room…”

“Don’t say it!” Momo replied in a panic. “I’ll talk! I’ll talk! I only have to name one kink, right?”

Toru giggled. “Sounds like somebody has something to hide.”

“Are you gonna say something like clothing destruction?” Hanta teased. “We already got that from your last example with foreplay.”

Face steaming, Momo turned away from them and faced forward. Her eyes glanced downwards, momentarily catching Ochaco’s and Izuku’s gaze, before she really began to feel like her skin had become a frying pan and she looked down at her knees. “Recently I have… found myself thinking about two girls and one boy,” she answered, shyly glancing up at her mother. “I know I’ve always liked those kinds of situations in the novels I’ve acquired from your library, so I would say that one of my kinks would be threesomes.”

“Ooh!” Mina squealed. “That sounds exciting! Who are you fantasizing about? I’m totally down for a threesome with you depending on the guy involved.”

Momo’s neck nearly cracked as it whipped in the direction of the pink girl. “Ashi—what!?”

Mina lifted her arms behind her head. “Yeah, girl. You’re like, supermodel hot and you’ve got the biggest ti—I mean breasts of all the first years. Who wouldn’t want to get in and cop a feel of those sweater puppies as part of the action? Oops. Sorry, Midnight, I let an innuendo slip again. I meant breasts.”

“I feel like this is a conversation we should not be a part of,” Fumikage muttered, Mashiro nodding his head next to him as both boys felt their cheeks growing red at the idea of Mina and Momo together in a sexual situation.

Minoru gave a thumbs-up. “I’m willing, ladies.”

Tsuyu shook her head. “Sorry, Mineta, but I don’t think Mina was talking about you, ribbit.” The Frog-quirked teen softly ribbited to herself in laughter. “I’ll bet you were thinking of someone like Midoriya, Todoroki, or Kirishima, weren’t you, Mina?”

She paused, a faint blush coming onto her cheek as she scratched it coyly. “Well…”

Kyoka wiggled around the matryoshka doll that she had placed between her knees before plopping it on Momo’s skirt right in her lap. “So who’s the other one you’ve been thinkin’ about, Momo?” she needled. “Come on, we’re fairly certain who the boy is.”

“Enough of this!”

Tenya was on his feet, his right arm chopping downwards. “We are in a class! There is no time for all this teasing and interruptions or we’ll never finish the lesson! Uraraka, I believe that you’re next.”

“Well somebody’s eager to be the last one to spill one of his kinks,” Denki chuckled while Momo silently praised Tenya’s timely interruption.

Ochaco, meanwhile, resented Tenya’s comment, because the longer it drew on, the closer Midnight might come to stopping early and then she wouldn’t have to say, “I’m kinda into reading exhibitionism smut,” she told their teacher. “You know, doing it outdoors or in places where someone could potentially see, like on the train, or in the park, or in front of a large glass window. Something about being brave enough to risk being caught, but also not letting that fear stop them from doing it and showing the whole world what their relationship is like. I like readin’ stuff like that.”

Midnight nodded, giving her a warm smile. It wasn’t just the smut, there was also the romantic subtext in the smut that Ochaco was describing. It was cute. “That’s a wrap on the ladies. Cherry boys and Midoriya, it’s your turn. Start us off strong, Midoriya.”

“Quirk play!”

Katsuki snorted. “Saw that one coming ten miles away.”

“Interesting, Midoriya,” Midnight purred. “I’m seeing some blank faces. Care to elaborate for your classmates?”

Izuku nodded his head. “Sure! So, well, I guess all of you know by now that I’ve kinda got a thing for analyzing quirks and heroes and there’s… there’s one journal that I haven’t shown anyone. I guess it’s kinda my forbidden journal whenever the idea came to me of how quirks could be used during… well, when getting intimate.”

“Ooh, a forbidden journal?” Midnight giggled, hamming it up. “And what kinds of kinky things have you analyzed, Midoriya?”

“The super strength I get from One For All, for example,” he began. “I’d pretty much be able to break apart any support item, costume, or regular clothes with it and keep someone pinned down too, or break out of restraints. Plus, being super strong, I’d be able to lift and carry most women for any position that’d require that without issue, and I’d just have to remember to tone it down so I don’t thrust hard enough to break something. Then there’s Kamui Woods. His quirk would be really great at binding a partner and keeping them trapped in bondage play, same with Shiozaki if she can control whether or not her vines grow thorns. Sato’s Sugar Rush also works the same way as my strength enhancement. Shoji can create eyes, mouths, hands, feet and other appendages from his tentacles, and they’re fully functional, so it stands to reason that he could also create penises as well. Jiro could use her quirk to send the vibrations from her heartbeat off her jacks and into the penis or around the vulva or any other part of the body of her partner to create what’d probably be a really interesting and intimate sensation. Yaoyorozu’s Creation just has so many applications it’s impossible to name them all; being able to create anything, the utility of something like that in a bedroom setting is limitless. Midnight, your quirk would allow you to easily put your partner to sleep or put them into a very relaxed mood depending on how exactly it works if you can adjust the concentration of your pheromones; and Ochaco, your Zero Gravity would let you make us weightless, which just opens up the whole concept of zero-g intercourse which could be really fun and also makes me wonder if that’d also make secretions like sweat, sem*n, and vagin*l fluid also weightless?”

“What about me, Midori?” Mina asked with a cat-like grin as Ochaco and Momo both nearly fainted at the excitement pouring out of Izuku as he rambled. The boy picked up the notebook he’d been using to take notes for the lesson.

“How weak and viscous can you make your acid?”

“I can dilute it until it’s just a touch below neutral,” Mina replied. “And you’ve seen my Melty Wall in the licensing exam, so I can make it pretty darn thick. I could also make it as viscous as water if that’s helpful.” She giggled as she watched Izuku frantically scribble the information down.

“Well, you could probably use it as a lubricant, then, if you were to be giving someone a handjob,” he answered, tapping the end of his pencil against his chin. “And if you were to then perform fellati*, having such a weak acid like that on the penis probably wouldn’t matter, but you might need to make sure you get the pH right to match what your own body produces so you don’t mess up the internal chemistry of your reproductive tract.” He paused for a second. “Actually, if you were to have sex with someone like Kirishima or Tetsutetsu with their Hardening and Steel quirks, you might just need to do something like that to give them extra lubrication in order to make it enjoyable for both of you if they were to use their quirks too.”

Mina felt her cheeks light up like a stop sign and flare as hot as Shoto’s left side at the idea of Kiri, naked, standing over his, imagining his big, hard, co*ck becoming all rock-like as he flexed and engaged his quirk. Slathering her acid on his Hardened phallus, just how would that feel?

“I think you broke Mina, Midoriya,” Toru said.

The green-haired youth blinked. “Oh! I’m sorry! I just got really into it and she asked and I didn’t mean anything by it! It was just a really interesting thought experiment that I sometimes get too deep into and please don’t—”

“Cool your jets, there, Midoriya,” Itsuka sighed. She gave him a small smile. “We know you’re big on quirks, don’t apologize for it. Besides, I’m sure Tetsu and Kirishima would really enjoy getting to be iron and rock hard for their eventual girlfriends, wouldn’t you?”

Also, no way is Ashido getting her horns on Tetsutetsu, Itsuka mentally declared. They just needed to assume that the blush on her cheeks was just from how ridiculous this class was, not from her imagining what Tetsutetsu’s dick would look like when it was all shiny and metal, or if he would even be able to cum when he’s ‘hard’ like that.

The two so named young men chose not to look anyone in the eye.

I do love teaching teenagers this class, Midnight thought to herself as she witnessed all the little tells and hints at who may like who and what they may be thinking about. It’s always so interesting. “Very well put, Midoriya,” she praised the green-haired youth in the front row. “Thank you for that explanation. I’m sure that your imagination will be able to find lots of uses for quirks in the bedroom in case any of your classmates come to you for advice.” She cackled inside as his face became a steamed tomato before moving onto the next victim. “Mineta, you’re up. One of your kinks, if you please?”

Minoru hesitated for just a moment. He could go for the obvious ones that he liked, or should he answer with something that he wasn’t entirely sure about but had started to grow on him since Mount Lady’s internship…? Nah, best to play it safe and predictable. He had no idea how his classmates would react if he said he was maybe kinda into femdom. “Harem!” he finally announced. “That’s my dream, to be a hero popular enough to become a harem king. All those beautiful babes, with bouncing breasts—”

“Hold on there, Casanova,” Midnight interrupted him. “You’re going to want to make sure you can land one girlfriend before you start wanting more. I wrote an essay on the old heroes Red Dragon Emperor and Defiant: The Viridian Hoarder. Both of them had harems and you’re not even close to being in their league, Grape Juice.”

Minoru blushed as she shot him down. Of course he’d heard about the Red Dragon Emperor and Defiant. Guys like that were basically his idols. “I’ll work super hard, then!” he declared, turning his gaze towards Izuku in the front. The 9th holder of One For All looked to already be a shoo-in for amassing a harem of his own, given the way the girls in class had been looking at him since yesterday. Dammit, why couldn’t he have been the protagonist of the show, conveniently forgetting about all the quirkist bullsh*t, months of hellish training, and broken bones that his classmate had suffered through. “I’ll become a super awesome popular pro!”

“That’s the spirit!” Midnight encouraged him. “Don’t let that drive go to waste. Kaminari, you’re next.”

“Okay, I don’t know if this is gonna sound weird or not,” Denki replied. “But, I kinda like it when clothes are still on. I just think it’s super hot when people aren’t totally naked when sexy stuff’s going on.”

Minoru gasped while some of the others in the class gave him intrigued looks. “Kaminari, you traitor!”

He held up his hands. “Hey, don’t get me wrong, I love seeing girls naked as much as the next guy. It’s just something I’m into when, like, the shirt’s bunched up around the collar or waist and a vest or skirt is still on.”

“That’s quite a common one, Kaminari,” Midnight answered with a nod. “So I wouldn’t say it’s weird at all. Don’t worry about it. Sero, how about you?”

“I guess this ties into quirk play a bit,” he answered with a smile, “and I’m losing my wild card status because this is probably totally expected, but… yeah, I like checking out bondage stuff.”

“You have to be careful with that; there are many ways in which that could go wrong,” Midnight warned him. “Tying the wrong knot, using the wrong rope, making things too tight or too loose, it’s tricky to do properly. If you’re ever interested in doing it with a partner, I recommend getting some lessons on proper bondage technique from an expert before trying it yourself. Koda, how about you?”

Blushing up a storm, his voice quiet voice momentarily failing him, Koji gathered his courage under the effects of peer pressure with everyone else sharing their kink and spoke up. “Um, more or less like Uraraka,” he answered her. “I enjoy the idea of outdoors, but not necessarily where people could catch you. Like, by a river or waterfall or when camping in the woods or something like that.”

“That’s lovely, Koda, and exciting. Being one with your partner while being out in nature just like how we used to be hundreds of years ago is quite fun. Todoroki, how about you?”

Shoto was silent for a few moments, looking at Midnight and then his eyes shifting over to the collage of lewd images on the slideshow behind his teacher. “I admit, I’m not as knowledgeable about this sort of thing as my classmates,” he said at length. “I didn’t really have any influences that got me into this sort of thing, but… there is one thing that I’ve recognized I find appealing.”

“What would that be?” Yuga inquired while most everyone else turned to listen to him speak. Katsuki opened his ears, too. As dumb as this sh*tty class was, it was entertaining as f*ck, and he wanted to know what Icy-Hot found sexy.

“Wedding dresses.”

Toru and Mina practically screamed with how adorable and sweet they found Shoto’s admission. Yuga was also quite vocal in praising Shoto’s tastes, all of which put Endeavor’s son on a bit of a back foot for not expecting that reaction, and Katsuki sneered internally. Yeah, wedding dresses can be sexy, especially once you’re in private and you can tear the thing off of her.

Monoma smirked as Midnight called on him. “I can’t believe I’m listening to this. All so tame. Quirk play? Light bondage? Threesomes? Voyeurism and outdoor sex? But really, what should I have—”

“Do you have a point, Monoma, or is your kink extreme narcissism and degradation?” Midnight had her whip handy as she flatly delivered her line.

The blond coughed. “Well, maybe a little bit of degradation, but that’s because I’m more into gangb*ngs. One or two girls and a whole hoard of guys.” He received several looks, some of disgust, others of begrudging approval of his tastes. “Some of it is degradation, sure, other parts of it is seeing the women performer act like a far too horny slu*t, but mostly I think it’s because it shows the performer getting absolutely as much pleasure as is physically possible for her to receive.”

“That’s a nice and more wholesome take on it than I was expecting. Tetsutetsu, what makes your penis iron-hard?”

He grumbled and looked away, not a big fan of how he was called out like that. “I uh… I like redheads,” he answered. Before anyone could say anything in response, he quickly snapped his head in the other direction. “Okay, Frenchie, you’re up.”

“Oui,” Yuga replied, winking and sparkling. He caught on how Tetsutetsu and Itsuka had commented on how they basically liked the same things, and there was something in Itsuka’s tone after Izuku mentioned Tetsutetsu having sex with Mina that just screamed at him that she did not approve of that thought at all. “Though it’s très gauche to simply discuss this so casually, I do happen to have a kink for fashionable cosplay. One of my great loves of Japan is the schoolgirl sailor uniform. It’s both so cute and alluring at the same time, non?

“Uh, yeah, right…” Rikido hesitantly agreed with the way Yuga had turned towards him and practically asked him. “Uh, guess I’m next, right? So, uh…” he blushed, rubbing the back of his head and glancing at his knees. “So… I’m less into watching videos and more into doujinshi, but I guess something that I keep coming back to is netorare. That’s not bad, is it?”

Midnight shook her head. “Not at all. You can’t help what you’re into, and if you find netorare or cuckolding arousing then you find it arousing. There’s absolutely nothing wrong with that. Now, if that were to happen to you in real life in a non-consensual way, then that might end up being an issue you might need some counseling for to keep your mental health in good order so you don’t slip into depression, but no, there is absolutely nothing inherently wrong in liking that. Tokoyami?”

The bird-headed boy lowered his head and closed his eyes. “I’d rather not say.”

“Aw, don’t be shy.” From out of his chest emerged Dark Shadow, making Kamimoto grimace and look down at the settings for the quirk inhibitor again. It should have been working, dammit! “I can tell you what Fumi likes.”

“Dark Shadow!” Fumikage gasped. “Don’t!”

“Why not?” his quirk replied. “Everyone else is sayin’ their embarrassing secret stuff. You shouldn’t hold back, Fumi.”

“Return, Dark Shadow, now,” Fumikage ordered. “I do not wish to have them think ill—”

“It’s tentacles,” Dark Shadow spoke up, swerving around so that he was behind Fumikage and patting him on the shoulder. “This guy likes tentacle and monster stuff.”

“GO BACK!” Fumikage shouted, grasping Dark Shadow by the beak and starting to wrestle his quirk back down into his body. “Obey me, foul creature!”

“I don’t wanna go back! This stuff sounds fun!”

Izuku had his notebook in hand, scribbling. “I wonder how Dark Shadow could be used? As someone to help pin a partner down or up? As part of role-playing a terrifying villain? I don’t think Dark Shadow has any method of reproduction, so it’s not like it could really join Tokoyami in doing anything… but he has called it a creature…”

“Ooh, maybe that means it does have a penis,” Mei jumped in, leaning over the railing. “If it’s a living creature, it’s gotta have some way of making babies, right?”

“But it’s more like a bird,” Tsuyu added. “So maybe a cloaca? Most species of birds don’t have a penis and their reproductive system’s completely different, ribbit.”

“Whaaaat?” Mei asked, whipping her head around to Tsuyu. “Really?”

“Yeah,” Tsuyu answered while Koji nodded his head in the next row up. “Amphibians have it too, though at least the males get some kind of penis. It’s something I had to learn about a while back because we were concerned my anatomy might be different because of my quirk’s mutations, but it’s not, thank goodness. I can already spit out my own stomach; having a cloaca too would just be really gross.”

“What’s the difference?” Minoru asked.

Momo coughed. “To simplify it, the cloaca in birds, amphibians, and other species functions as both the site of bodily waste removal and insemination.”

“...meaning?” Mina queried.

“Meaning they pee, poop, and have sex from the same hole,” Hanta answered, and a pall came over all the students as they thought about it.

“Fortunately, I don’t,” Tsuyu reminded them all. “So please, stop thinking about it.”

“Ojiro, you’re next,” Midnight declared as Fumikage utilized the distraction and managed to get Dark Shadow to obediently get back inside and was currently muttering to himself about his forbidden desires having been wrenched into the light from the darkness where he’d banished them.

“Uh, now’s probably a bad time to say that I find anal sex kinky,” he answered, chuckling slightly. A few of the students likewise issued half-hearted laughs.

“Doing it in the butt just seems so weird,” Toru said.

“It is common, though,” Kyoka replied.

“I’ve heard that you either love it or you hate it,” Mina added. “There’s no in-between.”

“Doesn’t matter how much you paid me, I’d only try something like that with someone I really liked,” Itsuka said with folded arms and a shake of her head.

Midnight smirked, but otherwise held off on teasing. “Just remember that if you were to try that you should definitely have a lot of lube and a condom handy as well as cleaning your rectum out in preparation. I am sure Recovery Girl doesn’t want to hear about any of you doing it raw or getting an infection because of fecal matter getting into lacerations in the rectum or on the penis. Kirishima, you’re next.”

Eijiro winced horribly from the mental image of having sh*t all over his junk and shook his head before trying to clear it with thoughts of something he actually found sexy, ignoring how strange it was to be intentionally doing that in class. “All right, this is gonna sound really corny, but I sometimes find hero-ing situations to be really sexy,” he admitted. “Like some of those bad parody ones, where the hero saves some bystanders or other civilians and then they get really gratuitously thankful? Oh yeah, like that one you starred in, Midnight!”

For once, Midnight froze, as she co*cked her head in confusion while Momo’s stunned gasp was even louder than Mei’s. “The one I was in? I assure you, Kirishima, I have never—”

“Oh, yeah, I think I know the one he’s talkin’ about,” Minoru piped up. “It’s got you in your first costume, where it looks like the bad guys are gonna beat and have their way with you when they tear the whole thing off and have you practically naked, but then, Wham! Bam! Hiyaa! You knock them all out with some well-placed kicks and punches while also using your quirk on them, and the two dudes you save take you right there in the alley. Oh right, Midnight at Midnight!”

Midnight ignored Momo’s gasp as her eyes brightened. “Oh yes! That one! I understand now.”

“So have you done p*rn, Miss Midnight?” Mina gasped. “Was it fun? How much did you get paid?”

Midnight giggled and shook her head. “Sorry to burst your bubble, Ashido, but I need to reassure my daughter. No, I have never done p*rn. However, there have been a few parodies in which they have used my likeness and I have been called on to act as a consultant on my costume and how my quirk works. Being the R-Rated Hero means that quite a few production companies want to use my likeness from time to time, especially when I was in my twenties, but I did make a pretty yen from being an on-site consultant. Plus it was adorable when the cast and crew wanted my autographs and for me to do a sexy photo shoot. That film promo cover earlier? I actually did that photo, even though I never performed in the film.” She didn’t mention how she was actually four weeks pregnant with Momo at the time; she had crossed many lines, but saying that might be going a bridge too far.

Eijiro nodded his head, relieved that his teacher hadn’t actually done it, and elbowed his seatmate. “Hey, it’s your turn, Baku-bro. You got any kinks that don’t involve property damage?”

“Green hair,” the explosive pomeranian answered without a moment’s hesitation.

There was a single second’s total silence. Izuku froze in his seat, stopping writing as Katsuki’s words got stuck in his brain. Green hair. Bakugo likes green hair. Wait, green hair? What the f*ck? DOES KACCHAN THINK I’M SEXY!?

Izuku shot to his feet and turned around, yelling, “WHAT!?”

Katsuki blinked, then his eyes caught sight of the nerd’s green hair, and he felt like he wanted to vomit. “f*ck NO!” he shouted. “Don’t make me puke, idiot! Like Hell I’d be turned on by you, Deku!”

“That had better be the truth, Bakugo!” Ochaco warned, getting out of her seat and glaring at him.

“I agree,” Momo added. “If abusing Midoriya turned you on, then that’s even more despicable than we thought.”

“f*ck no!” Katsuki shouted back. “You’re makin’ me sick even implying that I f*ckin’ got off torturing him for ten years. Just ‘cause he’s got green hair and I find green hair attractive doesn’t mean I find anything about Deku appealing.”

“Well, then who is it?” Mina asked.

“None of your f*cking business, Racoon Eyes!”

“It isn’t me, is it?” Tsuyu asked. “Because I don’t return the feelings, Bakugo.”

“Can it, Frog! I’m not into you!”

Midnight clapped her hands. “Okay, we can discuss Bakugo’s secret crush—”

“I don’t have a f*ckin’ crush!”

“—after the lesson, but for now we have two more students to get through. Shoji, then Iida, please.”

“Uh, actually, mine is the same as Tokoyami’s,” Mezo replied. “I know it’s on-point because of my quirk, but like Midoriya said, I actually can create… well, penis duplicates using my quirk. So… yeah, when I do check out stuff, it’s tentacles.”

He was blushing beneath his mask, but Mezo felt like the giggles he overheard weren’t anything like the teasing ones that had come up in middle school when he’d been made fun of for his quirk or wondering if he could make sex organs with his Dupli-Arms. All of them were being subjected to Midnight’s class, so these giggles didn’t really make him feel embarrassed or ashamed of his quirk, not even Itsuka’s hushed question that he just managed to overhear on if he’d be good in p*rn. It wasn’t what he wanted to do at all, but when he was older… perhaps he’d have an interest in it like Uwabami seemed to.

Steam seemed to escape Tenya’s nostrils as he rose from his seat. “As the last person to speak, I must first declare that I strongly object to this method of teaching sexual education,” he declared. “I see no academic purpose for having each of us underage students divulge information about the types of materials we like to consume when all of us are not legally permitted to view such material.”

“Your objection has been noted and will be summarily ignored,” Midnight replied. “Identifying different kinks, specifically kinks that each one of you has, is as much about exploring the vast range of kinks that are out there as well as understanding that every person can have different sexual preferences for what they find arousing. Some may surprise you, some may not. It’s all part of life, and since we’re all on this island until we’ve finished watching this show about Midoriya and your class, however long that takes, it is quite possible that romance could bloom. It already has for Midoriya and Uraraka. Knowing as much as possible about sex and the forms that it can take is good for your sexual health, and God knows I’m sure none of your parents are bold enough to discuss kinks with you or why doing it raw is a bad idea unless you are trying to conceive. As an example, I had Momo barely a year out of UA.”

Momo blushed, hesitantly stuttering at the announcement. She knew her mother was young, but she didn’t know that she was that young.

“Remember, all of you. The ladies are fertile. Their bodies are ready to bear children, but none of you are ready to be mothers and fathers yet. You’re not even ready to be what you’re aspiring to be. Get your lives in order first before you start creating new lives within you. Iida, your kink, please.”

“How much says he finds classroom lectures kinky?” Hanta asked Denki while elbowing him, with the Electrification user snorting in response.

“Yeah, probably likes the hard-nosed, strict, glasses type who just comes undone at the first provocation.”

“While I still disagree, you are our instructor, so I must answer,” Tenya replied. “Very well. What I find arousing are women who are confident and bossy without being abusive.”

“Excellent! Well done, Iida!” Midnight cheered. She glanced up at a clock on the back of the wall at the edge of the classroom. “Hm… this is taking more time than I thought. We should probably finish up soon, so let’s do a quick lightning round on sexual positions, Jeopardy-style, and then finish off with ten minutes of free conversation.”

Izuku felt a defeated groan well-up in his dry as a bone throat as the picture on the slideshow changed again, and he hoped that this would all be over soon as Minoru raised his hand and shouted out “lotus flower”. He was already mentally exhausted from watching his fight with Bakugo again this morning and then the majority of the USJ incident this afternoon. While this was, admittedly very, interesting, Izuku wasn’t sure just how much of the new information he’d learned he’d end up retaining. Furthermore…

How on earth are Ochaco and I going to be able to go to sleep tonight now?

Chapter 21: The Aftermath of Day Two

Notes:

Hello everyone!

No, I am not dead. I went on a trip to the land of Eorzea. I apologize for starting FFXIV, but it's just been so much fun!

...also, I hit a wall writing a scene in this chapter and since I write sequentially, once I get stuck, unfortunately, nothing comes until I'm able to break down that wall and keep things going. Again, my apologies.

I promise that I'll do my best not to leave all of you waiting another 2+ months for another update.

Also, after much deliberation, I have adjusted the relationship tags and removed that "additional relationship tags to be added" tag. These are the confirmed pairings. If you were looking for straight IzuOcha, I apologize, but it will be IzuOchaMomo. It's gonna be a while to get there, but it's gonna end up that way.

Have fun reading!

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The air in the buffet hall was a subdued and exhausted one. Just before Midnight had been about to finish the lesson, she had suddenly gasped and screamed, “I ALMOST FORGOT TO DISCUSS CONSENT!” That took another half-hour to go through, as Midnight thoroughly drilled them on the topic of consent and the dangers (legal and otherwise) in non-consensual intercourse… while also throwing in that some people have non-con kinks and like to roleplay them and if any of them do they should do so with an understanding and willing partner.

“So… we’re not gonna talk about that, right?” Mashiro asked, glancing around at everyone.

“What’s there to say?” Katsuki fired back. “I’m surprised you all knew as little about that sh*t as you did. Did none of you pay attention in health class?”

“Give us a break, man,” Denki whined. “Not all of us are smart enough to get into the top five of the class.”

“But you’re smart enough to get into UA,” Katsuki retorted. “That means even a bottom-feeder like you shouldn’t be a complete idiot. You still call the guy who graduated medical school at the bottom of his class a doctor, so use that dumb brain of yours all ready.”

“Uraraka, Midoriya!” the couple in question, who couldn’t look each other in the eyes at the moment, looked up at the voice of the person in front of them. Or, rather, looked down. Momo was performing a dogeza in front of them. “I deeply apologize for the actions of my mother in that lesson, having the two of you come up front to demonstrate as well as her teasing.”

“Yaoyorozu!” Izuku gasped, waving his hands in front of him. “That’s really not necessary!”

“I humbly disagree,” Momo replied. “I cannot apologize enough for the embarrassment my mother put you two through, put all of us through, please forgive me.”

“Okay, okay, you’re forgiven, Yaomomo!” Ochaco answered. Jeez, don’t make us look like we’re yakuza bosses or something!

Momo looked up at the two of them, a very, very small smile returning to grace her features. “Really?”

“There’s nothing for you to be apologizing for, Yaoyorozu,” Shoto spoke up from several feet away behind her, watching the scene with his usual deadpan expression. “It’s not like you have control over the actions of your parents.”

“Be that as it may,” Momo replied, still on her knees even if her head wasn’t planted into the floor anymore, “I still feel the need to do something to atone for the embarrassment my mother caused all of us. Also… I’m sorry for not telling anyone that Midnight’s my mother.”

“It’s really not that big a deal,” Denki tried to placate her. “Yeah, she’s our teacher and your mom, but it’s not like your situation is any crazier than some of our other classmates.”

Momo was silent for a moment as she contemplated what he said, and Denki continued. “I mean, like, Todoroki’s dad is Endeavor, who’s the current Number One hero in the country, and Midoriya was being personally trained by All Might himself before he got into UA and now All Might’s also one of our teachers. Your pro hero mom being one of our teachers isn’t that big a deal.”

“But All Might and Endeavor never showed p*rnography to our class!” Mina giggled. “She is now my absolute favourite teacher. Big thumbs-up to your mom, Yaomomo!”

“I thought that we were not talking about this?” Koji enquired as Momo melodramatically groaned and cast her gaze to the warmly-lit ceiling.

“I agree,” Tenya added. “I move that we should never discuss that entirely inappropriate lecture and what was said in it ever again.” He glanced at Izuku and Ochaco. Just earlier today he had believed them to be far too naïve and innocent to do anything improper when they were huddled beneath that blanket together, but now he had to reconsider that notion. Ochaco had mentioned that she was into exhibitionism. Wouldn’t doing something while hiding in plain sight play right into that?

“I don’t see what was so inappropriate about it,” Mei said, leaning back in a chair and going over the notes she took in her notebook. “Now I know that there’s a lot more data I need to gather, and she’s given me lots of ideas for interesting babies I could make!”

“You are not getting the boys to strip for you!” Kyoka declared.

“Bakugo.” Katsuki looked up and grunted questioningly at the student who was approaching him. Tsuyu stared at him, one finger pressed against her chin. “You said something in there about green hair. Is there something I should be aware of?”

Katsuki’s currently pink face frowned and he was about to shoot a retort at her before recognizing that the Frog-quirked girl, the well-proportioned Frog-quirked girl, had green hair. He grinned. “Why? Wanna see if it’s true?”

Tsuyu felt her mouth open on her own accord and blinked. “Sorry, Bakugo, but I’m not interested in having my first time be with an aggroed cherry bomb. The thought of being literally finger-banged is a hard pass. I just wanted to let you know in case you were thinking about it.”

With Tsuyu walking away from him, Katsuki made a “tch” sound and called out, “Your loss,” as he turned his gaze away from her. He made the mistake of looking at Denki, and his “friend” patted him on the shoulder.

“Don’t worry about it, man. I get rejected all the time.”

“I’m not worrying about it! And it’s not a rejection if you don’t ask! I never said I wanted to f*ck a frog!”

Mina held up a finger and frowned. “Okay, back up. One, Tsu is a great girl and any guy or girl would be lucky to have her. Two, you say that again and I’ll dissolve your dick until it matches Monoma’s micropenis.”

“Enough with the micropenis sh*t!” Neito yelled from the other side of the room. “I’ll prove it to you if you want, Ashido, you and all you 1-A trash!”

“Ew, no,” Mina wrinkled her nose and shook her head. “I don’t wanna see it, not unless you can prove to us you can be nice and you romance me.”

“Monoma, we are not going to get into a dick measuring contest with 1-A,” Itsuka groaned. “And stop insulting them! You saw what they went through at the USJ!”

“Yaoyorozu. Jiro.”

Everyone in the room stopped their assorted conversations that all managed to revolve around what they’d just experienced, despite the “pledge” to not talk about it, and turned to see that Aizawa had entered the buffet hall. The teacher didn’t seem to be sparing them a single glance of sympathy for having abandoned them to Midnight’s lecture as he looked towards the two female students he’d just named. “Follow me, please. There’s something I’d like to discuss with you both.”

Izuku watched with concern as Momo anxiously followed after their teacher. She was already anxious enough from having just spent the last… however long that lecture was being thoroughly embarrassed by her mother, she didn’t need any more embarrassment. Before he could do something about it, though, a hand landed on his shoulder. Turning to see who the owner was, Izuku looked in slight puzzlement. “Hey, Iida. What’s up?”

“I hope you haven’t forgotten about our duel, Midoriya.”

"What?" Izuku asked, starting to wave his hands in front of him. "Of course not, Iida! I haven't forgotten at all!" Though I'd hoped you had , he thought. Then we wouldn't have to go through this. "Are you sure we should do this now, though?"

"No time like the present," Tenya answered. "Come, Midoriya! Let's ask if we can use their quirk training facility."

"They're actually going to duel?" Mei asked aloud. "This I've got to see."

Momo wasn't quite sure why she and Kyoka were being led away from their peers by Aizawa, but it had to have something to do with what had happened today. There was no other explanation for it. However, despite all of her intelligence, Momo just could not grasp a reason for why their teacher had singled the two of them out of everyone in class. It couldn’t have been because of what her mother subjected all of her classmates to, because if that was the case why was Kyoka getting involved?

Aizawa opened a door, gesturing for them to enter. Momo found her mother present in the room, changed out of her hero costume and now in a pink tank-top and beige shorts. "Hello again, girls," Kayama said, no smile present on her face. Momo felt any complaints she had about the art teacher's conduct in the last lesson slip away as she recognized the serious air present in the board room she'd entered.

The door closed behind Aizawa as he entered after Kyoka. Their homeroom teacher instructed them to take a seat, and the pair of girls sat down in the chairs around the table in the room. "I suspect you both are wondering why Aizawa called you in here," Kayama said. "That's because we noticed something about your conduct in the videos we watched today that we feel needs to be addressed."

"About our conduct?" Kyoka asked, frowning. "We were barely in any of the episodes today."

"But for what you were visible in your actions were concerning." Aizawa’s tone was not one that gave Momo any degree of confidence. “I’m talking, of course, about the USJ. Yaoyorozu, you used your quirk to arm both yourself and Jiro against the villains, but you did not prepare a similar weapon for Kaminari.” Momo winced at the deadpan scolding from her teacher. “And Jiro, you showed a callous disregard for Kaminari’s safety when you kicked him directly at the villains. Yaoyorozu was correct, you were only lucky that that move worked out so well. If it hadn’t, there’s no telling what would have happened.”

Kyoka didn’t say anything, but looked away dejectedly. Kayama folded her arms while watching the two girls. “So, do you have anything to say for yourselves? After witnessing the scene again, I’m sure you both must have remembered how you were feeling and what you were thinking at the time. Momo, why didn’t you give Kaminari a weapon too? As someone who creates electricity, even if he cannot aim it he could at least channel the current through a medium like the quarterstaff you created for yourself.”

Keeping her eyes down and rubbing her arm, Momo pitifully answered, “Two reasons, mostly. The first is because I was not wholly familiar with how his quirk worked, having not had time to work with Kaminari before in class or spend any amount of time with him to inquire about his quirk; because of that I was not fully aware that he could only create electricity from his body but had no ability to direct it anywhere specific. Secondly, I didn’t make him one like I did for Jiro and myself because he didn’t ask for a weapon until I was already concentrating on producing the insulation sheet so he could fully utilize the area attacks I’d seen him perform during combat training, and making multiple different creations simultaneously is a skill I’ve only recently been developing since our final exam before summer break. If I’d given him a weapon I would have lost all my progress on the insulation sheet and would have needed to start over, which would have taken more lipids from my stores as well as time I wasn’t sure we had because of how outnumbered we were.” Momo looked up. “And if I’d taken the time to explain all that to him, I would have had to partition my concentration between explaining things to him, creating the insulation sheet, and keeping an eye out for villains on the attack. I just couldn’t handle all of that at the time.”

Aizawa dipped his head slightly. “Understandable, I suppose. You three weren’t exactly given the opportunity to strategize like Midoriya’s group in the Shipwreck Zone. Still, you were able to create a net in an instant while Kaminari was giving some villains a shock treatment to trap another in his quirk’s effect, so it’s clear that at least some of that inability to perform multiple creations simultaneously is a mental block opposed to a quirk one. I expect you to apologize to Kaminari later and to do better, understood?”

Momo bowed and nodded. “Yes, sir! I apologize for failing to meet your expectations of me.” Both teachers then turned their attention to the purple-haired rocker.

“Well, Jiro? Do you have anything to say for yourself?”

Kyoka winced and hesitated to say anything. While she still figured that Denki needed that kick in the pants to realize that he could actually do something against the villains, saying as much to Aizawa and Midnight probably wouldn’t look too good. Even though it worked in their favour and boosted Denki’s confidence in himself before Momo had finished making the insulation sheet for them to hide under, kicking his dumb ass straight at the villains who were trying to kill them was not something that, in hindsight, she was proud of.

“…no sir, ma’am. The only thing I have to say is the stress of the situation got to me, and Kaminari’s panicking wasn’t helping us. We’d just started training and were suddenly being attacked by villains. Kaminari’s screaming about being dead weight wasn’t helping me. Even so, what I did was stupid and callous. It wasn’t very hero-like to kick Kaminari at the villains trying to kill us, even if it did work out.”

Kyoka was tapping her jacks together beneath her chin, not looking up at either Aizawa or Kayama.

There was silence for a long moment before Aizawa sighed. “Granted, since this was an unprecedented incident in only the first week of training, mistakes when encountering villains for the first time can be expected. Even so, your conduct still deserves a reprimand. I want each of you to apologize to Kaminari for what you did or didn’t do that day, and I want both of you to hand in an essay to me examining your faults, how you’ve improved since then, and how you plan to do better. Also, Jiro, don’t think I haven’t noticed how you’ve spoken to Kaminari. I’m not sure if you’re intentionally being malicious in your teasing or not, but after witnessing how Bakugo has treated Midoriya, it would be hypocritical of us to only look at their relationship. What are your honest thoughts about him?”

Kyoka felt her cheeks grow hot as Aizawa’s question reverberated around in her head. Her thoughts about Denki? Seriously!? Why was her goddamn teacher asking this? Shifting her eyes away from Aizawa’s gaze, she tapped her jacks together a little more forcefully. “Well, he’s an idiot, and loud, and completely exhausting to deal with, and he’s always smiling like a knucklehead but keeps flip-flopping from being annoyingly optimistic and seriously pessimistic about his own skills. And he keeps trying to flirt and ask out every girl he sees; it’s annoying. He’s just such a pain.”

Momo felt gears clicking together in her brain as she watched Kyoka’s face redden, not meeting anyone’s gaze as she scratched her head, and her mother grinned devilishly and seemed to be struggling not to squirm with delight as she sat on the board table.

“Aizawa, I believe we can leave the subject of whether Jiro’s bullying Kaminari alone,” the femme fatale stated in what was practically a purr. “I feel that it’s something the two of them will need to resolve on their own without our involvement.”

Aizawa gave his senpai a glance, his mood souring when he saw her grin. “Very well, I won’t demand that you two have a conversation about your teasing. Just tone it down and make sure your teasing doesn’t stray into bullying, got it?”

“Y-yes sir!” Kyoka replied.

“I still want you to apologize to him for the USJ, properly .”

“Yes, sir!”

“I want that essay by the start of episodes the day after tomorrow. You’re dismissed.”

“We seriously do not have to do this Iida,” Izuku said as the two teens faced each other in the resort’s quirk training facility. Both of them had changed into the training clothes provided to them by the gym, simple shorts and muscle shirts, and were currently stretching in preparation for throwing down.

“I believe we do,” Tenya replied as he limbered up. “It’s only fair to recognize your achievements in spite of the adversity you’ve faced. In your tenacity and drive to become a hero, I am of the opinion that you far surpass me, Midoriya. I find myself looking to you for inspiration, which is why I feel like you should be the one leading our class going forward.”

Izuku looked down sullenly. “I’m still not sure that I’m the right fit for that. I’ve never even been a class monitor before.”

“If you want to lead your own agency in the future, you’ll need to get some experience leading a team, Midoriya,” Tenya reminded him. “You already do an exemplary job of that during our exercises, and what the video today displayed regarding what happened at the USJ this spring. And even though we haven’t gotten to review it yet, don’t think I’ve forgotten about our Provisional Licensing Exam. You were the one leading our class through the first half of the first stage until Shindo from Ketsubutsu split us up. This would be a good thing for you.” Tenya smirked. “Besides, it’s not like I’m planning on just handing the position of Class Rep over to you forever, Midoriya. We have three years at UA. I intend to challenge you for the post next year.”

“I’ve got an idea. Why not keep being the Class Rep for this year and then I can run for Class Rep next year?” Izuku proposed. Tenya kept smiling and shook his head.

“Let’s get to it, Midoriya,” he said. “Unless you want to shame yourself by backing out of this duel?”

“Wait! Maybe this isn’t such a good idea, Iida,” Izuku continued to plead. “There was that thing that happened yesterday with One For All. I don’t know if I can control it or not. I don’t want to accidentally hurt you.”

“Well then it’s a good thing we’re in this quirk training facility, isn’t it?” Tenya asked. His smile dropped and Tenya got into a running stance. “Midoriya, I’m coming now, whether you’re ready or not.”

Izuku tensed at the declaration from Tenya, the engines in his friend’s legs roaring to life as Ingenium rushed for him. Eyes widening, Izuku ducked, Tenya’s leg whizzing just over the green curls of his hair.

Iida’s not playing around if his first move is a headshot, Izuku realized. He’s taking this seriously; even though he wants me to be our Class Rep going forward he’s not going to just lie down and give it to me either. Which means I need to give him my best too.

Izuku dodged to the left, firing up One For All to five percent. He threw a punch towards Tenya’s side, which missed as the speedster ran out of the way from him. Izuku gave chase, kicking things up a notch while Tenya was still in the process of accelerating. Seven percent! He connected a blow against Tenya's back after catching up to his friend, Izuku's foot striking into the muscle just beside his spine.

Tenya grunted at the contact, but Izuku’s blow was not as strong as it could have been. He knew that Izuku could strike harder than that, he’d been the one teaching his friend how to kick in order to create his new Shoot-Style after all. Both of them travelling in the same direction also helped to lessen the force imparted in the kick.

Tenya took another couple of steps forward as he regained his balance before spinning on a dime, firing up the engines in his left leg and snapping it towards Izuku. His friend took the kick to the side, partially blocking it with his arm, and managing to avoid being pushed back too far.

Ochaco cheered as she stood on the sidelines with the majority of the class. “You can do it, Izuku!”

“Kick his butt, Iida!” Minoru called out. “He’s popular enough without being class rep!”

Tenya jumped up, spinning around and using his engines to boost his left leg’s speed and power again. His kick slammed into Izuku’s raised arm, the green-haired inheritor taking a stance identical to All Might’s when he’d been blocking Nomu’s attack against Katsuki in the video they’d seen earlier that day. Izuku felt his body get pushed back a few feet along the floor of the gym from the strength of his friend’s kick, and he knew he’d still be feeling that one in the morning, but it wasn’t the worst he’d felt.

Unfortunately for him, Tenya was on him again, quickly advancing on his friend and using his engines to full effect as he spun and kicked at Izuku, forcing him onto the defensive. Izuku weaved and dodged, tracking Tenya’s movements with his eyes and recalling everything the larger youth had taught him about using his legs as weapons. Shoot Style was still in its infancy; Izuku hadn’t been using it for more than a couple of weeks, but Tenya had been training to use his legs since birth. It was clear that he had an advantage over Izuku when fighting that way.

Leaning his head back, Izuku felt the toe of Tenya’s shoe wiff by his chin, cutting it far too close. I’m not going to be able to do anything if I stay on defence, Iida’s too fast for that, and I’m still too stiff when using Full Cowling at more than five percent! Firing up One For All to eight percent, Izuku pounced to the right to get some distance. Tenya twisted around as a follow-up kick cleared away the dust from Izuku’s dodge, analyzing the path that Izuku’s body was taking.

Narrowing his eyes, Tenya prepped his engines. I’m only going to have one shot at this. My apologies, Midoriya. They roared as he sent them into overdrive, and blue flames emerged from his mufflers. “Recipro Burst!”

Ochaco gasped as Tenya moved . It had looked like Izuku was going to get away from their current classroom representative, but then Tenya put on the heat. He caught up to Izuku in the blink of an eye, grabbing Izuku around the waist and speeding straight in the direction Izuku had already been heading.

The wall.

The pair slammed into it, Tenya body-checking Izuku’s back into the concrete and driving all the air from his lungs. Even so, Izuku had endured far worse pain than simply being winded like that. He’d been in pain through most of his young life, and shattering his limbs fighting the Zero-Pointer, Todoroki, and Muscular was far and above worse than this. Tenya’s shoulder was pushing into his sternum and his arms were wrapped around his waist, but that left Izuku’s hands and arms free.

I can’t control my movements as fluidly above five percent yet, Izuku thought as he kept One For All flowing at eight percent, bringing his right arm up, but thanks, Iida, you just put me in a position where I can’t possibly miss!

Tenya gasped as Izuku’s elbow came crashing down against his skull, knocking his hold on Izuku off slightly and sending his friend’s glasses clattering to the floor. Izuku used the moment’s lapse on Tenya’s part to slip free from his grasp, kicking off the wall with one motion of his right leg and then using his left to hook Tenya around the shoulder. Rotating around, using the added force from Tenya’s Recipro, Izuku mentally apologized to his friend as he launched the fellow speedster head-first into the wall.

Denki and several others winced while Itsuka placed a hand by her mouth and hissed, “Yeesh, he’s gonna be feeling that in the morning.”

The blue flames of Tenya’s Recipro Burst sputtered and died, black smoke now emerging from his mufflers, while Izuku sucked in air. That attack had still hurt . “Dang, Hatsume wasn’t kidding when she said you were like a tank with an F-1 engine, Iida,” he wheezed, turning to look at the other boy, who had slid down the wall and was groaning like a zombie. “Hey, you okay there, Iida? You’re not hurt are you?”

“J-just fine, M-Midoriya!” Tenya replied, though anyone who heard his voice could tell that, no, he wasn’t. He was gritting his teeth and fighting through the pain to answer him.

“You sure about that, Legs?” Mei asked, nonchalantly striding up to him, Ochaco only a step behind. “You seemed to hit your head pretty hard, there.” Mei turned towards Izuku while Tenya still squirmed on the floor. “Nicely done, Muscles. Looks like you’re now the third class rep on the island.”

Izuku blinked at her. “The third?”

“Oh, did I forget to mention? I’m the class rep for 1-H!”

Everyone in the gymnasium that doubled as the Quirk Training Facility stared at Mei, even Tenya managed to turn around from where he was still agonizing on the ground to gawp. “What!?”

Izuku couldn’t get a word out from his baffled mouth, so Tsuyu managed to beat him to the punch. “Didn’t you say that Mr. Power Loader vetoed you from becoming your class’ representative, ribbit?”

“Yeah, but Principal Nezu vetoed his veto.”

“You also said that you were never going to get the position,” Fumikage said as Dark Shadow emerged from inside of him.

“Yeah, was that a big old lie?” asked the living quirk.

Mei shrugged. “I never said that I didn’t get the position, just that I knew I was never gonna get it and I didn’t want it. Apparently none of my classmates wanted it either, so Principal Nezu kinda swooped in and made me Class Rep. No idea why, though. It’s not like I’ve done anything Class Rep-like; I’ve spent all my free time in the design studio making babies. The most I’ve had to do is settle disputes whenever more than one person wants the plasma torch.”

“How do you settle those?” Ochaco asked.

“By suddenly realizing that I need it to make something and taking it for myself!” Mei proudly declared, throwing her prodigious chest forward and laughing.

Those who knew Mei better than the others exchanged looks. That was certainly one way to defuse arguments in Support. Nobody would be crazy enough to try taking something like that away from Mei once she was using it.

Tenya, getting to his feet and holding his head in one hand, groaned. “No wonder I never saw 1-H’s representative at the meetings with the Student Council.”

“We have a Student Council?” Denki asked, scratching his head.

“The Hero Course doesn’t have much to do with the Student Council, it’s mostly applicable to the General Studies and Business track,” Tsuyu said. She turned to look at Tenya as he stood. “Are you sure you’re okay, Iida?”

“Yeah,” Itsuka agreed. “That looked like it hurt quite a bit, and it’s not like you’re as hard-headed as Tetsutetsu is.”

Still holding his head in one hand, Tenya waved her off as he reapplied his fallen glasses with the other. “I’ll be fine, but thank you, everyone, for your concern.” He turned to look at Izuku. "Congratulations, Midoriya. This is your victory. I cede the position of Classroom Representative of Hero Course Class 1-A to you. May you lead us wisely."

Izuku did not look so sure. “Are you really sure about this Iida? What if I—Iida! You’re bleeding!”

“Hm?” Tenya raised his hand towards something wet that he started to feel on his forehead and brought it back towards his eyes. Seeing that it was now painted crimson with his blood, a noise of interest passed his lips. “It appears that I am. Well, I am off to the medical centre to receive treatment immediately.”

“I’ll go too!” Mei offered. “While you’re getting your head examined I’ll be able to take another look at those engines of yours.”

“He’s taking his defeat gracefully,” Fumikage stated, watching as Tenya walked out of the facility with Mei closely following.

“It is the outcome he was hoping for, ribbit,” Tsuyu said. “Even so, he must be a little frustrated.”

“Yeah,” Mashiro agreed. “It was over so fast. Do you think Iida should even be walking by himself right now? That was a pretty heavy blow to the head he took.”

“Didn’t we learn in first aid training that you should never move a patient with a head and neck injury?” Itsuka asked. “Like, their neck muscles swell up and compress their vertebrae so it’s not immediately apparent if they’ve suffered a spinal injury until the swelling goes down?”

Koji nodded. “Yeah. People who’ve seemed uninjured in car crashes have woken up the next day paralyzed because they didn’t realize they were even injured in the first place!”

“So… why did we just let Iida walk off on his own?” Izuku asked aloud.

“...”

“...”

“...”

“IIDA! DON’T MOVE!!!”

“YOU’RE GONNA BE PARALYZED!”

“WE CAN’T HAVE INGENIUM #2 BEING KNOCKED OUT BECAUSE OF TRAINING!”

“SOMEONE GET A STRETCHER AND CALL FOR MISS KAMIMOTO!”

“AS CLASS REPRESENTATIVE, IT IS MY SWORN DUTY TO GET YOU TO THE MEDICAL ROOM SAFELY!”

“MIDORIYA, JUST BECAUSE YOU’RE THE CLASS REP NOW DOESN’T MEAN YOU NEED TO BECOME THE NEW IIDA!”

“Besides, you haven’t been sworn in yet, ribbit.”

‘WE HAVE A SWEARING-IN CEREMONY? HOW DID I NOT KNOW THIS?”

“No can do. Midori’s not allowed to swear.”

“GUYS! FOCUS! IIDA! HEAD INJURY!”

Shota tilted his head back and took a sip from the twenty-year-old Scotch aged in virgin white oak casks. He could taste the flavours of butterscotch and cinnamon-spiced apple while a hint of vanilla lingered on his tongue. It was a good Scotch, with an easy nose and the smell of sweet butter, and he needed a glass of the good stuff after today.

Reliving the USJ attack had not been easy for him, especially after seeing what his students had gotten up to after he’d lost consciousness because of the Nomu. That had been a terrifying encounter, not knowing what he was up against after he’d had his limbs broken by the creature even after using Erasure on it… and then his students had been brushed with death that was only averted by All Might’s last second arrival. He looked down at his plate of hamburger steak, grilled vegetables, and rice, thinking about Midoriya when his eyes focused on the asparagus. For only being a first year student with not even a week of training and barely above zero grasp on a quirk he’d just recently came into possession of, he had done admirably. The young man had come up with a strategy to safeguard his teammates while sustaining as minimal damage to themselves as possible, avoiding a costly battle in an environment that they were ill-suited to fighting in.

However… his next choice was to imperil himself and his classmates, but not through aggressive glory-seeking or headhunting like Bakugo had displayed when the Explosion boy went after Kurogiri, and to his credit he never suggested that they leap head-first into the thick of the fighting like Bakugo, Todoroki, and Kirishima would have done. Midoriya knew his limits and those of Asui and Mineta with him; he knew that they couldn’t take on all of the small fry that Shota had been facing, but their previous victory had emboldened him into thinking that they could still pick off some of the villains on the edges. His reason to lighten the load Shota himself had to bear was a noble one, and also one he shouldn’t have had to concern himself with.

Shota bit the head off the piece of asparagus in his chopsticks and chewed it thoughtfully, appreciating the salt, black pepper, and herbs the chefs had seasoned it with. It was frustrating, having such a good soul in his class. The torment and lack of support that the boy had endured through his formative years should have made him jaded and cynical about the world, but here he was, a paragon. Shota had been informed of the result of the duel between Midoriya and Iida; he knew that the Problem Child was now 1-A’s Classroom Representative.

But something about it just seemed… off. Not him becoming class rep or calling him noble. He recognized Midoriya’s spirit for what it was, there was just… something else at play here.

Nemuri sat down next to him as Shota swallowed. Most of the students had already finished eating supper, so it was just him and his senior alone in this section of the buffet hall. She appeared to have taken the seafood option, some shellfish fideuà that also included slices of sausage to go with the prawns, scallops, and mussels. “Penny for your thoughts, Aizawa?” she asked, sitting down before clapping her hands together and swiftly murmuring “itadakimasu”.

Shota grumbled and carefully picked up a piece of his hamburger steak. It was so tender he didn’t even need a knife to cut it, just his chopsticks were enough, so he had to be cautious. “It’s about Midoriya,” he answered.

“That’s a shocker,” Nemuri replied with a hint of amused sarcasm. “How are you doing, Aizawa? Seeing how you got into the state you were in when we all arrived was painful. Watching it happen to yourself again had to have been far worse.”

“I’ll be fine,” Shota grunted. “Right now I’m more concerned with Midoriya. His actions at the USJ; they weren’t rational.”

Nemuri scoffed. “You always say stuff like that,” she remarked.

“And I’m always right,” Shota replied. “You agree with me, Kayama.”

“What are you thinking about this time, Aizawa?” she asked tiredly before perking up when she placed a tomato and herb-covered prawn in her mouth along with a bit of the pasta.

Shota ignored her hums and blissful moans at the taste of the food. He started tapping his plate with his chopsticks, the sharp tapping noise comforting as he tried to figure out what was rolling around in his head. “Midoriya, he disobeyed orders twice in the videos we saw today,” he stated. “He came towards the plaza to try to help me with the villain pack, and then he ran towards All Might when he was in a bind.”

Slurping some noodles, Nemuri glanced towards her junior. “That’s who he is, though. You’ve been his homeroom teacher all semester and summer; you more than anyone in the school, even All Might or sweet young Uraraka, know who Midoriya is. That child has a noble and righteous heart and just wants to help people who are in trouble.”

“Except there was nothing he could do,” Shota countered. “He’s a first year hero course student and had only just begun to learn how to control a quirk he’d had for a month. We’re adults and fully licensed and trained pros, and All Might was the number one ranked Hero not only of Japan, but the entire world. Midoriya recognized after he broke himself during the entrance exam that he didn’t have the skills to become a sidekick yet he still tried to get involved after leading Asui and Mineta out of danger. He had two close calls within minutes of each other, and he didn’t get killed only because others arrived to save him at the last second.”

“He was worried about you, Aizawa,” Nemuri tried to reason. “God knows he’s intelligent. He knew right away that you’d thrown yourself into a battle that was heavily stacked against you.”

Shaking his head, Shota’s tapping on the plate intensified. “It’s not that. I assured him that I had it handled and told him to evacuate with Thirteen. He stuck around at the top of the stairs and watched until Iida almost dragged him away. Then, since he had the opportunity, he took Asui and Mineta with him towards the plaza, where their presence could have distracted me from the fight; and then he felt like he needed to rush to All Might’s aid when All Might was the strongest hero there was, even if he was fighting on a time limit, when Midoriya couldn’t even properly control One for All without breaking himself. All Might had even told him explicitly to evacuate me because of the condition I was in because of Nomu, and he disobeyed his goddamned idol .”

Shota reached out and grabbed his Scotch, taking another sip of it while Nemuri hummed thoughtfully. “When you put it like that, it sounds like you’re saying that Midoriya doesn’t trust us.”

Shota froze at his senior’s words and slowly placed his glass back down, as well as his chopsticks. His face fell into his right hand as Nemuri questioningly called “Shota?”

“That’s it,” he said as the puzzle pieces fell into place. “Midoriya doesn’t trust us adults.” He could feel Nemuri’s questioning gaze on him through the hand covering his face, and Shota groaned. “He was running around on adrenaline and fumes with two broken arms when I caught him in the woods at the training camp and wouldn’t have listened to me even if I told him to go back to the lodge, and then even knowing that All Might was on the job along with the top pros, he still went off along with your daughter to try to rescue Bakugo from the League. That’s what I couldn’t figure out. That’s why he’s such a damn problem child. Once he’s in a situation he doesn’t trust anyone other than himself and his friends to handle it.”

At last, Nemuri sighed and looked down at her plate, placing her chin on her hand while resting her elbow on the table. “It does make sense when you look at his past,” she reasoned with a dejected air. “No adult’s ever believed in or trusted in him before he met All Might and then came to UA. The Musutafu heroes just stood by as Bakugo was being hurt by the Sludge villain. All Might didn’t move to save Bakugo until Midoriya did first. I’m not going to go out and say that it’s All Might’s fault he’s your problem child, but when he told Midoriya that his actions inspired his hero to act, wouldn’t that have reinforced a subconscious idea in Midoriya?”

Shota glanced at her. “What are you getting at?”

“The adults aren’t doing anything, so I will. The adults can’t do anything until I do. Once I move, others will follow after me. I am going to become the greatest hero in the world with the power All Might entrusted to me; I have to do everything I can do to save whoever needs saving, no matter the cost to myself.”

Shota reached for his Scotch again while Nemuri sighed once more and returned to her food. “We’re used to dealing with students with Superman complexes, but it’s gonna be hard when the student in question can actually back that up.”

“We can’t make him an Atlas at sixteen,” Shota answered her. “It’ll crush him.”

“You’re one to talk,” Nemuri sniped. “How’d you sleep last night?”

“One of the best nights of sleep I’ve had in years. The bed was soft and the pillows were fluffy. I didn’t have any kinks in my back and no headaches from being overtired. It was awful. But I’m not trying to train Midoriya to be me; I know my work habits are unhealthy.”

“Then maybe you should set an actual example for him and take care of yourself, Shota,” Nemuri said, dropping his first name for emphasis that just got him to glare at her. “Look at who his examples are so far to draw from. One: All Might, the Symbol of Peace, a man who used his power to practically single-handedly cause a historic drop in crime and has been the pillar upholding society for years without ever taking a break; he couldn’t even take a break on his way to school to do what his actual job was. Two: Eraser Head, a gruff, perpetually tired underground hero who does both hero work and teaches at UA, who works so much he has coffee for blood and resorts to taking power naps in a sleeping bag he brings everywhere, but doesn’t hesitate to jump into a probably unwinnable fight to protect his kids and make them feel at ease.”

She gave him a deadpan stare that Shota had to admit was pretty impressive, but it irked him to no end. Growling, he picked up his chopsticks again to grasp another piece of his absolutely delicious hamburger steak. “Why does being a hero teacher have to turn us into f*cking hypocrites? When you roped me into this whole teaching thing I expected to have to teach kids how to be selfless and help people, not to have to teach them to not be heroes .”

“We’ll just do what we can, Aizawa, that’s all we can do. Hopefully having a romantic relationship will encourage Midoriya to hold himself back because he has someone who’ll be sad if he pushes too hard. Or maybe we should get him a cat. He can’t go and die if he has a cat to take care of, right?”

“Don’t make fun of cats in front of me, Nemuri. You know better than that.”

“Okay, so spill, Yaomomo,” Mina said as all the girls except for Mei had gathered in her and Toru’s room. They were all in pyjamas, being a few hours after supper at this point, but still not quite time for them all to head to bed. “Why didn’t you tell anyone that Miss Midnight was your mom, girl? You even had us over at your house and we didn’t see a wink of her!”

Momo felt herself blushing as she curled her fists around her knees while on Mina’s bed. “I—I didn’t want anyone to know that I had the R-Rated Hero as my mother,” she answered. “Don’t get me wrong, she’s a great mother and I love her, even if she can be infuriating like she was today. She’s encouraged and supported me every step of the way; and becoming a hero was my choice, she and father never pushed me towards this path. I’m proud that she’s my mother, but still… telling my classmates that our teacher is my mom would have just been too embarrassing.”

“I suppose…” Toru said. “I mean, given how much fun she seemed to be having teasing you once it was out in the open, it kinda makes sense that you didn’t want to let it be known that she was your mom.”

Ochaco nodded. “It also would have put a lot more pressure on you, if everyone in class knew that your mom was one of our teachers… though I can’t say that things would have been much different if we’d all known that one of your parents was a pro hero right off the bat.”

“What do you mean?” Momo asked. Ochaco smiled.

“Well, look at Iida,” she said. “His whole family are pro heroes. Grandfather, father, brother. Learning that your mom was one would have just made you even cooler, Yaomomo.”

“Though it probably would have made Mineta a little more unbearable,” Mina acquiesced. “Little creep’s bad enough all ready, but if he’d known you were Miss Midnight’s daughter from the start, well…”

“That… was another reason why I didn’t want to tell people,” Momo admitted. “I may be following in her footsteps already with how risqué my costume is. I didn’t need the boys in class to think that my personality was like hers as well.”

“I believe it’s fair to say that you’re nowhere near as flirty as your mom is, Yaoyorozu,” Itsuka answered her. “She’s kinda got that under lock and key. But still,” she scratched her cheek, looking away and blushing. “Can’t begin to imagine why she let you intern with a pro like Uwabami if she was totally aware that she… you know…”

The temperature rose a few degrees in the room as each of the girls remembered exactly what Midnight had showed them that afternoon.

"Yeah, that was… a lot," Toru giggled, the movement from her sleeves making it clear she was either scratching her head or doing something with her invisible hair. “I didn’t know you were into that kinda stuff, Ochaco.”

Ochaco's cheeks heated up and she pushed her index fingers together. "Yeah… well… it's just kinda something I've been interested in. I honestly thought that that'd be your thing, Toru."

“No way!” the invisible girl refuted quickly. “Doing stuff like that in public! There’s no way I could do that. It’d be way too embarrassing!”

“Isn’t your hero costume being naked?” Kyoka asked.

“I’m not naked!” Toru argued. “I wear gloves and boots, remember!”

There was a pause as the other girls registered what she said.

“But… your body,” Itsuka pointed out. “Like, your tit* and ass would be totally exposed, not that anyone can see them anyway.”

“Honey, you’re just a step away from being totally nude in that costume,” Mina giggled. “It’s even worse than what I heard Midnight’s high school costume was.”

“Oh please, don’t make me think of that nightmare,” Momo shuddered. “Mother’s shown me pictures. Whenever I think of how exposed I am in mine I always think about what Mother was bold enough to wear when she was our age.”

“How are you going to handle outdoor training in the winter, ribbit?” Tsuyu asked.

Toru seemed to freeze at the thought. “Oh, shoot! I didn’t think of that! I’ll freeze my boobs off if I don’t do something.”

“Well, it’s not like you can wear anything,” Kyoka wondered. “You can’t really be the Stealth Hero: Invisible Girl if your clothes give your presence away.”

“I know!” Toru grumbled. “It’s seriously stupid. I’ll have to basically give up hero-ing in winter.”

“Unless you can find a way to make an actual hero costume that’s as invisible as you,” Ochaco said. “That way you won’t have to be naked all the time. It’d probably also suck if it’s raining outside, having to run around all the time in the rain with no clothes on.”

“Maybe you can talk to Hatsume about it?” Momo suggested. “I’m sure she’d like a challenge like that while we’re here on this island. It’ll be autumn soon anyway, so the temperature will start to decline.”

“That sounds like an idea,” Toru agreed, nodding her head. “And hey, I know that this is a change of topic, since I’m sure Ochaco doesn’t want us teasing her all night about Midnight’s sex ed class, but did any of you rewatch those episodes of the show that we saw yesterday?” She got a few nods in response to her question. “I know there was some talk about us redoing Mr. Aizawa’s quirk assessment test from orientation day, but remember how he said that showing us how he graded us all would be pointless?”

“I do recall him saying that in the video,” Itsuka said, Mina and Tsuyu nodding.

“I think he fixed the scores,” Toru stated. The others’ eyes widened and Momo let out a small gasp. Toru started waving her arms around. “Seriously, he had to! There’s no conceivable way I came in ahead of Midoriya, or Jiro, or Kaminari! None of us had awesome physical scores.”

Momo placed a hand to her chin while Kyoka nodded. “It is really weird that Jamming-way and I scored higher than him,” she said. “I mean, yeah, we’re all fit, but Midoriya was ten months of intensive All Might training fit. Dude got shredded working out cleaning that beach.”

“Mr. Aizawa did seem to have it out for Midoriya at the beginning of the year,” Momo said. “Perhaps placing him in last place and then saying that he was lying to us about expelling the last place person was another logical ruse of his?”

“A ruse on top of a ruse that was a fake ruse?” Mina asked. She pouted. “Sneaky! But that does sound like Mr. Aizawa.”

“It still isn’t fair to Izuku,” Ochaco said, shaking her head. “I know what Mr. Aizawa said about the world not being fair, but having it out for him right from the start is just the total opposite of favouritism! He had that really great ball throw score, and his grip strength and a whole bunch of the other events he wasn’t in last place either.”

“You’re one to talk, Infinity Girl,” Mina teased. “That one score alone is probably what put you into tenth place.”

“But it still doesn’t explain how I scored higher than Midoriya!” Toru exclaimed, waving her arms around again. “He was faster than me, stronger than me, had a better long jump, had a better time in the distance run, obviously had a better softball throw… the only thing I think I beat him at was the seated toe-touch.”

“Just goes to show that Eraser Head was judging on his own scores,” Itsuka sighed. “I just hope Tetsutetsu’s reeducation of Monoma is going well.”

“His what?” Mina asked.

“Tetsutetsu is marathoning yesterday’s episodes with Monoma right now,” the ginger replied. “Hopefully it gives him some more context about your class and tones down his inferiority complex.”

“Dammit!” Neito cursed, his leg twitching. “It’s a stockpiling quirk! I thought for sure I’d be able to copy his power.”

“Even if you could, wouldn’t your body kinda explode if you tried to use it?” Tetsutetsu asked. “Let it go, man, we’re about to get into the ten months of hellish training Midoriya went through just to get ready for it.”

“Well, he’s stuck on this island with us now until we get into watching whatever future Miss Kamimoto and her superiors in Upper Management want to show us,” Mina said. “So he’s bound to get to know us and drop it eventually, right?”

“I hope that seeing what he’s like whenever he interacts with our class knocks some of his loose screws back into place,” Kyoka commented. “I can’t imagine what your days must be like having to put up with him, Kendo.”

“He’s really not all that bad when he’s not ranting about how class A is full of trouble-junkies and thinks they’re so much better than us,” she replied. “Though I think his attitude is rubbing off on Mr. Kan. Vlad King’s been becoming a bit more obsessed about having us show up your class since summer break started. He was practically glowing in homeroom the other day when he gloated that all twenty of us passed but two of your class failed.”

“I don’t think that’s really such a bad thing,” Tsuyu said. “It’s good to have a rivalry. Once we’re pros, we’re all going to be rivals with each other in a way.”

“So long as the rivalry isn’t too intense or generates any bad blood, I’d be fine with that,” Toru agreed.

Momo nodded. “I do as well. I look forward to competing against your class in our future joint training, Kendo.”

“Yeah.” “Same here.” “We won’t go easy on you, though,” Mina, Ochaco, and Kyoka all agreed.

“I look forward to it as well,” Itsuska giggled. “It’ll be fun going up against your class, though you have to realize that our class is going to have a distinct advantage over yours.”

Mina frowned. “Why’s that?”

“The same reason the other schools had an advantage over us in the first stage of the Provisional Licensing Exam,” Momo answered. “You, Tetsutetsu, and especially Monoma, will be watching our development by seeing this show and will be aware of what we can do. Our techniques and super moves that we develop will be an open book to you to tell your class about.”

“And you can bet we’ll exploit the heck out of it to develop countermeasures and contingency plans to defeat you,” Itsuka challenged with a smug grin.

“We’ll see how well those work out,” Momo replied, smiling. “We’ll be well aware of your advantage.”

“It’ll just be another obstacle for us to overcome,” Ochaco agreed with a grin. “Plus Ultra!”

“We’ll be going just as Plus Ultra as you.”

“Well maybe we’ll do something none of your plans could expect,” Mina countered.

Itsuka laughed. “Like what?”

Mina grinned at her, giggling in her throat. “Maybe pin ya to the ground and establish dominance over you.”

Itsuka looked at Mina for a hot second before her cheeks flushed red. “A-A-Ashi— what!?”

Mina cackled and started rolling around on her bed. Itsuka was still blushing furiously and glared at the pink-skinned hero student. “Not cool, Ashido!” Mina only laughed harder.

“So, who do you think Baguko is into?” Toru asked.

“Well it’s definitely not me,” Tsuyu stated. “I told him no before he even got the opportunity.”

“And he already nearly puked at the thought of Izuku,” Ochaco stated, folding her arms and furrowing her brow. The very idea of Bakugo liking Izuku in that way was simply unthinkable, after all he’d done, and fortunately the dyed blond seemed to think the same way. “Which is great, because if he was…” she left her threat hanging.

“Personally, I hope it’s none of the girls in our year,” Momo said with a wrinkled nose as if she’d just smelled something unpleasant. “We can count the people with green hair on one hand. Midoriya, Tsu, Shiozaki, and Tokage.”

“And Kamakiri,” Itsuka reminded her. “Seeing what Bakugo was like at the beginning of the year and as a kid, I really hope he doesn’t come after Shiozaki or Tokage, but if he does…” she smirked. “He’ll have to get through me first.”

“Don’t make a promise you can’t keep, Kendo,” Kyoka warned her. “Bakugo’s really strong and he’s frustratingly talented. There’s a reason he’s one of the top dogs in our class and won the whole Sports Festival.”

“And he may just beat you down and decide to dominate you instead,” Mina teased. “Miss Itsuka ‘sex fights turn me on’ Kendo.”

“Shut up!” she retorted, whacking Mina with a pillow. “I’m not about to lose to a bully like him!” Mina shrieked and waved her arms as she tried to defend herself, but aid came from Toru smacking Itsuka in the face with a different pillow. Her assailant stunned for just a moment, Mina managed to grab a pillow of her own and raised it to whack Itsuka back, but she wasn’t paying too much attention and accidentally smacked Kyoka in the side of the head.

She promptly grinned and declared, “Oh, it’s on now!” and stole the pillow from Mina’s grasp before whapping her butt with it.

Very quickly the room descended into a whirlwind of shrieks, giggles, and ribbits as they all took up arms in an impromptu pillow fight that had all of them just letting loose and having fun. It was a good bit of stress relief for them, especially after everything that had happened that day. Seeing Nomu and the USJ attack again had been difficult for all of them, and this seemed like a good way to try to make those memories seem less scary.

Momo laughed as a pillow struck her in the cheek and she fell backwards onto Toru’s bed, something much heavier than a pillow following her down. Ochaco had been floating using her quirk and had just returned her gravity, her momentum still being carried forward by the slap she’d received from Mina, and yelped in surprise as she landed on top of their vice-rep.

Staring up into Ochaco’s brown eyes, so very, very close, Momo felt her heartbeat quicken. The fantasy she had before returned, especially now that she could see very tiny flecks of gold in the other girl’s eyes. Ochaco was smiling apologetically at her, seemingly totally unaware of Momo’s rapidly beating heart. “Thanks for catching my fall, Yaomomo,” she said. “Hope my landing wasn’t too rough on you.”

“N-no! No it wasn’t,” Momo squeaked in surprise. Ochaco said something in the affirmative and rolled off of her, and Momo felt herself relax just the slightest bit. The gravity girl picked up the pillow that had landed on Momo and chucked it at Toru, who ducked. Momo slowly sat up and simply continued to watch the other girls, and doing her absolute best not to get distracted by just how round her brunette classmate’s rear end was.

Oh dear, I did not anticipate having a sexual awakening when we arrived at this island! Stay strong, Momo!

Sometime after the pillow fight and a cuddle pile on Tsu when she expressed her relief that she was still here and able to do all of this with them, Ochaco returned to the room she was sharing with Izuku. She was just about to insert her room key to unlock the door when she froze like a deer in the headlights. Izuku was behind that door, getting ready for bed.

Izuku, who had said he was into quirk play.

Izuku, who was a total beefcake underneath his clothes.

Izuku, who at least academically knew the vulva inside and out.

Izuku, who could probably ram her through a wall.

Izuku, who she had practiced putting a condom on with earlier that day, on a dild* that Midnight had first insinuated (even if she denied it) was based on said young man’s own equipment!

Izuku, who she’d said she was first in line in getting ‘smashed’ by.

Don’t worry about it, Ochaco, she tried to reassure herself. It’s nothin’, really. That was just a really embarrassing classroom lecture we had to sit through. It’s not like you’re really thinkin’ about having sex with him! Ya just became a couple yesterday. It’s way way waaaaay too soon for you to be gettin’ ideas in your head like that.

Shaking her head, Ochaco opened the door and entered the room. Izuku had the television on and was currently sitting on his bed with a notebook in hand, scribbling something down. He’d dressed down into one of his t-shirt t-shirts and a pair of black shorts, but he hadn’t seemed to notice that she’d entered yet.

Breathing a sigh of relief that the first thing that happened when she entered wasn’t the two of them staring at each other like a couple of confused idiots, Ochaco closed and locked the door behind her before padding her way to her bed after meandering around the bathtub in its marble setting. She couldn’t even tell that the cracks they’d caused in their fight yesterday were ever there before; it was like the whole thing was brand new.

The bed was wonderfully soft, as usual, as she clambered onto it, being careful not to accidentally float anything. Izuku seemed to be watching… some kind of nature documentary? That was new. “Whatcha watching?”

“It’s a documentary on kangaroos,” Izuku replied. “I got to thinking after we got Iida to the medical room that I still need to improve my kicks for my Shoot Style. Doing big sweeping kicks is one thing, but I started wondering if there was anything else I could do to switch things up. Bakugo said that I’m too easy to read when I increase One For All to eight percent, so I decided to try incorporating different things into my moveset.”

“So why kangaroos?” Ochaco asked.

Izuku pointed and Ochaco brought her gaze to the screen. Two boomers were scrapping with each other, and her eyes widened just a little bit when she saw one of them jump up and kick the other kangaroo in the chest with its powerful legs and feet.

“Don’t you think that’s a bit more of an Ojiro move?” she asked. “He’s got a tail he can use to catch and balance himself with. You don’t. If you tried to do that you’d just be kicking yourself away too and falling to the ground.”

“That was my thought too,” Izuku admitted. “But then I thought… maybe if I’m able to use Blackwhip, would I be able to use it to grab hold of the ground and maybe anchor me like some kind of pseudo-tail?”

Now Ochaco’s eyes really widened as she thought about it. She could see the move Izuku was talking about in her head, and it honestly sounded pretty cool. “If you could do that, then ya wouldn’t kick yourself outta range of the villain, either,” she realized. “You’d be able to get right back in there and keep scrappin’ or chase after the villain and unload a heavy kick like Iida depending on how far yer jump kick sends them flyin’.”

“Exactly,” Izuku said, snapping the notebook shut. “Want to go see if we can do it?”

Ochaco laughed. “Izuku, it’s twenty to eleven!”

“I know, but I’m not going to be able to sleep tonight if I don’t try it out!” he said. “If you want to go to bed, that’s okay. I’ll let you get some sleep.”

“Nope, now you’ve got me awake and thinkin’ about it too,” Ochaco said, shaking her head and giggling. “Now I wanna see if this is gonna work. Do you think you can even control it?”

Izuku’s smile faltered and he looked down at his hand. “I don’t know, but I’ll have to try. Let’s go talk to All Might. I’m sure he’ll want to come with us.”

Ochaco nodded. “Yeah, sure. You head on our and wait for me. I’ll just quickly change into something better to train in than pyjamas.”

Izuku blushed after a moment before quickly stammering something in agreement and heading on out. Ochaco couldn’t help but giggle. She really had been overthinking things. Sure, they were dating now, and they’d kissed quite a number of times, but Izuku was still Izuku. She’d been totally overreacting, thinking that Midnight’s class would have fundamentally changed anything.

Her phone dinged just as she was putting on a fresh grey tank top to go over a pair of emerald spats. She frowned slightly as she saw that it was a message from Kyoka, and when she saw the content her face instantly went red. Oh f*ck, Jiro! You did not need to tell me to pay attention to Izuku’s pant leg!

It was late, and Shota was rewatching the show again with a pot of coffee in front of him. He wasn’t even pouring himself cups; just drinking straight out of the coffee pot. Shota still wasn’t sure why he was doing this again at this late hour. Maybe it had something to do with what Nemuri had said about Midoriya not trusting the adults in his life, or about how he had recklessly thrown himself towards the League of Villains after Shota had lost consciousness fighting Nomu. Why was he doing this all over again?

Shota sighed and rubbed his eyes as it continued through the entrance exam again, a highly irrational test in picking new entrants to the program.

“That’s right. Show who you are; embody what it means to be a hero. Nothing is nobler than self-sacrifice.”

His eyes flashed as he turned back to the television, Midoriya’s scraped and broken arm and legs on full display after he punched out the robo inferno.There had been no way that All Might’s words had actually reached the boy that day, but Shota would have been a complete idiot not to realize that it was the exact philosophy that Midoriya was living by. That misguided chivalry was going to get him killed.

“What am I gonna do with you, Problem Child?” Shota sighed.

Chapter 22: Warning: Potential Side-Effects

Notes:

And I'm back! I'm really hoping I'll be able to get to some kind of a schedule where it's more than a chapter a month, but since I'm alternating between this and Class 1-A's IzuOcha Hell Week, it'll probably be lucky to see me update between the two more than twice or three times a month while also writing on the Kingdom Hearts/Persona 5 crossover collab I'm doing.

(See the end of the chapter for more notes.)

Chapter Text

Toshinori sighed and shook his head as he looked down at Midoriya and Uraraka, the boy sitting on the bed in the medical station with his girlfriend next to him with a concerned look on her face, while in front of the sitting youth was one of the cat people employees of the resort that had started to pop up as of that morning as far as he was aware. Her mulberry-furred tail swayed behind her, poking out through a hole in her white clothes. She had introduced herself as L’falmo Ubahn when the trio had entered the medical centre, giving them a bright smile that was in contrast to the strained groans that Kamimoto had so far made whenever someone had hurt themselves. She was still smiling kindly now even while she examined Midoriya’s injured arm.

Clearly it wasn’t possible for their caretaker to be present in the medical room at all times, especially when there were so many other things that were likely occupying her, so it made sense that there would be dedicated medical staff; this was a full-size resort, after all, but still… to have not been introduced to her until just now when it was close to midnight was just unprofessional.

Not like Toshinori had any room to talk. He hadn’t introduced young Midoriya to Sorahiko until his successor had to go for his first internship after the Sports Festival. It wasn’t like it would have been impossible to introduce his master’s sworn friend while he’d still been training Midoriya into a vessel capable of receiving One For All.

Clearing those thoughts away, Toshinori began to question their newly acquainted medical professional. “Well, how’s it look?”

Midoriya winced slightly at the words that left Toshinori’s mouth, but the boy wasn’t at fault. None of them could really have known that when he attempted to use Blackwhip consciously to catch a ball that Uraraka threw across the gym that it would actually rip open the skin on his arms like tearing seams of fabric. “The lacerations are fairly extensive, but thankfully shallow,” she remarked. “But there is some other less recent damage present that has yet to heal fully. I do not know if I will be able to heal it, but I shall do my best.”

“Heal old damage?” Midoriya asked as Toshinori felt his eyes widen.

“You mean you’ll be able to repair the abuse Midoriya put himself through using One For All?” he wondered.

The cat girl stood up and moved towards the desk in the corner, where a tall but rather plain wooden cane stood. “As I said, I do not know. However, you are training to be a hero, correct? Heroes should always be in their best condition.” She grasped the cane and turned around, the smile lighting up the turquoise eyes with pupil slits beneath her swooping bangs of mulberry hair. “You are in this resort to rest, recuperate, and learn, correct? I can scarcely see why striving to heal such harsh damage thee hast already suffered would be undesirable. I doubt there is aught I can do for thine right hand or the scar tissue, but everything else I believe I will be able to put to rights before you leave.”

Moving to stand in front of Midoriya, L’falmo raised her cane aloft. “I will heal the immediate damage your arms have received now. Pray give me some time, and I should find a solution for resolving the rest of your injuries.”

Toshinori felt himself wondering just where this L’falmo came from given her manner of speech and exactly what her quirk could be if she was raising a cane in front of her with the crook at the level of her head when the air around her suddenly began to swirl and became visibly infused with green light and the wooden cane in her hand started to shine blue. Motes of light appeared, dancing around the crook and L’falmo as the crook of her cane itself seemed to be surrounded by some kind of soft blue aura. She raised the cane above her head and the aura pulsed. Toshinori’s eyes nearly popped out of his skull as the light from the cane and the twinkling blue motes came to rest on Midoriya’s injured arms, and all the cuts he’d sustained from his usage of Blackwhip healed instantly.

“What was that?” Uraraka asked while Midoriya examined his arms closely as stars twinkled around him. The whole thing lasted barely two seconds. L’falmo’s seemingly ever-present bright smile was exuberant as it turned towards the young lady.

“Oh that? That was a little experiment,” she replied. “I was not sure whether or not my magicks would work on Midoriya or not, since you all seem to come from a land without aether. Yet, aether is present here on this island and it has not yet seemed to have any undue effects on you all just being around it, so I was hoping that using aetheric energies to heal Midoriya’s wounds would work. Evidently, it did, which means I have a bit less to concern myself with for devising a cure for the residual damage to his arms from past injuries.”

Mouth agape, Toshinori could only stare as she replaced the cane beside her desk, tail with the tuft of black fur on the end like a lion’s swaying back and forth slightly. “Pray return to your rooms and get some rest,” she declared. “I have some research to do. I shall see thee anon once I have devised a solution to your past ailments, Midoriya. Good night.”

“Uh… thank you very much,” the young man replied. Toshinori followed his young successor and Uraraka out of the medical room in something of a daze before he closed the door behind them.

“That… that was magic,” Uraraka said. “She just said that she used magic.”

Both kids were looking up at him, but Toshinori had no clue what to tell them.

“Seems like it,” he answered, a smile coming to his face unbidden. “This place is just full of surprises, isn’t it? A television show about Young Midoriya’s life, a staff full of cat people, and apparently even some who can perform magic.”

Midoriya placed his newly healed right arm up to his chin and held it in his hand. “Are we sure it isn’t a quirk, though? She said it was magic, but a lot of quirks are able to do things that people previously would have called magical. After all, magic is any sort of phenomenon or advanced science that just isn’t understood, so maybe her quirk functions sort of like Recovery Girl’s if she has a healing quirk and that staff of hers is just a support item. It wouldn’t be out of place for that to be the case. She said something about aether, maybe her quirk is the generation of this aether and manipulation of it? It could just be another form of energy that we don’t know about because we haven’t seen a person with a quirk like hers before. I should ask her more about her quirk tomorrow in our free time and maybe see if she would like to come to the training facility to deal with any injuries we might sustain while training there…”

Toshinori glanced down at Uraraka, who caught his eye, and they both shrugged and shared helpless smiles. “I trust you can get him back to your room just fine, young Uraraka?” he asked.

“You can count on me, sir,” she replied as Midoriya continued to mutter mutter mutter away about L’falmo’s quirk. Toshinori nodded.

“You are all right with that setup, yes?” he inquired. “Sharing a room with young Midoriya I mean. You did have quite the stirring confession yesterday.”

Uraraka’s face blew straight past pink into red, and Toshinori had to hold back his laughter. It was good to see them being happy together.

“All Might!” Uraraka complained. He affectionately ruffled her hair and a chuckle slipped past his lips.

“It’s okay,” he said. “I’m just happy to see young Midoriya happy. His smile’s never been brighter than it has been today, and I believe we have you to thank for that. Just take whatever you learned in Midnight’s lecture into consideration.”

Her ears flushed scarlet and Uraraka grabbed hold of Midoriya’s wrist. “Okay, being teased by All Might now, have a good night, sir!”

“Wha-oh, have a good night, All Might!” Midoriya called as Uraraka practically dragged him away. “See you in the morning!”

Toshinori raised his hand and waved. “Have a good night’s rest, young Midoriya, young Uraraka. Don’t stay up too late romancing.” The squawk that Midoriya let out was absolutely precious, and Toshinori chuckled as his successor and his girlfriend rounded a corner out of view. Letting out a breath, Toshinori turned in the other direction. “Well, I guess I’ll go and get some rest, too.”

He had just taken a step towards heading to his room when the door opened and L’falmo peeked her head out. “Mr. Yagi, might I have a word with thee? Since we are on the subject of healing the previous damage Midoriya’s arms sustained, I wished to know if there was aught I could do for thine own injuries.”

Tenya nervously looked down from where he was lying on a worktable at the mad woman who was standing beside him. “I honestly appreciate what you are trying to do for me, Hatsume,” he stated, “but it is getting close to the time in which you’ll be ejected from the studio. As students of UA, we should be ensuring that we get plenty of rest in order to function at our best.”

“I function better on less sleep anyway,” Mei replied, holding her tape measure. “Now just relax will you, I just need to take some measurements for the new leg babies I wanna make. You won’t let me yank your mufflers out, so making a citric acid injector like you’d do for a NOS engine is the best I can do at the moment. It’s kinda crazy that your quirk just runs on citric acid and doesn’t even require oxygen to function.”

“What do you mean?” Tenya asked, glancing towards her as she measured him.

Mei giggled. “Well, if your quirk really did require lots of gaseous oxygen to function, then there’d be a lot of real combustion going on in there. Your legs would have cooked long ago and the blood that circulates around your engines would boil. Whatever oxygen you’d be getting to fuel the reaction would have to be from your bloodstream, and I’m sorry, but even as bullsh*t as quirks are, your blood just doesn’t carry enough oxygen to sustain whatever output your quirk’s doing without asphyxiating you. What you’ve got just seems to decompose citric acid into pure power and blows any thermal energy, water vapour, pure oxygen, and carbon ash from the decomposition away. So, we make a baby that just gives your engines a shot of pure citric acid powder and see just how much of an explosive boost that gives you.”

“Isn’t that counter-productive to my last costume upgrade?” Tenya asked her in exasperation. “I wanted something to improve my radiator to help keep my legs cooler. Adding something like that would just make my engines overheat faster.”

“But this time you’re not forcibly overcharging them,” she replied. “You’re just giving them a blast of pure fuel, which should give you a burst of power without the drawbacks of your Recipro Burst stalling your engine.” She paused for a moment, pushing her arms together as she seemed to have an idea, though all it served to do was give Tenya a bird’s eye view of the cleavage her black tank-top exposed. He quickly turned his head away, trying not to think about it and the completely inappropriate lesson Midnight had given them earlier. “Huh… wonder what would happen if I combined it with ethanol. That’d really give you a power boost, don’t ya think?”

Just as Tenya was about to respond, he felt Mei’s hand and tape measure run over his crotch before her hands swiftly moved towards his other leg, measuring the outside. “Ha-Hatsume! What was that!?”

“Just taking your inside leg,” she replied breezily. “And I had to make sure there was enough room for comfort between the thighs. I can’t engineer humans to have internalized testes, but if they and the penis are gonna be just hangin’ around I’ve gotta make sure your suit keeps ‘em safe no matter what happens. You can’t be getting all distracted by it being too tight on you if a villain shows up with a whole bunch of sex appeal now can you?”

“Hatsume!”

“What? Am I wrong?”

Tenya bit his lip as he grumbled. She was not incorrect. He knew that, but still… “That was inappropriate of you, Hatsume. The last thing Midnight lectured us on was the importance of consent.”

“I’m trying to work on making adorable babies to keep you safe here,” Mei replied. “I repeatedly asked you when we were in the medical room to take measurements and you refused. More drastic measures needed to be taken.”

“By disregarding the boundaries I insisted upon and infringing upo—”

“So are you going to be like this every time you get a costume upgrade?” Mei interrupted him. “Because while it’s not the most relevant information for the majority of your costume, a crotch protector is still an important piece of equipment. There are a lot of blood vessels in that part of the body, you know. A villain could give you a life-threatening injury if it’s not suitably protected, or remove your ability to procreate, which is something you’re biologically programmed to desire in the majority of the population, or so science tells me.”

Frowning, Tenya narrowed his eyes. “What kind of noble intentions does inappropriate touching serve, Hatsume?”

She stared at him in silence for a good seven seconds. The smile that had been almost constantly plastered onto her face from the moment he met her during the Sports Festival slipped from her lips, and that was more unnerving than anything else she had ever done or said to him. “Hatsume?”

“Oh wow,” the pink-haired girl said, “you really are an idiot, aren’t you, Iida? Even after today, you don’t get it.”

Tenya racked his brain, trying to figure out what she meant. “I don’t get what you mean? What happened today? I did hit my head when engaging in my duel with Midoriya, but I fail to see how that—”

“THE USJ, YOU IDIOT!” Hatsume shrieked at him. “Eraser Head and Thirteen almost getting killed! That guy with the hands disintegrating the barrier at the front gate! Midoriya and the other two almost getting turned into red paste and ash! All Might’s fight with the Nomu!” She grabbed him by his shirt, yanking him up from the position he’d remained in lying on the table. “I’m a support student! I don’t fight villains, I make babies to help you fight villains and keep you alive! Seeing what you all went through before the first week was over was terrifying! I don’t have a baby that can stand up to Nomu! I need to make you stronger! I need to make your armour better to keep you safe! You’re not dying on me! If I can’t… then what good of an inventor am I?”

Tenya’s heart clenched as a sob wracked its way past Mei’s lips. “Heroes fight villains. Support companies provide costumes and equipment to the heroes to support them. It’s in the name. But if that support’s not enough and the villain still wins, what’s the point? What good are flamethrowers and missile launchers and gyroscopes and jetpacks and power armour exoskeletons if the villains win in the end? All Might can’t protect us anymore, and Midoriya breaks himself fighting and rushes in without thinking. He asked for gear to reduce the strain on his ligaments, and even with his new kicks he still can’t go all out or he’ll shatter like obsidian. He’s already broken himself so much that his body isn’t even healing fully, that’s why he’s asked for gear like that, and he’s supposed to be All Might’s successor! I never really cared about you guys before; I admit that. You were interesting test subjects for my babies during summer break. Yeah, I knew heroes fought villains, but I didn’t watch the news; I didn’t see what you guys did. sh*t got real today, Tenya, and when I’m doing my best to get exact measurements of every part of your body so I can tailor your costume to protect every millimetre of you, you rebuff me like some prude. I know I’m not good at people stuff, but what do you want me to do?”

Mei dipped her head down, her watery eyes no longer in sight but now soaking Tenya’s uniform shirt as her face pressed into his chest while she sniffled. “I’m just trying to help.”

Tenya’s hands were off to his sides and held up, not knowing what to do with them. He’d never had a girl crying into his chest before, what was he supposed to do in this situation? Should I call for a teacher like Mr. Aizawa or Midnight? Maybe Midoriya would be better suited to this, or another girl, or Koda with his pet rabbit? No, it would take too long and it’s late at night. I cannot trouble them; this is my problem to solve. Come on, Tenya, be a hero!

But what does a hero do to calm down a crying girl like this!? Do I follow Midoriya’s example during the licensing exam? Or perhaps what Tensei would do?

Steeling himself for doing something that he had not anticipated when he agreed to join Mei in the workshop, Tenya took a breath, and he wrapped his arms around her. “I apologize,” he said, feeling his own tears at Mei’s heartfelt confession. She stiffened in his grasp, seemingly caught off-guard by him hugging her. “I was blind to your feelings. The videos of today reminded me of my own shame at having run away while my classmates fought and struggled through their own pain and fear. I did not think about what a support student like yourself would feel seeing what they experienced.”

Mei was silent for several seconds as she relaxed in his hug. “What’s this talk about shame for? If you hadn’t gone, All Might wouldn’t have hurried even faster and wouldn’t have known what was going on. You saved your class, Tenya. Let’s make babies that’ll make you run even faster and for longer, so you’ll always arrive in time.”

Tenya nodded. “Yes. And you are correct. My… reproductive system is a vulnerability due to the amount of blood that circulates through that part of the body. If you wish to customize my suit instead of resorting to a standardized cup, then… though the idea is a little discomforting, you have my permission.” Tenya could feel Mei pulling back a little, so he relaxed his arms to allow her. There was still the evidence of tears behind her cross-haired golden eyes, shining like coins, but a small smile had returned to her face.

“Really?”

Tenya gulped, but nodded his head once more. “Yes. Really.”

“Then no time like the present!” Mei shouted. She got off of him and quickly grabbed her tape measure again. “Quick! Get up and drop ‘em! Stand over by that wall over there! We’ve only got six minutes and forty-two seconds before we get kicked out of the workshop and I’m forced to return to my hotel room!”

Six and a half minutes later, the two exited the workshop into the lit hallway of the first basem*nt level of the resort, Tenya hurrying to get his pants back on while his shirt and tie were slung over his shoulders and his shoes smacked into the wall. His face was red, and Mei’s was the colour of her hair. “Miss Kamimoto really wasn’t kidding when she said that the workshop will eject you!” Tenya remarked.

Mei grasped one of her dreadlocks, idly playing with it for a moment. “No, no she was not,” she stated with a chuckle. “But, I got all my measurements I need from you, Legs! Now I just need to work on getting the rest of the boys to drop their trousers for me.” A little bit of steam came out of her ears as she stepped forward down the hallway towards the stairs that would take them back to the main floor. Tenya quickly zipped up his fly and fastened the button as he hurried after her, pausing only to grab his shoes.

“Just didn’t expect that it would be another woman with a cat quirk,” Tenya muttered, thinking about how just seconds ago a seven-foot tall woman with cat ears, a tail, and whiskers slammed open a back door with an employee-only sign on it and shouted at them to “get out and get to bed, nya! You can make kittens there, not here, nya!”

They were quiet for a minute as Tenya hurriedly attempted to make himself presentable again, not that anyone was around to witness. “Hey, Iida.” Mei’s voice was quiet as she spoke. “Thanks for that; you know, making yourself uncomfortable for me. It means a lot, knowing that you’ll still fall for my ruses.”

“Your ruses?” Tenya asked.

“That stuff I said? Crocodile tears. Just like how I was pretending to be sportsmanlike at the Sports Festival when I used you to advertise myself and my babies.” Mei turned her head and gave him a smile before quickly looking away.

For a moment, Tenya was about to open his mouth and scream chastisem*nts at her for tricking him again, but he thought back to just a few minutes ago, when she was sobbing into his chest. He’d never imagined the bombastically loud inventor who tanked explosions from prototype inventions without a care could be so soft and fragile, as well as emotional. She could say that she was faking it, but that was so raw that she was probably just pretending.

Well fine, I’ll play along if you wish, Mei Hatsume.

“You’re terrible!” Tenya responded, chopping his hand towards her. “Taking advantage of and tricking me like that, do you not have any sense of shame, Hatsume?”

Mei laughed. “Hey, you know the expression, ‘fool me once, shame on you; fool me twice, shame on me’ right?”

“So you’re saying I’m the fool now?”

“I’ll keep doing it so long as you keep falling for it.”

“You are incorrigible!”

“Whatever. You’ll probably miss me at breakfast; I’m gonna get an early start on those new leg babies for you and some ideas I’m getting for arm babies for Midoriya so buh-bye!”

She started to take off down the carpeted hallway and Tenya reached out his hand towards her. “Wait, Hatsume!”

She paused and turned to look at him. “What?”

Tenya let his stern expression slip into a smile. “Goodnight. Sweet dreams.”

Mei’s manic smile turned a shade sweeter and her cheeks a tinge rosier as she replied. “Sweet dreams, Legs.” Turning right around, she called, “Nightie-night!” over her shoulder before taking off again.

Tenya nearly stopped himself from reprimanding her for running in the halls.

Nearly, but not quite.

Even if he wasn’t a class rep anymore, he just couldn’t let that slide no matter how pretty her eyes were.

It was still dark when Izuku woke up, but he didn’t find himself desiring to snuggle his way back into the blankets and pillow of this ridiculously large bed, or wait until his phone’s alarm went off. It had only been a minute and he was already wide awake. The sound of the breeze or the ocean waves coming through the open window wasn’t going to lull him back to sleep, nor was the rhythmic pattern of Ochaco’s breathing in the next bed over, though that was great to listen to.

This was now the third time Izuku had woken up on this island, and it really was starting to feel like this wasn’t simply a dream he would just wake from, even if some of the things that had been happening were completely nonsensical. A show about him, showing both his past and his future; a new facet of One For All; Ochaco Uraraka being romantically attracted to him and wanting to be his girlfriend; a strange quirk that created healing energy; catgirls, all the catgirls…

He’d just woken from a dream about Ochaco having cat ears and a tail, a dream where she did… things… that Midnight had discussed yesterday.

Shaking his head, Izuku rose from his bed and partially pulled back the curtains. The sun had yet to rise, so it was still dark out. Kamimoto had said that sunrise was at twenty after six in the morning, and given what he assumed to be their current latitude, Izuku was sure that he wouldn’t start to see sunlight peek over the eastern horizon until a few minutes before sunrise itself came, if how quickly it got dark after sunset was any indication. Since he was awake, though, it was a perfectly good time to go for a run. The air felt cooler now, though still warm, so he didn’t have to worry about baking in the heat like he and the others had the first afternoon.

Contemplating leaving a note behind, Izuku thought for a moment before just firing off a text message to Ochaco, noticing her phone light up and buzz as she received it, though it did nothing to disturb her slumber. Smiling, he quickly got dressed into suitable running clothes, gathered his room key, a towel, and a water bottle, and headed outside.

The air was warm, as he’d previously thought, with a steady sea breeze carrying the fresh smell of the ocean, which was still novel enough to him that it was refreshing. The track around the island was a good distance to do a couple of laps for a morning run, especially if he wasn’t pushing himself with One For All.

But maybe he should push himself. Nobody was around, after all, and he did need to get more control over his quirk. Quirks were like muscles, they needed to be pushed continuously to be strengthened or else they’d grow weak from disuse. While pushing his natural body would help him grow naturally stronger, pushing what his body could do using the maximum safe amount that didn't cause fractures could also help him develop. If he got stronger, then maybe he wouldn’t be getting yelled at so much for being reckless.

As he passed by the poolside bar, Izuku’s mind wandered back to the previous day, when Mr. Aizawa had gotten into a staring match with him in the theatre and promised a discussion after supper about his actions. He’d managed to skillfully avoid running into his homeroom teacher and dodged that conversation; if Mr. Aizawa had really wanted to dress him down Izuku was sure that the man would have been able to track him down without even trying and choke him with his capture scarf. Yes, what he did at the USJ there was reckless, but what else was he supposed to do!? Maybe rushing in right then didn’t do anything, but what they were bound to see today was necessary! If he hadn’t jumped in, broke his legs, and distracted Kurogiri and Shigaraki, then All Might would have died! The teachers would have been seconds too late! It’s better to beg forgiveness than ask permission, right?

But he still wasn’t a bad boy trouble junkie! He didn’t go looking for dangerous situations to run headfirst into! They just happened to happen around him with alarming regularity. The Sludge Villain, the entrance exam, the first battle trial, USJ, Hosu, final exams, summer camp, Kamino Ward; they were all isolated incidents, not part of a pattern. He didn’t have a problem.

Everyone else was just crazy.

Reaching the track, Izuku filled his bottle with the on-tap sports drink and took a pull from it first before getting himself into a running stance. No brisk jog to wake himself up this time; he was going to push it this morning. The crashing of the waves in the starlight and moonlight entered his ears, and Izuku slowed his breathing as he prepared himself.

Okay, forget the egg in the microwave or the taiyaki. Think of a dam, open the sluice gates up just a little to get the turbines moving. He could feel One For All’s power flow through him as that mental image took hold, infiltrating every muscle in his body and strengthening them. One For All, Full Cowling, 8%! Opening his eyes, Izuku took off down the track.

The wind blew past him, green sparks of lightning arcing off his body as he sprinted. The roughly five kilometre track wasn’t curved to a degree that gave him any trouble maneuvering, but if he tried kicking it up higher, maybe…

If I’m trying to push myself, why shouldn’t I dial it up a little? Izuku thought. He brought up the image of the power dam again, thinking about opening it up just a little more and letting some more water through to push the turbines harder. Full Cowling, 10%!

The change was immediate. His speed increased as every step pushed him further, faster, and Izuku could feel his muscles straining a bit, but not to a significant degree. It wasn’t hurting; he could do this!

Except, that tree was becoming bigger pretty fast. Was he going to be able to turn to keep himself on the track in time? He should! It’s just a matter of simple body movemen—

Uh-oh.

I tripped.

It’s fine! Izuku thought as he tumbled and then accidentally kicked out, propelling him into the air and straight towards the coconut tree. I may not be able to angle my body, but I should be able to use Blackwhip to swing arou—!

Blackwhip didn’t come out when he tried to summon it.

Oh crap.

Pain greeted Izuku as he managed to swing his body enough in the half-second after he noticed his plan would fail to make his shoulder contact the tree’s trunk instead of his face. His green hair met grass and a groan clawed its way past his teeth.

“O-okay, that didn’t work,” Izuku muttered. He was painfully reminded of his solo training the first night of his internship with Gran Torino, when he hadn’t quite figured out Full Cowling yet. Blackwhip didn’t come out, he thought as he looked at his arm. It’s there, but… I can’t use it. It’s like I’ve locked it behind a gate. I suppose that’s for the best. When I tried to use it last night with All Might and Ochaco, the second I brought it out it tore at my arms. I’m just not strong enough to use that power safely at all yet. I need to work harder, so that I get to the point where I can reliably call on it without injuring myself. He stood himself back up. And to do that, I need to raise my continuous full-body limit higher! I can’t just settle for eight percent! Let’s try this again. One For All, Full Cowling, 10%!

Sand and grass exploded behind him as he kicked off once more, a green streak in the darkness.

Izuku did not tell the classmates he ran into, or Ochaco, when he returned after sunrise for a shower before breakfast just how many trees he accidentally ran into while pushing himself. Maybe the way he was running was wrong for the speeds he was going and he needed to start Naruto running, or perhaps he should think of it less as running and more many long jumps in quick succession?

Either way, he needed to work on it. Katsuki had been right when he said his movements were straightforward when his power output was above five percent. Izuku just didn’t know what to do in order to become more flexible. Were his attempts to imitate All Might as Gran Torino pointed out still holding him back?

The bright smile that Ochaco gave him as he exited the shower, dressed in a t-shirt that read “pants” and a pair of All Might themed red, yellow, and blue shorts, pushed those thoughts away and the two headed out to go down for breakfast. She was likewise dressed casual today instead of in their summer uniform, wearing a pink graphic t-shirt and a white skirt with dark green tights.

“So, today’s going to finish off the USJ, huh,” Ochaco stated as they walked down the hall.

“Yeah,” Izuku said with a nod. “Not sure what it’s going to show after that. I mean, there’s the Sports Festival, but we had a lot of stuff that happened in between the USJ and Sports Festival.”

“Do you think it’ll show what we did when classes were cancelled on Thursday?” Ochaco asked. “I can hardly remember what I did on that day off.” Izuku shrugged.

“I know I basically stayed at home and rested,” he said. “Mom was all worried about me after what happened, and I didn’t want to worry her more and give Recovery Girl any reason to get mad at me. Three days at UA and three visits to the nurse’s office really didn’t look good.”

“And it feels like you still visit her every other day,” Ochaco said with a bit of a pouty face. “It kinda sucks that you didn’t meet All Might a year earlier. You would have had so much more time to train and get your body used to One For All so you wouldn’t be hurting yourself so much.”

“And now that I have Blackwhip I feel like I’m back to square one,” Izuku chuckled, rubbing the back of his head. “Though I don’t think I’ll be able to use it for a while.”

“Why’s that? Besides it slicing open your arm yesterday, I mean.”

“Well, I tried using it to swing from a tree earlier this morning when I was on my run,” Izuku admitted, avoiding making eye contact with Ochaco as she glared at him, “and it didn’t come out.” He looked down at his hand. “It feels like I’ve subconsciously locked that power away until my body’s able to handle it. It’s there, but I can’t use it. So I’m going to need to train my body to the point where I am able to bring it out without hurting myself before I can get any practice in in actually using Blackwhip.”

A long sigh came from Ochaco’s lips. “Well, that’s good at least. I don’t like the idea of you hurting yourself so much just to try to catch up to the rest of us. From where I’m standing, I’m trying to catch up to you.” Izuku blinked and looked at his girlfriend as she slid her hand in his. “You’re just really brave and noble, Izuku,” she told him. “And even though you only got your quirk in February, you work harder than anyone else in class to get better to become the best hero you can be. Iida wasn’t being crazy when he said he wanted to hand the job of class rep back to you, Izuku; you deserve to be leading our class, whether you can see that yourself or not.”

Her warm, soft, lips pressed against his cheek, and Ochaco smiled. “And I’ll be here to tell you as many times as I need to until you start believing it.”

Izuku stopped walking at the landing of the staircase that would take them down to the ground floor of the lobby, and then on to the buffet hall where breakfast was waiting. There were no traces of the fight they’d had two nights ago, with everything repaired to be as good as new. His heart was swollen as he wrapped Ochaco up in a hug, which she warmly accepted. Izuku didn’t say anything; he didn’t need to, and he could feel her smile against him as her hands ran down his back with her pinkies extended so that she didn’t accidentally use Zero Gravity on him.

Wait a second.

Izuku pulled back slightly as a highly developed part of his brain started to kick into gear. “Ochaco, is your quirk activation always involuntary?”

“Uh… yeah?” she asked, seemingly curious as to the question. “You know this, Deku. Whenever I touch all five of little fingerpads I have on one hand against something, I remove the gravitational force being applied on it from it. That’s why I wear my sleep mittens so I don’t float stuff while I’m asleep.”

“Right, but…”

“I don’t really wanna stop you, De—Izuku,” Ochaco continued, “’cause I’m sure what you’re thinkin’ about’s really important, but can we at least eat breakfast while we talk about it? I’m sure you’re hungry after your run. Don’t wanna analyze on an empty stomach.”

“Oh! Right, sorry. I’ll hold onto that thought, then,” Izuku replied, pulling out his notebook and quickly flipping to Uraraka’s page before jotting down his questions.

Where’d that come from? Ochaco wondered. I didn’t see him put the notebook and pen in the back pocket of his shorts.

The couple were not the first ones to arrive that morning for breakfast, but as they were arriving only about fifteen minutes after it had opened at seven on the dot, the majority of their classmates had yet to arrive. However, there were still a few notable faces. Mr. Aizawa was already seated, sipping on a coffee and looking actually decent while the principal sat across from him with a bagel. Tenya had a tall glass of orange juice in front of him and was doing something on his phone while Mei sat across from him and was practically shoveling pancakes into her mouth. Momo was sitting with Miss… Ms.… Mrs.… Midnight? Momo was sitting with the teacher they now publicly knew to be her mother and seemed to be having a cordial breakfast with despite all of the teasing that had happened during the lecture yesterday. Mina, Toru, and Kyoka were all in line for the breakfast buffet, and Minoru, Mezo, Mashiro, and Itsuka were already seated at a couple of different tables, eating away.

Izuku felt his pocket buzz and chime as a notification went off the moment after Tenya put his phone down. Ochaco’s did as well. “Guess that was Iida asking where we were,” she suggested before raising her voice and waving. “Hey, Iida! Good morning!”

Tenya looked up and waved before Izuku caught his face stiffening. “Good morning Uraraka. Midoriya! As class representative, it’s up to you to set an example for your fellow students! You should not be dressed so casually but be wearing your school uniform.”

Izuku glanced at Mei, who was in a red tank top and jean jacket tied around her waist with black pants, and then at Itsuka, who had elected to wear a robin’s egg blue t-shirt as well as her green UA skirt. “But, we’re not at school, Iida,” Izuku replied. “And it’s really sweaty and getting kinda musty because of the heat and humidity, so I put my uniform in the laundry.”

“He’s under no obligation to be wearing his uniform, Iida,” Mr. Aizawa said between sips of his coffee. “Leave Midoriya be. As he’s now the class rep, you’re in no position to be lecturing him. If Midoriya chooses to wear casual clothing because he’s permitted to, you have no authority to try to dissuade him.”

“Yes, sir! I apologize!”

“Stop being so noisy, and I’m not the one you should be apologizing to.”

“Yeah, Iida,” Mei agreed with her mouth half-full of pancake and syrup. “You need to stop being so uptight.”

“Hatsume, please do not talk with your mouth full! Midoriya, I apologize!”

Izuku smiled and raised his hands. “Hey, it’s okay, Iida. You’re just really earnest; I get it.” He turned towards Ochaco. “So, what do you want to eat?”

“Maybe cereal this morning?” she wondered, placing a finger to her chin as the pair picked up trays. “Or some muffins and fruit? If they have grilled mackerel I could go for some of that and plain white rice. I haven’t really thought about it yet.”

The other three girls from their class passed them by on their way to a table, giving both of them cheery “good morning” greetings, and Mina offering to melt Izuku’s tacky “pants” shirt off so that they could all enjoy the pecs and abs of his shirtless torso, which got both Izuku and Ochaco blushing like mad as Ochaco fervently declined Mina’s offer. Just as the trio were walking away, Izuku found his attention being drawn by one of the catgirl staff calling his name.

“Mr. Midoriya!” the voice’s owner called, skipping out from behind the counter to approach him. “I have something for you!”

The one who spoke was a beautiful woman with shoulder-length ginger hair and furred ears and tail, wearing a golden tiara with soft blue bows tied to either sides. Sapphire earrings were piercing the woman’s cat ears, while metal bangles were on her wrists, rings on her thumbs, index, and middle fingers, and a collar-like choker decorated her neck. The woman’s stomach was bared underneath a short dark blue crop top, and white pants with detailed cross patterns down the sides of each leg.

Izuku felt his already flushed face heating up as his eyes were level with this woman’s chest, and it didn’t help that she was giving him a very warm smile. She handed him a small crystal bottle, within which was a yellow liquid what sparkled and shimmered with an inner light. “Uh…”

“Good morning, Mr. Midoriya,” the cat-eared and tailed woman greeted. “My name is M’aila Batih, and L’falmo has made me aware of your situation.”

His blush receding, Izuku looked between the bottle in his hand and the smiling woman in front of him and Ochaco. “Oh? Oh! Is this what she was talking about last night?”

Izuku wasn’t paying attention to his volume, or how everyone currently in the hall had now paused and was listening in.

M’aila nodded, holding a hand up with one index finger raised while also lifting her leg behind her in a joyful expression before settling. “She’s going to be leaving those tinctures here with me for you. L’falmo instructed that you’re to have two every day, one with breakfast and one with dinner. So if you choose to go to one of the restaurants for dinner, please make sure you at least come by here first and ask for me so I can give you the medicine. Also, I’ve prepared a special menu for you to peruse that might help as well. I already have your breakfast prepared. Just give me a moment and I’ll bring it out.”

“Really?” Izuku asked, feeling all of his other emotions go away in the face of excitement. “That’s amazing! Thank you! I wasn’t expecting to get anything this quickly.”

“This has something to do with fixing your arms, right?” Ochaco asked. “Just making sure.”

“Yup!” M’aila replied. “We’re hoping that this special medicine and meal combo over the next five days or so should repair the damage your arms have sustained and fix you right up. But!” Izuku and Ochaco looked back towards her. “L’falmo’s still not sure what effect introducing meals and medicine made with aetheric water, lightning, and fire-aspected energy to your body will be. So, before you take it, I am to make you aware of the list of potential side-effects.” She withdrew a small flip-pad from her back pocket which seemed to contain the list and cleared her throat.

“Warning, potential side-effects may include dizziness, nausea, restlessness, muscle pain, skin rash, hives, vivid dreams, irrational self-confidence, loss of confidence, numbness of the extremities, loss of smell, constipation, uncontrollable urges, erectile dysfunction, rapid muscle growth, incontinence, diarrhea, drowsiness, excessive energy, temporary blindness, obsession for click-clack math rocks, lethargy, and priapism. If you experience the last one and it persists for longer than four hours, you’re to go seek out L’falmo immediately and she will take care of it.”

Momo felt herself blush at the mention of the last one while her mother laughed.

“You sure you want to be taking a medicine like that, Green?” Kyoka asked, glancing at the bottle in his hand and then back at the woman who gave it to him. “Sounds like it could be dangerous.”

Izuku was sweating as well at the list she’d just given him. “Yeah, but at this point what choice do I have? I can either live with my arms as they are now which could affect my ability to save people, or I could take this and hopefully get them fixed.”

“What did you do to your arms?” Mina asked. She looked at the compression sleeve he was wearing that covered the scar on his right arm. “Does this have to do with what happened at the training camp and why you were so much more messed up than anyone else?”

Izuku nodded. “Yeah. I busted them up really bad then. The doctor said that my ligaments were deteriorating pretty bad, and that if I broke my arms like that two or three more times, I might not be able to use them again. But it’s okay!” he quickly said to the looks of horror on the faces of his girlfriend and three other female classmates. “I started using Shoot Style so I don’t abuse them anymore, and I asked Hatsume and Power Loader for costume upgrades to lessen the strain on my arms so they don’t get hurt as bad!”

“And if you get your arms fixed, you’re going to promise not to mess them up like that again, right?”

Izuku gulped at the chilly gaze Ochaco was giving him. “Y-yes!” he yelped. “I promise! I can’t afford to break myself like that again!”

“Good,” she said with a tone of finality. “We care about you, Izuku. I care about you. Even if you don’t care what happens to yourself, we do, and if you care about us you’ll take our feelings into consideration and take care of yourself too.”

Swallowing, knowing that she was right, Izuku nodded. “I promise.”

M’aila clapped her hands together and kicked back her leg again. “Excellent! I’ll bring out your breakfast, Mr. Midoriya! I hope you’re hungry for a big ol’ farmer’s breakfast! Eggs, popotos, onions, and a healthy shank of meat from an ovim’s loin, all garnished with parsley!”

Mina blinked at the unfamiliar words. “Okay, ignoring that. I have a question.”

The catgirl stopped and looked back at her. “Yes?”

“What’s a priapism and how will Midori know if he has one?”

M’aila giggled. “Oh, it’ll be pretty easy for Mr. Midoriya to tell if he encounters that particular side-effect. It’s a painful and permanent erection. Remember, if you get one and it lasts longer than four hours, you’re to seek out L’falmo immediately and she will take care of you.”

Minoru’s cry of “MIDORIYA!!!!” could be heard even from the lobby.

At eight-thirty, right as the breakfast hall had closed down, Shota had all of the students gathered in the quirk training facility on the island. He had scoped out the facility beforehand, and knew that a number of students had already done so as well, so he was sufficiently happy that it was even a little bit bigger than the TDL back at UA. The front half of the gym was like a normal hardwood maple-floored gymnasium, while the back half already resembled a concrete obstacle course like what Ken Ishiyama liked to create. He still wasn’t exactly sure by what Kamimoto had meant that the facility had Yaoyorozu and Sato covered when it came to food, but he was sure that they’d figure that out in time.

Looking at the lines of students in front of him in either their UA issued gym uniforms or their own exercise clothes, Shota opened his mouth. “Starting today, we’ll be spending an hour before watching those videos and two hours after watching the videos to continue where we left off during your summer training camp and at UA to further develop your powers and special moves. The training goal Vlad King and I imposed on you to develop at least two special moves is still in place for those who haven’t reached it yet, but by the time we return to UA from this crazy island I expect all of you to have at least four either perfected or at in progress.”

A hand shot up from the end. Shota looked over at the offending student. “You have a question, Monoma?”

“Yes, I do Eraser Head,” he replied, placing his hands on his hips. “Why exactly are Kendo, Tetsutetsu, and myself here with your students? Shouldn’t our classes conduct separate training?”

Toshinori decided to answer his question. “Whether you are part of class A or class B is not important, Young Monoma. What matters is that you are all young heroes-in-training. If what Miss Kamimoto told us on our first day at this island is any evidence, the future ahead of you kids is going to be fraught with danger, and you have an obligation to improve your powers as much as you can in the time we’ve been given. Rivalries can be nice, but it’s not smart to take them to extremes. Instead of raising each other up, you’ll just be tearing each other down.”

“And before any of you ask about little Hatsume,” Nemuri addressed as she stood in her own hero costume just like Shota did, “she’s down in the workshop puttering away and building things. Principal Nezu is supervising her.”

Shota waited a moment to see if Monoma was going to object again, but the blond didn’t. “If nobody has any further time-wasting questions, let’s begin. You’re all free to break off to conduct your own independent training for your special moves, but we’ll be here to provide advice and guidance should you ask for it. Midoriya,” Shota saw the green-haired youth blink when he called his name, “and Kendo,” she also seemed surprised to be getting called out. “I would like both of you to stick with me for a bit.”

The two class reps came forward, Midoriya pausing for a moment to have a brief chat with Uraraka and Iida, and Shota looked over them as the rest of the students split off on their own (like Bakugo, using his quirk to quickly evade Kirishima) or joined together in small groups. Kendo gave Shota a questioning look as Midoriya caught up and joined her. “What did you want to speak to us about, Mr. Aizawa?” she asked. He held up his hand.

“Before I get to that,” he started. “How are you feeling, Midoriya? You took that medicine the cat-lady gave you, right? Feeling any of the side-effects she listed?”

He frowned and flexed his hand a little. “I don’t think so. Well, maybe. There’s a bit of muscle soreness in my arms and I am feeling a bit more energetic than usual, but nothing too serious.”

Shota nodded. “Good. Now then, I know that this flies in the face of what I said the other day, Midoriya,” he apologized, “but right now, I don’t want either of you training your quirks.” He waited for a moment as his words sunk in. “That’s not to say that you won’t be doing supervised quirk training at all, just that for today, I have a different task in mind for the two of you. Kendo, you’re the class rep of 1-B; Midoriya, you’re now the class rep of 1-A. While I have personal opinions as to the need for such mundane school positions in our track at UA, nevertheless, they exist. You’re both to serve as leaders for your respective classes and your year as a whole. As such, I want the two of you to assist us teachers today in helping your classmates.”

Shota took pleasure at seeing the bewildered expression on Midoriya’s face. “Wait, what do you mean by that, Mr. Aizawa? What can we do to help you?”

Nemuri giggled while Toshinori grinned. “What Aizawa is saying, Midoriya,” Nemuri practically purred, “is that we would like you to put that fanboy knowledge of yours to work.”

He blushed, but Aizawa was happy that Kendo seemed to get the message. “Oh! So you want us to go around and help our classmates with developing their quirks with the ideas we can put together along with you teachers!”

“That’s right,” Toshinori said. “You catch on quick, young Kendo.”

“Thank you, sir!” Her eyes brightened. “And you’re having me do it along with Midoriya so that I can get practice with Tetsutetsu, Monoma, and your class, so that once we return to UA I can help the rest of my class out too!”

“That’s right. So, Midoriya,” Shota said, giving his Problem Child a small smile. “Have you got any ideas on how we can make your classmates miserable?”

Shota still hadn’t forgotten that he’d told Midoriya he wanted to have a discussion with him yesterday, but now was not the time for it. He needed to win the kid’s trust first, and admonishing him first thing in the morning for disobeying instructions was not going to help him do that. It also didn’t help that after re-watching videos last night, he’d done a little reminiscing of his own and come to his own realization.

He was their homeroom teacher; it was not his job to personally train Midoriya or the rest of class A, that was All Might’s job as the teacher for foundational heroics. However, when had he actually striven to give Midoriya any legitimate guidance? He was failing Midoriya just like all of the other homeroom teachers he’d had had probably failed him. If he wanted to have an honest conversation with the problem child instead of just coming off as lecturing him, then he needed to make the first move in forging a relationship with him like a good homeroom teacher should.

Midoriya blanched at his words for a moment before looking at Toshinori. A grimace came to his face, probably remembering the ten months of Hell All Might had subjected him to, before looking back at Shota. He liked the grin the kid gave him. “I’ve got a few, yeah.”

Notes:

This is the last chapter before they continue with the reactions, folks! Time to start getting into Season 2 and the Sports Festival!

Chapter 23: Not the Beginning of the End, but the End of the Beginning

Notes:

...I have no excuse for taking more than a month for getting this chapter out other than that I was lazy and decided to do other things.

At any rate, enjoy!

Chapter Text

Amahi Kamimoto whistled as she watched the students trundle on into the Maple Theatre a few minutes prior to ten. “Well, some of you certainly look like sh*t.” A series of grumbles and moans exited the mouths of the students as they went to find either familiar or new seating arrangements on the couches and loveseats in the theatre, and several were already coming up to her and asking for drinks and snacks. She had never said that they could get snacks, but, Hell, why not? They looked beat-up enough that they could do with some popcorn.

She passed Mina a bottle of cola and a bag of hot buttery popcorn, to which the pink-haired girl in a baby blue tank top and black shorts thanked her, with Hanta following immediately after. Great, now I feel like I’m some part-timer working the concessions counter at Cineplex. Oh well, so long as they have fun and learn something eventually.

Pulling out another bag of popcorn from a trans-dimensional food replicator as Hanta asked for it, she popped the question. “So, what happened to you guys since breakfast?”

Grumbling, the Tape-quirked young man answered, “Quirk training.” He started to rub his elbows and winced. “I was making tape non-stop for the last hour.”

“That’s rough, buddy,” Amahi said, and handed him his popcorn and cola. Apparently Katsuki was next in line and Amahi gave him a smile, seeing that his hair was still pink after yesterday morning’s dye fiasco, though he had at least managed to get his skin colour back to normal. “Well hello there, Bakugo. You want some snacks too?”

“Got any Hellfire Cola back there?” he asked. Amahi blinked.

“Hellfire Cola?”

He gave her a look of belligerent disbelief. “Huh? You never heard of Hellfire Cola before? I thought you knew everything about us, Babysitter.”

She shook her head. “I only know about you guys from the show you’re watching and additional sources, but I’ve never heard of Hellfire Cola before. What’s that?”

Katsuki made a ‘tch’ noise as he scoffed at her. “It’s an Endeavor brand soft drink, duh. We’re supposed to be able to get whatever we want on this island, right?”

Realizing that of course a hero as famous as Endeavor had to have had at least one sponsorship deal with a drink company, Amahi nodded her head and reached down for the replicator under the AV table, calling for a bottle of Hellfire Cola. Lo and behold, one appeared in her hand. Cold glass with a black label around the middle, flames surrounding the base, and Endeavor’s stoic expression above the flames with the stylized name of the drink made of fire above his eyebrows along with the tagline Burns the Soul like a Hell Spider.

Not sure what to make of it, and even less unsure by the fierce grin Katsuki gave her when he saw the bottle in her hand, Amahi handed the bottle over to him. Katsuki pulled the top off without a care or ask for a bottle opener, and the smell that emerged from the bottle offended her nostrils. Well, less a smell and more an overwhelming sense of fire that should not be coming from a soft drink. Her eyes started to tear up and Amahi coughed just from being near it while Katsuki took a long pull from it right in front of her. When he finished, his cheeks looked as if they’d been dyed again, but he was grinning like a madman. “Yeah! That hits the spot! Now let’s get this dumb show about Deku started already.”

Amahi waved her hand in front of her face as Katsuki walked away, still not sure of exactly what he had just consumed that made her feel like she’d just walked into a food processing plant that had been grinding ghost peppers into a powder. “If anyone (cough) else (wheeze) wants to get some (cough, cough) snacks, now’s… oh God… the time. Oh sh*t!” She called for a box of tissues and started to blow her nose, already feeling the mucus running as her sinuses drained just from getting a whiff of it.

“Oh sh*t, dude, you’re drinking Hellfire Cola?” Denki yelped, spotting what Katsuki was carrying back to his preferred seat on the far left of the second row down. “How are you not dying?”

“Because I’m not a puss* like you morons,” Katsuki replied. “Want some?”

“I’d rather not burn my taste buds off, thanks!”

“I don’t know how he does it,” Eijiro commented, “but Bakugo drinks that stuff like it’s mother’s milk or something. It’s so manly how he handles insanely spicy stuff like that.” The dyed pink walking bomb sat down next to Eijiro and Tetsutetsu again, with both hardening boys turning their whole heads to rock and steel immediately so they didn’t get any of the capsaicin being carried out of the bottle by the fizzy carbonation to hurt them.

Momo looked to her right to ask her seatmate for the moment, Kyoka, about it. “I’ve heard about Hellfire Cola but I don’t believe I’ve looked into it. Do you know anything about it, Jiro?”

“I heard they make it with Dragon’s Breath peppers,” she answered. “It’s supposed to be in the same heat range as pepper spray or something like that.” Momo gasped.

“And Bakugo just casually drinks it?”

“I am never having one of those again,” Izuku stated as he sat down in his loveseat with Ochaco.

She raised an eyebrow at him. “Again?” she asked. “You mean you’ve had one before?” He nodded.

“Bakugo forced me to drink a whole bottle once in second year at Aldera and he and his sidekicks took a bunch of pictures and video,” Izuku answered. “It… really sucked. I kept vomiting on the way home that day. It was not a fun time.”

“Bakugo!” Tenya shouted. The explosive Pomeranian rolled his eyes.

“Oh, my God, are we gonna go over every sh*tty thing I did to Midoriya before we got to UA? Isn’t everything else already tame in comparison to me telling him to f*cking kill himself and wish to be reincarnated with a quirk? You gonna do the whole ‘arson, murder, and jaywalking’ routine on me, Four-Eyes?”

Katsuki’s complaining gave Tenya pause for a moment. “I suppose… continuing to lecture you over every little incident that happened in the past would be redundant, wouldn’t it? Very well, I shall do my best to withhold my comments on your past transgressions!”

“It’s fine, Iida,” Izuku tried to assure his friend. “Besides, you never saw Bakugo when he first started drinking Hellfire Cola.” He let himself giggle a little. “His face was covered in tears and snot.”

“SHUT IT, NERD!”

“You know Bakugo, you really shouldn’t keep calling him that,” Hanta said with a sh*t-eating grin as if he had a death wish. “You placed higher than Midoriya on our midterm exams and you were bragging to your middle school classmates about how you aced UA’s mock tests. If you’re calling Midoriya a nerd, doesn’t that make you an even bigger nerd?”

Katsuki seemed to be breathing fire as he withdrew his lips from the bottle of cola. “You wanna call me a nerd again, Tape Arms?”

“He’s right, you know,” Kyoka teased from the safety of the front row next to Momo. “You knew quite a lot in that lecture Midnight gave us yesterday. You must have studied hard… nerd.”

“You’re dead meat, Tone Deaf!”

“Whoa, easy there, Bakugo,” Eijiro said easily as he placed a hand on his friend’s shoulder. “No need to get riled up about it. Just take them as a compliment,”

“I’m not riled up! And I don’t need their damn compliments!”

Tenya sat back down in the middle couch in the front row with his current seatmates Mei and Neito as Katsuki barked. He wasn’t entirely sure why Neito had decided to sit front and centre today when he’d stuck to the back of the theatre yesterday after being summoned, but it had to have something to do with the 1-B boy’s sense of superiority or wanting to sit closer to the action on screen.

Or perhaps it was because if he sat in the front he wouldn’t be able to see everybody’s glares whenever he commented as they would all turn around and send murderous daggers at him with their glares. Death would come swiftly and unknowingly to the back of his head instead of between his eyes.

Itsuka was sitting with Momo and Kyoka, right next to the armrest adjacent to Izuku. Neito had plopped himself down opposite Ochaco’s armrest, so if he acted up she shouldn’t have too much trouble getting to him… the only problem was that she would need to go through Izuku and Ochaco first. He hadn’t taken well to the time she had spent with Izuku going to a few of his classmates and helping them with their quirks. In actuality they’d only stopped by three of them before the hour was up, Mashiro, Yuga, and Koji; but Neito wasn’t happy with Itsuka “aiding the enemy” all the same.

“I do believe everyone has taken their seats now,” Nezu remarked from his custom seat on the topmost railing. “Whenever you are ready, Miss Kamimoto.”

“Yes, yes,” Amahi replied, planting her butt back down in her chair. “Let’s get this show on the road.” As the doors locked closed, the blue light of the quirk inhibitor flared before she dimmed the lights and set the AV equipment to work on bringing the show back to life. “Final episode of the first season, here we go!”

“All right!” Eijiro said while pumping his fist. “And then we’re on to stuff like the Sports Festival and our internships!”

“Unless it shows a bunch of boring class and slice of life bullsh*t,” Katsuki grumbled, having calmed down. He took a swig of his Hellfire Cola and held back a belch. The refusal to belch still did not deter the scent from his fizzy drink to reach the nostrils of Eijiro and Tetsutetsu, who had completely forgotten that the quirk inhibitor was in place and their respective hardening quirks had ceased functioning.

“I can’t believe you drink that stuff,” Tetsutetsu said, pinching his nose shut.

“It’s so manly how he doesn’t even cry,” Eijiro added.

“Shut up. You’re both just weak.”

Bakugo stood frozen in suspense watching the fight between All Might and Nomu as the pro hero’s words reached him, the picture switching from him to Todoroki to Kirishima and finally to Midoriya. “A real hero will always find a way for justice to be served!” All Might dropped down as Nomu bounced up from his impact from All Might’s earlier throw. “Now for a lesson. You may have heard these words before, but perhaps it’s time someone taught you what it means…” All Might grasped the visual representation of One For All’s crystalized power in his fist, “…to go beyond!”

The students in the theatre were already punching the air in excitement as the highlight of yesterday’s final episode was presented to them again, and almost all of them joined in shouting their school’s motto along with their hero. “PLUS… ULTRAAAAA!!!!”

And I thought they’d be tired from quirk training, Aizawa thought.

Nomu blasted through the glass ceiling, the massive lights exploding as he shot past into the sky, parting clouds until he winked out of sight. The camera returned to All Might, panning up as he stood in a cloud of dust. “I really have gotten weaker,” he admitted aloud to himself in the same stance he held after finishing the punch. “Back in my heyday, five hits woulda been enough to knock that guy out.” He stood up straighter and turned to face the four students who’d been nearby, patting his fist on his chest. “But today, it took more than three hundred mighty blows.”

Toru was practically squirming in her seat. “I’m still surprised that All Might was able to punch him that many times so quickly!”

“Yeah,” Itsuka agreed. “Can’t wait to see when Midoriya gets to that level.”

Steam was coming off of All Might’s neck even as he held his smile. ‘…end this fast.’ He turned to face Shigaraki and Kurogiri. “You’ve been bested, villains. Surrender. We all want to get this over with quickly.” Despite his victory over Nomu, All Might still looked pretty beat up even as he stood imposingly before Shigaraki, who was shaking in disbelieving frustration and rage.

“No…” the villain rasped. “He beat me. He’s not any weaker at all.” The camera panned to the hole in the roof. “And look what he did to my Nomu.” Returning to Shigaraki, his one visible eye beneath the dismembered hand covering his face glared at the Symbol of Peace. “He cheated!”

“He did not cheat, yah whiny loser!” Katsuki jeered at the screen before taking another swig from his Hellfire Cola as the show went into its opening number. Eijiro and Tetsutetsu moved just a little bit farther away from him and the bottle, not that it helped all that much.

“Is that really Shigaraki?” Neito asked. Izuku and some others looked towards him. “I rewatched everything with Tetsutetsu yesterday, and he’s just flailing around using video game terms and saying that All Might cheated. I know what he did to Eraser Head was terrible, but seeing him act like that, why are we so scared of this guy?”

“He’s dangerous, Monoma,” Izuku answered, deadly serious. “Really dangerous.”

From his seat near the back, Katsuki added, “He’s got a few screws loose, and he wants to bring down heroes.” He made a noise of disapproval before continuing. “But now that his boss is out of the picture and his little gang’s on the run I don’t think he’ll be much of a problem for the pros to handle.”

“We can only hope,” Kayama quietly murmured so only Aizawa, Nezu, and Yagi could hear.

The intro ended, showing the cliffs and rocks of the Mountain Zone. “Get your hands up,” an unfamiliar voice ordered. Yaoyorozu and Jiro both tense and hissed while they glared at the person who was speaking.

“It’s Jiro!” Koji exclaimed.

“…no quirks, got it?” The camera switched to who they were looking at, a broad-shouldered villain with lumps on his skin wearing a thick harness and a skull mask. He was holding up the brain-fried Kaminari by the back of the teen’s jacket, a little bit of blood coming from the boy’s nose. “Use your powers, and I’ll kill your friend here.”

Momo felt her frustration at that moment all over again as she witnessed her own helplessness to save her helpless classmate. Even now, after all this time, she still couldn’t think of a way that would have let her save him without further endangering either Denki or herself and Kyoka.

Katsuki groaned. “Did you seriously let that dumb villain take you hostage?”

“Hey, it’s not like I wanted to get caught by a villain!” Denki returned. “We had no idea he was there!”

Catching Yaoyorozu and Jiro with their pants down… Minoru thought, tucking that idea away for later use.

“…stupid. How did we not see this coming?” Jiro asked herself.

“I feel a little brotherhood with other electric types,” the villain told them, “so I don’t want to kill him…” He raised his right hand and electrical sparks flashed off from his palm and fingertips, making Kaminari nervous. “But I will if you make me.”

“While this is far earlier in your education than we would normally like,” Nezu said as the on-screen Momo and Kyoka relaxed their fighting stances and held up their arms in surrender, “this is a good example on dealing with a hostage situation.”

“…probably the one Todoroki said was jamming our communications.”

“Are you seriously going to give us homework on this?” Denki asked.

“Don’t tempt me,” Aizawa replied.

“Villains will often use tactics like this in order to escape from heroes and law enforcement,” Yagi stated, watching as the electric villain advanced while keeping up his threat of harming Denki. “They use our own values and morals against us in order to avoid apprehension and punishment for their crimes. Hostage situations have to be handled with far more delicacy than normal run-ins with villains.”

Jiro was talking to the villain as he moved towards them. “…destined for mainstream success.”

The villain paused. “Huh?”

Izuku leaned forward. “It’s an interesting idea, Jiro, but I don’t know how much thought you put into Kaminari’s safety since he’ll be in the line of fire assuming the villain doesn’t notice and you can get the attack off in the first place.”

“At the time I was thinking that it was more important to knock the villain off balance to give us a chance to get Kaminari back from him,” she answered him, blushing slightly and frowning while folding her arms. “Plus it would just be sound waves from my amp, so it wouldn’t be too bad…”

“Sound waves that were able to shatter rock?” Fumikage asked, deadpan. Kyoka groaned.

“…become a villain in the first place?” Jiro asked, giving the villain a smile as the jack from her right earlobe snaked its way down her back and right leg.

‘I see,’ Yaoyorozu realized, glancing at her partner while still looking very concerned. ‘Jiro can attack without moving if she can manage to get her earphone jack plugged in.’

“Woo!” Mina cheered.

“You get him, Jiro!” Eijiro added, seeing the jack just about to connect with the socket in the amp on her boot.

The villain’s hand neared Kaminari’s face, sparking intensely. His hostage yelped while he barked a laugh at them. Both girls gasped while he threatened Kaminari’s life far more deliberately now. “Nice try. Think you can distract me that easily?” Jiro grimaced as her jack returned to its normal length dangling from her ear. “Big mistake, sweetheart. I’m not some dumb thug who can be outsmarted by a couple’a kids.”

“There’s always one, I guess,” Mei snarked.

“You need to learn to take hostage situations seriously,” he continued as the other villains in the Mountain Zone writhed on the ground and struggled to get to their knees. The electric villain’s right hand was abuzz with lightning zaps near Kaminari’s head as he delivered his final ultimatum. “So here’s the new deal. Either this idiot’s going to die, or you are. How about that?”

“Are you serious?” Tetsutetsu asked. Denki, Kyoka, and Momo stayed silent, all three of them with their fists clenched down on their knees.

“Jiro… Yaoyorozu…” Koji helplessly gasped.

Minoru felt himself shaking as the villain taunted the two girls and turned to look at Denki. He and Tsuyu hadn’t been the only ones to brush with death with the villains that day; his best friend has almost been electrocuted into an early grave. If that had happened, then they wouldn’t have really gotten the chance to get to know each other and become friends in the first place. As the title card dropped, Minoru started to thank his lucky stars that he had Izuku and Tsuyu with him in the Shipwreck Zone and that Denki had somehow survived that electric villain in the Mountain Zone.

Episode 13: In Each of Our Hearts

The scene cut back to the plaza where the dust was starting to clear. The four boys were in the bottom centre of the frame, watching as All Might stared down Shigaraki and Kurogiri as All Might stood partially veiled by the dust. The four students were standing still, watching to see what the villains would do after All Might’s taunt.

“Oh boo!” Mina jeered. “Go back to Yaomomo, Jiro, and Kaminari!”

“Oh, come on,” Shigaraki whined, scratching fervently at his neck. “What’s going on here? He’s just as strong as he’s always been. Dammit.”

“Gotta say,” Denki said while rubbing his arms as Shigaraki continued to complain, “that constant scratching at his neck thing is really grossing me out.”

“Yeah, totally,” Mezo agreed with a nod.

“I’m glad I never had to see it up close, ribbit,” Tsuyu said, while several other classmates nodded.

“Not attacking me?” All Might taunted from his stationary position in the dust cloud. “Didn’t you say you were going to clear this level earlier?” The camera zoomed in on his face, showing that electric-blue iris in the sunken eye beneath his eyebrows. “Well, come and get me, if you dare.”

“What are you doing, All Might?” Minoru asked, holding his head in his hands. “You shouldn’t be encouraging the villains to come at you! You’re barely holding on!”

“He’s trying to intimidate them into backing off!” Koji answered.

“A viable move,” Tenya said, placing his hand on his chin as he analyzed it. “Since he was no longer able to fight after so soundly beating the Nomu, his taunt could be enough to intimidate Shigaraki to retreat.”

“…regroup with the other guys,” Kirishima was saying as the image focused on Midoriya. “The last thing we wanna do is get taken hostage or get in his way.” Midoriya’s expression, though, was anything like the confident words Kirishima was speaking behind him.

‘This isn’t right,’ he knew. ‘He can’t beat them. He’s bluffing.’ From Midoriya’s viewpoint, there was a lot of steam coming off of All Might’s body. The pro was about to revert to his weakened true form. ‘It’s almost hidden by the dust, but I can see it. The steam coming off his body is the same as when he’s about to transform.’ The picture around Midoriya darkened as the boy’s anxieties exponentially skyrocketed.

All Might’s muscles protested and spasmed as he struggled to remain standing rigid and imposing before Shigaraki and Kurogiri. ‘Crap. I can’t fight them. That Nomu guy took too much out of me. I’m pretty sure that if I make one more move, I’ll be forced to go back to my weak form. I can’t keep this up much longer.’

Despite the future knowledge that, of course, everything turned out all right, the students in the theatre were hanging on to every moment, every shudder, and every whisper of thought that the show revealed. “All Might…” Ochaco whimpered, holding tightly to Izuku.

To think that All Might was that close to being defeated, Shoto thought, staring up at the screen. I misjudged the situation. We shouldn’t have tried to leave things to him at this point. At the very least I could have used my ice and fire to…

Shoto froze in his thinking. His fire? He couldn’t have used that at the USJ to fend off Shigaraki, no matter how much more useful it would have been over using his ice. Ice Shigaraki could decay, but it wouldn’t be possible to decay fire. He looked down at Izuku, who was holding onto Ochaco and staring at the screen with rapt attention. Midoriya, just how blind was I? If I’d used my fire, I could have done so much more to help here; to help All Might.

‘They’re so close to surrendering or at least running away,’ All Might reasoned as he forced his body and the embers of One For All to keep up the charade.

Shigaraki drew Midoriya’s eyes away from his almost defeated mentor as the deranged villain growled and started scratching his neck even more vigorously with both of his hands. “If only Nomu was here, he’d rush you right now. Pound you into the ground without giving it a second thought.”

“Tomura Shigaraki!” Kurogiri called out to him. “Please, do not fret. Look at him.”

About half the theatre gasped as they got a close-up of All Might’s blood-stained torso from where Nomu’s steel-like fingers had dug into the scarred tissue from the old wound he’d received, as well as the shivering, quaking muscles while All Might continued to stand tall.

“He has definitely weakened. Nomu’s attacks were successful.”

“Did he have to notice?” Kyoka groaned. “Seriously? Couldn’t the villains have just run away?”

“It appears that Kurogiri was serving as Shigaraki’s handler,” Nezu commented as Kurogiri continued to work at getting Shigaraki to calm his emotions and take a broader view of the situation. While Katsuki shouted that he most certainly was not frozen in fear, Nezu continued. “Seeing how they have interacted thus far, Tomura Shigaraki is the one in charge, while Kurogiri appears to be acting as a faithful and loyal servant to him. The man who paired them together was wise, indeed.”

“…haven’t missed our chance to kill All Might!”

The tense music cut as Shigaraki’s hands ceased in their obsessive scratching at the man’s pasty neck. “Yeah. Yeah, you’re right.”

Itsuka gulped. “That doesn’t sound good.”

“Did that warp guy talk Shigaraki out of All Might’s bluff?” Tetsutetsu asked, nervously glancing at Eijiro and Katsuki, the latter of whom just scowled.

“I mean, the big end-boss is right here,” Shigaraki uttered while glaring at All Might under the hand covering his face.

The grunt villains All Might had knocked out started to rouse, getting up to their feet to stand between the four students and the exit. Kirishima and Bakugo exchanged glances as they noticed the returning challengers. “I think All Might can hold his own against those two main guys,” Kirishima said. He Hardened his arms and took a fighting stance as he prepared to wade into battle. “Let’s make sure these dudes don’t hurt anybody else.”

Eijiro grit his teeth and looked down at his knees. The young man gripped them as tightly as he could, feeling shame at his own inadequacy to read the situation welling up. Dammit! I’m so stupid! Kurogiri was able to tell that All Might was on his last legs, and Midoriya knew All Might’s secret and knew that he couldn’t fight anymore. Idiot! How did you not notice?

“Don’t beat yourself up,” Katsuki muttered. “Icy-Hot and I didn’t pick up on it either. Midoriya was the only one in our class who could have figured it out at the time.” Eijiro still seemed down even after the rare encouragement from Katsuki, which just annoyed the Explosion-quirked teen, so he shoved the bottle of Hellfire Cola under Eijiro’s nose. Eijiro caught a whiff of it and immediately recoiled, clamping his nose shut and doing his best not to cough. Katsuki could take the rather tame verbal abuse Eijiro gave him for that, since it got his friend’s mind off of things.

‘He has to have gone past his limit already,’ Midoriya knew, eyes riveted to the scene in front of him while the other three boys prepared to beat up the goonsquad, ‘there’s no real question about that. If these villains toy with him… he’s done.’ Midoriya clenched his good hand into a fist as he trembled with a storm of emotions inside of him.

A number of the students and Kayama gasped as they saw Shigaraki now start to dash for All Might, any words that they might have said about Izuku’s past fist clench dying before they could reach their lips.

‘So this is it,’ All Might thought, dipping his head down slightly as he prepared to meet his fate.

“Consider this revenge for what you did to Nomu!” Shigaraki screamed.

‘Holy sh*t… this is bad.’

But then the teachers arrived and saved him, correct? Neito thought, trying not to show just how much he was internally freaking out because, yes, this was certainly bad.

Kurogiri lunged forward, using his mist to open up a warp gate. ‘Where is everyone?’ All Might, panic setting in, mentally called out as he shifted his footing. Kurogiri was getting dangerously close. All he needed was an instant and he’d be able to envelop All Might in that gate and squeeze it shut, cutting the Number One hero in two. ‘I need… backup!’

Midoriya’s teeth were clenched, trying to force a smile, as he appeared on scene, trying to intercept the villains.

“Midoriya!”

“Of course,” Neito sighed. “He is the only one who knew, after all.”

Aizawa dipped his chin into his capture scarf and groaned.

“He’s fast!” Shigaraki gasped.

Midoriya’s legs were broken from the splurge of power he’d kicked into them. All Might turned to look at the boy trying to be a hero; to save him. ‘I’m the only one who knows how much trouble he’s in!’ Midoriya repeated in his mind.

“Whoa, Midoriya!” Kirishima shouted, stunned and shocked just as much as Bakugo and Todoroki were that Midoriya would throw himself at the villains.

The pain hit Midoriya at once. Broken legs were not something he could just ignore, especially not since, ‘I controlled it earlier, but my legs still broke this time.’

“That’s going to be a theme for a while,” Mashiro commented with a wry smile.

“Breaking your legs is not okay, Midoriya!” Yuga admonished him.

‘…can hit the part of his body that’s hidden! I can end this now!’ Midoriya started to yell as he prepared to unleash an arm-shattering SMASH at Kurogiri’s metal brace. “Don’t you touch All Might, you stupid villain!”

Shigaraki moved his right hand through Kurogiri, the man’s henchman opening up small warp gates so that the villain’s outstretched hand was right in front of Midoriya’s face.

“Midoriya!” “Midoriya no!” “How aren’t you dead!?”

Ochaco froze, oblivious to the cries all around her as everything went into slow motion on screen, Izuku realizing what was about to happen as soon as he reached that hand. Shigaraki’s horrid cackling rose above the gasps, whimpers, and shouts that the students hurled at the villain in the recording of the past. She had forgotten this. Everything had happened so quickly that even though she had been watching what was going on, Ochaco had been too far away and it happened so fast that she had been unaware that Izuku had been just seconds away from having his face touched by Shigaraki’s quirk.

The girl buried herself in her boyfriend’s chest, angry with him for having been so reckless in the past, but also so very glad that he was here right now for them all to admonish. Not that she really could. He was right; Izuku was absolutely right. If he hadn’t acted, All Might likely wouldn’t be here right now.

A gun fired. Shigaraki’s hand jerked away from Midoriya’s face right at the very last moment, blood spurting from the bullet hole made just underneath the knuckle of his index finger. Midoriya fell to the ground, unharmed but for his broken legs. He had been too distracted to try to punch Kurogiri. Bakugo, Kirishima, and Todoroki turned around at the sound of the gunshot, and All Might sighed in relief and craned his neck over to look back at the entrance. “They’re here!”

Snipe stood there as the drums for what had been basically Midoriya’s theme music this season kicked in, shifting his gaze and aiming somewhere else. He fired two quick shots, bright flashes coming from the muzzle of his handgun. The bullets zoomed through the rocks of the Mountain Zone, making both Yaoyorozu and Jiro gasp and flinch as they pierced the electric villain’s shoulders. He let go of Kaminari.

The students in the theatre cheered at Snipe’s arrival and impeccable timing to rescue five people in what was effectively an instant. Excited shouts and cheers drowned out what the on-screen Jiro and Yaoyorozu were saying.

“And the cavalry arrives!” Denki shouted.

“Thank goodness,” Fumikage sighed, lowering his head.

“You had me worried there, Midoriya,” Tetsutetsu said. “Didn’t know how you were gonna get out of that one.”

After Principal Nezu apologized for being a little late from where he was riding atop what appeared to be Vlad King’s shoulder, Uraraka tearfully greeted them with a heartfelt cry of “It’s Iida!” that just released all of the tension from the students.

Iida’s triumphant face shot up on the screen. “Your class rep has returned,” he declared. “I’ve fulfilled my duty.” The camera swiftly panned out, showcasing a group shot of Iida with the UA teachers, two of whom none of the students still had no idea who they were after a full term at UA. “And I’ve brought reinforcements!”

Momo placed a hand to her chest in relief. “Thank goodness the teachers arrived when they did,” she said. “To think that Midoriya was that close to--ow!”

Kyoka had pinched her. “Don’t forget about ourselves, Yaomomo,” she reminded her classmate. “We weren’t in a great spot either.”

Minoru looked up at Mezo. “I’m just glad that Present Mic was facing away from us when he shouted at those villains.”

“Yeah, seems painful.”

Kyoka winced and tugged at one of her jacks absently. Watching Present Mic scream down at the villains that had tried to renew their attack now that the pros had arrived reminded her just how much it hurt being on the receiving end of her English teacher’s quirk.

Mei smiled and leaned back in the couch, watching as Ectoplasm’s clones started a beat-down of the goons attempting to rush the staircase. “Well, that about wraps things up, right? Great job showing up again in the nick of time with the teachers, Iida. You were a real hero there.”

Tenya frowned at her compliment and looked down. “Perhaps, but if only I could have been faster, then maybe Midoriya wouldn’t have broken his legs trying to save All Might.”

Mei was silent for a moment and turned back towards the screen, thinking about her citric acid injector. She should have it done shortly after their afternoon episodes and have it ready for a test-run. If it functioned properly, then great, but no invention ever worked perfectly the first time around. Tweaks would most certainly be necessary.

As explosions tore up the front of the USJ from the pro hero teachers making full use of their quirks to eradicate the villains who dared invade their school and threaten the lives of their students, Shigaraki backed away towards Kurogiri. “Aw man, the pros are here. It’s game over. For real. Let’s go home and try this when we can—!”

“Yeah!” Minoru cheered as a bullet pierced Shigaraki’s arm. “Shoot him again, Snipe!”

Yagi looked at Aizawa. “Want to reprimand him for that?”

Aizawa shook his head. “I’m actually taking far too much pleasure in watching Snipe turn him into Emmentaler to chastise him.”

Kurogiri swooped in between Snipe and Shigaraki, protecting his charge from more of the hero’s bullets with his warp gate. Snipe continued to lay down suppressive fire even if none of it was getting through, because it was at least keeping the villains on defence. “We need someone who can capture ‘em from a distance,” he said.

“You’re up, Thirteen!” Ochaco cheered as her hero spoke up.

Blood pooled out of Shigaraki’s wounds as he lay groaning on the ground. Kurogiri started to wrap his misty body around him to get them out of there. “Let’s go!” Before they could make their escape, he grunted as a force suddenly began pulling him back. The mist villain’s body began to warp from the force of the suction dragging him, and he recognized it; even though it was much stronger than last time. “This is…”

The screen showed a white gloved hand reminiscent of a an astronaut’s suit, with all five of the fingertip caps open, pulling all matter towards them. Thirteen was still standing, aided by Sato and Sero, the hero reaching her hand out to try to capture Kurogiri this time with everything she had. “Black Hole!”

“It’s too bad that Thirteen wasn’t able to get him,” Aizawa sighed. “That would have saved us a lot of trouble.”

“Dwelling too much on the might-haves won’t help us,” Nezu reminded him. “All we can do is learn from the past. While we all wish that things had gone differently, all we can do is move forward with what we have.”

“I may have failed to kill you this time,” Shigaraki warned as Kurogiri fought off the immense pressure of Black Hole, thankfully for the villain aided by the distance between himself and Thirteen, “but your days are numbered.” All Might coughed, a bit of blood coming from his mouth as he struggled to move his arm up to wipe it up with his fist. “All Might. Symbol of Peace. I am going to kill you.” Shigaraki’s face sank back into the blackness of the Warp Gate as he and Kurogiri successfully retreated from the battle and Midoriya’s theme music ended.

“That sounded ominous,” Toru said anxiously.

“No biggie,” Mina assured her. “That’s just standard cartoon villain talk.”

“I know, right?” Denki added. “I swear, I can totally see Shigaraki saying, ‘I’ll get you next time, Gadget! Next time!’ like he’s some Dr. Claw ripoff.”

Fumikage peered up and sideways at Denki. “You watch ancient American cartoons?”

Most of the class peered at Denki. “What? They’re funny.”

Tsuyu turned her eyes away from Denki and towards Fumikage since he was her seatmate this morning. “How do you know about those, Tokoyami?”

The young man felt sweat pour through his feathers and he tried not to look at her. “A… dalliance of my youth, courtesy of my grandfather.”

Power Loader stood next to Ojiro in the Fire Zone after all the villains had been defeated. Narrator Midoriya’s voiceover took over now that the danger had passed. “That day, we learned what pros could do,” the scene shifted to Present Mic kneeling by a defeated villain in the Squall Zone with Tokoyami and Koda, “and what they fight against…” it shifted again to the Mountain Zone, with a vast number of Ectoplasm’s clones overseeing the capture of the villains there and the safety of Yaoyorozu, Jiro, and Kaminari, “…to keep us all safe.” His voiceover continued over the faces of Todoroki, Bakugo, and Kirishima, who all seemed too stunned for words. “It was a revelation we weren’t prepared for. But somehow, we survived.”

Midoriya himself groaned as he lay face-down on the pavement, struggling with the pain of his shattered legs. However, what left his mouth had nothing to do with the physical pain of the accumulated broken bones in his left hand or legs and feet. Hanging his head while clenching his good fist, Midoriya frustratedly admonished himself in front of All Might. “I couldn’t do it. I wasn’t able to help you.”

Aizawa sighed, once more thinking, This kid…

“That’s absolutely not true.”

Ochaco was relieved to hear All Might say that, because she had just been about to confront Izuku about how he had been beating himself up. The way All Might looked on screen at the moment, though, caught half-between Buff Might and Small Might, kinda freaked her out, though.

“You bought me a few vital seconds,” All Might reassured his successor. “If not for that, I’d be dead now.” The sun shone through the hole All Might had created in the glass dome when he’d sent Nomu flying, creating a breathtaking visual of the still undefeated Number One Hero gazing admiringly at the boy on the ground.

“Young Midoriya, you’ve saved me once again.”

Aizawa took a deep breath through his nose and stared down at the young man currently being hugged tightly by his new girlfriend while several of his classmates congratulated him on having earned All Might’s praise. 1-A’s homeroom teacher ran a hand through his hair and sighed again. Midoriya’s onscreen tears of joy and relief as he was overwhelmed by All Might’s praise tugged at his heart.

Was there any way to be rational about this? Was there any way to reprimand Midoriya for his actions at the USJ here? He didn’t have a teaching precedent to go by in this case. What should he say? What could he say? If Midoriya had been a second later in acting, then All Might would either be dead as he claimed or at least even more disfigured. If Snipe had been a moment later, then the same could be said for Midoriya. If Nezu had been quicker in getting the other faculty there then Midoriya wouldn’t have needed to act in order to give All Might those few vital seconds. If Iida had been any slower, then All Might may not have arrived in time to prevent Midoriya, Asui, and Mineta from getting killed.

Everything that happened was just one huge incident of a lucky break in everyone arriving just in the nick of time, compounded down to the simple matter of how none of that would have happened had All Might been present in the facility with all of his time remaining from the beginning. However, while he could grill All Might for not being there like he was supposed to be, that wasn’t about to change anything. The Symbol of Peace no longer had his strength; he was just an ordinary man with some health conditions trying his best to become a teacher now. Chewing him out now when Nezu’d already lectured him wouldn’t accomplish anything when it came to Midoriya.

“I can see the wheels in your head spinning, Aizawa,” Yagi said. “You’re conflicted about Midoriya, aren’t you?”

“You encouraged this behaviour in him from the beginning,” Aizawa groused. “The problem is that apart from his own broken bones, if he hadn’t acted the situations would have likely ended tragically. How do you reprimand someone who gets results while only harming himself?”

“Well my, my, my.” Snipe said as he surveyed the field from his vantage point at the top of the stairs now that the battle was over.

Midnight turned to look at him, holding her flogger limply in her right hand. “I can’t believe we let them escape after everything they did here.”

Kayama gasped. “My first line where you could see my face!” She cooed and hugged herself. “Oh, if only it was a better one.”

Vlad King placed Principal Nezu down. “They did catch us completely by surprise,” he admitted, a small smile on his face, as if he was more impressed that the villains had managed to pull off such a feat than angry that his students had been attacked. The calmness of his tone was somewhat relaxing. “For now, we need to make sure all the students are okay.” Midnight and Snipe nodded.

The camera panned away from the entrance to return to the plaza. “If all the pro teachers are gathered here it must mean the rest of the school’s safe,” Todoroki reasoned, rubbing his neck as the tension eased. “The villains attacked this facility, but not the rest of the campus.”

“Midoriya, hey!” Kirishima shouted, running towards him.

“Aw, Kiri’s a good boy,” Mina giggled.

“Hey, I was worried about him,” Eijiro replied with a faint blush. “Midoriya launched himself at the villains, you know.”

‘Ah, Kirishima,’ All Might thought warmly while the camera remained on Kirishima as the future Red Riot ran for the downed Midoriya. ‘I’m glad to see that he’s looking out for his friend.’

All Might’s thoughts took an immediate turn as he realized something. His deflated, skeletal appearance was on-screen now, barely hidden by the dust cloud that was still there, and All Might internally began to panic. ‘Oh, crap, wait. If he comes over here, he’s gonna learn my secret. Not good!’

Eijiro was not the only one who started to laugh. “Heh, sorry ‘bout that, All Might,” he apologized.

Yagi laughed as well. “No apologies needed, Young Kirishima. You were just looking out for Young Midoriya.”

“Don’t be sorry, Kirishima!” Toru said. “It’s All Might’s fault he didn’t tell us.”

“It isn’t like he was in a position to,” Momo reminded them while a wall of cement flew up to block Kirishima from reaching them. “It’s not like it’s information he could have openly trusted an entire class of first-year students with.”

Cementoss stood from his kneeling position after blocking Kirishima’s path forward. “For your safety, please stay back, young man,” he instructed the student. Join your classmates at the front gate. Leave the injured to us, we can take care of them.”

Kirishima’s confusion at why he was blocked off from seeing Midoriya vanished at that simple explanation. “Oh, gotcha.” He grinned and pumped his fists. “I’m on it!” Kirishima ran back towards Bakugo and Todoroki. “Hey! He said for all of us to head back to the entrance!”

All Might and Midoriya sighed in relief that his secret hadn’t been unintentionally compromised again.

“Wow,” Yuga surmised. “You two weren’t very adept at keeping things a secret, were you?”

“I am honestly surprised that we didn’t learn about All Might’s true form until he lost his powers on live TV,” Itsuka said. “Given everything we’ve seen, I’m wondering why we never noticed it before.”

“…I’m actually a big fan of yours,” Cementoss told All Might with his hands together after the man collapsed onto his butt and thanked him for his intervention. The camera zoomed in on Cementoss, freezing in place as the screen became stylized for Present Mic’s voiceover. “Cementoss! His quirk: Cement. He can manipulate any cement he touches, which makes him one heck of a fighter in the concrete jungle.”

“We should sneak you out of here and get you both to the nurse’s office,” Cementoss said while All Might sat in his dusty crater and Midoriya just stared. “Seriously, All Might. That could’ve been really bad.”

All Might sighed and looked away. “I had to act recklessly, or else I’d be dead now.” He wiped his bloodied cheek with the back of his hand. “Just goes to show how strong those villains were.”

“Aha!” Mei shouted, startling the students. She turned and pointed across Neito to Izuku. “That’s what you meant when you said that the faculty must have known that you knew about All Might’s zombie form! Cementoss didn’t react at all to you being right there or tell you to keep your mouth shut.”

Izuku nodded his head. “That’s right. He did—”

“Midoriya! The bar!” Momo urgently called out, drawing his attention back to the screen.

Kurogiri’s Warp Gate opened, depositing a whining and bleeding Shigaraki onto the wooden floor. “Ow… shot in both arms and legs. All those underlings wiped out. Even Nomu was beaten. We failed. Those kids were so strong.”

“Heh, serves you right for messing with UA!” Rikido jeered.

“And the Symbol of Peace wasn’t weakened at all. You were wrong, Master. So wrong!”

Master? Ochaco thought, furrowing her brow. She gasped and looked at Izuku; she could feel his body growing cold as ice.

“No, I wasn’t.”

Izuku wasn’t the only one who felt his body freezing. The seatmates of those who had joined Izuku in heading to Kamino looked to their companions in mounting worry. Even Neito was unnerved when he noticed that Iida was quaking in fear at the very sound of the voice. Yagi’s blood ran both hot and cold, hearing the voice of the villain he’d last seen behind a wall of glass, with that imperious smile on his face. All of the students who had been present for Kamino and heard his voice could only think one thing:

Him…!

To the five students who had gone to Kamino to attempt to rescue Katsuki from the League, it was the voice of Death.

The camera changed views to show what Shigaraki was looking at, a television with a black background and purple letters that displayed ‘SOUND ONLY’ to show that Shigaraki couldn’t see who he was talking to, but perhaps they could see him. “We just weren’t as prepared as we should’ve been,” the voice from behind the television stated.

“I agree,” a different voice from the TV added. “We underestimated them. Thankfully, we failed under that cheap ‘League of Villains’ name and not our own.”

“So it was a front?” Kayama asked, confused and uncertain.

“And what about the creature the Master and I created?” the second voice continued. “Where is Nomu?” Given that he was asking, it became apparent that while Shigaraki could not see the two, they could see inside of the bar.

“Yes,” ‘Master’ joined in querying. “Why is he not with you?”

Kurogiri was back in a suit as he answered. “He was blown away.”

“What?” the second voice blurted out in surprise.

Hanta grinned. “Bet that surprised you, huh?”

“It does please me that Nomu’s defeat at All Might’s hands placed them on the back foot,” Fumikage stated. “If it was their best pawn, then this was a strategic victory for our side.”

Nezu rubbed his chin, heaving Kurogiri explain that he didn’t have precise coordinates. “That information is quite useful. Hearing how Kurogiri’s quirk works alone is worth the trouble of us being brought here. Miss Kamimoto, you have my sincerest thanks.”

Katsuki narrowed his eyes as he listened to the second voice rave about the loss of Nomu. That voice was familiar… but where? Where was he thinking he’d heard it before?

“Well, I suppose it can’t be helped,” the Master said while the camera showed a poster of All Might with three deep claw marks cutting through it and the brick wall it had been affixed to. “Unfortunately.”

“Power…” Shigaraki rasped through his pain. “That reminds me. There was a kid there who tried to protect All Might.”

Everyone in the theatre froze solid, any whispers of conversation halting. The air itself seemed to still, only vibrating enough to carry the sound from the speakers.

“He was just as fast as him.”

“Oh?” ‘Master’ asked, sounding intrigued.

Eyes turned towards Izuku as his veins and arteries became filled with ice. He’d already known about Shigaraki wanting to kill him… but… to hear that he had taken an interest in him even as far back as the aftermath of the USJ…

I need to get better with One For All, FAST!

“If he hadn’t gotten in our way, we might have killed the Symbol of Peace. That brat…” Shigaraki’s thoughts turned back to the moment when Midoriya intervened. “…that brat!”

“Naturally, you’re upset,” the ‘Master’ spoke calmly. “But this was not a futile mission. We’ve learned many things.”

Too many things, Nezu worriedly remarked in his own head, the principal’s paws feverishly jotting things down in a notebook. All For One knows about Izuku Midoriya.

“Gather the villainous elite,” ‘Master’ instructed as the camera panned over Kurogiri and the prone, still-bleeding Shigaraki. “Take all the time you need. I must remain hidden in the shadows, which is why I need you to be my face. A symbol of your own.”

The camera zoomed in on Shigaraki’s face, the man’s red eye gazing up at the television from beneath the hand masking him. “Tomura Shigaraki. Next time, you will show the world that it should be afraid of you.”

Neito was about to put up his swagger, since he had yet to see Shigaraki do anything to cause him to be afraid (or so he told himself), but Mei’s elbow slammed into his face before he could. “Midoriya!” the support student shouted. “I am making you a f*cking Gundam! I don’t care what it takes! I am making you a giant f*cking mech and you are going to pilot it, and be safe in it, and use it to turn that Shigaraki guy into a pancake! Do you understand me!?”

“Hatsume, language!”

“Whoa! Hatsume!” Izuku yelped, holding up his hands. “That’s really not nec—”

“Midoriya, Shigaraki just raged that you foiled his evil plan to kill All Might!” Mezo pointed out. “He has his eyes set on you.”

“You’re a target…” Minoru added quietly.

“Midoriya, let us worry about you, ribbit,” Tsuyu spoke up. “I get that you’re having a hard time accepting that people like you enough to care about your well-being, but this isn’t something that you can just handwave off. Shigaraki clearly has it in for you, and we know how dangerous he is.”

“This is bigger than just you, Midoriya,” Itsuka added, glancing at Momo as the Yaoyorozu heiress seemed worried sick while gazing at Izuku. “If we all work together, I’m sure we can beat him. Don’t try to handle this on your own.”

Oh, you sweet summer children, Kamimoto thought as she listened to them. You have no idea what’s in store for you in half a year.

A gloved invisible hand touched a white gi-covered shoulder as all the students were in a line after being counted out by a police detective in a trench coat and hat, accompanied by a girl’s voice saying, “Ojiro.” He glanced beside him, and the visual shifted to a white and green background with bright yellow star stickers as it became clear that it was Ojiro and Hagakure. “I heard you were a really good fighter,” Hagakure praised him. “I had no idea you were so strong!”

Ojiro seemed to deflate just a little as he answered, “I didn’t know I was the only one on my own. I survived using hit-and-run tactics.”

“Don’t feel ashamed that you did what you had to in order to survive that experience,” Aizawa instructed Mashiro, who was also grimacing as he watched his past self being more humble and less confident. “You were by yourself and outnumbered by adults who were there to kill you. Trying to stand your ground against a mob and take them all on at once would have been beyond foolhardy.”

Kayama loudly coughed and glared at him. “Is this a case of ‘do what I say, not what I do’ you’re trying to preach, Aizawa?”

“You don’t say!” Ojiro said after Hagakure stated she was in the Landslide Zone with Todoroki and gushed about how strong he was. “Well, I’m just glad you didn’t get hurt.”

Mina got an evil look in her eye and turned to stare right in Toru’s invisible face.

‘I didn’t even know she was there,’ Todoroki thought after overhearing her. ‘I could have frozen her.’

“Haha! The Stealth Hero: Invisible Girl is already proving her worth!” Toru crowed, doing her best to ignore Mina’s grin.

“But shouldn’t you be concerned because Todoroki could have frozen you?” Minoru asked. “If he didn’t know you were there and he was using his ice like that, you could have become a popsicle like those villains.”

“But he didn’t!” Toru replied. “So everything’s good.”

Izuku frowned a little and sat back in his seat, Ochaco cuddling up to him. While that did feel really nice, having her press up against him and wrap her arms around his chest, instigating a calming effect after having heard All For One’s voice again, it did little to dispel something that nagged at him. True everything did work out in the end, but…

Work out in the end… huh?

“Hey, guys?” Izuku prompted, glancing around. “Did… did anyone get scolded for fighting the villains?”

“You mean like how we’re going to scold you for being so reckless and hurting yourself?” Denki asked.

Izuku scowled. “Okay, maybe I deserve a little scolding for breaking my legs, but if I didn’t then Shigaraki could have killed All Might! I meant… did any of you get in trouble for fighting?”

“No way, dude,” Kirishima replied. “It was self-defence. Nobody said anything.”

“This is a different situation than when you ran in to fight the Sludge Villain, moron,” Katsuki barked and took another drink from his cola. “You can’t equate running directly at a villain when you’re a weakling who’ll just need someone to save him with exploding a villain who’s trying to kill you in the face.”

Izuku bowed his head, feeling his own expression fall. “Oh, okay. Just curious.” So… it’s like that, is it? Did Principal Nezu convince the police not to say anything? They did interview us all in the days after the attack. Mr. Tsukauchi interviewed me himself because he knew about One For All, and he has that Lie-Detector quirk. They’d know that we used our quirks to fight back and we probably injured a number of villains. What were the news stories about this again? Did they not publicize our efforts? Was that covered up?

“Izuku,” Ochaco whispered, rustling him, “you’re mutterin’ again. What’s up?”

Izuku blinked as Ochaco snapped him out of it. “Oh! Oh, nothing, it’s fine! I’m just surprised that I’m going to be the only one yelled at, again…”

“…All Might is also without any serious injuries,” the detective continued as the class listened to him with relief, even though they were still concerned about what the doctor had said about Aizawa over the phone. “He’s in the nurse’s office right now. Recovery Girl’s power should be all the treatment he needs.”

Uraraka wasn’t so relieved, coming forward and forcefully asking, “What about Deku!?”

“How’s Midoriya!?” Iida also asked, his two best friends on pins and needles.

The dark thoughts in his head were banished as he saw how distraught both of them seemed to be. “Sorry for making you both worry.”

“…care of him, too, he’s fine,” the detective answered. Uraraka, Iida, Tokoyami, and Kirishima all looked relieved at the news.

“Oh, thank goodness,” Uraraka said.

The camera cut to an aerial shot of the class in a semi-circle around the detective while other police stood watch nearby. “Now, let’s get you back to class.”

“Okay.”

The detective smiled before turning towards an officer with a cat head. “Sansa. I still have some business in the nurse’s office. I’ll leave this to you, ‘kay?”

Sansa, the police officer with the cat head, saluted him. “Yes, sir!”

Ashido and Uraraka paused on their way back to the buses. ‘It’s a cat?’

‘Aw, look at his bell!’

Ochaco blushed. “Oh, I forgot about that…”

“At least they didn’t say anything out loud,” Aizawa sighed.

Yagi chuckled. “Even if they had, I believe Sansa is used to kids commenting on his quirk.”

“C’mon, man!” Kirishima called to Bakugo, who had been staring up at the USJ and thinking about what he’d just seen Midoriya do. “We’re going back to class now!”

“Yeah, yeah. I heard him, ya idiot,” Bakugo retorted, following after his friend.

“Oh, so that’s when you started to figure it out, huh?” Tetsutetsu asked. “About Midoriya and All Might?”

“The pieces started to come together when I saw him moving as fast as All Might, yeah,” Katsuki answered. “But if Midoriya hadn’t been an idiot and told me he got his power from someone else, I still wouldn’t have had a clue.”

“It’s a good thing Midoriya didn’t tell anyone else, then,” Eijiro said, smiling down at the green-haired inheritor.

“…perhaps an entire system overhaul,” Principal Nezu was saying to Midnight and Snipe, still inside the USJ.

“Agreed,” Snipe said with a slight nod.

“Warp quirks are very rare,” Midnight added, her hand on her hip, “and can completely change the course of a battle.” She looked forward absently, her mind clouded. “It’s frightening to know that a villain has such a power.”

Principal Nezu seemed troubled by her words as he looked at the plaza in front of them again.

“I wonder if the school’s beefed up its security since then to deal with somebody like Kurogiri?” Denki asked.

‘I don’t know if you can,” Mashiro replied. “Kurogiri said that he needed precise coordinates to locate Nomu and there wasn’t enough time for them to go looking for him. Basically, as long as he has the location of where he wants to go, he can go there, right Midoriya?”

Izuku nodded. “Yeah, Ojiro has the right outlook on that. As long as he knows the precise location he can open up a warp gate anywhere, so since he’s already able to open up one at the USJ, we should probably assume that he could open a gate anywhere on the UA campus. If he can do that then he can target anywhere, at any time. It would be impossible to try to defend everywhere simultaneously; it’s not an efficient use of resources. Trying to be everywhere at once would just spread us too thin or be cost-prohibitive even if money isn’t an issue. Unless we could move the entire campus to somewhere else so Kurogiri wouldn’t know where we were, there would need to be sensors in place everywhere to sound the alarm if someone without a student ID appeared and in case they pulled a similar trick with an electric-quirk user who could jam the signal, we’d need a failsafe to go off if we ever lost communication with a sensor.”

The boy was scribbling away in his notebook as he analyzed the situation, Nezu smiling down at where he was. The young man sure was resilient, and had almost accidentally stumbled upon one of the solutions Nezu himself had come up with.

“That’s a wonderful idea,” Nezu declared, having all of the students stop looking at the screen or Izuku’s muttering to pay attention to him. “We let you off without a homework assignment yesterday, but today I feel like assigning all of you a project during your lunch break.”

Mina and Denki went white. “NOT ANOTHER ONE!”

“You may all work together as a united first-years team or split into smaller groups as you wish,” Nezu stated. “Come up with a proposal on how to improve UA’s defence systems against a future villain attack. You may either assume that they have successfully infiltrated the campus, or you may propose a change to deter future attacks from succeeding in breeching our borders. I look forward to all of you presenting your ideas.”

Nezu sat back down in his seat, loving the groans of the kids and the exasperated screams as people started blaming Mashiro and Izuku or pulling their hair out. He just loved moulding young minds to flex their creative muscles!

Recovery Girl sighed as both All Might and Midoriya were laid up in beds in her office. Midoriya was still in his P.E. clothes, while All Might was wrapped up in bandages. “Well, I guess I won’t scold you for him being back here since it wasn’t your fault.”

“It kinda was, though,” Tsuyu muttered.

“I can’t be sure yet,” All Might rasped with strain in his voice, “but I think I shortened my time limit again with that fight.” Midoriya gasped in surprise as his eyes went sideways towards his mentor’s voice. “I hope I can at least still hold the form for an hour.”

Itsuka groaned and put her head in her hand. “Seriously? Only an hour a day? How did we not figure this out? How did nobody see All Might when he was like that.”

“Actually…” Itsuka turned towards Ochaco as she spoke up. “I think we did; but we just didn’t figure out it was All Might. We saw him with Izuku during the Sports Festival after his fight with Todoroki, but I just didn’t know who he was and was too worried about Izuku to ask.”

The door opened, Recovery Girl turning to look at who entered. She smiled as a man said, “Excuse me.” It was the same detective who had been talking to the students while the police took away the apprehended villains. He took his hat off and placed it over his chest. “Hi, All Might,” he greeted pleasantly. “Been a while.”

Some blood spurted from All Might’s mouth as he shot forward in surprise. “What the hell? I didn’t know that you were investigating.” The man closed the door behind him.

Midoriya shot up from his bed, worried and surprised about the new entry. “Whoa, All Might! It’s okay he’s seeing you like this?”

“Oh, yeah, it’s fine,” All Might assured him, coming down from his surprised reaction. “This guy’s all right. Naomasa Tsukauchi, my best friend on the police force. He’s legit. I trust him.”

So that’s another person who knew about All Might’s weakened form, Shoto thought. Just how many people were in the loop before the Kamino raid happened?

“Sorry to cut to the chase,” Tsukauchi apologized, “but we could really use any information you might have.”

“Hold on,” All Might quickly stopped him with raised hands. “Before all that. Tell me all the students are okay. And Aizawa— er, Eraser Head, and Thirteen.”

Fumikage smiled. “Always the hero. I’m glad that that never changes.”

Tsukauchi was smiling. “…student injuries were scrapes. And both of the teachers are in stable condition right now. Relax.” Midoriya and All Might both sighed in relief at the news.

“That’s good to hear,” All Might said.

“If you heroes hadn’t risked your lives,” Tsukauchi continued as the show looked at Thirteen’s broken costume and Eraser Head’s bandaged head on his hospital bed, “the students would never have made it. You three saved that entire class of kids today.”

While some of the students felt like that was giving their teachers a little too much credit, none of them felt in the mood to voice that grievance at the moment, too caught up in either freaking out over Nezu’s snap assignment or in just peacefully watching the scene that was shifting things into a lower, more relaxing, gear.

All Might turned towards his friend again. “You’re not seein’ the whole picture, Tsukauchi. Those students also risked their lives. They fought as hard as us.”

Midoriya shifted as he looked at All Might, properly seeing him after her mentor honestly acknowledged their efforts. “Thank you, All Might.”

The rest of 1-A were walking through UA’s halls on their way back to their classroom to finish the day, All Might’s voice talking over them. “I don’t think there’s ever been a group of first-years who experienced a real fight like this so early in their training. They not only survived, they learned what it means to be a pro.” All Might smirked as he turned away from Tsukauchi. “Those villains made a mistake attacking them. This class is strong. They’re filled with courage and drive.” The camera panned over Recovery Girl, and Tsukauchi, before settling on Midoriya.

“Mark my words. They’ll become great heroes.”

The students settled back in, listening to the swelling music and letting All Might’s words of encouragement fill them as they saw reflections of themselves in the light of dusk filtering in through the school windows. Pensive expressions showing their continued feelings of determination and frustration after the day’s events.

Of course, one person had to ruin the moment.

“And thus the legend of the co*cky brats of 1-A was born,” Neito said. Growls went his way, as well as glares intense enough that fireballs could have come from them. “All right, I will concede that none of you seemed to be thinking, ‘Hey, thanks to that fight, we’re so much better than B class,’ but just because you all went through a villain fight and survived doesn’t make you better than the rest of us. In fact, isn’t it because you fought back that the mess at the training camp happened and you dragged the rest of us into your mess?”

Itsuka gasped as the credits started to roll, along with a highlight reel from the season. “Monoma, don’t you dare!”

He held out his hands. “I’m just saying that if Midoriya hadn’t gotten in Shigaraki’s way then he wouldn’t have been fixated on him; and if he hadn’t been fixated on him, then maybe the League of Villains might have left our summer training camp alone.”

“Shut up, asshole.” The quietness of Katsuki’s order stunned 1-A into silence before they could strangle Neito in his seat, and if the quirk inhibitor wasn’t up, Ochaco would have probably yeeted him into the ceiling. As it was, she had just managed to place Neito in a headlock. The blonde got up from his seat and shuffled down the steps as the outro continued to play. All eyes were on him as he walked right up to Neito and looked down on him. “Uraraka, keep him still.”

Neito opened his mouth to fire a retort at Katsuki, but the pink-haired Explosion boy shoved liquid fire into his mouth instead. Hellfire Cola poured from the bottle onto Neito’s tongue, and he immediately felt his eyes water and his tongue violently protest the obscenely spicy carbonated beverage that was an affront to cuisine. It was like he was drinking pure capsaicin with a fizz that made it burn ten times worse.

Shrinking back from the inhumane cruelty that Katsuki had just subjected Neito to, Ochaco pinched her nose shut. Here eyes were watering just smelling the fizz. Katsuki grinned down at Monoma like a demon with fire in his eyes and an empty glass bottle in his hand. “If you’re going to blame anyone for the summer camp, blame me you idiot. I was the one they were after because they saw me in the Sports Festival.Deku had nothing to do with it. Maybe if you’d actually been any good, they’d have tried to kidnap you instead.”

Neito didn’t have the constitution to argue that at least he had his provisional license and could act as a hero and go on a work study, while Katsuki had to take remedial courses.

Itsuka sighed. “Well, there goes the idea of Monoma finding empathy after watching what you went through. Seriously, that was insane.”

“Oh look!” Toru exclaimed. “Post-credits scene!”

Midoriya was leaving Recovery Girl’s office, his legs fully healed. It had gone from dusk to fully night by the time she was through healing him. “Goodnight! Thanks for all your help.”

“My pleasure,” she answered from inside her office. “Be careful on your way home.”

“Yes ma’am.”

Midoriya ran through the dark halls, lit by the light of the full moon. “We had no way of knowing,” Narrator Midoriya said over his running in the halls that Iida would surely have reprimanded the troublemaker for, “but the League of Villains’ attack on the USJ was just the beginning. A bigger incident was on the horizon.”

“That’s not ominous at all,” Kyoka sarcastically jabbed at Izuku. “Does Narrator you have to be such a downer?”

“Well, I’m right, right?” Izuku answered her.

Reaching the front doors of the school building, Izuku was surprised to see Uraraka and Iida waiting patiently for him.

Mina grinned at the happy and excited looks the onscreen Ochaco and Izuku shared when they saw each other. “Looking back at this, it really is so obvious you two had a thing for each other.”

“Mina!”

“I—I was just glad I had friends who cared enough to wait for me!” Izuku tried to explain.

“We were just happy to be alive,” Narrator Midoriya continued as the three friends smiled while walking home from school together, Uraraka and Midoriya first just gazing at each other before Iida said something to draw Midoriya’s attention to him as conversation struck up. “To have shown that we had the potential to be real heroes. But the worst was yet to come.”

The scene shifted away from UA, to a city skyline of high-rise towers. The camera panned across it until it came across the silhouette of a man atop a water tank with raggedy scarves that flapped in the wind, torn clothes, and a katana across his back. A thick, grotesque, tongue slipped out of his mouth and he licked his lips.

The screen went black, with the words “TO BE CONTINUED 2ND SEASON” appearing in yellow letters.

“The worst…” Mei asked, realizing that a chill had fallen upon the theatre. Tenya had frozen for the second time this episode, and she could tell that he was shaking. “Hey, who was that at the end, Iida?” Tenya grit his teeth and cast his eyes away from Mei, feeling his shame at letting his anger control him like that return. Of course; how could he have forgotten? This was a show following the course of events of the past and eventually the future. He had taken for granted that it followed Midoriya, but Midoriya came to save him in Hosu. It was inevitable that it would go over Stain crippling Tensei and his misguided attempt to bring him to justice.

“That was the Hero Killer: Stain,” Shoto answered.

“So we’re going to get to see you three getting saved by Endeavor, right?” Denki asked. “Aw man, that’s gonna be so cool! I’ve always wanted to see the current number one in action. Hey, Midoriya, was he cool?”

Izuku started to sweat a little at Denki’s question. “Uh, yeah! Totally! It was… really cool!”

Amahi Kamimoto yawned and stretched as the five minute timer popped up on the screen. “All right, kiddos. Five minute break before we hit up season two. Snack bar’s open, now that I appear to be running a snack bar, I guess.”

Chapter 24: Ah, My Old Nemesis... Recaps

Summary:

The class reacts to the hardest episode of all to watch... episode 13.5: Hero Notebook

Notes:

What's this? Shire Folk updating twice in the same month? And after also posting a chapter of IzuOcha Hell Week in the same month, no less?

Believe it!

Chapter Text

Momo glanced up the stairs, concerned about what was happening near the doors of the theatre, and not liking the anxious look that was still on Ochaco’s face after she returned down the stairs with Tenya and Tsuyu. Ochaco was back in the love seat she had been sharing with Izuku, biting the nail on her thumb in worry. “Is everything going to be okay?” Momo asked the brunette.

“Mr. Aizawa’s talkin’ to him,” she answered, chewing on that nail. “I don’t like it. I wanna know what they’re saying.”

“Mr. Aizawa is usually pretty harsh in his lectures, ribbit,” Tsuyu said, “so I hope it doesn’t develop into an argument.”

“Midoriya can also be pretty stubborn when he gets behind a cause,” Tenya agreed. “While I do believe he acted recklessly, there’s really not much else he could have done.”

“He’s probably chewing him out for almost getting himself killed at the USJ,” Neito replied, trying to look smug and failing from the tears in his eyes and total redness of his face thanks to Katsuki’s intervention with his Hellfire Cola. The excessive panting was just making him look like a dog.

“Dude! We almost got killed back there!” Denki yelped. “Would it kill you to show just a little sympathy?”

Neito shrugged. “But then what would I do without my defining character trait of hating class A?”

“Maybe rein in that inferiority complex, Monoma,” Itsuka said with a scowl. “You told me that you and Tetsutetsu watched the first day’s episodes yesterday, so you know exactly where Midoriya’s coming from now. Your Quirk may be Copy, but at least you had a Quirk.”

Neito grimaced and held his tongue. Kyoka folded her arms. “For the record, Monoma, you’re the only one stirring up this whole class rivalry thing. We’re all at UA to become heroes. It’s not very heroic to keep mocking the other class and putting words in our mouths, unless you’re really just an insecure narcissistic glory hound like Bakugo.”

“I’m not insecure! You’re insecure! Take that back or I’ll kill you!”

Eijiro nearly sweatdropped. “So you’re fine with being a narcissistic glory hound?”

Neito scowled. None of them get it. I may as well have been Quirkless with Copy. I can only achieve success by relying on others, using the Quirks of my allies and enemies. Alone, I’m useless. So I’ll claw and fight my way to the top. Seeing Class A get attacked by those villains and get all the attention and glory from surviving it… sure it was terrifying, and maybe our class wouldn’t have been able to handle things. If Komori was warped into the Fire Zone, for example, her mushrooms would just shrivel and burn. But still, all the attention went to Class A, when we had been working just as hard in our classes, and because their class was attacked our lessons were put on hold while they were getting valuable combat experience. We all want to be heroes too, dammit; would it hurt to give us some recognition for the hard work and effort we put in without getting into trouble?

The next big event of the school year is the Sports Festival, and normally nobody pays attention to the first years and all the focus is on our seniors. This year, though, all eyes were on our year because of class A . Everyone wanted to see the class that fought off the villains; nobody gave a damn about the rest of us! Why shouldn’t I be upset with them for stealing all the spotlight, and Midoriya most of all! So what about his past? He has All Might’s Quirk and All Might in his corner! He’s destined to get to the top like that; and if Kendo’s not going to do it, then I’ll have to be the one to bring him back down to size.

Momo looked sympathetically at Ochaco as she eyed the clock on the screen, time starting to run out. “Everything will be fine… I hope.”

Just a few minutes before, Shota Aizawa sighed and ran a hand through his hair, then placed the thumb and index finger of his left hand beneath his eyes and pulled down on the skin for a few seconds before letting that hand slide from his face. He stood from his seat. “Midoriya. A moment of your time, please.”

Nemuri and Toshinori both looked at him questioningly as he shoved his hands in his pockets and turned towards the stairs. “What are you up to, Aizawa?” Nemuri asked.

“Having a conversation I’ve put off for far too long,” he replied. Shota went up the stairs the few steps to the top level, and then stood by the doors, waiting for Midoriya to arrive.

He wasn’t alone.

Shota felt his eyebrows twitch in annoyance. “I didn’t ask for any of you to come along, Uraraka, Iida, Asui.”

“With all due respect, sir,” Iida stated, “whatever you wish to say to Midoriya, he will immediately divulge to us, so the contents of your conversation won’t stay private.”

Uraraka and Asui nodded, while Midoriya had enough decency to look guilty. Shota frowned harder. “No. This is a conversation between myself and Midoriya. If he chooses to share what was said between us with you all later that’s his decision, but right now this is a private conversation between student and teacher, understand?”

The three looked at him with hard gazes, but eventually nodded, Uraraka slipping her hand into Midoriya’s and noticeably giving it a squeeze. They walked back down the steps, and Shota directed his gaze away from them and past the four teenagers to the screen, checking the remaining time. Lowering his head afterwards, Shota closed his eyes and took a breath. “I’ll keep this quick. Midoriya… good work at the USJ.”

The sight that greeted his eyes when he opened them again was what he expected, a completely flabbergasted Midoriya. “Good… work?” he asked hesitantly, pointing at himself. “Wait, aren’t you going to yell at me for running into danger?”

“I think we can both agree that that would be counter-productive at this point,” Shota answered him. “You’ll run into danger with no regard to your own safety if you feel you can help even a little or save a life regardless of the consequences to yourself. You’ve already proven that you believe rules exist to be broken if they stand between yourself and saving someone, and that nobody, not even All Might, can dissuade you. So, instead of telling you that your actions were inappropriate, unnecessary, or out of line for a first-year hero course student in the first week of classes, and especially one who couldn’t use his Quirk without breaking his own bones; and instead of disciplining you for not following the explicit instructions of your teachers; all of which would normally happen if what you did were to take place during a normal training exercise; I want to congratulate you.

“However,” Shota continued, kneeling down to be closer to Midoriya’s height so he could look at him at eye level, “let me run this scenario by you. You’re a UA graduate, you’ve been a pro hero for over a decade, having fought countless villains in too many life-or-death situations to count, and now you’re a teacher. You’re fighting a gang of cheap punks who dared to attack your class of first-year hero course students during one of their first training exercises of the year, and one of your fifteen-year-old students who couldn’t use their Quirk without injuring themselves deliberately positioned themselves close to where you’re fighting, thinking that they can help you out. How would you react to this?” Midoriya opened his mouth, about to say something, and Shota quickly interrupted him. “Keep in mind that this is a child and it is your job to oversee their training and ensure this child’s safety while they are in your care. Their safety is paramount; you are to do whatever you can to protect them. Deliberately ordering the child into a life-and-death conflict is out of the question.”

As Midoriya chewed on that question, Shota placed his hand on the boy’s head. That hair was so soft and fluffy, how did he manage to do that while those curls still seemed so dang messy? “Midoriya, you showed exemplary leadership in front of Asui and Mineta, ensuring that the three of you were able to capture the villains in the Shipwreck Zone and get to safety with the lightest possible injuries. Full marks. I’m really proud of you for that. However, if you were already planning on breaking your arm delivering a punch when you were trying to save All Might at the end there, I would have opted to just punch the air like you did during your battle trial on the first day. The wind pressure from one of your punches at full strength would have been enough to send both villains flying away from All Might and would not have exposed you to danger. I also appreciate the thought for when you came to the plaza to scope out the situation, given how many villains I was simultaneously fighting. Going through life as you did, I can only imagine that now that you have a Quirk, you have the urge to prove yourself as ‘useful’ opposed to the ‘useless’ Deku your childhood bullies called you, even if it costs you everything. However, having my green student want to wade into an unnecessary combat against adults with a Quirk he can barely control tells me that he doesn’t trust that the pro heroes he’s idolized all his life, the pro heroes who have graduated from the hero school he’s just begun training at and have spent years fighting villains in the field, can fight their own battles.”

Midoriya’s eyes widened when Shota gently suggested that he didn’t trust his pro hero teachers, but he softly rubbed Midoriya’s head. That hair really did feel nice. “You did well, and you made mistakes, but you all got out of it alive and with valuable experience you can’t get in a classroom. There were some seriously lucky breaks involved that if they hadn’t happened, we wouldn’t be here to be having this conversation. You’re not getting punished, and if you tell anyone I said I was proud of you I’ll put you under house arrest again, but as much as you were concerned about me, think about how scared I was that one of my students had put themselves in a position where they could be killed. It’s my job to put my life on the line; you just got your provisional license, so you’re still learning about what that means, but that’s not a lesson you needed to go out of your way to try to learn in your first week of classes.”

“Yeah, but…” Midoriya started, seemingly lost in how roundabout Shota was being. “Isn’t meddling where you don’t have to the essence of being a hero?”

Shota withdrew his hand from Midoriya’s head. That was an interesting phrase. “Explain what you mean by that.”

“Well… I get that we’re heroes, or, well, training to become heroes,” Midoriya answered. “So we have an obligation to help others and fight off criminals who break the law. You’re right in that I didn’t have to interfere at the plaza. You had that under control at least until Shigaraki and Nomu joined in. But, if I hadn’t… would I still have what it takes in here to be a hero?” He placed his hand on his chest over his heart. Shota blinked, opening his mouth to say something, but then more words spilled out from Midoriya. “And at the Entrance Exam! When Ochaco was stuck underneath that rubble! Thinking back on it now, obviously the Zero-Pointer wouldn’t have crushed her, her life wasn’t in any real danger, and the Zero-Pointer wasn’t worth any villain points, and I didn’t have any points at that point, still sitting with a big fat zero. There was no reason for me to go after it and save her instead of trying for some of the smaller robots that were worth points; I had every logical reason to run away like Iida and Shoji and Aoyama did and not interfere. But in that moment, when Ochaco was pinned and in trouble, all I could think about was that I had to save her. Mr. Aizawa, how can I call myself a hero if I ignore bad situations or run away when people in front of me are in trouble?”

Shota flicked his gaze back to the clock. Barely a minute left. “Midoriya… you’re mixing up two very important things. They’re similar, but you need to distinguish between heroes, and pro heroes. You and that big heart of yours are aspiring to be the best hero you can be, but you’re at UA to learn how to be a pro hero. A pro hero is a job. You work hours, you stop crime, and hopefully you go home and get paid so you can do the same thing the next day and the next day and the next day until eventually you take a teaching position to pass on your knowledge and skills or you manage to live to retirement.” There was a flash of recognition in his eyes, so Shota kept going. “With your heart and the power All Might gave you, I know that you’re going to be one of the best heroes to come out of this school, unless you follow those heroic instincts of yours into a grave. Neither of us are here to see you become a martyr, you’re too smart for that, so let’s be smart going forward so that you can also be one of the most successful and longest-lived pro heroes to graduate from UA, okay? You hear that, Problem Child? I want you to graduate at the end of your third-year, so let’s work together so you and all your classmates make it to graduation.” Midoriya gave him a nod, and Shota responded with a rare smile. “All right. Good. Now go back to your girlfriend, hero.

Midoriya blushed and quickly started to head back down the stairs as the timer hit zero seconds and the newest episode started up, showing a blue sky with some lazy clouds and the sound of cicadas in the summer. Shota sighed and shoved his hands in his pockets as he returned to his own seat.

"You softie," Nemuri teased.

"Can it."

“Heroes. I’ve admired them since I was just a little kid.” The voice of Narrator Midoriya spoke as the scene showed Baby Midoriya lying splayed out in the sand in the hot sun after having just been beaten up by Baby Bakugo and the other young kids of the neighbourhood.

“Aw hell, we’re really doing a recap episode?” Katsuki barked. “Just play the next one already!”

“No, you’re watching everything, including episode thirteen-point-five,” Kamimoto replied back. “I don’t care if you talk over it or what, but if I had to watch it, you have to watch it, so get over it.”

“What’s the point of the recap?” Mezo asked as the screen showed Izuku as a small child being super cute and excited watching All Might’s debut video. “We just binged the whole first season over the past two days. We’re not going to learn anything new, right?”

“Narrator Midoriya could always say something new that we might not have figured out, though,” Koji pointed out.

“Recap episodes are just an excuse to catch a few winks,” Denki chuckled, leaning back in his seat and activating recliner mode.

“Aw, who cares about that?” Mina breezily waved off. “Any excuse to see baby Midori being so cute is a-okay in my books, right Ochaco?”

The brunette blushed a little and looked away from her boyfriend and towards her right knee, eyes darting up to the screen when it showed her crush as a cute little kid. He really was far too adorable like that. “I’m not gonna say no, Mina…”

“I studied…” Narrator Midoriya said as a series of his notebooks, from childhood ones with brightly decorated covers to the familiar Campus brand series started to appear on screen, “because I wanted to be just like him when I grew up.”

A different title card appeared, this one showing a messy desk with a notebook, a stick of All Might brand gum, an All Might action figure, and several pictures of Midoriya, including the group shot of the whole class and All Might posing that normally appeared right at the end of the first season’s intro segment, with the show’s logo on the left and the episode’s title written on the red-tinted notebook.

“Hero Notebook”

“Kinda on-the-nose title for this one, huh,” Mei stated.

“Think we’re going to see some of the stuff that Midoriya puts in those notebooks of his?” Rikido asked.

“I hope so,” Denki replied. “I’d love to see what he’s got for his entry on me.”

“Who says he even has an entry on you?” Kyoka asked.

“I have entries on all of you!” Izuku quickly corrected her. “All of you have such awesome Quirks, I’d be crazy not to have stuff written down about each and every one of you!”

Denki smiled and made finger guns at Kyoka. “See? Told you!”

All Might’s theme started up as the spinning globe appeared on screen. “Eighty percent of the population of this world has some kind of uncanny superpower. Those abilities are called Quirks.”

“Okay, yeah, we’re just having a total recap episode,” Kyoka sighed, leaning back into her seat for a second before popping out of it. “Hey, I’m gonna get something to drink and snack on from Kamimoto; you girls want anything?”

“Just a regular non-Hellfire cola for me, please,” Itsuka replied.

Momo nodded. “Same for me as well, Jiro. Oh! And a bag of gummy worms!”

Kyoka grinned. “All right. Gummy worms it is.”

“If you’re offering, Jiro, could you also grab a bowl of popcorn for me an’ Izuku?” Ochaco asked. She looked at the couple and smirked.

“Nah, I don’t have enough hands for that. One of you can come along, though.”

Izuku nodded, extracting himself from the blanket he and his girlfriend were in. “Sure. I’ll go. I basically just sat down anyway.”

“Be quick!”

“I’ll admit, I’m kind of obsessed with him,” Narrator Midoriya stated over a montage of All Might shots after just talking about heroes, which was an impossible topic to mention for the fanboy without discussing All Might.

“Well that’s the understatement of the century,” Yuga chuckled. “I don’t believe there’s a hero Midoriya obsesses about more than All Might.”

The scene shifted away from talking about All Might to showing Midoriya as he was in his UA uniform for the first time before leaving home to head to orientation day. “Oh, yeah! I’m Izuku Midoriya.” His name as well as “Deku” in parentheses appeared on screen in bright green letters.

“I like the green,” Mei commented. “It’s fitting.”

“It basically is Midoriya’s colour, ribbit,” Tsuyu agreed.

At the height of the stairs, Kyoka turned to Izuku as they passed behind the principal, who was still watching the screen with a fond smile on his face, the animal’s tail swishing gently behind him. “So, what did Mr. Aizawa want to talk to you about?”

“Oh.” Izuku blushed after glancing at his teacher, who he met eyes with. “Uh, nothing really! Just wanted to talk about the USJ again and how we’ll work on my Quirk going forward.”

“Ah, I see,” Kyoka answered, smirking. “He chewed you out, did—”

“Sorry, kid, it’s not gonna happen.”

Kyoka stopped speaking and froze in her tracks, her head whipping back to the screen.

Katsuki’s eyes widened and he shot out of his seat.

Mezo’s relaxed posture vanished as he, too, rose from his seat and grabbed at the railing in front of him.

“No way…” Kyoka muttered.

“That voice,” Mezo gasped.

Katsuki was far less subtle. “You’ve gotta be sh*tting me. f*ck no. Can’t be. Hey! Babysitter! Pause it and rewind!”

Kamimoto sighed. “So you figured it out, huh?”

Denki glanced up and around while several others were confused by the reactions of the three in different areas of the theatre. “Huh? Figured what out?”

“Bakugo! You’re interrupting the episode’s retelling of Midoriya’s origin—”

“Can if Four-Eyes! Hey, Deku, you caught it too, right?”

Izuku stared at Katsuki before turning back to the screen. Kamimoto had actually paused it and complied with Katsuki’s request, rewinding the episode back a few seconds. He had hated this moment for as long as he could remember; it was ingrained into the fabric of his identity as being Quirkless. How could he possibly forget it? What was Katsuki getting at?

“Sorry, kid, it’s not gonna happen.”

The voice went through Izuku’s ears again, and he felt the familiar pain from the indifference the doctor had showed when he had torpedoed Izuku’s dream of becoming a hero.

“Based on the research available, it’s safe to say that your son isn’t going to develop a Quirk.”

Why is Bakugo bringing this up? Why does he look so freaked out? Actually, why do Jiro and Shoji also look like they’ve seen a ghost? She wasn’t like Yaoyorozu and I were when we heard All For One again last… wait, that voice… that voice!

Izuku’s skin grew cold. He didn’t know he was backing away until he hit the wall. “The doctor!? No! It can’t be!”

“Izuku, what’s wrong?” Ochaco called up from her seat, hearing her boyfriend’s panic.

“I don’t get it, man,” Tetsutetsu asked, glancing at Katsuki’s terrified look. He’d never seen Katsuki actually look scared before. “What’s going on?”

A lightbulb went off in Neito’s head, and despite how much he had already decided to bring Izuku back down to earth, he couldn’t help but clench his fist and slam it against his knee. “That doctor who told Midoriya he was Quirkless as a kid, don’t you all recognize his voice? We just heard it a few minutes ago.”

“What?” Hanta asked. “But you mean…?”

“Nah, can’t be, right?” Rikido proposed, the Sweets Hero starting to sweat at how uncomfortable that idea was. “That’s too much of a coincidence, right?”

“Things like that don’t just happen,” Minoru agreed.

Kyoka was next to Izuku, kneeling down with her hand on his back as he breathed, having fallen onto his butt with his back to the wall. “Midoriya, calm down.” Yagi and Ochaco were both on their way up to join her to help look after him. “You’re gonna be all right. Got it?”

Katsuki shook his head. “No, that’s it. That’s the voice of the doctor who was with Shigaraki’s boss. I knew it sounded familiar when we were watching the last episode, and now I’m sure about it. One of the kids who used to hang out with us when we were little, that doctor’s his gramps. We saw him from time to time outside of his practice; hell, it’s the reason why all us neighbourhood kids were his patients. No doubt about it, that sick f*ck who was with the boss villain is the same doctor who instigated the next ten years of hell I put Deku through by calling him Quirkless.”

“‘Deku’, that must be what you call a helpless loser who’s completely useless.”

“Young Midoriya, breathe for me,” Yagi said, kneeling in front of him while Ochaco was now on Izuku’s right side with Kyoka still on his left. A few other students had left their seats to come up, Momo, Tenya, Mei, and Shoto included. While they were not crowding around him, they also weren’t hanging too far back either.

Izuku’s panic at hearing Dr. Tsubasa’s voice again and equating it to the same voice they’d heard alongside All For One was starting to subside, but that manic energy was already being channeled somewhere else as he began to mutter quietly enough that only he could hear. “Dr. Tsubasa… he made the Nomu. Nomu have multiple Quirks. Give and take Quirks. Tsubasa… Wings… those wings…” Izuku’s eyes widened, and he suddenly no longer felt like he wanted to eat anything for a snack anymore. “I think I’m going to be sick.”

“It’s all right, Young Midoriya,” Yagi said, placing a hand on his shoulder as Ochaco shot up to get a vomit bag. “It’s going to be all right.” Ochaco returned with the bag, which Yagi promptly opened up and placed in front of Izuku. The boy took it, but his stomach wasn’t in revolt just yet. “Here, in case you need it.”

“All Might.” Izuku looked up, really noticing that his mentor was there. This man was the Number One Hero, and he was intricately tied to All For One. If anyone knew, he would. “All Might… the Nomu, what are they? How did the doctor make them? Were they grown in a vat or…?”

Nobody was even paying attention to the recap episode that continued on its merry way in the background now. Kamimoto piped up with, “That question is gonna be answered this season anyway, just saying…”

Yagi didn’t pay any heed to her comment, and gripped Izuku’s shoulders firmly while forming a thin frown with his mouth. “They were people once, before the doctor and Shigaraki’s master modified them to handle multiple Quirks; but the process fries their brains, turning them into mindless empty shells.”

Now Izuku really did throw up, as his mind flashed back to that pale-skinned winged Nomu that grabbed him that night in Hosu. Him , over anyone else that was there at the time, above Todoroki or Endeavor or Iida or Gran Torino or any one of the other heroes who were there. Izuku couldn’t hear the gasps of concern the others around him made, or Momo saying that she’d get him some water, or feel Ochaco’s and Kyoka’s hands on his back. He heaved again, heart locked in the horror of what had happened that night, and unable to escape the terrible knowledge of what he now suspected was true.

“K-Kacchan,” he spoke after his retching had finally abated, the rest of the students staying silent. “That kid who used to hang out with us and bullied me with you, Tsubasa. The one with the wings. Do you know why he stopped coming to school?”

Katsuki frowned and stared through the crowd of people who had turned to look at him. He met eyes with Izuku, and he leaned back against the railing while folding his arms. “Said his gramps was moving to a new city and his family was moving too. Why?”

Izuku paled even more, and tried to answer, but the words couldn’t reach his throat. He felt ill, and cold. Ice was in his veins, freezing his body in place, as the sheer horror of what All For One and the doctor had done. That kid who had played with him and later bullied him throughout his childhood until he randomly moved away, he had been mutated into that grotesque alien existence before it was ended by the bloody tip of Stain’s knife.

Shoto, reading the room, and able to understand the connection Izuku was making, bluntly cut through the tension to the heart of Izuku’s current freak-out. This subject was also making him very uncomfortable as well, but someone needed to say it, or else everyone in the room would be mystified. It didn’t appear as though Tenya had connected the dots yet, and he was the only other person who could. “In Hosu, there was a winged Nomu that went after Midoriya after we were rescued by Endeavor. It had wings that looked similar to those of the child Midoriya and Bakugo knew as kids.”

An even deeper chill descended upon not just the students, but the teachers as well. Neito finally rose from his seat at the front, whirling around with eyes wide in shock. “Whoa, whoa, whoa! Timeout! You’re saying that that doctor turned his own grandson into a Nomu? That’s ridiculous! That’s completely insane! Why would—”

“Sometimes it’s impossible to understand why evil people do what they do, Young Monoma,” Yagi said, rising from his kneeling position in front of Izuku so he could move to look down towards where the young blond from 1-B stood. “There are villains who cannot be reasoned with, whose values are so different from our own that it’s impossible to understand or reconcile with them. This doctor who works with the one they call ‘Master’ is one of those people.”

“If he is willing to turn even his own grandchild into a Nomu, then he must be apprehended as soon as possible,” Nezu agreed. “Fortunately, we now have a name and a general history we can use to try to track him down. Tsubasa, was it?”

“It might be a fake name, however,” Aizawa pointed out.

“Agreed,” Yagi said with a nod of his head. “Still, I’ll let Tsukauchi and Gran Torino know as soon as we get back. They’re handling the investigation into the League. That we now have at least some lead on the man making the Nomu is good news.”

Katsuki felt numb as he sank back into his seat. Practically everyone else was swarming around Izuku, so he figured really nobody would see his stricken face as he covered it with his hand.

Dammit! Dammit! Dammit! Tsubasa, you idiot! Why’d you have to be that f*cking asshole’s grandkid? Some great hero you turned out to be, Katsuki! Couldn’t even tell that that fat old doctor was a f*cking villain working with All For One! f*ck,was it because I led them in bullying Deku that Tsubasa singled him out even as a f*cking Nomu? Did I cause him to almost get killed, again!?

Still covering his eyes, Katsuki leaned back in his seat so his head was facing the ceiling, and just let out one massive pained shout. “FUUUUCK!”

“That’s revolting,” Kayama declared in a hiss through her teeth. “These villains truly are despicable.”

“I do believe that despite how troubling this revelation is, there is nothing more that we can do at the moment beyond accept it,” Nezu stated. “Everyone, I suggest that we continue watching as Miss Kamimoto intends. There can be much insight we can glean when studying old material, as you have just clearly seen.”

Those in attendance who had dismissed the notion of watching a recap episode kicked themselves. However, at the same time, some of them couldn’t help but wonder if what they had just learned was really something that they weren’t better off remaining ignorant of.

“I didn’t mean to get you caught up in my justicing,” All Might said with a bright smile to Aldera-era Midoriya, with the light-hearted background music doing its best to try to bring the students back down from the horror of the dots that they had just connected.

It wasn’t entirely working. Izuku still felt sick to his stomach as he apologetically handed Kamimoto his vomit bag, feeling guilty about how the remains of that large, delicious breakfast the kitchen staff had made to try to help him had been brought back up. He would need to apologize to them too for wasting the strange Aether Quirk food that they had given him. To her credit, Kamimoto was looking at him with sympathy, and handed him a ginger ale and a bag of salted pretzels. “Feel better soon, Midoriya.” The young man nodded at her, glad that she wasn’t wearing something quite as revealing today as she had been yesterday in that bikini top, and turned back to return to his seat. Both Ochaco and Iida were at his sides, with Tsuyu, Shoto, Momo, Kyoka, Mei, and Itsuka hanging close-by.

‘He looks so much cooler in person!’ All Might’s smile was punctuated with a brilliant lens flare.

“Aw yeah, forgot a bit about Midoriya freaking out about that,” Eijiro chuckled. He turned back to look up at the top of the stairs as Izuku’s group got close. “So… Midoriya, how do you feel about All Might now that you’ve trained with him for a year and we’ve had him as a teacher for a semester? Still think he’s super manly like when he saved you from the Sludge Villain and you got his autograph?”

Izuku paused in his path, and turned to look at his mentor (who had already returned to his seat). Yagi also looked up towards where Izuku was, and their eyes met. Izuku glanced up at the screen, where it was replaying his freak-out over All Might deflating into Skeletor in front of him on the rooftop, and then back to Yagi before bringing his attention to the couch where Eijiro was sitting with Katsuki and Tetsutetsu.

“Given how close I was to finishing cleaning the beach, I don’t think it was all that manly for him to wait until the morning of the entrance exam to give me One For All. We probably should have been supervised by Recovery Girl the week before and at least done a little training with it to finish off cleaning Dagobah Beach.”

Yagi felt like an arrow had just pierced his chest as Izuku cut deep.

“But then… the entrance exam would have probably gone differently, so who can say what would have happened then, or if I would have been in a position to save Ochaco or if she would have gone to see Present Mic to ask about giving me her points, since I was still at nothing?” Izuku mustered his courage and gave his girlfriend a kiss on the cheek, trying to will his crazy blush to die down. “So, even if it wasn’t cool that I was given this power that could break my body and told to go take a test that could decide my future without ever having used it before, I think everything’s worked out okay so far.”

“Boo! Don’t sweep it under the rug, Midori!” Mina countered. “That was mean, All Might! Yeah, it’s romantic as hell that the first time Midori used his Quirk it was to save Ochaco, but he broke his right arm and both his legs doing so, then passed out once Present Mic called time! Not manly at all, All Might, sending Midori to take the entrance exam without figuring out One For All one teensy bit!”

Aizawa grinned and left his seat as his students all started throwing shade at Yagi for leaving Izuku out to dry when it came to preparing him to actually use One For All. They were making him so proud, given that that’s exactly how he felt. Giving a fifteen-year-old a Quirk the day of the UA entrance exam and expecting him to be able to use it without shattering his body? Give him a break. That’s unrealistic for anybody, let alone a Quirkless person who’d never known the feeling of having a power beyond regular motor skills.

“Where are you off to, Aizawa?” Kayama asked, narrowing her eyes.

He paused only for a second to look back at her. “To ask Kamimoto for some sake to drink. That last revelation took a bit out of me. Want something?”

“Drinking on the job, hm?” Kayama purred.

“This isn’t a school event,” Aizawa reminded her. “Even if we are chaperoning them, somewhat. Besides, we’re locked in here for another hour after this recap episode ends. It’ll be fine.”

“In that case, get a bottle and two cups. We can share,” Kayama replied. She sighed and leaned back in her seat, her expression souring. “I could honestly use some of that, too.” Aizawa grunted in acknowledgement and made his way towards their caretaker.

“Oi, Deku! You owe me a punch for that stunt you pulled with All Might!”

“Leave him alone, Bakugo,” Ochaco retorted, glaring up at the other youth. “Izuku doesn’t owe you anything.”

Izuku swallowed a gulp of the ginger ale he’d been given by Kamimoto, looking up at the screen and watching a replay of when he rushed in to save Katsuki from the Sludge Villain. He reached for some of the pretzels, hoping that they would help to settle his stomach with their dry saltiness. “Oh, you mean when I accidentally caused All Might to drop the bottles the villain was in?” he asked aloud.

“Damn straight, nerd!”

Izuku blinked before craning his head back to look up at Katsuki upside-down. “Okay, but… don’t you think you got enough hits in during our fight the other day? If you really want to, I can let you get a free hit in when we’re training this afternoon.”

Ochaco and his friends gasped. “Izuku!”

“What? It’s only fair.”

“What was fair was you realizing it was your fault and jumping in to save him like you did,” Eijiro said before turning to Katsuki. “Seriously, Bakugo. Why punch him for it?”

“Midoriya! You don’t need to comply with his barbarism!” Tenya instructed.

Momo nodded. “That’s right! Don’t let Bakugo bring you down to his level!”

Itsuka shrugged. “Actually, I kinda agree with Bakugo on this one,” she said sheepishly. “If my friend, and especially someone I hated, did something stupid that ended up in me getting attacked by a villain, I’d wanna give them a good smack.”

“Of course you would, Kendo,” Neito scoffed. “You’re always too quick to rely on brute force.” She frowned at him and raised her hand, to which he laughed. “Ha! You prove my point.”

“Maybe if you weren’t so insufferable whenever class A is involved I wouldn’t have to chop your neck so often,” she retorted.

“If they weren’t showing off and getting in trouble all the time I wouldn’t be so insufferable,” Neito answered her.

“Explain again how it’s our fault that we were attacked by villains, Monoma,” Momo queried with folded arms.

“I never said that it was your fault that you are a class of troublemakers, but troublemakers you are, with Midoriya here as the ringleader.”

“I’m fine with that,” Mina replied. “Makes life more fun.”

“Yeah, Monoma,” Tetsutetsu piped up. “Maybe we’d have a bit more fun if we were a bunch of trouble magnet hellions too!”

“Please don’t,” Aizawa muttered as he poured the sake. “You’ll give Vlad an ulcer.”

“Mr. Power Loader already claims that I’m giving him more grey hairs than all his other students combined,” Mei proudly announced.

“Hey, if you’re giving Bakugo a free hit for accidentally siccing the Sludge Villain on him, does that mean he has to give you a free hit for all the times he beat you up since you were kids?” Denki asked. “You know, since it’s only fair and all.”

Katsuki shot Denki a glare. He was not willing to endure an endless rain of One For All punches from Izuku as retribution for the ten years of sh*t he gave him; and he knew that Izuku would never be willing to do that anyway. “Hey, Midoriya… forget I said anything. You don’t have to let me punch you this afternoon… but if we end up sparring I’m totally going to pummel you into the ground! You got that, wannabe? You still haven’t beaten me in a straight fight and you never will!”

“Well, glad to know that some things never truly change,” Fumikage muttered while Tsuyu ribbited a giggle.

Midoriya was hunched over, crying in joy and relief that All Might understood him, and was telling him the very thing that he needed to hear his entire life. Against the light of the sunset All Might stated, “Young man, you, too, can become a hero.”

“This part will never not get me,” Tetsutetsu sniffed, holding back his manly tears. “It’s just so inspirational, dude.”

Neito folded his arms. “This music is trying too hard to make my sympathize with Midoriya.”

“Aw, cut it out, will ya?” Mei asked, smacking him on the back of the head. “You’ve been nothing but a wet blanket since you showed up. Midoriya went through hell.”

Neito growled. “What are you even doing here? You’re a Support Course gearhead! At least the rest of us are in the Hero Course! And why are you talking as if Midoriya’s the only one who had it rough? Just because he was Quirkless! I had to fight through the slime and the muck to get even an ounce of respect with everyone mocking me for my Quirk when I was a kid! Calling me Copycat and picking on me for not having a ‘real’ Quirk, as if I asked to be born with Copy! And then Midoriya goes and attracts All Might’s attention and he gets chosen to wield a phenomenal power that’s been passed down for generations! All his barriers are being swept aside, while I had to fight tooth and nail to overcome mine just to get a shot at UA! Then you all go ahead and get attacked by villains, making everyone pay attention to the First Years instead of the Third Years, but they’re all there to see Class A and not the rest of us, as if we haven’t been working just as hard as the rest of you and deserve just as much of the praise.”

More than half of the students balked at Neito’s outburst.

“Put your back into it and drag it all the way to the park’s entrance! Get that tire into the truck! This is what it takes to be a hero, kid. Hustle! Go!”

Hanta pointed at the screen. “Dude, do you not see the insane stuff Midoriya had to do in order to just get All Might’s Quirk?”

“Or see how he broke his bones whenever he used it?” Rikido asked.

“I kinda doubt you horribly maimed your body whenever you used Copy,” Koji added.

Neito growled. “That’s not the point!”

“You were made fun of for your Quirk?”

The blond snarled and looked towards Izuku, who was giving him a blank look. “Yeah! I was! Wanna fight about it?”

Izuku blinked. “That’s dumb. Your Quirk is amazing. It’d be totally awesome to have a Quirk like yours.”

“I know!” Neito replied. “It’s as good as every Quirk in school combined!”

“Yeah, there’s so much you can do with a Quirk like that, you’d have to be blind not to realize it’s potential,” Izuku replied, smiling brightly and leaning across Ochaco as he got excited. “There’s so much you could do with a Quirk like that! You’d be able to handle combat or rescue at a moment’s notice! And by copying the Quirks of any villains you’re fighting, you’d be able to throw them off when they’re suddenly encountering their own Quirk used against them! It’s a really amazing and versatile power, Monoma!”

“Exactly! Exactly!” Neito replied. “You get it, don’t you?”

Ochaco leaned back in her seat, smiling to herself and withholding shaking her head as Neito Monoma, freaking Neito Monoma, started to open up to Izuku all because he started geeking out about Neito’s Quirk.

Itsuka blinked, surprised at this rapid turn of events. “Well, I wasn’t expecting that to happen,” she said.

Momo giggled. “That’s our Midoriya. Every Quirk is amazing as far as he’s concerned; and he’s right, Monoma’s Quirk is pretty amazing.”

“Be kinda weird if all it takes to get Monoma to be nice to us is to just have Midoriya geek out over his Quirk,” Kyoka muttered.

“Maybe that really is all he needs,” Itsuka answered with a shrug. “He keeps talking us up and talking you down ‘cause he’s been told his Quirk sucks. If the most powerful kid in our year, who happens to be in the other class, starts gabbing about how awesome Monoma’s Quirk is, maybe he’ll start to lighten up.”

Kyoka scoffed. “Here’s hoping.”

Midoriya screamed in triumph, standing atop the cab of an old truck at the top of the pile of beach junk and refuse he’d cleaned up.

Neito stopped cold at the sound of past Izuku’s scream. What the heck was he doing, fraternizing with Izuku Midoriya of all people? But, he seemed so earnest when he started to talk about his Quirk. Was this all a ploy to get him to lower his guard? No, it couldn’t be. Midoriya was an idiot idealist. There’s no way that he was hatching a nefarious scheme against him.

So… if he wasn’t hatching a grand malevolent plot… did that mean that he actually thought that his Quirk was amazing and he’d make a fantastic hero? No fooling? No sarcasm? No backhanded compliments or jeering?

“This gift, you earned it with your own valiant efforts.” All Might said as he and Midoriya were framed by the sunrise on the beach, All Might holding the fateful hair in his hand.

Mina grinned and placed her hand under her chin. “Not gonna lie, still a big fan of how Midori turned from twig to titan in ten months. Ow! He could grate cheese on those abs.”

Izuku blushed hard at Mina’s comment and busied himself with drinking some more of that ginger ale. “C’mon, Ashido, don’t tease me like that. I’m the plain-looking one, remember?”

Ochaco felt her cheeks grow hot when he said that, remembering her own words when she had been trying to describe him to Present Mic. She frowned. No. Izuku does not need to continue thinking like that.

Reaching out, Ochaco gripped Izuku by the chin and turned his head to look at her. Butterflies flew all around in her stomach, and she couldn’t believe that she was actually going to say this, but she needed to. No, she wanted to say this to him. “Izuku…”

He blinked, his eyes moving all over his face before finally settling on her eyes. She was blushing like crazy, which was only making himself blush harder seeing that she was feeling embarrassed about something. “Y-yeah?”

Ochaco gulped, feeling a bead of sweat form on her forehead. Her heart was pounding in her chest. Say it, Ochaco! Just say it!

“Are you ready?” Present Mic belted out right before the practical portion of the entrance exam kicked off.

“When I said you were plain-looking? I lied. You’re…” she gulped again, feeling her throat constrict. Ochaco was dimly aware of Momo, Itsuka, and Kyoka watching her from behind Izuku, and she was sure that Tenya and Mei were also paying attention from the other couch behind her, not to mention everyone in the second row. Still… she had come this far, she had to say it now. “You’re hot, Izuku.”

She kissed him before the words even had time to settle.

It turned out to be the perfect timing, their lips mashing together, each falling deeper into the kiss as heroic music kicked up.

The screen showed a montage of the entrance exam, including Midoriya’s powerful SMASH. As Uraraka, then Iida and the other examinees visibly expressed their surprise at his jaw-dropping move, Narrator Midoriya began, “I wish I could go back in time and tell four-year-old me that everything was gonna be okay…”

Izuku didn’t want to breathe. Ochaco had just said that he was hot. She’d just told him that he wasn’t ordinary or plain, but attractive! And in that tone of voice! Now she was kissing him. He must have been going crazy; just a few minutes ago he had been freaking out over learning that the doctor he used to see as a kid was an accomplice of All For One, and had most definitely turned his own grandson into the Nomu Stain had rescued him from. He’d even thrown up. Yet now, here he was, making out with his out-of-this-world girlfriend who had just declared that he was H-O-T, hot, and she wasn’t complaining about how there was probably still some lingering bile taste! How was this his life? Four-year-old him would never have believed him if he had the chance to tell himself this!

“You both passed the exam,” projection All Might declared.

“That, if you work hard and don’t give up, wonderful, life-altering things can happen to you, even if you are just a Quirkless nobody.”

Ochaco felt herself moaning softly as she leaned into Izuku, his arms wrapping around her, and turning them into a cabbage roll filling as his hands brought the green blanket around with them. He deserved all of these wonderful, life-altering things, her hero. The boy who’d saved her and captivated her heart with his selflessness and heroic spirit; and was so adorable in his awkward earnestness and generally shy demeanour. His pure heart deserved all the good things in the world, and she was going to make sure he got them, starting with her love.

“Get a room, nerds!” Katsuki shouted.

“Midoriya! Uraraka! No fornicating in the theatre!” Tenya

Momo had stars in her eyes, a hand over her mouth. She was picturing herself wrapped up in that green blanket with them, laying on top of Izuku, while Ochaco’s lips were pressed against the back of her neck as her ponytail covered the other brunette’s face. Kyoka jabbed her in the side with a finger, startling her out of it, while smirking. Momo’s cheeks turned pink and she tore her gaze back to the screen, blowing up her cheeks like a chipmunk… and then thinking of how adorable Ochaco would be if she had a chipmunk Quirk.

The pair themselves broke from each other as if scalded when Tenya’s shout hit them, and despite the fact that they were now dating, neither of them were able to look each other in the eye for more than a second. Once again, they had just started making out in front of their entire class. How could they keep forgetting that everyone else was around and start doing this?

“Uh… pretzel?” Izuku asked, reaching for the bag that had fallen to the ground to offer some to Ochaco.

She nodded, not saying a word, and took a few before shoving them in her mouth. She ran her tongue over the salty cubes embedded in the snack, using them to get rid of the faint taste of bile that had still lingered on Izuku’s lips. Ten out of ten, she’d still kiss him again, but maybe after some mints.

“Show me it’s no mistake that you’re here,” Aizawa said.

Class 1-A was gathered in their P.E. clothes outside for Aizawa’s Quirk Assessment Test, with a quick number of shots of them all as Narrator Midoriya continued his voiceover. “You see, my classmates and I all want to be pro heroes. The teachers can be a little hard on us,” he continued as Aizawa used his binding cloth capture weapon to ensnare Midoriya and yank him in for a red-eyed staredown, before a montage of his classmates competing in the events started. “We have to go all-out.”

“So, Mr. Aizawa, you said the other day that you had something against the entrance exam, that it wasn’t rational,” Shoto inquired, looking towards their teacher.

“That’s right,” he answered, “it overemphasizes flashy physical Quirks…”

“And here we go again,” Kayama sighed.

“…which can severely limit our pool of those who pass where children with Quirks who would be very useful in heroics against real people are weeded out because their Quirk is ineffective against a robot.”

Shoto nodded. “But then your Quirk Assessment Test on orientation day, that was a series of entirely physical tests, and you threatened expulsion of the student who came in last.”

Aizawa nodded. “Yes it was. Are you about to call my methods hypocritical, Todoroki?”

“Not at all, sir. I just found it interesting that you would model your own personal entrance exam after a test you felt distaste for.”

Aizawa stared down at Shoto Todoroki for a moment, then brushed his gaze over the rest of his students. Some of them were looking at him in curiosity, while others had this expectant expression on their faces, and others still were just shooting glances as if they were anxious of attracting his attention but still interested in his answer to Shoto’s veiled question. He sighed. “Just because I don’t agree with the system currently in place doesn’t mean I don’t understand its merits. A large portion of our work involves physical activity; not even in the form of fighting villains, but just getting around, moving yourself, objects, and other people, and not every Quirk is best suited for that. The purpose of the Quirk Assessment I have you perform is to give you practice using your Quirks in unusual ways that you maybe haven’t before to try to augment your physical abilities and also to give me a baseline for where you’re at and what you’ll need to improve on in your Heroics lessons and other Quirk development training you take at UA. Not every Quirk is suited for it, but the test gave you an opportunity to flex your creativity on how you could use your Quirks to give you whatever edge you could in traditional physical tests.”

“But they were still physical tests, sir!” Denki countered.

“Yeah!” Toru agreed. “I’m invisible, Kaminari can generate electricity, and Koda can talk to animals! How were Quirks like ours going to help us in any way?”

“By also recognizing the limitations of your Quirk and that it’s not going to be useful for every situation.”

“But threatening to send someone home just because they get last in a series of physical tests when their Quirk can’t be used for anything physical is even more stupid than the entrance exam!” Toru argued. “At least in the entrance exam I had a way to use my Quirk to sneak up on the robots and hit the kill switch to disable them; your Quirk Assessment test gave me nothing to work with!”

Aizawa looked directly at the Invisible Girl, keeping his frustration at her poking perfectly logical holes in his ritual off his face. “I was never going to expel you, Hagakure; I knew you had more potential in you than however you’d place in my tests. The only one I was concerned about was Midoriya. If he’d not shown me any improvement between when he broke himself during the exam and here, he would have been out.”

“So you were singling Izuku out!” Ochaco yelped. Aizawa sighed.

“Of course, if it came to that, I’m sure that Principal Nezu would have overruled my decision to expel Midoriya in that case. Can’t have All Might’s successor learning to use his Quirk in secret without someone like Recovery Girl around if he’s breaking his limbs all the time, and I probably also would have been made aware of the extenuating circ*mstances regarding his lack of control. However, that’s all behind us now and we’ll be taking steps to rectify those mistakes caused by a lack of communication and information, so drop it.”

“Please, don’t be too hard on Mr. Aizawa,” Izuku pleaded. “I was able to overcome his challenge and start getting some control over One For All because of the expulsion threat. If I didn’t think my path to being a hero would end right as it was beginning, I might not have figured anything out.”

Ochaco gave him a serious look as she contemplated his words before finally sighing. “Fine… but I’m still mad about it. And I still mean what I said before. If you’d been expelled after you’d proven you could be a hero when you saved me, I’d have walked out, too, and found another hero school to go to.”

Izuku’s eyes glimmered with tears. “Ochaco…”

“If you two are going to start making out again, please don’t,” Kyoka interjected. “It’s cute, but distracting.”

Midoriya’s Smash during the first Heroics lesson with All Might was tearing up the building after he narrated that Bakugo still had it in for him. “Well, I guess none of us came to UA to make friends,” Narrator Midoriya admitted. “Still… I found some great ones.”

“Man, I don’t know what you were saying during that match,” Kirishima said as he, Ashido, Sato, and Sero confronted Midoriya when he returned from Recovery Girl’s office, “but you were all fired up!”

“Ooh! He’s gonna talk about us now!” Mina cooed, squirming before leaning forward in her seat while grabbing a handful of her popcorn. I wonder if he’s going to say anything about me or just stick to Ochaco?

“The students here range from weird, to downright irreplaceable,” Narrator Midoriya said as the scene shifted from clips of the class greeting him upon his return from Recovery Girl, to when Uraraka caught up with him and Iida after they were free to home post-Aizawa’s Quirk Assessment Test.

“I like ‘Deku’. It could make a great hero name! Plus, I think it sounds kinda cute.”

Ochaco felt her cheeks go red amidst the teasing snickers of her classmates.

“Yeah, Uraraka is pretty irreplaceable, isn’t she?” Mashiro said with a wry smirk.

“I’m sure Midoriya wouldn’t even be able to function properly if she were gone,” Itsuka teased.

“Hey, come on you guys, knock it off,” Izuku moaned, placing his head in his hands. “I never actually said that.”

“So you’re saying that Uraraka isn’t irreplaceable to you?” Denki ribbed him.

“I never said that either!” Izuku yelped.

Kyoka chuckled. “You are too easy, Green,” she said as the screen showed clips of the other students in 1-A and moments of their daily school life not involved in the fight at the USJ.

“And I’m still doing my research, too,” Narrator Midoriya’s voiceover said over their bus ride to the USJ. “I take plenty of notes about everyone in my hero notebooks.”

“Here we go!” Eijiro cheered.

“Bring on the entries!” Denki agreed.

First up was Bakugo’s page, showing a nice drawing of Bakugo on the left with some notes on the right.

Katsuki felt his eyebrow twitch. “Hey! Why’s my entry so small!? You’ve been studying me for years, Deku! I should have a whole notebook dedicated to me!”

“First off, my childhood friend: Kacchan,” Narrator Midoriya said, a little bite of sarcasm around the word ‘friend’ as it replayed bits of their fight during All Might’s first training exercise. “He can secrete nitroglycerin-like sweat from his hands and make it explode. He really excels when it comes to combat—he even took first place in the entrance exam.”

“They can’t all be long-winded, I guess,” Rikido commented as the pages of the notebook flipped.

Ochaco felt her heart throb as it opened to her entry, with a cute drawing of herself in her hero costume on the left and some notes about her on the right.

Kayama squirmed and giggled in her seat at how adorably Izuku drew Ochaco.

“Uraraka can make anything she touches totally weightless. Plus, she can make herself float! The only thing is, if she uses her Quirk too much…”

“She pukes rainbows,” Shoto spoke up. Nearly everyone turned to look at him, not expecting Shoto to be the one to tease Ochaco. “What?” he asked. “I have yet to see evidence otherwise.”

Mina began cackling, falling back into her seat, while Kyoka and Denki both snorted. Mei held back a burst of laughter, then devolved into a giggle fit that spread, while Ochaco and Izuku just groaned and covered their heads in the blanket, vanishing from sight. That just made even more giggles spread.

“By the way… can we talk about your Quirk?” Izuku asked, looking at Ochaco underneath the blanket. “I’ve been meaning to ask some things about it since this morning. I’d like to get a better understand of it and run some ideas by you.”

“Sure,” she answered, a smile returning to her face. “Let’s talk about it during training this afternoon. I’d rather not talk about it now when everyone’s so hung up on the rainbows!

“Unless you wanna throw up on your own, you can’t prove that you don’t vomit sunshine,” Mina countered the lump underneath the evergreen blanket.

After having briefly discussed Iida, the pages flipped to another student. “Then there’s Todoroki. His Quirk lets him freeze with his right hand and burn with his left. At least, that’s what I hear,” Narrator Midoriya said over clips of Todoroki in action during their first Heroics lesson and at the USJ. “He only ever shows us what his ice powers can do.”

“Man, I can’t wait to see your fight at the Sports Festival again,” Eijiro commented, pumping his fist as the pages flipped. “That’s gonna be so awesome! Hey, he’s talking about you, now, Tsu!”

“Ribbit,” Tsuyu said with a nod, eager to hear what Narrator Midoriya had to say about her Quirk over a montage of shots at the USJ.

“…allow her to swim super fast under water, jump really high, and even cling to walls. So, basically, whatever a frog can do.”

“Pretty basic information, actually,” she said with a finger to her chin and a slight head tilt.

“Well what do you expect?” Kamimoto asked. “This is just a quick recap episode, not an in-depth documentary on each of your Quirks, especially when he only knew you guys for a week at this point in the story.”

“Yeah, that’s true,” Minoru sighed, checking himself out in action at the USJ as Narrator Midoriya talked about him. “We haven’t had much chance to show off yet, huh?”

Kirishima hardened his arms, and Kaminari threw up electricity as he prepared to fire off against the villains in the Mountain Zone. “That’s not everyone. All of my classmates have incredible Quirks. We’re constantly training and trying to figure out how we can use our powers to their fullest potential.”

Kyoka smirked. “Gotta admit, I love how badass he’s making all of us look here,” she said, liking the montage of action shots of the class.

Present Mic appeared on screen, followed by Recovery Girl and then Aizawa coming out of his sleeping bag as Narrator Midoriya went into talking about the teachers. “The teachers that guide us at UA are all impressive, too. They’re pro heroes.”

Kayama’s eyes widened and she elbowed Aizawa. “Look! He’s got an entry on you!”

“I already know that,” Aizawa said, trying to hide how pleased he was. “It already showed us that he did when he finally recognized me after he saw my goggles.”

“…also an agile fighter, particularly when he uses the special cloth wrapped around his neck to snare a bunch of villains at the same time.”

“Yeah! You go, Mr. Aizawa!” Rikido cheered, watching Eraser Head take down a trio of villains simultaneously using his binding cloth at the USJ.

“And then, of course, the greatest pro ever is a teacher at UA this year . The Number One hero: All Might.” All Might flexed in front of the sun, looking back with a smile on his face as his name and Quirk: One For All showed up on the screen.

“I was wondering when you’d start gushing about All Might again,” Itsuka said with a smile and folded arms as she shot Izuku a look. He and Ochaco had since unwrapped their heads from under the blanket, having calmed down, and were munching on pretzels. Izuku only lightly blushed this time from the rubbing and shrugged.

“His Quirk can be used to channel overwhelming amounts of power. It’s known as—”

“Superpower!” Mina cheered, while several others countered her by saying “One For All” along with Narrator Midoriya.

“Texas… Smaaaaaaaaash!” All Might yelled, punching the air in front of the Sludge Villain while still holding onto his grocery bag full of pop.

Toru leaned back in her seat. “Hey, Midoriya! When are you gonna get sturdy enough that you can throw punches like that without breaking your arms?”

“Probably when he’s got tree trunk arms like All Might,” Hanta answered.

“No way,” Mina waved her arm back and forth. “If Midori got that buff he’d lose his cuteness charm.”

“Midoriya’s cuteness is in his face, ribbit,” Tsuyu commented.

“That’s right,” Momo agreed with a nod. “No offence, Midoriya, but imagining you with huge muscles like All Might right now… it feels odd and unnatural.”

Izuku raised his hands. “No! That’s all right! I can’t imagine myself like that, either!”

“I’ve inherited All Might’s power,” Narrator Midoriya stated as Midoriya in his first hero costume ran through the entrance into Ground Beta. “Though I can’t really control it yet…”

“Understatement of the year,” Aizawa scoffed.

As the camera panned up a frontal view of his first hero costume, Narrator Midoriya continued. “It looks like it’s going to take some time for me to make his Quirk my own. But that just means I have to keep pushing myself. I won’t stop. I’m positive I’ll become a legendary superhero like him one day.”

There were a few oohs and awws as the on-screen Izuku clenched his fist with a determined frown, ready to follow through on his dream to control One For All and become like All Might.

Recovery Girl’s office. The old female hero intoning seriously, “Do you have to be the Symbol of Peace? Is it that important?”

Shrunken All Might replying, “If they knew I wasn’t, the temptation of this power could corrupt our society. This Quirk… those who wield it are responsible for mankind’s safety.”

Flashes of their first combat training exercise flew by. “So, yeah,” Narrator Midoriya continued over the sombre, weighty background music. “Everyone at UA is pretty incredible.”

Ochaco frowned. “I swear, Izuku, if you’re about to say that you’re not as incredible as the rest of us…”

“But what’s the point of having these Quirks?” Narrator Midoriya asked rhetorically as Kaminari walked forward with electricity coating his hand, then Yaoyorozu swinging the quarterstaff she created. “What should we be doing with them? And… why did we all fight so hard to get into UA? Why are we trying to be heroes? At the heart of the matter, there’s only one motivation. We want to help people. And to do that, we have to be able to take on villains.” The screen lit up with a shot of Shigaraki standing in front of the UA Barrier, behind the throng of reporters. “That’s a lesson we learned the hard way—far earlier than any of us expected to. The day that we were attacked while training. When we met pure evil.”

Minoru frowned as the screen showed Shigaraki in the bar. “Jeez, didn’t know that you were going to go all philosophical on us, Midoriya.”

“Don’t go labelling me with your ideology, Deku,” Katsuki growled. “My motivation is to beat the sh*t outta every villain I come across and become Number One!”

“At least you’ll be indirectly helping people, right Bakugo?” Eijiro said with a grin.

“Shut up, Kirishima!”

“Yeah, he’s never gonna be Number One,” Kyoka dismissed with a wave of her hand as the chilling music of evil came in when the recap hit the USJ. “Midoriya here’s gonna have that locked up harder than All Might did.”

“What did you say?” Katsuki shouted. “Deku still hasn’t beaten me in a fight!”

“You’re too easy to rile up, you know that?” Kyoka teased.

Momo sighed before frowning. “Bakugo, Endeavor has solved more cases and defeated more villains than All Might. Yet until All Might’s retirement, he never got close to eclipsing him as the Number One hero. Clearly, defeating more villains isn’t all it takes to become the Number One hero.”

“Tomura Shigaraki. The boss of a group calling themselves the League of Villains. He has a fearsome Quirk that lets him disintegrate anything or anyone he touches in an instant.”

“Ew! So creepy!” Toru shivered.

“Yeah,” Itsuka said, rubbing her arms. “I’ll be thankful to never have to see him in person.”

Izuku gulped. “I’d be happy to never see him again,” he agreed. “Hopefully, with what we learn here, the pros can catch him and lock him up behind bars so no one will have to encounter him ever again.”

“Mr Aizawa,” Tenya spoke up, “Are you quite confident that you are all right? You did have your elbow practically destroyed by Shigaraki’s Quirk, after all.”

“My eyes were injured more severely than my elbow, Iida, and they’d still functional,” he assured his student. “Don’t worry about me; I’m fine. You just worry about your training.”

“Nomu, Kurogiri, kill him.”

Tetsutetsu leaned forward. “Oh! Are we gonna see All Might show those villains who’s boss again!?”

“Hell yeah!”

“That fight showed he had guts!”

“So manly!”

“All Might! All Might! All Might! All Might! All Might!”

The manly bros sitting up by Katsuki kept chanting All Might’s name, soon sweeping up almost everyone else in the Maple Theatre as the show replayed All Might’s fight with Nomu one more time. Yagi blushed in embarrassment and rubbed the back of his head. He really didn’t deserve these kids, cheering him on like this when the whole encounter had been his fault for not being there for them from the beginning.

“You may have heard these words before, but I’ll teach you what they really mean. Go Beyond!”

“PLUS ULTRAAAAAAA!!!!”

“Looks like Nomu’s blasting off again!” Denki wailed as they saw Nomu fly off into the sky.

“So that’s about it, right?” Rikido said as Narrator Midoriya talked about the end of the incident. “We’re all caught up?”

“Seems like it,” Mezo said with a nod.

“...stop evil. So we can protect the world,” Narrator Midoriya declared as the camera swooped out from UA, the setting sun shining over the pedway between the main campus towers. The music had energy to it, more energy than what one would think a winding-down epilogue would have.

All Might grinned knowingly from his bed in the nurse’s office. “Those villains made a mistake attacking them. This class is strong. They’re filled with courage, and drive. Mark my words. They’ll become great heroes.”

The camera bloomed to white, before transitioning to an aerial shot of a circular stadium, fireworks shooting overhead.

The students gasped, excitement rising on all of their faces as they recognized what was about to happen.

“And now, a life-changing event is about to take place,” Narrator Midoriya declared. “The UA Sports Festival!”

“Hell yeah!” Eijiro shouted.

“Bring it on!” Tetsutetsu cheered, pumping his fist.

“Our fight was so epic, dude!” Eijiro said, grinning like a mad lad at Tetsutetsu.

“Yeah! I can’t wait to watch it again on this screen!”

Momo gulped, her eyes on the preview clips of what was to come in the future of the show. I’m going to see myself face Tokoyami again. Maybe… maybe I’ll be able to glean something from my loss. I’ve thought long and hard about it; I’ve dwelled on it for more hours than I can count. Seeing it from another perspective might be beneficial to me.

“What is justice? What does it mean to be a hero? I’m still figuring all that out, but I have learned some things. It’s okay to fall. It’s okay to cry. You just have to keep moving forward. You have to go beyond! Plus Ultra!”

Eijiro sniffed. “That was so… so manly, Midoriya!” He sobbed as watercolour images slowly and artistically began appearing over Midoriya’s theme music for the credits.

Ochaco nodded her head, leaning into Izuku’s side. “It was really well-spoken, Deku.”

“You know I never actually said that, right?” Izuku mumbled in embarrassment.

Ochaco made a noise in the affirmative. “Maybe, but it’s still you. It’s something you felt; a conclusion you came to on your own after the League of Villains attacked us. The you up there wouldn’t have said it if the you down here hadn’t felt it.”

Izuku felt his heart squeeze at the smile she gave him, and quickly wiped his arm over his eyes to prevent himself from tearing up. “Thanks, Ochaco. You’re the best.”

“Darn right, I am,” she giggled, before being surprised by Izuku’s lips touching hers. The contact was brief, only for a second or so; just a quick peck, really, but it happened all the same.

“The other me meant it, really,” he said. “You are irreplaceable.”

Mei smirked. “So this is gonna be a constant thing now, yeah?”

“Midoriya, while I am happy for you, I must insist that you and Uraraka stop flirting every five minutes while we are attempting to watch these episodes,” Tenya mildly protested. “Or, if you must, please relocate to the back of the theatre where you will not bother anyone else.”

“Don’t be such a killjoy, Iida,” Itsuka giggled. “Let ‘em be happy. If they wanna keep kissing in front of everyone, then that’s there business. Never expected you to get so bold, though, Midoriya.”

Minoru slumped back in his seat. “Ugh, finally, that recap episode is over,” he said, ignoring the flirting going on in the front row with every fibre of his being and quashing down his jealousy of Izuku being the first boy in class to get a girlfriend. “Now let’s bring on the Sports Festival!”

“Not sure why you’re so excited for it, Mineta,” Neito taunted. “You never made it past the second round.”

“Neither did you, Monoma!”

A red background, familiar fanfare, and yellow kanji spelling “Preview”!

“Next episode preview!” Mina exclaimed.

“The new season of My Hero Academia is finally about to begin!” announced Narrator Midoriya as it showed Aizawa wrapped in bandages giving a hard look to the camera and Kirishima pumping his fists in excitement. “Don’t miss the UA Sports Festival that everyone’s going to be watching. The student who wins the competition will basically have their future as a pro hero in the bag. Everyone’ll be fighting for the top.”

Ochaco paused and sank back into her seat as she saw herself in the hallway, fiddling with her hair and looking uncertain. If we’re talkin’ about the Sports Festival next then… yeah, it’s gonna show my talk with Izuku and Iida...

“Next time: ‘That’s the Idea, Ochaco’! Uraraka finally tells us why she's here. Go beyond!”

“Plus Ultra!” chorused the class, continuing their ritual of cheering the school’s motto.

Ochaco sank further into her seat and grabbed some more of the pretzels. “Deku…” she moaned, wanting to smother her face with the blanket but deciding against it. “Everyone’s gonna hear…”

Izuku smiled as the five minute timer came one. “Don’t worry about it. Everything will be just fine.” Ochaco gave him a look and munched on the pretzels, puffing up her cheeks and pouting. Yeah, sure, Izuku’s secrets all got revealed, but she hadn’t figured that more of her own would get unveiled to the class, especially not the ones about her family situation.

Momo nearly died. Chipmunk cheek Ochaco really was too cute.

Chapter 25: Ochaco's Reasons and the Hatching of a Horrible Idea

Notes:

I didn't even realize that I passed my 1 year anniversary for this fic on October 15th. Man, time flies when you're cooped up because of a global pandemic.

Anywho, have a freshly minted chapter for your entertainment!

(See the end of the chapter for more notes.)

Chapter Text

“Sports Festival, here we come!” Rikido crowed.

“I could sure use it after that last episode, ribbit,” Tsuyu said with a sigh, sitting back down next to Fumikage after returning from seeing Kamimoto with a bag of popcorn and a bottle of water in hand. “Want some?” she asked.

“Yes, thank you,” Fumikage answered, reaching over and taking a few pieces of the buttery snack in his fingers. “I have thought back on the Sports Festival many times since then, wondering if I could have improved my performance. My parents recorded the TV footage as well, but seeing things close-up as we are likely to may provide a better perspective.”

Tsuyu nodded. “Yeah, but since the show follows Midoriya mostly and I didn’t make it into the finals I don’t think I’ll see too much of myself. Still, any new insights could be helpful.”

Fumikage nodded, feeling Dark Shadow whine inside of him in discomfort due to the Quirk Inhibitor still in play. It was strange how it had apparently malfunctioned yesterday during that inappropriate lecture of Midnight’s, but it seemed to be working properly this morning, at least. “As I joined him for the second round, there should be plenty of footage, and I did not encounter any difficulties when facing Yaoyorozu or Ashido. I am mostly concerned with seeing if there was any other way I could have fought against Bakugo.”

“Quirk-wise, it is a bad matchup for you,” Tsuyu agreed. “Surrendering once he had you was probably your only option.” Fumikage hummed in his throat.

Still, was there any other way I could have stood out more? Was it purely for appearances and to learn about the USJ that Hawks sent me an internship request?

Denki elbowed Hanta. “Ready to hear the shouts of ‘nice try’ all over again?”

Hanta groaned and placed his palms into his eyes as he leaned back. “Ugh… don’t remind me of that. Oh crap, I’m gonna have to see it again. This sucks.”

“At least you only have to see it this time and not also feel what it’s like to get encased in a glacier,” Denki consoled him.

The timer ticked down just as the last people who had gone to get more snacks from Kamimoto returned to their seats. “Don’t forget that we have lunch in an hour!” Tenya reminded everyone. “It would not do to eat too many snack foods at this time!”

“Don’t sweat it, Iida,” Ochaco mumbled while munching, having returned with the popcorn she’d sought previously now that she and Izuku finished his post-vomit pretzels. “We’ll be fine.” He frowned at her laid-back attitude, but took his seat.

A flash of light, then a slow fade-in of a hospital at night, with all the windows dark except for one that had bright light streaming out of it. Narrator Midoriya’s voice proclaimed, “The first incident was in Qingqing City.” The camera zoomed into the room, where a smiling happy baby was glowing brightly with white light. “An extraordinary child was born who radiated light.”

Even Izuku was groaning and sighing along with the rest of his classmates. “And we’re back to rehashing stuff we already know,” Mashiro sighed.

“I envy the child with the first Quirk,” Yuga stated. “His sparkle is even greater than mine.”

“Just get on with it, already,” Minoru griped, folding his arms.

Izuku looked around, seeing the annoyed expressions of his classmates and girlfriend. “I’m sure that if we hold on just a bit, we’ll get past this part.”

“It is the start of the new season of the show,” Toru reasoned. “People probably would have skipped the recap once they saw it was episode thirteen point five, plus there’s normally time between seasons of a show, right?”

“Don’t hit me with logical arguments when I’m binging something,” Mina groused. “Let’s get to the new stuff already!”

“It was an age of heroes.”

All Might stood, posing in front of a bright light, his back to the audience as he laughed. “Fear not, citizens! Hope has arrived!” He glanced behind him, his trademark fearless smile on his face. “Because I am here!”

Aizawa sighed and poured himself another drink into the tiny sake glass he had gotten for himself. “Kayama, every time All Might says ‘I am here’, take a drink.”

“Ooh, sounds fun,” Kayama agreed, taking the bottle from Aizawa and filling up her own glass. They were less than a quarter through the bottle since he had grabbed it after the information about Dr. Tsubasa and the Nomu came to light in the previous episode, but this sounded like a fun way to help drain it. She raised her tiny sake cup to Aizawa’s and they clinked them together. “Cheers.”

Yagi groaned. “Didn’t think my catchphrase would turn into a drinking game.”

“…be a hero just like him,” child Midoriya proclaimed.

The screen went black, except for characters in white reading "But…"

Inko Midoriya approached her devastated little boy as he sat in front of the computer with All Might’s debut video on the screen. She enveloped him in a hug as the two of them cried. “I’m sorry, Izuku. I wish things were different.”

“Oh good,” Tetsutetsu said, wiping his forehead with the back of his hand. “Didn’t have to see that villain doctor again.”

“Man, just thinking about that guy makes me want to punch something,” Eijiro commented, smashing his fists against one another.

“We will certainly take measures to ensure the doctor’s capture as soon as we return to the school,” Principal Nezu stated. “There is no need to rile yourselves up about this at the moment. Instead, think towards the assignment you’ll be conducting this coming lunch hour on UA’s defence systems.”

“Oh crap!” Tetsutetsu gasped.

“Forgot about that,” Eijiro hissed.

The screen panned down over a stereotypical modern city, with high-rise towers and many-floored buildings everywhere. Midoriya in his current hero costume, not the one from the first season, with its arms ripped off was kneeling at the edge of a cliff overlooking the city. “And so, I started to give up on my dream.”

“When’s this?” Shoto asked, leaning forward as many shadowy humanoid figures with glowing eyes and nasty smiles seemed to be approaching Midoriya.

“What the heck?” Katsuki muttered.

Midoriya rose to his feet as a wall of villains stood in front of him, their eyes glowing, some flying, others many times his size, and all standing before a fiery background that made it look as though these villains had crawled out of Hell to tear him down. “Still—” The scene shifted, to the star of light that streaked through the sky, changing colours as it hit additional points, the visual representation of One For All, “—even though my brain told me I could never be a pro, in my heart I knew all I wanted was to be a hero.” The yellow star shot upwards through the sky, turning blueish white as images of All Might, then Eraser Head and Thirteen, then Iida and Uraraka, and finally Bakugo and Todoroki appeared behind it. Midoriya’s hand appeared, reaching up and grabbing One For All in his fist.

“And, thanks to the people who guided me and supported me…” Midoriya pulled his fist down, smiling in the light as he prepared to fight the mob of villains. “…I am here now. On my way.”

Kayama turned to Aizawa. “Does it count if Midoriya says it or just All Might?”

The villains rushed through the flames towards the young hero. Midoriya swept his right hand out to the side, and red lines appeared over the limb as he sent One For All’s power surging into it. The camera panned over him, the red lines appearing all over his visible skin on his face and other arm. “My dream is becoming a reality.” He braced his feet, securing his stance. “And though I’ve had setbacks, I keep pushing forward.” Midoriya brought his arms from his sides and settled into a stance with his left fist forward and right held back, ready to fight.

The villains continued to race towards him. “My journey is just beginning. You see, this is the story…” Midoriya let out what was presumably a devastating punch from his right fist, but the scene switched to a globe with the sun rising over the far side of the earth. “…of how I become the world’s greatest hero.”

Aizawa looked at Kayama. “You know what? Yeah, it also counts if Midoriya says it.” His colleague grinned and poured the sake.

“That is so dope!” Denki shouted.

“I still think Narrator you is talking out of his ass!” Katsuki hollered.

“So it’s just a narrative construct of your future, then,” Tenya surmised. “Interesting.”

“Or, at least the future if we’d never come here,” Izuku said. “I’ve gotta admit, it looks pretty dark, though.”

“Aw sweet, new season intro!” Hanta said, grinning as he saw Midoriya in the UA PE clothes standing on the roof of a building, watching All Might leap through the sky.

The wind blew through Midoriya’s hair as the show’s title logo faded in overtop him. Then the vocals kicked in, showing Uraraka in the exercise clothes she’d worn during the entrance exam stretching by the sea shore.

“Damn, this is making stretching look awesome,” Hanta chuckled. He turned and looked at Eijiro. “Looking good, man.”

“Thanks, Sero,” Eijiro answered with a smile. “Seems like this intro’s pretty chill so far. Wonder if it’s just us stretching?”

“The music’s nice either way,” Kyoka said, with Momo and Itsuka nodding beside her.

Midoriya broke a finger, blasting away Todoroki’s ice.

“Spoke too soon,” Eijiro laughed.

“Hey, it’s Shinso!” Izuku gasped.

“And there you are with Dark Shadow,” Tsuyu said to Fumikage next to her, to which he nodded.

“And me!” Mei and Tetsutetsu said at almost the same time.

“While this one doesn’t have the same kind of energy as the first season’s intro did, it works really well considering it’s just us competing in the Sports Festival,” Itsuka commented.

“Yeah,” Kyoka agreed. “Not having to see the villains constantly is a plus.”

The intro ended after an action shot in profile of the class together in their hero costumes leaping forward, no All Might present in this one. The first scene was a landscape of the city, with an off-screen woman’s voice saying, “Up next:” it cut down to a mildly busy street, with the voice revealed to be a female newscaster on a large screen, “an update on yesterday’s incident at the UA rescue training centre where hero course students were attacked by a gang of villains.”

Koji looked around. “Did any of the rest of you watch the news reports when we were off school after the attack?” he asked. Mashiro nodded.

“Yeah, I figured that the news would have more information about what happened than what we knew at the time,” he said, several others nodding along—especially Itsuka, Tetsutetsu, and Neito. “We weren’t really told a whole lot about it after the fact.”

Izuku and Yagi both tensed in their seats as the camera changed to what appeared to be a small and dilapidated brick apartment building, with an unlit and crooked neon WELCOME sign above the front door. Ochaco looked at her boyfriend, feeling the change in his posture. “Izuku? What is it?”

His heart still thrilled at hearing her call him by his name. It had only been one full day since he’d asked her to call him that, and she’d mostly stuck to it. It was still taking some getting used to, but Izuku didn’t mind the feeling of his heart racing whenever she spoke his given name. He shook his head. “Oh, nothing, Ochaco. That’s just the place where I interned at.”

“You interned there ?” Neito asked in a laugh.

“Sounds like your internship sucked, Midoriya,” Itsuka sympathetically patted his arm. “Not that mine was much better…”

The camera moved to showing the inside of a room, presumably within the building. The floors were checkered, one green wall had numerous papers and a large sheet of graph paper pinned to it, while a large bookcase was full of books and a small TV. In front of the bookcase was a tiny circular table for two, with two red swivel diner-like stools set in front of it. “Greetings,” All Might’s voice said over the camera’s slow pan across the room. “The air is warm here.”

Yagi placed his right hand up to his mouth, his fingers going inside as he unconsciously started to bite at his nails. It’s showing my letter to Gran Torino?

While he started to internally freak out, the rest of the students and staff were silent, watching and listening quizzically.

“It feels like summer is just around the corner. I hope this letter finds you well, sir. In good health and even better spirits.”

But if Midoriya interned here, and All Might’s writing a letter to this guy… Eijiro thought.

The camera was panning over the small box television on the bookcase, showing the news report about UA. “This semester, I took a position as a teacher at UA High School. Heh. That’s right. I’m now guiding the next generation of heroes.” It switched to showing the table itself, on which was a plate of taiyaki, as well as the letter that All Might had written to the home’s occupant. “I was hoping to find someone worthy of inheriting my power among the elite students at the school. A hero-in-training with outstanding test scores and a powerful Quirk.”

Izuku gulped at the reminder that All Might had chosen him before the man had ever arrived at UA to scout amongst the students who had made it to UA before him, but shook his head. It was fine. He was the bearer of One For All, now. He had to stop feeling guilty about being the one to receive this power instead of someone else.

Tenya frowned, placing his hand to his chin. Should All Might really be divulging that information in a letter? Unless… the pro Midoriya was interning with!

He must have been in on the secret of One For All, too, Shoto realized. But All Might said earlier that the only ones who knew were the Principal, Recovery Girl, and one other, which would have been Detective Tsukauchi. Did he forget to mention the old man?

“However, before I ever began my tenure at UA, I met a young man. Even though he was weak, and had no Quirk of his own, he showed incredible bravery.”

Ochaco leaned against Izuku, seeing him rush in to rescue Katsuki from the Sludge Villain all over again, feelings of pride for how brave and heroic Izuku was when it counted welling up in her chest.

“He rushed into a dangerous situation that caused pro heroes, including myself, to hesitate, and managed to save the life of a classmate. He may not have had a plan when he acted, but he knew he had to do something. I feel like watching this young man spring into action taught me something that day, and it reminded me of the virtues I must embody in order to call myself a pro. A hero. That’s why… I meant it when I said to him: ‘Young man. You, too, can become a hero’. Soon after that, I told this pupil the secret of my Quirk, and proposed that I transfer it to him. This ability I have, that’s been passed on from person to person, cultivated, and made stronger, the crystallization of power that binds itself to a courageous heart for the good of those in need: One For All.”

“Where’s All Might going with this?” Denki wondered aloud throughout yet another batch of flashback clips over the course of the first few episodes of the last season. “Who’d he write this letter to?”

“He accepted without hesitation, and I began training him for the trials he’d need to overcome in order to be accepted into the hero course at UA High School.”

Aizawa and Kayama both laughed in their throats, and Yagi still continued biting his nails. What was his old teacher’s honest reaction to his letter? Why wasn’t it showing Gran Torino at all?

“Even though he struggled with his newfound abilities, he never stopped fighting, and gave 100 percent as he tried to harness One For All. I don’t like to toot my own horn, but I believe I found the perfect person to pass my Quirk on to. He has shown me time and again that he has what it takes to be a real hero.”

The clips from last season ended, returning to the table with the plate of taiyaki and the letter. “I’m still quite new to the role of instructor,” All Might’s letter continued as the plate was picked up off the table. “The day may come when I must trouble you, my old teacher, for advice.”

More than one set of eyes bulged from their sockets, hearing those words, but no words came past their lips, holding their commentary until All Might’s narration of his letter to this old teacher of his was finished.

The camera slowly panned down the text of the letter, with the complimentary close ‘Sincerely yours,’ followed by the signature ‘Toshinori Yagi’. “ I’ll be counting on your wisdom and patience when that time comes. Until then, please take care of yourself as the seasons begin to change.”

Izuku sighed and placed his hand over his eyes as he saw Gran Torino take a bite out of the taiyaki. Would it kill the old man to eat a proper meal?

“I’ll continue to keep you updated about what’s happening. Sincerely yours.”

The camera panned out to show the side and back profile of a small old man, with white-grey hair wearing a yellow and white hero costume with a long yellow cape, sitting on a couch, with the plate of taiyaki sitting atop a stack of several books. “So, Toshinori has found a worthy successor.”

Switching to a familiar red background with “PLUS ULTRA!!” written in the background, the episode’s title appeared in yellow characters. “That’s the Idea, Ochaco”

Eijiro stood up. “Hey! That was the old guy who was with All Might at Kamino!” he shouted. “Midoriya, you’re saying you interned with him!?”

“And All Might called him his old teacher!” Denki joined in.

Izuku smiled and looked around at the inquiring faces of his classmates. “Yeah, that was Gran Torino. He used to be All Might’s old homeroom teacher back at UA and trained him to use One For All.”

Hanta whistled. “Wow, no wonder you instantly improved once you got back from your internship, then. Having a retired pro who taught All Might help you with your Quirk must have made a big difference.”

Several pairs of eyes turned up towards where Yagi was sitting, and he looked away and began whistling.

“What was it like?” Minoru asked Izuku. “Interning under an old guy like that?”

Izuku smiled through a grimace. “You know… I think I’ll just let the show tell you.”

“Hush!” Mei snapped, pointing at the screen. “Secret UA faculty meeting about the League!”

Gulping, the other students obeyed the Support Course girl and returned their attention to the screen.

Aizawa sighed. “Guess these won’t be a secret either.”

Nezu nodded. “I acknowledged the risk of the students finding out once it showed myself, Midnight, Recovery Girl, and Thirteen at the destroyed barrier when none of the students were present. We all have secrets that will be laid bare by watching this.”

“…registered as having some kind of disintegration Quirk,” Tsukauchi was saying to a room of UA teachers while the show was instead portraying a stylized background of Shigaraki and Kurogiri, “but so far, we’ve come up empty. Same for the Warp Gate villain, Kurogiri.” It cut back to Tsukauchi standing in front of three long wooden desks arrayed in a U shape, with Principal Nezu and All Might on the left, Snipe and Midnight in the centre, and Vlad King and an empty chair on the right. “So they’re not citizens or they’re using aliases.”

Tetsutetsu growled and sat back in his seat. “Damn villains. Why do they have to be sneaky like that? Don’t they have any guts?”

Vlad King looked down, frowning. “So what you’re really saying is we don’t know anything.”

“We’ve gotta track ‘em down,” Snipe said. “I shot their ringleader, but once he heals up he’ll probably try pullin’ somethin’ like this again. What a pain.”

Nezu was looking curiously at All Might as the man seemed troubled. “He did seem like the type,” the Number One hero said.

“Is something on your mind, All Might?”

“The attack on the USJ was too bold,” All Might answered him as the show, again, went into a serious of flashback clips over the past season. “No sane adult would ever attempt it.”

Katsuki groaned. “Don’t tell me that we’re getting another damn recap after the recap!”

“I believe the teachers are just reviewing and discussing the event, like we are,” Yuga replied. He looked back to the screen, the flamboyant youth propping his chin up with his hands while his elbows were on his knees. “I agree with monsieur All Might. It was far too bold for a villain to carry out such an attack.”

“…go his way, he was visibly upset. Like he was gonna throw a tantrum.” All Might sighed in frustration as he leaned back in his seat and looked at the ceiling in thought. “Ah, I guess bragging about Nomu’s Quirks was a quick way to draw me into a fight,” he reasoned.

“That might be true, yes,” Nezu agreed, “but strategically, it was foolish to reveal his Quirks up front instead of keeping them a secret.”

Momo felt herself nodding along with the principal’s past assessment. Telling the enemy what your skills were up front was a tactical error. It would have been wiser to have maintained secrecy, especially given that Nomu had multiple Quirks, which was something that should be impossible.

“Shigaraki made wild, immature claims, but did so with a completely straight face,” All Might continued. “And he talked about Nomu like he was some kind of pet. It seemed like he’d never been told ‘no’ before—like he thought things would go his way no matter what. He has the personality of a spoiled little brat. A man-child.”

Katsuki huffed at All Might’s comparison of Shigaraki to a man-child, but inside he kicked himself. Thinking that everything would go your way no matter what? Up until the Sludge Villain, he’d been basically the same way. It took getting saved by Deku and all the stuff that had happened at UA to kick that notion away.

“A child with incredible power, though,” Vlad King pointed out.

“It’s possible he never got the Quirk counseling students receive in elementary school,” Midnight theorized.

Kayama smiled, leaning back in her chair a little. “That’s a better line for my first of this season,” she said, somewhat pleased.

“There were seventy-two villains arrested in the aftermath of the USJ attack,” Tsukauchi reported. “They were all small-time thugs who usually lurked around back alleys. What worries me is that this ‘man-child’ got them all to follow his crazy plan.”

“That… is concerning,” Rikido agreed. “They had to have known it wouldn’t work, right?”

Tsukauchi spoke over the camera moving to reveal different scenes of the city: busy streets with people, a crow in a back alley. “Criminals are starting to feel more pressure now that the world is brimming with heroes. That could be why they were so quick to back such simple-minded villainy.”

Vlad King didn’t look all that pleased with the answer. “Guess that makes sense.”

“There are plenty a’ people out there lookin’ for a cause to get behind,” Snipe said while Midnight sighed.

“So what can we do to stop them?” she asked, a hard and troubled look coming to her face.

Momo gulped, seeing her mother look so serious on screen. She’d never mentioned what happened in these staff meetings at home. At home she had always been big smiles and inappropriate innuendo and lots of flirting with father. Seeing her mother so worried about the state of things, it was really hammering home just how serious the school was taking the attack right after it happened.

“Well,” Tsukauchi began, not looking nearly as seriously concerned as Midnight as he reviewed his files, “it is thanks to you heroes that we have the time to devote ourselves to this case. We’ll expand our investigation and continue searching for the perpetrators who planned this attack.”

Nezu looked down. “A man-child, huh?” All Might glanced at him. “In some ways, he shares common ground with our students. They both have so much potential. And, like our students, I suppose it’s possible someone is guiding him, trying to nurture his malice and villainy.”

Izuku and Katsuki both felt a chill run their spines as they both thought the same thing, All For One.

“I don’t wanna to think about what that could mean.” All Might said over an image of Musutafu at night, from the perspective of the road down from UA’s mountain.

“Principal Nezu, sir?” Tsuyu spoke up. “Did you know about Shigaraki’s master back then?”

Nezu shook his head and reached for a fresh cup of piping hot Yorkshire Gold. “No, my dear. I only had a hunch that it was possible that there was someone in the shadows guiding him; I did not know that such a person existed. I was sure that All Might had an idea of who I was referring to, but like him, I did not wish to entertain that specific possibility.”

“What possibility?” Neito inquired.

Shaking his head again and smiling, Nezu replied, “Oh, I do believe that the show will unveil that to you all in due time. No need for us to spoil a good story for you.”

Lame!

It was still night the day after the USJ attack, and currently in the Midoriya household, Inko Midoriya was making supper for herself and her son. Narrator Midoriya was explaining that school had been closed, probably to give them a break, “…but it was pretty tough to relax.”

“Who is he?” a familiar quiet voice in Midoriya’s room asked. “He’s already saved a hundred people and it hasn’t even been ten minutes.”

Ochaco giggled. “Watching the All Might debut video again, huh?” she asked. Izuku chuckled in response and didn’t answer, instead reaching for some more popcorn.

“I’m getting the distinct impression that it’s your favourite video, Midoriya,” Momo said, placing her hand into her bag of gummy worms and picking up two of them. “We never seem to see you watching any other All Might videos.”

“Yeah, man, there are tons of them!” Minoru added.

“Fear not, citizens!”

Aizawa grabbed the bottle of sake.

“Hope has arrived!”

He poured some into his and Kayama’s porcelain ochokos.

Because I am here!”

“Drink,” he said, and the pair of teachers clinked their glasses and sipped their cups dry.

‘I’m still so far away from becoming a real hero,’ Izuku thought while huddled on his chair, watching the video with a far-away look in his eyes. His thoughts flashed back to the USJ. ‘During the USJ attack, all my classmates and I did was slow Mr. Aizawa and Thirteen down.’

Momo sighed, hearing that she wasn’t the only one who was doing so. “Midoriya…”

“I know,” he answered, leaning into Ochaco while wagging his finger at his past self. “Bad me. You did good.”

“The hell are you talkin’ about, slowing them down?” Katsuki growled. “We took out tons of those damn petty villains without breaking a sweat.”

“But your Quirk is your sweat, Kacchan,” Denki chuckled.

“Shut your mouth, Sparky! You’re the only idiot in our class who let himself get captured by those rejects in the first place!”

Midoriya had moved to sitting on his bed, curling a weight with his right arm as the background behind him showed his thoughts of All Might fighting Nomu at the USJ. ‘I have to embody One For All and master every aspect of it, until it’s second nature for me.’ The scene flashed, going to a flashback of All Might lifting up his shirt to show Midoriya his scar. ‘Because… there isn’t much time left. And because I’m the one he chose, I’ll make him proud!’

Yagi felt his eyes moistening. Young Midoriya…

“So you wanted to make your father proud?” Shoto asked.

Yagi coughed as Izuku whirled around in his seat. “T-Todoroki!” he said. “We’ve been over this!”

Mina grinned. “Sure, he may not be your dad, dad, but you’re definitely projecting ‘Dad Might’ vibes, Midori.” Izuku turned his eyes on her as she giggled. Sensing that he couldn’t win, Izuku buried his head in his hands while Ochaco patted him on the shoulder, his girlfriend unable to keep a smile from her face either.

Inko Midoriya opened the door to her son’s room after calling his name and knocking. “The food’s done.”

Midoriya gave his mother a smile as he lowered the barbell with its eighteen kilograms (forty pounds) of added weight down onto his right leg. “I’ll be right there. Thanks, Mom.”

His mom smiled as the scene cut to an image of part of the set table, Midoriya’s favourite food very prominently in the centre of the image and taking up almost the entire screen. A bowl of delicious-looking katsudon. “Eat up! Those new muscles need lots of fuel!”

“That looks pretty tasty, Midoriya,” Rikido said, placing his hand on his chin.

“It’s just katsudon,” Neito said dismissively.

“You are entitled to your opinion, Monoma,” Izuku replied. “However, keep in mind that your opinion is wrong.”

“Mrs. Midoriya’s great, ribbit,” Tsu said.

“Yes,” Tenya agreed. “You appear to have an excellent mother, Midoriya.” All Izuku could do was blush and wave it off.

“I look forward to meeting her,” Ochaco softly murmured. “She seems wonderful, Izuku.”

He nodded, blushing even harder. “Yeah, she is. Though, uh… she might drown us when I introduce you as my girlfriend.”

Ochaco looked at him quizzically. “Drown me? Doesn’t she have a minor telekinesis Quirk?”

“Well… I’m sure that you’ll see.”

Back in class when it resumed on Saturday after they had Friday off from the USJ aftermath, Hagakure, Ojiro, and Shoji were talking about how nobody had probably noticed her when they were on TV. “It is difficult to stand out when you’re just gloves,” Ojiro said as the show revealed an image of when the girls of the class had appeared on TV outside the USJ, with Hagakure standing right behind Uraraka, but Jiro being more noticeable given that the only part of Hagakure that was seen was the gloves of her hero costume.

“We’re totally big deals,” Kaminari said, leaning back in his seat to look sideways at Kirishima while Jiro fiddled with the jack and lobe of her left ear. “Those news channels love us—we’re basically celebrities.”

“Yeah, it’s kinda crazy, right?” Kirishima asked.

Jiro scoffed. “Get over yourselves. The hero course that pumps out pros was attacked, and that’s what they care about.”

“Who knows what would have happened to us if the teachers hadn’t shown up.”

“Regardless of which teachers you were talking about,” Shoto said as onscreen Mineta freaked out, “more than one of our classmates’ desks would have flowers on it this year.”

While Izuku could feel that there were eyes on him, considering how close he came to being killed several times that day, his own eyes were drawn to the others. Minoru and Tsuyu, who were with him and would have been killed by Shigaraki just as he would have been by Nomu had All Might not arrived when he did, and then to Denki, Kyoka, and Momo. All three of them were at the mercy of the villain using an electric Quirk. If Snipe hadn’t arrived when he did, then there was a risk that the villain could have reneged on his deal and killed all three of them anyway.

If All Might had arrived a couple of seconds later, and if the rest of the teachers had taken even a minute or two longer to appear on scene, then it wouldn’t have been the end for just the Symbol of Peace, but Class 1-A could have had six empty desks with flowers on them; over a quarter or their class wiped out in a single day, including both holders of One For All. Possibly their homeroom teacher too. Two pros, one of them the Number One hero, and six students. Could society have even recovered from the shock that such a thing would have delivered to it?

If that had happened, Izuku thought, trying not to feel the chill that had invaded every student in the theatre at Shoto’s words, and both All Might and I had died, would there have been anyone who could have stood up against All For One? Would he have come out of hiding and taken over Japan without even trying, now that One For All was gone?

He didn’t want to think about it, but he had to face it. Until I’m ready, I have to be more careful. The people here are handing me a lifeline, showing us these videos, fixing my body, and giving us more time to train. I can’t afford to waste it.

A warmth entered his right hand, and Izuku felt surprise for a moment, seeing Ochaco’s hand in his. She was giving him a smile to match the warmth that her hand was giving him, and Izuku felt the chill receding as heat blossomed in his chest. And her, I need to make the most of my time with Ochaco, too.

Sato was shadow boxing after talking about All Might’s fight with Nomu, while Tokoyami nodded and tilted his head down. “His strength is truly a thing of wonder.

The clock ticked.

Iida rushed forward in his usual bustle. “Attention! Homeroom class is about to begin!” He made a dramatic pose with his arms outstretched. “Everyone stop talking and take your seats.”

“Uh… we’re all sitting,” Kirishima pointed out as the camera showed Iida up at the lectern while every other student was sitting at their desks.

“I didn’t honestly act like that, did I?” Tenya asked, looking around at his snickering classmates.

“So uptight. You really need to loosen up a bit, Iida,” Mei said.

“Hey, Midoriya,” Mezo called to him, “now that you’re Class Rep, try to go a little easier on us, okay?”

Izuku smiled and gave him a fist pump. “I’ll do my best!”

“…teach class today?” Ashido asked Asui, the Frog-Quirked girl catching Ashido’s chair before it fell over.

“No idea,” she replied. “Mr. Aizawa’s still in the hospital recovering from his injuries.”

“Except he’s not,” Kayama sighed.

Aizawa stood there, face completely covered in bandages and his arms wrapped in slings. “Morning, class.”

“Sheesh,” Itsuka said with a wry grin. “Can’t imagine Mr. Kan doing that for us.”

“Are you saying that Mr. Kan is inferior to Eraser Head, Kendo?” Neito inquired. She shook her head.

“I never said that,” she replied. “Just that Mr. Kan would probably have arranged a substitute while he recovered.”

“My well-being is irrelevant,” the mummified Aizawa said as he made his way to the lectern at the head of the class.

Kayama, cheeks tinged pink and feeling warm from sake, took a deep, loud , breath through her nose before turning to Aizawa. “You!” she growled, probably louder than she intended, “and you! ” she added, rounding on Yagi. “ Both of you numbskulls are why that cinnamon roll injures himself! You want Midoriya to not throw his life and future away fighting beyond his limits? Stop setting a bad example for him and treating your own lives as dispensable and your health as an inconvenience!”

“Midnight,” Aizawa tried to interject.

“Of course Midoriya and his classmates are going to disregard themselves if their two biggest role models don’t value their own lives! It’s meaningless if you die, Shota, or have you forgotten about Shirakumo?”

Aizawa’s eyes flashed as he quietly murmured, “As if I could forget…”

His female senior winced and deflated. “I’m sorry. I went too far with that.”

“Shirakumo?” Tenya asked.

“Do you know who she’s talking about, ribbit?” Tsuyu queried, looking towards Izuku, who shook his head.

“No idea,” Izuku replied. “If he’s a hero, I’ve never heard of him.”

Nezu bowed his head. “Mr. Oboro Shirakuma, Hero Name: Loud Cloud, was a classmate of Eraser Head’s and Present Mic’s in class 2-A while they attended UA. He and Eraser Head went to the same work study as Midnight when she was in her third year under His Purple Highness, but he tragically lost his life while trying to evacuate children from a building that collapsed during a villain attack.”

Izuku felt a chill while looking up at his homeroom teacher, with his thoughts going back to what Aizawa had been telling him just before the recap episode.

Students have died fighting villains before. Even his own classmates while he was a student. No wonder Mr. Aizawa is so harsh on us; he never wants to see that happen to any of us. Izuku gulped as he turned his head away and looked down at his knees. And I keep making his and All Might’s jobs harder because of how often I put myself at risk to face villains.

Being a hero is dangerous. Even if I have One For All, I still haven’t mastered it, and I’m still just a student. Izuku clenched his fist tightly as he forced himself to come to that realization. But still…

He felt Ochaco’s hand atop his own, and Izuku felt his tension slowly recede as he opened his eyes and found his girlfriend’s warm brown eyes gazing into him, a comforting smile on her face. Her expression alone was telling him in a soft but strong tone, “I am here”, and the chill that had crept up his back started to retreat. A smile came to Izuku’s face and he wiped the tears away from the corner of his eyes, feeling overcome by just how much Ochaco’s silent support meant to him. With the tears gone, Izuku nodded at her, and the comforting smile on Ochaco’s face brightened, then turned into one of steely resolve.

“We’ll figure things out together, Deku,” declared his girlfriend. “So that we save everyone, and come back safely.”

“Yeah,” he agreed immediately, manipulating his fingers to thread between hers. Nodding in sync, the pair turned to look at the screen again.

“…snuck inside?” Jiro asked Aizawa.

“They could attack once we’re all in the same place,” added Ojiro, voicing the concerns of some of the students who visibly seemed anxious about the idea of hosting the Sports Festival so soon after they USJ had been attacked.

Aizawa sighed. “Apparently the administration thinks this is a good way to show that the threat has been handled and our school is safer than ever,” he explained. “Plus, they’re beefing up security compared to past years.” Aizawa looked at them all with serious eyes underneath his bandages. “This event is a huge opportunity for all students at UA. It’s not something we can cancel because of a few villains.” The camera zoomed in on Mineta’s face, as he just stared at Aizawa with an ‘is my teacher a f*cking idiot’ expression plainly visible.

“Uh, I’m sorry, but why not?” he asked. “It’s just a sports festival.”

Just a sports festival? ” Tetsutetsu yelped. “Don’t tell me you were plannin’ on chickening out, Mineta!”

“He honestly seems like the type,” Neito said.

“I just don’t want to get murdered,” Mineta answered Midoriya’s question on if he knew how important the competition was.

“That’s also a fair point,” Itsuka said in Minoru’s defence. “Mineta was one of the ones who had a really traumatic experience with Shigaraki, Nomu, and the other villains at the USJ. Having the Sports Festival only a couple of weeks after that is like painting a big fat target on us daring the League to try again.”

“Yeah, but us and All Might sent them packing the first time,” Eijiro countered. “Wouldn’t that be a deterrent enough? Showing that even us students could take ‘em down?”

Neito shook his head. “You muscleheads don’t get it, do you,” he stated despite posing it as a question. “They were pushed back, yes, but their leader escaped. And you saw the press conference after the training camp was attacked, right? The public and the villains in the shadows didn’t see it as a villain attack that failed, they saw it as the villains walking up to UA, punching us in the face, and then walking away. It doesn’t matter how many villains were beaten up and detained, the fact is that UA failed to capture Shigaraki and Kurogiri, two exalted hero teachers were put in hospital, and the Symbol of Peace was injured. The only reason they tried again at the summer camp was because they knew that they could get away with it.”

Minoru blinked. “So… are you agreeing with me or not, Monoma?” Laughter was his response.

“Oh, I still think you seem like the cowardly type,” Neito replied. “However, your concern that the Sports Festival could be attacked does have some merit, so you’re not a total idiot like some other students.”

“I must agree with Monoma,” Fumikage said, bowing his head. “All Might proved the victor in the end, but my parents were anxious about my return to class on Saturday. Knowing that villains were brazen enough to attack us at the USJ, it’s not inconceivable that they would make another attempt at the Sports Festival, even if Shigaraki was convalescing as his wounds healed.”

Tsuyu blinked and placed a finger to her chin. “Hey, Tokoyami.”

“Hm?”

“Why’d you respond like that when Sato asked if you saw All Might fighting Nomu, ribbit? You were in the Squall Zone the entire time, right?”

“That’s true, but when Present Mic led Koda and myself out we saw the hole in the ceiling that All Might had sent Nomu flying through. Sero was kind enough to give us a blow-by-blow of the fight on our way back to school.”

Hanta grinned. “More like I couldn’t shut up about it. I was probably geeking out over All Might’s fight more than Midoriya would have if he hadn’t broken his legs and been ushered to Recovery Girl.”

“Yeah, but that’s as far as some people go,” Jiro said after Kaminari mentioned people being scouted into being sidekicks after graduating UA. “They miss their chance to go indie and stay eternal sidekicks.” She turned to look at Kaminari. “Actually, that’s probably where you’re headed. You’re kinda dumb.”

While some chuckled at the on-screen Kaminari’s expression, and Denki himself stuttered, “J-Jiro!” in frustration, Kyoka grinned while folding her arms and looking smugly up at him. “Hey, I’m willing to revise my assessment if you prove me wrong,” she said. “Right now, you’re still totally eternal sidekick material.”

“Oh yeah?” Denki countered. “Well newsflash for you, Jiro! I’m gonna make it into the top twenty some day. Chargebolt’s gonna be a big name on the hero scene!”

“Maybe you can settle this with a contest?” Mina asked.

Denki smiled. “Heck yeah, that sounds perfect!”

“After the pickup lines you fed to Midoriya to say to Uraraka, I’m not convinced you’ll ever graduate from eternal sidekick, though,” Kyoka said.

Mina just cackled. “Don’t you worry, Jiro, Kaminari. I’ll come up with a great way to show off how you’ll totally be able to make it as a pro!”

Denki smiled and gave her a thumbs-up. “Thanks, Ashido! I’m counting on you!”

Kyoka reached down and grabbed her phone, quickly typing a DM to Mina.

K. Jiro: What r u up to, Ashido?

M. Ashido: You’ll see…

M. Ashido: ;P

“We put on a good show, and we’re basically on the road to being pros!” Sero said as the lunch bell was ringing, seemingly just as pumped for the Sports Festival now that it was definitely a sure thing and Aizawa had stressed that security would be increased and how important it was for their futures.

Sato grinned. “Yeah, this is why I’m even here in the first place!” he said, punching his fist into an open palm.

“We get so few chances,” Tokoyami sagely reminded them while sitting on the lockers at the back of the classroom. “We have to make the most of this.”

A cheery musical trill started while Hagakure in her uniform took centre stage ahead of a bright yellow and white background. “Oh, man, Ojiro, I’m getting kind of nervous about the festival.” Ojiro simply sat in his chair, looking at her with a smile and a slight bead of sweat on his cheek. “I have to come up with a way to get noticed!”

“Uh, sure,” he answered her, not fully sure what to say to her.

“Maybe with a cheer!”

“Maybe you should be looking at a shinier costume or something?” he suggested as Hagakure started to practice cheering in front of him. “Otherwise you’re going to have to try really hard.”

Mei’s eyes widened as she made a pronounced gasp. “Did someone say costume upgrade!? ” she whirled around to find her seat partner from the first day on the island. “Don’t you worry, Invisible Girl! Mama’s got you covered!”

“Are you sure standing out’s what you want to do, Hagakure?” Momo asked. “Wouldn’t being unnoticed be more beneficial to you?”

“Maybe,” Izuku said before Toru could answer. “But there are definitely times in which Hagakure would want people to notice her as well, so maybe having a costume that could help her choose when she wanted to be noticed or stealth would be beneficial. Right now even if she wanted to be noticed, it’s really difficult. I’m sure that there are some other people who would pick up on her being around without help, but it could become a problem when working with unfamiliar heroes. They might not be able to coordinate properly.”

“Communication is definitely a problem when one person’s invisible,” Momo agreed.

“Your predicament really is a double-edged sword,” Fumikage said sympathetically to Toru.

“It’s fine, you guys,” Toru replied. “I’ve got my new super move after all, so I’ll definitely be able to stand out next year if I keep working on it. I’m really going to own my Quirk and get properly scouted for an internship next year, believe it!”

“This is gonna be nuts!” Midoriya commented, seeing how fired up all his classmates were getting about the Sports Festival. “Everyone’s so excited.”

“Well, yeah, of course we are!” Iida replied, getting up out of his chair. “We enrolled at this school with the sole aim to become heroes.” He began shaking his hips slightly as he demonstrated his own enthusiasm in a very Iida-like way. “So naturally, we’re all getting fired up.”

Mina laughed, pointing at the screen, totally ignoring that the past version of her was also watching Iida’s moves. “What kind of dancing is that, Iida?”

“I’m just expressing my excitement through physical motion!” Tenya replied.

“Yeah, no. Not like that. I’mma teach you all how to dance while we’re here. ‘Kay?”

“And also nervous,” Midoriya answered Iida.

“Deku! Iida!”

“Oh right!” Mina laughed again. “This!”

Uraraka had a purple aura around her, a very intense look upon her face that was messing with her normally chill vibe. A manic grin was on her face, eyebrows angled down and forehead scrunched. “Let’s do our best in the Sports Festival!”

Ochaco buried her head in her hands and groaned. Izuku patted her back to make her feel better, but that didn’t assuage her thoughts. She looked so silly and stupid, looking back on it now. She hadn’t realized that she’d gotten that intense when the competition came up.

“Oh gosh, I really was pumped up, wasn’t I?” she lamented. “This is so embarrassing.”

Izuku chuckled. “Hey, it’s okay. It’s not like this is the worst thing the show’s covered.”

Mineta blushed after Ashido questioned what was up with Uraraka. “PMS?” he asked, not quite getting the last syllable out before Asui’s tongue snapped out of her mouth and slapped his cheek hard enough to knock his head a full ninety degrees to the right.

Minoru scowled, rubbing his cheek in sympathy pain with his past self. “I’m seeing a pattern here.”

“Stop deserving it, ribbit.”

“Oh come on,” Minoru countered. “How did just saying PMS justify hitting me that hard?”

“While premenstrual syndrome is a medically accepted condition, current scientific evidence doesn’t support the hypothesis that it actually causes mood swings,” Momo stated. “So you’re perpetuating a stereotype, Mineta.”

Aizawa sighed audibly from above. “He does raise a good point, however,” their teacher said. “Verbally correcting him as you did just now, Yaoyorozu, would have been preferable to physically striking him like that, Asui.”

Tsuyu turned around in her seat, getting onto her knees and grabbing the back of the furniture to look up at Aizawa. “To be honest, sir, this wasn’t the first time Mineta was being sexually inappropriate around me, ribbit. You did see how he behaved at the USJ, right?”

Aizawa nodded, but it was Kayama who answered. “Yes, and we also saw how you dealt with the situation,” she said. “And… to be very honest, Asui, I believe that you’re overdoing it, especially in this instance.”

Asui blinked, feeling something like lead falling in the pit of her stomach and an itch starting to rise in her collar and throat. “Midnight, would it be possible to speak to you about this after the episodes today, ribbit?”

“I believe that’s an excellent idea,” Nezu remarked brightly. “Once we finish watching the two videos for the afternoon, perhaps we should stay behind for another supplementary lesson on ethics, hero informatics, and the legal system.”

Eijiro and Tetsutetsu both winced, as well as several other students. “Aw crap,” Tetsutetsu grunted. “I’m terrible at hero laws.”

“Same, man.”

Neito looked towards Itsuka. “Do you think this lesson’s going to be anything like yesterday’s?”

“Oh God, I hope not,” she answered.

“…kinda look like you’re losin’ it,” Kirishima told Uraraka as she had her fist thrust high in the air with an insane intensity about her.

‘Now that I think about it,’ Midoriya thought as he watched Uraraka continue to shout out that she was going to do her best, ‘there’s something I’ve been meaning to ask her.’

“Uraraka, your eyes twinkle like the night sky, will you go out with me?” Yuga asked aloud. Everyone whipped their heads towards him, while he just smiled at the flustered expressions on Ochaco and Izuku’s faces. “That’s what you should have asked her at lunch, no?”

The pair glanced at each other and blushed. Sure, they were dating now , but if Izuku had asked her that after knowing her for only a single week, he doubted he’d ever be able to look Ochaco in the eye again.

“Pfft!” Mina laughed. “Even I know that that’s going too fast for them, sweetie.”

On their way to the cafeteria after having pulled Uraraka out from the classroom of Sports Festival jitters, Midoriya posed his question to her. It was just a voiceover, as the scene was just full of students milling about in the halls on their lunch break. “Hey, Uraraka?”

“What’s up?”

“Why did you decide to come to UA? What made you want to be a pro hero?”

Momo’s eyes lit up, as well as most of the students, who quieted down to listen to whatever it was Ochaco had told Izuku back then. The girl in question still had her head buried in her hands from embarrassment while her boyfriend rubbed her back, and Tenya was giving her a sympathetic smile.

I wonder what Uraraka’s going to say, Momo thought to herself. She and Midoriya look up to one another so much, so her aspirations are bound to be similar to his. Uraraka has such a kind heart, so she obviously wants to dedicate herself to helping others.

Yagi leaned forward, grinning. “Ah, this should be enlightening.” His voice was quiet, expectant. Uraraka’s always been a fine student, and a scrappy fighter during class. She has such drive to succeed. It will be interesting to learn what motivated her to decide to become a hero.

Midoriya stopped walking, a look of surprise on his face. “Uh—for the money?” The show cut to a slow pan up of Uraraka, deliberately not looking him in the eye and vigorously rubbing the back of her head, ruffling her hair. “You wanna be a hero so you can get rich?”

It was like a sixteen-ton weight had just dropped on almost everyone’s heads, stunning practically the entire room. Katsuki started laughing, not able to even properly vocalize his immense satisfaction that Izuku’s girlfriend came to UA for the same reason that he did: to become the richest hero of all time.

Yagi sweatdropped. “Didn’t see that one coming.”

“I didn’t expect that from Uraraka,” Koji said with a hushed voice, looking towards where she was sitting.

“Doesn’t seem to be bugging Midoriya much, though,” Tetsutetsu said. “Just surprised she had such a motive.”

Uraraka was turned away, looking embarrassed with her hands on her cheeks underneath her hair and her legs together, striking a very cute appearance even while apologizing to Midoriya and Iida for sounding greedy compared to their own motivations for joining the Hero Course. “I hope you don’t think less of me now.”

“Not at all!” Iida replied, making some exaggerated hand motions. “Your goal is to support your wellbeing, which is a perfectly admirable ambition to have.”

“He’s right,” Mei said. “Gotta put bread on the table somehow.”

“That’s… a very good point,” Mashiro agreed. “Though I’m with show Midoriya. It’s surprising.”

Uraraka sighed while fidgeting, still not looking her friends in the eye. “Well, you see, my family owns a construction company,” she looked a little like she was about to cry as she kept fiddling with the hair on the back of her head, “but we haven’t gotten any work lately, so we’re flat broke. Anyway, this isn’t really something I usually tell other people but…”

Momo felt her heart bleed a little while glancing at Ochaco. She honestly hadn’t expected to hear this coming from Ochaco, and she doubted that Ochaco had meant to let the whole class know about her family’s predicament.

She trailed off while Iida and Midoriya both placed their hands to their chins in thought. “Construction, eh?” Iida mused.

Midoriya gasped in excitement. “If she got licensed, I bet she could use her Quirk to bring costs down a lot.”

Iida smiled in agreement while making a swift gesture. “And they could sell their heavy-lifting equipment. She could float everything!”

Uraraka finally looked at them as she did a little hop to face them, making finger guns at them. “I know , right? I’ve been telling Dad that since I was a kid!” Her expression softened and she trailed off, pointing to the side with her finger guns. “But…”

The girls in class immediately cooed “awws” when the screen shifted to a flashback, showing Ochaco as a little kid with tears in her big brown eyes, wearing an oversized yellow sweater with the word SUPER on it in red screen print, light green pants, and cute pink slippers. Izuku felt his own heart clench and he felt like he was going to die of cuteness overload. Ochaco had never once, never once shown him a picture of what she looked like as a child, and now this was being thrust on him without warning.

She was so adorably cuuute! She was always cute, but this just cemented it!

Ochaco groaned in despair as she saw Izuku’s face, hearing him mutter how utterly adorable she was as a child, and now knew what it was like to be in his shoes with how often she and the other girls got to see him as a little kid because of the show.

“You want to work for us?” a man’s voice, most likely Uraraka’s dad, asked her.

Baby Uraraka nodded towards the camera and lifted her arms up as she spoke, coming towards the camera. “When I grow up all big and strong, I’ll help you and Mommy out any way that I can.”

“Nevermind,” Eijiro said, wiping tears from his eyes. “You’re not greedy. This is so manly, Uraraka.”

The man placed a big hand attached to a thick, muscled, construction worker arm on his daughter’s head. “I really appreciate the thought, Ochaco.” The screen showed him kneeling down to her level, petting her head while her mom stood behind him, watching the exchange. “But as your dad, I’d be even happier if you achieved your own dream. That’s the way to make us happy. And if you do make money, you can take us to Hawaii or something!”

Still with tears in her eyes and a trembling lip as her father shot down her offer to help, baby Uraraka clutched her sweater in her tiny hands and looked down. “Daddy…”

Back in the ‘present’, Uraraka was gripping her skirt similarly as she made her declaration to her friends. “I’m gonna become a pro. I’ll sign with a good agency and make plenty of money. Then I’ll be able to let my parents have an easy life!”

Tetsutetsu sniffed. “That is so inspirational, Uraraka. I’m not crying, there are just onion ninjas in here.”

Yagi’s expression softened along with those of his fellow teachers. “Well I’ll be…”

Momo felt tears coming to her own eyes, not knowing that her mother was getting misty-eyed several rows above her. “That’s so beautiful, Uraraka.”

As Uraraka smiled in embarrassment while Iida clapped and cheered her on. Midoriya seemed to be viewing her with opened eyes. ‘She’s not here because of some hero fantasy. She’s more grounded than any of us.’

Before anyone else in the Maple Theatre could comment on Ochaco’s revealed motivations for becoming a hero, they paused as a familiar booming laugh echoed from the speakers.

All Might appeared on screen with flowing stars and stripes, shouting out and pointing, “Young Midoriya… is here!”

Rikido smirked and looked up at the teachers. “I think that’s your cue to take another drink, Mr. Aizawa, Midnight.”

“Everything is your fault, All Might,” Aizawa said as he started to pour the sake into Kayama’s cup, his coworker eagerly holding it out for her refill.

“I don’t say it that much do I?”

“…here?” Midoriya asked, himself and his friends caught totally off-guard by All Might’s sudden appearance.

“Lunch!” All Might replied, holding up a tiny bento box wrapped in a cute aquamarine cloth with tiny white bunny faces on it. “Ya wanna eat with me?”

“That’s adorable!” Toru laughed, screaming the same thing the Ochaco had at the time. She wasn’t the only one to burst out laughing at the spectacle, but a few people made frowns when they saw the past version of Tenya just nod and let Izuku go off to have lunch with him.

“Hang on,” Denki said, looking down at Ochaco and then Tenya. “Didn’t either of you find it at all strange that All Might was asking Midoriya to have lunch with him?”

The pair looked at each other in contemplation.

Aizawa sighed, holding his sake glass. “I think we’ll need to do some more situational awareness lessons for my class.” He downed his drink.

“I wonder what he wanted with Deku?” Uraraka cheerfully asked Iida as they stood in line for Lunch Rush’s food, not a worry visible at all.

“I heard that when All Might was attacked by villains during the USJ incident, Midoriya tried to stop them himself. Perhaps that’s what this is about.”

“Was it?” Aizawa asked.

Yagi chuckled and shook his head. “N-not exactly, no.”

Mei giggled. “Is it wrong that I am just loving the exaggerated movements you’re making, Legs?”

“They’re not that exaggerated!” Tenya replied, flicking his hands at her in very similar motions to what his onscreen version was doing. “Hand gestures are an important part in non-verbal communication!”

“Iida, I told you to call me Tsu as well, ribbit.”

“I apologize for my past transgression, Tsu!”

“Since their Quirks are so similar to each other,” Iida was continuing after the show flashed back to Asui mentioning how similar Midoriya’s and All Might’s Quirks were, “it’s possible that All Might’s taken a liking to him. How lucky!”

While the majority of the students around them seemed to be totally ignoring their conversation, one student several spots ahead of them in line glanced back. ‘All Might and Izuku Midoriya, huh?’ thought Todoroki.

“And the rivalry starts,” Fumikage said.

“I guess at least one person in class started to notice something,” Aizawa said, smiling slightly.

“It is kinda weird that neither of you questioned it, though,” Minoru thought aloud.

Ochaco blushed. “Well, it’s not like All Might looked like he was going to give Izuku a hard lecture or get him in trouble,” she replied. “He was just like a big friendly muscly teddy bear back then. And, like, it’s All Might! Getting to have lunch with him would be super cool!”

“Yeah, but if he came up to me and asked if I wanted to eat lunch with him, I’d be wondering why he wanted to eat lunch with a student when we have class with him right after lunch,” Kyoka put forth, which put a dampener on Ochaco’s response.

“Oh yeah. That is pretty weird, huh?”

Itsuka shook her head and groaned. “Okay, I know I’m starting to sound like a broken record here, but fifty minutes!? How did none of us spot this until he deflated on live TV?”

“I guess All Might really went Plus Ultra to keep his time limit under wraps,” Yuga replied.

“At this point I can barely even look like All Might for an hour and a half,” the hero told Midoriya as the camera panned over the teen’s worried expression.

“I’m so sorry,” Midoriya apologized. “I should’ve just—”

All Might cut him off with some laughter, blood spewing out of his mouth. “You don’t need to apologize for anything!”

“He’s right, Midoriya,” Momo added, even though the sight of All Might laughing blood made her feel a little squeamish again. “There’s really nothing to be sorry for. All Might was the one who pushed himself too far at the USJ, not you.”

He looked at her, seeing both Itsuka and Kyoka nodding alongside Momo, and Ochaco gave his shoulder a firm squeeze.

“I brought you here to talk about the festival,” All Might said.

“Aw, yeah! Did he give you some rad pointers, Midoriya?” Denki asked.

Izuku winced. “Well…”

“…For All yet. So, then, what’s your plan?” Midoriya looked down after All Might questioned him before he remembered something.

“Wait, I did once!” The show cut back to when he was trying to protect Asui from Shigaraki and ended up punching Nomu. “When I landed a smash on that brain villain, there was no backlash at all!”

“Oh! That’s right, you did mention that.”

“Way to be on top of the game there, All Might,” Neito chuckled.

“To be fair, though, Midoriya did mention it during the battle and this is still the first day back from school,” Kayama answered him. “Having a bit of a debrief right now and bringing it up was a good way to move forward.”

Midoriya was deep into self-analyzing as All Might asked him about what was different this time. His thoughts went to what Thirteen had said before the whole train wreck of a rescue training exercise happened. ‘I’m sure you’re aware that I have a powerful Quirk. It’s called Black Hole. I can use it to suck up anything and turn it into dust. But my Quirk could also very easily be used to kill.’ Thirteen’s hand became Midoriya’s as he clenched it into a fist, and looked at it with a very serious expression. The muscles in his hand twitched as he was all too aware of the power within him.

“This was the very first time, ever, that I used my power against a person.”

“It’s a good thing that that first punch was against Nomu, who could take it,” Rikido said. “If it had been anyone else, well…” he left the thought hanging, all of them remembering what had happened when he punched the roof of the practice building during their first combat training, and when he punched the Zero-Pointer, and when he shattered Todoroki’s glaciers…

Izuku was a monstrous powerhouse at one hundred percent. It was a good thing he’d learned to control some of that power since then.

Katsuki made a noise with his teeth. If he’d punched Shigaraki like that, then none of this sh*t with All For One would’ve happened. But then Deku would probably have broken from having literally punched a person into red paste. Wimp’s too soft for that kind of thing.

All Might moved towards the window as Midoriya took up his cup of tea. “To be frank, I don’t have much time left as the world’s Symbol of Peace. Soon, I’ll have to put that title to bed.”

Midoriya looked sad as he gazed down at the coffee table. “No way…”

Staring out at the city beyond his reflection, All Might continued. “And some villains out there are startin’ to notice that. Someone has to step up and keep the people safe.”

Aizawa frowned, groaning and rubbing his eyes. “You’re kidding me, right?”

Kayama sighed, placing a hand to her forehead. “All Might…”

All Might turned back and dramatically extended his hand to Midoriya. “I gave you my power for one reason: ‘cause you will be the hero who takes my place!”

“Getting intense in here again,” Denki said as the show went back to Midoriya struggling during his ten months of hell after he collapsed from overworking himself.

“It is… quite a lot of pressure that All Might’s putting on you, isn’t it?” Neito muttered quietly, hoping that Izuku didn’t hear him. He wanted to be a hero, yes. A good and successful hero, absolutely. However, to become the next All Might? That wasn’t anywhere close to being on his radar; yet Izuku was striving to be just that with the former pro pushing him. That… was a level of commitment that went beyond his experience, even despite how much he had struggled to make his Quirk work for him over the years.

“Excellent,” All Might said. “The time has come for you to prove it. This sports festival. It’s something that the pros—no, the entire country will be watching very closely. I want you to think of this sports festival as your debut. You are the fledgling Symbol of Peace. The next All Might!”

As All Might had been talking, the camera started shaking slightly, thick lines of tension running up and down the screen as Midoriya felt the pressure mount more and more upon his shoulders, the boy’s anxiety showing through at what his mentor was saying.

“Izuku Midoriya.” All Might’s pupil became the cloudy landscape with the lights of One For All racing through it. “I want you to introduce yourself to the world, and proudly say ‘I am here!’”

Kayama sighed as the screen cut to a cherry tree in bloom and held out her glass. “Drink.”

Mina frowned. “Wow, All Might, way to lay the pressure on Midori—hey! It’s us!”

“This seems wholesome,” Itsuka added with a smile, seeing the girls of 1-A lying on the grass in a circle, cloud gazing as the cherry blossoms fell around them.

The ending song’s lyrics kicked in, showing the six girls of 1-A in their hero costumes breaking through UA’s robots from the entrance exam.

Minoru smiled and relaxed back in his seat. “This is nice.”

“Yeah,” Mezo agreed before any of the ladies gave Minoru a hard time. “It is pretty wholesome.”

Ochaco looked at Izuku, and he seemed to be watching with a content smile on his face. “It’s really easing off the tension from the end of the episode,” he agreed, falling back into his seat and wrapping his arm around Ochaco. He giggled a little in his throat. “I like it.”

“Those are our queens!” Denki called out.

“Every girl in our class is a queen,” Hanta agreed.

“Especially Uraraka and Yaomomo,” Eijiro stated. “Uraraka’s dating Midoriya now, and he’s like, the most manly guy in class, and she was freaking awesome with why she wants to be a hero, so that totally makes her a queen. And Yaomomo’s kinda like a rich princess with an awesome Quirk and is our vice-rep.”

“Yeah, girl,” Kyoka sided with him, patting Momo on the shoulder. “You’re totally the Queen of Queens in our class.”

Momo blushed, not exactly knowing what to say to this amount of praise being heaped on her. “I… I really don’t think I’m…”

“It’s not an unfair assessment,” Shoto spoke up. “You’re both pretty amazing.”

Ochaco started to wave her hands back and forth. This was getting out of hand. Izuku pressing compliments on her? Yeah, that was expected, but for Shoto Todoroki to do it too? “Come on, you guys, stop teasing us! We’re really not all that special. Mina’s way more athletic and outgoing and Tsu’s always keeping a level head and—”

“Just shut up and take the compliments already,” Katsuki barked. “I’m not gonna start bowing or anything, but both of you make physics your bitch.”

And now even Bakugo was saying she was awesome. Ochaco would never have expected that when she woke up this morning. She was still pissed at him for all the sh*t he put Izuku through when the boys were kids, but she had better things to do with her time than spend all of her brainpower coming up with more revenge plots than the one in which the pom-pom was currently suffering with that pink hair job.

The very cute and wholesome featuring the girls of the class hanging out together ended with the show’s title all in pink and white, before the fanfare for the next episode preview began. “The next episode preview is here!” Narrator All Might shouted.

“What number is this one, Shota?” Kayama asked as he poured the drinks. “Six or seven?”

“Six. This was a bad idea.”

“You mean fantastic idea,” she countered. “We should have brought Yamada and Tensei with us. They would have had so much fun.”

“You’re delusional if you think I’m sticking around when you three are wasted.”

“…everyone participates in,” Narrator All Might said as clips from the next episode were playing, showing Hatsume walk onto the field along with Tetsutetsu and a number of 1-B.

Katsuki grinned. “f*ckin’ finally! Good thing we don’t have to sit through watching two weeks of boring training!”

Eijiro grinned. “Man, I’m getting all fired up!”

“Next time: ‘Roaring Sports Festival’!” Narrator Midoriya announced.

“Ooh, don’t miss Young Todoroki pick a fight with Young Midoriya!”

“Uh… go beyond!”

“PLUS ULTRA!” everyone shouted, giggling seeping into their giddy smiles as the episode clocked out and the five minute timer came up onto the screen.

Ochaco stretched. “Mmm! Time for a quick bathroom break. Be right back, Izuku.”

“Yeah, I think that’s a good idea,” he agreed, also rising from his seat. He paused, since it seemed like Kamimoto hadn’t said anything this time to remind them about them only having the amount of time on the countdown clock. She seemed to be doing something on her phone, but what it was he had no idea. “Uh, this is the last one before lunch, so it’s probably not a good time to get any snacks you guys, but make sure you use the bathroom if you need to.”

“Will do, Class Rep!” Denki shouted, leaping to his feet and saluting Izuku before rushing off to take care of business. Izuku smiled awkwardly, feeling a little bit of joy at hearing the term ‘class rep’ associated with himself, before following the Electrification-Quirked teen’s lead.

Notes:

My next update will be chapter six for my other story, Class 1-A's IzuOcha Hell Week. Don't expect another FBI chapter until probably at least a week after that fic gets an update.

Chapter 26: Enter the Tournament Arc!

Notes:

I'm pretty sure a while ago I had some idea about what kind of note I wanted to say, but now I've...

Oh right!

Yes, I'm caught up on the manga.

No, I haven't decided on what that means for this fic yet. Please don't discuss it in the comments for the sake of the anime only people we may have reading who choose not to have things spoiled for them.

At any rate, belated Merry Christmas, Happy Holidays, Happy New Year, and Happy Friday!

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Shoto glanced upwards at where the teachers were sitting as he watched Izuku head off to the washroom in the interim time. The Sports Festival was the next story arc that this show was going to cover. He wasn’t sure how much time it would devote to it, but if the first couple of events lasted an episode each, then today was likely going to be his last opportunity to talk to Aizawa before his talk with Izuku was shown. It was a given that such a thing would happen; considering how closely the show stuck to the inheritor of One For All. He should at least warn the teachers before it was out in the open. The whole point of pulling Izuku aside was so that nobody else was aware of his past.

However, thanks to the drinking game that Aizawa and Kayama had come up with, it was looking less likely that they would be in a proper state to receive such information during their lunch break, and maybe even afterwards. There was also that extra lesson that they were going to have on ethics and laws, plus more Quirk training. Hopefully he would be able to find time to speak to Aizawa about it, and Aizawa would be in a fit state to discuss things with him.

A bit of physical motion drew his eye slightly away from Aizawa, Shoto’s ears catching a coughing noise. All Might… perhaps I could discuss this with him. He was the focal point of my conversation with Midoriya, after all. It would make sense to warn him about it first.

Rising from his seat, Shoto made his way over to where the teachers were sitting at the highest row. They quickly became aware of his presence, despite Aizawa and Kayama having been imbibing. “Is there something we can help you with, Mr. Todoroki?” the principal asked.

“Something like that,” Shoto replied. “Would it be fine to speak with All Might after we finish watching today’s batch of episodes? There is something coming up that I would like to discuss with him.”

“You are referring to the conversation you had with Mr. Midoriya after the conclusion of the second round, correct?”

Shoto froze at Principal Nezu’s words. “How did you—”

The principal smiled. “You act as though I am unaware of anything that happens on campus ever since the USJ incident. I am fully aware of what the two of your discussed. You wanted to inform us prior to the rest of your classmates finding out, correct?”

Rocked on his heels at the discovery that his secret wasn’t so secret after all, at least amongst the faculty, Shoto could only dumbly nod in reply. “That is correct, yes, sir.”

“We are already aware of the situation,” Aizawa answered with a surprising statement. “And it wasn’t from the principal’s eavesdropping, either. All Might had a talk with Endeavor, who made some interesting comments about having ‘created’ you as well as stating that you were in a rebellious phase. In an act of rare acumen, he discussed the current Number One’s words with us during lunch.”

“The principal rounded it out with some of the information his cameras recorded of your conversation with Midoriya,” Kayama added. “So we already know the content of what you will be discussing with Midoriya. There’s no need to be concerned about surprising us out of the blue.”

Yagi nodded his head. “Young Todoroki, it may surprise you to learn this, but it was always something of an open secret amongst the hero community after the incident with your older brother that your father wasn’t exactly the best family man. After your mother was put into hospital we’ve all quietly kept our eyes on him. Enji Todoroki is no Inko Midoriya, no doubt about that. A hard taskmaster projecting his own ambitions onto his son, yes, but if you or your siblings had been in any real danger, rest assured that we would have acted.”

I was not expecting this, Shoto thought, looking at his teachers in befuddled bewilderment. “You… knew?”

“I was honestly surprised when you chose Endeavor’s agency for your internship,” Aizawa answered. “I’d have figured that you’d have ignored his offer to spite him. Then I saw you openly using the fire half of your Quirk after internships. He may not be the best person in the world, but he’s good at his job, and you came back from your internship showing that you can at least work with him on a professional level.”

Shoto saw Yagi nod. “Yes. If I had to compare him to someone, I would say that Endeavor resembles a famous American general from a certain war. They certainly call him a hero, though I suppose we wouldn’t see eye-to-eye on that.”

“A general?” Shoto inquired. He couldn’t think of his father being compared to any general.

“Yes,” Yagi said with another nod. “If we’re talking about ego, I would say he’s quite similar to George Patton’s reputation. Time will tell whether that holds true now that he’s on top because of my retirement.”

Shoto grimaced, remembering just how Endeavor had looked after Kamino. The man had essentially thrown a tantrum in his personal gym; having been handed the title of Number One rather than earning it himself had been a heavy blow to him. It almost reminded him of how Katsuki had acted after winning the Sports Festival, but at least Endeavor wouldn’t have required a muzzle and chains. His father knew how to handle PR, and had kept his rage against the world a private affair confined to his gym. Shoto and Fuyumi only had to deal with the noise.

I wonder that myself.

“Last episode before lunch is about to start, guys,” Itsuka announced from the front as the clock was down to less than thirty seconds.

“Young Todoroki.” Shoto looked back at All Might. “If you would like to discuss this more this afternoon, I would be happy to make myself available.”

“…I’ll think about it,” Shoto answered, and quickly returned to his seat.

“Of course you’d compare him to an American,” Aizawa muttered. “Couldn’t compare him to one of your own countrymen.”

“Well who would you pick, Aizawa?” Kayama asked.

“Hideyoshi Totoyomi,” he answered. Aizawa made a sideways glance towards Yagi. “Though I wouldn’t go so far as to call you Nobunaga Oda.”

Yagi flinched. “I appreciate you not comparing the Symbol of Peace to the man who set Mount Hiei on fire.” He turned his attention towards the screen as it counted down the final seconds. “There’s another man I can think of who’s a better comparison to the Demon King of old.”

Izuku quickly sat back down in his seat on the loveseat next to Ochaco just as the countdown timer finished.

The screen came to life with a globe of the Earth floating in space, spinning with bright points of light illuminating places where the biggest cities were, until the Earth was obscured by the Moon. “This is a superhuman society,” Narrator Midoriya said in his voiceover, “with eighty percent of us possessing some uncanny ability.” The Moon passed, showing a cloud-covered sky that was parting for a brilliant sunbeam to come down, then cutting back to show many sunbeams cutting through the clouds above a dreary cityscape. “Cities swirled with chaos and confusion following the appearance of these powers…”

Minoru yawned. “Are we seriously getting another recap?” he asked.

“Maybe it’s not so bad,” Toru hypothesized over the image of All Might that shifted to showing Eraser Head and some of her classmates. “Maybe it’s just, like, the first thirty seconds or so as part of an extended intro?”

“God, I hope so,” Kyoka sighed. “It’s honestly going to get a little repetitive if we have to keep hearing Midoriya remind us that this is the story of how he becomes the world’s greatest hero.”

“Which he won’t!” Katsuki barked. “You still have to go through me, nerd!”

Itsuka groaned while Kyoka said, “Did you seriously not hear Yaomomo, discount Endeavor? Beating up the most villains isn’t going to make you Number One!”

Katsuki went “Tch!” and threw his head to the side, not looking down at any of his classmates. “I f*ckin’ know that,” he grumbled quietly.

Neito looked towards Izuku. “Honestly, doesn’t that sound a little pompous to you, saying that you’ll be the world’s greatest hero?”

Izuku waved his hands in front of him at the accusation just as his onscreen double and narration said that, while Ochaco frowned next to him. “That’s not me saying that!” he denied frantically while the intro started. “I mean, that’s my voice saying that, but it’s not me! This is a show I had no part in the making of so I can’t tell you if what Narrator me is saying is true or not. I mean, obviously I’d like it to be true, because that’s my goal, to be the world’s greatest hero, but it’s not like I’m bragging that that’s what I’ll be and you should just bow to me or something.”

“Yeah, that’s more of a Bakugo thing,” Tsuyu commented.

“I don’t think there is anything distinctly wrong with it being declared like that,” Momo said, placing a finger to her chin. “After all, this is being presented from an entertainment perspective to the viewing audience instead of as a documentary series.”

“Unless this is a docudrama,” Itsuka countered.

“Even so,” Momo replied with a nod, conceding Itsuka’s point, “while we are finding aspects of it educational, primarily it’s focus so far has been entertainment. Having the protagonist’s narration as if the story is already finished and they are telling us how said event, Midoriya becoming the world’s greatest hero, occurred, makes sense from such a standpoint.”

“That and the show’s totally awesome!” Toru added. “I mean, we’re in it, you guys! We’re basically celebrities to the people where Miss Kamimoto’s from!”

“I cannot argue with her,” Yuga replied, “though my sparkle doesn’t get nearly as much screen time.”

The intro finished, and instead of returning to where the last episode ended with Midoriya and All Might, Mr. Aizawa in the classroom was shown. “The UA Sports Festival is about to start,” he declared. Fanfare kicked in as it recapped part of his explanation from the previous episode, with fade-ins of Best Jeanist, Edgeshot, and Endeavor appearing next to him. “It’s true that joining a famous hero agency can garner you greater experience and popularity. One chance a year, three chances in a lifetime. No aspiring hero can afford to miss this festival. That means you better not slack off on your training.”

“Yes, sir!”

“You look concerned there, Midoriya,” Rikido said, rubbing his chin. “Was something on your mind?”

Izuku winced and rubbed the back of his head. “Well, you knew how little control I had over my Quirk back then, right?” he said as the title screen, Roaring Sports Festival, was shown. “I was worried I’d make a poor showing.”

“Poor boy,” Kayama muttered, watching as Ochaco hugged him.

“Well, you did squick a lot of people out when you were literally breaking yourself,” Itsuka said. “Not like you had much choice in the matter, though.”

The show had returned to All Might and Midoriya’s lunchtime meeting. “Think of the sports festival as your debut,” All Might told his successor. “You are the fledgling Symbol of Peace, the next All Might! Izuku Midoriya.” The screen cut away from Midoriya’s stressed expression as his mentor was laying all of this on him to All Might clenching his fist. “You must introduce yourself to the world, and proudly say ‘I am here!’”

“Drink!” Mina, Denki, and Hanta all cheered, glancing back and seeing Aizawa and Kayama pouring out the sake.

“But, All Might, that’s your catchphrase!” Midoriya gasped.

“Hey, do you think we should do a drinking game like that?” Denki asked.

“With what?” Mina asked. “Kamimoto said we’re not allowed alcohol.”

“How about Hellfire Cola?” Katsuki barked, and grinned.

“I’d like to keep my tongue intact, thank you!” Minoru replied.

“Wimp.”

“Given the number of times All Might says ‘I am here’ or we see Midoriya watching that same video or it’s referenced, I’m gonna agree with Mineta on this one, Bakugo,” Eijiro replied. “I think you’re the only one who could handle it.”

“I concur!” Tenya stated. “If we will be playing such a social game, it should not be something that will render harm or incapacitation!”

“How about energy drinks?” Mashiro suggested.

“Ojiro,” Aizawa threatened with a growl.

“I’m not suggesting we shotgun them or something whenever the line happens!” Mashiro hastily defended himself. “I mean we all get one and we just take a sip.”

“That… sounds feasible,” Izuku said, rubbing his chin.

“And it wouldn’t be too much to consume in a day,” Momo agreed.

Izuku nodded. “Plus, we’ll be doing Quirk training both before and after watching episodes each day,” he added. “So it’s got the possibility of us getting a boost of energy before lunch or after lunch before training when we’re in a post-lunch food coma and settling down.”

“If you hellions do this I’m giving you a hard limit of two cans a day,” Aizawa stated firmly. “No exceptions, no matter how many times we hear that catchphrase.”

“Awesome!” Mina declared. “All right, gang! During lunch, let’s figure out which one we’re having.”

“Do not forget that we have an assignment from Principal Nezu to do as well, Ashido,” Tenya reminded her, taking the wind right out of Mina’s sails.

“Right!” All Might declared, pointing right at Midoriya. “Meaning, you’ll have plenty of opportunities to sell yourself!”

Midoriya gave him a slightly uncomfortable look and a noncommittal response of, “I guess.”

Hit by the tsunami of apathy that was his successor’s reply, All Might was blown backwards, with the couch he was on being knocked on its back as well.

While a number of students chuckled, Koji turned his head towards Izuku. “You… don’t really seem all that enthusiastic about the festival, Midoriya.”

With his classmate’s words mirroring the concerned look on Ochaco’s face, Izuku chuckled a little to himself. “Yeah, well…” he gestured lamely towards the screen, as his past self’s muttering was starting up.

“…excited about this after everything that just happened at the USJ. Plus, I’ve already got the world’s greatest hero teaching me, so the festival probably isn’t my only hope of getting scouted by an agency. And besides, I don’t know that I’ll stand out right now considering I did so horribly on the fitness tests and can’t control One For All very well.”

The camera cut to All Might on his back still, lying against the fallen-over couch. Blood was spurting out of his mouth. “Man, nobody is better at spoutin’ word vomit than you, kid.”

“I see,” Tenya said, placing his hand on his chin.

“When he puts it like that…” Itsuka started.

“There’s really no reason to be excited about a festival you’ll just embarrass yourself in,” Neito agreed.

Katsuki scoffed. “Morons,” he grumbled.

All Might was imparting some words of wisdom on his young apprentice after the boy inquired as to his well-being. “…settle. The difference between those two mindsets has a big impact on how far you go in the real world.” Izuku looked down, as if he’d just been lightly scolded by his mentor. “I understand how you feel,” All Might reassured him, “and I may even be projecting a bit of myself onto you.”

“Only a bit, he says,” Aizawa sniped.

“You were absolutely pushing Midoriya too hard,” Kayama agreed. “Show a little more restraint, All Might!”

“He wants to be the best,” Yagi argued, “and he already felt inadequate. You don’t become the best by being handed it to you. You don’t settle for first place, you fight for it. He needed to be reminded of that.”

“He’s fifteen and he only used his Quirk for the first time two months ago!” Kayama pointed out, probably with a louder voice than she intended thanks to the sake. “Oh, I’m just going to pressure this boy who, after a year of training, still doesn’t know what the f*ck he’s doing since he just f*cking got my Quirk and doesn’t have a clue how to use it because I’m sh*t at explaining things, into winning the most prestigious event he’s ever participated in on live national television.”

“And we mustn’t forget his own heightened feelings of anxiety and inadequacy after being bullied for ten years,” Nezu added.

Izuku blushed and tried to hide his feelings by paying even closer attention to what was happening on screen instead of what was going on at the back of the theatre with the other teachers loudly lambasting All Might for turning the heat up on him. He couldn’t hide how red his ears were getting, though, nor could he prevent himself from feeling a little hot under the collar of his t-shirt. While he understood intellectually that they were correct in grilling his mentor with a rotisserie spit over an open flame for the inadequate job he did in preparing Izuku to actually use One For All, how does one explain the process of something that they do intuitively to someone else to whom it doesn’t come as naturally? And All Might was right, he did need to get back into that mindset of always striving for excellence instead of merely settling for “good enough”. If he hadn’t gone into the Sports Festival with the intent to win, would he have been able to get through to Shoto during their fight? Would he have really given his all and fought tooth and nail to get Shoto to do the same in their match if All Might hadn’t pushed him?

Ochaco’s left hand was on his right, and he could feel her thumb tracing the scars from the surgery that had left it crooked. Izuku guessed that she was also thinking right now. If All Might hadn’t pressured him, would his hand still be messed up?

“I’m kinda torn between who I agree with here,” Denki said, glancing back at the arguing adults. “On the one hand, yeah, Midoriya really shouldn’t be getting pressured to try and win the whole thing when he’s only used One For All, like, six times. On the other hand…”

“They’re scouting out the competition, idiots,” Bakugo said as he walked past Mineta to approach one of the sets of doors to their class, which was completely blocked by other students after the final bell had rung.

“Yeah, this happened,” Mezo agreed with a nod.

“We’re the class that survived a real villain attack,” Bakugo continued. “They want to see us with their own eyes.”

“Let’s just hope he doesn’t explode anybody,” Midoriya tried to assuage a panicking Mineta as the short boy pointed towards the walking firecracker heading right towards the mass of other students.

Bakugo stopped in front of those students who had come by 1-A’s classroom. “At least now you know what a future pro looks like,” Bakugo stated as he stared down some of those crowding the doorway. “Now, move it, extras.”

“We really did not need the antagonism right after dealing with the USJ,” Momo sighed. Itsuka shrugged.

“Well, we knew that you and Iida at least were decent,” she consoled her, “but… yeah, what Tetsutetsu said about Bakugo really didn’t endear your class to us a whole lot.”

“And here’s Shinso,” Mashiro grumbled, folding his arms and glaring up at the screen towards the displayed purple-haired teenager from General Studies.

“… ego maniacs. I wanted to be in the hero course, but like many others here I was forced to choose a different track. Such is life. I didn’t cut it the first time around, but I have another chance. If any of us do well in the sports festival, the teachers can decide to transfer us to the hero course.”

Denki looked back towards the staff. “Uh, is that actually a real thing? Can you really transfer people from other areas into the hero course?”

Nezu nodded his head. “Oh, yes, Mr. Kaminari. In fact, your teacher Eraser Head is one such individual who was brought into the hero course beginning in his second year because of how well he performed in the Sports Festival.”

“It’s also why he spent your internships and part of the summer giving some extra guidance to young Shinso,” Kayama tittered.

“Midnight!”

“He saw too much of himself in his tiny purple clone to resist,” she continued with a giggle. “So don’t be surprised if you see him again later in the year.”

Hanta rubbed his chin while his homeroom teacher shot a death glare at their arts teacher. “Huh. I thought he looked buffer when term started again.”

“Yeah,” Rikido agreed. “Guess that was due to Mr. Aizawa’s training. Between him, Midoriya, and the stuff at our internships, don’t you think hands-on coaching from a pro is a whole other level of training compared to what we did to get into UA?”

“You said it,” Minoru agreed.

“Hey, you!”

“YEAH!” Tetsutetsu screamed, jumping up from his seat! “Finally!”

“I’m from Class 1-B next door to you!” Tetsutetsu shouted from the back of the crowd. “We heard you fought some villains and I came to see if that was true. But you’re just a bunch of brats who think you’re better than us!”

‘Crap!’ Iida, Midoriya, and Uraraka all thought. ‘Everyone hates our class now!’

“Don’t you think it’s weird that there have been several instances of several people having the exact same thought at the exact same time?” Mei asked.

“Hmm…” Tenya put his hand to his chin in thought. “It does seem peculiar, now that you draw attention to it.”

“Maybe we’re all just that much in synch with each other, ya know?” Ochaco proposed. “It’s not that surprising that we all had the same reaction, right?”

“On a scale of probability, yes, it is, Uraraka,” Momo shot her down. Ochaco gulped, but the other brunette didn’t notice. “It really is interesting, though, with how often it’s been occurring for all of us to have the same thought at the same time.”

“These people don’t matter.”

Kirishima seemed confused by Bakugo’s declaration as the blond firecracker started to walk past the crowd of students to leave their classroom. “Huh?”

Narrowing his eyes, the aggressor returned his gaze fully to his future opponents in the festival. “The only thing that’s important is that I beat them.”

Just as what happened in the past, Eijiro clenched his fist and glanced away from the screen with a tear in the corner of his eye, saying along with his past self, “I hate that that was such a manly exit.”

Tetsutetsu growled. “Looking back on it, as much as it pisses me off, I gotta agree with you.”

“We have to beat them, he wasn’t wrong,” Tokoyami agreed.

“Yeah, sure,” Kaminari complained, “but this sucks! He made us everyone’s enemies.” Jiro and Yaoyorozu shared a look of exasperated acceptance of the situation while Mineta started to agree with Kaminari.

“Yeah, that’s right! All of these dumb students will be gunning for us in the festival now!”

“We kinda would have been gunning for you anyway,” Itsuka admitted. “It’s not like we didn’t want to win ourselves; your class just painted a target on your backs.”

“By nearly getting killed by villains?” Tsuyu asked.

“By fighting off villains while only one of you needed to see Recovery Girl afterwards,” Itsuka pointed out. “You heard what the detective said. Over seventy villains were apprehended and we didn’t know the full details of what happened. You guys were hot sh*t, and then Bakugo’s piss-poor attitude had us want to take you down a few pegs.”

“Not like that happened,” Neito griped. “Only Shiozaki got past the first round of the finals; it still ended up being a class A showcase.”

“Bitch all you want, you still didn’t prove squat!” Katsuki answered.

“I guess that’s what happens when most of the powerhouses of the year are in our class and we’re in a fighting tournament,” Denki said, watching as the on-screen Midoriya was comparing Bakugo’s, Uraraka’s, Iida’s, and All Might’s words with the feelings he had back on the beach in February.

“That’s probably by design,” Mei said.

“Huh?”

“What’s that supposed to mean?” Rikido asked.

“Weeeelllll…” Mei drew her word out. “You have Eraser Head as your homeroom teacher. Is Vlad King really going to be able to put down Todoroki or Midoriya or Sparky Boom Hands if any of them go feral?”

Neito shifted his gaze to glare at Mei as she sat next to him. “Are you saying that Mr. Kan is incompetent?”

Mei’s expression turned flat as she directed her gaze to match Neito’s. “You wanna look me in the eye and tell me that Blood Control can put down Quirks strong enough to level five storey office buildings? Or that could completely freeze or boil his blood?”

Neito held her gaze for a few seconds, gnashing his teeth and swallowing his saliva as he was forced to accept that, should Class A’s students go wild, there would be little that his homeroom teacher could do to shut them down. Only Eraser Head, through erasing their Quirks with a single glance, could handle them. He looked away, signalling the support student’s win.

“We’re not saying that we think Vlad King isn’t a great teacher or anything,” Izuku quickly tried to mollify him. “It’s just…”

“Yeah,” Itsuka agreed as a montage on 1-A’s training to prepare for the festival began to play on screen. “Those with the more destructive Quirks need someone on hand who can do damage mitigation. It gives your class an edge in raw power, which means we need to get better with technique. Having the sports festival so soon in the year with your class having also survived a villain attack gave you an experience advantage, too. We just didn’t have enough time or training to fully compete.” She smirked at those around her and thumbed her nose. “But it’s going to be different next year.”

Momo smiled. “I look forward to the competition.”

“You’d better show us your best moves,” Ochaco told her, “because we won’t be pulling any punches next year, either!”

“Maybe you’ll make it to the podium next year,” Denki added.

“You completely embarrassed yourself, Kaminari,” Kyoka stated, “so maybe you shouldn’t be talking.”

Izuku’s eyes went wide. “Whoa! Jiro! You can throw darts that accurately with your jacks!? I had no idea you had that much fine muscle control over them!”

Kyoka blushed at the excited look on Izuku’s face. “Well, uh, it’s no big deal, really,” she replied. “It’s not like I got a chance to show off like that in the festival anyway.”

“Still,” Momo added, “perhaps you should include something in your costume to take advantage of that? Right now you’re only amplifying your heartbeat with your speakers, which, while useful, is a tad basic.”

“Y-Yaomomo!” Kyoka gasped.

“I apologize, Jiro. You are my friend, but it really is an elementary usage of your Quirk. If they’re that dextrous, you really should take advantage of your skill in manipulating them.”

“Is nobody going to talk about how Grape Head’s part of the montage was practicing a victory speech?” Katsuki barked.

“Is nobody going to talk about how Kiri just JUMPED OFF A BUILDING!?” Mina added, throwing a glare up at him.

“I hope Bakugo wasn’t the one who gave you that idea,” Minoru stated.

Eijiro smiled brightly. “Actually, he did! It was a great idea to train my Quirk!”

Mina continued to glare at their couch. “Kir-i-shi-ma…!”

Tenya popped out of his chair, arm chopping away. “There are safer ways to train your Quirk than jumping off of buildings!”

“But it was for the sports festival, man!” Eijiro countered. “I couldn’t just act as Sato or Ojiro’s punching bag; what if I had to face them in the festival? And Midoriya’s punches at that time would have KO’d both of us if I tried to tank ‘em.”

Inko Midoriya was fussing over her son on the morning of the festival as he prepared to leave. “...don’t get hurt.”

“I won’t.”

Toru gasped. “Midoriya!”

“Yeah, Deku,” Ochaco chided him. “You can’t just lie to your mom like that!”

“That does seem like a pretty awful thing to do, Midoriya,” Shoto commented. “I take it you didn’t remember what you said to her during our match.”

“We’re going to need to make sure you keep your word more in the future when it comes to not getting hurt,” Aizawa chipped in. “Do better, Midoriya. We don’t need your mother pulling you out of UA because you can’t keep your promises to her.”

Izuku flushed red as it seemed like everyone in the theatre started to come down on him for telling his mother he wouldn’t get hurt and then reneging on that completely during his fight with Shoto in the second round of the finals. “It’s not like I meant to,” he grumbled.

Ochaco giggled and cuddled into his side as the video cut to UA. “You know we’re just giving you a hard time, Izuku, right? We’d probably be tripping over ourselves in embarrassment if the show was showing the rest of our parents before the festival.”

“One of mine was our umpire,” Momo said. “But… it would have been a little embarrassing if we had to see what my morning was like.”

“What happened?” Kyoka asked.

“I’d rather not say,” Momo replied, her cheeks tinging pink.

The same reporter for NHA that had triggered the UA barrier the morning of the press break-in gave her cameraman an excited look while they waited to get through the security screening process at the front gates. “Perfect! Nothing brings ratings up like a little controversy! Plus, everybody will tune in to see Class 1-A!”

“It’s not like they’re going to be watching anybody else,” Mashiro commented.

“What?” Tetsutetsu sharply asked.

“Yeah,” Rikido agreed. “The second years go the second day and the third years go the third day.”

“Yes,” said Fumikage. “It was rather fortunate that we did not have to compete with our seniors over whether the pros choose to watch us or not.”

“Yeah,” Denki said, leaning back. “Could you just imagine the dirty looks we would have gotten from the third years if nobody came by their games because everyone was watching us?”

“Imagine that,” Mina almost giggled, “your last chance to show off your stuff and you’re upstaged by a bunch of dumbasses who barely know what they’re doing.”

“Sounds like half of TokTik to me,” Toru replied.

“Oh, so that’s what you meant,” Tetsutestu calmed down. “I thought you were about to say that our class wasn’t worth watching.”

“You’re not,” Katsuki stated. Tetsutetsu and Neito both started to get riled up while Eijiro tried to defuse the situation, but Katsuki continued. “If you didn’t compete with everything you had, why bother showing up at all? There is no ‘good enough’, either you win or you die!”

Itsuka leaned towards Izuku. “You think he’s still sore about the way he won in the final?” she whispered.

Izuku winced. “I don’t think Kac—Bakugo will ever forget about that. I’m pretty sure he would have refused to go to I-Island on principle if Kirishima hadn’t badgered him into going.”

Takoyaki were frying on a hot griddle stand set up on the UA grounds in the carnival-like atmosphere of the sports festival, looking succulent and delicious as a lady’s voice said, “I’ll take one order to go, please.”

The man behind the griddle looked up to see three local Musutafu heroes standing in front of him: Kamui Woods, Death Arms, and Mt. Lady, all three of them wearing lanyards with tags to show that they were security staff just like the man was wearing a vendor tag. “Whoa! Mt. Lady, is it really you?” he asked, excited to see her here in front of him, ordering his food.

Kayama huffed, and hollered, “Tramp!” from her seat at the back.

“And hold the salt, will you?” Mt. Lady asked, giving the man a bright and pleasant smile beneath her fuchsia irises while her companions just seemed to either be waiting on her to finish in Kamui Woods’ case, or just plain unamused by the detour, according to Death Arms’ expression.

“Of course!” the man replied. “That’s going to be a thousand yen.”

Mt. Lady gasped, and then started fidgeting as the screen slowly panned up her body with a bright pink background. She brought her hand up to her chest, nudging her bosom slightly, while saying with a bashful and slightly growly purr, “Um… oh, no, my money’s in another costume…”

The vendor had steam coming out of his nostrils from the display. “So hot! This is on the house!”

“Aren’t you a dear?”

While the girls in the theatre gave the screen deadpan looks, Kayama’s voice droned, “Biiiiiiiiiiitch!”

“You said it, Midnight!” Minoru shouted, standing up and raising his fist at the screen. “I hope you choke on that octopus ball!”

“Wow, Mineta,” Izuku ventured, blinking in surprise at the hostility the boy most open with his sexual desires was showcasing towards the blatantly sexual hero, “I’m surprised you don’t like her so much. Didn’t you have your internship with her?”

Minoru sat down, folding his arms over his chest. “She may have sex appeal, but she is not cute. Mt. Lady is a demon hiding in the body of a hottie.”

“Biiiiiiiiiiiiitch!”

Momo sighed and palmed her forehead. “Yes, mother, we know that you do not like Mt. Lady.”

“…working security this time,” Death Arms commented to Kamui Wood’s disappointment that he wouldn’t be able to do any scouting as the trio patrolled the lines of vendors hawking their goods. Mt. Lady popped one of her freshly fried piping hot balls of octopus tentacle into her mouth.

“Looks like they called in pro heroes from all over to guard this thing,” she mumbled through a mouth full of tentacle. “Quite a show.”

Koji shifted in his seat. “Did Mt. Lady not go to UA?”

“Yeah,” Hanta agreed. “She seems surprised by the setup.”

“That’s because she didn’t,” Izuku replied. “Mt. Lady’s from Hokkaido and moved down here to make her debut.” He looked at Minoru again. “I’m really surprised that you don’t like her, Mineta. She’s an amazing hero.”

“Amazing at seducin’ people to get what she wants,” Ochaco pouted, feeling her stomach growl. She gave Izuku a shifty look.

“Despite using her sex appeal to solicit free food, I must agree with Midoriya,” Momo said. “Mt. Lady is an exceptional pro who took part in the raid on the League of Villains this summer, despite how new she is. I wouldn’t put it past her to rank fairly high this year.”

“Yeah!” Eijiro agreed. “Mt. Lady’s gotta be one of the manliest heroes in the city.”

“Kirishima, don’t you think there’s a problem with what you just said?” Mina asked.

He looked at her in complete bewilderment. “Huh? What? Did I say something wrong?” He looked at Tetsutetsu.

“Naw, man, I got ya,” he replied. “She’s got a lot of guts and doesn’t turn tail or fight dirty. I’d like to try fighting a match with her one day, but she’d probably just step on me.”

“That’s not as fun as it sounds,” Minoru advised him. “I don’t recommend it.”

“Midoriya.”

Everyone stopped their chatting and paid a little more attention to the screen as Shoto Todoroki spoke for the first time in a while, his tone of voice conveying a very serious air as tense music started to play.

Todoroki approached All Might’s successor, the taller boy standing over him as Midoriya turned towards the recommendation student. “Hey, Todoroki. What’s up?”

Bakugo glanced towards the interaction happening behind him. Uraraka, Asui, and Yaoyorozu did the same from their seats. Todoroki’s abrupt move to engage Midoriya in conversation seemed to attract the attention of everyone in the class.

“From an objective standpoint,” the scarred young man declared, “I think it’s fairly clear to say that I’m stronger than you.”

“Yeowch,” Itsuka hissed.

Todoroki curled his head down towards Midoriya. “However, you’ve got All Might in your corner, helping you out.”

Yagi winced at being called out like that. If Todoroki was saying that, then they really had been bad at hiding it.

“I’m not here to pry about what’s going on between you two,” Todoroki told a surprised Midoriya. “But know that I will beat you.”

Neito scowled and rubbed his chin with his hand. “This… is a really different scene from how our prep room went, or how we thought your prep room went.”

“Yeah,” Tetsutetsu agreed. “We were all pretty much united in screaming for your guys’ blood and going over our class’ strategy.”

Todoroki threw off Kirishima’s hand from his shoulder. “We’re not here to be each other’s friends,” he spat. Endeavor’s son turned and started to walk away from Midoriya and Kirishima. “Don’t forget. This isn’t a team effort.”

“Such a cold shoulder,” Hanta said with a grin.

“Except it was a team effort, Mr. White Christmas,” Mei piped up. “The second round was all about teamwork!”

Shoto felt something in his chest hitch a bit as guilt flooded him. “I believe I should apologize,” he said. “That was unnecessarily arrogant of me.”

“Meh, it’s cool,” Denki replied. “You’re not so standoffish anymore since you joined us mere mortals, so I think we’re all good.”

Shoto blinked. “But, am I not also mortal?”

The smack of Izuku’s palm hitting his face was quite audible while Katsuki started to laugh.

“Wait a sec, Todoroki,” Midoriya said, gathering his courage to speak plainly to the boy who froze an entire building in an instant and gave no quarter to a horde of petty villains. “I don’t know what’s going through your head or why you think you’d need to tell me that you’ll beat me.” Todoroki stopped and half-turned back to consider Midoriya.

Most of the girls in the class looked on as Midoriya talked, Uraraka with her anxiety for Midoriya plain on her face, Yaoyorozu with her lips thin and eyes expressing both curiosity and concern, Jiro looking at him with a slight amount of confusion as she listened, and Asui with interest. “And, yeah, of course you’re better than me. In fact, you probably have way more potential than anyone in the hero course.” Iida was observing with a stern look, and Kirishima blinked at Midoriya, seeming a little disheartened hearing his friend speak so dejectedly. “That’s why you got in so easily.”

Kirishima raised his hands, trying to calm down Midoriya and perk him up a bit. “Midoriya, maybe you’re being a little hard on yourself, and us.”

“No,” Midoriya refuted. “He’s right, you guys.” An image of Shinso appeared in the background as Midoriya spoke his mind. “All the other courses—they’re coming for us with everything they’ve got.”

He flashed back to that day he collapsed during training, where he was fighting his body that was in open revolt against the abuse he’d thrown at it in order to train harder than it could handle. “I wanna be the world’s greatest hero!”

Yagi gulped, seeing what his successor was struggling with internally while in the prep room. Young Midoriya…

“We’re all gonna have to fight to stand out,” Midoriya declared to his listening class. Todoroki turned to face him properly, and Midoriya lifted his head to challenge his classmate, rarely seen confidence and determination chiselled into his expression. “And I’ll be aiming for the top, too.”

Todoroki considered him with a glare. “Fine.”

Denki rubbed his arms up and down his sides. “Ooh, seeing that again gave me chills.”

“But it was also inspiring, wasn’t it?” Mashiro added. “Even though he was trying to psych himself up to face Todoroki, Midoriya also pumped the rest of us up too while he was at it.”

Kyoka smirked. “And you say you’re not fit to lead our class.” Izuku blushed at the compliment while Momo smiled and him and nodded her head.

“It’s just as she said,” Momo assured him. “If you require proof that you do have the charisma to be a leader, Midoriya, you showed it right there.”

The scene had since shifted out of the prep room and into the stadium, with the crowds cheering, broadcasters and other assorted media ready to snap all the pictures of the action that they can, and Present Mic serving as the MC in the audio booth of the stadium. “Get those cameras prepped, media hordes!”

Denki snorted. “Did Present Mic just say media whor*s?”

“Media hordes,” Kyoka corrected him with a scowl. “Honestly, you’re exhausting.”

“I was actually thinkin’ the same thing, to be honest,” Rikido admitted.

“Present Mic could stand to be a little clearer in his pronunciation,” Tenya said. “He is representing UA, after all.”

“I really hope he’s not blaming it all on the sound system,” Kyoka grumbled.

“Mic’s doing it on purpose,” Aizawa droned from the back. “I can assure you of that.”

“Let me hear ya scream as our students make their way to the main stage!” Present Mic’s voice rang out as the camera showed the tunnel leading into the stadium. A triumphant fanfare started up as the view switched to what was being broadcast on television, showing Inko Midoriya watching nervously.

“C’mon, Izuku!” she said aloud, seemingly more to herself as she prepared to watch her only son compete in his first high school sports festival with a Quirk of his own.

As Izuku sank back into his seat with a hand covering his face as he tried to avoid the realization that it was going to show his mother’s reactions to the festival, Kyoka grinned while giving him a sympathetic look. “Y’know, I’m glad it’s not showing my parents,” she said. “My dad sent me off that morning wearing a sh*tty idol fanboy yukata and headband.”

“Mamadoriya does look a lot more nervous now than when she saw you off earlier,” Mina pointed out.

The show cut from the teachers’ box overlooking the field, specifically All Might, to zooming towards one specific entrance at ground level. All Might’s message to Midoriya rang out again, “You must introduce yourself to the world…”

“Oh, here it comes,” Hanta said with a grin.

“…and proudly say ‘I am here’!”

“DRINK!” called out a good half of the students.

“This was a terrible idea,” Aizawa said as he poured out the last of the bottle of sake into his and Kayama’s cups, and they clinked them together before polishing them off.

Midoriya stepped forward into the light of the sun at the head of his class, saying, “All Might, I won’t let you down.”

Ochaco blinked and popped her fist into her palm while the mid-episode break for the show’s logo appeared. “Oh… so that’s what you meant when you said that. I thought it was a little strange.”

The fanfare kicked off again amidst fireworks and an aerial shot of the stadium. “Welcome back to the UA Sports Festival!” Present Mic announced. “Where up-and-coming heroes will leave everything on the field as they fight for the chance to achieve worldwide fame and celebrity! This first group are no strangers to the spotlight!” Mic continued, making a performance of his introductions as he appeared on the Jumbotrons around the stadium’s open roof as more fireworks continued to be set off as the athletes entered the field. “You know them for withstanding a villain attack—they’re the dazzling students lighting up your TVs with solid gold skills! That’s right! It’s the hero course students of Class 1-A!”

“Even looking back on it, he’s still talking your class up too much,” Tetsutetsu grumbled.

Eijiro put his hand on his shoulder. “It’s no big deal. If it had happened to your class he’d have been hyping you guys up instead. It’s not like anything else that was newsworthy happened between the start of term and the festival.”

Izuku winced and shakily pointed up at the screen. “I—I don’t really make faces like that, do I?”

Ochaco didn’t look at him when he sent his gaze her way. Everyone else also pointedly avoided eye contact as he tried to find someone to disprove what the screen was showing.

“S—sorry Midoriya,” Koji said apologetically when Izuku’s eyes found him. “You really do like that sometimes.”

“Idiot,” Katsuki growled. “You had All Might’s power, why were you looking like such a friggin’ scared rabbit?”

“Hey, even you were intimidated a bit, Bakugo,” Eijiro commented, right as the screen was displaying himself and the blond.

“I was not nervous!” Katsuki barked back. “You shut your mouth! I was excited to have all those extras around to watch me win!”

“They haven’t been getting nearly as much screentime…”

“Truer words were never spoken,” Itsuka sighed in agreement with Present Mic as her class now entered the stadium.

“…chock full of talent! Welcome, hero course Class 1-B!” The camera switched from Tetsutetsu stiffly walking at the head of Class B to Shinso and his classmates, who seemed less than amused to be having to participate in the games. “Next up, general studies classes C, D, and E!” The camera switched again, to Hatsume in her gear.

“Ah hahahahahahaha!” Mei laughed maniacally. “Yes! My first appearance! Feast your eyes upon my genius babies!”

“And finally, the business classes I, J, and K! Give it up for all of UA’s first-year contestants!”

“Whoo!” Mina started to cheer, whooping and hollering enough to get a few of the other students in the audience to join in the excitement, while several others simply laughed.

“I get the feeling we’re just here to make the hero students look better,” one of Shinso’s classmates in general studies groused.

“I can’t wait for this to be over with,” the dirty blonde next to him muttered, while Shinso himself stared at the hero course students with a frown as he mentally prepared himself for battle.

Mina winced at the words of the general studies kids and looked towards the principal. “Um, Principal Nezu, sir, seeing this, shouldn’t we have, like, a separate event for the general studies students where they don’t have to compete against the hero course if they feel like this about the sports festival?”

“Wouldn’t that be even more exclusionary, though?” Mezo wondered.

“In case you have forgotten, students, this is a chance for those students who still vie for a space in our heroics program to show us all their drive and their abilities to convince us that we made an error in denying them a placement during the entrance exam,” Nezu reminded them all. He took a sip of his tea. “And we do have the culture festival in the fall term, which many of the students outside of the hero course take great pride in.”

Yagi placed a hand to his chin, “I suppose that an argument could be made for letting the festival be optional for those of different courses, but there are still recreational games open to all the students after lunch, which don’t have the pomp and ceremony of the main tournament and serve as a more traditional school sports festival.” He frowned. “If we made it optional and allowed the majority who didn’t opt-in to sit it out, just how many students outside the two hero classes actually would compete, I wonder.”

“If the sports festival in the spring is a showcase of the hero students, the school culture festival in autumn is a chance for everyone else to shine,” Aizawa said. “Besides, if we didn’t have that loophole, I wouldn’t be in this position, All Might. Not everyone has flashy Quirks that can be useful against robots.”

Kayama groaned. “You’re just gonna keep bringing that up, aren’t you? Every chance you get it’s ‘the entrance exam isn’t rational’. You have a personal vendetta against it.” Aizawa gave her a look.

“I don’t see why you don’t have a vendetta against it,” he replied. “Your Quirk puts people to sleep. That’s very helpful against machines. How the hell’d you pass the exam?”

Kayama huffed. “I got in off the sports festival at the start of my second term,” she answered smugly. “There was a vacancy from a student who got expelled for their violent behaviour just after midterms and I was selected to take their place. I just know that complaining about the exam is not the hill I want to die on.”

“Hypocrite.”

Meanwhile, with the students, Momo had her hands over her face as the onscreen Kirishima, Kaminari, and Tokoyami discussed Midnight’s costume. “Mother…” she whined, now that the secret was out and she was able to air these grievances publicly, “do you have to be so flirty all the time?”

“So you don’t have a problem with her costume?” Itsuka asked.

Momo blinked at her in confusion. “Why would I?” she inquired. “Our Quirks both operate on the same principle. The more exposed skin we have, the easier it is to utilize them. There’s no shame in that, it’s her attitude that’s the problem.” Momo pinched her nose. “At home she and father are very… spirited, in their affections, and she brings that same spirit into her hero persona.”

“…student pledge,” Midnight announced in her role as chief umpire for the first-years, “we have Katsuki Bakugo!” Midoriya looked horrified as he looked back to Bakugo, who started to move forward, while Kirishima seemed surprised, Kaminari dumbfounded, and Yaoyorozu nonplussed by the idea.

Midoriya and Sero leaned together. “Uh… he’s the first-year rep?”

“I guess that hot-head did finish first in the entrance tests,” Sero admitted.

From next to them, that same dirty-blonde haired girl from general studies sighed. “Only for the hero course exams,” she scoffed.

“Oh… right,” Midoriya answered apologetically, with Kirishima looking somewhere between mad and confused, Kaminari with some kind of revulsion, and Yaoyorozu appearing sad and a little hurt by the other student’s words.

“That girl obviously hates us,” Sero whispered to Midoriya.

“Yeah,” Kaminari agreed as he turned his sour expression towards the front, “and we’ve got Bakugo to thank for them not liking our class.”

“You idiots all need to grow a thicker skin,” Katsuki grumbled. “Who cares what they say, as long as you win in the end? She’s just whining because she’s gonna lose and she knows it, so she’s getting you riled up.”

Mina groaned as the onscreen Bakugo made it to the microphone. “Miss Kamimoto, do we have to listen to Bakugo being an ass up there again?”

“Of course you do,” Kamimoto answered, and even turned the volume up.

“I just wanna say…” Bakugo began in front of a silent crowd and first-year student body, “…I’m gonna win.”

All of 1-A’s heads were displayed in blue caricatures of their reaction to that statement while as a class they all thought, ‘I KNEW HE’D SAY SOMETHING LIKE THAT!’

Mei laughed while the boos echoed from the speakers, and Neito, Itsuka, and Tetsutetsu all jokingly started booing as well, quickly joined by a few others. “My, that was arrogant, wasn’t it?”

“Get off the stage!” Mina heckled.

“Boooooooooo!” Itsuka jeered.

“Why would you be so disrespectful?” Iida shouted at Bakugo, arm chopping. “You’re representing us all!”

Mei giggled again. “Ah, Legs, so earnest.”

“Not my fault the rest of you are just stepping stones to my victory,” Bakugo answered, giving the rest of the first-years a thumbs-down.

Tetsutetsu was in a red rage. “I’m gonna crush this overconfident jerk! I can’t wait to knock him down to size!”

“Anytime, Piggy,” Katsuki challenged him.

Tetsutetsu turned towards him, just as incensed as his onscreen counterpart. “What did you call me!?”

“You heard me the first time, Piggy,” Katsuki retaliated with a smirk. “I’d like to see you try to take me down.”

Tetsutetsu gained a fierce grin. “Oh, you’re gonna be eating my fist for dinner tonight, Bakugo!”

Yuga frowned. “Pardon me, but I’m not quite sure I understand Bakugo’s insult.” He cast a critical eye over Tetsutetsu. “He doesn’t seem to resemble a swine in the slightest.”

Izuku placed his hand to his chin. “If I had to wager, I’d say it has something to do with Tetsutetsu’s Quirk.”

Yaoyorozu nodded. “Yes. I believe Bakugo is referring to pig iron.”

Mei also nodded. “That makes sense as an insult, I guess. It’s only use is being an intermediary metal when making steel, so I guess Bakugo’s calling him unrefined or useless in a unique way.”

Midoriya gave Bakugo a strained and unamused look after the other clipped his shoulder into Midoriya’s while walking past, Iida still aggressively arm chopping and attempting to lecture a completely not-listening Bakugo. ‘And turning all the rest of us into targets at the same time.”

Ochaco frowned while looking thoughtfully at the screen. You know, I never would have thought that Bakugo was actually nervous about it. He does everything he can not to show any sign of bein’ weak.

“So even his pledge was selfish, ribbit,” Tsuyu commented before sighing.

“He was the one who declared that winning was the only thing that mattered,” Fumikage reminded her.

“This is where you begin feeling the pain,” Midnight announced to the students. “The first fateful game of the festival!” She extended her arm and whip with a flourish as a screen appeared behind her, the middle of it rapidly running through the options like a spinning drum as a happy, suspenseful sound played.

“I’ve been wondering for quite a while where that screen came from,” Yuga pondered.

“Yeah,” Rikido agreed. “It just popped up outta nowhere.” He looked towards Mei. “Do you have any ideas?”

She shrugged and scowled before folding her arms over her chest and kicking herself deeper into the couch cushions. “All Mr. Power Loader would say when I asked after the festival was that it was a proprietary secret, and no, I wasn’t going to learn how he did it.”

The spinning stopped, revealing the first game of the festival. “Ta-dah!” Midnight sang.

“So it’s gonna be an obstacle course,” Izuku said, leaning forward along with Iida and Sero.

“All 11 classes will participate in this treacherous contest,” Midnight announced as the screen followed along with visual aids. “The track is four kilometres around the outside of the stadium.” Midnight raised her whip. “I don’t wanna restrain anyone, at least in this game.”

She licked her lip as an ‘evil’ purple aura surrounded her, sending shivers down the spines of quite a number of the teens in the crowd. “As long as you don’t leave the course, you’re free to do whatever your heart desires!”

Momo gave the smiling, now shining, figure of her costumed mother a deadpan expression. She sighed. “Maybe next time, phrase it a little differently, mother.”

“Wha’s wrong with what I said?” Kayama asked, only a little slurred.

All of the students crowded in front of the stadium exit to the track, showing a great mass of the eleven classes’ two hundred and twenty youths. ‘All Might…’ Midoriya thought again of his mentor as he prepared for the first event to begin.

“You must introduce yourself to the world…”

“You’ve gotta be f*cking kidding,” Aizawa groaned, not noticing that Kamimoto had left her seat and was standing behind him and Midnight with a fresh bottle of sake in her hands and a sh*t-eating grin on her face.

A grin that was shared by almost everyone else in the theatre, who all took up the call to follow along with All Might’s words to his successor.

“…and proudly say ‘I am here!’ DRINK!”

“Woo!” Kayama giggled as she raised her empty cup in the air while the students laughed, and was surprised to see their red-haired attendant standing behind them with a new bottle of booze. “Pour it! C’mon, Shota, drink! It’s da rules! We gotta drink whenever they say ‘I am here’.”

Sighing, Aizawa lifted his cup to be refilled while his senpai drank her cup dry. “I’m quitting this game after this episode.”

“Well I’mma keep playing,” Kayama tittered. “It’s fun.”

Kamimoto continued to grin. “I did say that you can’t die on this island, so get as drunk as you want. If it’s that much of a problem, we can give you a tonic to wash the alcohol out of you.”

Midoriya lowered his head slightly after running through the fact that he didn’t have control over One For All yet. ‘That means… I have to go beyond.’

“Plus Ultra!” Ochaco cheered, then leaned into Izuku’s shoulder a little more.

Itsuka gasped. “Wait, so did you go the whole first two rounds without using One For All at all?”

Denki whistled while Izuku kept silent. “Damn, bro.”

The music swelled up. ‘I hope you’re watching, All Might!’

The final green light above the entrance went out, signalling the end of the countdown, and Midnight shouted, “Begin!”

Energetic music picked up as all of the students started to race into the tunnel.

“And we’re off to a racing start!” Present Mic declared in the booth next to Aizawa. “How ‘bout some colour commentary, Mummy Man?”

Mina burst out in giggles as the long-suffering Aizawa on screen sighed at his old friend. “Mummy Man?”

“It is fitting,” Yuga agreed.

“Did you not hear Present Mic say that when we started?” Kyoka asked, surprised. Mina shook her head.

“Naw, I was a bit distracted at the time,” she answered, twirling her fingers around and pointing at the screen.

“The doorway,” Aizawa replied to Present Mic’s question about what they should be paying attention to. The show cut to revealing the absolute chaos and carnage that was all the students trying to force their way through that narrow hallway to get out to the course. People were shouting and cursing at each other, with Midoriya and Mineta prominently shown getting elbowed and smushed by larger first-years.

Izuku winced and pressed a hand to his cheek as he saw the elbow hit him, recalling the brief flashes of pain and the lingering sting of the blows he’d taken right at the start of the first round. He wasn’t the only one shivering as they recalled the harrowing experience of the start of the first round.

“I’m glad I made it out of there alive,” Toru said in relief, the invisible girl letting out a sigh as she seemingly placed a hand to her chest. “I almost got trampled in there.”

“I didn’t like it much either,” Koji agreed. “Too many people were crammed in there.”

Todoroki’s face filled the screen. ‘This is the first obstacle,’ he surmised. A chill wind blew past him as he used the right side of his Quirk to freeze the entire area. A blast of frigid, snowy wind blew out of the tunnel as ice formed on the walls of the stadium and the ground below. Todoroki himself ran ahead, ice coating the ground beneath him with every step of his right foot, leaving many of the other first-years trapped in his ice. “Apologies,” he said as he ran on ahead.

Neito huffed. “Such a dirty trick like that.”

“Effective, though,” Mashiro countered. “It’s a race. If you can freeze a large number of opponents in place like that right from the beginning, it’s going to give you an edge.”

Izuku glanced over. “Monoma, you can’t tell me that you wouldn’t do the same if you had Todoroki’s Quirk.” The blond laughed.

“Well, doing something so flashy wouldn’t have been part of our plan, now would it?”

“Ah, yes, your plan,” Eijiro remembered.

“Remind me again how that worked out for you, Copycat bastard,” Katsuki growled.

Counter to Todoroki’s plan, a great number of 1-A students had managed to evade his trap and were coming after him above the ice. “Nice trick, Todoroki!” Yaoyorozu taunted him, having used a metal rod she Created to vault over his ice. He glanced back, only to see Bakugo with an enraged expression flying through the air.

“I won’t let you get away so easily!” he roared, repositioning himself to prepare for a big blast from his hands. “You icy-hot bastard!”

Ojiro’s tail slapped the ground just before the ice could reach him, helping bounce him up above it. “You froze me in place one before,” he told Todoroki with playful confidence, “it won’t happen again!”

“Those were some nice moves, Ojiro,” Toru complimented him before sighing. “I only managed to dodge the ice by climbing onto somebody’s shoulders.”

“Aw, don’t sweat it,” Mina replied before Mashiro could respond to the praise. She pointed at herself fumbling and trying not to fall after having melted holes in her shoes. “It’s not like all of us were quite so cool in dodging Mr. Iceman’s opening move.”

The screen transitioned from Midoriya and Mineta frantically trying not to slip on the ice alongside one other student from their year to Uraraka moving carefully while leaning back in an attempt to keep her balance on the ice. “Gotta wait for the right time to show off my Quirk!” she reminded herself.

Ochaco sighed and shook her head. “Why didn’t I just float myself a bit?” she wondered aloud.

“But didn’t you have problems with nausea if you did it too much?” Izuku asked.

“Yeah,” she replied, mussing up her hair in frustration, “but I could have at least handled a couple o’ seconds to deal with the ice.”

“It’s all right, Uraraka,” Tenya consoled her. “It was pretty chaotic at the time.”

Hitoshi Shinso was riding a group of students who all seemed to have zombified looks on their faces as they used their arms to make a litter for him to sit upon and avoid the ice. “So they are good at using their powers, huh?”

Even Izuku found himself frowning a little at Shinso’s words. “I’m not the only one who’s a little pissed at that, am I?” Denki asked.

“It does sound arrogant of him,” Fumikage agreed.

“Tch! Brainwashing bastard,” Katsuki growled.

Neito also scowled. “Being jealous of us being in the hero course is one thing,” he admitted, “but being so conceited to think that we weren’t good enough to earn our spots in the first place takes the cake.”

“So you do admit that we’re good,” Hanta pointed out.

Neito scoffed and lightly waved his hand. “I never said that you’re better than us in Class B,” he replied, “just that you’ve managed to earn your spots here.”

Mineta was tearing balls off of his head and throwing them down onto the path that Todoroki had iced. Since he didn’t stick to his own Quirk, the pint-sized embodiment of lust bounced off of them, using his footholds as miniature trampolines to quickly gain on one of the most powerful students of their year. “You think you’re so cool, but I’ve outsmarted you!” Mineta shouted, pointing at Todoroki as he came at him from the air. “Ha! How pathetic, Todoroki!”

“Are you seriously monologuing, Mineta?” Aizawa asked.

“I was young and dumb then!” Minoru answered.

“You’re still young and dumb, ribbit,” Tsuyu countered.

“Gra—!“ Mineta was foiled from shouting out his special move, Grape Rush, by suddenly being slammed in the side by one of UA’s training robots, causing the boy to be sent flying and cartwheeling.

“Are you okay!?” Midoriya called out as Mineta rolled away. The ocular sensor of the robot recalibrated as Midoriya recognized his position, many more robots than just that one standing in front of him as the show’s music shifted.

“Targets acquired. Terminate them.”

Midoriya tensed. “It’s those robots from the entrance exam!”

Tetsutetsu scratched his cheek. “Oh yeah, you didn’t do so well against those during the exam, did you, Midoriya?”

“But you did much better this time,” Ochaco pumped him up.

“Yeah,” Tsuyu agreed. “After going up against Nomu and Shigaraki, the robots weren’t all that intimidating.”

“A test of strength and cunning!” Mic announced as the camera panned out to reveal no less than three of the massive zero-pointer robots from the practical exam. “It’s a Robo Inferno!”

Mei frowned. “I really don’t know why Mr. Power Loader doesn’t like that name for them.”

“Maybe because the robots don’t shoot fire?” Itsuka asked.

Denki grabbed his head with his hands. “Please, don’t give the principal any ideas!”

Nezu chuckled. “Oh no worries, Mr. Kaminari. It’s only the first-year robots that don’t breathe fire. The second and third-year ones already do that.”

Denki wasn’t the only one who looked towards their rodent principal in growing dread for what their next year at UA would entail. “T—they do?” Ochaco asked.

“Yes!” Nezu replied cheerily. “And much more besides.”

“How much more!?” Minoru demanded.

Nezu only laughed.

Tenya cleared his throat. “Everyone! With that in mind, I believe it is in our bests interests to not slack on our training! We must do everything we can to ensure we fully absorb our lessons to become the best heroes we can be!”

“Yeah!”

“And so we don’t get murdered by Skynet!” Hanta added.

There seemed to be a dozen of the zero-pointers standing between them and continuing, aided by many more smaller one, two, and three-pointer robots serving as the first “true” obstacle of the obstacle course. “So this is what the other students faced in their entrance exams,” Todoroki stated.

“Where does the school even get the funding for these things?” Yaoyorozu asked.

Momo caught her breath and looked up. “Uh, you don’t need to answer that, Principal Nezu,” she quickly clarified. “That was a rhetorical question.”

Nezu smiled. “I am aware of the Yaoyorozu Group’s forensic accountants’ requests for our financials, Miss Yaoyorozu,” he replied. “Rest assured that I bear them no ill will. Kayama, how is their recovery going?”

She looked at her boss. “They all went and took a year’s LWIA is what they did, you conniving rodent. Your books half drove them insane, and don’t pretend that you didn’t enjoy imagining every last second of their agony.”

“…a little more difficult,” Todoroki declared as he started to massively freeze the ground beneath him with both his foot and his hand, ice spikes shooting up through the dirt path while also propelling him forward as they grew beneath him, giving the impression that Todoroki was ice surfing.

“Especially since my dear-old dad is watching.” The look in the teen’s eyes was especially frigid as he spoke about his father.

Denki shifted uncomfortably and glanced at his classmates. “Hey, am I the only one getting bad vibes about that?”

Kyoka snapped her head towards him, hissing, “Shut up, you idiot,” just as Todoroki on screen created a massive wave of ice to stop the zero-pointer from crushing him with its massive robot arm.

“Hey, what did I do?” Denki cried.

“Zip it, Sparky,” Katsuki ordered.

“Huh?” Denki whirled around, but Katsuki wasn’t even looking at him. “B—but Bakugo!”

“Kaminari, prying into other’s family lives is disrespectful!” Tenya reprimanded him.

“But seriously, is nobody else getting a really creepy vibe about the way Todoroki said that?” Denki tried to argue.

Hanta elbowed him. “Dude, his dad’s Endeavor, remember?”

“Yeah, you remember what he was like during Todoroki and Midoriya’s match during the festival, right?” Mezo inquired.

Denki shook his head. “Huh? No I don’t! What was he like?”

“Sports parents are a different breed, Kaminari,” Fumikage answered him.

Shoto nodded. “Yeah. We’ll go with that.”

Hidden by the veil of condensed water vapour from the cool air, one of the other students cried out, “Look! Between their legs! We can get through!”

“Careful, now,” Todoroki warned them as he looked back. The zero-pointer continued lurching forward as the ice covering its metal body started to crack and fall off. “I froze them will they were off their balance.” As the ice cracked, so too did the metal where the joints’ integrity had been weakened by the sudden extreme cold and ice damage, with the robot both falling over and falling apart. “On purpose.” Todoroki continued running, well in the lead as the explosion of dirt and cloud rose up behind him from the massive construct’s fall.

Tetsutetsu grunted. “Okay, I may have been caught underneath that, but that was pretty darn cool.”

Half the theatre groaned.

“…early lead with a devastating display!” Present Mic called from the booth. He got out of his chair and slammed his hands down against the panel in front of him. “Amazing! He’s one we should watch, it almost seems unfair! Thoughts?”

Aizawa seemed to regrettably agree with Mic. “Todoroki’s move was both offensive and defensive.”

“No wonder he was let in on recommendations!” Mic screamed. “He’d never even seen those Robo Infernos before, but they didn’t stand a chance against his chart-topping moves!”

Ochaco co*cked her head to the side. “Gotta say, not a lot of colour commentary from Mr. Aizawa, huh?”

“Well, Present Mic does tend to dominate the conversation a lot on his radio shows,” Izuku replied. “And Mr. Aizawa’s never one for the spotlight, so it’s really not all that surprising that it’s been mostly Present Mic.”

Izuku took a half-step back with his teeth gritted as more of the smaller robots Todoroki didn’t freeze advanced on the mass of students penned in on the path. ‘Gotta hurry!’

The show pulled back to the other side of the TV, with Inko Midoriya watching in fright. “No, you can’t beat those, son,” she said. “Get outta there!” Tears were in her eyes as she frantically reached out her hands towards the TV, as if trying to use her Quirk to attract Izuku back to her. “Please, just run away for me, baby!”

Izuku winced while his breath caught in his throat. Mom!

“I don’t know how to take this,” Ochaco murmured next to him, ignoring whatever comments the rest of their classmates were saying to tease him for making his mom worry like that. Izuku glanced into Ochaco’s wonderful brown eyes, and saw both frustration and indecision in them. “Like, I know that she’s scared for ya, because ya’d never had a Quirk before so she hasn’t seen what you can do; and she’s your mom, so she wants you to be safe and all that, but on the other hand…” Ochaco trailed off and growled, mussing up her hair again. “Seeing her like this… doesn’t it kinda look like she doesn’t have any confidence or faith in you, even after she told ya to do yer best?”

Izuku’s eyes widened. The episode had moved on to the outro while she was talking, but Izuku couldn’t spare a thought to pay attention to their second time seeing it. “O—Ochaco!”

She seemed to catch the offended tone in his voice. “I’m not sayin’ she’s a bad mom or she’s not supportive or anythin’!” Ochaco hurriedly backtracked. “An’ I said I know that she’s never seen you use your Quirk at all before an’ now you suddenly have this power and you’ve already been hurt a buncha times using it, so it makes sense she’d want ya to run and be safe. It just…” she groaned again, trying to force her frustration into words. “It just makes me mad that she seemed to give up on the idea that you could get through them right away, when you saved my life an’ got me started on fallin’ for you by facin’ those same robots! I won’t stand for anybody putting you down like that anymore, Izuku, even if it’s your mom!”

“Now kiss!” Mina shouted, startling the both of them.

“Are you outta your mind!?” Katsuki snapped. “We’ve seen enough of that already! Just the thought of De—Midoriya and Uraraka doing that is gonna make me lose my lunch!”

“But lunch isn’t until after the next episode preview,” Eijiro pointed out.

“Exactly! I’m gonna vomit what I haven’t even eaten yet!”

“It’s time for the dumb preview!” Narrator Bakugo shouted. “Everybody just listen to me!”

“Finally!” Katsuki roared, while Mina booed because she still hadn’t gotten to do one.

“Why are you so mad?” Narrator Midoriya asked as short clips from the next episode were shown one after the other, including Kirishima and Tetsutetsu bursting out of the ice and Uraraka, Ashido, and Asui gazing into the abyss. “This is the fun part!”

“I already know how the obstacle course is gonna end,” Narrator Bakugo argued. “With me at the top and you trampled on the ground in last place!”

Hanta and Denki were both laughing when they heard that, as Narrator Izuku answered that that wasn’t a preview.

“…that’s more like your personal dream.”

“You tell him, Midoriya,” Momo, Tenya, Tsuyu, and Mei all said simultaneously.

“Shut your mouth, you damn nerd!” Narrator Bakugo ordered. “If you’re even one step ahead of me, I’ll incinerate you, no questions asked! Actually, I think I’ll do that even if you’re not ahead!”

“All bark, no bite,” Tsuyu stated.

“Why are you always so scary?” Narrator Izuku asked.

“Next time: ‘In Their Own Quirky Ways’,” Narrator Bakugo announced.

“Watch me go ‘boom’ in a minefield!” Narrator Midoriya declared with way too much excitement.

“Go beyond!” Narrator Bakugo shouted.

“PLUS ULTRA!”

The lights fully came back on and the blue light for the Quirk inhibitor flared, returning the students’ usage of their Quirks to them. Aizawa rose from his seat while Kamimoto stretched in her chair. “All right, you hellions,” their teacher announced. “You’ve got your hour for lunch before you need to be back here. Don’t forget the assignment Principal Nezu gave you. You’ll be presenting before we watch the… the videos for the afternoon.”

The students all peered at Aizawa strangely, but none of them found the courage to say anything. Yagi sighed and bit the bullet. “Uh, Aizawa?”

“What is it, All Might?”

The former top pro winced, and was very unsure of his response, because he had never seen Aizawa do this before. “Aizawa, I’m over here. That’s a chair. And your students are down there. You were facing the audio booth.”

Aizawa blinked several times and reoriented himself. “Nemuri, this is all your fault.”

“Uh, that’s Principal Nezu, Aizawa.”

“…f*ck. I’m drunk, aren’t I?”

Tenya was aghast to hear their homeroom teacher swear, but none of the three class reps felt like trying to prevent the swarm of giggles that erupted amongst the students as they quickly cleared out for lunch, before they had a chance to learn if Drunk Aizawa was also a bigger hardass than Sober Aizawa.

Chapter 27: When Life Gives You A Magic Lunch... Make Vibranium!

Summary:

In which the class answers Principal Nezu's homework assignment to come up with a school security upgrade to counter a future League of Villain attack by seeking answers from other realities.

Chapter Text

Exiting the Maple Theatre, Denki yawned while stretching his arms behind his back. “Anyone want to guess what lunch is going to be today?” he asked. “Yesterday it was those fajita things, and the day before it was a whole bunch of stuff buffet style.”

“Those fajitas were pretty good,” Koji answered. “But maybe we’ll have something like a chicken salad today?”

“There is a salad bar, Koda,” Tenya reminded him. “So you could always take advantage of that.”

Nodding his head, Koji looked at the former class rep. “Maybe, but I’m more thinking of karaage in the salad, you know?”

“You mean sort of like a wrap?” Kyoka inquired. “Karaage in a wrap with lettuce and vegetables?”

“Oh that sounds good,” replied Koji.

“I wonder if they’re going to serve me a special lunch like they did breakfast,” Izuku muttered, hand pressed to his chin. “And I’ll need to apologize for having thrown up some of that breakfast that they made me because of what we saw earlier…”

“Hey, uh, can we talk about that Midoriya?” Tetsutetsu asked.

Izuku looked up. “Huh? Talk about what, Tetsutetsu?”

Tetsutetsu looked down on the smaller young man with a small amount of trepidation. “What we saw and figured out in that season one recap episode,” Tetsutetsu answered him. “Y’know, with that villainous scumbag of a doctor.”

“What’s there to f*cking say?” Katsuki growled. “That bastard is going to die as soon as we get back.”

“Only if the pros can find him, though,” Minoru reminded them. “We’ve got no idea where he ran off too.”

“Mineta’s right about that,” Izuku answered regretfully. “Unless whenever this show about us gets to the future and it shows where he is, it’ll be up to the pros to look for him.”

“Bullsh*t!” Katsuki retorted. “I’m going to explode his ass straight to Hell!”

“You don’t how your provisional license, though,” Shoto reminded him. “You’ll be arrested as well.”

“Don’t remind me, Icy Hot!”

Izuku pondered that as the group of students walked along. The same doctor who had diagnosed him as Quirkless when he was a child was working alongside All For One; he was the one who had created the Nomus. That was a remarkable coincidence that he had a childhood connection to such a villain. If it hadn’t been pointed out by his more keener-sensed classmates that they sounded the same, they never would have made the connection.

“Hey, if that doctor could make guys like Nomu with multiple Quirks, don’t you think Midoriya’s really lucky?” Eijiro wondered.

Several people, Izuku and Ochaco included, looked at him. “What do you mean?” Momo asked.

He winced and rubbed the back of his head. “Well… nah, it’s nothing.”

“You can’t reel us in then take it back like that, man,” Tetsutetsu complained.

“Yeah, come on,” Hanta grumbled.

Eijiro’s eyes met Izuku’s, and Izuku saw a tinge of regret and sorrow in his friend’s face, with maybe a little bit of fear. Izuku remembered briefly the horror that had been on the other hero student’s face when they encountered the warehouse holding the Nomu in tanks. “What was it, Kirishima?” he asked.

The redhead gave a frustrated sigh while bowing his head and scratching behind his ear. “Gya… I just thought… that doctor guy created the Nomus, right? An’ they used to be people until he messed around with them and forced a bunch of Quirks into them somehow?”

“That’s basically what All Might implied, yeah,” Katsuki huffed.

“Well… wouldn’t a Quirkless kid like Midoriya, a totally blank slate, have been, like, the perfect test subject for something like that?”

Izuku froze.

Everyone in the hallway froze.

“If that’s a joke,” Katsuki growled, “it ain’t funny, Kirishima.”

“Oh like you have any moral high ground to preach from, Bakugo,” Neito scoffed.

Katsuki whirled around, palms lighting up with an explosion that blasted the side of Neito’s face. The blonde was sent flying into the wall, not having expected that reaction at all. “I may have told Deku to kill himself but I never actually wanted him dead, you copycat asshole!”

“First blood goes to Bakugo,” Kyoka stated. “I’m honestly surprised it took this long for someone besides Kendo to hit Monoma.”

“Me too…” Itsuka added, as Neito rubbed his jaw.

“And the brute finally shows his true colours,” Neito growled, glaring up at Katsuki.

“You listen and you listen good, Ditto,” Katsuki barked. “I’m gonna be the Number One Hero, not Deku, no matter what these damn videos show us. If you’re willing to just sit back and settle as a b-list reject by coasting by as a f*cking copycat, don’t go around acting like some righteous bigshot when you haven’t got an ounce of ambition. It’s f*cking annoying, always mouthin’ sh*t and acting like you’re better than everyone around you. Why are you even here!?”

Eijiro and Tetsutetsu quickly got between the two blonds, though Katsuki’s hair was still dyed pink. “Hey, come on now. No need to fight. Let’s just go get lunch, yeah?”

“Maybe you should ask that Kamimoto woman again why I’m here,” Neito replied. “As if I’d choose to hang around Class A on my own.”

“The feeling’s mutual, I assure you,” Fumikage uttered. “If only because of your irrational hatred of our class.”

Katsuki pushed his arm off of Eijiro and clicked his teeth. “I’m talking about why you’re even at UA, dumbass. I’m gonna be Number One, Deku seems to think that’s his destiny and wants to save people, his girlfriend wants to be the best so she can get paid for it and give her folks the easy life, and glasses is carrying on his dumb family legacy or some sh*t. Why the hell are you even here? To brag that you can use anyone’s Quirk better than they can? You wanna be some kinda Pokémon master with Quirks, huh!?”

Neito huffed, glaring at Katsuki from behind Tetsutetsu. “Like you’ve ever understand. You’ve gone your whole life with people inflating your head telling you how great your Quirk is and how you’ll be an amazing hero with it. I’ve been told my whole life that I’ll never be a superhero with my power; that my power’s just that of a side character. I’m going to prove them all wrong!”

Katsuki sneered at him, the pair holding everyone’s attentions for several more seconds, before Katsuki turned on his heel and walked away. “Whatever. You’re not worth my time. Come at me again when you’ve pulled your head outta your ass.”

Denki watched Katsuki walk away in hushed awe. “Whoa, dude, did Bakugo just like, try to help Monoma?”

Hanta barely nodded. “Yeah, I think so… in his own twisted way, I guess. It’s not like I don’t get where Monoma’s coming from, though.” Neito’s eyes shifted to Hanta, even though the boy from 1-A didn’t notice since he was still busy talking to Denki. “Like, come on, I shoot tape out of my elbows. It’s really useful, but it’s not like I’m ever going to be able to explode a villain with it. Still, Best Jeanist made it to the top five, and our Quirks are kinda alike, so I’ve got something to shoot for.”

“f*ck whatever middle-school assholes said about us.”

Heads all turned towards Kyoka as she dropped the f-bomb on the hallway, regardless of the fact that Katsuki had already dropped it several times. “Jiro!” Momo hissed.

“No, seriously, f*ck whatever they said,” she repeated. “I think everyone here needs a reality check, because guess what, all of us were probably mocked for wanting to be heroes, so shut up with all this depressing ‘people told me I couldn’t do it’ garbage. You know why? Because we’re in the UA hero course, guys! We’re here, and all those assholes who told us we couldn’t do it aren’t; well, except for Bakugo in Midoriya’s case, because their situation is just nuts.”

Itsuka thought on it for a second. “When you put it that way, you’re right. I was made fun of in middle-school too.”

“Same,” Ochaco added, looking down. “Deku’s not the only one who had a sh*tty time in middle-school.”

Mashiro also agreed, looking pensive. “Yeah… and I’d been thinking before we got to this island that I’d been the only one. You don’t think that that’s why we all had such a visceral reaction to seeing what Bakugo did in the first few episodes, do you? Because out of all of us, he’s the only one who’s been a bully instead of being bullied himself?”

Kyoka shrugged, and Momo recovered from her shock of her friend using vulgar language to speak up. “Maybe, but we need to think about the present right now, and Jirou is correct. We are all, all of us, students of the UA Hero Course—“

“And Support Course!”

“and Support Course,” Momo amended at Mei’s interjection. “We have to remember that, despite whatever may have occurred in our respective pasts, we are here, as students of UA. We need to be proud of our accomplishments in the face of the obstacles placed in front of us, whether they were physical, mental, or emotional. We’ve all had it rough in one way or another; nobody’s existence is perfect despite what it may seem on the outside looking in. Which means… shape up, Monoma!” Momo finished, turning directly towards him. “We’re all struggling and working hard! You have an amazing Quirk. Get your act together and become an amazing hero alongside all of us!”

Neito scowled and looked away, and for a moment everyone around was impressed by Momo’s speech, until a squeal came from behind them and a woman latched onto Momo in a hug from behind. “Oh, that was adorable, my little peach!”

“M-mother!” Momo shrieked as Kayama smothered her in her hug.

“You’re all holding up the hall,” Aizawa droned from behind. “Get a move on. You’re wasting your lunch hour.”

“Uh—right!” Izuku said, snapping himself back into action. “Sorry, sir! Come on everyone. We still have Principal Nezu’s assignment to go over.”

Mina groaned. “You had to remind me about that.”

“I’m sure we can all contribute ideas, Ashido,” Momo assured her.

Ochaco watched Izuku carefully as the combined group of students hurried their way on to the buffet hall for lunch. He seemed to be doing a little bit better, but his complexion was still pale from Eijiro’s earlier question. Honestly, the thought had shocked her as well. If someone was performing Quirk experimentation for adding Quirks to people’s bodies, someone like Izuku, who had been born Quirkless, would have made for a great test subject. Why Dr. Tsubasa hadn’t tried to snatch up Izuku for something so immoral was puzzling, but at the same time Ochaco could only be glad that he hadn’t.

“Hey,” she inquired once she was sure they weren’t going to be listened in on, except maybe by Tenya. “Are you okay, Deku? About what Kirishima said, you’re not letting that get to you, are you?”

Izuku grimaced at her question, his lips forming a thin line. “I’m trying not too,” he answered, “but yeah. I’d just rather not think about that right now, okay? Let’s just focus on getting lunch and working on Principal Nezu’s assignment.”

“An excellent idea, Midoriya,” Tenya enthusiastically agreed. “Have you had any thoughts about it yet?”

Izuku brought his hand to his chin. “I’ve been mulling over some ideas throughout the episodes this morning after the principal gave us the assignment,” he began, “and I’ve been narrowing them down into two separate categories—”

“Please, Midoriya, wait until we have lunch before you start,” Denki moaned. “Trying to keep up with a mumble storm without having food is giving me a stomach ache.”

“Oh, sorry Kaminari,” Izuku apologized.

“Hey, do you guys smell that?” Hanta inquired, sniffing the air. Many of the other students paused to stop and sniff.

“Hm…” Momo began to speak, catching a whiff of spices. “This fragrance. It smells…”

“…like…” Mina continued.

“…curry!” Eijiro shouted.

The students took off at a mad dash towards their waiting lunch, bickering good-naturedly about who was going to make it there first.

Kamimoto was left behind in the dust, groaning and staring at the slightly cracked drywall where Neito’s face had slammed into it thanks to Katsuki. “Guess I’m gonna have to take care of this too.”

Everyone was much more orderly once they actually arrived in the buffet hall, which for lunch today seemed to be only curry and rice, along with the salad bar. Izuku, Momo, and Itsuka were able to get everyone into somewhat orderly lines for their curry, with Mei not caring one iota about fulfilling any sort of class rep responsibilities and managing to sneak her way into being first in line when the other three were attempting to organize everyone else.

Once Izuku had gotten himself into line after defusing Katsuki’s desire to blow up Mei for having cut in front of him to get at the curry, he approached one of their catgirl servers. “Um, excuse me. I was talking to one of your coworkers this morning? I can’t remember her name, exactly. I think it was Mayla? She said that I needed to ask for her to get the medicine the nurse was making for me.”

“Oh right! You must mean M’alia, nya!” the catgirl responded. “She actually had to leave real quick, but let me go get the stuff for yah, nya!” the catgirl turned away and headed into the kitchen, calling out, “Hey! A-nya-one seen the potion for Midoriya?”

“I hope this doesn’t take long,” Tenya said as he and Ochaco stood with Izuku. “We don’t really have all that much time to eat and work on the principal’s assignment.”

“Yeah,” Ochaco agreed simply with a nod of her head. “Do you think you’re getting a special meal again like ya did at breakfast, Dek-Izuku?”

“I don’t know,” he answered, shrugging. “The curry smells so good, I was hoping that I’d get to have some of it, too.” He turned his head at the sound of the kitchen doors swinging open, and saw one of the kitchen staff stride out ahead of the woman with whom he’d spoken. Like seemingly everyone except Amahi Kamimoto, she was another catgirl, and was dressed in a long white coat with a red sash around the waist with what looked like a pocket watch and a fancy meat thermometer hanging from it. She came out from behind the counter just as the chef he’d talked to at breakfast had.

“Ah, Mr. Midoriya,” said the catgirl, who was shorter than the one he’d spoken to at breakfast and had an aesthetic closer to Jiro’s punk-rock, with short black hair with crimson tips and highlights and black triangles painted onto her cheekbones. It contrasted with the white chef’s hat she wore, and it also helped that because of her shortness, Izuku’s eyes weren’t at this woman’s (considerably smaller) bust like earlier, but at her chin. She didn’t seem to be as young as he or his classmates, probably more like the puss*cats or less than a decade older than Pixie-Bob said she was—actually, were all of the staff here women seemingly between twenty and thirty?—but her vibrant magenta irises spoke of a depth of experience far beyond his own. “It’s good to meet you. I’m U’nidanya Khubla, but you can just call me Nidanya or Nida if you wish. Unfortunately, I’m afraid Aila had to leave the island urgently, so I’ll be taking care of your meals instead in her place.”

“She had to leave?” Izuku asked. This was the first time he’d heard of staff, of anyone, really, leaving the island. “No way! Why?”

Nida shrugged her shoulders. “I didn’t ask, but it didn’t stop her from blabbing that her friends needed her sword, or her bow, or whatever. Seems some trouble’s popped up back home and she needs to go help take care of it. It’s no big deal to me, since I’m her sous-chef and do most of the work around here anyway.” She paused for a second while shrugging her shoulders. “Anyway, in case you forgot, our instructions from Falmo are to only provide the tinctures she makes for you at breakfast and supper, so you don't have to worry about getting one for lunch. You can also just go ahead and get one of the plates of curry. You haven’t had any of the side effects listed from your breakfast have you?”

Izuku shook his head. “Just a bit of muscle soreness and an energy boost, mostly,” he replied. “Also… I need to apologize. During our video watch this morning, I ended up getting sick and vomiting the remainder of the breakfast you all made me while we were on the second episode.” He bowed. “I am deeply sorry for wasting your time and effort on me.”

“Midoriya!” “Deku!”

Nida raised her hands. “Hey, hang on there, kiddo. No need to apologize to me.”

Izuku lifted his head. “But I wasted your cooking! And it was such a delicious breakfast, too!”

“Listen Midoriya, you didn’t start watching until ten, right? It only takes an hour for the aetheric energies of that meal to be absorbed into the body. What you vomited up at that point was just stomach acid and chunks of protein, starch, and carbs. Besides, we’re not going to hold it against you for getting sick and throwing up; as long as you can say our food tastes delicious, that’s what matters to us.”

She grinned at him as she ruffled his hair, while Tenya turned towards Izuku. “See? Hear that Midoriya? Everything is okay.”

“Um, but is it okay for Izuku to just grab a plate of the curry?” Ochaco asked. “Isn’t he supposed to be on some kind of special diet?”

Nida waved her hand and made a phshaw sound. “Nah, it’s fine. When I decided on making curry for Midoriya’s lunch we just went and made up one big batch for all of you. The rest of you could use it too, especially since it helps you learn more, faster, as well. We might just start doing that for all your meals now anyway, if the only side-effects Midoriya’s noticed were some muscle soreness and excess energy.”

A nearby Mina already carrying her plate of curry and rice overheard that. “Whoa! So you’re saying that this curry can make us smarter?”

The catgirl gave her a proud smile. “Maybe not smarter, but it’ll help you learn quicker!” she said. “So go on out there and fight some monsters or something so you can become experienced!”

“I’m not sure what you mean by ‘go fight monsters’ but I’ll do my best!” Mina replied with a big thumbs-up.

Momo paused by the trio of Izuku, Ochaco, and Tenya to give the chef an inquisitive look. “If I remember correctly, the chef from this morning said something about aetheric energies as well. I can’t say that I’m familiar with the concept.”

“Yeah, you wouldn’t be,” Nida replied with a throaty giggle. “You come from a world without aether, which is weird to me, but what else about the multiverse isn’t weird. Simply put, it’s magic.”

“Magic!?” Momo gasped.

“Magic!?” Mina, and several others repeated.

“Whoa! We’re gonna eat magic curry for lunch!?” Denki shouted. “That is so cool!”

“Moron,” Katsuki muttered as he upended an entire bottle of tabasco onto his curry. “There’s nothing magical about this stuff.”

“Not all of us like having our taste buds drowned in fire, Bakugo,” Tetsutetsu replied.

“So it’s not a Quirk?” Izuku asked. “What the nurse said last night was real? She actually did use magic to heal my arm?”

“Yep,” Nida replied with a nod, and took something out of a pocket in her coat, making Izuku and those around him gasp in awe. A glittering cluster of orangish red crystals rested in the white-gloved palm of her hand. “We use these crystals in the cooking of your breakfast this morning and in the curry you’ll be eating for lunch. These crystals are brimming with fire-aspected aether, and we also use water-aspected aether as well. They’re the elements best used in infusing magic into cooking. You don’t want to try using earth or wind or lightning; things just get messy.”

She replaced the crystals into her pocket. “Anyway, you’re free to go ahead and grab a plate of that curry, Midoriya, and don't feel bad if you have to vomit some of it during training at any time. As long as it tastes good going down, I don't care how it tastes coming back up. Come ask for me at breakfast and supper and I’ll give you your medicine.” Nida tapped her hat in an odd little salute, her black-furred cat ears twitching, the movement of the crimson tips on them attracting attention, and turned around to walk back into the kitchen with swaying hips and swishing tail peeking out through a hole in her coat.

“Guess we’d better get some of that curry, Izuku,” Ochaco urged him forward so that they could get their plates of the specially prepared lunch. It smelled delicious, and certainly looked so as well. A rich, thick brown sauce containing what looked like a lot of legumes against a bed of rice and garnished with chopped scallions. Tenya peered cautiously at his plate.

“I’m not seeing any crystals. You don’t think they were crushed into a powder and stirred into the stew, do you?”

A peal of laughter came from a nearby catgirl server. “No, silly nya. The magic gets sucked out of the crystals like vwoom while we’re cooking! Eating crystal would give you a stomach ache, nya, or worse.”

“Well that’s a relief,” Tenya murmured, leading the group towards an empty space. “Still, I am concerned that we may be being used as guinea pigs in an experiment of theirs.”

“Lighten up, Legs,” Mei said from nearby, her voice muffled as she practically shovelled curry into her mouth. “This stuff’s delicious! I might even go back for seconds!” She froze, quickly reaching for her water glass, and started draining it while punching her collar.

“Hatsume! Slow down or you’re going to choke!”

Izuku dipped his fork into the curry, ensuring that he got some of the rice along with the legumes. Out of the corner of his eye he saw All Might talking with a freshly reappeared U’nidanya before being handed something and leaving the room. Wonder what that’s abou—

Izuku’s thoughts froze as soon as the curry touched his tongue and he started eating at a pace to rival Mei’s. They weren’t the only ones eating quickly. Forks and chopsticks were clattering like mad at every table. Once the first bite of the dish entered a mouth, the pull to eat such a delicious plate of food was irresistible. The curry was perfectly seasoned with just the right blend of spiciness and richness from the spices and butter, with the lack of meat not even serving as a detractor. The rice it was paired with was also light and fluffy, absorbing the flavour of the curry where the two mixed and otherwise cutting through the spice when hints of lemon and garlic. Unless you were Katsuki Bakugo and desired to have your mouth on fire, there was no need to make any alterations whatsoever.

Cries went up as students jumped out of their chairs to return for seconds, even thirds, of the meal, with compliments being dished out by nearly everyone as they practically inhaled their plates of curry. Eventually, Itsuka put an end to the festivities by standing up, enlarging her hands, and clapping. “Okay everyone, I know the curry’s awesome, but we really need to go over the assignment.” Several groans rose to counter her declaration. “No arguments,” Itsuka brushed them aside. “The principal asked us to come up with defensive strategies for UA in either one of two situations: dealing with an active security breach such as what happened at the USJ, or deterrence. We should probably start by decided on which one we’re dealing with.”

Mei thrust her hand into the air and spoke before anyone could acknowledge her. “Wouldn’t whatever we come up with to detain villains if they did infiltrate serve as deterrence too if they knew what was waiting for them?”

Mezo looked towards her, one of his tentacles forming a mouth to speak. “If the threat of All Might wasn’t enough to deter them from attacking the USJ, I don’t know what could.”

“A giant mech! Three of them!”

“But we already have the robots we use for training and the entrance exam,” Izuku replied. “And even students like us can deal with them; I don’t know how exactly that works for deterrence.”

“You can take a zero-pointer down in a single punch, Midoriya,” Denki countered. “You don’t get to talk.”

“Yeah, and you can just zap them, Kaminari,” Kyoka countered his counter, “so you especially don’t get to talk.”

Mei waved her hand dismissively. “Those robots are just big hunks of metal that punch and swing their limbs around. I’m talking about ones with thirty millimetre autocannons and MLRS installed; and not the cheap ones on the small robots, but laser-guided high precision missiles rather than dumbfire ones.”

Mashiro flinched. “Isn’t that a little extreme?”

Mei looked over at him. “Would you like to fight a Nomu that can go toe-to-toe with All Might face-to-face with your tail, or a thirty millimetre autocannon with armour-piercing rounds from a kilometre and a half away?”

“Point taken,” Mashiro replied. “Point taken. Give me the cannon, please.”

“Unfortunately, I’ve identified a glaring problem with that solution, Hatsume,” Momo said, pinching the bridge of her nose and lowering her head while shaking it slightly. “That’s a very lethal solution, and as heroes we are to resort to using lethal force only as a measure of absolute last resort.”

Katsuki smirked. “Don’t you try to solve all your problems with cannons, Ponytail? You think you’re really in a position to lecture her?”

“While I do understand the appeal in that simple solution,” Principal Nezu stated while Momo blushed and held back a retort at the Explosion-Quirked teen, “unfortunately I have been reminded by the Hero Public Safety Commission that UA is not a military facility or associated with the JSDF, and is not authorized to use lethal force in response to trespassers.” He sipped his tea. “So please keep in mind that ideas which involve termination of the threat will be rejected out of hand, even if their purpose is deterrence.”

“Phooey,” Mei huffed, throwing herself back into her chair and folding her arms in a pout.

“Perhaps we should focus on the deterrence aspect of the assignment,” Tenya suggested. “That way we can avoid any suggestions on how to combat villains that enter UA grounds and instead focus on non-lethal measures to ensure that they do not get past the UA barrier.”

“That seems safest,” Shoto agreed.

Katsuki made a noise of disapproval. “Damn committee,” he muttered while shoving some of his tabasco-red curry into his mouth. “The f*ckin’ League of Villains attacks UA twice and they still say we can’t just kill ‘em when they decide to come after us again.”

“It wouldn’t give us a very good image, which is something you need to remember,” Kayama pointed out. “We’re a part of the law enforcement and emergency services of our nation; we cannot abuse the authority granted to us to mistreat or kill our citizens; even if they happen to be breaking the law, that doesn’t mean we can break the law ourselves in response.”

“Which we will be going over in more detail again after our afternoon episodes,” Aizawa reminded them.

“So, what?” Denki asked. “Could we maybe electrify the barrier or something? Make it an electric fence? That way Shigaraki wouldn’t be able to disintegrate it again.”

“What makes you think he wouldn’t just power through the shock?” Rikido asked.

“Involuntary muscle spasm,” Denki replied. “You get hit with a strong enough jolt all of a sudden when you’re not expecting it and your muscles will spasm and pain reflex will basically snap your arm away like that.” He snapped his fingers.

“Yeah, but electrifying the whole barrier so it’s strong enough to give anyone who touches it a good zap has got to take a lot of power, right?” Minoru asked. “What happens if it goes out?”

“We could build backup generators that exclusively power the barrier and aren’t attached to the main energy grid,” Mei suggested, “so a general power failure wouldn’t affect the barrier at all.”

“That sounds like a good idea,” Kyoka said, “but do you really think that just an electric fence would be enough to keep them out? Would it keep our classes out?”

“That actually sounds like a good idea,” Neito admitted. “If we design a security system that our class’ forty Quirks would be incapable of penetrating, then it would be pretty safe to say that nothing could circumvent it.”

“Our forty plus one,” Katsuki stated. “You can’t forget the warp bastard.”

Izuku swallowed the last bite of his plate. “I had a bit of an idea about that, actually,” he said, pulling out the notebook he had been writing notes in. “I’m pretty confident that you’re all aware by now that I’m kind of a hero nerd, and this extends beyond just the heroes in our everyday lives. Before Quirks, there were lots of comics and movies about superheroes, some of which were lost in the chaos caused by the appearance of Quirks. However, a lot did survive thanks to hardcore enthusiasts dedicated to preserving pre-Quirk culture, and I studied them too to see how feasible they’d be today or how they would stack up against today’s pros when I was bored since I didn’t really, you know, have a social life.”

Katsuki received several hard glares, and he avoided eye contact with any of them to continue pretending not to give Izuku his attention.

“Anyway,” Izuku continued, “this is probably a dumb idea, but Kurogiri said that he needs to know the precise coordinates of where he’s going to open up a warp gate there. We don’t know yet whether those coordinates are a fixed geographical location via longitude and latitude or whether they are relative, but I suspect that it has to be a fixed location based on what he said. He has to know exactly where something is in order to warp there. If that’s the case, since UA has already transitioned everyone to dorms, all we need to do is move UA somewhere else; Kurogiri won’t be able to warp there, and the best way not to be invaded is to keep the enemy from knowing where you are.”

Momo and Itsuka both blinked in surprise at Izuku’s plan. “That’s an excellent point, Midoriya,” Momo started, “but…”

“We can’t exactly move UA,” Itsuka added. “It’s not like this is I-Island.”

Izuku nodded. “Right, and this is why I’m calling it a dumb idea, but what if we were somehow able to turn the mountain UA is on into some kind of giant helicarrier like S.H.I.E.L.D. uses in the Marvel comics universe?”

Mei’s eyes were filled with manic light. “You want us to turn UA into a giant flying mountain?”

Izuku chuckled. “Yeah, silly idea, righ—”

“CHALLENGE ACCEPTED!” Mei shouted. “If Ultron could do it, why can’t we?”

“Because Ultron had vibranium,” Izuku countered. “It acted as an applied phlebotinum to let them handwave a magnetic field holding the flying rock and city together. Also, wait, you’ve seen those movies too!?”

“And we’ve got a Quirk that lets us make anything so long as it’s understood at the molecular level,” Mei argued, turning to look at Momo and completely ignoring Izuku's question.

“It’s a completely fictional element! I can’t just make it with Creation!” Momo objected. “Trust me, I’ve tried. My Quirk won’t let me invent new substances.”

“You’ve tried?” Izuku asked.

“Midoriya, you cannot tell me that you’ve never wanted Captain America’s shield before,” Momo answered begrudgingly.

Kayama nodded. “Oh yes. Her tantrum when she discovered that she couldn’t produce vibranium was just adorable.”

“Mother…”

“But…” Hanta started to say, “didn’t Miss Kamimoto say that we basically had access to anything except alcohol while we were on this island?” Everyone took a moment to pause when he said that. “I mean, we’re already eating curry that’s been cooked with literal magic and we’re watching a TV show about Midoriya’s life provided by people who know our future. Doesn’t this kinda prove the existence of the multiverse?”

Mei gasped, vibrating at the revelation. “Meaning that we can get anything! Even atomic diagrams of elements and the molecular composition of materials not present in our home universe! If they have access to a complete record of human history, I could become the first person to genuinely remake Damascus steel! No, better! I could make adamantium! Ah! Adamantium made with Damascus steel and vibranium! Or uru metal! Now I just need a Nidavellir hyperforge built around a neutron star.”

Momo placed a hand to her head. “All right, let’s say in theory that we have access to fantastical metals and elements from other universes. That still doesn’t exactly resolve the question of how we would make the entire UA campus fly.”

“To get the thrust necessary to lift the entire mountain would require a lot of liquid oxygen and liquid methane,” Ochaco said, pulling out her own notebook and pen and poking the side of her cheek with the back end of it. “And that stuff all needs to be cryogenically cooled to maintain its liquid state, which is also going to take energy. Does anyone have a reasonable estimate for the mass of the mountain, the forest, and all of UA’s facilities?” When she looked up, most all of the students were staring at her like she’d grown a second head. “What? I’m a space geek! Thirteen’s my favourite hero! You think I don’t know how rocket engines work?”

“Yeah, but it is a little surprising, ribbit,” Tsuyu stated. “You did place in the lower half of the class during midterms.”

“And you were freaking out a bit about finals, too,” Izuku added, looking a bit guilty for bringing it up. “Not as much as Ashido and Kaminari, but still…”

“If Mr. Ectoplasm taught us physics and chemistry instead of just mathematics for mathematics’ sake, I’m confident that I’d have placed overall in the top ten,” Ochaco frantically countered while blushing.

Neito shook his head. “As entertaining as this idea is, aren’t you forgetting a crucial element? Once we’ve successfully gotten UA airborne, and somehow managed to keep it airborne and mobile, and resolved all problems regarding independent power generation, running water, water treatment, and living and training on a daily basis at high altitude; how would we keep UA supplied with fresh materials and parts? You can’t simply rely on one student to make everything out of her Quirk, and we’d need to be continuously supplied with food.”

“Ever heard of the Berlin Airlift?” Tenya asked. “It could be done with enough coordination, but that would also necessitate creating an airstrip on UA grounds and instructing an air traffic control group…”

“This is just a hypothetical thought exercise anyway,” Mashiro pointed out. “If we’re agreed that we’re looking for ways on how to prevent an attack on UA, why don’t we look at this idea of making UA a flying mobile school and check it against our self-defined criteria of being able to defeat our combined classes’ array of Quirks?”

“The ability of flight already neutralizes most of us as a threat,” Fumikage stated. “Even Midoriya, with All Might’s power, is incapable of flight, as is Todoroki.”

“Which means it’s useless against me!” Katsuki stated, slamming his fist down on the table with a laugh. “I can already fly with my explosions. It’ll be a piece of cake for me to get up there.”

“Uraraka could also negate someone’s gravity and float them up there, and SetTokage,” Itsuka clarified at the confused looks she received, “can also use her Quirk when she splits herself up to fly pieces of her body around, and Tsunotori can fly by basically using her detached horns as skates. f*ckidashi might be able to come up with something from onomatopoeia, and if we give Shiozaki enough food, water, and sunlight she could potentially grow her vines into a large enough pillar like the story of the beanstalk, but those are big ifs to be going off of.”

“Likewise I would be able to use Creation to make a small airplane if I had the schematics,” Momo added, “but I don’t have a pilot’s license, so actually flying one is another matter. This is all, assuming that the forty of us acting as an assault force are already aware of the school’s location, which would theoretically be a secret given its mobile nature.”

“So are we actually going with my dumb idea?” Izuku asked, incredulous.

“It has merit,” Neito admitted. “The problems with it are mostly logistical and engineering, but Quirks are bullsh*t, so even without comic book metals, it might still be doable.”

“I guess we need to think of a way to deal with a lone Bakugo once he flies his way on up,” Rikido chuckled.

“How about gun turrets that fire those capture nets Hatsume stuck Iida in during their match during the festival?” Minoru suggested. “Wrap Bakugo up in one of those nets and he won’t be able to control his explosions as well.”

Katsuki grumbled. “Twerp’s right about that. My Quirk is through my hands. Ideally I’d just blow my way out of a stupid net, but if it’s got me wrapped up I’d need to take time blowing it up or untangling myself from it before I’d be able to regain full maneuverability. And if I overuse my Quirk to get up there I’ll f*ck up my arms or I’ll use up so much sweat I’ll get dehydrated. I’d do everything I could to avoid that kind of endurance match.”

“And the same thing with the nets could apply to if Uraraka used her Quirk to float up someone like Midoriya or Todoroki,” Momo suggested, to which Ochaco nodded.

“Yeah. Zero Gravity just removes the force of gravity acting on something. Toss a net on them and they’ll start being weighed down by the net which still has gravity acting on it, or if any other force is applied like a strong gust of wind blowing them off-course.” Ochaco sighed. “That ball I threw for Mr. Aizawa’s test probably never made it to space and got picked up by a jet stream or something.”

“Wind?” Tetsutetsu thought. “Hey, wouldn’t Tsuburaba be able to make platforms with Solid Air to run up?”

“Completely impractical to do so,” Neito dismissed immediately. “He needs to be blowing air out of his mouth to solidify the air, so he’d need to have his head down the entire time. Tsunotori and Tokage are probably our best bets to make it to a flying UA, and while Tokage might be able to escape the nets and Tsunotori’s horns could probably tear her way out of them, Tokage is definitely more a stealth type than a power type.”

“Yeah, but UA’s got Eraser Head,” Tetsutetsu pointed out. “Even if Bakugo, Tokage, or Tsunotori managed to make it up there, one look from him and they’ve lost their powers, which’ll make it easy to take them out, or keep them from flying.”

“Oh that’s an idea!” Mina shouted. “We make UA fly, get a whole bunch of Hatsume’s capture nets in turrets all the first-years get to man all around the campus, and we put Mr. Aizawa in a watchtower so he can disable the Quirks of anyone flying up at us!”

“Ooh! And we put electrified ropes on all the capture nets so we’re zapping people unconscious while we reel ‘em!” Denki added.

“This is all assuming that we are somehow able to make UA fly in the first place,” Tenya reminded them.

“Couldn’t Uraraka just float it with her Quirk?” Toru asked.

“My weight limit’s only about three imperial tons,” Ochaco replied, “or at least it was before summer camp. I don’t know what my limit currently is, but UA definitely weighs exponentially more than that.”

“Why don’t we just make UA a space station while we’re at it?” Katsuki laughed. “That’d keep anybody from being able to get to us.”

“We are not making UA a space station when you cause explosions with your sweat, Todoroki makes fire, and Kaminari makes free-flowing electricity!” Ochaco shouted. “Unless you want to be vented into space along with everyone else when your Quirk blows a hole in the structure.”

“Would the atmosphere be the same, though?” Shoto inquired as Katsuki rolled his eyes at Ochaco. “If there’s a higher oxygen content, then my Quirk and Bakugo’s would be even stronger on a place like a space station.”

“Bakugo does have a point, though,” Koji said calmly. “If UA was in space, there’s no way anyone in our class, let alone any villain, would be able to get to it.”

“Yo Aoyama,” Kyoka spoke up. “You’ve been quiet this whole time. Got any thoughts?”

“Anything is fine as long as it doesn’t affect my twinkling,” he answered. “Perhaps a series of mirrors and prisms that would let me shoot my Navel Laser from any position in the campus to light up the barrier with mon éclat magnifique!”

“Uh, yeah, sure…” Rikido half-heartedly agreed.

Kyoka turned her head towards Koji. “Hey, Koda, what if you did what we did in our match against Present Mic and weaponized the bugs of the forest against any potential intruders?”

Izuku, Ochaco, Momo, Tenya, and Tsuyu all shuddered when they recalled what the two of them had done to incapacitate Present Mic. “I think that’s going a bit too far,” Tsuyu commented.

“Yes,” Momo added. “I hope Present Mic has managed to get over it.”

Kayama and Aizawa both sighed. “That was a loooong night at the bar,” she admitted.

Principal Nezu checked the time on one of the clocks in the hall. “Well, I do say that this was a most enlightening discussion to listen to,” he expressed in a very happy tone. “However, it is time for us to be making our way back to the theatre for the afternoon’s episodes. Miss Hatsume, I have a feeling that we will need to have a discussion with Miss Kamimoto once the others have commenced their afternoon Quirk training. The possibilities of using and fabricating materials from realities outside of our own are nearly infinite.”

“You got it, Principal!” Mei replied. “Hey, Tenya! What would you say to an armour upgrade made with impossible metal? Or a super suit? Or power armour?”

“Why don’t you just make everyone their own custom super mecha suit while you’re at it?” Itsuka jokingly suggested.

Mei gasped. “Maybe I will! So many super suit babies… and I’ll make them combine into one giant mega robo baby! After I give the school rocket engines!”

As Mei cackled, the twenty-three other students collectively thought, Maybe this assignment was a bad idea.

Chapter 28: Who Wants to be a Millionaire, UA Obstacle Course Edition!

Notes:

Okay, so it's been a hot minute since my last update for... anything really. Can't really blame it on any one thing in particular other than computer games took over my free time. I had more interest in playing those than in writing. For that, I apologize.

It's probably going to happen again at some point. In the beginning when I started this fic in the fall of 2020 and I put chapters out like crazy it was because I was doing nothing but writing them after work. These days my time is being sunk into other things as well, so writing takes more of a backseat.

Anywho, that explanation aside, on with the fic!

(See the end of the chapter for more notes.)

Chapter Text

The doors to the Maple Theatre almost burst off of their hinges, slamming into the padded doorstops to prevent them from hitting the walls, immediately followed by an explosion of sound from the force of the hit and the shout of the person who had brutally kicked them in. “Miss Kamiwhatsit! You said when we got here that anything we wanted except alcohol would be available to us, right?”

Amahi Kamimoto nearly jumped out of her skin at the volume and suddenness of Mei’s shout. “Ah! What? Yes, I did say that, yes,” she answered. “What do you want? I can’t provide it here, but we should be able to—”

“Great!” Mei interrupted her. “I’ll need atomic diagrams for the structure of vibranium, uru metal, the element Tony Stark synthesized to power the Iron Man armour Mark VI, mithril, schematics for the miniature tokamak arc reactor, historical records or documents showing the processes used to create Damascus steel, proto-adamantium, and—”

Kamimoto held up her hands as the other students and teachers started to file into the theatre. “Whoa, whoa, hang on, hang on just a second.”

“You said that besides alcohol, we could ask for anything and we’d get it, no questions asked,” Mei pointed out.

“Yes, but…”

“And you said that anything we learned or made here could be taken back to our world and timeline.”

“Yes, but…”

“And the entire stated purpose of us watching these videos is to be aware of the future and take steps to prevent whatever horrible fate awaits us from taking place.”

“Yes, but…”

“And if literal magic is being cooked into our food and being used to fix Midoriya’s injuries, then what I’m asking for should be fine.”

“Yes, but…”

“So gimme! I’ve got babies to make!”

Kamimoto took a half a step back as Mei reached out in front of her, making grabby hands as the inventor continued to mutter “gimme gimme” in a low voice. “Look, Hatsume,” she began, “I can’t—”

“You promised! Don’t be a lying mean—”

“I can’t get you those right now,” Kamimoto said over and above Mei’s protest. “We’re in the theatre. I can’t get you any of that stuff here. I’ll swing by the workshop once we finish the afternoon episodes. Get me a list of everything you want and I’ll get it to you by three, okay?”

“Works for me!” Mei answered. She spun in an instant one hundred and eighty degree turn and started walking back towards the stairs near the entrance, allowing Kamimoto to have a little bit of breathing room.

Their crimson-haired caretaker looked at the other students filing into the room, confusion plain as day across her face. “What was that all about?”

“Principal Nezu’s assignment,” Mashiro answered her. “We were brainstorming ideas during lunch for upgrading UA’s defences, and when it was brought up that Midoriya’s eating food with literal magic cooked into it, well…”

“Some ideas started spiraling once we got the idea that we could get our hands on things not from our home universe and either bring them to or recreate them back home,” Momo finished for him.

“Ah,” Kamimoto replied. “I see.” She sighed, placing the heel of her palm to her forehead. “Well, the whole point is to prepare you all for the future you’re going to see, after all, so I guess it’s fine.” As long as she’s not asking for anything like an Infinity Stone, but she’s still going to be getting her hands on a miniaturized sustainable fusion reactor. This will be a game-changer, no doubt about it.

Kamimoto waved off several students beginning to apologize for Mei’s behaviour. “Don’t worry about it. It’ll all work out. Just take your seats so we can get started with the afternoon’s pair of episodes.”

“Woo! Sports Festival!” Mina cheered. “It’ll be fun to watch the obstacle course from the safety of the theatre without having to run through it again.”

“And maybe we’ll be able to figure some stuff out, watching it again,” Rikido added. “I still don’t really know how Midoriya managed to win that thing, or where the giant explosion came from.”

Ochaco looked at Izuku with an expectant smile on her face. “You said you didn’t use your Quirk during the first event, so I bet you went and did something crazy again, didn’t you?”

Chuckling, Izuku replied, “Guilty.”

“It was cheap and humiliating is what it was!” Katsuki shouted, throwing himself into his customary couch spot.

“Honestly, it was vexing,” Shoto commented, “but it was also a smart move of Midoriya’s.”

“The whole damn sports festival was humiliating,” Katsuki grumbled. Eijiro gave him a weird look as he sat down next to his friend.

“But you won, man.”

“Not in the way I wanted,” Katsuki barked. “Todoroki didn’t go all out like he did against Deku. It wasn’t an indisputable victory.”

Kayama cleared her throat. “Despite the words Present Mic encouraged you all with, need I remind you that the sports festival is a school tournament and not a blood sport and not a gladiatorial fight to the death? Would you have even bothered trying if it was like last year’s and the end tournament was fighting with foam swords?”

“That would have been really fun!” Mina gasped before Katsuki could shout or growl anything in response. “I wonder how it would have gone down.”

“Seems a bit odd, though,” Mezo wondered, “having a foam sword battle when we’re trying to stand out for internships and showing off our Quirks.”

“It was really entertaining, though,” Hanta replied. “Our upperclassmen last year could still use their Quirks, but they couldn’t directly attack their opponents with them. They had to use them on the ring, themselves, or the swords. It was pretty cool seeing what some of them were able to come up with on the fly.”

“So you watched last year’s festival, Sero?” Minoru asked.

“Yeah,” he replied eagerly. “Since I was so jacked on getting ready for UA this year, I made sure to watch the first years last year to get some ideas on what kinda stuff we would be getting up to once we were in UA and competing in this thing.”

“Must have been kind of boring, though,” Denki mused as he plopped down in a second row couch next to Hanta.

“What do you mean?”

“Well, the business course never really tries in this,” Denki replied, “and you saw how much enthusiasm a lot of the gen ed kids had. So it probably would have been mostly 1-B showing off since there wasn’t a 1-A last year.”

Hanta frowned. “Huh? What are you talking about? There was a 1-A competing last year. The final came down to a girl from 1-A and a guy from 1-B.”

“But that can’t be right,” Mashiro commented. “Remember what All Might said when he caught Mr. Aizawa behind the gymnasium after our Quirk Assessment Test on orientation day? Mr. Aizawa expelled his entire freshman class last year.”

“But I’m telling you, there was a class 1-A competing in the sports festival last year,” Hanta argued. “C’mon. I can’t have been the only one watching.”

“No, Sero’s right, you guys,” Izuku spoke up. “There was a 1-A competing, and a 1-B.”

“So what’s this crap about Eraser Head expelling his entire class last year if they’re still competing in the sports festival?” Tetsutetsu asked. “Did the school doctor the records?”

“UA would never do something so immoral as to fake their records,” Tenya immediately countered.

Principal Nezu smiled as he clambered into his seat atop the top level railing. “Just because a student is expelled from UA, doesn’t mean that they cannot be reinstated,” he stated quite simply.

As Principal Nezu’s words sunk in, Izuku placed his hands over his eyes and hunched forward while Kamimoto locked the door and engaged the Quirk inhibitor. “I don’t even know what to think anymore.”

“Seems like Mr. Aizawa’s just stacking deception on top of deception on top of deception,” Ochaco grumbled, putting her hand on Izuku’s back and rubbing it in circles.

“Mr. Aizawa, I must protest!” Tenya said, jumping up from his seat at the front and turning to face his teachers. Tenya’s arm was already robotically chopping up and down. “I understand UA’s teaching methods are unconventional, but this really does go too far! How are we supposed to trust anything about our great institution if it’s willing to continuously deceive us?”

“I agree,” Momo added. “I know the phrase ‘expect the unexpected’, but this is frankly ridiculous. An entire class gets expelled, and then reinstated? What lesson could you have possibly been trying to teach that justifies jeopardizing a student’s entire academic career in an instant? An expulsion from UA is basically a death sentence to their future.”

Aizawa sighed while enduring the harsh stare of Kayama next to him. “That is the point, Yaoyorozu, Iida.”

Kamimoto glanced over the stunned looks on all of the students’ faces. “Uh, this particular point is going to be covered in the videos down the road, just FYI, in case you want to put this talk off until then…”

“I think we should get an answer now, frankly,” Minoru loudly disagreed. He was vibrating with emotion, entirely torn on how he should be feeling. There was the fear that had struck him the first day after lunch when Mr. Aizawa’s rational deception was dispelled by All Might and he’d realized how close he was to actually getting expelled, and then now the indignation to hear that it was likely just a temporary thing to expel them and they’d be reinstated. “What do you mean that’s the point!?”

Standing from his seat, Aizawa swept his blurry vision across the seats in front of him, cursing the slight pounding in his head from all the alcohol that stupid drinking game had caused him to consume before lunch. He was no closer to sobering up now than he was when they left this theatre. “Hero work is dangerous. Dropping your guard, getting complacent, treating this like it’s a game or something fun; any of that can get you killed in the field. If you hold yourself back, or hesitate, like I…” Aizawa shook his head. “I learned that lesson in my second year at UA, when three of us left on a work study and only two came back. You need to take this course seriously, because the world and the villains inhabiting it won’t let you live if they catch you slacking off or goofing around. There’s also a difference between self-sacrifice and being recklessly suicidal. The expulsion move I make is to simulate that. Those that want to die so badly, I give them that death; then they work harder than ever after reinstatement. That’s its purpose.”

Izuku’s mind whirled as classmates around him erupted into noise. That was the reason Mr. Aizawa expelled so many students on the first day? To teach them not to hold back? Not to hesitate? To approach their training seriously? To not get into situations they cannot win for no reason? That if they do that, they’ll just die, so he simulates that through expulsion?

“And we’re not getting into any more of that right now, thank you!” Kamimoto declared, dimming the lights and putting the projector on. “Time to watch the first event of your sports festival!”

“But hey, we have—”

“Don’t care!” Kamimoto interrupted Eijiro. “Obstacle course time!”

The screen lit up with a globe of the Earth, Narrator Izuku speaking over it. “This is a superhuman society…”

“Oh… my… Goooood…” groaned Katsuki. “We get it already! We know we have superpowers!”

“It’s a show, Bakugo,” Kyoka shot back at him. “It’s going to have this pointless stuff. Stop complaining.”

“Yeah, man, I’m surprised you’re still going on about this,” Tetsutetsu added.

“We could be spending more time watching me dominate the festival instead of listening to this crap over and over again,” Katsuki complained.

“And next you’re going to be complaining about having to watch the intro over and over again, right?” Hanta asked jokingly. “Just chill out, relax, and enjoy it, man.”

Ochaco sat back in her loveseat next to Izuku, stretching one arm back while patting her stomach with the other. “Not sure how much of this I’m gonna be able to watch,” she admitted. “I’m just so stuffed from lunch I might just nap it off.”

“B—but this is the obstacle course!” Izuku countered. “You sure you’ll be able to sleep through it when there’ll be Bakugo’s explosions and the land mines going off?”

“...story of how I became the world’s greatest hero.”

“Oh, I’m sure the noise will wake me up,” Ochaco replied as the intro started. “But… that curry.”

“Yes…” Momo agreed.

“That curry was delicious, ribbit,” Tsuyu agreed.

Many of the students nodded their heads. “I believe that that is something that we can all agree on,” Tenya stated. “It was magnificent curry.”

“Needed more heat,” Katsuki groused. “It was too damn weak.”

“Considering that Bakugo drinks fizzy pepper spray cola, I’m good with how spicy the curry was,” Rikido said.

“Yeah, same here,” Minoru agreed with him. “Bakugo can go and breathe fire all he wants, but I’m going to stick to foods that won’t give me heartburn, thank you very much.”

“I feel like it could have used a bit more spice,” Itsuka said thoughtfully, placing her right index finger to the corner of her lips. “Adding in some dried chili flakes or something, but definitely not the entire bottle of tabasco sauce like what Bakugo did. But that’s just being nitpicky; it was really good.”

“If we’re going to be nitpicky, having it be a legume curry was nice, but it would’ve been even better if it was a lamb curry,” Denki commented. “Could you imagine that?”

“Oh yeah!” Mina agreed. “Some lamb in the curry would have been great!”

“The beef curry we made at camp wasn’t bad either,” Tetsutetsu commented. Eijiro nodded.

“Yeah. Not bad for a bunch of high schoolers.”

Yagi looked towards Nezu. “Sir, could you remind me again why the hero course students don’t have a home economics class? It was still something they took when I was a student, not that I was ever very good at it.”

“Because it’s pointless,” Aizawa answered before Nezu could. “We’re training them to combat villains and perform search and rescue. The curriculum doesn’t have time for extraneous things like cooking lessons.”

Kayama sighed. “We don’t need to hear you arguing that, Aizawa,” she chastised him. “Coming to this island is the first time in years I’ve seen you eat actual cooked food.”

“I get the nutrients I need just fine,” Aizawa replied coolly. “I don’t need them dressed up. Extravagance is not a requirement. Besides, we could always be called upon at a moment’s notice. The last thing you need is to be in the middle of making supper, suddenly getting a call to an active situation, and return to a burned down home because you forgot to turn the stove or oven off.”

“But providing food after a disaster is an important part to trying to take care of the victims,” Yagi argued. “It’s also good for their own well-being and morale if they’ll be able to provide good meals either to disaster victims or just themselves after a hard day. Also, Aizawa, I’m over here. That’s the doors to the theatre.”

Nezu nodded his head while Aizawa grumbled. “Yes, All Might. You make an excellent point. However, since your time as a student, the Hero Public Safety Commission decided that home economics classes were unnecessary distractions for the hero course curriculum when they did their last major overhaul of it fifteen years ago.”

Grumbling, Yagi folded his arms and looked back to the screen as the intro finished. “That’s a shame.”

“Midoriya.” The young man looked forward, and Bakugo glanced over as Todoroki finished his declaration of war. “Know that I will beat you.”

“Okay, okay,” Rikido said, leaning back with a smile and his arms folded. “This is a decent place to recap from.”

“All the other courses, they’re coming for us with everything they’ve got. We’re all gonna have to fight to stand out,” Midoriya stated as the show had returned to 1-A in their waiting room as they prepared to enter the stadium. Midoriya raised his head, confident defiance on his face as he returned Todoroki’s gesture. “And I’ll be aiming for the top, too.”

“The music is giving me chills, man,” Denki oohed, leaning forward slightly in his seat. “Why is everything so much cooler when it’s got a soundtrack to it?”

“Because music is soul,” Kyoka replied.

The red title screen displayed, with the yellow writing for “In Their Own Quirky Ways”.

“That’s such a fun little phrase,” Kayama giggled, still feeling the effects of the booze from earlier.

The show dropped back to a wide aerial shot of the outside of the coliseum UA was using for the Sports Festival, with Present Mic’s voice commentating on the race thus far. “The first-year students are already off to one rockin’ start! And it’s only the first round!” Mic was very excited within the commentator’s booth and he gave himself a thumbs-up. “Talk about a cruel obstacle course!”

The camera adjusted to being in front of Mic and the bandaged Aizawa as a screen appeared in the air behind them. This was likely a view that was being broadcast to the viewers at home on their televisions or streaming services. “Our players are racing against each other in a vicious battle where anything goes so long as they stay on the track!” Present Mic announced, exaggerated flourishes forcing Aizawa to duck underneath his flailing arms.

“Watch it.”

Mic started dancing in his seat as he turned to point at the screen, which changed from an image of a person running around the ring outside the stadium into a view of the students stopped in front of the horde of robots. “We’ll continue to bring you live updates and pulse-pounding action thanks to the camera robots placed around the course!”

“Why do you need me here?” Aizawa’s voice droned.

Momo sighed in sympathy. “Poor Mr. Aizawa,” she quietly spoke as Present Mic continued to chatter on over the visual of Midoriya preparing himself to take on the robots.

“Did Mr. Aizawa just pull the short straw when it came to sitting in the booth with Present Mic?” Ochaco wondered.

“Maybe they thought that commentating would be less strenuous on his injuries than actively cheering and supporting his students from the stands?” Mei suggested.

“Mr. Aizawa? Cheering?” Tsuyu asked.

As one, the entirety of Class 1-A tried to imagine that, and immediately felt sick. “Not possible,” Fumikage remarked, shuddering in horror.

“That just feels so unnatural,” Koji added.

“Guess we’re spoiled, then,” Itsuka said with a shrug and an apologetic smile. “Mr. Kan’s our class’ biggest cheerleader.”

“Yeah, but Mr. Aizawa’s more like… I don’t know, a very stern grumpy sourpuss of a dad who makes you figure things out on your own instead of giving you the answer or helping you figure it out,” Mina replied. “So whenever he does give us praise, it really means something, y’know?”

Izuku nodded his head, but didn’t say anything out loud. Mina had pretty accurately hit the nail on the head, there. Up until arriving at this island, and even for the first couple of days, Aizawa’s main “teaching” methods to get him to improve in using his Quirk had been telling him to “do better” and “not hurt yourself” and “get control over your Quirk”. Granted, All Might as their Heroics teacher was the one who was really supposed to help him figure out One For All and how to control it, but with the amount of time that Mr. Aizawa joined All Might for his lessons, was it really necessary to keep to the whole “sink or swim” methodology even if it was to somehow prevent them all from becoming another Oboro Shirakumo?

Aizawa didn’t react to Mina’s words, because for the first time since they had arrived on the island, he fell asleep in the theatre!

Yagi glanced between Principal Nezu and Kayama. “Uh, should we wake him?” he asked.

Kayama cheerily waved him off. “It’s just the sports festival, and he’s never been very interested in that in the first place. Let ‘im nap off the booze for a bit.”

“I do not believe that there is any new information that Aizawa would be able to glean from watching the obstacle course event or the cavalry battle that he was unable to pick up on when the first events happened or when he reviewed the camera footage,” Nezu added. “Let him rest. He barely allows his body to get enough sleep as it is. Two nights on this island haven’t been nearly enough to properly rest him, and all of the revelations from these first few days had to have taken their toll.”

“What a showing!” Present Mic shouted over the feed showing Todoroki running on ahead after having sent one of the zero-pointer Robo Infernos crashing to the ground from the end of the last episode. “Shoto Todoroki from Class 1-A has taken an early lead!”

The view switched to back with the rest of the students, panning down over the Robo Infernos and centred on the one Todoroki froze. Laying on the ground, one of the students shouted, “Hey! There’s someone trapped under that robot!”

Eijiro grinned. “That totally wasn’t manly at all Todoroki,” he teased. “Dropping a robot on us.”

“Yeah,” Tetsutetsu agreed. “Anybody but us woulda been killed.”

“Apologies,” Shoto replied. “I didn’t think you’d have been reckless enough to keep running while it was falling over.”

Mina sighed. “Have you met Kirishima?”

“Or Tetsutetsu?” Itsuka added, placing the heel of her palm to her forehead.

The frozen metal of the robot crumpled and shuddered for a second before it broke, Kirishima bursting out of it with an excited, “I’M ALIVE!!!”

“Kirishima from Class 1-A! What a hardcore debut for this rookie!”

“Todoroki,” Kirishima scowled as the background music picked up some fun energy. “I can’t believe you pulled something like that. Jeez. Anyone but me woulda been killed!”

The camera quickly zoomed out, Kirishima’s body becoming a slightly stylized sketch as Present Mic gave the Hardening boy his intro. “Eijiro Kirishima. Quirk: Hardening! This power makes his entire body hard as a rock! That means he can be the ultimate shield, or a devastating weapon!”

The frozen metal buckled and broke only a couple of metres away from Kirishima, as Tetsutetsu’s voice came from beneath the wreckage. “Class 1-A really is full of jerks!” He blasted his own way out from the robot’s body, fully enraged with his body turned to steel. “I’ll smash that ice guy when I get my hands on him.”

“Whoo!” Present Mic cheered. “Tetsutetsu from Class 1-B was also stuck underneath! What are the odds?”

Tetsutetsu leaned back and seemed more like he was addressing the audience instead of talking to himself. “Ya know, anyone other than me woulda been killed.”

The first student outside of 1-A to be named in the show suddenly got his own splash sketch screen with a Quirk introduction from Present Mic. “Tetsutetsu Tetsutetsu! Quirk: Steel! This makes his entire body hard as steel! So he can be the ultimate shield, or a devastating weapon!”

The students couldn’t help but giggle or laugh at the absurdity to which the show presented how Eijiro and Tetstetsu were superficially the same, as the onscreen Kirishima lamented with faint tears flowing behind him while Tetsutetsu complained that the rock boy was the copycat.

Kaminari wasn’t too impressed, himself, but mostly because of his own situation. “Man, how lucky are they? They don’t have to worry about being crushed!”

Hiryu Rin from Class 1-B swept his arm out in a gesture to attract Kaminari’s and the other students’ attention. “We’re racing each other, but we can team up for now,” he declared, growing green scales over his left arm as his fingers also elongated and nails grew into sharpened claws. “Let’s carve a path.”

Izuku ignored the sight of on-screen Katsuki blasting off from behind those at the front to head over the zero-pointer, opening up his notebook to take notes. “So Rin’s Scales Quirk also does a minor transformation of his hand into a claw. Interesting. I wonder if he’s able to encase his entire body in scales, and if he can, does it also change the shape of his head and feet like it does his hands? If he develops it enough, will it also allow him to create limbs he doesn’t currently have, like wings or a tail? Can he really just create and shoot off scales, or is this an underdeveloped dragon transformation Quirk sort of like Ryukyu’s?”

The green-haired young man’s head turned towards Itsuka where she again sat next to Momo and Kyoka on the extreme left-hand couch of the front row. 1-B’s class rep paled a little at the inquiring look he was giving her, which Itsuka felt put her back on her heels a bit. “Uh, actually I don’t know. I don’t think Rin’s tried that hard to cover his entire body with scales to see if he can do a full-body transformation. I guess that’ll be something to ask him when we get back.”

“Clever!” Present Mic said, turning his grinning face towards the side while making a gesture with his left hand as he reacted in excitement to Bakugo’s usage of his Quirk to go over the Robo Inferno.

Bakugo landed on top of the Robo Inferno’s head, safe from its massive arms, and looked behind him. Sero appeared on screen, saying, “I figured you’d just try to blast your way through these things with your Quirk.” The camera switched shots to a wide-angle from behind Sero’s back, showing him pulling himself up from his tape while a long ribbon of darkness, that turned out to be Dark Shadow’s hand, was gripping the top of the Robo Inferno’s head. “I’m impressed.”

Dark Shadow’s pull launched Tokoyami into the air next to Sero, looking calm and collected. “I’ll hitch a ride on my shadow,”

Sero grinned as he shot more tape forward to keep pace. The picture froze, turning into another character sketch. “Hanta Sero. His Quirk: Tape! He can shoot tape-like material from his elbows, stick it to objects, or wrap things up. You should see the traps he makes when he rips it off!”

Hanta grinned just like his onscreen self was doing but shook his head. “Now if only it’d show some of those traps…”

“I think we got enough of that a couple of nights ago, ribbit,” Tsuyu said.

“Fumikage Tokoyami. His Quirk: Dark Shadow! He’s got a shadow-like monster inside him that can materialize and morph into any creation he wants.”

Bakugo grunted a huff of acknowledgement as he hopped down from the zero-pointer, still keeping ahead of the following Sero and Tokoyami.

Momo found herself frowning, and she wasn’t the only one in the theatre to do so. “Are we sure that Present Mic’s information on Dark Shadow is accurate?” she asked.

“How so?” Ochaco inquired.

“It should be,” Tenya reasoned. “For the most part it appears as though the information that Present Mic has been relaying throughout the show when introducing our Quirks has been accurate to the descriptions that were provided to the school when we were admitted.”

“But there’s an issue with that,” Shoto stated while Fumikage shifted slightly in his seat. “Clearly, Midoriya did not provide truthful information about his Quirk upon entry, as both All Might and the principal helped cover up that he had One For All. Yaoyorozu, what are you suggesting? Is there something Present Mic missed in his introduction of Sero and Tokoyami?”

Momo sighed and shook her head. “Perhaps I am overthinking things, but still… I can only think of two possibilities. Either Present Mic was given false information or Tokoyami’s not using Dark Shadow to its maximum potential.”

Fumikage turned his head away from the screen, where the past self of Denki Kaminari had just jumped onto the arm of one of the one-pointer bots and started shocking it while Midoriya’s “do something crazy heroic” music was starting up. “What are you suggesting, Yaoyorozu? Have you discerned a way for Dark Shadow and myself to improve?”

Slightly nodding her head, Momo turned her attention more fully to where he sat next to Tsuyu in the loveseat adjacent to the couch Tenya and Mei were occupying. “Possibly, first I need to ask a question, however.” Fumikage nodded. “Is what Present Mic just said about your Quirk correct?”

Nodding his head in reply, Fumikage stated, “Yes, that is correct.”

“Then why do you always have Dark Shadow take the form of a bird monster with claws?”

Fumikage blinked. “I am… confused by the question, Yaoyorozu. Dark Shadow is like my shadow, therefore it appears similar to my form.”

Ochaco’s eyes widened and she opened her mouth a split second before Izuku could do the same. “Oh! I get it!” She quickly glanced between Momo and Fumikage. “But Present Mic said that it can morph into any creation you want, right? So Dark Shadow always looking like a shadow version of you whether it’s big or small sort of limits it, doesn’t it?”

Fumikage gasped, his mind shattering at the implications of what she just said. He turned his head away and directed his beak to between his knees, hands coming up to massage the feathers on the sides of his head. “I… I didn’t even think of that. It’s been in front of me this whole time, why did I not consider the possibility? Was I too blind by the idea of Dark Shadow being my own shadow that I never considered having it become anything else?”

Neito rolled his eyes from his new seat in the back-right, on the far side from the teachers, but held his tongue from voicing thoughts about how another member of his rival class was discovering new facets of their Quirk.

Izuku was beaming at Ochaco for having figured out what Momo was trying to say, while the black-haired vice-rep of 1-A placed a hand on her chest. “I admit, I only thought of it because Present Mic used the term ‘creation’ when describing your Quirk. Since mine is Creation, it made me think on it.”

“No, I welcome it,” Fumikage answered her, raising his head. “You have given me much to think about. I will need to see if it is possible to put this into practice this afternoon.”

Midoriya dodged an attack from a one-pointer, the robot’s arm smashing into the dirt of the course and kicking up a small dust cloud. He glanced to his side, noticing something on the ground. ‘A piece of the robot Todoroki knocked down!’ Midoriya picked it up, grunting from the awkward angle with which he needed to carry it. ‘This thing won’t let up,’ he thought. ‘It must have me targeted. It’s moving so quickly.’

“Whoa! Wait! What!” Denki shouted, leaping to his feet and grabbing the railing in front of him as he stared at the one-pointer that was still chasing after onscreen Midoriya. “Those things had freaking machineguns on their arms!?”

“Looks like an M134 minigun to me,” Mei said, co*cking her head slightly. “Huh. I wonder why they never fired them?”

“Because those would freaking kill us if they used ‘em!” Minoru panicked.

“Ha!” Katsuki laughed. “Maybe they’d kill you.”

‘Run! Keep going!’ Midoriya encouraged himself after having used the piece of metal from the Robo Inferno to destroy the one-pointer’s arm in a daring counterattack.

“Excellent work, Midoriya!” Tenya praised. “Your timing and form in that attack were outstanding.”

“Midori’s mastered the art of dodge and counter!” Mina cheered.

Kyoka quirked an eyebrow. “Huh, so that’s where Midoriya got that hunk of metal from.”

An explosion blasted the neck of one of the zero-pointers, the massive Robo Inferno reeling from the blow and starting to fall backwards. Midoriya gasped as he came a bit closer behind the pack of competitors who were still hesitant to charge ahead of the massive robots, because another Robo Inferno’s neck was blown away by an explosion, and then a third barely a moment later. Midoriya seemed a bit confused for a moment as the trio of robots collapsed before turning his head. “Yaoyorozu!”

His vice-rep stood with her gym shirt undone to reveal only a black sports bra beneath, a firm expression on her face as she stood next to a cannon she’d created with her Quirk. “A piece of cake,” Yaoyorozu declared before running forward, having done all she needed.

“Looking good there, Yaomomo!” Mina cheered.

“Thanks for that,” Itsuka said. “Most of us were stuck behind those.”

“Wow, she beat a zero-pointer so easily!” Midoriya said as he ran on past the downed robots before turning to look at her again. “No wonder she got in on recommendations!”

Momo blushed a little but turned towards Izuku. “Midoriya, beating that robot had nothing to do with—”

“You’re better off dodging those big fellas most of the time,” Snipe’s voice came to them over a camera robot’s feed of the fallen robots. “But if you gotta take ‘em down, they’re just slow, dumb hunks a’ metal, pretty easy to hit. Long as you land a smart shot, that is.”

“What Snipe just said,” Momo continued.

“Oh!” Mina cheered.

“Here it comes!” Hanta eagerly awaited as they saw All Might having a mental flashback to before the festival.

All Might’s mind had gone back to when he and Midoriya had met in one of the teachers’ lounges, when he had impressed upon Midoriya the importance of this festival. “...and say ‘I am here!’”

“Drink!” about half of the students cried, turning around to look at their teachers. Aizawa was still asleep, but Kamimoto stood at the ready behind Kayama with a bottle of sake, ready to fill up the R-rated Hero’s cup with the rice alcohol. She drank it down with gusto. “Aizawa’s such a party pooper… fallin’ asleep like that,” she giggled.

‘You don’t have to come in first,’ All Might thought as he watched his apprentice’s progress on the screen. ‘Just get to the next round!’

Izuku folded his arms and lay back in his seat. Ochaco glanced at her boyfriend, wondering what was up for a second, before Izuku let out a sigh and pinched his nose. “Realllly could have done without the belief that I had to win everything,” he muttered.

Ochaco giggled, enjoying this somewhat petulant side to him. “But would you have tried as hard if you weren’t set on being number one?” Izuku scowled, making Ochaco giggle even more and kiss his cheek. “You’re cute when you’re mad.”

Izuku’s head turned tomato red and he feebly tried to hide behind his arms.

“Let’s see how ya feel about the second one!” Present Mic commentated in his booth now that competitors had reached the second event. The camera switched to showing Uraraka, Ashido, and Asui staring down with varied expressions of distress as the view rapidly pulled away from them into a gorge with many standing rock pillars connected by ropes. “If they take a spill, they’re out! If they wanna pass this test, they’ll have to get creative. It’s ‘The Fall’!”

“When did they even have time to build something like this?” Uraraka asked.

Asui stepped past her, with Ashido asking “What are you doing?”

“This,” Tsuyu replied, smug.

“RIbbit!” the Frog-Quirked girl screamed as she jumped before easily grabbing hold of the linen rope between the edge and the first pillar. “Ribbit.” She started to clamber her way upright along the rope without a trace of unease. “This is my moment. Easy peasy.”

“Yeah, really should have seen that coming,” Mina giggled. “Frog Quirk and an event like this. Should have known you’d have it in the bag, Tsu.”

A golden glimmer in the dark revealed a pair of goggles attached to a head with pink dreadlocks. “Yes. Finally.”

“Finally!” Mei cackled as her onscreen self did the same, and she joined in repeating her own past words. “My chance to show off what I can do. My support items are gonna steal the spotlight from these wannabe heroes. Everyone! Observe what my brilliant gadgets can do! Wire arrows and hover soles!”

Several members of the audience looked towards Mei nervously. “Gee, I didn’t know you got so into the sports festival, Hatsume,” Yuga said. “Usually the other courses don’t.”

“But of course!” Mei replied. “How else would I have been able to show off my babies for all the support companies watching? Mr. Power Loader was just like Eraser Head in emphasizing how important the sports festival is to advertising your brand. None of my other classmates were able to stand out with their babies, which meant that I got to take all the spotlight for myself!”

“...allowed to bring whatever gadgets and costumes we want into the games, so long as we developed them ourselves. So sit back and enjoy the show!”

“Now that she says that, it really puts business and general studies at a disadvantage,” Toru said.

“You said it,” Rikido agreed, watching as onscreen Hatsume explained her reasoning and laughed like a jubilant mad scientist. “We get tons of extra physical and Quirk training and practice, not just for the festival but because it’s part of our curriculum.”

“And those are the exact things that are being shown off here,” Izuku agreed. “It really is an uphill slope for those outside of the hero course, which makes the kids from general studies or business who do well all the more amazing, and the support students who are able to make gear that evens their odds against the hero students that much more valuable.”

“Bingo!” Nezu said. “You are quite right, Midoriya. Such is the philosophy behind the current system. Of course, when it comes to first-year students, the hero course is usually going to take up the majority of spots from the first event to narrow down the rest of the day’s competitions. It’s in the second and third years that we really start to see students from Support butt in and challenge the hero course. Except for Miss Hatsume here, there really isn’t enough time from the start of term until the festival to create suitable items for a freshman student to have a fighting chance.”

“Hee-hee-hee, thank you for endorsing my babies, Principal Nezu, sir,” Mei giggled.

Hatsume laughed as she hung in the air above a pillar seemingly halfway across The Fall already, far ahead of Uraraka and Ashido, who she had left standing in her dust. If the two girls wanted to catch her conventionally, the ropes appeared to be in an unnecessarily circuitous route; far longer than Hatsume’s simple straightforward approach. “Wow!” Uraraka breathed.

“Talk about annoying,” Ashido griped next to her while Uraraka’s visage grew more determined.

“I won’t lose!”

Ashido flailed for a moment in her annoyance at how Hatsume got ahead of them so easily. “Ugh, this is so unfair!” she declared before rushing after Uraraka to tackle The Fall herself. Behind them, Shinso grinned.

“Interesting. Heh.”

“Boo!” Minoru declared. “Boo!”

“That guy’s really starting to grind my gears,” Tetsutetsu growled. “He just gets a kick out of anything that gives us trouble.”

“In the world of heroes, it can be hard to get popular without a flashy Quirk,” Present Mic said in the booth before turning to his mostly silent co-commentator. “Right Eraser Head?”

Aizawa flinched, hard. “I don’t know what you’re talking about, idiot.”

“Well, would you look at that,” Yagi mumbled to himself while stroking his chin. “So Aizawa actually does want to be popular.”

“Tha’s why he’s never liked you, All Might,” Kayama laughed while slightly slurring. “Because, ‘cause with your power it was always sho easy for you to get noticed. He says that doing your job is its own reward, but it’s always nice to get a lil’ bit of recognition fer protecting peeps!”

“Shinso really must not like not having a flashier Quirk, then,” Eijiro said.

“He did say he was going to steal one of our spots, ribbit,” Tsuyu reminded them. “So naturally he’d be happy about seeing Mina complain that a support student got to bring in gear that helps her get a leg up on some of us.”

“Still, he’s going about it the wrong way,” Shoto stated, giving the screen a cold look despite Shinso not being on it anymore, but Bakugo was badmouthing him, so he could get by with giving it a disdainful stare. “If he wants to be a hero, he shouldn’t be happy about seeing other heroes being troubled.”

“You idiot,” Katsuki snarled. “The sports festival is a war! The only thing that matters is coming out on top! If a bunch of extras complain because somebody’s beating them, then just walk all over them.”

“No, Todoroki’s right, Bakugo,” Eijiro shook his head. “That Shinso guy… I don’t like the way he’s going about this. If he wants to show everyone that he deserves to have a shot in the hero course he should be acting like a hero. The way he is right now isn’t very manly.”

“...natural athletic talent and keen judgement keeping him in first place,” stated one of the spectators in the stands, a bald darker-skinned man with an eye in his forehead and a chin puff goatee wearing a crisp suit and tie.

“I’m not surprised,” said the young man with spiked burgundy hair in a black bandana and white t-shirt with a purple collar. “Don’t you know who his father is? The Flame Hero, Endeavor!”

“Wait, for real?” a different man asked over the screen showing Todoroki running ahead of the pack. “That guy’s second only to All Might himself.”

The camera slowly panned in on All Might’s face as the pro sat next to Thirteen. “Everyone’ll be fighting to have him as a sidekick for sure.”

Midoriya was now on the ropes at The Fall, his picked up piece of metal on his back strapped around his front while Shoji and Aoyama soared on past above him using their Quirks. Present Mic continued with his commentating while All Might’s successor continued to press on without using his unreliable Quirk. “The leader’s putting distance between him and the students still stuck at The Fall!” Midoriya was straining himself a little as he pulled himself forward, what with all the extra weight on his back. “It hasn’t been announced how many competitors will make it through to the next round, so there’s no time to relax.”

“Come on, Izuku,” Inko Midoriya anxiously urged her son on, watching from home.

“Hey, was that steel plate really giving you that much trouble, Midori?” Mina asked. “You were lugging around All Might on your shoulders when he was buffed out during your training with him, and he was over five hundred pounds.”

“Yeah, but that was carrying him on my shoulders,Ashido,” Izuku replied, scratching his chin. “I needed to maintain my posture, but it was mostly my legs having to hold me up and my shoulders and spine to not give in to All Might’s weight. With the rope line I needed to pull both my weight and the steel plate’s weight forward with my arms and needed to make sure my legs didn’t slip out of the lock and send me falling to the net.”

“...might be loud and flashy,” Present Mic informed everyone while a creepy purple light lit up his face, “but, they’re not all that powerful. Just enough to make you wet your pants!”

“I am so glad we didn’t have to watch Present Mic in the booth while we were out there,” Kyoka deadpanned, with nearly everyone in agreement.

‘Someone’s already made it to the final obstacle?’ Midoriya thought as he ran. Kuroiro and Komori from 1-B ran past him as he still lugged that metal plate from the Robo Inferno around. ‘Faster. I can do this!’

“Oh hey, good job, Izuku,” Ochaco smiled at him. “You’d already cleared The Fall by the time Todoroki got there.”

“Yeah, but you were already ahead of me,” Izuku replied. “I got held up too much by the crowd and the robots in the first obstacle, while you just blazed on right past them.”

“Oh stop,” Ochaco playfully batted at him. “You did amazing. You were going the whole race without using your Quirk.”

“Because he was still sh*t at using it,” Katsuki jeered.

Ochaco and Momo both frowned at the yapping former bully, but Izuku raised his hands and tried to calm at least his girlfriend down. “He is right, you know. You know I kept breaking my bones whenever I used One For All.” Ochaco pouted.

“Still doesn’t mean he should say it like that…”

Bakugo took to the air, soaring above the minefield as he used his Explosion Quirk to blast his way towards Todoroki. The bi-chormatic youth turned back to look at him, while Bakugo laughed to himself now that his foe was finally within reach. “It’s over.” Bakugo yelled once more, letting off another pair of explosions from his palms and managing to catch up to and surpass Todoroki.

“Bastard.” Todoroki appeared stunned by the sudden reversal of his fortunes with the lead overtaken by 1-A’s hothead. “Your declaration of war was to the wrong person!” Bakugo thrust out with his left hand, an explosion leading the way of his attack. Todoroki dodged backwards, assuredly forfeiting his lead to Bakugo.

“Yeah! You go, Bakugo!” Eijiro cheered on his friend as Katsuki grinned.

“It was a good move,” Rikido agreed.

Yuga placed his chin on his hands while his elbows rested on his knees. “It sure is different getting to see what the leaders were up to. Unfortunately my tummy didn’t like how I got past the second obstacle.”

“Yeah,” Mezo commented. “You were using your laser a lot more than just a few seconds to get over that.”

“I’m surprised you even made it to the second round because of that,” Toru said. “You really took yourself out of the running with that move.”

“Even so,” Yuga replied while shaking his head, “I had to show off my twinkling. It would not be denied! Not to sparkle would have been so very shameful.”

Iida nearly blew himself up as he tried to use his speed to just outrun the exploding mines, pink explosions from them detonating following behind him before enveloping the hero hopeful in their blast. Shiozaki and Honenouki from 1-B were also moving through the minefield, while Bakugo and Todoroki battled it out at the front while still evading the mines. “Hey, hey, hey! The rest of the competitors are catching up, too! And what’s this? Can our two leaders fight each other and stay in front of the competition?”

“Of course we can, Hairspray!” Katsuki taunted the voice of Present Mic.

“The only challenging part was avoiding the mines,” Shoto said. “Hitting one would have been a setback.”

Katsuki turned his head towards him. “What was that, Icy Hot!? You saying that fending me off wasn’t a challenge?”

“Not really.”

Growling, Katuski then roared. “Forget crushing Deku! I’m crushing you this afternoon!”

“Shouldn’t we study more so that we can receive our provisional licences, though?” Shoto asked.

“SHUT UP!”

Neito rolled his eyes, and smirked at the sight on screen. “Well, well, well, Midoriya. It looks like there were about fifty people between you and the lead,” spotting the distance between when Midoriya reached the minefield and where the two leaders were battling it out. “That’s more than both of our classes; so it looks like you even managed to fall behind a bunch of general studies and support course students! How tragic for the successor to All Might!”

Yagi raised a hand, but Kayama beat him to it. “But remember Monoma,” she said. “Midoriya was doin’ all this while Quirkless, and while weighing himself down with that big chunk of steel from the zero-pointer. That he was handicapping himself and was still around fifty outta a hundred and sixty if we get ridda the sixty business course who noped out right when the race started says a lot, dontcha think?”

Momo smiled, happy that her mother/teacher had corrected Neito before anyone from their class got involved.

Midoriya braced himself while gripping the straps from the robot piece. “Thanks for the idea… Kacchan!”

“I never gave your dumb ass any ideas!” Katsuki shouted as onscreen Izuku jumped with the metal plate below him.

“Using your Quirk to propel yourself through the air was something one just had to see,” Tenya remarked as the massive explosion his friend had caused sent the green-haired inheritor into the sky and froze everyone else in their tracks. “Midoriya was simply the only one thinking creatively enough to use the mines to cause an explosion he could take advantage of.”

“It’s not like I knew there would be a minefield or anything,” Izuku answered. “I was just concerned there’d be more obstacles like the robots up ahead and figured that the robot piece would come in handy. If I hadn’t carried it around with me, I might have been further ahead in the pack since it wouldn’t have slowed me down, but then there would have been no way I’d have been able to catch up.”

“Yes!” All Might cheered, leaping to his feet at the sight of Midoriya emerging from the pink smoke.

“What just happened?” Present Mic asked over the stunned expressions of Todoroki and Bakugo. “Whatever the case, Class 1-A’s Izuku Midoriya is suddenly in hot pursuit of first place!” The screen froze with a stylized look at Midoriya’s gritty expression, teeth clenched in a ferocious grin as his insane plan had him gunning for the classmate who had picked on him for years and the classmate who had declared war upon him.

Ochaco gulped and fanned herself a little, seeing that look on Izuku’s face. “Is it, uh, getting a little warm in here or is that just me?”

Momo shifted. “I’m feeling it a little bit, too,” she said. Itsuka and Kyoka shared glances.

“It’s probably just that magic curry kicking in,” Itsuka said over the mid-episode title card’s appearance, grinning.

“It can’t be that you’re thinking of a certain someone, can it?” Kyoka asked, elbowing Momo, who blushed.

“J-Jiro!”

“Don’t sweat it, Yaomomo!” Mina cheered. “Midori looking all intense like that? Ooh, I got me some shivers, too.” Eijiro glanced towards the pink-skinned Acid girl, and then at a currently hiding-under-the-blanket Izuku, not quite sure how he felt about that.

Midoriya’s armour plate broke the earth as he used it as a shovel. ‘I gotta think about this,’ he mentally reminded himself as he went through his plan. ‘These land mines go off it you step on them. They’re not that powerful, but they can turn into a huge pain if you detonate a bunch of them.’ In the foreground, people ahead of Midoriya were either being very cautious, or just setting off explosions from stepping on said mines. ‘You can’t just rush through.’

“So that’s what you were doing,” Kyoka said. “Jeez, why didn’t I put it together before now that that’s what happened?”

“Midoriya, that was incredibly reckless,” Tenya chided him. “How many mines did you use to cause that giant explosion?”

“I don't know. Maybe… twelve?” Izuku replied, sheepishly.

“Deku, that’s incredible,” Ochaco said, awed. “I wish I’d thought of that, but Iida’s right, it was still crazy!”

“Crazy as it was, it was still effective,” Momo relented, scowling as a still image of herself appeared on the screen, looking back at Minoru who was in the air with a creepily excited look on his face and one of his Pop-Off balls in each hand.

Kayama’s expression soured. “Whazzat? Mineta! What were you doing with my daughter!?”

The tiny student flinched in his seat, suddenly recalling that the pro hero was his victim’s mother. “J-just doing what you told us to, Midnight!” he replied fearfully.

“When did I tell you to leap at my sweet peach Momo like that!?” she shouted as Momo buried her head in her hands.

“When you said that ‘so long as we stayed on the track, we could do whatever our hearts desired’. So I used my Quirk to hitch a ride on Yaoyorozu’s back!”

“You’re just the worst, ribbit.”

‘I can’t be impatient,’ Midoriya thought as he used the piece of armour as a shovel, while Jiro looked back behind her, hearing his digging with her jacks that were plugged into the earth.

“What’s Midoriya doing?” she asked quietly before turning back to keep advancing carefully through the minefield.

‘Or I’ll just blow myself up.’

“Todoroki and Bakugo are neck and neck for the lead and knocking on the finish line!” Present Mic’s voice blared out.

“There,” Midoriya said as he finished working. A pile of land mines were in front of him, nestled up against a mound of earth.

“Midoriya that is much more than twelve!” Tenya shouted, chopping his arm while Mei began giggling next to him.

“No wonder the blast was so big. I’m sure you had over twenty of those little babies piled up.”

“Super-explosive turbo speed!” Midoriya shouted as he ran forward with the armour piece in front of him like a tower shield, leaping onto the piled mines.

KABOOM!

The mines all detonated in a truly massive explosive blast of pink, drawing everyone’s attention in an instant.

“Idiot,” Katsuki scoffed. “Why the hell were you thanking me? Did you get inspired to just copy my Quick? I never gave you any ideas! You did that on your own!”

“Whatever the case, Class 1-A’s Izuku Midoriya is suddenly in hot pursuit of first place!” Present Mic shouted as Todoroki and Bakugo stared, stunned, at Midoriya’s rapid approach on his metal airborne sled. The green-haired youth soared above and past them. “Strike that! The lead is his!”

The audience cheered like mad.

Denki laughed. “Midoriya, you mad lad.”

Nezu nodded. “It really was an inspired use of the resources he had at his disposal.”

“Yes,” Yagi agreed. “He may not have had any concrete plans with that hunk of robot metal to begin with, but it turned out to be just what he needed to turn the tables around.”

Aizawa nodded. “It was an interesting move of his to attempt such a stunt. Any number of things could have gone wrong. He could have misjudged the number of mines that he needed to detonate or got the angle of his impact with them wrong, either of which would have given Midoriya an incorrect velocity in order to achieve his desired outcome. Even with the correct application, he still didn’t think of a proper landing strategy. Midoriya uses his head to think of a plan for in the moment, but his problem is he’s only thinking about the first couple of steps.”

“Quite right,” Nezu stated. “While it is difficult for a young man of his age to think of a fully developed plan on the fly, care should still be taken to go beyond step three. He had ample time to think about what to do once he had taken the lead while busy digging up the mines.”

“Good to see you rejoining us, Aizawa,” Yagi said, turning towards the formerly asleep hero.

Nodding, Aizawa replied, “Midoriya’s explosive action woke me up.”

Midoriya, his feet on the shoulders of both Bakugo and Todoroki as the two other boys were neck and neck striving to pass him and retake the lead, swung down hard with the line connected to the metal plate. The slab slammed into the ground, all over the circular indentations where one could see the presence of the planted mines. The shot was replayed a couple of times from different angles before the ground exploded in a massive pink burst, hurling Midoriya forward while his two rivals were blasted to the sides.

Neito began to laugh. “Oh my! That must have really burned, Bakugo. Midoriya used you as a literal stepping stone!”

“Watch it, Copycat,” Katsuki growled.

“That was so awesome, Izuku,” Ochaco praised him, nudging her boyfriend in the ribs with her elbow. “You cleared the whole field in an instant and managed to take out both Bakugo and Todoroki.”

“Holy crap, Midoriya,” Mashiro said. “That was insane! No wonder you managed to come in first.”

“It was annoying is what it was,” Shoto commented, “but it was a very Midoriya move.”

“W-what do you mean by that, Todoroki?” Izuku asked.

“Unorthodox,” Shoto replied.

“Eraser Head, your students are amazing!” Present Mic commentated from the booth. “What the heck are you teaching them?”

“This has nothing to do with me,” Aizawa answered. The screen split between showing Midoriya, Todoroki and Bakugo, each of them running as hard as they could to the goal. “Each of them is powered by their own drive to succeed.”

“There you have it,” Mic stated, “Eraser Head is a terrible teacher.”

“I’m what?”

None of the students were sure if they were safe to laugh at Present Mic’s comment or not. On the one hand, he was right, and on the other hand… he was getting better? It wasn’t like the Mr. Aizawa of today was the same Mr. Aizawa of the Quirk Assessment Test, right? Katsuki had changed from the beginning of the school year, and their teacher seemed to be changing too.

Still, it was probably better not to antagonize him. None of them wanted to run laps around the island.

“The first to make it back into the stadium is the first-place winner!” A student ran through the camera view from the hall exit into the bright stadium, showing the mop of messy emerald hair. Fanfare blared as the screen switched to a close-up of Midoriya’s face as confetti rained down. “Izuku Midoriya is our champion!”

Cheers and applause from the audience, mostly Izuku’s friends and girlfriend, joined with the cheering of the Sports Festival’s audience. “I don’t know why you’re cheering at a recording,” Neito sighed. “We already knew the outcome.”

“That doesn’t make it any less fun, dude,” Denki replied, smiling. “I was too far back to see how things really went down between Midoriya, Bakugo, and Todoroki, so this is really cool.”

“Oh, my baby Izuku!” Inko cried, sliding off the couch as tears of pride and relief flowed from her eyes.

Izuku blushed and looked away while most of his classmates smiled at him, some giggling.

Death Arms turned around from where he was doing security with Kamui Woods and looked up at the screen outside the stadium. “Hey, it’s that kid.”

Kamui Woods looked at him before turning around and catching sight of the screen too. “Oh, yeah! He fought the sludge monster,” he remembered while Mt. Lady was busy posing for a gaggle of fans taking pictures of her.

“Ha!” Ochaco laughed

“Take that you meanies!” Mina added.

“Bet you aren’t thinking of chewin’ him o—” Rikido’s voice stopped as the image on the screen switched to a dark room with a man sitting in a rolling desk chair, the only light in the room from the computer monitor in front of him.

Shigaraki was watching the livestream of the Sports Festival, scratching at his neck with his right index finger. “It’s that brat again.”

Izuku was immediately glomped on by his neighbours, seemingly trying to serve as a protective wall between him and the villain on screen.

“Shigaraki seems unusually focused on Midoriya,” Kayama said, concerned.

“He was the main irritant in his plans not going his way at the USJ,” Nezu said, his face in a thin frown. “Midoriya did try to hit him with One For All, which Nomu blocked for him; shouting ‘Smash’ reminded him of All Might, whom he hates; and Midoriya’s last second distraction prevented him from finishing off All Might before Snipe shot him. Despite everything Eraser Head did, and the interference of Bakugo, Todoroki, and Kirishima, Midoriya was the one who had the most direct impact on preventing All Might’s death at his hands. With how emotionally stunted he is, it’s natural that he’s fixated on Midoriya.”

Placing his paws together, Nezu continued. “Despite the League’s desire to destroy the Symbol of Peace, it is distressing to see their leader more focused on one of our students.”

Midoriya sobbed as he looked up at All Might in the teachers’ box, proud and emotional beyond belief that he had managed to come in first place. ‘This sports festival is a competition where everyone aims for the top,’ All Might thought as the show revealed the other students still racing for the finish line. ‘Even though that means defeating your friends and classmates. And for professional heroes, popularity plays a huge part in their careers, so they have to want to be the best. It’s a bloodthirsty world. At your core, you want to help others. That’s why I chose you, Young Midoriya. But in all honesty, I also thought your selflessness could be your weakness.’

Izuku felt his eyes widen at the private thoughts of his mentor, while Yagi looked away and whistled.

All Might clapped his hands together. ‘Turns out, I was worried over nothing! You are a fighter! Still, maybe cool it with the waterworks.’

Before Izuku or anyone else in the audience could really react beyond a chuckle, an unfamiliar chin was gripped by an unfamiliar hand on screen.

“This is interesting,” the chin and hand’s owner vocalized.

A different person’s neck and lower face appeared, seemingly wearing the UA PE uniform, also speaking. “I think it’s obvious that Midoriya’s stock is about to go up,” he said.

“Not so fast,” said a third, the top half of his face also hidden mysteriously but holding up a finger to allay his contemporaries, also seemingly in UA’s gym clothes. “He’s still an unknown since we have no idea what his Quirk is. The camera pulled back, finally revealing the faces of the trio, revealing them to in fact be students wearing the gym uniform, with the middle one wearing large round glasses and carrying a clipboard. “Imagine for a second that an agency was to take him on, how would they market someone so plain-looking who doesn’t show off his Quirk?”

Izuku gulped as he considered what the other student just said.

The middle one smiled a little in amusem*nt. “They’d definitely have their work cut out,” he said while turning towards the first.

The camera panned up on him, eventually showing All Might standing above them from his box, looking down at the trio. “Well, he doesn’t have much going for him appearance-wise, so you’d have to push his skills and the unexpected, artistic ways that he performs under pressure,” he explained.

‘Business course students,’ All Might internally sighed. ‘Some things never change.’

“The business course!” Present Mic announced over a graphic of the three young men standing proudly in front of UA. “There’s really no benefit to them participating in the sports festival. So, they cultivate their instincts by selling things or running market simulations. They have a lot of free time.”

Momo placed her hand to her chin. “I was sort of wondering where they all disappeared to so soon after we started.”

“But the sports festival is supposed to be for all the students!” Tenya cried. “Miss Midnight! Did you not say that the first event was for all students? Why would the business course classes suddenly be exempt from that?”

“Because they have absolutely no desire to compete or need to stand out for any of the watching heroes or companies,” she replied. “You cannot exactly showcase your business acumen by dodging through a minefield or fighting robots.”

“But the cavalry battle could showcase teamwork, initiative, and leadership!” Tenya argued. “All of which are things that business leaders as well as heroes require.”

“Very true,” Nezu conceded with a polite nod. “However, the business course makes up for their lack of participation in the sports festival with the culture festival in the autumn as well as their third year capstone projects. Not being present in the sports festival is not as much of a detriment to them as you might think.”

Eijiro gave Katsuki a sympathetic look. “You weren’t doing so well there, Bakugo. You okay?”

It took Katsuki a looong second to remind himself that Eijiro was not looking down on him or thinking he was weak by asking that question. “Fine.”

“Some people just don’t like sports, Iida,” Minoru said. “It’s not like they seemed to mind missing out on facing the robots from our entrance exam, crossing that insane gorge, or navigating a minefield.”

“And you didn’t seem to mind avoiding the minefield by sticking yourself to me!” Momo accused him with a sharp glare.

“How could this happen?” panted Yaoyorozu as she re-entered the stadium, her shirt still undone while it became apparent that Mineta was behind her thanks to his unique “hair”. He laughed.

The camera switched to a view of Yaoyorozu’s back, showcasing a beaten-up Mineta with a bloody nose and swollen face sticking to Yaoyorozu using his Quirk. His hands and his right foot were holding onto three balls on the back of her gym top, while his left foot was stuck to one that was on the left side of her glutes, giving him an adhesive on both her top and her bottoms.

A very Fairy Tail-esque “wow!” sound effect played as Mineta advertised his brilliance, despite the injuries he sustained. “Two birds with one stone. I’m a genius!”

Yaoyorozu looked back at him with a disgusted expression. “You are the worst.”

Kayama’s face grew stoney. She could accept Minoru’s panicked shouted lament at the USJ that he’d die without ever touching her daughter’s breasts. Her daughter did have magnificent assets, after all. It would be odd if hot-blooded sexually-curious teenagers didn’t harbour lust for them. It was even possible to overlook the inappropriate touching that happened at the USJ because of the punishment he’d already endured at Tsuyu Asui’s hands and the trauma that had been experienced by all of the students during the event. However, Kayama felt a lump of lead in her stomach.

“As long as you don’t leave the course, you’re free to do whatever your heart desires!”

“Our players are racing against each other in a vicious battle where anything goes so long as they stay on the track!”

“Mineta,” Kayama spoke, “I believe that there was an implied “within reason” in those instructions. You may do whatever your heart desires, within reason.”

“Clearly not, since he wasn’t disqualified, ribbit,” Tsuyu grumbled.

“I actually have to hand it to Mineta,” Denki said. “He kinda won there.”

“Are you being serious right now?” Kyoka asked flatly. “He stuck himself to Yaoyorozu’s back and her butt.”

“Hey, Yaoyorozu’s tall; I used my Quirk in a creative way to overcome my own shortcomings,” Minoru answered.

There was a pause.

“Did you just make a short joke on yourself?” Rikido asked.

“Only a little one,” Minoru replied.

Groans and faint chuckles filled the theatre.

“That was actually approaching funny,” Kyoka said. “Please stop. We know you did it so that you could get close to her.”

Izuku grimaced. “I mean, it’s not really a nice way of doing things, but you have to give him points for an effective use of his Quirk.”

The girls in the class all gasped and looked at Izuku. “Midoriya!”

Holding up his arms, Izuku flailed in a panic. “I’m not saying it was a nice thing to do, just that, objectively speaking, it was a creative and effective use of his Quirk to pass the obstacle course like when Todoroki caused the zero-pointers to fall behind him to stall the rest of us or when he and Bakugo attacked each other in the minefield or when Shinso used his Quirk to make a bunch of other students carry him. Mineta’s not very tall, so he can’t run as quickly as most of us because of his stature and leg length. Using his Quirk to stick himself to a taller, more athletic student, and hitch a ride on them like a parasite is effective, and having one Pop-Off ball on Yaoyorozu’s pants while the other three were on her jacket meant that even if she removed it he’d still have a hold on her. If you remove all moral or ethical arguments, objectively speaking, by the letter of the rules it was an effective strategy.”

“Midoriya is correct,” Tenya said, gritting his teeth. “Though it bears repeating that even if permissible, it was a deplorable strategy, Mineta! That was clearly disrespectful to Yaoyorozu!”

Mei shrugged. “What’s the big deal? It was just the back of her jacket, right? It’s not like he actually did anything to you; he was basically a living backpack weighing you down. Besides, you clearly punched his face in, so he already got punished for it.”

Kayama pinched the bridge of her nose. “I suppose our special lecture after the next episode is going to be more interesting than initially intended.”

“This is part of where I just do not understand humans sometimes.” Nezu took a sip of his tea. “He did everything permissible for him to achieve favourable results and you’re upset with him for it. Another student used his Quirk to effectively rob other students of their own wills to submit to him so that he could pass, and you’re upset that miss Yaoyorozu ultimately decided that the effort to remove Mr. Mineta from leeching off her backside for his own benefit was not worth the risk of not advancing at all.”

“...didn’t make the cut. We’ve prepared other opportunities for you to shine,” Midnight said, and licked her lips.

“Um, why was it only forty-two?” Yuga inquired. “Not that I’m complaining, because otherwise I wouldn’t have been able to advance, but…”

“Because it’s the answer to everything,” Nezu replied brightly.

“It is odd that it’s the exact number for both hero classes and two extras,” Tetsutetsu said.

Katsuki clicked his tongue.

Not liking the principal’s words, or Yuga’s attempt to steer the conversation away from it as most of her classmates seemed uncomfortable with the discussion, Kyoka looked up. “But, sir! She would have had to have taken her pants off to get rid of the creep!”

“Miss Yaoyorozu seemed to have no qualms with her hero costume being destroyed at the USJ,” Nezu patiently reminded her, “and with her Quirk, making a new track uniform already on her body would be done in a very short amount of time, almost instantly, in fact. Objectively speaking, she absolutely would have been capable of removing mister Mineta while still abiding by the event’s rules. Furthermore, this happened in the minefield obstacle, where tossing him aside would most assuredly have had him strike a mine, further disadvantaging him and potentially causing mister Mineta to not make the cut of forty-two.”

“So we should praise Mineta for being a disgusting creep?” Tsuyu asked, feeling anger bubble up in her chest. This was the second time today that it seemed as though the teachers were defending and lauding Mineta’s behaviour and deriding that of the girl he’d made unwanted advances on. “It’s okay because Yaomomo didn’t do anything to stop him despite being the victim of unwanted physical contact?”

“I do believe that miss Yaoyorozu inflicted several painful injuries to mister Mineta’s face,” Nezu answered. “I highly doubt that mister Mineta wanted to receive such injuries, though he appeared to accept that they were an acceptable price to pay to ensure his strategy’s success. Likewise, mister Bakugo and mister Todoroki, as well as mister Midoriya, all engaged in unwanted physical contact as they fought for the lead. Should we also reprimand mister Midoriya for deliberately detonating mines against his peers to delay them, or for the usage of Quirks against one another between the two leaders as they fought in the minefield? Their actions were far more dangerous and risked greater injury to each other than the altercation between mister Mineta and miss Yaoyorozu, yet they do not cause the same level of hostility despite all of them being within the rules of the event. Mister Todoroki’s early moves to attempt to freeze his opponents in place or drop the zero-point—”

“Okay, fine, I get it!” Tsuyu relented, realizing that she could not argue with the principal when the core part of her, and the other girls’ objection was purely an emotional response while the principal’s argument was entirely based upon objective logic. Removing emotion from the equation… Tsuyu couldn’t help but agree with him; and she hated that.

But the one person who hadn’t spoken about it yet was the very girl that it involved.

“Yaomomo!” Kyoka said. “Back us up, here! We’re going to bat for you!”

Heaving a sigh, Momo hung her head. She appreciated what her friends were doing for her. She truly did. They were standing up for her dignity in the wake of being reminded of Minoru’s actions during the sports festival. First it was the first event, and then it was when he and Denki had convinced her about the whole cheerleading thing. However, she did agree with Midoriya, and the principal. While Minoru’s actions disgusted her, they were entirely within the rules provided for the obstacle course. “Anything goes as long as you stay on the course”. Minoru used his Quirk to piggyback on her, a taller, more athletic student. When her initial attempts to dislodge him were unsuccessful, she relented and soldiered on through the final obstacle and last stretch of the run, placing seventeenth overall, just behind Ochaco and ahead of Mina. It wasn’t the position she would have wanted to finish in, but it was potentially better than if she had stopped to put more effort in removing Minoru from her back. She didn’t have any issues with exposing herself, at least in her underwear; she did run the entire course with her jacket undone and her sports bra out, after all. It would have just been too much of a hassle to remove her clothes, chuck him into the minefield, and make new ones on the fly.

“I appreciate the effort, and thank you,” Momo said at last. “But ultimately, Mineta did what he needed to advance with a decent ranking, and I chose not to pursue the matter further after punching and elbowing him in the face was insufficient to remove the parasite. Everything that happened was perfectly within the rules of the event, as distasteful as it was.”

“But Yaomomo!” Mina interjected. “He creeped on you!”

“Which is why he’s never, ever, ever, ever, going on a date with me unless he becomes a better man,” Momo retorted. “I already punched and elbowed him in the face for doing that. Asui suffocated him via drowning for his inappropriate touching at the USJ. Jiro used her jack to stab him in the eye for using the peephole in the locker rooms and Kota pushed him off a wall for attempting to peek in the hot spring at summer camp. At this point, this is exactly like a manga. Mineta does something perverted, he gets caught, slapstick comedy happens when somebody offers a violent reprisal, and we all move on.”

“Momo, you cannot seriously be fine with the principal suggesting that you strip on national television!” Kayama objected. “Sir, that was going too far!”

“Mother, I have watched the tapes of your own sports festivals; you did much worse,” Momo replied, feeling more embarrassed about how this discussion was still ongoing rather than its subject matter. “Furthermore, you raised me to be proud of and never feel ashamed of my body. If I stripped it would have been because I deemed it necessary. I deemed the time spent removing Mineta more forcefully to be more detrimental compared to permitting him to leech off me like a parasite. You do also have to begrudgingly give him credit where it is due; he used his Quirk to his advantage in order to advance in a favourable position for the next round. Shinso also did as much just as Principal Nezu said, and his Quirk involved hijacking the minds of his peers in order to do so. Mineta simply hitched a ride on my back, to which I already expressed my displeasure with extreme prejudice via my fist and elbow to his face. Now could we please drop the subject?”

“...ten million!”

There was silence as Midoriya’s appearance became just a white sketch with tiny pinprick eyes against a completely black background. He suddenly became blue and the camera janky as Midoriya mumbled. “T-ten million?” while sweating profusely.

The music swelled again as the other contestants grinned as they turned towards him. ‘Really.’ Shinso thought.

‘In other words,’ Hatsume recognized, ‘if you take down his team…’

The camera pulled back to show all the students crowding around Midoriya, staring at him as they came to the same conclusion, ‘...you’ll win the Cavalry Game, and take the lead yourself.’ The entire screen became superimposed in red, and everyone’s eyes became malicious red and white glares.

“I didn’t look like that at all, did I?” Momo gasped, staring up at the narrowed eyes of herself on screen, also trying to redirect attention towards what was currently happening on screen and not remaining on the discussion over Minoru’s actions that day.

Midnight grinned down at the unsuspecting boy who’d just been handed the ball in Australian Rules Rugby. “That’s right,” she said, knowing exactly what the students were thinking. Midoriya stood alone in a sea of red as his classmates grew into giants around him, glaring down at him oppressively. “It’s a chance for those at the bottom to overthrow the top!”

Ochaco sighed as the outro began before turning around in her seat. “Don’t think you’re getting away with this Mineta,” she said. “We are going to have a conversation with you.”

“Maybe we should have a conversation first,” Eijiro said, cracking his knuckles in his palm. “I’m sure we need to make sure he starts drinking his ‘respect women’ juice every breakfast, lunch, and supper.”

“No thanks, Kiri babe,” Mina answered him, frowning. “We’ve got this one, since the teachers don’t seem to want to do anything.”

“He’ll be fine as long as he dodges,” Itsuka promised.

“I am just going to say this now,” Momo announced. “Mineta, while I am going to let the reminder of this instance slide, that is only because you acted within the rules of the game. If you attempt this again, we will learn just how much pressure it takes for a hydraulic press to crush a testicl*.”

Minoru gulped as he looked nauseous and quickly scrambled around in his seat to look up at the top row. “Mister Aizawa! Save me!”

Aizawa looked down, his gaze looking off to his right when Minoru was more in the centre or slightly to his left. “You made this bed, Mineta, now you get to lie in it. This is your punishment for being too smart for your own good.”

“Smart!? Him!?” Toru nearly screamed.

“Why do you think we haven’t done anything about it despite knowing about it?” Aizawa asked.

“Because you teachers suck and side with the little pervert!” Toru complained.

“Because he’s been smart about how he’s done it,” Aizawa answered. “It’s because of that that nothing has been done, even if such a thing were possible.”

“Even if it were possible?” Itsuka asked. “What do you mean?”

“Do I really need to teach your own culture to you? Figure it out for yourselves. What point is there if we just give you the answers?”

Yagi sighed. “This is where Japan really differs from the United States. Dave really couldn’t believe my stories and I couldn’t believe his when we talked about high school.

Izuku gasped. “You’re talking about David Shield, right? What kind of stories?”

Yagi chuckled. “I’ll tell you later, young Midoriya. It looks as though the preview is about to start.”

“Hey, Deku!” Narrator Uraraka spoke up. “Let’s talk about the next episode, okay?”

“The second game is a cavalry battle!” Narrator Izuku stated.

“Phooey,” Mina pouted. “It’s still not my turn.”

“...no one wants to be on mine because everyone’s after me now!”

“It’s kinda sad being you, isn’t it?” Narrator Uraraka said sympathetically.

“Oooooh!”

“Maybe you could have phrased that a little differently?” Narrator Midoriya asked.

“Dekuuu, you must be so lonely.”

Izuku and Ochaco both felt their cheeks growing hot at the way the voiceovers were talking. It was taking all of their willpower not to bury their heads in their hands or try to hide underneath blankets and never venture out again.

“That’s not any better! Next time, “Strategy, Strategy, Strategy!””

“Deku’s sure to shed even more tears now that he’s a giant target.”

“You’ve got that right,” Yagi chuckled.

“PLUS ULTRA!” most of the students cheered along with the narrative versions of Izuku and Ochaco who did the preview for the next episode, which was a lot more teasing and lighthearted than the previous one with Katsuki’s grandiose boasting about how he would incinerate Izuku.

Kamimoto reminded everyone of her presence by loudly clapping her hands. “Five minutes, people! Five minutes before the next episode! Last call to do any business in the bathroom before your last episode of the day and I turn you loose on your teachers!”

Minoru felt a hand grab him by the collar of his shirt. He looked up at the owner, feeling like he’d been betrayed. “Shoji?”

“This is for your own good so we don’t find your body stuffed into a broom closet later,” Mezo replied, handing the dwarf over to Mina. She grinned at him, resembling a large predator on the attack.

“Come with us, Mineta,” Mina declared. “We’re going to have a chat and make some things crystal clear to you.”

Notes:

So when I was writing the stuff about Mineta, I was doing some research specifically about high school punishments for misbehaviour in Japan. Long story short, punishment's not really a thing. Corporal punishment was outlawed decades ago, detention's not a thing because the time they'd be in detention would be during after school clubs, which are serious business. Parents would complain to the school if their kid was pulled out of class and deprived of the opportunity to learn, which the parents pay for their student to receive, so the teachers are reluctant to do that so the school doesn't come down on them for having embarrassed the school by upsetting a student's family. The worst that happens from the faculty side is a student gets yelled at by a teacher, but that's it. They can't exactly do anything. The worst that happens from the students' side is for them to single out the trouble-maker and ignore them so that they are not part of the group. However, in canon both Bakugo and Mineta are not socially isolated from the class, which is probably the real reason why neither of them get anything that would be coming to them if they tried to pull their sh*t in Australia, New Zealand or any country on the opposite side of the Pacifc that has colonial ties to Great Britain.

Also found an anecdote while doing said research that sums up some of Aizawa's "teaching", which I'll share here.

In my memory, there was a day in elementary school that I and some other classmates were told to get off our chairs and sit on our knees on the floor, and to close our eyes. Then the teacher said something like "we will start the class, and those of you who are sitting on your knees, think/remember about your behavior and when you realized what was wrong about it, raise your hand and tell us, or you keep sitting that way during this class. I think it was a year after coming back to Japan after living the US and I was in the process of transforming to a proper Japanese. I mean, I have learned then that in Japan, teachers (or classmates) don't tell us what exactly what is wrong and expects to find by ourselves.

So Aizawa just telling Midoriya "fix it" without telling him how to fix it is perfectly normal. Crazy how great the culture divergence really is, huh?

Chapter 29: When the Kid Always Picked Last has to Pick a Team

Notes:

(See the end of the chapter for notes.)

Chapter Text

The door to the girls washroom slammed closed behind the girls and Minoru, leaving everyone else left in the theatre to watch the countdown clock and imagine what the girls were up to. Katsuki stated, “Well, he’s dead.”

“Bakugo!” Eijiro gasped. “Don’t say that! I know Mineta’s… well… Mineta, but the girls aren’t going to kill him!”

Hanta and Denki shared looks with one another. “Hey, uh…” Denki cautiously started to say, “think we should try and listen in on them?”

“Seems kinda dangerous if you ask me,” Hanta replied. “I don’t want to get caught in any crossfire from them.”

“But… we are sort of chummy with him, so…”

“Hey, come on,” Izuku spoke up. “Mineta’s a good guy who wants to be a hero like all of us. If it wasn’t for him, A—Tsu and I wouldn’t have made it out of the USJ. He just need to tone down on the pervy stuff.”

“…DODGEBALL WITH A CANNON!”

All of them could hear Mina’s shout through the bathroom door, making many of the boys in the theatre gulp.

“…which… uh… I think is being sorted out right now,” Izuku continued.

“You said it,” Fumikage agreed. “Hell hath no fury indeed.”

“I really don’t want to see the girls mad,” Koji said.

“That sounds unpleasant,” Todoroki agreed.

Tetsutetsu looked up at the teachers. “Should we, maybe, check on them to make sure they aren’t killing him?”

Nezu shook his head. “Now, now. Miss Kamimoto has already clarified that the circ*mstances of this island seem to forbid death. We can let your peers handle the matter, as they are the ones who have the grievance in the first place.”

“Are you sure you don’t understand why they are upset, sir?” Yagi asked the principal.

“While I am aware that they are rejecting Mineta’s overtones and sexual advances, I did not see anything in that regard in what occurred,” Nezu answered. “They clearly interpreted his actions as sexual in nature, though I fail to see how it was, and Yaoyorozu already sufficiently made her rejection clear, viz. the damage to his face. Either he will learn from their rejections or he will not. Either way, he certainly won’t be securing a mate like young Midoriya has anytime soon.”

Izuku felt his face grow red hot at the principal’s words. “M-mate!? N-n-n-no sir! It’s not like that at all!”

“Don’t be bashful young man, there is nothing to be ashamed of,” Nezu replied. “To have found someone you wish to share your life and raise offspring with is just as noble and heroic as the actions you will take after graduating UA. Passing on your heroic genes and the lessons you learn to your children will ensure this country has a bright future.”

Kayama lost it.

Perhaps it was the alcohol from the drinking game… no it was definitely the alcohol from the drinking game. Her mind was swimming with thoughts of the babies that Izuku and Ochaco… and Momo… could produce. They would be so adorable. Cheeks so squeeze and pinchable. She’d be a grandmother, and Inko Midoriya seemed like a very nice woman. Perhaps she should take some time to get to know the lady, especially since she did such a wonderful job of raising her son despite the challenges he faced.

“They’d be so cuuuute!” she squealed, fully on board with helping her little Momo out with turning that adorable couple into a cutetastic throuple. She had let slip the first day of their arrival her growing admiration for the young man. Now she just needed to get her head on her shoulders and go for it! The best place to start would be to get an in through the woman of the relationship so as not to engender any bad blood between them and cause friction.

She’d seen the way her daughter had been looking at them, and it wasn’t just at the young man…

“There will be no “mating” while we are present!” Tenya declared loudly, standing upright before chopping his hand at Izuku. “Midoriya! I hope it goes without saying that I expect you and Uraraka to behave with the dignity of UA students and abstain from such activities.”

“What little authority you had ended when you let Deku take the Class Rep spot,” Katsuki snorted with a smirk as Tenya froze. “Face it, Four-Eyes, you can’t say sh*t if the nerd and Pink Cheeks want to take the first train to Pound Town.”

“Bakugo, stop trying to help me,” Izuku whined, to which Katsuki cackled.

“I will always be here to ensure that our class comports itself with the utmost standards of good decency!” Tenya vehemently countered Katsuki’s laughing. “There will be no tomfoolery happening as long as I am around.”

“Isn’t that really not your business, Iida?” Rikido asked.

“I’m pretty sure Yaoyorozu reminded you earlier that there are no rules UA has preventing student relationships,” Mashiro recalled. “So, if Midoriya and Uraraka want to, you know… there’s nothing stopping them.”

“And we had that class—”

“That we agreed never to speak of!” Koji interrupted Eijiro.

Izuku took a deep, deep, breath through his nose and slowly exhaled. He was calm. He wasn’t thinking about Ochaco in white wedding dresses or what happens on wedding nights or kissing her on the beach hidden away in a secluded rocky cove where nobody could see what they could get up to. He wasn’t thinking of what she’d look like, older, with a pronounced belly carrying an unborn child, or of being with her as she lay on a hospital bed, cradling a swaddled infant with either green or brown hair, or if that child would grow up to inherit its mother’s Quirk or somehow get something from him.

Nope. He was calm; he wasn’t fantasizing about such a beautiful future at all. That would be way too optimistic to feel that they would last in the long run. Something was bound to go wrong along the way, even though neither of them had any intention of dying. That was just the way their industry was. Living to retirement was a luxury few heroes could receive. The Water Hose duo were a husband and wife couple, and they left Kota behind. Could Izuku honestly bring a child into this world with Ochaco, knowing that something similar could happen to them one day?

But you’re not Water Hose. You have One For All, and you’re going to be inheriting the Quirks of all the past users. That won’t be your fate. The “you” of the show said it already, “this is the story of how I became the world’s greatest hero”.

Shaking away the internal argument he was having with himself, Izuku took another deep breath and exhale. He was calm. “Iida, you’re my friend. I respect you and am grateful for your opinions. So as a friend, know that I mean no disrespect when I tell you to please get all the way off my back on this.”

“Yeah, get offa that thing, Iida,” Mezo chuckled.

“He needs it to carry that massive weight of All Might’s legacy,” Denki added.

“Like a good son,” Shoto sniped.

“Todoroki!”

The bathroom door opened, the girls trooping out with satisfied expressions on their faces and a traumatized-looking Minoru stumbling out afterwards. Some of those grins even looked diabolical and villainous in nature, while Minoru’s mouth opened and closed wordlessly, like a goldfish, as he bumbled his way back to his seat. Izuku felt a chill go down his spine as Ochaco returned to sitting next to him on their loveseat, while Momo, Kyoka, and Itsuka returned to their spot on the couch to their left. “So, uh…” Izuku asked before clearing his throat, and decidedly not reminding himself that Principal Nezu had referred to Ochaco as his “mate” a few minutes ago. “How did it go?”

“It went very well,” Ochaco replied.

“I do believe that Mineta understands the consequences of continuing his current behaviour going forward,” Momo added.

“…cannon dodgeball?” Denki asked, looking down at his classmate who was barely more than a metre tall. Minoru looked up at him, as if seeing clearly for the first time since re-entering the theatre room. The blond was giving him a confused and sympathetic look.

“Kaminari,” Kyoka warned, “you’re on the dodgeball team too if you fall to his level.” Denki squealed and shook his head vehemently.

“Kaminari…” Minoru began, eyes watering, “…they—”

Mineta…

He froze, hearing the sing-song in that voice, and turned towards the owner. He couldn’t see her, because of course he couldn’t see her. Nobody could. That was the point. She didn’t say another word, just that teasing song of his family name, and the way that he reacted to it made nearly all the other boys tense with how Toru had just acted. They couldn’t see the invisible girl’s expression, but they could all imagine her as a dangerous yandere in that moment.

To Minoru, though, his mind flashed back to a minute before, hearing that voice speak to him in a different voice, and feeling something warm and soft and slightly moist press against his cheek. Something that he, and none of the girls in the room, could see.

“That’s what Midoriya’s getting now, because he’s a good, honest guy who helps others without thinking of getting anything out of it. Think about that. And nobody’s going to believe you if you try to tell them what I just did, right ladies?”

“Did you do something Hagakure?” Itsuka asked, grinning.

“I didn’t see anything, ribbit.”

“Nope, not a thing.”

Minoru clenched his fists, feeling the smirk on Toru’s invisible face. His first kiss from a girl that wasn’t his mother, and he couldn’t even tell anyone about it and have them believe him!

Mt. Lady wasn’t the only diabolically evil woman in the world masquerading as a hero.

Shaking his head, Minoru turned back towards Denki and plopped up on the seat next to him and Mezo. “It’s nothing, forget about it.” Frowning, Minoru hunched forward, chin on his fists as he descended into thought. All right, Minoru, put that awesome brain of yours to use. What do your idols Defiant and Red Dragon Emperor have in common with Izuku Midoriya? How can I become a harem king while also being like him?

He had some work to do.

The countdown timer reached zero and the lights dimmed again as their eighteenth episode since arriving at the island started to play.

The familiar spinning globe of the Earth appeared, with Narrator Midoriya’s traditional “This is a superhuman society…” starting up.

“Given the preview of the last episode, this is going to show the cavalry battle,” Rikido commented, his arms folded. “I wish we’d done better.”

“Same,” Tsuyu agreed. “It was very disappointing.”

Neito started to laugh. “That’s what you get for going up against my brilliant strategy!” he declared. “All of you were so busy chasing after Midoriya’s ten millions points that none of you thought about anyone else’s. You all should have remembered that it wasn’t only the first place team that would advance.”

“That didn’t exactly work out for us in the end, Monoma,” Itsuka reminded him, looking over her shoulder to where he sat at the far back right on his own. “You antagonized Bakugo with that speech until he blew you up. In the end, of the sixteen finalists who advanced, twelve were from 1-A and only two were from our class.” She shrugged and looked up at All Might before shaking her head. “All Might was right; it was all about our mindset. Midoriya, Todoroki, and Bakugo were all clearly aiming for the top the entire time, while we were willing to settle for “good enough”. Even Shinso went in with the aim of teaching all of us our place and beating us, and he ensured his team advanced. Tetsutetsu’s was the only one of our teams that kept fighting right to the end.”

Katsuki clicked his teeth and glanced at Neito. “You know, that mouth of yours is going to get you killed one day.”

“Excuse me? I don’t need to hear you of all people lecturing me about my lip,” Neito countered. “You’re the most like a rabid dog in our entire year.”

“I still think you’re trying to compensate for a micropenis,” Mei casually let slip. “It’s really telling, Monoma.”

A vein throbbed in Neito’s forehead. “For the last time, I do not have a micropenis! Tetsutetsu! Tell this gearhead!”

“Dude, I’ve never seen it,” Tetsutetsu replied. “Hell, I’ve never wanted to see it, so don’t drag me into your inferiority complex.”

Kyoka smirked. “So maybe Hatsume’s right. Maybe it really is that small.”

“Hey now, c’mon you guys,” Izuku spoke up, “maybe we could at least try being civil to Monoma. He got brought here to learn, the same as us.”

“No, you asked for him to be here so that we could all try getting along with him, Midori,” Mina replied.

“And so far, he’s gotten jealous of you having earned One For All from All Might and any improvement in his attitude has been mild, at best,” added Ochaco.

Yagi raised his hands. “I’m sure that all of you can come to an understanding that will be to the benefit of all of you,” he said, loud enough to draw their attention towards him. “However, you’re all going to get nowhere if you continue to antagonize one another. I can understand the Class A and B rivalry, but according to our caretaker something much bigger than all of you is coming, so you’re going to need to set aside your grievances with one another in order to overcome this challenge.”

“And yet our wonderful caretaker Miss Kamimoto has yet to tell us any of what this upcoming threat is,” Neito snarked as the show’s intro song started to get into its second half. “It’s not like it could really be that bad. The horrible villain leading the League of Villains has been locked away in Tartarus and the scraps are on the run. What sort of looming threat could possibly be on the horizon that I need to sit through the Midoriya and Class A highlight reel?”

Ochaco stiffened as she recalled what Kamimoto said while drunk that first day after watching the episodes, about how Izuku would injure himself again, to where his arms may be permanently unusable. What kind of foe could possibly make him do that again, after what he already experienced at the training camp? He still wasn’t being very forthright with what had actually happened there to get him so banged up, but it was clear that he’d pushed himself when fighting a villain, and since then he’d been taking steps to limit the use of his arms. Shoot Style was his way of compensating for the abuse he’d put them through. Now the island staff were also throwing magic at him to heal his arms back to how they were before to even further mitigate the risk.

Neito was right, but without the sarcasm. Was there really a looming threat on the horizon, or was it something that just caused Izuku to go overboard when he shouldn’t have? From the way things were put on the first day that Neito missed, tragedy was in the future, but she just couldn’t see it.

“Ochaco, you okay?” Izuku asked.

“You are the fledgling Symbol of Peace. The next All Might! Izuku Midoriya.” The view shifted from Midoriya’s trembling, anxious form to All Might, clenching his fist, during the flashback to prior to the sports festival. “You must introduce yourself, and proudly say, ‘I am here!’”

As a number of other students shouted “DRINK!” while Kamimoto poured some more sake for Kayama since Aizawa was still in an alcohol-induced nap, Ochaco shook her head. Putting a smile on her face, she took his hand and gave it a squeeze. “It’s nothing,” she replied as the show jumped ahead to shots from the obstacle course with Present Mic’s commentary. Kamimoto had not given in to Neito’s taunting and instead replied that she wasn’t about to give out any spoilers. “Just… thinkin’ about things.”

Izuku pondered her for a second before inching closer and leaning on her. “You know, I’m here to listen if you want to talk. That is what a boyfriend’s supposed to do, right? But beyond that, I’m still your friend, Ochaco. You can tell me if something’s bothering you.”

Laughing in her chest, only letting it out as a slightly humoured puff of air, Ochaco genuinely smiled at him. “Just thinking about whether Kamimoto was exaggerating whatever threat it is that’s gonna make you bust up your arms, or if it was just you being a dummy and going overboard again,” she replied, and gave him a fierce grin. “And you can bet that if it’s the latter, I’mma whip you.”

“Don’t threaten me with a fun time.”

Ochaco froze, hearing his words, and it took exactly one second before her head rocketed back like she’d been shot in the forehead, blood geysers surging from her nostrils.

“Uraraka!”

“Midoriya! What did you say!?”

Red-faced, Midoriya apologized. “I’m sorry. Was that too much? Iida, I need your handkerchief!”

Splayed on her back between the loveseat and couch, head in Momo’s lap as the black-haired young woman had no idea what caused this sudden nosebleed and impotently fretted, Ochaco pinched her nostrils closed to attempt to stem the flow but was still able to see her boyfriend’s steaming face. “Yeah… just a smidge.”

Holy f*ck, Ochaco, where did that come from!?

Midnight directed her whip at Midoriya. “Izuku Midoriya placed first in the qualifier. He’ll be worth ten million.” The world darkened and turned red around Midoriya, all of his classmates looking at him with bright, shining eyes offsetting their now blood-red appearances. Even Uraraka, just in front of him to his left, was giving him that same intense look of a predator locked on to her prey.

“I swear, I was not looking at you like that, Midoriya,” Eijiro tried to defend himself while in the front row Ochaco was pressing Tenya’s handkerchief to her face to absorb the blood as they applied pressure and waited for it to clot.

“I dunno,” Kaminari said, rubbing his chin. “That is sort of how I felt. That whole, ‘if I can just take Midoriya’s headband, then I win’ vibe was really intense in that moment.”

“Makes sense that you felt that much pressure,” Rikido added. “Beating you means an instant win, so of course everybody looks at you like a big target right away. Kinda glad that that was you instead of me. I might have cracked under that pressure.”

Midoriya flashed back to his time in middle-school, where Bakugo and his jeering classmates were depicted as demons. “You’ll never be able to hang with the best of the best. You’re just a Quirkless wannabe!

‘Things have changed so much since junior high,’ Midoriya thought as the show returned to the present, showing Bakugo and Todoroki icily gazed forward, presumably at him, ‘but I’m still a target. I’m only in first place right now because of some good luck. Not that that matters, I guess.’

All Might narrowed his gaze as he watched the field. ‘Now you know the burden of being the best.’

Midoriya felt the pressure upon him like he stood at the bottom of the ocean, the weight of the world crashing down upon him. ‘It’s hard being at the top, right All Might?’ he thought before the show cut to the episode’s title.

Strategy, Strategy, Strategy

“Is being at the top really so hard?” Minoru asked as the onscreen Midnight went over the rules again.

Yagi nodded from his seat at the back. “It is, Young Mineta. When you’re at the top of the mountain, not only do you have your rivals in the hero industry trying to take that top spot from you, you also have villains who want to make a name for themselves by defeating the number one hero taking shots at you. I’m sure I don’t need to remind you of what Shigaraki said prior to and during the USJ incident.” A chill came over the students, Minoru himself trembling at the reminder, as Yagi continued. “About how the world would react when the Symbol of Peace was killed by villains, how killing me would make a statement.. When you rank high and have the public eye on you, it makes you a target not just from those ranked below you who want your fame and position, but also from all the punks who want their name etched in history as the villain who killed the number one hero. The sports festival’s cavalry battle you participated in is an example of that environment in miniature.”

“But there are still rules!” Midnight announced after stating that they could use their Quirks all they wanted. “Make a team fall on purpose and I’ll slap you with a red card. You’ll be disqualified!” Bakugo made a noise of annoyance and tossed his head to the side. A timer appeared on the hologram screen, showing fifteen minutes. “Now, you’ve got fifteen minutes to build your teams. I recommend you get started.”

Midoriya’s face became serious as he placed his hand on his chin, starting to mutter internally. ‘It doesn’t matter how many points my teammates have since I’ve got so many,’ he reasoned. ‘I just need to make sure I pick the right people. Okay, I know who I want!’

“So who did you originally want on your team, Izuku?” Ochaco asked innocently as the scene shifted.

“Well, you and Iida, obviously,” Izuku replied, rubbing the back of his head. “And after that… I didn’t exactly get far enough. After Iida refused us, I was kinda stuck until Hatsume asked to join us.” The inventor giggled nearby.

The camera had panned down to a staff break room outside of the stadium. Moving inside, it revealed Death Arms, smoking and watching the broadcast of the sports festival on the television inside of the room.

“Boo!” Kyoka heckled when he appeared on screen, earning some laughs.

“The sports festival isn’t really about seeing how prepared they are at being heroes,” he commented to the others at the table with him. “It’s more about simulating the competition they’ll face if they go pro.”

“Huh?” an off-screen Mt. Lady inquired. “What are you talking about?”

Death Arms exhaled, a large puff of smoke he’d gotten from his cigarette spewing out in front of him, wafting across the table towards Mt. Lady and Kamui Woods, both of the younger rookies paying attention to the veteran. “We both know this country’s overrun with agencies right now,” Death Arms stated. “If you wanna put food on the table, you’ve gotta be willing to step on top of other heroes.” Mt. Lady made a face as she covered her mouth to avoid inhaling the smoke and waved her hand to waft it away. “That was the whole point of the first round.”

“Dick,” Kyoka muttered.

Momo gasped. “Jiro!”

“Well he is!” Kyoka argued, gesturing at the screen. “The asshole did that all the freaking time during my internship with him! Didn’t give a sh*t who was in the room with him when he was smoking or where you were standing or sitting! I could still smell the cigarette smoke in my costume for weeks after we came back.”

“I agree!” Tenya remarked. “His callousness towards the feelings and respiratory health of his fellow heroes is not something to be emulated!”

“And he also gave Midori sh*t during the Sludge Villain stuff when he wasn’t doing anything himself,” Mina added.

“But isn’t this just like what All Might was saying?” Mashiro pointed out. “At the end of the day, we’re all competing—"

Death Arms exhaled again after Kamui Woods called out Mt. Lady’s hypocrisy at calling Death Arms’ distillation of their job ‘sad’. “But, on the other hand—” the scene shifted to the Sludge Villain incident itself, recalling Kamui Woods extracting victims from the fires, “even if you’re battling each other for popularity, there are plenty a’ cases where you have to work together.”

Katsuki made a “tch” noise. “He’s got that right,” he grumbled.

Neito blinked, managing to just overhear what Katsuki said. “What was that? Did you just admit—”

“Don’t put words in my mouth, Copy Cat, or I’ll blast you into the ocean!”

“…point you score is not just for you, but for your teammates as well,” Mt. Lady pointed out. She placed a finger to her chin in contemplation. “Plus, you have to think about how Quirks work together and who you’re compatible with.”

“Okay, so, show of hands,” Denki proposed at Mt. Lady’s last comment. “Who guessed that Midoriya and Uraraka would be on a team together even before we started picking teams?”

Izuku and Ochaco looked around rapidly in bewilderment as a good half of the class raised their hands. “Huh!? What?”

“Tsu!” Ochaco wailed, seeing the Frog-Quirked girl with her arm raised.

“I’m not saying that it was obvious at the time that you two were pining, ribbit,” Tsuyu replied. “Midoriya just didn’t seem to have a lot of close friends at the time, he had a big target on his back, and both Todoroki and Bakugo were gunning for him. Practically speaking, joining Midoriya’s team was a bad bet for passing the event and a safe bet for ending up seeing Recovery Girl. No offence, Midoriya.”

He rapidly shook his head and waved his hands. “No, none taken, Tsu. I wouldn’t have picked me, either.”

“Yeah, and, to be frank, Midoriya, you really weren’t all that impressive at the start of the year,” Kyoka pointed out.

Ochaco gasped. “Jiro!”

“Jiro! That was not a very polite thing to say!” Momo scolded her.

“What?” Kyoka asked. “You said the same thing a couple of days ago! Besides, it’s not like I’m wrong, am I?”

“She’s got a point, bro,” Eijiro grimaced while agreeing with her as Momo got flustered. “Seeing that you had so much power that you’d break your bones using it, while also being as timid and jumpy as a mouse, it was a bit…” Eijiro trailed off, not wanting to finish his sentence.

“It was f*cking weird as sh*t!” Katsuki finished for him in a bark. “And don’t forget his stupid mutter!”

“You didn’t have to put it like that,” Denki hissed.

“No, no! It’s okay! It’s all right!” Izuku said, waving his hands and trying to calm everyone down, especially his girlfriend, who looked like she was about to throw someone into space, Quirk or no Quirk. “I get it; I really do!”

“Izuku, ya shouldn’t have to rationalize why none of ‘em wanted to be yer partner!” Ochaco countered, her accent slipping out more. “Yer amazin’! Don’t apologize for them not bein’ able to see it!”

“Ochaco, I’m not being mean, but you were a bit biased since he saved you from the zero-pointer during the entrance exam,” Tsuyu pointed out.

“An’ he saved you during the shipwreck zone at the USJ,” Ochaco countered.

“We all saved each other!” Izuku quickly corrected her before Tsuyu could get angry. “I blasted the lake, Mineta captured the villains, and Tsu got us to safety. It was a team effort; I couldn’t have done all that by myself; and if you didn’t use your Quirk to save me during the entrance exam, I would have either screwed up my left arm or become a pancake on pavement.”

“But Izu—”

“Can we please not argue about this?” Izuku begged her. “Picking teams for a sports festival game isn’t the hill to die on, Ochaco.” Ochaco grumbled and folded her arms before burrowing herself into Izuku’s side.

“Fine,” she relented. “But I’m gonna cuddle ya to remind ya how awesome ya are.”

Blood turning his cheeks red, Izuku tried to be nonchalant as he said, “F-fair enough,” while being able to get a whiff of the conditioner in her hair.

“He’s a hot-head,” All Might said to Thirteen while overlooking Bakugo, who just proved his powers of observation regarding things he felt beneath him when he asked the crowd of his peers around him to remind him what their Quirks and names were, when everyone surrounding him were in his own class, “but he came in third and he has two hundred points. And considering how versatile his Quirk is, I’m not surprised people are trying to join up with him.”

“Bakugo.”

“Well, if we really want to discuss loyalty,” Fumikage started as Kirishima appeared on screen appealing to Bakugo’s masculinity and drive to take the ten million to get onto his team, “we need look no further than here.”

“And your hair really isn’t much different from each other’s now,” Toru giggled, to which Katsuki made a sour face and turned towards his constant companion.

“How long is this sh*t going to be in here anyway?” he asked.

“Well, uh… you’re kinda stuck with it Bakugo,” Eijiro replied. “My products don’t wash out once they’ve set in. Turned a few towels pink because of taking a shower before the dye set properly the first time. Mom’s still upset about the first load of laundry she did in April after I dyed my hair. Unless you’re using enough bleach to burn your scalp and pretty much wreck your hair, you’re going to have to wait until it grows out an’ you’ve got fresh natural roots again.”

“God dammit!”

“Hey man, we could just dye it properly so it’s fully red instead of pink! Would that make you feel better?”

“No it wouldn’t! Stop patronizing me!”

“Then I guess Bakugo either stays having pink hair or he goes bald,” Shoto spoke up. He tilted his head to the side and placed a hand to his chin. “I can’t imagine Bakugo being bald. Can anyone else?”

Noises in the negative and shaking of heads answered Shoto’s question, while Katsuki just seethed in his couch seat. When I find the bastard who pulled that prank on me, I’m gonna…

Shoji stood alone, looking forward and analyzing his options for teammates for the cavalry battle when Mineta started to talk to him. “Shoji. Shoji!”

“Hm?”

His tiny classmate was bawling his eyes out, a little bit of snot coming from his nose. “None of the girls wanna team up with me! Please be my partner!”

Minoru winced at how pathetic he looked on screen, while Mezo just folded his arms in memory of this moment. The girls were just giving the screen a deadpan expression as they witnessed the grade’s big pervert being casually dismissed.

Mineta continued as Shoji started walking away without sympathy. “I’m super tiny, so I can’t be a horse, but for some reason no one wants me to climb on top of them so I can be a rider! With your huge body and those tentacles, you could cover me completely, so no one’ll take my headband!”

Shoji reacted at that, turning right around and growing out a mouth on one of his tentacle limbs while Mineta continued, “Right? Please.”

“Good idea,” Shoji said, grinning. “Let’s go.”

Mina scratched her head. “Huh, that’s actually a good idea.”

“It’s basically the only reason I joined his team,” Tsuyu added. “It was a viable strategy with minimal risk, ribbit.”

“I still don’t know how we managed to lose our headband,” Minoru said. “Shoji had us completely covered. It should have been foolproof!”

Tetsutetsu whistled and looked off to the side, while Eijiro grinned at him.

‘…sticking to the people in their homeroom class,’ Midoriya thought as the show displayed groupings of his classmates teaming up. The camera panned up, showing him glancing to the side anxiously. ‘It’s too much of a gamble to partner with someone if you don’t know what their Quirk can do. I need to find a team of my own and fast.’

A sound effect like someone bopping a single plink on a wooden xylophone played as the camera zoomed out, everything shadowed while Midoriya stood under a spotlight with a shiny gold “P. 10,000,000” over his head and a stylistically rendered “ISOLATED” underneath him while nearby students of 1-B and 1-A all blatantly ignored him. ‘But everyone’s totally avoiding me since I’m worth so much!’

Midoriya hesitantly approached Ojiro, greeting him with a quiet and anxious, “Oh, hey.” The Tail-Quirked boy made an “Oh sh*t! It’s ten million point Midoriya!” face while the top ranked competitor continued. “What’s up, Ojiro?”

Withdrawing quickly, Ojiro looked away and muttered, “Sorry.”

Midoriya yelped, his image turning completely white.

Amidst the laughter at Izuku’s past plight, Toru giggled, “Ojiro! Tha-that was so mean.”

“Just look at how devastated Midoriya was,” Kyoka laughed.

Smirking, seeing that Izuku himself was chuckling at his past misfortune, Mashiro said, “Well it’s not like any of you were stampeding to join his team.”

Caught in a spiral of understanding of his plight as well as existential dread that he’d be totally on his own and probably be disqualified for not having been able to form a team, Midoriya was rationalizing Ojiro’s rejection before he even had a chance to suggest anything. ‘It’s a better strategy to steal as many points as you can at the end.’ He thought back to the displays of his classmates during the first round. ‘And unlike Todoroki or Kacchan, I didn’t use my Quirk in the first round, so no one has any confidence in me!’ He was caught in a dark spiral of the word ‘confidence’, since he lacked any of it.

“Hey, Deku!”

Mina started to grow a sh*t-eating grin hearing Ochaco’s voice.

Midoriya’s eyes creaked to the side to look at the girl who had called his name.

Bright and bubbly, with a big smile on her face, Uraraka said, “Let’s team up!”

Midoriya’s eyes exploded into geysers of tears, with Uraraka playfully shielding herself from the deluge with her arms and not seeming bothered by it at all. “Uraraka!” he sobbed. “Are you sure? Everyone’ll be after me and my ten million stupid points! Tell me you’re not kidding!”

“If we run away the whole time, then we’ll win, right?” she asked.

“A perfectly logical suggestion,” Fumikage said, smiling subtly.

Midoriya’s tears stopped. “Um, you’re either overestimating me or underestimating everyone else here.”

“Phooey!” Uraraka exclaimed optimistically, punching up while smiling at him. The camera panned up her body to her face, where she had her eyes closed but was giving him the most radiant smile that even the background had turned sunny and happy. “Anyway, it’s better to team up with people you like!”

“Aw, that is adorable,” Itsuka cooed as Ochaco and Izuku both blushed.

“So would this have counted as an early confession?” Denki ribbed them while the onscreen Midoriya looked to be having a heart attack.

Ochaco waved her arms around. “It was nothing like that!” she protested. “I just thought that it was better to team up with friends!”

“Y-yeah! Friends!” Izuku added.

“Now don’t be bashful, you two,” Kayama giggled. “There’s nothing wrong with forming teams with people you get along well with. There’s generally a lot less drama in those pairings.”

“Actually, I wanted to team up with you, too,” Midoriya told her.

“I’m shocked,” Tsuyu deadpanned, to which her friends chuckled. “Midoriya wanting to team up with Ochaco? Completely unprecedented, ribbit.”

“Tsu!” Ochaco moaned.

“Teaming up with your best friend is not a bad thing, Uraraka,” Tenya advised her. “And Midoriya is correct. Ensuring that you can have smooth communication in an event such as this is definitely a priority.”

Izuku pouted. “Hey! You don’t get to talk, traitor,” he groused.

“Yeah!” Ochaco added. “You totally let Izuku spell out his entire strategy to you before you walked on back to Todoroki! You could have told us right from the start that you’d already sided with him to beat us.”

“Iida,” Midoriya said as he and Uraraka approached their much taller friend from behind, Iida standing beside Yaoyorozu and Koda. Their friend turned to regard them at the call of his name, and Midoriya and Uraraka simultaneously smiled and fist-pumped.

“Whoa, did you two rehearse that?” Itsuka asked.

“No way,” Kyoka refuted before either could answer. “They were just way too in synch.”

Mina cackled. “And you blew me off every single time I talked about you having a crush, Ocha! You guys were already totally an item even then!”

Yagi smiled and chuckled as he watched his successor and the young man’s girlfriend blush and try not to deny their mutual feelings for one another too hard. “Ah, to be young,” he sighed. “It’ll be good for him to have a partner he can work so well together with.”

“Why didn’t you, All Might?” Kayama asked inquisitively. “There must have been plenty of heroes that you could have teamed up with, or just regular people you’d be able to be in a relationship with. You were always really popular with the ladies, if I recall.” Yagi laughed.

“True. And, well, Dave was in America,” Yagi answered her, “and as far as anyone here in Japan, there was my former sidekick, Sir Nighteye, but the biggest problem was how intensely secret I needed to keep One For All.” He looked down at his successor, recalling everything he had told Midoriya. “Maintaining close personal relationships in my heyday was dangerous, and letting the secret of my power be known to others would put them into unnecessary danger.”

“While that was your decision as the previous holder of One For All, I would like to remind you that I never entirely understood your stance on that,” Nezu stated. “I believe that we have said this before, but the point of a secret is that nobody knows about it. If you are keeping a secret, so long as nobody knows you are keeping a secret, you are in no more danger than if you weren’t keeping the secret in the first place. Spies are only in danger if the enemy finds out you’re a spy, after all.”

Yagi sighed in resignation. “You have made a good point, sir, still…” he looked hopefully at the couple in the front row. “They’re good kids; and now that things are out in the open, they’ll be able to help each other grow even more. Perhaps Young Midoriya will be able to have the kind of life I sacrificed.”

“Since this all started, I’ve been losing to you,” Iida admitted. “Please don’t take this as an insult. You’re a great friend, but if I continue to follow you, I’ll never get stronger.” Iida gave Midoriya a serious look as the green-haired teen looked up at him with a small amount of hurt coupled with his anxiety now that a huge wrench had been thrown into his only plan. “Bakugo and Todoroki have challenged you already, but they aren’t the only ones who see you as a rival.”

“Ooh, things are getting intense in here,” Rikido said, holding his chin in a hand as the music grew chilling and, as Rikido said, intense. “Now even Iida’s layin’ on the pressure.”

“Aw, Monsieur Midoriya et Madame Uraraka appear so lonely,” Yuga chuckled in his throat.

Kyoka pointed up at the screen. “Hey, Kaminari, how did you wind up on Todoroki’s team in the first place? You had the strongest guy in class paired up with both of the reps and you. It doesn’t add up.”

“What’d you say!? Who’re you calling the strongest!?”

“Bakugo, calm down,” Eijiro tried to placate him.

Kyoka ignored his comment and looked at Kaminari in the row above her, who just shrugged and looked at her helplessly. “I don’t know! Todoroki asked me to join him! Like I was gonna say no to that? Being on the second place guy’s team meant we had a target on our heads, yeah, but it was nothing like the crown Midoriya was wearing. Plus, having Todoroki with us made me feel like it was a sure bet that no one would take our headband anyway.”

“So he asked you and you figured that it’d be an easy ride to the finals,” Kyoka summed up. “Yeah, that checks out.”

“At least I made it to the finals!” Denki countered. Kyoka grimaced while Momo and Itsuka giggled next to her.

Hover boots whirred, keeping their occupant above the ground as Hatsume giggled to herself. “Oh, perfect, you’re still alone. And you’re the star.” Turning around at the mad inventor’s words, Midoriya and Uraraka caught sight of Hatsume with her goggles covering her eyes right before she invaded Midoriya’s personal space with her face taking up the entirety of the screen. “Team up with me, person in first place!”

“That was straightforward!” Koji yelped.

“She’s also the only one besides Uraraka who actually went to Midoriya to team up with him,” Shoto added. “Not knowing him, or his Quirk, she must have had—”

“We haven’t met, but I’d like to use your current fame to my personal advantage,” Hatsume said.

“…ulterior motives,” Shoto finished. Mei cackled.

“Ahaha! Witness my genius strategy!” she declared.

Hatsume zoomed closer to Midoriya, him and Uraraka both backing up half a step as she got barely a foot away from his face again. “If I team up with you, then I’ll be in the spotlight! Part of the team that everyone is keeping their eyes on. “ She got closer, making them attempt to back away a little more. “That means my super-cute little babies will inevitably be seen by the big company CEOs who’re tuning into the Sports Festival.” She pressed forward even harder, Midoriya now being forced out of the frame. “And following that line of reasoning, this is the best way for me and my marvelous gadgets to get recruited.”

Mei cackled while the show switched to onscreen Ochaco being confused. “Hahaha! Praise me and my brilliance!” She gave Izuku a thumbs-up. “Thank you, Midoriya! You were the perfect advertising billboard! Those hacks in the business course don’t know anything.”

“Uh… you’re welcome, Hatsume,” Izuku replied.

“Plus, you two will definitely benefit…” Hatsume was explaining to an increasingly distraught Midoriya with the female he was unfamiliar with invading his personal space, completely ignoring Uraraka’s failed question.

‘Oh, she doesn’t care about me,’ Uraraka realized, stiffening up while Hatsume continued to press Midoriya.

As the onscreen support student unveiled her gear, Tenya took issue with her. “Hatsume! How dare you treat the Sports Festival as your personal infomercial!”

She giggled. “But that’s exactly what the Sports Festival is, Legs, or maybe you weren’t paying attention to how you hero students use it to get scouted by agencies for your internships? You had to have gotten offers, well so did I!” Mei sighed wistfully. “My babies helped me score such an amazing internship; I got to spend all week in the lab of one of the top support tech firms in Japan.”

Tenya flinched. “You’re not still upset because she treated your match like a joke are you?” Hanta asked.

“That’s quite petty of you, Iida,” Fumikage commented before Tenya could defend himself.

“Most inelegant,” Yuga agreed.

Frustrated, Tenya clenched his fist, and Mei patted him on the arm. “Aw, don’t worry so much, Legs. I’ll make you a super-cute baby someday as an apology.”

Several people were quick to glance at the pair sitting together on the couch in the centre of the front row. “Smooth, Hatsume,” Toru giggled.

“It’s not like that!” Tenya snapped back, while Mei giggled and said nothing. Izuku and Ochaco exchanged grins.

“I based this on a certain hero’s backpack,” Hatsume stated, holding up what looked like a jetpack. “Though, of course, I added my own twist.”

Like a switch had been flipped, Midoriya got excited at seeing the support item. “Hey, I recognize that!” The image switched to a shot of a pro hero flying through the air, a similar jetpack on his back. “Air Jet, the Buster Hero has one of those.” Hatsume laughed while smiling at Midoriya as he held onto the jetpack she’d made. “I love that guy!”

“Isn’t he awesome?” Hatsume gushed, and Midoriya nodded.

“Mm-hm! His agency’s close by so…”

As the two of the geeked out over Air Jet, the camera panned back to a watching Uraraka, who was looking at them with a very small frown on a puzzled face. ‘Huh. They sure get along well.’

Mina started to laugh. “Oh gosh! Is this where we first get to see…” she gasped, “jealousy!?

“No! No! No jealousy here,” Ochaco vehemently replied. “Nuh-uh! Nope! Not one bit. I was just surprised by how quickly Izuku and Hatsume started getting along since she’d been makin’ him uncomfortable only a couple ‘o seconds ago.”

“But then they started talking about heroes, which is basically Midoriya’s favourite thing,” Koji spoke up. “It’s not surprising to see him get so animated about it, even with someone he doesn’t know.”

“Yeah, but it’s more surprising considering it’s a girl, though,” Itsuka commented. “From what we saw when Midoriya and Uraraka first met, Midoriya couldn’t talk to a girl if his life depended on it before UA.”

Izuku gave Itsuka an unimpressed look. “Yeah, sure, rub it in, Kendo. Make it sound even more miraculous that I’m dating my dream girl.”

Ochaco felt her cheeks turn even pinker. Her heart thudded in her chest as it swelled with emotion. He couldn’t just keep casually saying things like that! It was making her regret all the time she wasted being wishy-washy over how she felt about him. If she’d just gone for it during the festival after they’d both been knocked out of the tournament and asked him out, then they could’ve spent months together by now.

“Oh stop!” Ochaco said, punching his shoulder while her cheeks hurting from how much she was smiling while her face warmed from all the blood in it. “Yer makin’ me blush.”

Panicking, Izuku flailed about. “I’m sorry! Saying stuff like that isn’t making you uncomfortable, is it? I’ll stop if you want me to.”

She shook her head. “It’s not that,” Ochaco replied. “You’ve just… become smooth, and I’m not used to it.”

Me!? Smooth!? I'm not smooth! I'm a bundle of anxiety and hero trivia!”

“She’s right, Green,” Kyoka said. “Even if you’ve gotten super mushy, you’ve gotten really slick complimenting Uraraka.”

“Well I meant every—”

“Oh wait,” Itsuka interrupted him with a massive sh*t-eating grin. “You consider that foreplay, don’t you?”

Many of those in the front and second rows started to chuckle as Izuku and Ochaco both died.

“I must ask that we refrain from teasing Midoriya and Uraraka so much,” Tenya spoke up. “We are here to watch these videos to learn from the past and better ourselves, as well as prepare for the future they will eventually show. We should not be focusing so much on teasing Midoriya and Uraraka, no matter how blatantly obvious their affections for one another were to the rest of us watching.”

“You say that, Iida,” Denki said, “but you’re the one Hatsume’s talking about making babies with.”

As Tenya tried to utter a retort, a voice from the back shut him up. “Pipe down!” Neito shouted. “It’s finally my time to shine and you’re all talking over it!”

Monoma’s back was turned to the camera, while Kurorio, Kaibara, and Tsubaraba stood around him. Seemingly most of the class was listening to the blond speak. “The only difference between us and them is that they fought a couple of villains. Just because we’re Class 1-B doesn’t mean we’re second rate or can’t win this whole thing.” The camera changed angles, showing Monoma’s face in shadow. “So, let’s step it up and show those jerks what we can do. Are ya with me?”

Fumikage inclined his head as the buzzer sounded and the fifteen minute clock to form teams ran out. “Not a bad rallying cry, all things considered.”

“Yeah!” Tetsutetsu exclaimed. “We were ready to show you guys in Class A that we were no pushovers ourselves!” He lowered his fist. “Although, now that I’ve seen what you all went through at the USJ, and when we encountered those villains in the forest at the training camp, we were really downplaying what you guys experienced.”

“Yeah,” Itsuka added. “It was definitely more than just a couple of villains, and they were seriously trying to kill you. Then there was Shigaraki and Nomu on top of it all…”

Aizawa leaned forward, peering from the commentator’s boot onto the field. “I see some unexpected student combinations,” he stated.

“Come on,” Present Mic called out over the crowds of cheering fans, “everyone get your hands in the air! It’s time for an arena-thumping UA battle royale! Let me hear ya scream”

“Ah, and here we go,” purred Kayama over the onscreen Dark Shadow screaming in excitement as it extended in front of horse-Fumikage on Izuku’s team. “A hot-blooded battle of youth. It turns me on.”

Momo’s cheeks went pink and she bowed her head, but she wasn’t the only one amongst the students who started feeling a little hot under the collar hearing the pro hero parent’s statement. “Your mom should probably not be drinking while watching these with us anymore,” Itsuka whispered.

“If she keeps up the ‘I am here’ drinking game, I’m going to have to make her switch to beer,” Momo replied darkly, withdrawing her hand from her face. “I’ve seen her drink those like water. Maybe she’ll get less intoxicated with then since they have less alcohol content in them than sake.”

“How do you know that?” Kyoka asked.

“Organic chemistry was something I took an interest in in elementary school due to my Quirk,” Momo replied as the mid-episode title card went away to return them to the action. “Hydrocarbons and alcohols are fascinating chemicals, though admittedly, I was initially drawn to it because of the nomenclature.”

“…make for the most stable formation possible,” Todoroki explained to Kaminari, Yaoyorozu, and Iida. “Kaminari’s our left wing. He can use his Quirk to keep enemies at bay. Yaoyorozu, you’ll take the right wing. Focus on insulation and defence. Iida, you’ll take the front. We’ll rely on you for mobility and physical defence.” Iida shifted slightly and gave his leader a slightly calculating look as the class rep analyzed Todoroki’s strategy.

“And you’ll be attacking and creating diversions of ice and fire. Is that right?” Todoroki looked away from Iida at the class rep’s enquiry.

“Not quite.” The camera panned up to the first level of packed stands, where an easily recognizable figure stood on the walkway above the seats, flames rising off of his broad shoulders. Endeavor. “When I’m in battle…” Todoroki’s left fist clenched before the camera panned up a close-up shot of his father, gazing down with a disapproving frown, “…I never use my left side.”

“I’m not the only one getting chills from that, am I?” Minoru asked, seeing the dark glare on-screen Shoto was giving his dad.

“That’s some seriously bad mojo comin’ offa those looks,” Tetsutetsu agreed. “Hey, Todoroki, do you, uh…”

“My father may be Japan’s de facto number one hero,” Shoto replied, “but he’s also an unpleasant individual.”

“Concern,” Denki commented.

“I actually have a conversation with Midoriya about it after the cavalry battle,” Shoto added before anyone could jump on Denki’s concern train. “Given this show’s format, I am confident that the contents of that conversation will be aired. You can save your questions until after that, but know that I may not choose to answer them.”

“Concern multiplying,” Mina piped up.

“…chosen teams!” Present Mic announced as the show went through showing off each of the teams for the cavalry battle, listing the individual members and point values for one second each.

“Tetsutetsu.” The Steel-Quirked user looked to his right at Monoma’s voice. “No hard feelings, okay?”

Tetsutetsu pumped his fist. “Right.”

Leaning into it, Present Mic got things underway. “Right! Let’s get this party started! One final countdown before the game starts! Three!”

The camera panned up Bakugo’s team, the explosive hothead cracking his knuckles in his palm. “Get ‘im.”

“Two!”

Panning up Todoroki’s team, the strongest student in Class A stated, “He’s ours.”

“One!”

Midoriya nodded, preparing himself mentally for the onslaught about to commence.

“Begin!” Midnight shouted, throwing her whip and arm out in front of her.

The teams all rushed forward, pairs of legs carrying almost the entire field’s worth of competitors straight for Midoriya’s team, with him whimpering at the sight of everyone coming at him.

“It’s basically one big battle for ten million points!” Tetsutetsu shouted.

Hagakure, visible only through her headband and pants, cackled as her team charged Midoriya’s, Sato and Koda both blushing and looking up or away instead of straight forward. Even Jiro in the front had a faint dusting of pink on her cheeks. “I’ll be taking that headband, Midoriya!”

Rikido bit his lip. “I still think that was unnecessary, Hagakure.”

“What?” she asked. “Aw, c’mon! It was a legitimate strategy!”

Kyoka scowled. “Dammit, we just got over dealing with Mineta being a perv. Why’d it have to show this?”

Denki frowned. The screen wasn’t showing Toru’s team anymore, but Izuku’s as they prepared to run away. “Uh, am I missing something here? Did Hagakure do something?”

Kyoka placed her hand over her face and pulled it down, dragging her eyelids along with it. “Did you see anything floating between her headband and pants?”

“No, there wasn’t anythi—” Denki froze as his brain caught up to his words.

Red exploded onto Izuku’s face as he came to the same conclusion everyone else in the theatre did. “H-Hagakure! Y-y-you were… t-t-t…” He couldn’t finish speaking, his mind breaking as it came to the conclusion that a topless girl had been charging him.

“It’s not that big a deal!” Hagakure commented. “I can’t take advantage of my Quirk if I’m wearing clothes, and if someone grabs something they’re not supposed to because they can’t see it, I’ve got free range to slap them for being a pervert and inappropriate touching! It’s foolproof!”

“I didn’t happen to see the waistband of any underwear alongside those pants, young lady,” Kayama spoke up. “Were you going commando during a school festival?” Gasps around the theatre and Yagi looked like his soul wanted to leave his body. Toru giggled anxiously while Kayama’s was more or a throaty purr. “How naughty.”

“Hagakure, you should be ashamed!” Tenya scolded. “Using sexuality as a weapon during a school event has got to be a flagrant violation of, if not the rules, the spirit of the event!”

“My Quirk is Invisibility, Iida,” Toru argued. “It’s worthless when I’m wearing anything! Because you can see right through me, but not my clothes, it would have been much easier to see my panties if I was actually wearing any. Class rep, can I get your input on this?”

Me!?” Izuku yelped, seeing her clothes turn more towards him upon calling upon his new office.

“Yeah. Is it better or worse that I wasn’t wearing underwear during the cavalry battle?” Toru asked.

Izuku turned red, his brain frying as he tried to comprehend that a female classmate was genuinely asking him about wearing vs not wearing underwear. Only sputtering noises managed to get past his lips. This couldn’t possibly be real. Toru would never have straight up asked Tenya this if he was still the class rep.

Ochaco frowned, her lips turning into a pout. “Oh, very funny, Hagakure. Yer makin’ Izuku’s brain melt.”

“Isn’t Uraraka the only one who should be asking him anything about panties anyway?” Mei asked. “You know, because girlfriend and all. Unless we’re all supposed to ask class reps about what underwear we should wear. Does UA have uniform underwear like our school uniforms? Is that a thing I should know as a class rep?”

Mei turned her head towards Itsuka, who facepalmed as the conversation veered this way into the ridiculous. “No, Hatsume, we don’t have uniform underwear.”

“Oh good; because I probably would have forgot anyway,” she answered breezily. “I’m almost never wearing the uniform because I’m spending all my time in the design studio anyway.”

“Hatsume! You really should be setting a proper example and wearing your uniform!” Tenya remarked, as he was the only one in the theatre to still be wearing his full uniform this afternoon. “And Hagakure! Don’t try to pretend that you don’t know exactly what you’re doing! Stop teasing Midoriya! You know how innocent he is.”

Izuku came down from his seizure for a moment to grumble under his breath, “Not that innocent,” in response, which Ochaco heard and giggled.

“It’s probably worse overall if Hagakure was wearing panties, though,” Mina chirped as on-screen Dark Shadow blocked on-screen Kyoka’s Earphone Jacks after Izuku’s team went airborne thanks to Mei’s jetpack. “Since you can see right through her, anyone looking down at her would have totes been able to see what she was wearing down there.”

“Exactly!” Toru agreed. “So since I wasn’t wearing any, all they got to see were the dumb UA gym pants! Totally not sexy at all.”

“It was still a little… uh… uncomfortable, though,” Koji mentioned.

“S-sorry about that, Koda, Sato,” Toru apologized. “I honestly thought taking most of my clothes off would give us a better chance.”

Minoru clutched his fist as he bowed his head and closed his eyes. He took a deep breath, willing himself not to say anything that could end up getting him even deeper on the girls’ sh*t list, like protesting the unfairness of it all that it was bad for him to be a little perverted while Toru’s running around without underwear during a school event. Besides, Tenya was still chastising her for it regardless of how much it made sense for her because of her Quirk, so silver lining to have the invisible girl get a little comeuppance after the stunt she pulled on him during the break.

“We’re landing,” Uraraka stated, and the cavalry team descended, their descent slowed and cushioned by the hover boots on the brunette’s feet.

‘Uraraka’s Quirk is awesome!’ Midoriya thought, looking down at her like she hangs the f*cking Sun in the sky. ‘She’s floating everything but her and the equipment.’ The foursome dropped down to the field, dirt and dust being blown up by Uraraka’s boots as they touched the ground again and took off running.

“So what do you think of my babies?” Hatsume asked. “Aren’t they just precious? Cuteness can be manufactured, you know.”

“Excellent mobility!” Midoriya praised, smiling down at her like a satisfied customer. “Your babies are amazing, Hatsume!”

“Aw, thanks!” Hatsume replied, a slight blush on her cheeks from the glowing praise for her work.

Uraraka pouted while giving her two teammates a side glance. “I’m the one who’s making us float,” she grumbled.

Ochaco pushed her fingers together, looking down at her knees in embarrassment. “Y’know, you could have praised me out loud instead of just thinkin’ it, Izuku,” she mumbled.

“Man, Ashido was right,” Hanta cackled as Mei overheard Ochaco’s comment and laughed. “You really do get jealous, Uraraka.”

“N-no I don’t! Shut up!” Ochaco’s eyes went wide when she felt Izuku’s lips press very quickly against her cheek.

“You, and your Quirk, are awesome, O-Ochaco,” Izuku quietly offered. “Sorry I didn’t say so during the festival.”

Still feeling embarrassed, Ochaco kept her head down and continued pushing her fingers together. “Y-you didn’t have to actually do anything, Izu…ku…” she trailed off, not able to keep the glowing smile of happiness from her face even if she was a little ashamed of her past pettiness. “I was just being… you know…”

Izuku was sweating through a forced smile as he looked away from Ochaco, unfortunately right at the sh*t-eating grins of Itsuka and Kyoka while Momo looked like she was going to die of cuteness from having witnessed that. Izuku didn’t dare look anywhere else for fear of seeing how the rest of his classmates who may or may not have seen that were reacting. If he’d looked, he’d certainly have seen Denki give him a thumbs-up. He couldn’t believe his life now. He had a girlfriend, and his girlfriend was Ochaco-freaking-Uraraka, and he had somehow gotten brave enough to kiss her in front of his entire class; multiple times! Where was this confidence coming from? Was it from the constant dopamine in his system from having her next to him, knowing that she genuinely cared for him and wanted to be with him? Was it one of those side effects from the magic breakfast taking effect? One of the listed potential side effects was irrational self-confidence. That could be it!

Katsuki made a noise in his throat while the onscreen (as much as she could be) Toru freaked over losing her headband while Neito’s past self spun it around on his finger. “Oh, hey, Bakugo,” Kirishima spoke up as they appeared on screen. “It’s us!”

“Barely two minutes have passed since we started, and it’s already a total free for all!” Present Mic announced over several shots of the different teams running around.

“Things did get hectic pretty fast, ribbit.”

“I’d say it was nerve-wracking from the beginning,” Fumikage said. “All of the pressure was upon us, though we did well not to break under it.”

“Pressure like a drip drip drip that’ll never stop,” Shoto said, “whoa.”

Heads turned and looked at Shoto.

“What?” Shoto asked.

“Was… was that a song?” Kyoka asked. “Did you just sing, Todoroki?”

“Did I somehow do it wrong?” Shoto enquired, tilting his head. “I believe I got the words correct.”

Kyoka didn’t even know how to reply to that. Shoto had simply spoken words in a form that vaguely sounded like there was some kind of melody there, but not one she had heard before. Or at least… not in a very long time. She pinched the bridge of her nose. “It’s too late in the afternoon to deal with this,” she muttered darkly. Kyoka couldn’t devote any of her brainpower right now to deciphering what seemed to be a hidden side of Shoto Todoroki. That was something that she would could deal with tonight, seeing as they were sharing a room.

“...more like a massacre!” Mineta’s voice shouted from his hiding place on Shoji’s shoulders, covered in what was basically a tent made from webbed arm duplicates of 1-A’s youngest student, as his team charged Midoriya’s.

“It’s Shoji!” Midoriya gasped, not seeing his hidden tiny classmate despite hearing him. “If he all by himself? Where’s his team?

Team Tetsutetsu was heading straight for them again, Tokoyami being the one most aware of their situation as their lead horse. “What we need is breathing room. We can’t get caught trapped between multiple opponents!”

Uraraka made a noise in the affirmative before gasping as she tried to push off to start running again. “Oh no!” The camera changed angles, showing that her left boot was stuck in one of Mineta’s Pop-Off balls.

“I still don’t know how that got there,” the brunette grumbled. “I could’ve sworn the ground was clear when we landed…”

“I trapped the ground right in front of you when you weren’t looking,” Minoru answered, feeling quite proud of himself. “People are always shifting their feet around when they aren’t paying attention. You just didn’t notice until it was too late.”

Mei gasped. “You’re the one who wrecked my baby! How dare you kill my cute, precious babies! I’ll have to be extra forceful when taking your measurements later!”

“M-my measurements?” Minoru asked. “You mean the super private measurements you were asking about yesterday? Bring it on! Be as forceful as you want, I won’t resist!”

Hanta and Denki both paled, Izuku and Tenya joining them in shaking their heads and waving or otherwise signalling in the negative. Mei just grinned. “Excellent. Thank you for volunteering to be my guinea pig in testing the structural integrity of male genitalia, baby-killer. Fortunately it’s you and not Monoma. I don’t think I’d be able to get any data out of his micropenis.”

Neito, for once, managed to hold his anger in and not lash out. Instead, he chuckled. “You’ll be eating those words once you finally see fit to offer a fair and impartial assessment.”

“Monoma, honestly speaking, nobody here wants to make any sort of assessment as to what’s between your legs,” Itsuka said, shocking Neito.

To hear his classmate say that would be a blow to the pride of any young man, Yagi thought sympathetically. Especially for someone whose pride is as fragile as Young Monoma's is. And I really don't like that look of superiority on Young Bakugo's face.

Mashiro grimaced while looking at the screen, seeing Minoru waving to Izuku’s team from the safety of Mezo’s back. “I’m actually glad I was brainwashed by Shinso for this,” he said. “I think seeing Mineta and Asui hiding on Shoji’s back might have given me nightmares of being stuck in place and having a giant tongue assaulting me.”

“Judges say yes!” Midnight declared to Midoriya’s question on if Mineta’s strategy was permissible, forcefully gesturing with her whip. Mineta shrank back into the shadows underneath Shoji’s Dupli-arms, and a long pink tongue shot out from the darkness.

“Eee!” Mina yelped through clenched teeth while watching. “I’m with Ojiro on this one, Tsu. That’s just creepy.”

“Seeing it from this perspective, yeah, I can see why you say that,” Tsuyu replied. “Maybe we should keep team-up moves like this in mind for the future, ribbit? It does make for an interesting combination.”

“It’s only too bad we weren’t able to successfully grab anyone’s headband using this strategy before Todoroki neutralized us,” Mezo sighed.

“Oh, don’t beat yourself up, Shoji,” Izuku told him, his head going between the three teammates who had been his opponents on the screen just now. “It really was an incredible idea.”

“He’s correct, students,” Nezu spoke up for the first time in a while. “Never fear to take advantage of your physical characteristics if you feel like it could give you an edge in a battle against a villain. We may have rules against killing, but there is no such thing as fighting dirty when the lives of the innocent are on the line.”

“Yes, sir!”

The bottom portion that contained the propeller blades of Uraraka’s left boot broke off as the jetpack’s thrust forced the almost weightless team airborne once again. Hatsume’s mouth opened in grief and agony as she whipped her head around and stared at the smoking device. “My baby’s ruined!”

“Sorry!” Midoriya apologized. “But at least we got away from them!”

“That’s what you think, nerd!” Katsuki taunted with a grin on his face, seeing his past self explode himself into the air, trails of smoke behind his palms as he flew up to where Izuku’s team had escaped into the sky.

“If more of us could fly, the cavalry battle would have been even more hectic than it was,” Itsuka stated.

“Taking on Young Hatsume was a good move of Young Midoriya’s,” Yagi spoke up, witnessing from a new angle the desperate defence Fumikage and Dark Shadow made to fend off Katsuki. “By involving a student who was capable of providing a wide variety of support gear, that opened up the third dimension as an option to his team. With so few students able to act against them while in flight, it gave them the mobility to ensure that they retained their ten million points.”

“And his choice of Tokoyami for defence paid off well,” Kayama agreed. “Dark Shadow may be vulnerable to light, and lost to Bakugo during the tournament rounds, but in isolated incidents it was capable of fending off the only one who could pursue them in the air.”

“Nicely done, Uraraka!” Midoriya praised her as she managed to land their team okay.

“It’s hard to control where we’re going with just one foot,” she informed him.

“I see,” Tenya said. “With only the one boot, Uraraka wasn’t able to generate enough force to properly steer them in the air. Even though she made most of her team weightless, it still requires force to move them. With only one boot providing propulsion, getting them going or stopping them would be much more difficult.”

“That would also explain why Midoriya didn’t rely on using the jetpack after we cornered them,” Momo said, looking towards Izuku and Ochaco. “Retreating into the sky wasn’t a reliable escape option.”

While the camera panned over the teachers and All Might’s face, Present Mic continued his commentary. “It’s been seven minutes, so let’s get those rankings thrown up on the screen.” All Might turned from viewing the field below to the jumbotron suspended off the X-frames lining the roof.

The crowd suddenly went quiet as they all took in what they were seeing, after having just been rooting for and talking up Class 1-A.

Neito chuckled, and Itsuka and Tetsutetsu couldn’t help but feel a little bit smug themselves.

“Hold on here,” Mic said in confusion. “This is an unexpected turn.”

A headband slipped off of Bakugo’s head.

The screen showed a close-up of the current standings, with Team Midoriya in first place with their 10,000,325 points, followed by Team Momoma with 1,360, Team Tetsutetsu with 1,125, Team Kendo with 685, and then Team Todoroki with 615 and Team Rin with 195. Apart from them, the other six teams all had absolutely no points, though that did include Kodai and Tsunotori, so there had also been some infighting amongst the members of Class B.

Eijrio winced. “Man, I didn’t realize we were behind by so much.”

“It’s a good thing that we managed to get Midoriya’s headband, huh guys?” Denki said, glancing between his teammates. “If we’d just kept the points we’d started with, we wouldn’t have advanced at all.”

Itsuka folded her arms. “That just goes to show how much you underestimated our class,” she said. “A mistake I hope not to make when we conduct joint training this term.”

“Likewise,” Momo replied. “I hope our training will be educational for both our classes.”

Bakugo’s eyes dwindled into pinpricks of shock as Monoma snatched his headband away. “Your class is too small minded,” the braggart of Class B taunted. “Think bigger.”

“He got us!” Ashido gasped as she whipped her head around.

The camera panned up from her to show Bakugo’s eyes completely white with rage. “What did you say? Come back here!”

Monoma’s team stopped, and he began to explain while his back was still turned, showing total disdain for Bakugo. “Midnight said the obstacle course was just the first game, and we figured they wouldn’t cut that many of us right off the bat.” He turned back to look at Bakugo. “Would they?”

“Huh?”

“Assuming they’d keep at least forty contestants for the next event,” Monoma explained as the background around him became a sick and twisted mix of purple, green, blue, and black, “all we had to do was make sure we stayed within that group as we ran.” The show cut to flashbacks of 1-A students using their Quirks as they went all-out during the first event. “From our spots in the middle ranks, we could fully observe the Quirks our rivals had and judge their capabilities. Only a fool would obsess over winning the preliminary rounds, wouldn’t you agree?”

Bakugo gave Monoma a dirty glare. “You planned this as a class?”

“It wasn’t totally unanimous,” Monoma admitted as he wrapped Bakugo’s headband around his neck, “but I’d say it’s playing out well.”

“Hey, they’re coming,” Kaibara warned Monoma as Team Kodai, with Bondo as the lead horse, approached their position.

Monoma ignored what Kaibara said as he continued to verbally torment Bakugo. “It’s better than chasing after a temporary frontrunner like a horse with a carrot waving in his face.” Seemingly not seeing the way Bakugo’s face shifted and his eye started twitching at the comparison, Monoma kept on going. “Oh, while I have your attention. You’re kinda famous, aren’t you? For being attacked by that sludge villain.” The show shifted from a flashback of the sludge villain to Bakugo’s neck and lower face, superimposed on the right side of the screen over a roiling red and black background like the glow of a raging fire and smoke, and Monoma just kept on going! “You’ll have to tell me about it sometime. It must be strange to always find yourself in the role of the victim.”

Bakugo snapped. His voice turned gravelly as he lost all thought of going after the ten million points Deku was carrying around his head. All that mattered now was killing this arrogant piece of sh*t that had just spat in his face. “Kirishima, we have a change of plans.”

“Oh…” Tetsutetsu said, his throat running dry and a bead of sweat running down his forehead as he and the rest of the students bore witness to Katsuki’s demonic aura that promised nothing short of murder. “I think he pressed a button.”

Katsuki grinned like a devil. “That reminds me, Copycat… you’re not dead yet… and Aizawa’s f*cking asleep.” He shot his grin towards Neito, who finally felt like he’d touched a nerve he shouldn’t have touched. The him back then hadn’t even felt this way.

Cavalry Battle Neito didn’t know what Katsuki Bakugo could do. Forcing the blond bomber to relive the taunts he’d sent his way forced Neito to realize that he’d done goofed.

“Welp, Monoma’s dead,” Kyoka deadpanned.

“Yep,” Itsuka agreed. “He certainly dug his own grave here.”

“Kendo! You’d just abandon me, your own classmate, to this Class A psychopath?”

“Hey, it’s not my problem you always have to get into a dick measuring contest with him,” Itsuka replied. “Maybe next time, you try not antagonizing a psychopath who can cause his palm sweat to explode?”

Tokoyami forcibly stopped as another team, one with rollerblades, intercepted Team Midoriya. The girls and Midoriya were jostled around a bit, but when they managed to regain their balance Midoriya’s face gained a ‘no way’ expression of shock and dread.

The camera cut to a close-up of the left side of the face of the leader of the other team, the red scar very visible beneath the sclera and aquamarine iris of Shoto Todoroki.

“And now,” Present Mic’s voice boomed out as the camera swapped from Todoroki to All Might, and then Endeavor, “we’ve reached the halfway point of the game!” The camera returned to Midoriya, slowly panning up his team and showing them all nervously smiling opposite the best in Class A.

“I thought we had it made,” Midoriya said, internally cursing himself for jinxing them. “Guess I was wrong.”

“Yeah, I jinxed us there,” Izuku sighed, rubbing his head in frustration while Ochaco giggled.

“Don’t sweat it,” she said. “It all worked out in the end, didn’t it? We advanced!”

“True,” Fumikage agreed, “but we could have done without the anxiety.”

Team Midoriya and Team Todoroki faced off at the halfway point. “I’ll be taking that, now.” Todoroki declared.

The outro began.

“Whew, that’s an intense place to end it,” Mina said, slumping back in her chair.

“It’s too bad that Monoma’s going to die.” Mei reached up, stretching the muscles in her arms, back, and shoulders. “Guess I’ll never get his measurements, not that they matter in his case anyway.”

“So, any last words before I make sure you’re swimming with the sharks?” Katsuki asked.

“Hmpf, of course a 1-A brute like you resorts to violence,” Neito scoffed. “Honestly, the fact that you can’t control yourself over a few words shows the level of your maturity.”

“And your refusal to take the high road and not escalate shows yours…,” Itsuka mumbled.

“Monsieur Monoma,” Yuga addressed. “I believe there is a phrase called “bullying a dragon”. Bakugo, while far from elegant, is certainly a dragon. Regardless of European or Asian, you do not want to bully a dragon. They don’t have the same morals as regular humans. Antagonize them at your own peril.”

“And Kamimoto said that you can’t die here,” Kayama reminded them happily. “And all you kiddos need to practice your Quirks as much as possible because your training camp got cancelled and there’s some spooky future ahead of you! So if Bakugo decides to play a game of explosive tag to burn off some energy, that’s fine with me!”

“Mother, you really shouldn’t be condoning torture while drunk, even if it is on Monoma,” Momo sighed.

Aizawa was still asleep.

Most of the students didn’t notice that they had gone right through the next episode preview, again featuring Narrator Midoriya and Narrator Iida since the pair were going head-to-head for the first time since All Might’s Battle Trial.

Nezu stood up from his seat, sipping his cup of Yorkshire Gold. “Now, now, children,” he calmly stated, attracting all of their attention. Despite his tone, when the principal spoke, you listened. “I am sure that whatever fun little games you have planned that involve Mr. Monoma as a test dummy can be put on hold for the moment. We do have an extra lesson in ethics and laws to go over, especially in light of our recent discussions and reviewing the events that transpired at the USJ.” As he had been speaking, the Quirk inhibitor came off, but Katsuki had stayed in his seat.

There was bullying a dragon, and then there was bullying Principal Nezu. Katsuki was keenly aware of how thin the ice was skating on was after their first day in this resort. No need to tempt fate.

“Now then, All Might, I believe you and I should be sufficient for this lecture. Midnight, if you feel the need to take a nap alongside Eraser Head, that is perfectly fine with me.”

“Nah, Principal, I’m good,” Midnight replied, leaning back. “I think I’ll just kick back and watch how your lesson goes, since you all ran away before mine yesterday.”

Nezu nodded and headed to the front of the theatre with All Might as several students groaned, not at all excited for yet another lecture. Hopefully this one would not be as disastrously embarrassing as the last.

So, I have no plans to actually write out Nezu and All Might’s lecture, so I’m going to basically go over the points here in this closing endnote. This is more or less in-line with the discussion from the last chapter regarding Mineta’s sexual harassment antics, as well as what Tsu was mentioning earlier in regards to the USJ. I’m not sure how many of you read the comments, but since I spent over an hour drafting a response to one last chapter that basically covers what Nezu wanted to discuss in this “ethics and laws” lecture, I’m going to be using that.

I am going to quote from the English translated version of the Japanese Penal Code from japaneselawtranslation.go.jp. These are the laws currently in the Penal Code in Japan in relation to obscene acts, rape, and forced prostitution. I did not include Articles 174 on Public Indecency, 175 on Distribution of Obscene Objects, or 184 on Bigamy. As this is Japan’s current legal framework for these crimes, these are what I am using without alteration. Quirks wouldn’t exactly have much of an effect here, so they wouldn’t need to be rewritten to factor in Quirk stuff.

Chapter XXII Crimes of Obscenity, Forcible Sexual Intercourse, and Bigamy

(Indecency through Compulsion)

Article 176 A person who forcibly commits an indecent act through assault or intimidation upon another person of not less than thirteen years of age is punished by imprisonment for not less than 6 months but not more than 10 years. The same applies to a person who commits an indecent act upon another person under thirteen years of age.

(Forcible Sexual Intercourse)

Article 177 A person who, through assault or intimidation forcibly engages in vagin*l intercourse, anal intercourse or oral intercourse (hereinafter referred to as "sexual intercourse") with another person of not less than thirteen years of age is guilty of the crime of forcible sexual intercourse, and is punished by imprisonment for a definite term of not less than 5 years. The same applies to a person who engages in sexual intercourse against another person under thirteen years of age.

(Constructive Indecency through Compulsion; Constructive Forcible Sexual Intercourse)

Article 178 (1) A person who engages in an indecent act upon another person by taking advantage of their unconscious state or inability to resist, or by causing the person to lose consciousness or have the inability to resist, is punished in the same manner as prescribed for in Article 176.

(2) A person who engages in sexual intercourse with another person by taking advantage of their unconscious state or inability to resist, or by causing the person to lose consciousness or have the inability to resist, is punished in the same manner as prescribed in the preceding Article.

(Indecency by a Person Having Custody of a Person under 18; Sexual Intercourse by a Person Having Custody of a Person under 18)

Article 179 (1) A person who commits an indecent act upon another person under eighteen years of age by taking advantage of the influence arising from the fact of having custody of that person is punished in the same manner as prescribed in Article 176.

(2) A person who engages in sexual intercourse, etc. with another person under eighteen years of age by taking advantage of the influence arising from the fact of having custody of that person is punished in the same manner as prescribed in Article 177.

(Attempts)

Article 180 Any attempt to commit the crimes prescribed in Articles 176 through the preceding Article is punished.

(Indecency through Compulsion Causing Death or Injury)

Article 181 (1) A person who commits a crime prescribed under Article 176, paragraph (1) of Article 178, paragraph (1) of Article 179, or any attempt to commit the crimes mentioned above, and thereby causes the death or injury of another person is punished by imprisonment for life or for a definite term of not less than 3 years.

(2) A person who commits a crime prescribed under Article 177, paragraph (2) of Article 178, paragraph (2) of Article 179, or any attempt to commit the crimes mentioned above, and thereby causes the death or injury of another person is punished by imprisonment for life or for a definite term of not less than 6 years.

(Inducement to Illicit Intercourse)

Article 182 A person who, for the purpose of profit, induces a female who does not do so habitually to engage in sexual intercourse, is punished by imprisonment for not more than 3 years or a fine of not more than 300,000 yen.

Now, I am not a lawyer, judge, or other civil servant of the Japanese government well-versed in their laws, but I do read and interpret Canadian tax law for a living, so I can understand what these articles in their penal code are about, plus I have read numerous articles about these and other laws of Japan throughout writing this fic. However, there is no codified statutory definition for what articles 176, and 178-181 mean when they say "indecent act", which leaves it in a grey area very much open to the interpretation of the judicial system and I do not have a background in Japanese case law to have an understanding of the precedences that have been set through their courts. Has what Mineta has committed through the touching at the USJ and then the sports festival (and possibly when he bounced into Mina's boobs during the Joint Training that hasn't happened yet in their timeline) enough to be considered as forcibly committing an indecent act through assault upon another person? Maybe. The problem with that, though, is Article 208 of the Penal Code.

(Assault)

Article 208 When a person assaults another person without injuring the other person, the person is punished by imprisonment for not more than 2 years, a fine of not more than 300,000 yen, penal detention or a petty fine.

This seems cut and dry, but the issue is that, like with the term "indecent act", "assault" also has no statutory definition in Japanese law. It is then left open to interpretation as to what an assault legally is at the discretion of the public prosecutors and judges. The only thing they have is that if an assault happens, here's the punishment. Because of that, Mineta's attempted peeping on them in the locker room and the hot springs you'd have to strain your eyes to try to see how he's legally done anything criminal there, especially as the woefully under-defined Article 208 falls within Chapter XXVII - Criminal Injury.

However, all of the above falls apart because of my point number 2.) the articles of the Penal Code dealing with self-defence.

Chapter VII Actions not Constituting Crimes and Reduction or Remission of Punishment

[Ignoring Article 35]

(Self-Defense)

Article 36 (1) An act a person was compelled to take to protect the rights of oneself or any other person against imminent and unlawful infringement is not punishable.

(2) An act exceeding the limits of self-defense may lead to the punishment being reduced or may exculpate the offender in light of the circ*mstances.

(Necessity)

Article 37 (1) An act a person was compelled to take to avert a present danger to the life, body, liberty or property of oneself or any other person is not punishable only when the harm produced by such act does not exceed the harm to be averted;provided, however, that an act causing excessive harm may lead to the punishment being reduced or may exculpate the offender in light of the circ*mstances.

(2) The preceding paragraph does not apply to a person under special professional obligation.

In every single instance of Mineta's cases of potential indecent acts upon another by way of assault and even his ones that don't count as that but are still him being a creep via attempting to peep on naked/changing girls, the response to his actions goes way too far to work as self-defence in Japan based on a criteria of exceeding self-defence or “only when the harm produced by such act does not exceed the harm to be averted”. Because this is Shonen manga and Mineta is a gag character. Seeing physical violence enacted upon him as consequence for his perverted antics is funny. It's entertaining. That's how it goes. He’s been violently harmed by the party he wronged. For the purposes of a gag character in a shonen series, that’s sufficient.

I am confident that were they brought forward to the judicial system, every since instance of Mineta's presumed violations of Article 176 of the Penal Code would be dismissed and the girls themselves may even find themselves in court being prosecuted for the vague charge of assault under Article 208 cited above, Article 203, or Article 204.

Chapter XXVI Crimes of Homicide

(Homicide)

Article 199 A person who kills another person is punished by the death penalty or imprisonment for life or for a definite term of not less than 5 years.

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(Attempts)

Article 203 Any attempt to commit the crimes prescribed under Article 199 and the preceding Article is punished.

Chapter XXVII Criminal Injury

(Injury)

Article 204 A person who causes another person to suffer injury is punished by imprisonment for not more than 15 years or a fine of not more than 500,000 yen.

Tsu was suffocating Mineta via drowning at the USJ after the boob touch, after the original very hard slam onto the deck of the yacht in response to the head lean. That could potentially be attempted homicide. Momo (seemingly) repeatedly struck him in the face, causing him injury, while she suffered none. Kyoka stabbed him in the eye. Kota cannot be prosecuted because Article 41 says you can't punish him for pushing Mineta off a wall because he's under 14.

Mineta cannot face consequences from the authority figures, because acknowledging what he does means acknowledging what the girls did, not in self-defence, but in retaliation, and that is worse. Although we are an English-speaking audience consuming the product, it was made by a Japanese mangaka primarily for a Japanese audience, and we cannot impose our standards upon another country's right to create and enforce their own laws. Our laws; our standards, as Canadians, Americans, British, Australians, New Zealanders, other anglosphere, latinosphere, and other western/north-central Europeans have to take a back seat. Were Mineta to happen in one of our countries, things would (hopefully) be different, because our cultures and laws are different. But I'm not writing a MHA fic that takes place with students from Winnipeg, Edmonton, Vancouver, Victoria, Whitehorse, Yellowknife, Halifax, Gander, St. John's, Montreal, Gatineau, Ottawa, Trois-Rivieres, Thunder Bay, and Toronto all going to a hero school in Kingston. I'm still writing about Japanese kids going to a Japanese hero high school where the adults are not as competent as they should be because plot. There are issues; I'll try to address them, but I'm not waving a wand imposing our laws on them to make myself feel culturally superior to them. I’m working within the framework of the country this takes place in, and never mind that it’s set in the future that looks suspiciously similar to the present but with Quirks, it was written by an author of today who did not go into detail as to the exact wording of legislation or changes to Japan’s Penal Code. That’s not his target audience. Without specific mentions of anything to the contrary, I must assume that Japanese law outside of Quirk-related laws are identical to the laws as they are today in 2022.

So, with all of that taken into account, Mineta likely couldn’t face any legal repercussions for his actions because of the ambiguous language of the law and the actions the girls took against him in retaliation for his harassment. And before anyone mentions Article 37, paragraph (2), these are students without licences that would give them that special professional obligation. It’s the same basic premise for why what goes down in Hosu causes Chief Tsurugame to bark at the boys. Because they were not licensed, and caused excessive injury to Stain (it would need to be argued in a court as to whether or not their actions were necessary and/or excessive, but given that we never saw a trial for Stain and he was just locked away in Tartarus the whole time, I’m not sure exactly how functional their judicial system even is or if it’s degraded to being arrested and going directly to jail. Do not pass Go, do not collect $200), Tsurugame needed to have a talk with the boys for going against the law despite how the result was in the public interest.

Notes:

This was supposed to just go in the end note, but it ended up being over twice as long as those end-of-chapter notes allow! Anyway, that’s all from me for now. See you next chapter for some more post-episode shenanigans!

Chapter 30: Lab Rats

Summary:

In which Class 1-A and their three companions from Class 1-B go through Quirk training with Principal Nezu, and feel like they're the ones being experimented on.

Notes:

The second half of the chapter has been re-written from its original form, toning down Nezu's sad*stic Tomb of Horrors dungeon run of instant death to a laser tag sensation before being removed from the labyrinth to simulate death.

(See the end of the chapter for more notes.)

Chapter Text

As the students finally filed out of the Maple Theatre at the end of another lecture from their teachers, fortunately this time not as embarrassing a class but still one that had them contemplating some heavy topics and grumbling about how laws were stupid. Mina groaned. “We’re first year high school students! Is getting lectured about the Penal Code really something in our curriculum? That feels like it’s some kind of university law course, or should at the very least wait until we’re second or third years.”

“Ashido! We are all aspiring to be outstanding heroes,” Tenya chided her. “It is absolutely imperative that we are familiar with criminal law!”

“But isn’t our job going to just be rescuing people and if someone specifically uses their Quirk to hurt people or property we detain them for the police to actually arrest them?” Denki asked, putting the heels of his hands into his eyes. “Why would we need to know all about the non-Quirk stuff? We’re like, Quirk-use peace officers or something. Regular crime’s not our job, right? Some guy goes in and robs a bank with a gun, not a gun Quirk, that’s the police’s job, right?”

“Regular crime is our job, too, Kaminari,” Momo replied. “The major differences between us and the police are our authority to use our Quirks in official capacity and how we are not authorized to conduct arrests. If a villain holds up a bank or jewelry store, it does not matter whether they are carrying a knife or a gun or using a Quirk. It is still our responsibility to apprehend them until the police are capable of conducting the arrest and—”

“Arg, yeah, I get it, fine,” Denki interrupted her.

“f*ckin’ waste of time is what that was,” Katsuki growled, hands firmly in his pockets. “Who gives a sh*t whether they’re using their Quirk or not? I’ll blow all those stinkin’ villains sky high all the same.”

“But most of us have our provisional licenses,” Izuku said, ignoring what Katsuki said and turning towards Mina and Denki. “So since we could be out in the field and would have the authority to act if we get work studies, knowing what’s actually against the law and what isn’t is kind of essential.”

“Yeah, but my big suck brain doesn’t have to like it,” Denki groaned. He sighed. “Man, I’m probably going to forget all of that by the time I wake up in the morning. You were taking notes, Midoriya, right? Can I borrow them?”

“They’re a little slapdash at the moment, Kaminari,” Izuku replied. “But if I spend a bit of time going over them tonight, I can have them ready for you to borrow tomorrow if you’d like. Oh, thinking of notes, Kendo, Yaoyorozu.” The orange-haired girl looked towards him from where she had just been chatting with Tetsutetsu, and Momo glanced his way. “Would you be free a bit tonight after whatever afternoon training we’re doing? I’d like to brainstorm some Quirk training plans to start on tomorrow morning.”

Itsuka nodded. “Sure. Sounds fun.”

“I believe that that is an excellent idea, Midoriya,” Momo agreed.

“Any way I can get in on that?” Ochaco asked. “I’m still trying to come up with a super move like what Mr. Aizawa wanted us to do at the training camp.”

Eijiro looked at her in surprise. “You don’t have a super move yet?” he asked. “I thought for sure you would have by now.”

Ochaco shook her head. “No, I was more preoccupied with making myself more accustomed to using my Quirk on myself so I wouldn’t get so nauseous all the time when I do it. I can hardly call making myself weightless a super move.” She sighed. “And watching these videos of the past and the sports festival, it’s starting to make me feel inadequate again.”

“Don’t talk about yourself that way, Ochaco,” Tsuyu said. “I won’t stand for you badmouthing my friends. Apologize to my friend Ochaco for saying things like that about her.”

Ochaco turned bright red in embarrassment at how Tsuyu had forcefully reprimanded her. “Wha--? What are you talking about? I’m not…”

“I haven’t forgotten how you took down Toga in the forest that night, ribbit,” Tsuyu stated. “You’re amazing, Ochaco, so don’t talk about yourself that way.”

Hanta nodded. “Yeah, and you, me, ‘n Midoriya rocked it during the first part of the licensing exam,” he told her. “We couldn’t have done it without you.”

“You didn’t just roll over and die in the first round, so grow a f*cking spine, Uraraka,” Katsuki growled. Ochaco was even more startled by his words than anyone else’s. Especially since he even called her by her name instead of a derogatory insult like Round Face or Pink Cheeks, and since when had he ever given anybody anything resembling encouragement? Granted he had already done so at least a couple of times since they had arrived on this island, but it still felt like the number of times he’s offered encouragement could be counted on one hand.

“Uh… sure…” were the only words her rattled brain could find to answer him with.

“You’re all meandering too slowly,” Aizawa spoke up behind them, pinching the bridge of his nose. He had woken up several minutes into the presentation and lecture that Principal Nezu had begun on Japanese criminal law going over the Penal Code, and had been given a few glasses of water by Kamimoto who stuck around because it was an interesting topic. “Hurry up and get changed and get to the training facility.”

“Right! I’m heading to the lab now!” Mei declared. “I gotta finish work on those babies for you, Iida. Bye-byeeee.”

“Uh, Mr. Aizawa, are you sure you’re okay to supervise us?” Izuku cautiously asked. Aizawa sent a look his way, but his teacher’s gaze was off by about thirty centimetres. The man had only recently woken up from having conked out because of the drinking game he and Midnight had been playing. “M-maybe you should just take it easy for today. I’m sure we’d be fine with just All Might and the principal watching us.”

“I do believe your new classroom representative is right, Eraser Head,” Principal Nezu remarked as the animal in a suit walked upright in the hall alongside them, surprisingly keeping pace while on just his two feet. “Why don’t you take the rest of the afternoon off to recover. All Might and myself will be able to handle supervision.”

Izuku gulped. Aizawa was giving the wall beside him a hard look, as if telling it that it was his fault he got his boss involved, but ultimately, Class 1-A’s homeroom teacher obeyed his boss’ order and backed off to head to his room.

“So now we have the Principal supervising our Quirk training?” Tetsutetsu asked, watching Aizawa leave. “Heck yeah! After that lecture, I wanna know what a practical class taught by him’s gonna be like.”

Denki and Mina shared looks of horror.

Principal Nezu was smiling quite happily to himself as Toshinori looked like he was about to be sick at the carnage in front of him. Neither of them had been to the summer training camp, but they were both aware that the purpose of the camp, besides having the students develop super moves, was to strengthen their Quirks through continued use at their maximum potential to force them to gain in strength and power.

And with them being on an island where they had been granted temporary immortality, and the nurse on said island had the ability to heal them in a manner more closely akin to magic opposed to Recovery Girl’s Quirk that relied on the patient’s own stamina, well, Nezu would be a fool not to completely and totally abuse the sh*t out of it.

Incidentally, it was discovered that Ochaco Uraraka did, in fact, puke rainbow vomit, much to the young lady’s dismay and wild statements to the contrary that it had never happened before.

“The abilities of this Quirk Training Gym are quite magnificent, wouldn’t you agree, All Might?” Nezi asked, sitting in front of a control panel on the gym’s wall, manipulating everything within the gym at his leisure. “Why, with only a few keystrokes I can manipulate reality as I wish within this space. It’s quite marvelous.”

All Toshinori could do was nod in agreement, not daring to speak out against the principal. He’d even requested L’falmo’s presence instead of sending the students to the medical station, so that she’d be on-hand to fix them up immediately. Toshinori had hoped after the first few minutes that the catgirl magic doctor would fix Nezu a stern look and chide him for recklessly endangering the students, but no, she seemed to be having fun using her magic to patch them up for constantly going Plus Ultra. This was probably the biggest workout she and her healing magic had gotten in a while and she was revelling being in her element.

Once Nezu had started making sixteen tonne weights materialize and drop down from the ceiling, Toshinori knew that these kids were in for a rough time, far rougher than when Shota had been using it that morning. Amahi Kamimoto, for her part, was just as shocked. She’d swung by after dropping off the materials Hatsume had requested, and was staring in awe at what was going on in here.

“I had no idea the gym could do this,” she muttered as Kaminari screamed, running away from an Albertosaurus that Koda was trying to control with his Anivoice. Uraraka was trying to use her Quirk to remove gravity’s pull from the sixteen tonne weight that Midoriya was just barely keeping from crushing himself by using One For All at fifteen percent. The weight was far too much for the girl with Zero Gravity to remove it, and fifteen percent was more than Midoriya’s body was currently capable of handling without breaking, even if it seemed like sixteen tonnes was nothing compared to that amount of One For All. Fortunately, L’falmo seemed to have put something on Midoriya that was healing his limbs as quickly as they were breaking under the power, as well as doing something that was forcibly curing Uraraka’s nausea. She still wasn’t floating the weight, but she wasn’t vomiting the visible light spectrum anymore. Yaoyorozu was making a face as she devoured bacon-wrapped chocolate bars while creating osmium ingots out of her arm, dropping them in a barrel that Ashido was constantly creating acid into to prevent the formation of osmium tetraoxide gas that'd poison everyone, while on the other hand trying to melt another one of those tetrahedral cast iron sixteen tonne weights. Bakugo was being forced to dodge and attempt to blow them up or knock them off course as they materialized and were kinetically thrown at him from all directions, and most of the other students were using their Quicks as best as they could to dodge or attempt to block the flying weights as best as they could, and Kirishima and Tetsutetsu took it as a challenge to their respective hardening Quirks.

“Well f*ck me for not being a super genius, I guess,” Kamimoto said, unable to tear her eyes away from the scene as Kendo broke her fist teaming up with a sugar-high Sato trying to punch a weight to deflect it, just barely succeeding in not getting crushed, and L’falmo hit both of the two students with Cure spells seconds later to heal their injuries right up.

“This is so much worse than cannon dodgeball!!!” Mineta screamed, running away from a rolling weight, throwing Pop Off balls behind him, and only succeeding in slowing it down as the weight stuck to the balls, then continued rolling as the maple floorboards of that side of the gym were ripped up, stuck to the balls, and moved along with the weight. Soon it was just a mass of destruction, tearing the ground out and mulching it up as it rolled and bounced along after Mineta. “I promise I’ll never touch a girl without their permission again, even in a non-sexual way! Even accidentally! Even if they get bumped into me on the train and it’s completely out of my control!”

“Run sideways, dude!” Kaminari screamed, deking away from the snapping jaws of the Albertosaurus that roared throughout the room. “You’re gonna get crushed!”

“Please, stop, my dinosaur friend! Kaminari is not food! If you eat him, he’ll probably give you a stomach ache!”

“Just hold on, Izuku!” Uraraka yelled. “I’ll get this… off… somehow! Plus Ultra!”

“If I… increase the percentage… I can push it off, Ochaco.”

“You’re a f*cking psycho, rat!” Bakugo shouted as he narrowly avoided being pancaked into a wall by one of the weights flying around. “f*ck it, AP SHOT!” Concentrating an explosion in the centre of his palm, Bakugo fired a blast that managed to pierce the weight cleanly. “Ha ha! FUUCK!!!” Unfortunately for him, his blast only made it part of the way through the weight, but it did knock it away enough that instead of getting a full-body slam, the weight only clipped his left leg, shattering the bone.

“Cure!”

Little blue motes of magical light swirled off of L’falmo’s staff and flew up to Bakugo as he grit his teeth while remaining airborne, and they whirled around before absorbing themselves into his mangled leg, turning it good as new.

“DAMMIT! I’M GONNA BLOW ALL THESE f*ckING WEIGHTS AWAY YOU DAMN RODENT PRINCIPAL!”

“Bakugo! Speaking to Principal Nezu like that is highly inappropriate!”

“BITE ME, FOUR EYES! DAMMIT, ICY-HOT! THAT ONE WAS MINE!”

A wall of ice had risen from where Todoroki was standing, his Heaven Piercing Ice Wall managing to absorb three of the careening sixteen-tonne weights. Giant shards of ice that the weights tore free from the super move as they smashed their way into the ice until they stopped fell to the ground, and Todoroki’s left side erupted into flames. “Bakugo! The ice!”

“DON’T GIVE ME ORDERS!” the currently pink-haired bomber raged, nevertheless turning his attention towards the falling ice and blasting explosions from his hands. “DIE!”

Jiro looked up, feeling drops of warm water land on her nose. Todoroki was blasting fire at one of the ice shards, but it didn’t seem to be melting fast enough and it was heading right for her!

“Recipro Burst!”

Suddenly she was in Iida’s arms as the former class rep carried her away a few seconds before what was left of the ice shard, still twice her size and sweating as the heat from Todoroki’s flames were still melting it, crashed into the ground where she’d been standing. “T-thanks, Iida.”

Monoma stared incredulously at how Bakugo had just been acting, blowing a piece of ice that had been as big as a car into tiny shards before they could hit Sero just after the black-haired youth had landed while avoiding a different weight. “He’s actually working together and protecting his classmates?” Monoma mumbled in shock. “Since when did he get character development?”

“Coming through!” Kaminari yelled, shoulder-checking Monoma as he ran by. Monoma spun around, falling face-first on the ground, and was about to shout a scathing rebuke at Kaminari, the ground shuddered as the theropod chasing the electric boy stepped down less than a metre away from his prone form. Words died in his throat as the small tyrannosaurid (in comparison to the T-Rex at least) roared as it continued its chase after Kaminari.

“Stop! Stop my dinosaur friend!” Koda continued to call after it, trying to exert his will as much as possible into his voice. “Stop chasing Kaminari!”

The Albertosaurus slowed and stopped, Kaminari stopping himself and turning around, and Monoma remaining where he was prone on the ground as he paid attention to what Class A’s animal whisperer was doing. After a second of staring at Kaminari, the dinosaur turned around and looked at Koda. It observed Koda for a couple of seconds before it roared directly at Koda and lunged for him. Koda squealed and turned on a dime. “Wait! No! I didn’t mean you should start chasing me!”

“This is far more intense than the Beast’s Forest Pixie Bob made us go through,” Shoji commented, keeping eyes and ears everywhere to avoid any of the flying weights and the rampaging dinosaur. “Where’s Hagakure?”

Clinging to a wall, Asui looked around and loudly asked, “Has anyone seen Hagakure?”

“You’re seriously asking us if we’ve seen an invisible girl!?” Kaminari cried.

“Her clothes are over there on the ground,” Yaoyorozu stated, gesturing with the hand holding the disgusting marriage of bacon and chocolate. “But where she actually is, I don’t know.”

“Great, so she got naked and f*cked off!” Uraraka griped.

“Language, Uraraka!”

“Put a cork in it, Iida! Why don’t you try lifting a sixteen tonne weight!”

“Now that I think about it, has anybody seen Aoyama?” Midoriya asked, trying to look around while fighting through the pain of his bones and muscles breaking, healing, and breaking again under the strain of fifteen percent of One For All and the sixteen tonne weight he was lifting above his head.

“Frenchie sh*t his pants earlier trying to blast one of the weights like an idiot!” Bakugo shouted from above. “He’s out!”

“I haven’t f*cked off Uraraka!” Hagakure’s voice called from the midst of the pandemonium. “I’m just doing my best to not be noticed!”

Toshinori glanced towards Nezu again as the animal principal continued to very calmly manipulate the control panel in front of him, with an unsettling smile on his face. “Uh, how much longer do you plan on keeping this up, sir?”

“Only for another fifty minutes or so,” Nezu hummed. “I’m already almost finished my plan on how to keep our little heroes occupied for the next hour after that.”

Kamimoto winced and glanced at her phone. “Aw sh*t. Looks like Hatsume’s already blown herself up. L’falmo! I’m grabbing A’nita to go check on the workshop!”

“Understood! Cure!”

As Kamimoto walked away, Toshinori wasn’t entirely sure that he wanted to stick around to see what Nezu’s plan for after whatever this was was finished. "Whatever you're planning, it's not…too sad*stic, is it, sir? They may not be able to die on the island, but they can still feel pain. We're just lucky none of them have been crushed by one of these weights yet. I'd hate for them to receive any mental trauma from being, practically speaking, killed by a training exercise."

Nezu paused for a moment before looking up at Toshinori. "Hm… you are quite right, All Might. Dear me, I had nearly forgotten that. Having unlimited freedom must have made me forget that these are our heroic young students and not despicablehumans for me to vent upon. Thank you, All Might, for not letting my sadism get the better of me and create a death maze."

Toshinori was still hesitant over hearing the principal's words. "Sir! Did you just say a 'death maze'!?"

Nezu happily hummed as his paws went gliding over the keyboard in front of him. "Oh, I'm still making it; but thank you for reminding me of our students' fragile psyches. I'll scale down the 'death' part to something much more acceptable."

“Is it over?” Rikido asked, kneeling on the ground and panting. “It’s gotta be over, right?”

“The weights have stopped flying at least,” Momo replied, holding a hand to her lips. She had had as much as she could take of those absolutely conflicting monstrosities of fat and sugar. Bacon was good. Chocolate was good. However, they were two different extremes between savoury and sweet that should never have been mixed in such an unholy way as bacon-wrapped chocolate bars. Fortunately, she didn’t seem to be feeling any side-effects from creating osmium almost non-stop for an hour, but the rich girl didn’t know if she’d have any room for supper, even after having vomited once because of an incident that happened.

“Oh thank goodness,” Ochaco said, collapsed on her back next to Izuku. She never did manage to make it weightless, but she felt like, maybe, she had managed to take away around… a quarter of its weight? So she might be up to four metric tonnes? It was an interesting development, since she’d always felt her Quirk was all or nothing. That still meant that Izuku was holding up twelve tonnes above his head, which, damn, that's just impressive no matter how you slice it.

“The freaking dinosaur’s gone too,” Toru panted from where she stood, having retrieved her gym clothes which, like during the sports festival to Tenya’s consternation, had not included underwear. Like the weights, the Albertosaurus had vanished into nothingness with but a few keystrokes on Principal Nezu’s part once their white-furred master called for a brief respite.

Koji massaged his throat. “At least it… stopped chasing us…” he said, never having managed to fully place it under his control, but still getting it to stop trying to attack them. “Fortunately, I think it was only playing.”

“That thing was playing!?” Denki yelped. “It almost had me in its mouth, like, a dozen times!”

“Dinosaurs like that are way faster than people,” Itsuka commented, hands on her knees and ponytail damp with sweat. “Trust me. Set’s got a crazy love of dinosaurs. If it had actually wanted to eat you, it would’ve eaten you.”

“Hooray,” Mina cheered with little enthusiasm. Her arms were stinging from making acid non-stop for the past hour, and the stuff she had been using to melt the weights was stronger stuff than what she had been using against the rocks. Her UA gym clothes were also charred in a number of places, much like Momo’s. “Thanks Yaomomo, never would have been able to do that without you reminding me that I was trying to melt iron. Was getting panicky.”

“Well, it’s good to know that you’re able to create hydrochloric acid specifically,” Momo replied. She then sent a stern gaze towards a certain individual. “However, it would have been better if some people had been paying attention!”

“Oh, so this is the thanks I get for saving you?” Neito asked in irritation. “That weight was coming right for you! If I hadn’t copied Bakugo’s Quirk—”

“I was melting a solid iron weight with hydrochloric acid!” Mina retorted. “Look, I may not be the smartest cookie in the jar, but I at least know a thing or two about chemistry, and that kind of reaction makes hydrogen gas! What’d you think was going to happen if you set off an explosion that close to where Yaomomo and I were?”

“It was all part of my plan! The explosion from Bakugo’s Quirk and the igniting hydrogen gas created a big enough blast to blow the weight away!”

“And blow us away, too!” Mina shouted.

“I honestly wasn’t expecting a live re-enactment of the Hindenburg disaster today,” Hanta said.

“At least nobody’s hurt,” Tetsutetsu shrugged. That much was very true. L’falmo had been present the whole time, healing everyone of the injuries they sustained with her magic without tiring in the slightest.

“I shant be healing you all until the end of the next phase,” L’falmo said, turning on her heel and striding over to where the principal was still sitting with an unsettled All Might.

“Wait, what do you mean by that?” Tenya asked.

“You mean there’s gonna be more?” Denki murmured.

“Miss Ubahn!” Tenya continued. “If training is going to continue at this intense pace, shouldn’t you be present to deal with additional injuries?”

“Try not to get injured, then, so that my healing magic is unnecessary,” the cat-woman answered, only just glancing back and flicking her tail up, as if she was trying to tickle Tenya’s nose with the bushy black tip of the mulberry-furred appendage.

“I’ve got a bad feeling about this,” Mashiro muttered.

Denki whirled around to the young man with the tail. “Why’d you have to go and say that?”

“Uh, how bad of a situation are we looking at?” Minoru asked.

Izuku sat up and gulped. “Well, uh… given how Kaminari and Ashido’s final exam went, and the smile on Principal Nezu’s face…”

Ochaco didn’t even rise from her position on her back. “We are so dead.”

“Poppyco*ck!” Principal Nezu cheerily countered from his seat. “The rules of this island state that it’s impossible for you to die. Even so, thanks to All Might's timely reminder, the traps I had prepared that would have been fatal under normal circ*mstances have been replaced with harmless buzzers."

"Traps!?" Mina cried.

"…should you be unfortunate enough to trigger one, you'll be considered 'killed' and will be teleported right next to us! We’re starting now, by the way!”

“Wait! Aoyama’s not back yet!” Izuku shouted, holding his hand out in front of him before he and almost everybody else screamed in surprise as thick stone walls rose out from the ground all around them, going straight up to the ceiling and casting everything into darkness.

In the pitch blackness, an inhuman roar started to rumble from within the group. “Dark Shadow! Calm yourself!” Fumikage ordered his Quirk, feeling it growing larger and far more powerful in the darkness that surrounded them.

“Todoroki, Bakugo, give us some light,” Izuku said

“Got it,” Shoto replied, lighting up his left hand, while Katsuki barked, “Don’t give me orders!” Even so, the explosive youth held out his hands and started making small explosions like tiny firecrackers continuously going off. It was enough to provide a little bit of light to gauge their surroundings, as well as tame Dark Shadow down into about twice its normal size.

“I’ll make some lanterns for us,” Momo stated, a patch of skin on her stomach starting to glow after she undid the front of her UA gym top. "I'm making them oil lanterns, so Todoroki, I could use your help to light them.”

“Got it,” Shoto replied.

Hanta scratched his head and looked around in the light from Shoto’s flames and Katsuki’s small explosions while Denki and Mina cowered, recalling their final exam practical against the principal. “Man, Principal Nezu’s really outdone himself with this one,” Hanta said. “Big stone walls all around us with only a straight path forward.”

“So we’re in a labyrinth, then?” Itsuka asked aloud.

“Correct, Miss Kendo!” All twenty-two of the hero course students assembled jumped as Principal Nezu’s voice spoke, sounding like it was coming from nowhere and everywhere simultaneously. “Technically speaking, this is not the unicursal type labyrinth depicted in classical antiquity, but a multicursal type. You must therefore traverse the labyrinth and find the exit. You have one hour. Good luck, students, and be mindful of the obstacles!”

“Nooooooo!” Mina cried, grabbing fistfuls of her hair.

“It’s our final exam all over again!” Denki wailed, head hung low on his hands and knees.

“Aren’t they taking this a little hard?” Tetsutetsu asked. “It’s not like the principal would make this impossible. Tokage and Kendo were able to pass his practical exam.”

“Barely,” Itsuka sighed. “If it wasn’t for me chucking her into the sky as hard as I could and her using her Quirk to float her head over the gate we wouldn’t have.”

“But he was playing nice that time!” Denki argued. “He’s got no restrictions now! He can kill us and won’t have to worry about us dying!”

"The principal said that All Might made sure he didn't put anything lethal in our way," Tenya reminded them. "We must be thankful for that."

"But he didn't say anything about very painfulnon-lethal traps!" Denki countered.

“Shut up!” Katsuki shouted, making many of them flinch. “Yap yap yap, so the principal gets to take the kiddie gloves off, big deal! All we gotta do is crush everything he sends at us and head straight for the exit! I’m getting out of here!” Katsuki turned away from where Denki was snivelling on the ground. “Follow me or not, I don’t care, but I’m not scared of whatever the rat’s got in store for us.” With a huff for good measure, Katsuki started to move down the hall, continuously popping small explosions to light his way.

Kyoka scowled while Eijiro got up and rushed after Katsuki after grabbing one of the oil lamps Momo made. “You remind me of the babe.”

Shoto looked at her. “What babe?”

Kyoka gave Shoto a vaguely curious look. “The babe with the power.”

“What power?”

“The power of voodoo.”

“Who do?” Shoto asked, co*cking his head to the side, not quite sure that he heard her correctly.

“You do.”

“Do what?”

“Nope!” Kyoka threw her hands up, shaking her head. “No. No way, there is no way. How do you know this?”

“How does Todoroki kno—”

Toru’s question was cut off by a faint click, a sound like an electronic pew noise, and a sudden beam of red light that struck Katsuki in the side of his pink-haired head. He gruffly started to say, "What was th—" before being cut off by his own body vibrating in time to a new noise ofdudududududududududududuuuuuuuuh… and then he bliped away in a flash of green light to the tone ofdo-do-dop!

The whole group of now twenty-one students blinked and stared at the space Katsuki had been in with their mouths open in silence until it was broken by Mezo asking, "Did Bakugo just get laser tagged out of here?"

“Correct! Katsuki Bakugo has been retired,” Nezu’s voice cheerily announced. “Oh dear. Losing one of your strongest members so soon? I hope you’ll still be able to overcome the obstacles in your path without him.”

Izuku swore he could faintly hear Katsuki’s voice coming through the wall, screaming that the pressure plate was “f*cking bullsh*t” but he must have imagined it. There was no way Katsuki’s voice was loud enough to carry through a thick stone wall like that.

“Well, at least it's not like what happened during our final exam!” Mina said, looking at Denki and feeling a bit excited again.

"Yeah!" he agreed. "If the worst we have to deal with is getting hit by a laser and vibrating a bit before being poofed out of here, this is going to be a cakewalk."

Tenya’s face turned hard. “Ashido! Kaminari! We should take any and all of the principal's training seriously! He explicitly stated that he is holding back thanks to All Might's intervention! Imagine if he hadn't spoken up.”

Momo felt her stomach turn as she shared looks with Tenya, Izuku, Ochaco, and Tsuyu. It was Tsuyu who finished Tenya’s thought. “Recovery Girl did say during Mina’s exam that the principal used to be the subject of horrible experiments by humans in the past, and that things like the final exam were his way of venting resentment and revenge, ribbit.”

“We really would have been f*cked, then,” Itsuka lamented.

“Kendo!” Tenya gasped. “That—”

“IIDA! SHUT!” Mina shouted.

“Standing around isn’t going to get us anywhere,” Izuku said, picking up one of the lanterns Momo had made that Shoto had lit. His eyes swept the hall in front of them, taking in the paving stones on the floor and the stone brick walls, seemingly without mortar and being held together just by the weight of the stone itself. He slowly walked towards Eijiro. The corridor by itself was about twenty feet wide, so not all twenty of them could fit if they were going to try walking abreast. “Yaoyorozu, do you think you could make some poles? We could use them to check for any more pressure plates or tripwires the principal may have placed in front of us.”

“Not a problem, Midoriya,” his classmate replied. “But, Bakugo…”

“I’m sure he’s fine,” Izuku replied. “You heard what the principal said.”

“Yeah, but he’s probably pissed as all hell that he was the first one to 'die',” Hanta laughed, using his fingers to air quote. “Anyone want to bet on him wanting to try this maze again?”

“Bakugo’s pride will not suffer a wound like this,” Fumikage answered him. “To bet otherwise would be most foolish.”

“He’ll probably try to run it all night until he solos this thing,” Rikido chuckled, the surprise of their bomber getting taken out in the opening seconds starting to wear off now.

“If it keeps him out of our hair for the evening I’m fine with that,” Ochaco grumbled.

Eijiro picked up one of the poles Momo was creating and tossed it to Izuku. “Here. Let's work together to spring any more pressure plates or tripwires before we spot them.”

“Yeah,” Denki agreed, grabbing another pole Momo made.

“Will it be that simple, though?” Neito wondered. “I’m sure the principal’s smarter than that?”

“Huh?” Tetsutetsu asked.

“Do you think the principal would riddle this place with traps that could be detected with just a pole?” Neito clarified. “It’s probable that the plate Bakugo stepped on was rigged with a weight limit; anything that weighed less than that wouldn’t activate it.”

“Maybe Uraraka could try floating all of us!” Mina proposed. “That way, none of us are touching the ground.”

“Someone would still need to be on the ground to pull or push everyone who’s floating, though,” Ochaco said. “And I don’t think Yaoyorozu can make everybody jetpacks like what Hatsume made for the sports festival.”

“At this stage, trying to make twenty jetpacks like that might be a bit of a stretch,” Momo conceded as she continued to make more lightweight hollow aluminum poles. “I could, but it would probably take me out of the running for the rest of the hour. Thinking of, Bakugo and Midoriya were both right. We don’t have time to be standing around here.”

“But the whole corridor could be booby trapped!” Minoru exclaimed.

“Such are the perils of being a hero,” Tenya stated.

Mezo nodded. “If we think about this like what All Might was saying in our first heroics lesson, then essentially we’re in a villain’s hideout. A secret underground lair.”

“And the thing about lairs is that traps are dangerous not just to invaders, but to the inhabitants as well, ribbit,” Tsuyu added. “If we think about it logically, only places that a villain really wouldn’t want people to go would be booby trapped. Everywhere else that’s high traffic would just be a pain to either memorize where all the traps are or have to disable and enable the traps all the time.”

Neito sighed. “Well, I suppose we can try the pole thing, but I wouldn’t put it past the principal to have thought of a counter to it.”

“Ah, don’t worry about it,” Tetsutetsu said with a laugh. “How ‘bout Kirishima and I take point. We’ll keep using our Quirks the whole way down; it’s not so hard to keep it up when you’re not takin’ hits constantly. If you’re right and the pole plan’s a dud, we’ve got the best chance o’ surviving.”

"Surviving what?" Toru asked. "It was just a laser tag shot."

"That's likely a stand-in for what Principal Nezu originally put in place," Itsuka stated. "Since we can't die on the island, after the stuff we were just doing I'd bet whatever the principal had in mind would have been enough toactually kill us if he prepared such an elaborate setup. If that's the case, maybe Kirishima and Tetsutetsu being hit by the laser shot won't be enough to classify them as 'dead' and get warped out?"

Neito shrugged and shook his head as Tetsutetsu took the pole that Izuku was holding. “C-come on everybody!” Izuku called. “UA first years, move out!”

“Right!”

“Morons,” Bakugo clicked his tongue, fully healed and sulking in rage as he watched from a screen that Nezu had made appear out of nowhere. “Took ‘em long enough to get moving.”

Nezu nodded his head, the smile not once leaving his face. “When facing an unknown situation it is valuable to take precautions,” he stated. “Though given the time limit, I do hope that they are able to advance an adequate distance before it expires.”

“Do you not expect them to escape the maze within the hour, sir?” Toshinori asked.

“There is the possibility that they will be able to,” Nezu replied. “But if they go too slowly and too cautiously, they certainly won’t. They will have to evaluate how much risk they are willing to take. Consider it to be similar to the exercise you first put them through on the first day of classes, All Might. If one were to slowly and methodically search every room in the building, their time would expire and the villains would win. The only differences here are the number and of booby traps that I have prepared for them. Oh this will be quite fun. I do hope some of them take up my offer for late night Dungeons and Dragons. I am glad that the brand managed to survive since the societal upheaval caused by the rise of Quirks.”

Toshinori saw Bakugo narrow his eyes as the boy also caught on to what the principal said. “Only differences? Does that mean you also put villains in there for them to face?”

Nezu sat back to watch, lifting his cup of Yorkshire Gold to his lips. “In a manner of speaking.”

The traps that they encountered along their path forward were, thankfully, not ones that the principal had designed such that they couldn’t be defeated through tapping the ground in front of them with sticks. Several times there were some close calls, such as when Tetsutetsu missed tapping one of the paving stones with the pole and stepped forward, and the entire group jumped in shock when the laser sound came out of nowhere and cut a line in front of Kyoka before striking the wall, having bounced off of his metal skin. After a few seconds of no further noises or Tetsutetsu vibrating and being pulled out, they breathed a sigh of relief.

“Whew! Glad that worked,” he said at the time. “Wasn’t sure the principal wouldn't eject me anyway.”

Izuku almost fell into a pit trap, but he was yanked back at the last moment by Mezo. It didn't look too deep, but it seemed to be filled with lime green jello. Since nobody wanted to walk through that nonsense, they cleared that one by having Ochaco float everyone across safely without anything attacking them while they were airborne.

Honestly, about half of the group of twenty-one were starting to feel anxious that they hadn’t lost anyone to the principal’s traps since Katsuki got lasered about fifteen minutes ago, and the other half were starting to feel a little co*cky. So far they hadn’t encountered any branching paths, though the wide hall had caused them to turn to the right twice. Momo had created some graph paper, a clipboard, and pencil, and Itsuka was mapping their progress.

“I feel like we’ve already walked far more than the gym’s floor space,” Itsuka pointed out, tapping the pencil against the clipboard. “This is definitely some kind of weird magic science stuff that this island resort’s got going for it.”

“At least we’re not trying to do this outside in the heat and bright sun,” Fumikage said, his head on a swivel as he peered between the walls on either side while continuing the forward trek. “Attempting this in those conditions would be brutal.”

“Doing it in the dark like this is brutal,” Denki replied anxiously, keeping close to Eijiro about three steps behind while carrying one of the oil lamps. “This whole place is creepy.”

“I find it comforting.”

“You are the only one with a sword in their room,” Mezo acknowledged. “And you do shroud your room in darkness.”

“Am I the only one who’s nervous that we haven’t run into anything other than those couple of simple traps?” Ochaco asked as Fumikage bristled at the reminders of his chunni lifestyle. “That can’t be everything the principal’s going to send at us.”

“Seeing how he proctored his exam against Kaminari and Ashido, I have to agree,” Momo replied. “High Specs is a terrifying Quirk.”

“Then why has it been so easy?” Kyoka wondered.

“Obviously because you’ve got us,” Eijiro answered, grinning from the front and pumping his fist.

“Now you’ve doomed yourself, Kirishima. You are the next one to, quote, die, unquote,” Kyoka replied, deadpan.

“Shouldn’t have raised that death flag on yourself,” Minoru agreed. “The only bigger ones would be if you started talking about how you were going to confess to your crush or propose or look forward to seeing your baby kid for the first time.”

Eijiro blushed while some of his classmates grinned at him. “Wha—? No way, guys,” he quickly said, waving them off. “I never said anything about confessing to someone. Stop scaring me with this death flag stuff. That only happens in video games and self-aware manga and movies and stuff.”

Hanta chuckled. “Besides, we’re kinda immune to death right now anyway, and the principal's not trying to kill us…"

"For now, anyways," Koji mumbled.

"…so it’s not like it matters. He’ll still get a chance to confess even after he gets a zapped outta here.”

“I… don’t really think we should be making jokes about that,” Izuku spoke up. “What if the principal ratches up the difficulty for us not taking this seriously?”

Momo and some of the others who had either witnessed or undertaken the principal's version of the term final practical all quieted down for a minute, recalling just how he had manipulated the field from safety and forced their hands without ever being seen, the silence broken only by their footsteps and the ringing of metal on stone as they tapped those same spears ahead of them as they continued.

“Branching path ahead,” Tetsutetsu said, a little bit of concern coming into his voice as they all looked ahead of them. They’d reached a T-intersection, with the path splitting to the left and right. Tetsutetsu looked back. “Should we split up?”

“We’d be able to cover more ground,” Rikido said. “And we do need to find the maze’s exit in time.”

“This isn’t the same thing as a search and rescue operation, ribbit,” Tsuyu stated. “We’re not looking for trapped civilians, but for the way out. If one group is on the correct path and the other isn’t, we don’t have a way to communicate.”

“And there could be more obstacles ahead than the pressure plates and jello pit,” Fumikage agreed. “The words of wisdom of our predecessors should be heeded here. Never split the party.”

Tenya turned towards Izuku. “Well, Midoriya? What do you think?”

“Me?”

“You are the Classroom Representative of Class 1-A now,” Tenya said, folding his arms. “Personally, I feel like Tokoyami’s suggestion is more appropriate for a smaller group. With twenty-one of us, groups of ten and eleven should be adequate for safety reasons.”

“Midoriya doesn’t speak for me, you know,” Neito piped up. “And it’s obvious that we should go right. Even if it leads to a dead-end, if we follow the wall on our right, eventually we’ll reach the exit.”

“By that same logic we’d reach the exit if we follow the wall to our left,” Shoto pointed out.

Itsuka sighed. “I’m all for splitting into two groups of ten and eleven,” she said, “but we should still try to have some way of communicating. None of us have our phones on us so, Yaoyorozu, can you use your Quirk to make a couple of radios?” She nodded, quickly producing the electronics and handing them to Itsuka. “All right. I’ll hold onto one of these and Midoriya will get the other one. That way we’ll be able to keep in touch. If one of us hits a dead end, we’ll be able to tell the other group to stop and wait for the other to catch up.”

Izuku nodded as he took the radio from Itsuka. “Right. And given that we have two people with similar Quirks in our classes, Tetsutetsu should lead the way for you while Kirishima stays with us.”

“Perfect. I’ll also take Monoma. We’ll need a couple of heavy hitters from your class in case we run into anything that needs to go down.”

Izuku thought about it for a second. “Take Tokoyami and Todoroki, then. Dark Shadow’s probably the strongest Quirk in this environment, and if he starts to get out of control, Todoroki can bring him to heel with the light from his fire. Not to mention the rest of what he can do.”

“We need five more, then to give us ten…” Itsuka murmured, biting her thumb. “Mind if I take Asui, Iida, Hagakure, Jiro, and Sato?”

Izuku placed his hand to his chin. “If you’re thinking of utilizing Monoma’s copy, Sato’s the only one of that batch he’ll be able to work with, since the others are all heteromorphic types.”

“True,” Itsuka agreed, “but with Todoroki and Tetsutetsu around, I don’t think Monoma would really need to use Copy on anyone else. Besides, this formation gives us a good all-around formation without taking too much away from your group.”

Izuku nodded. That was correct. Subtracting the names Itsuka had stated, that left his group with himself, Ochaco, Momo, Eijiro, Mashiro, Denki, Mezo, Mina, Minoru, Hanta, and Koji. “I think I can work with that.”

“Cool,” Itsuka nodded. “I’ll go right and you go left?”

“Sounds good to me.”

“So they’re splitting up, are they,” Toshinori stated, watching through the monitors Nezu had created. “I have to say, sir, you’re going easier on them than I anticipated even after what I said.”

“I’m not quite sure I agree with you, All Might,” Aoyama said, finally having returned to the Quirk training gym to find it completely altered with most of it overtaken by massive stone walls with a single path leading in and out. “The atmosphere inside of the maze seems quite intense.”

“The first pressure plates and the pit, along with the long breaks between them were just the opening act to put them on edge,” Nezu simply answered them. “The real challenge is about to begin.”

Bakugo clicked his tongue and shoved his hands in his pockets. “I’m out. I want to run this again by myself once they’re done, and I don’t want any of those losers complaining that I got farther than them because I knew what was coming in advance!”

“Feel free to leave or stay if you wish,” Nezu replied. “I’ll be happy to recreate this labyrinth for you as many times as you like while we’re here! It’ll be exciting to see how many of you students are able to conquer it by the time we’re done.”

Bakugo walked off, while Aoyama stayed and watched the monitor intently. Toshinori could almost hear the blond boy’s thoughts of encouragement going out to his fellow students.

However, the former top hero could not have imagined what awaited the teenagers in the maze as they went forward.

Izuku’s Group – Members: Izuku, Denki, Eijiro, Hanta, Koji, Mashiro, Mezo, Mina, Minoru, Momo, Ochaco

After having split from the others by taking the left hallway, Izuku held onto a lantern while Eijiro swept the pole he was holding in front of him onto the ground, all of them now very familiar with the sound it made. Mezo stood beside Izuku, having created additional eyes from his Dupli-Arms to see further into the gloom ahead of them.

“I do hope the others will be okay,” Momo said after a minute, glancing behind her. The other group was already out of sight, the only sign of their presence being the lights from the lanterns they carried like orange pinpricks in a blanket of darkness.

“They’ll be fine,” Ochaco assured her. “They have Iida and Todoroki and Tsu with them. Kendo and Tetsutetsu, too. Not to mention Tokoyami.”

“And Jiro and Hagakure are both good at scouting things out,” Mashiro added. “They’ll be just fine.” His face fell a little while he scratched his cheek. “I’m actually a bit more worried about us.”

“Huh?” Ochaco asked. “Why’s that?”

“Isn’t it obvious?” Hanta sighed, shrugging. “We’re all pretty good for support, but we’ve really only got Midoriya, Kirishima, and Shoji around to hit things. I tape stuff.”

“I melt stuff.”

“I stick stuff.”

“Hey, I’m pretty awesome!” Denki broke through their pity party, holding up his hand and generating some electrical sparks from it. “I can totally shock the crap out of anything.”

“But without your support gear you have no control over it, Kaminari,” Momo replied. “Unless I use my Quirk to create sheets of insulation or a conductive rod for you to use, your electricity will harm the rest of us as much as any obstacle we might need your Quirk to overcome.”

“Have you tried martial arts, Kaminari?” Izuku asked.

The blond looked at his class rep. “Huh? You mean like the stuff you were using on Bakugo during the battle trial, or what Uraraka learned at her internship?”

Izuku nodded. “Thinking about it, if you picked up some martial arts, you’d be a very strong close-range fighter even though you’re trying to do area effect crowd control and long-range to shoot your electricity at a target.”

Denki shook his head. “C’mon, man. The close-combat stuff is scary, needing to get that up close to villains. You saw what I was like at the USJ when we were watching the show.”

“Yeah, man, I saw you become a human stun gun and get all fired up,” Eijiro complimented him. “That was super manly of you once you got some confidence in you.”

Denki blushed and rubbed the back of his head. “Y-you think so, do you? Ha ha. Yeah, I guess I was pretty awesome!”

Ochaco dropped her fist into her palm as she expressed an ‘aha’ face. “Oh, I get it! Yeah, I can totally see how martial arts’d help you, Kaminari! You’re kinda like me!”

“What do you mean? I don’t float stuff!”

Ochaco shook her head. “No, no, but without your support gear, you need to get in close to use your Quirk on someone without risking sending the electricity out across a wide area and causing friendly fire, right? What Gunhead taught me helps me out in close-combat, which allows me to get in close and touch someone with my hand so I can use my Quirk on them. Imagine if you threw a punch and electrified your hand at the moment of contact, or grabbed a guy’s arm and then let loose!”

Koji pumped his arms. “Oh yeah! That’d be super strong!”

Izuku nodded while Denki felt like his mind was imploding for never having considered that before. “Honestly, you’d probably be able to beat me or Bakugo if you tried that.”

Whirling around, Denki’s eyes almost bulged out of his sockets. “No way! Seriously! I could even take you guys out!?”

“It’s not like they’re more electricity-proof than the next person,” Momo stated. “Jiro was right when she was trying to stall that villain who had you hostage. Electric-type Quirks are rare and powerful.”

Denki smiled and looked down at his right hand, letting some more sparks of electrical energy discharge from it. “An electric punch or Judo throw, huh? Yeah… yeah, I can work with that.” He blinked. “Aw crap! But what if I miss? I’ll be wide open!”

“Then coat your whole body in electricity like a suit of electric mail,” Minoru offered.

“Yeah, like that guy with the tail that punched your face,” Mina added. “He touched you and ZAP! He was getting fried like last Christmas’ chicken!”

“Um, those are done in a deep fryer,” Koji corrected her.

“You know what I meant,” Mina shrugged it off as a few of them laughed.

Click

“Duck!” Mezo shouted, dropping to the ground at the faint sound as Eijiro’s tapping pole-tip struck a new paving stone, which activated a trap. The word had barely left his mouth, and he’d barely hit the dirt, when little holes opened up in the walls surrounding them both ahead and behind the stone, pink and purple arrows flying out from the holes all across the hallway.

Shrieks and yelps erupted from the group of eleven as they were either struck or narrowly missed by the arrows, with those who were hit finding that the projectiles weren’t even able to pierce their skin, but still feeling like they’d been pricked by a needle from a needlessly aggressive tailor.

Mezo looked up from his spot on the ground after a few seconds passed when he was sure that there were no more arrows coming. “Is everybody okay? Principal Nezu didn’t retire anyone?”

“Yeah, fine,” Ochaco said, hissing. “Got hit in the butt, but I’m okay. You okay, Dek—”

“I’m fine, Ochac…o…” Izuku replied, turning to look at her. He had felt himself get hit as well, but the skin didn’t seem to be broken at all. However, now that he saw her, that was all he could see. It was like the rest of the world had faded away into clouds of pink.

“Heeyyy… Kirishimaaaa…” Mina spoke in a slow, seductive tone as she sidled on up to him. “Gimme a kiss, pretty please.”

“Mineta!” Momo squealed, suddenly at his side and picking him up. The expression on her face as she held him was one that no-one in class would ever have associated with her and Minoru, ever. “How come I never noticed until now how cutey-wutey you were? C’mere and let me cuddle you in my big boobies Minety-weddy.”

“What’s going on!?” Denki screamed, seeing that Izuku and Ochaco had rushed towards each other and were staring into one another’s eyes, seemingly seconds away from making out; Mina had glomped onto Eijiro and was kissing his neck as the dyed redhead tried to figure out what was going on, and Minoru was, crazily enough, trying to escape from Momo’s clutches and looking very freaked out.

“No! Get away from me, woman! Ojiro’s the one I love, not your fat boobs! Let me go!”

“Aw, don’t say that Minety-weddy. I love you. Mwah!”

“Kirishima! Stop being so coy and gimme a kiss.”

“I can’t do that, Ashido! Snap out of it!”

“Does that mean you don’t love me? That I don’t appeal to you?”

“Wha—no! I never… said that…”

“Izuku…”

“Ochaco…”

Mashiro exchanged looks with Mezo, Hanta, and Koji, as they had also avoided being hit by the arrows along with Denki and Eijiro. “Okay, show of hands, did anyone guess that the principal would throw in “zany” traps along with the other ones?”

Koji raised his hand a little. “I guessed that he’d throw in some prank traps, like the lime jello, but…”

“Minetipoo!” Momo cried as Minoru managed to escape from her arms and dropped to the ground. The little teenager dashed towards Mashiro, whereupon he stopped, dipped onto one knee, and extended his open hand towards him.

“Ojiro, my angel!” Minoru loudly declared. “I am madly in love with you! Your strong arms, your sculpted abs, your flexible tail, your even-more-plain-looking-than-Midoriya face! You’re my ideal man! Let us spend our days together in bliss!”

Mashiro took a step back, holding his hands up and blushing. “Whoa, get a hold of yourself, man. This isn’t like you, Mineta.”

Minoru shook his head, undaunted. “This is absolutely like me. I was so wrong before.” He jammed his eyes closed and clenched his fist. “I was so wrong before. Blinded by boobs and butts, when true beauty was right in front of me all along! Plain boring people are the most beautiful in the world, which makes you the sexiest man alive! Let me sleep under the warm floof of your tail fuzz, my angelic prince, unto the end of days.”

Taking a few more steps back, as Minoru stepped forward to match, Mashiro glanced around at the others. Hanta and Denki didn’t know if they should laugh or not, because this was just too weird right now, and Koji looked completely bewildered by Minoru’s complete change. Eijiro didn’t know what to do with himself as Mina clung to him, so he’d be getting no help from him. “Look, I appreciate the praise, Mineta,” Mashiro replied, even as he thought that the doubling-down on how plain and boring he was had been a little uncalled for, “but I can’t say I feel the same way. If you like both guys and girls, that’s great and I’m happy for you, but guys don’t do it for me, you know. And uh… I don’t really know if it’s right to say that there’s someone that I’ve got my eye on, but… I already have someone I might want to ask out.”

Minoru's face instantly turned angry, the sudden rejection hitting a switch in his charmed mind. It was like he and the others who'd been struck by the arrows had instantly fallen madly in love with whoever they first saw and grew violently aggressive against any who stood between them and their new true love. “WHO? I’LL MURDER THE LITTLE TRAMP WHO TAKES MY OJIRO AWAY FROM ME!”

“OJIRO! HOW DARE YOU TOY WITH MY MINETIPOO’S EMOTIONS!” Momo raged, even more fired up than Minoru himself was at screaming for the blood of the person Mashiro may be romantically interested in. She stripped off her gym top, leaving herself in only her black sports bra as most of her abdomen glowed with rainbow light. “YOU’LL PAY FOR YOUR TRANSGRESSIONS OF LOVE, OJIRO!”

“Holy sh*t, is that a cannon!?” Denki screamed as a FH70 howitzer emerged from Momo’s stomach, the six-metre barrel’s muzzle almost directly level with Mashiro’s head. “We gotta get out of here!”

“I had no idea she could make something that big so quickly!” Koji yelled, taking off alongside Denki in a dead sprint down the hall. “I guess that’s all her Quirk training for you.”

“Be impressed when we’re not about to die!” Hanta screamed, running past both of them, while the tape from his elbows had wrapped up both Izuku and Ochaco in a passionate embrace, completely oblivious to all around them.

“Wait for me!” Eijiro yelled, Mina cheering in excitement as she waved in the air behind Eijiro like a fluttering cape with her arms tightly wrapped around his torso.

“Guys! Hey!” Mashiro moved to follow them, but he couldn’t move his feet. His breath left him as he stared down at his feet, finding that they were stuck on one of Minoru’s balls. “When did you—?”

“You’re not going anywhere until you tell me who you're in love with, Ojiro!”

“Stomping all over my MinnyWinny’s affections is a crime most heinous, Ojiro!” Momo yelled, having made a chain attached to the firing mechanism and now standing some twenty metres away with it in hand. Given that the shell was going to explode so close to the point of firing, she wanted to be at least some distance away from it. “You can reflect upon your actions in Hell!”

“Don’t worry, my darling. We’ll be together for eternity!”

“No! Wait!” Mashiro yelled as Momo yanked on the chain with all her strength.

BOOOOOM!!!!!

As the dust cleared, both Minoru and Ojiro seemingly being completely fine beyond nurshing headaches despite having been exploded point-blank by a miliatry artillery piece, the two of them started to vibrate as the dudududududududududududuuuuuuuuh… laser tag noise echoed through the hall. Then they bliped away in a flash of green light to the tone of do-do-dop!

“Mashiro Ojiro and Minoru Mineta have been retired. That was fun. That trap caused quite a bit more chaos than I anticipated.”

“…sir, I'm telling Kayama.”

“Oiu. That was tasteless, Principal Nezu. You do not toy with amour.”

Itsuka’s Group – Members: Itsuka, Fumikage, Kyoka, Neito, Rikido, Shoto, Tenya, Tetsutetsu, Toru, Tsuyu

“Mashiro Ojiro and Minoru Mineta have been retired. That was fun. That trap caused quite a bit more chaos than I anticipated.”

“…sir, I'm telling Kayama.”

“Oiu. That was tasteless, Principal Nezu. You do not toy with amour.”

“Ojiro and Mineta are out?” Tenya asked, alarmed.

“Something must have happened, ribbit,” Tsuyu stated. "Though I wonder why All Might said he was telling Midnight."

Fumikage narrowed his eyes. “The principal mentioned the chaos a trap caused. I shudder to imagine what that may mean for the obstacles placed in our path.”

Neito waved the comments off. “If it was only the Tail boy and that pervert, it probably wasn’t all that impressive,” he stated. “Perhaps it would be worrying if it was Midoriya or Kirishima who was retired, but I don’t see anything that only managed to take out those two as all that worrying.”

“Hey, watch your mouth!” Toru retorted to defend her classmates. “Ojiro’s tough and a really strong fighter! And while Mineta may be a disgusting pervert, he’s still pretty smart and resourceful.”

“I’m honestly a bit concerned that whatever it was, Midoriya and Yaoyorozu weren’t able to come up with a strategy to prevent them from being eliminated,” Itsuka said. She took a moment to think about that before smacking herself on the cheeks. “Guess I’ll just have to do my best to not let anyone from our team fall.”

“Yes,” Tenya agreed, striding forward alongside Tetsutetsu. “This is the principal we are talking about. We must be ever vigilant so as not to fall victim to one of his elaborate schemes.”

“Like any of the principal’s traps are going to take me out,” Tetsutetsu co*ckily declared. “My Quirk’s made for taking on traps head-on!”

As their group continued on, they came across an opening in the hallway less than a minute away. Their progress slowed as they realized that the hallway was leading into a square room with much larger dimensions than the hall, and they were careful to ensure that no part of their path was trapped. It was dark inside, with the light from the oil lanterns and Shoto’s flaming hand not seemingly bright enough to fully illuminate the room. Itsuka frowned from the entrance.

“I’m not hearing anything,” Kyoka whispered, one of her jacks plugged into the wall. “Doesn’t seem like anything’s inside.”

Nodding, Itsuka turned to Shoto. “Mind throwing some fire into the room, Todoroki?” He nodded at her, raised his left hand, and unleashed a torrent of bright flames into the room, directed towards the ceiling. The intense fire made Dark Shadow back away from Shoto, while the move seemed to be enough to illuminate the room for all to see. While none of them were able to get a good grasp of its dimensions, it was certainly far bigger than the width of the hall they were walking in, and if it was square it was easily over five times the twenty-foot width of the hallway. On the opposite side of the room was the exit, somewhat more narrow than the path they were currently following, and looked to be barred by the first door they had encountered so far. In the dead centre of the room stood a stone pedestal with something upon it, but from this distance none of them could see exactly what it was.

“Well, this is a change of pace,” Neito surmised, striding confidently into the room.

Tetsutetsu threw his hand out. “Hang on, man! Let me go first! It could be trapped!”

Neito chuckled and shrugged. “If he was going to trap the room he’d have either trapped the entrance, which you checked already, or whatever’s on the pedestal. Just entering the room like this should be fine.” The young man with the Copy Quirk raised his lantern. “Besides, don’t you want to finish this maze before Kirishima’s group?”

As the others moved to join Neito in striding across the room, Tetsutetsu scratched the back of his head. “Yeah, sure, that’d be awesome, I guess. This place is just giving me the jitters.”

“Don’t worry so much,” Dark Shadow said. “I love it here!”

“Good to know one of us is,” Toru remarked.

The pedestal in the centre of the room came properly into the light cast by their lanterns, but Neito started to give it a wide berth. “Hey, why aren’t we checking it out?” Kyoka asked, pointing towards it and the object on it.

“Because it’s obviously a trap,” Itsuka replied before even Neito could.

Fumikage nodded. “A suspicious pedestal bearing an object all alone in a room? It is obviously a trap.”

Tsuyu placed a finger to her chin in thought. “However, this is the principal we’re talking about, ribbit. Wouldn’t making such an obvious trap be a fake and the real trap is not checking it out?”

“It is as you said, Tsu,” Tenya agreed. “It is the principal, which means that he would expect us to expect that he wouldn’t place such an obvious trap in the centre of the room, thus ensuring that it is a trap.”

“Uh, are you sure about that, Iida?” Rikido asked, eyes not leaving the pedestal even as they were starting to pass it as a group now. “Seems like it’s got a book on it to me.”

Tenya slowed, his eyes now turning towards it. “A book?”

“You know, technically in all those old adventure movies and books and stuff, it was always taking whatever was on the pedestal off that sprung the trap,” Tetsutetsu pointed out. “Not actually just looking at the thing.”

“And what if the door in front of us is locked, and removing the book is actually what we need to do to unlock it?” Toru asked.

“We should probably confirm that the door is locked first before we investigate the option of removing the book from the pedestal,” Fumikage sagely advised. “Even if that is indeed the case, I do not doubt that the principal would make things that easy for us.”

The door was, in fact, locked, and made of solid metal, with no obvious signs of a key or other locking mechanism, and the only defining feature being a pattern of four rectangular indentations in the centre, though they were unable to discern if there was any purpose to the pattern or if it was as it appeared to artistically mimic the panels in wooden doors; and there were no other exits beyond their entry point, which led them right back to the pedestal in the centre of the room. Sitting upon it was a black book with golden lettering on the cover, advertising itself as something called The Encyclopaedia of Dreams.

“I can’t imagine if this book’s going to do anything,” Itsuka said, looking it over.and glancing back at the door, just within the reflecting light of their lanterns.

“This is obviously a trap,” Neito repeated. “The moment we lift this book off the pedestal, there’s going to be some kind of trap that’s sprung and the door’s going to unlock.”

“What if we place something on the pedestal that’s the same weight as the book?” Toru asked. “You know, like in those really old movies today’s tropes came from.”

“I doubt that would work,” Shoto stated, looking down at his right hand as he raised it. “While I may be able to freeze a piece of ice heavy enough to take the place of the book, I’m sure that the trap will trigger the moment the book is removed.”

“So you think our best bet is to spring the trap and then run out the door before whatever happens happens?” Kyoka inquired.

Tetsutetsu growled. “Why are we just standin’ around like this? Why don’t we just try punching the door down? We’ve got enough strong guys that we could do that.”

“Let’s try playing the game by the rules first, Tetsutetsu,” Itsuka told him. “If all else fails, then yes, we’ll try to bust through the door.” She turned her attention towards Tenya. “Iida, you’re the fastest of us. The rest of us will wait by the door, then when I give the word, grab the book and race over to us.”

Tenya nodded. “I shall.” He glanced down towards what Itsuka was still holding in her hand. “By the way, perhaps now would be a good time to try using that radio to contact Midoriya as to what happened with his group.”

Itsuka shook her head. “I’ll worry about that after we’ve beaten this room. Gotta gloat that we’re further ahead at least a little bit.”

“Very well, then,” Tenya said. “You should probably hurry to the door. The principal will not be happy if we are tardy getting out of this maze.”

“That and we’ll probably miss dinner,” Toru said.

“Yes! And as aspiring heroes, we must ensure we are eating properly at the designated meal times!” Tenya agreed. “Now hop to it!”

“Is he always like this?” Neito quietly asked Rikido.

“Uh, you have been watching the show and not just dumping on our class in your head all the time, right?” Rikido replied.

Once the other nine students had gathered by the door, Istuka raised her hand. “Okay, Iida… now!”

Tenya grasped the book from the pedestal, and several things began to happen. A hidden panel underneath the book dropped into the pedestal—as if the book resting atop the pedestal was what was keeping it up instead of holding it down—with a loud rumbling thunk sound resounding throughout the chamber. The four decorative panels indented into the metal door began to glow with light, more specifically numbers glowing in a kaleidoscope of colour appeared within the panels. Just after the rumbling noise filled the chamber, a massive stone slab descended to the ground from out of sight above them, fitting perfectly into the twenty-foot wide hallway they had entered from, sealing them inside. As if that wasn’t enough, the moment it landed with enough force to shake the ground and rattle Tenya’s legs a bit given his closer proximity, the zapping sound of laser tag ray guns reverberated through the room as thousands of the little red beams shot down from the ceiling to the floor just in front of the former exit and—to Tenya’s and the other students’ horror—the wall of lasers began advancing across the room a second later.

“Iida! What?” Itsuka started to ask, but Tenya had already turned away from the pedestal, holding the book in one hand and lantern in the other, and it took him barely a couple of seconds to clear the fifty-foot distance between the pedestal and the door.

“The other wall!” he announced. “It’s locked us in and our defeat condition is advancing towards us!”

“Whoa, are you serious?” Rikido asked.

“I’m not the only one who can hear those annoying ray gun sounds,” Kyoka quickly stated. “I don’t even need to use my Quirk for that!”

“Then open up, sucker!” Tetsutetsu said, grabbing the door’s handle and giving it a tug, then a push when the tug didn’t do anything. “Crap, it’s still locked.”

"Look!" Neito remarked, pointing above the door, where a timer had appeared, having seemingly started at 02:00 and was now down to 01:50. "It seems as though we have a time limit."

“Our way out must have something to do with these runes,” Fumikage said. “Is there some kind of pattern to the numbers?”

“Numbers?” Itsuka wondered aloud before glancing at Tenya. “That’s it! They’re page numbers!”

“Quick, Iida! Open the book!” Toru said. “Maybe the pages will have clues?!”

Tenya’s face stiffened as he agreed. “Very well. The numbers on the door… forty-two, sixty-nine, one hundred and nine, and three hundred sixty-nine!” Tenya opened the book, and then immediately slammed it shut.

“Iida…?” Shoto asked.

Tenya’s face was steaming, unable to believe what he’d seen in the very brief glance he’d gotten of the pages. “This is completely unacceptable! I refuse to believe that a book titled as such is so immoral!”

“Immoral?” Itsuka asked. Kyoka didn’t give two sh*ts about whatever it was Tenya’s hangup was about this and grabbed the bigger youth by his shoulders.

“Iida! This is a test! A test with a time limit! Now hurry up and open the damn book!”

Tenya frowned, his cheeks turning red as he blushed, but did as the rocker screamed at him. This time, the other students crowded around.

“Whoa!” Toru exclaimed, expressing the views of all eleven of them at the sight. Tenya had opened the book to just a random page, but it appeared as though The Encyclopaedia of Dreams was not some intense reference book delving into human sleep and the activities of human consciousness while asleep in order to generate vivid dreams, but more of a collection of certain things that could be dreamt of in both the sleeping and waking hours.

In short, the large tome in Tenya’s hands was a gravure collection, and the page the book had opened up to was a centerfold of Pixie-Bob seductively displayed in a white and baby blue striped bikini.

“Uh, tell me that’s not all this is,” Itsuka said, turning the page and finding two different pin-ups instead of a centerfold, these of a woman with short and spiky blonde hair with her back to the camera, seemingly only in the bottoms of her swimsuit and posed such that her front was teased but not revealed, and on the opposite page was a slimmed down Fat Gum flexing his muscles in some… rather tight swim trunks. Her cheeks turned a very vibrant pink at this new side to the BMI Hero.

Another couple of page flips laid the truth bare, quite literally. Every single page within the encyclopaedia was either a centerfold or a pin-up of one or more heroes of the past and present.

The timer continued to tick down while the red ray gun shots and noises were getting closer.

Growling, Neito said, “All right, fine! They’re sexy pictures! That doesn’t matter! We need to get to the page numbers on the door and get the clues!”

Glasses fogged from the steam coming off his collar, Tenya shook his head quickly to try to remove the fog. “R-right! My sincerest apologies!” Trying to ignore the increasing sound of laser tag behind him and the lurid images before him, Tenya quickly made his way to page forty-two for the first clue.

Still, I cannot believe that the principal would stoop to such tactics to distract and ensnare us! They are effective, but we are students of UA. We must rise above such base instincts and overcome all challenges stacked against us. A little sex appeal… is nothing!

“Right! Page forty-two!”

There were no instructions written upon the page, but there was an image, that of Present Mic in a crimson speedo with one foot planted atop the bent trunk of a palm tree.

“What foul image is this?”

“My eyes!”

“All the bugs! That guy’s getting all the bugs in his coffee next English class!”

“What… what is this? Why would Present Mic pose like this?”

“HAVE OUR TEACHERS NO SENSE OF SHAME OR SELF-DECENCY!?”

The wall of lasers was getting closer, almost upon the pedestal. Thousands of lines of red as the green numbers on the holographic timer above the door reached 01:05!

“Hurry!” Fumikage shouted. “We haven’t much time!”

“But there’s nothing written here!” Toru wailed. “What are we gonna do?”

Itsuka glanced at the terrifying picture again and then at the metal door’s panels, then at the picture, then the panels. She could feel it. There was something… she just needed… That’s it! “Guys, the panels! The panels on the door are the same shape and about the same size as the pages in the book! We need to rip the right pages out and place them on the door!”

“Well, what are we waiting for?” Kyoka asked, reaching for the book. “I’m gonna rip that smug moron’s picture right out of here!”

Tenya closed the book and held it up above her head. Unable to believe her eyes, Kyoka leapt after the book, but Tenya seemingly started to play keep away. “What the—!? f*ck, Iida! Gimme that!”

“Jiro, your language is inappropriate, and I cannot condone the vandalization of books, no matter their contents!”

“Are you f*cking serious right now!? We’re gonna fail this test if we don’t rip Present Mic’s page out of that book right now! We're lucky the principal's put the kiddie gloves on or we'd be in f*cking mortal danger right now!”

"Even so, there must be another way!"

Kyoka sent her jacks up after the book, which Tenya tried his best to keep away from her. However, a thick tongue shot out from someone who’d been silent so far and wrapped around his legs. Tenya yelped in shock for a moment before Tsuyu constricted her tongue, snapping Tenya’s ankles together. The sudden shift in his balance sent the diligent teen falling to the floor, with the book spinning out of his grasp. “Sorry, Iida,” Tsuyu apologized. “But the pew pew sounds are getting annoying, ribbit.”

Shoto grabbed the book first, holding it up and opening it. “While normally I would agree with you, Iida,” he said, flipping through pages and doing his best to ignore what he was looking at, “this book is an artificial creation as a key to opening the door. Desecration is not something we need to be concerned with.” He reached page forty-two, and Kyoka was quick to aggressively tear the page from the book. Rikido took it from her and slapped it up in the designated panel. The whole door pulsed with the same light, seemingly signifying that it had accepted the page as the picture remained in place in the panel, like it had always been meant to be displayed there.

“Now quick, the next one!” Neito urged. “Page sixty-nine!”

“Todoroki! We’re going to need to have a serious discussion on the proper treatment of books later on! I cannot believe one of my own classmates would perform such an act!” Tenya roared.

The wall of firing lasers was more than halfway across the room now. Not even forty seconds were left!

“Sixty-six, sixty-seven, sixty-eight, sixty-nine!” Itsuka shouted, and reached for the page before stopping for a few seconds she couldn’t afford, her face going white.

“I HATE HER!” Itsuka shouted, ripping the page out of the book and enlarging her hand as she slammed it against the second panel. The door didn’t even dent or budge, despite the strength she put into her move, but it did pulse with light to signify that the picture had been accepted.

Tetsutetsu glanced at Itsuka’s now completely red face, her blood unable to decide whether it wanted to drain from or rush to the capillaries in her cheeks. “Huh, what’s up Ken…” his voice trailed off as Itsuka shrank her hand back and removed it from the door. This image was different from the others, for it contained three heroines, or rather, one pro hero and two heroes-in-training. It was a promotional image that Uwabami had Itsuka and Momo participate in for the hairspray ad, and it was definitely more risqué than the commercial, since it had the three of them in swimsuits on a simulated studio beach with their hair done up. Tetsutetsu’s brain jolted from the sight of Itsuka dolled up, dressed down, and looking all seductive like that in the image, and he gulped. Neito, Rikido, and Fumikage when he glanced to see what had made Itsuka so upset also found themselves momentarily captivated.

The wall was getting closer.

“Which one is the next page?” Shoto asked, already flipping through the book.

“U-uh, page one-oh-nine!” Toru exclaimed. “Hurry, Todoroki!”

Shoto didn’t even nod. Just flipped, flipped, flipped as he made his way through the book. He saw flashes of heroes he knew, and those he didn’t know. The principal had made this book appear through whatever technology or sorcery of this island; he doubted that it actually existed, but given Itsuka’s reaction to the last picture Shoto didn’t know if all of these photos existed in reality or not. He couldn’t imagine Present Mic posing like… actually, he could. It’s likely that his English teacher may had had a photo like that taken at some—

Shoto stopped, his eyes having caught sight of something. He was still flipping towards one hundred and nine, but he needed to go back a couple of pages. He ignored Toru’s and Kyoka’s yells for an explanation for why he was going back. He just needed to make sure that what he saw was real or not.

Twenty seconds.

There! Page eighty-three, a pin-up shot of two people; two people he was very familiar with, and who for the majority of his life were no longer living together, since one was in a hospital. They seemed happy, far happier than he’d ever remembered seeing them before, and trying to reconcile the image with his memories and feelings caused him to freeze for a few precious seconds.

“Todoroki, keep going, man!” Rikido urged.

The young man’s left hand exploded into flame, immediately setting the book on fire and burning it to ash, including the beach photo of a more youthful Enji and Rei Todoroki in revealing swimsuits with his mother in a princess carry in Endeavor’s arms.

Everyone was silent as they watched the book’s ashes sift to the ground through Shoto’s fingers, and it took Shoto about four seconds for his brain to catch up to what his body had done out of sheer automatic rejection. “My apologies. I acted without thinking.”

“Quick! Break the door down!” Tetsutetsu screamed, hardening his fist into steel and slugging the door as hard as he could. Tetsutetsu, Neito, Rikido, Tenya, and Dark Shadow tried their best, but the metal door refused to budge or break. The timer buzzed and all eleven of them shuddered as the harmless points of red light struck them atop their heads, making them all sigh in disappointment while their bodies shuddered to the sound before they were whisked away.

“Itsuka Kendo, Neito Monoma, Tetsutetsu Tetsutetsu, Rikido Sato, Toru Hagakure, Fumikage Tokoyami, Tsuyu Asui, Tenya Iida, Kyoka Jiro, and Shoto Todoroki have been retired!”

Izuku’s Group – Members: Izuku, Denki, Eijiro, Hanta, Koji, Mashiro, Mezo, Mina, Minoru, Momo, Ochaco

“What?” Ochaco gasped, turning around to look behind her. “The other group?”

“They were entirely wiped out?” Izuku asked, his limbs trembling at the insinuation. “Even Iida and Todoroki?”

“What could the principal have possibly opposed them with?” Momo asked. “It sounded like they were all retired simultaneously.”

“We’re all screwed!” Denki wailed, hands clutching at his hair. “We’re so totally screwed! Ugh… the principal’s gonna horribly destroy us in cruel and unusual ways just like he did to Mineta and Ojiro.”

“About that…” Izuku brought up. “How did that happen again?” All of the other boys pointedly looked away while the girls were also sharing looks of confusion. “My memory’s all really fuzzy. I remember some arrows, but after that it’s all a blur until a few minutes ago. Did the arrows do something to get Ojiro and Mineta?”

“…in a manner of speaking,” Mezo replied. “It’s probably best if we don’t bring it up. You’re all better now; that’s what’s important.”

“If you say so,” Mina said, rubbing her frizzy hair. “Hey, Kirishima, do you know why I was hanging onto you when I got my wits back?”

Eijiro blushed and looked anywhere but at her. “Uh… no reason. I guess we’d better be prepared for whatever the principal has in store for us next, huh? We really can’t let our guards down if what he had prepared was able to bring down Tetsutetsu, Todoroki, and the rest in an instant.”

Mina remembered the trauma of her final exam, and laughed without humour. “I’m with Kaminari. We’re totally screwed.”

Izuku shook his head. “Sure, th-the odds may be against us, but if we all pull together, we should be able to manage. We haven’t run into any new traps in the hall apart from that arrow one, right?”

Ochaco blushed as she rapidly rubbed at the back of her head. “Hey, uh, Izuku, crazy thought,” she brought up, “but when the fog cleared outta my head, we were… really intensely making out, right?” The small ‘eep’ from her boyfriend and his intense blush were answer enough for her. “So wouldn’t it have been crazy if, like, all of us who’d gotten hit by the arrows and have foggy memories were all acting like we’d been struck by Cupid’s arrows or something?”

The flinching of the other boys was something that both Momo and Mina noticed.

“Was.. was that honestly what happened?” Momo asked, turning to look at her current roommate.

Hanta honestly didn’t want to say anything, because if he did he wasn’t sure Momo would be able to take the fact that she’d fallen in love with Minoru Mineta like a switch had been flipped and had picked him up to smother him in her boobs. Not to mention the whole “Minety-weddy” and “Minetipoo” nicknames, or that she created a freaking military howitzer to blow up Mashiro. Though, that probably took a lot out of her to make with her Quirk… so it might be best to tell her so that she would be aware of it.

“Uh… yeah, that’s more or less what happened,” Hanta replied. “And, uh, some jealousy happened and you kinda creatred a massive cannon that blasted both Ojiro and Mineta into a wall. They seemed totally fine afterwards, but then the principal retired them.”

Momo placed a scandalized hand to her lips as the news sank in for those who’d been affected by it. “You’re serious?” Mina asked. She glanced up at Eijiro, who steadfastly avoided looking her in the eyes, though his cheeks were putting up a decent battle to match the shade of red he’d dyed his hair.

Mina’s own cheeks flushed purple and she put even more distance between herself and her middle-school schoolmate. Laughing to herself, Mina strutted on ahead of him despite how he was supposed to be the one in the lead checking the hall for floor traps. “Well, looks like Mineta got to play cannon dodgeball after all! Yup yup! Come on, guys, let’s goooo! La la la…“

As Mina sang a song to distract herself while skipping ahead of the group, Momo turned herself towards the wall, a depressive gloom hanging over herself as she leaned her forehead against it. “I caused a friendly fire incident that knocked out two of my classmates without having control of myself? And I even used up so much of my lipids in the process… Principal Nezu’s tests truly are cruel, indeed.”

“Aw, wait up, Ashido!” Eijiro called as he chased after her. “You shouldn’t be running off in front. That’s my job!”

“Hey, it’s okay,” Ochaco tried to comfort Momo, patting her on the shoulder. “We just have to make sure we don’t get caught by any traps like that again.”

Momo didn’t look at her, still facing the wall with her forehead pressed against the cool stone. “Easy for you to say,” she sighed, Ochaco’s words doing the opposite of comforting her. “You probably spent the whole time you were charmed making out with your boyfriend.”

“It does seem like that, doesn’t it?”

Ouch, Hanta and Denki thought when hearing Ochaco’s comment. Rubbing salt in the wound.

Just then they all heard a scream, and Momo’s pity party had to be put on hold as every one of them got their game faces on. “That’s Ashido!” Izuku declared, powering up his Full Cowling to eight percent and dashing forward into the darkness faster than any of the rest of them could react.

“Wait, Izuku!” Ochaco called after him, grimacing and quickly going into a sprint.

“We’re all gonna die!” grumbled Denki, though he rushed after the rest. “We’re coming, Ashido!”

Despite Izuku’s speed, Eijiro had been practically right behind Mina, and when she screamed he was right there to see what had happened, and what had happened had left him somewhat speechless. She didn’t trigger a pit trap and fall into a black abyss the light from the oil lamp she carried couldn’t reach; no, but she emerged from the hall into a square room, where upon stepping into the room her foot did not touch the ground, but instead rose into the air. Mina’s scream was that of someone whose plane of orientation suddenly changed. Up was down and down was up, and Eijiro watched in stunned confusion as Mina fell upwards.

“WAAAAA!!!!”

Eijiro flinched as Izuku arrived, stopping just beside him, body flickering with green lightning. “What’s happening?” Izuku asked him, looking around, specifically at the floor. “Where’s Ashido? Did she fall in a pit trap?”

“Uh, no, nothing like that.” Eijiro pointed up as he was speaking, and Izuku’s eyes followed it to see Mina on the first ceiling they’d managed to see since beginning their trek, some thirty feet above them and… sitting on the ceiling rubbing her butt next to her lantern. Thankfully, it hadn’t broken.

Mina saw the two of them at the entrance to the room, and waved at them through her grimace of pain from her rather inelegant landing. “Kirishima! Midori! Be careful! One step in this room and you’ll fall to the ceiling!”

“…I guess we should wait for Uraraka, then, huh?” Eijiro asked. Izuku nodded.

“I wonder if her using her Quirk on somebody before sending them into this room will have any effect at all,” Izuku said. “And… come to think of it, now might be the perfect time to ask her some stuff about her Quirk that’s been bugging me all day.”

“Yeah?” Eijiro asked. “It’s been long enough, I thought you’d have figured it out entirely by now.”

“Maybe I’m just overthinking things,” Izuku replied, looking over his shoulder and seeing the others starting to catch up. “But… remembering how she explained her Quirk to me at the start, it was just so new then that I was enraptured by it in my usual excitement of seeing a new Quirk, especially since she wasn’t, you know… treating me like a waste of oxygen. Watching the videos and remembering what All Might said about Quirk registration and understanding our powers better made me start thinking about things again.”

The remainder of the group had reached them by this point and formed a huddle. “What happened?” Hanta asked. “Where’s Ashido?”

“Up here!” The others turned at Mina’s call to see her waving at them from the ceiling just inside of the room. “Be careful! If you step inside, you’re gonna be in for a really weird fall!”

“That’s new,” Koji remarked.

“I can see why you waited for Uraraka, then,” Momo surmised as she turned her gaze towards Izuku. “Her Quirk would be essential for getting through this room.”

“Yeah, but that’s the thing,” Izuku replied, hand on his chin and dipped slightly in thought as he turned to face his girlfriend. “Ochaco, tell me again how your Quirk works.”

She blinked in surprise. “Huh? But Deku you already… okay. When I press these pads on all four of my fingertips and my thumb onto any object, I remove the effects of gravity from the object. When I put my fingers together and say ‘release’, I end the effect of my Quirk on anything it’s currently affecting. Why? You had been asking about it earlier. Is now really the best time?”

Izuku groaned and tightened his grip on his chin. Everyone could see his brain puzzling. “That’s just too simple. There has to be something more than that going on here, otherwise it just doesn’t work.”

“What do you mean?” Denki asked.

“Gravity is one of the universe’s most powerful and fundamental forces,” Izuku replied. “The idea that you can just remove gravity is insane, and even if that were the case, the stuff Ochaco uses her Quirk on doesn’t act like gravity’s effects have been removed.”

“What are you saying?” Denki asked again. “Stuff floats when she uses her Quirk on it. It’s obvious.”

Momo gasped. “Ah, I see. You’re referring to how if she removed gravity’s effects entirely, then there’s no bond of attraction between the object and the Earth, or the Sun, or any other matter in existence. In which case, there is no longer any downwards acceleration from the Earth's gravitational force. But the object still has mass…"

"But not weight!" Izuku pressed. "Which means that the atmosphere around the object has a greater weight than the volume of space occupied by the object her Quirk is affecting."

"If that's the case, then the air pressure of the blanket of CO2 on the Earth's surface would be enough to displace whatever she affected with her Quirk," Momo continued as the others stared at the two. "That would somewhat explain why objects immediately start floating, but given how there should theoretically be no gravitational force acting upon the object anymore to keep it grounded on the surface of the Earth, even assuming that it retains its velocity from the Earth's rotation and motion throughout the universe, shouldn't the atmosphere immediately be working to eject whatever it is from within the Earth's atmospheric pressure systems?"

Ochaco and the others had wide, blinking eyes as Momo and Izuku talked. "Uh… say what?" Ochaco asked.

Izuku and Momo turned to look at her. "Essentially, if your Quirk works the way you say it does, shouldn't objects affected by it not simply float, but be pushed out of the Earth's atmosphere because they are of extremely low pressure in comparison to the surrounding air, which moves from high pressure to low pressure; and shouldn't those objects be pushed out faster than they currently are?"

"Not to mention what defines an 'object' as far as her Quirk is concerned," Momo added.

"What defines an object?" Ochaco asked. "Uh, I touch it and it floats."

"But there have been several instances in the videos where you have touched clothes and only had your Quirk affect clothes, and other instances where you have touched clothes and affected both the clothes and the person wearing them," Momo replied. "How does your Quirk distinguish between a whole person, and just the clothing that they're wearing? Furthermore, when you used your Quirk on your team during the Cavalry Battle, it was said that the only thing your Quirk wasn't acting upon was yourself, which implied that you were the only one keeping your entire team on the ground, but even so Tokoyami should have had a difficult time attempting to run forwards, as he would still have been trying to float away from the surface, and it would have been physically impossible for his foot to touch the ground again after taking a single step."

"Is this really the time!?" Mina hotly contested from her position on the ceiling while Ochaco looked like she was about to combust from the pointed questions about her Quirk. "We're in the middle of an exercise; one put on by the principal! We're gonna run outta time if we try to work out Ochaco's bonkers Quirk!"

"Uh, I… well… y'see… I…"

Ochaco's face was completely red as she sputtered, so many of her preconceived notions about her Quirk being challenged one after the other. Hanta put his hand to his chin to mimic Izuku. "If her Quirk isn't actually doing what it should do according to you two eggheads, maybe it's not that at all. Maybe it just makes stuff float because Uraraka thinks that's how removing something's gravity works."

Ochaco turned towards him. "Oh come on! I know how gravity works. Space is like, my only hobby outside of heroics and Thirteen's my favourite hero."

"I didn't mean it like that," Hanta replied. Ochaco glared at him. "Okay, maybe I did. But d'you think your Quirk acts the way it does because you've always kinda believed that that's how your Quirk worked without really understanding it? You touch stuff and it floats? Wouldn't that be how, like, little kid Uraraka would have thought and you've just never reconsidered it even after learning about space and physics and stuff?"

She blinked. "What?"

Denki snorted. "Yeah right. So you're saying Uraraka's Quirk is Imagination, now? Maybe she doesn't even need to touch things and just has to imagine touching them. Ha ha."

Blinking, Ochaco turned to look at her hand, specifically at the little pads on her fingertips like the toe beans on cat paws. "I… I don't know. Do I actually need to touch something? Imagination, huh?" Ochaco reached her hand out towards Denki, flexing her fingers of her outstretched hand. Her friends had made some crucial points now that she thought about it. When she touched someone, quite often she was touching them through their clothes, but instead of only their clothes floating she would cause both the clothing and the person to be affected by her Quirk; that was because she envisioned it happening that way. Earlier today, even, she'd been able to partially reduce the weight of one of those weights the principal had used the room's technology to summon, when before it had only ever been all or nothing.

My Quirk just being Imagination's a little too absurd, Ochaco thought, staring at Denki over her fingers. But maybe they were right. Maybe it's been my perception of removing gravity that's been all wrong? She imagined touching Denki from this distance of only a few feet away, like little pink ribbons flowing from the pads on her fingertips to touch his stomach, and willing her Quirk to activate and really remove the effects of gravity from him, not just have him be 'weightless'. To her immense surprise, the pads on her fingers glowed.

And Denki Kaminari screamed for just a moment as he was launched both up and headfirst into the wall.

Ochaco's stomach was immediately in revolt and she lost all control over her Quirk as Denki bounced and dropped to the ground, writhing in pain, hissing, and clutching at his head. He shuddered and disappeared to the sounds of laser tag, but Ochaco didn't even notice that or the principal's announcement on retiring Denki or congratulations on finding a new application of her Quirk. She didn't even have time to bend over before she was retching rainbow puke from her mouth. "Uraraka!" Izuku shouted, quickly coming to her side as she fell onto her knees, one hand on the ground and the other over her mouth as she tried desperately to hold back another round.

"Here!" Momo added, quickly making an aluminum bucket and placing it in front of Ochaco. The second it was in front of her, Ochaco removed the hand over her mouth, but not quite in time as some of her own sick got onto her palm. Hanta and Koji flinched and stepped back a pace, while Eijiro and Mezo moved forward impotently as Izuku rubbed one hand along Ochaco’s back while the other held her hair back. None of them felt the need to say anything about how the vomit was coming out like sparkling rainbows, since once it was on the ground or in the bucket it looked and smelled just like everybody else’s puke.

“Hey, what the heck just happened?” Mina yelled in concern from her position. “One second everything’s fine, then the next Kaminari’s hitting the wall like a pinball and Uraraka’s puking her guts out!”

“I think Uraraka made good on us challenging her assumptions,” Momo replied, standing up to answer Mina’s question before looking sympathetically back down at Uraraka, who had just started retching a third time which ended in a dry heave. "However, it looks like what she just tried went beyond her limitations.”

“No kidding,” Hanta said. “You gonna be okay there, Uraraka?”

Weakly raising her head from the bucket Momo had made for her, Ochaco wiped her lips with the back of her wrist. “I think so… maybe?” she replied. She really did not feel good, and felt like even using her Quirk the way she normally did to float even a shoe was going to make her start heaving again. “Sorry guys… but I think I’m done.”

“Hey, don’t worry about it,” Izuku consoled her. “I’ll carry you when you feel your stomach’s better.”

“Looks like we won’t be using Uraraka’s Quirk to get us through the reversed gravity room,” Mezo sighed. “I guess we’re going to have to think of something else.”

“What?” Mina called. “I couldn’t hear you, Shoji! Why don’t you all join me up here so we can figure it out together?”

Those still under the effects of “normal” gravity glanced at each other. “We might as well,” Momo stated. “Midoriya, you and Uraraka join us when you’re ready. The rest of us will step into the room with Ashido.”

“I’m really sorry about this,” Ochaco mumbled again. The others nodded and were about to join Mina when they heard a buzzer sound.

“Oh dear, that’s time!” Principal Nezu cheerfully announced. “It seems as though you took too long.”

The remaining members of Izuku’s group glowed with green light before vanishing. The next thing they knew, they were standing in a group of all of their classmates in what appeared to be the gymnasium, with all of the massive stone walls taking up the majority of the space fading away in the same green light. Mina yelped as she fell onto her face, having been standing upside down in the air when she reappeared.

“Well done, all of you,” Principal Nezu remarked, drawing everyone’s attention to him before they could start interrogating the newest arrivals. “Though none of you succeeded in clearing the labyrinth during the time limit, I would like to applaud you all on the basic skills you acquired in detecting traps and navigating through hazardous areas in an unfamiliar location. Though there is much room for improvement, many of you met my current expectations. I believe as part of your training, we should run this exercise every morning after breakfast. I do hope that you all will succeed in conquering the labyrinth before we finish watching all of the videos Kamimoto wishes for us to see. Incidentally, I will be ensuring that the recorded footage from the labyrinth be made available for viewing in your off hours as well as forwarding it to Mr. Aizawa. I am sure he will have his own feedback he’d like to give you.”

The threat of Aizawa seeing their poor performance, especially for Itsuka’s group where Shoto had directly caused his team’s crushing defeat, made many of the students pale.

Yagi glanced at the principal, privately thinking that the students weren't the only ones who'd be on the receiving end of Aizawa and Kayama's feedback.

Notes:

I guess Mineta got to play Cannon Dodgeball after all. Turns out that he's not very good at it.

EDIT: So it looks as though the second half of this chapter with Nezu's Labyrinth isn't exactly sticking the landing or working for people in its current presentation. If you're not a fan of how it was written this time around, any suggestions for how writing it could be improved for the next runs? Those could be snippets of Bakugo trying solo during the evening or a more abbreviated version during morning training before they get back to the episodes.

SECOND EDIT: The poll has concluded. Here are the results:

Total Votes: 1056
It's fine, but make DAMN SURE that Nezu faces CONSEQUENCES for this. - 49.24% (520 votes)
It's fine; don't change it. You keep doing you. - 28.41% (300 votes)
Rewrite the dungeon segment (13.7k words). - 13.73% (145 votes)
Rewrite the whole training segment (15.6k words). - 5.78% (61 votes)
Various 1 vote suggestions/comments - 2.84% (30 votes)

Now, while I understand that almost the majority of votes were for me to keep the chapter as-is and have Nezu face consequences, there were some very well-articulated points in the comments on both this chapter and the PSA that was 31 announcing the poll about how the tonal shift in the latter half of the chapter didn't vibe well from the rest of the story, as well as how the kids were reacting to the "deaths" of their classmates despite this being an island which follows the rules of George of the Jungle (Don't worry, kids. Nobody dies in this story, they just get really big boo-boos).

So it's not a full re-write, but the second section has been tweaked such that instead of horrible brutal death, the students who "die" have instead been treated to a sensation similar to if they'd been shot in laser tag.

Chapter 31: Slip of the Tongue Makes the World Go 'Round

Notes:

In case you have not yet gone back to take a look at chapter 30, I released the results of the poll that closed at the start of this month and made some adjustments to the second half of the chapter. It's now 100% less murdery.

Chapter Text

Gasping and taking in a big breath as a relieved smile broke her face, Mina shook her head back and forth, spraying droplets of water around like a wet dog drying its fur. "Ah… I'm alive again! No headaches for me tonight!"

Kyoka looked at her and the literal water barrel Mina had just submerged her head into and then pulled out of. "What are you talking about?"

Mina heaved a breath in and wiped her mouth with her wrist. The water level was significantly lower now than it had been when she'd dunked her head into it. "The principal's training," she replied. "I was getting dehydrated from all of it, and the crazy labyrinth he had us do."

"Dehydrated?" Denki asked, picking at his supper with his chopsticks.

"Yeah!" Mina replied. "Yaomomo and Uraraka don't have the only bullsh*t Quirks in our class. Acid's an aqueous solution. Where do you think all the water comes from?"

"Come to think of it, aren't most of the Quirks in our class kind of insane from a Quirkless person's perspective?" Mashiro wondered. “Iida has engines in his legs, Kaminari can generate ridiculous amounts of electricity, Shoji can duplicate limbs from his arms, Sero shoots tape from his elbows, and Tokoyami’s got a shadow monster living inside of him.”

“Indeed,” Fumikage agreed. “I couldn’t imagine living in the time before Quirks and having to explain our society to them.”

“You sure that your Quirk uses the water in your body to make your acid?” Kyoka asked.

“Huh?”

“Pretty sure you created a lot more acid than the amount of water that’s in the human body,” Kyoka continued, picking up a fry from her plate. “So are you sure your dehydration is from that?”

“Huh?”

“Well, you were making both citric acid to counteract the osmium Yaomomo was making and hydrochloric acid to melt the iron weight. And I don’t think you were using materials in your body to make both of those acids simultaneously. Your Quirk just produces the acid pretty much out of nothing, right? Hey, Todoroki! Do you get dehydrated when you make too much ice?”

Shoto looked up from where he sat a few tables away with Izuku, Tenya, Ochaco, Momo, Itsuka, and Mei. “I can only say that my body gets cold and tired like I’ve been physically exerting myself too much if I go all out using my Quirk for an extended period of time. That does make me sweat and consequently feel thirsty. If you were questioning if my Quirk turns the water in my body or the water in the air into ice, I’m sure the volume of ice I can produce in an instant will dispel those thoughts.”

Kyoka grinned and made a finger-gun at Mina, who pouted. “Whaaa? No way. I seriously thought I was on a breakthrough to understanding my Quirk more after all of that crap the principal put us through!”

“No, Jiro’s right,” Denki sighed. “You make way too much acid for that to be it.”

"You're just really thirsty ," Toru teased. "Thinking about a certain Hardening boy?" Mina blushed and didn't look Toru's way.

“Thinking about it, a couple of our Quirks are similar to Yaoyorozu’s Creation,” Mashiro pointed out. “Ashido and Todoroki both literally create acids and ice. Mineta’s hair balls just keep growing back as fast as he pops them off, and Sero can make pretty much an infinite amount of tape?”

“Pretty much,” Hanta replied, wincing at the memory of Aizawa’s training camp just weeks ago, where he made tape non-stop for hours on end. He rubbed his elbows on reflex at the recollection.

Itsuka sighed from her position at the table with the other reps, former rep, Shoto, and Ochaco. “So… that training Principal Nezu had us go through…”

“I am going to protest to Mr. Aizawa about that,” Tenya declared. “For the Principal to be treating this time for our training like a game for his own amusem*nt… and exposing us to such material!”

“Hey, it’s not like we haven’t been exposed to worse by the teachers already,” Itsuka commented. “Honestly, a pinup magazine is nowhere near the level of what Midnight showed us yesterday when we were done watching the videos.”

“At least you weren’t subjected to Cupid’s Arrows,” Momo replied, sighing in disappointment with herself. “I ended up finding myself madly in love with Mineta of all people. Why did that pervert have to be the first person I saw?”

“Speaking of, where is the gremlin?” Mei asked with her mouth full of her supper.

“Once he found out what really happened before the principal retired him and Ojiro he went to his room,” Izuku answered. “I think he’s wallowing in despair that he got what he wanted but wasn’t of sound mind to enjoy it.” Mei nodded and swallowed.

“Well, you do have some pretty big boobs, there, Yaoyorozu. So what did any of the labyrinth have to do with training your Quirks anyway?” Mei asked.

The others at the table all paused in silence over their aether-infused meals as they thought back to the things they did that afternoon.

“Come to think of it, not a lot of it was specifically Quirk-oriented,” Itsuka said. “Some of it could have been based on what Quirks we have, but it felt like Principal Nezu was just throwing us in what would be considered life-or-death situations anywhere outside of this island.”

“It’s true that not everyone could train their Quirks equally against the weights,” Momo agreed. “And then the labyrinth may have had areas for training specific Quirks, but we never advanced far enough to reach any tailor-made spots, unless we count the reversed gravity room our group ended at.”

“That foul door had nothing to do with Quirk training whatsoever!” Tenya griped.

“Maybe not,” Itsuka tried to placate him, “but maybe it had less to do with Quirks and more to do with adapting to the situation.” Shoto ate quietly while Tenya looked at Itsuka, silently asking for an explanation. “Iida, you were too rigid. If that was actually a death trap, we all could have died because you were prioritizing not vandalizing a book whose vandalization was the key to escaping with our lives, even if it was a little smutty.”

Ochaco grinned devilishly. “Maybe Iida just didn’t want to ruin any of the pictures,” she teased.

“Uraraka! I would never! As students of UA we must strive to have the utmost integrity!”

“I definitely saw that integrity when you dropped your trousers for me last night,” Mei commented.

Tenya looked aghast while everyone besides Mei at the table gave him a dead stare. “H—Hatsume! Phrasing!”

“So Iida’s into that stuff after all.”

“It’s always the ones you least expect.”

“To think that Iida of all people is the first to give into his animal urges.”

“Must be because he’s been so repressed.”

Shoto got up to move to another table. “I’m leaving before Iida’s degeneracy infects me.”

Frantically looking between the members of his table. Tenya tried to explain. “Hatsume was insistent about getting measurements when we were discussing costume upgrades last night.”

“Measurements, huh?”

“Iida, I’m disappointed.”

“Be a man and own up to it. At least ask her out first.”

“If I was able to confess to Ochaco, then you should just tell Hatsume how you feel, Iida.”

Flabbergasted, Tenya turned to Mei. “I didn’t—I don’t—fix this, Hatsume!”

“Hey, you’re the one who got naked in front of me. Just keep talking; maybe you’ll say something eventually that will undo everything else you said.”

“Are you forgetting that you’re the one who brought this up by telling them that I removed my trousers for you?”

“And are you forgetting that you got a pretty good look at me last night, too?”

“Is this tea?” the entire table looked up to see that Mina had plopped her butt down in Shoto’s vacant spot. “C’mon, spill! What happened last night that I don’t know about? Did the former class rep and miss gadget girl make some babies in the workshop last night?”

" Thirstyyyyy! " Toru called Mina out.

“Got started on them!” Mei happily replied in great contrast to the sass she had just been giving him, to which Tenya groaned. “I started to get a good handle on his specs, and I feel like I can handle them pretty well to make some super cute babies with.”

“For the last time, Hatsume was only taking measurements! Measurements to improve my suit for protective purposes!”

“Then what was that bit about you seeing her?” Mina asked.

Mei giggled. “Well, I’ve gotta make sure that he’s comfortable in all situations. It won’t help if he’s groaning in pain because something in the field gets a little too erotic.”

“Aren’t you the girl who didn’t even know what eroticism was until yesterday?”

“I’m a quick learner!” Mei cheerfully replied. “But Tenya here seems to be a bit too rigid from what Kendo was saying. I think he needs daily dosages of suggestive material to loosen him up and make him more flexible.”

Mina grinned, making both Izuku and Tenya gulp, sensing a shark in the water. “Well, girl, if you want to teach him flexibility , that’s what I’m all about.”

Sighing, and deciding that this conversation had been going on long enough, Momo raised her voice. “I believe that’s enough tormenting Iida for one day. Midoriya, I believe you wanted to go over all of our classmates’ Quirks and develop individual training plans for them to present to Mr. Aizawa either this evening or tomorrow morning.”

Izuku nodded, breathing a sigh of relief that they were leaving the previous topic behind before he could have his feet held over the fire of explicit content. “R—right, I did want to discuss that with you and Kendo,” Izuku replied, fishing out a notebook and pencil and placing it next to his plate and the empty bottle for the medicine he’d been given. “You mentioned earlier that Principal Nezu’s training wasn’t entirely all that focused on Quirk development, and I have to agree with you. For the most part, he seemed to be having most of us develop our physical strength or hone our reflexes and observational skills. Some of us were able to get some Quirk development in, but none of it was tailor-made to any one individual.”

“It almost felt a little bit like the Beasts’ Forest that Pixie-Bob put us through,” Ochaco commented between sips of her drink. “Of course, instead of dirt monsters that could easily be taken out they were flying sixteen-tonne iron weights.”

“Yeah, it really only gave those of us with strength-enhancing Quirks something to work with, and almost everyone had to just dodge, except for Koda and the dinosaur,” Itsuka sighed, thinking back on it. “Then the labyrinth was just all over the place. Pressure plates in the floor that eliminated you if you stepped on them unless you were Tetsutetsu or Kirishima, a giant pit of lime jello, a puzzle door with pages from a pin-up anthology as keys, love arrows, and a reverse gravity room. Was he trying to get us to expect the unexpected?”

“You mean, like, a villain can have any imaginable Quirk under the sun so don’t get co*cky?” Mina asked.

“Feels kinda roundabout way of teaching that lesson,” Mei pointed out.

“All Might said when we were leaving that he would bring it up for discussion with the other teachers,” Izuku stated, “so… maybe we won’t have to do that again. Anyway, let’s get to work so that we can have some independent training menus drawn up for everybody for tomorrow!”

“I’m sorry, but you did WHAT ?” Nemuri asked, forgetting all about the buzz in her head as she sat in the Japanese-themed restaurant with some strips of pre-seasoned steak sizzling on the charcoal grill built into the table between the three adults and the principal.

“I understand that you have some concerns,” Nezu replied, using his chopsticks to flip the steak strips over while he observed them, “but the simulated labyrinth was far less dangerous than its original rendition after All Might intervened and reminded me that a death maze even in a place without death would be unethical and cause needless suffering for our students.”

Shota and Nemuri both shot Toshinori looks before they returned their attentions to the principal. “So shooting my daughter with a love-inducing arrow was easy mode ?” Nemuri clarified.

“Oh, that trap was always part of the plan,” Nezu replied. “It was just misfortune that Miss Yaoyorozu went that way and was struck by the arrow; nothing more.”

Shota sighed while Nemuri fumed at the principal’s audacity. Love compulsion effects? Did she not just go over consent yesterday? What next? He uses something similar to Shinso’s Brainwashing Quirk on the students? “Principal Nezu… this kind of training still seems a little too harsh even for my tastes.”

“Really?” Nezu asked, taking the bits of steak and placing them on his plate, “I would think that something like this would have been right up your alley, Aizawa. After all, expelling high school students from the country’s most elite and prestigious hero academy on the first day after they have already proven themselves worthy by passing our entrance test, all because they don’t meet your standards… even if it is one of your logical ruses to teach a cruel lesson, are you aware of the number that upon re-enrollment we discovered had been contemplating suicide from the shame and despair your “lesson” had given them? The number is not insignificant, I am afraid. Your desire to give them a false death from your expulsion game has very nearly resulted in actual deaths and I am just glad that we have been fortunate so far to have avoided that reality. I am also quite aware of the plan that was devised between yourself and Kan of pushing the children so hard that they broke themselves. Given the rules of this island, I simply believed that you would have decided to push them even harder.”

“Even so, sir—” Toshinori started, but Nezu cut him off.

“Have the three of you wondered, truly wondered, why we have been brought to this island?” he asked, before taking a bite of the steak and swallowing. Nemuri eyed him carefully, thinking through the bit of haze still in her brain that removed her inhibitions and was probably a small part of the reason she had raised her voice at her boss. He raised a couple of good points, even if they were whataboutisms, which were just low blows to call Shota a hypocrite to call him out for cruel and unusual training when Shota employs it as a matter of pride.

“I have wondered…” Toshinori slowly spoke up. “All For One is locked away in Tartarus, and the League is nearly finished and is on the run. Most of our students have provisional licenses a year earlier than expected. While I may have retired, the large threat has passed and there are more heroes than ever on our streets. Kamimoto says that something bad is coming, but I can’t begin to fathom what.”

“Precisely,” Nezu replied. “With everything looking up, there are still some things unaccounted for. There is the fact that All For One and the League somehow knew the location of the training camp, which should have been a complete secret. We are still no closer to learning how the Nomu were created or if that warehouse was the only facility. There are more accomplices of All For One in hiding, such as the doctor who assisted in creating the Nomu. What my concern is… is that with everything seemingly going our way for the moment despite All Might’s forced retirement, what could have these beings in Kamimoto’s Upper Management and herself so scared for our future that they abduct us and place us and Class 1-A in the greatest training environment possible, grant us resources not available in our universe, and even video tapes that will inevitably show us that future so that we can take all manner of steps to avert it?”

Shota stayed silent, while Nemuri felt her blood chill as she tried to recall the words Kamimoto spoke when they first arrived. “I hesitate to even think about it.”

“Death,” Nezu said. The word hung in the air around them like a curse. “That is the only possible explanation I have come up with, and she said as much upon our arrival. Death and destruction the likes of which we have not seen before and could not possibly prepare them for under our normal curriculum. Devastation of such unfairness that to call it absurd would be an understatement. I can only hypothesize that for all we believe things to be going fine, the moment of time we are in right now is only a brief calm before a terribly violent storm the likes of which none of us have ever seen.”

Nemuri’s gaze was drawn to Toshinori as he shook his head. “No, sir, you can’t mean that.”

Sighing, Nezu replied, “I’m afraid I do, All Might. I’m afraid that All For One will find some means to escape Tartarus, and with your injuries and having passed One For All to Izuku Midoriya, we won’t be prepared to fight the Demon King of the Underworld. He will plunge Japan into a crisis we will not foresee and will be ill-prepared to navigate. The students will face death even more acutely than their experiences thus far. I fear that the videos we will watch may show some of them or their loved ones being killed by the villains.”

Shota took a very deep breath and a very long sigh. “So… was that it? Was your original plan to traumatize them or to otherwise familiarize them with death so that they would be prepared for it when it happens in the future?”

Nemuri didn’t quite know what to say as she held her forehead in one hand. “Intentionally giving our students PTSD… training them beyond their breaking point daily as a matter of habit to brute force their way into growing stronger… Principal Nezu, I don’t like it. I can’t condone it. We may have some freedoms in our teaching methods, but they’re still kids; this isn’t some military boot camp where they are treated as if they have no rights.”

“Frankly, I do not like it either,” Nezu said quietly. “But if All For One is our opponent, without the Symbol of Peace to hold him back until the children are ready to join the adults, just how much can we accelerate their training while we have the chance?”

“We use the second years, and the third years,” Shota said quickly. “They may still be kids themselves, but they already have their provisional licenses as well, and they’re years further along in their training than Classes 1-A and 1-B. While our second years will just be starting work studies this term like whichever of our first years are go-getters, they have more power that can only come from experience, and our third years aren’t just the Big Three; there’s forty strong prospective heroes in that group, and even without having One For All, Miro Togata is the closest to taking over your job, All Might.”

Toshinori waved the comment off. “That’s just rhetoric. Young Togata is a fine young man and will make an excellent hero, but Endeavor is the one who will succeed me until Young Midoriya is ready, even if Togata has been trained by my former sidekick Sir Nighteye.”

Nemuri frowned a little. Watching the former Symbol of Peace, an expression came to his face upon the mention of the other pro hero, something that Nemuri couldn’t place. Nezu solemnly placed his paws together before looking up at the blond man. “All Might… what I was saying about death.”

“I understand, sir,” Toshinori replied firmly. “And before I met Young Midoriya, I may have accepted it, but I will not let the future he saw come to pass. I have a reason to live.”

Nemuri shared a glance with Shota, who spoke up. “Mind filling us in?” She felt her back stiffen as Toshinori gave herself and Shota a very serious look.

“In case you aren’t up to speed, Sir Nighteye’s Quirk is called Foresight,” Toshinori explained. “He can touch a person and then see into their future. After my battle with All For One six years ago, he used his Quirk on me without permission to look into my future. It gets hazier the farther into the future he looks, but he saw that I would die either this year or the next.”

Nemuri gasped as a chill descended upon the table once more. The sound and smell of Nezu placing some more pieces of meat on the grill between them couldn’t dispel it, and the principal’s expression was grim.

“So you’re saying that what you fear they’re trying to warn us about, hoping that we can prevent it, and what Sir Nighteye saw in All Might’s future are connected?” Shota asked.

“It is a definite possibility,” Nezu replied. “Remember that on our first day here, Kamimoto did state that there was death in the future, and with what we have learned today about Doctor Tsubasa, we must act quickly and decisively to attempt to thwart it. She could have been referring to All Might’s death as Sir Nighteye foresaw, or perhaps she was alluding to someone else, maybe even one of the students. That is why I believe that the training the children endure in the limited time we have with no restrictions and no irreparable physical consequences must be the most strenuous possible, that they should look death in the face and overcome it.”

Shota sighed and pulled his head back, placing his splayed out fingers over his forehead. “Before we do anything, I would like to see the video you recorded of their performance in this labyrinth of yours. Besides that, it became abundantly clear to Midnight and myself yesterday that everything that I have done as their homeroom teacher has been to undermine their trust in adults, especially in the eyes of Midoriya, and he has been one of the students who has been driving and influencing them all. He is not best friends with everyone, but there is not a single person in Class 1-A who doesn’t respect him or his opinions, and that's grown exponentially since they learned that he's All Might's chosen successor and saw what he had to live through to get to UA. If we aren’t careful and adopt the same ‘do as I say because I am your teacher’ mentality I had used most of the first term, they’re going to argue and fight back. We need to get them on our side or they won’t go along with it. I asked Midoriya this morning for ideas on Quirk training plans for the rest of the hero course students. If we renege on that tomorrow in favour of continuously running this labyrinth of yours, that’s going to wipe out any trust points we managed to earn this morning and at lunch.”

Nemuri understood where Shota was going with this. “So you're saying that for the foreseeable future, we should make them active participants in planning their practical development like when they were developing their ultimate moves on campus prior to the licensing exam."

“Precisely. We can’t just spring this on them tomorrow and expect them to be okay with it without knowing why. They seem to have forgotten the dire seriousness at the beginning and are doing what was told of them to treat this as an extended summer break and training camp. Before we make any further adjustments to training time outside of watching the videos, we’ll need to discuss it with the students and get them onboard.”

"Should we sit down with them and explain our rationale before training begins tomorrow," Toshinori asked, "or would you like me to approach Young Midoriya and ask if he can speak to us about it this evening?"

"Let's wait until after Aizawa and Kayama have had a chance to review the tapes," Nezu suggested, turning the meat. "Then we can come to a decision on approaching the students tonight or in the morning. All Might, keep an eye on that for a minute, will you? I’ll see if they can throw the video up on the screen here in the restaurant.”

As Nezu left the table, Nemuri looked at Toshinori with a deadpan stare. “I am going to f*ck with his tea every day for a week for that love arrows stunt he pulled.”

When they had been forced out of the buffet hall due to its closing hours, Izuku, Momo, Itsuka, Mei, and Tenya found a couple of tables outside of the rear of the main building, relatively close to the swimming pool with a swim-up bar. Outdoor lights kept the place well-lit, and it was still quite warm outside despite the sun having dipped below the horizon. Ochaco had given her boyfriend a kiss on the cheek when leaving their table after supper, wishing him and the others good luck in their endeavours.

The fact that she was still close-by, enjoying the pool in a cute two-piece and playing around with about half of the class, was irrelevant.

"If you want to go flirt and play with your girlfriend, we'd understand, Midoriya," Itsuka said, giving her green-haired classmate an amused smile as she caught him watching Ochaco, Tsuyu, Mina, Denki, and Rikido pass around an inflatable ball. Izuku blushed and turned back to his work.

"I… I really should be working to get this done," he replied, and frowned when he noticed he'd made an error. Izuku quickly worked to erase the offending mark and correct it. "Hatsume, are you sure about what you told Kaminari?"

"If he wants a lightning sword I'd need to do a fair amount of R&D here on the island to make it work," she replied, researching something on her phone. "Our current technology back home doesn't make his request feasible. If he wants a lightning sword, he's essentially getting a blade of ionized plasma, and we'd need to figure out a proper method for containing it that actually works, while also keeping his hands safe from being burnt from the proximity or the device itself. Making a railgun strapped to his arm powered by his Quirk is more feasible than that, but that's only if he wants one alongside his pointer and shooter system Mr. Power Loader and I built for him." Mei looked up at Momo. “Hey, Yaoyorich girl, you say your Quirk lets you convert your body fat into anything you know the molecular structure for?”

Momo blinked a couple of times at the new nickname from Mei. “Uh, yes, that’s my present understanding of it, though we have not looked into it since it was registered when I was a child. Why do you ask?”

“If that’s the case, how come your boobs don’t shrink when you use it?” Mei asked, showing off her phone and scrolling through images showing Momo before and after using her Quirk, with her body appearing the same throughout. “Are you sure you’re transmuting body fat into Creations?”

Momo shook her head while blushing slightly. “I’m afraid you have a bit of a misconception. To my understanding, my Quirk doesn’t actually transform my adipose tissues from around my body into whatever I make from Creation. Instead, it drains the lipids from within the tissues but leaves their cell membranes intact, leaving them open and available for the fatty acids from the food I metabolize to refill them. My Quirk isn’t like Fat Gum’s, using my body’s fat cells directly. That’s the main reason why even if I exhaust myself from my Quirk, my bust size doesn’t change. If I were to use my Quirk to exhaustion and then fast for several days, I am sure that my body would experience a noticeable difference, but then I would be left with less tissue and thus a smaller maximum reservoir.”

“I don’t think it’s just transformative, though,” Itsuka said.

Izuku hummed in agreement and Momo looked towards them both. “Might I know why?”

“Well, for one, you’re producing far more mass on one side of the equation than what you’re putting into it,” Itsuka said. “So right there, that’s broken. And number two, that little rainbow light show on your skin whenever you’re making something, I assume the area’s also warm when you do it, right?”

“Yes it is,” Momo replied.

“Maybe it’s some kind of nuclear fusion, then?” Izuku wondered. “Or perhaps it’s literally Creation. Instead of transforming the lipids into something else, your Quirk is burning those lipids, causing the light and heat, into a usable form of energy from which it synthesizes elements according to your desire.”

“That would explain quite a lot, actually,” Tenya surmised as Momo’s eyes widened at the implication. “It’s intriguing to think about how our Quirks actually function.”

“Still working on those booster babies for you, Legs,” Mei replied. “Had to stop ‘cause the lab blew up when I made a mistake trying to put together the arc reactor.”

It took a few moments for Momo to process her thoughts about what Izuku and Itsuka had just proposed, then brought her hand to her chin. “While that is an interesting hypothesis as to how my Quirk actually functions in order to completely break the laws of conservation of energy, it doesn’t exactly change how I utilize it, does it? My best methods of improving my Quirk would be improving my own knowledge of what I can create and using my Quirk as much as I can. While there is a limit on how much energy I can store, over the years of development the process has been slowly getting more and more efficient. As a little girl when my Quirk first appeared I could only make a single iron ingot that was just about a kilogram and a half in mass before I got exhausted."

"So even if your lipids reserves remain at a set capacity, the more you use your Quirk the more it refines the efficiency of synthesis," Tenya surmised, "allowing you to create more output with the same input." Momo nodded.

"That's correct. Denser materials consequently make more mass, which burn through my reserves faster. It's not about volume of material created, but total mass of material. That's why this afternoon I was power producing osmium."

"Hey, osmium! I could use that in making railguns!" Mei nearly screamed. "It might be able to withstand the kickback from the projectile! I'd need to alloy it, but this could be the solution! You may have just solved a centuries-old problem with the development of railgun technology!"

"Why would this solve the problem?" Izuku asked. "I haven't really looked into them much, so I didn't even realize there was a problem."

“The real reason why we aren’t using railguns like nobody’s business and they’re still in development hell centuries after research into them started is mostly due to a single factor,” Mei replied. “And that factor is the extreme wear and tear on the rails. The best conductive metals to use are also not the most durable. Place a slug between the rails to complete the circuit and accelerate it using electromagnetism, and the rails heat up immensely both from the electric current passing through them and the friction from the projectile. Plus the strong magnetic forces acting upon them, there’s a lot of stuff that hammers away on the rails and you can never really get more than a few full power shots out of them before they’re kaput and need replacement. I don’t think we’ve ever seriously thought of using osmium in their construction because it’s basically the rarest metal on Earth, and it’s extremely brittle so it might not…” Mei paused for a moment before her eyes brightened again, “...unless I make an osmium-iridium-titanium alloy that could be extremely hard and heat-resistant, while also ductile enough to not shatter from the projectile’s acceleration! Ahahahaha! I’m a genius! Hey, Sparky Boy, er… Kaminari!” Mei yelled. The youth in question looked at her, turning his eyes away from the inflated beach ball and causing him to get smacked in the head by it. Mei didn’t seem to care at all as she said, “Look, I’m willing to give your lightning sword idea another try, maybe, but have you ever thought of having a railgun strapped to your arm? I’m pretty confident I can make it work!”

Denki grumbled at having been beaned by the pool ball, with Tsuyu apologizing, and he shouted back, “What’s that? A railgun!? Are you serious? Heck yeah, I’d love something like that if it means I don’t have to get close!” He grabbed the ball from where it was floating in the water near him and tossed it. “Heads-up, Uraraka!”

“I see Kaminari is a follower of our lord and saviour the ranged attack,” Mina giggled.

"Hey, villains are scary, all right!?" Denki replied, slightly freaking out even bringing it up. "Sure, I'm training to be a Hero, but if I can deal with them when they're over there and not up in my business I'll take it!"

"But wouldn't you be pretty awesome in close combat, ribbit?" Tsuyu asked, tossing the ball she'd just gotten from Ochaco towards Rikido.

"That's what we were saying in the labyrinth," Ochaco reiterated. "Seriously, Kaminari. A few martial arts moves, an electrified punch, and BAM, you'll be knocking villains out left and right!"

Denki grimaced. "That still involves getting close, though…"

"Didn't you call yourself the Stun Gun Hero, not the Railgun Hero?" Mina teased. "You don't exactly use stun guns through a scope from a hundred metres away."

"And it's not like you can use a sword without being up close," Rikido added, sending the ball Mina's way.

Denki growled a little as their words shot through his heart. "Okay, fine! You're right. I'll learn some martial arts. It'll probably be better that I have them instead of flailing around without knowing what I'm doing."

"That's the spirit!" Ochaco beamed at him. "I'm sure you and Izuku will make great training buddies!"

Izuku shot his head up and looked back at the pool. "Huh!?"

"You heard me, babe," Ochaco replied. "You're a completely unrefined brawler. After learning from Gunhead, I'm not going to let my boyfriend not know how to fight properly, unless you want me pinning you all the time."

Tusyu, Mina, and Denki all giggled. "Kissing Midoriya's made you bold, Ochaco," Tsuyu ribbited.

"Ooh-la-la," Mina trilled. "Going to be putting Midnight's sex ex class to practical use are we?"

"Wish I was in your place, Midoriya!" Denki teased.

The couple's faces went beet red as Ochaco's comment was taken in an entirely different direction. "It's not like that!"

A bit of movement out of the corner of Momo's eye caught her attention away from the blushing mess that was Izuku. Minoru was walking out from the resort building towards the pool, dressed in swimming trunks and seemingly recovered from his earlier funk. Momo scowled and returned her gaze back to the plan she was trying to develop for Tsuyu. Why couldn't I have looked at Midoriya or Uraraka when I got hit by that love arrow? I at least find them attractive!

"Uh… Yaoyorozu?"

Momo looked up and saw that Izuku was blushing even harder now, and Tenya was looking at her in shock.

Itsuka grinned. "Don't think you meant to say that out loud, Yaoyorozu."

Midnight's daughter flushed. "N-no I didn't! I said nothing. You all were reading my thoughts. It must be the food we've been eating! Yes, that's it! It's given you all telepathy. I certainly didn't say aloud how I've come to find Midoriya and Uraraka attractive."

"Yeah you did," Mei said, not looking up from her own notes. "And you just did again. We haven't gain telepathy or we would've known about it."

"Y-Y-Y-Y-Yao-Yaoyo- YAOYOROZU!? " Izuku screamed, his voice cracking into a very loud squeak. "Y-y-you f-find me WHAT!? "

Minoru bit his lower lip and held it in as he sat at the edge of the pool with his feet in the water. Keep jealous thoughts at bay. Keep jealous thoughts at bay. I must not scream that it's unfair. Midoriya does not do things the girls don't like.

Those in the pool, including those who weren't playing with the ball, turned and looked at Izuku at the sound of his scream. "Uh-oh," Mina giggled. "Looks like Yaomomo let it slip."

Tsuyu looked at Ochaco. "I think you should take Midoriya somewhere else for a bit, ribbit."

"I never said anything out loud! I absolutely did not say that I imagined myself as the middle of a sandwich between you two during Mother's special class yesterday!"

"...and you should probably take Yaoyorozu with you before she says anything else," Tsuyu added while Ochaco's cheeks exploded with even more colour than before. Ochaco nodded and made her way to the edge of the pool as quickly as she could. Her mind was racing as her heart thumpety thump thumped inside her chest.

Okay, I know that Yaomomo said a few days ago she was going to ask Izuku out if I waffled and sat on my feelings, and, sure, she’s gorgeous and amazing and practically a goddess and I maybe kinda implied that I’d need help keeping Izuku in check an’ I was okay with her helping out, but what’s this about her finding me attractive!? She’s not, is she, but we’re… oh f*ck this just got more complicated!

Getting out of the pool, Ochaco quickly strode towards the table where Izuku and Momo were both being very flustered. They both seemed to notice her approach and Izuku paled. “U-Uraraka!” he squeaked, defaulting back to her family name in a panic. Without saying a word, Ochaco grabbed Izuku by the arm, careful not to touch him with her pinkie, and hoisted him onto his feet. Then she dragged him to the other side of the table, grabbed Momo by her arm, also without letting her pinkie fall on the rich girl’s skin, and pulled her to her feet as well. Ignoring Tenya’s sputtered objections and the pair’s panicked questions about where she was taking them and why she wasn’t saying anything, Ochaco led the two frightened teenagers through the garden walkway between the pool and the main building into the back end of the resort. From the corner of her eye she witnessed All Might coming out of the Japanese-themed restaurant, accompanied by the other teachers. She ignored whatever looks they may have given the conspicuous situation and barreled onward into the confines of the resort building.

“Um… O—Ochaco,” Izuku mumbled nervously. “Where are you taking us?”

The three teenagers stood in front of the door to the room Ochaco and Izuku were sharing. It had taken them some time to reach this point. Ochaco had wanted to take them someplace private to talk, but surprisingly their room was not the top ranked place in her mind.

At first, she’d figured just being in the main lobby would be fine. There were only twenty-four students and four teachers on the island. She’d left around ten of them behind either in or around the pool, and there was plenty of other space around between the water park, the gym, the Quirk gym, the beach, the running track around the island, everyone’s rooms, and other areas like conference rooms and such. She should have been able to find some place for a private conversation easily.

However, Fumikage and Koji were in the lobby in plain sight, playing a game of shogi. She wasn’t about to have this kind of conversation around them. Then, Ochaco’s mind immediately went to the Maple Theatre. Kamimoto had said that it was available for their use in the off-hours when they weren’t required to be watching the episodes. It should have been available.

Neito and Tetsutetsu were both inside, and rewatching what had happened during the USJ. Hearing the music and seeing the villains stride out through Kurogiri’s Warp Gate again just made Ochaco go NOPE and left the two members of Class 1-B to their own devices. She could figure out whatever they were doing rewatching that when she had the brainpower to spare, which was probably never.

She tried dragging them to the fountain garden out in front, but quickly discovered that Mina had started to follow them to see what was going on, and she and Izuku did not need to deal with the class gossip nipping at their heels and eavesdropping.

It took a bit to shake off Mina, and then the conference room she’d found that was unlocked turned out to have Shoto in it, with the dual-Quirked boy looking up at them from the book he had been reading. Ochaco quickly slammed the door shut before he could even finish asking if they needed anything from him.

Finally, her brain managed to get around to the sensible idea of just going to her room, which led them to now. Throughout the whole journey to find a place of quiet privacy, the three of them had been quietly reflecting on the words Momo had blurted out after she saw Minoru.

Oh my god, what’s going on? Where’s Ochaco taking us? Why aren’t we talking? Does Yaoyorozu actually like like us? Are we going to be having a talk about… about maybe trying to make that a thing? Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? Caught in a landslide no escape from reality? Any moment now I’m going to open my eyes and wake up in my own bed back at UA. Yup… Any minute now… seriously, what even is my life right now? Can this really be happening? Can I dare to dream of having two girlfriends, my dream girl and Momo freaking Yaoyorozu!? If any gods out there exist, please let me know what’s going on here!!! – Izuku

I messed up. I never should have said anything. Stupid Momo. You should have just… ignored these feelings. It’s just a schoolgirl crush. It would have passed in time. Besides, they’re already in a relationship with one another. It was never going to work out. Life’s not one of your romance novels! Even if it would be amazing to… well… be in a relationship with them both… at the same time… in Midoriya’s strong arms and Uraraka’s curves… why isn’t she saying anything? Why aren’t either of them saying anything? Why am I not saying anything? – Momo

Okay… okay, so Yaomomo isn’t just interested in Izuku, she’s interested in me , too. Seriously? What the f*ck!? I thought she was just looking at Izuku? I know I was open to the idea of her maybe getting involved somehow someday in this thing we’ve got going, Izuku sure needs the help and self-esteem boost, but I didn’t think she’d like me too! There’s no way! I’m nowhere near pretty enough to be in her league. Wait, f*ck , that stuff she said yesterday, about threesomes! Oh… whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa she was talking about us !? Yaomomo was fantasizing about being together with me ‘n Izuku!? AAAAAAAAHH!!! Stop thinkin’ about how hot that would be, Ochaco! Someone hit me with the horny bat, please! – Ochaco

It was at this point, standing in front of the door to the room she and Izuku were sharing, that reality caught up to Ochaco. She was standing in the hall, still damp from the pool, in a two-piece swimsuit, without her room key. That was back at the pool with her purse, phone, and towel. Standing beside her were her boyfriend in a white t-shirt with hiragana for “sweat shirt” and green shorts, and Momo in a plain white t-shirt and red short shorts, appropriate attire for the warm humid temperatures outside despite the sun’s retreat below the horizon but still better dressed than herself in her swimsuit.

“Uh… this is embarrassing,” Ochaco said, looking sheepishly at Izuku, “but I… left my room key back at the pool. Do you have yours on you?”

Her seeming one-eighty mood shift took him by surprise for a moment before Izuku dug into his pockets. “Uh, yeah… sure. Let me… let me get that for you,” he said, pulling out the card and placing it against the electronic lock. The light turned green, they all heard the click of it unlocking, and Izuku opened the door.

Slowly and awkwardly, the three of them entered the room. Ochaco quickly grabbed a towel out of the bathroom and wrapped it around herself to dry off a bit more. Returning, she said, “Let’s all, uh… let’s sit down and we can…”

“…talk?” Izuku asked.

“Right! Talk!” Ochaco agreed, trying to get the wind back in her sails after losing it from forgetting her key card. “Yep! We can talk! Talk this out.”

“Yes, talking!” Momo said, probably louder than she had intended, as she sat on the foot of what she couldn’t have possibly known was Izuku’s bed, opposite where Ochaco was sitting on the foot of her own while Izuku simply sat himself on the floor between them.

“…right,” Izuku agreed. “T-talking would be… would be good.” Blushing up a storm, feeling a horde of butterflies in his stomach, Izuku glanced towards Momo before dropping his eyes to the floor. It was too awkward to just straight up ask this while looking at her. “H-hey, uh, Yaoyorozu…” he spoke up. “Did you… did you really mean what you said? A-about being… being attracted to me, and to Ochaco?”

His girlfriend made a cute eep sound at the reminder that Momo freaking Yaoyorozu found her attractive as well, which helped steady Izuku’s nerves a touch.

There was silence in the room for a few palpable seconds before Momo, fists clenched against the skin of her knees with a lowered head, quietly declared, “…yes.”

The seconds ticked by slowly, but with ominous quiet filling the room. None of the three teenagers could bear to look at each other in the oppressively awkward atmosphere. Anxiety consumed the trio, none of them knowing exactly what they should say or who was going to speak first as they remained lost in their thoughts and overwhelmed by how deafening their heartbeats were in their own ears.

Eventually, mercifully, agonizingly, Momo broke the long terrible silence. “I would like to… to apologize for that, Midoriya, Uraraka,” she said. “That wasn’t… it was never something I intended to say aloud.” Izuku didn’t look up, but Ochaco did, slowly raising her head towards the beautiful class vice-rep. “The two of you… you have a very special bond; something that’s recently strengthened and blossomed into something amazing over the past few days. Your new relationship status is still so new, almost as new as these feelings that have been growing in my heart since we arrived here on the island. Tonight’s only our third night since arriving here and your new relationship is so raw that I have no business doing anything that might interfere with that.”

Ochaco mulled over what Momo just said, briefly biting her bottom lip as she contemplated it. “And yet you said the first day that you’d ask Izuku out if I didn’t say anything by… probably now, I guess.”

Izuku looked up sharply. “Wait, that was how Yaoyorozu pushed you into confessing your feelings?” he said, eyes wide as saucers. He looked towards Momo. “When I forgave you when you helped us prank the rest of the class, your part in pushing Ochaco was saying that you were going to ask me out?”

Momo finally looked at him and sighed. “Yes. While I may not have had exactly… romantic feelings towards you for long, Midoriya, you’re a valued, driven classmate. You’re intelligent, have great analytical skills, are always eager to lend a helping hand to anyone who asks for your help, and are just naturally heroic, moreso than anyone else in our class. Your zeal and dedication is aspirational. It was your idea that saved our lives in Kamino, and it was your aptitude for creative thinking that inspired my actions in the licensing exam and led us to victory. I already thought well of you before coming to this island; it was seeing your early life before UA through your eyes that fully revealed you as a diamond in the rough and I began seeing you differently. I was serious when I told Uraraka that if she was not going to act upon her feelings, then I would act upon mine.”

“It also helps that you’re both really cute and really hot at the same time,” Ochaco added wistfully, scratching her cheek with a finger.

“That too,” Momo giggled in agreement. “Despite what you may think about your plain appearance, you’re not unappealing, Midoriya.”

“Bwa… wha…”

Momo looked at the other girl in the room with a faint smile and a chuckle. “It’s not just him, Uraraka. Seeing you through Midoriya’s eyes got me to realize just how adorable you are as well, and strong, and heroic. Your smile brightens everyone’s day and your optimism keeps the mood up. I wasn’t kidding when I let slip that I would have preferred temporarily falling in love with either of you in that labyrinth earlier.”

Ochaco was now the sputtering speechless one, not quite sure what to say beyond an awkward, “Thank you,” to the busty bombshell. She had been mulling over Momo’s earlier words, of course, but it was another thing entirely to have her say so directly.

With everything laid bare, Momo bowed her head in remorse. “Again, I apologize for making you feel uncomfortable. Now that you two were dating, and clearly very infatuated with one another, I had planned to sit back on these feelings and let them pass. It’s not fair to either of you to be envious or want to intrude upon what you already have. I’m sorry for making you feel uncomfortable and I hope we can work to get past this.”

“W-wait, Yaoyorozu!” Izuku stammered. “There’s, there’s really nothing for you to be apologizing to us for!”

“Yeah!” Ochaco joined in. “You can’t help how ya feel! Heck, I even told you before I confessed that I might need some help handling Izuku, so I kinda left an open invitation.”

“You left a what?” Izuku yelped, eyes widening in surprise. This… this is something that Ochaco had left room for Yaoyorozu to join in on? But she’s usually so jealous! She’s even talked about how she got jealous when I was around other… other girls.

Ochaco rubbed the back of her head and averted her eyes from her boyfriend. “Well… you really did and still do have a bad case o’ not having much self-esteem, Izuku,” she said, “so I figured… maybe it’d take more than just little ol’ me to get it through your skull that you’ve got people who care for you and would be upset if ya didn’t take care of yourself. And since Yaomomo said that she had taken a shine to you and Mina was still figuring out if she should go after Kirishima or not, I kinda thought that… maybe… having someone super smart and pretty and sexy and awesome like Yaomomo around, too, could help boost you up.”

Momo blinked, mouth falling open in shock. “Y-you were serious about that?” she asked, sounding hopeful. “You actually want me to—”

“The shocker to me is that you find me attractive, not just Deku,” Ochaco replied, still looking away and scratching at her cheek. “You know, I figured that the jealousy I always seemed to feel whenever I saw Izuku being close with another girl would be going haywire right about now, but somehow it’s not. Feels like I can trust you not to try to hurt Izuku or anything like that.”

“Hey, time out for a second here,” Izuku weakly asked for, placing a hand over his crimson face. “Ochaco, are you saying that you’re… well… that you’re okay with sharing me with Yaoyorozu? Don’t I get a say in this?”

“Of course you do!” Ochaco hastily replied, turning back around to face him. “Consent is super important! You heard Midnight yesterday! Whether it’s in relationships or just plain old fun, everyone needs to consent to stuff. There’s no way anything’s happening if we’re not all on board with it.”

“You’re starting to sound like you’re already on board with it,” Izuku said suspiciously.

Ochaco blushed and looked down, poking her index fingers together. “Well… I can’t say that I’ve ever thought about it in this way before,” she admitted, “and what I had thought about before was kinda, like, polygamy since that’s been legal for years now, where we’d both date you and prop you up so that you’d see yourself like I see you; but hearin’ that you liked me too, Yaomomo, that… that made me feel really good. And you are… really pretty and it isn’t like I haven’t checked you out in the showers when I thought you weren’t looking.” Momo blushed at the revelation. “So if you were attracted to both me and Izuku, well… you’re right in that it’s still so new, which means we’re still figuring out how everything works. So if… if you wanted to date both of us, make this a polyamory thing… I wouldn’t… stop you…”

Her voice grew quiet at the end as she turned redder and redder, and then slapped her hands on her face. Her Quirk activated, sending the blushing girl up out of her towel to rotate around in the air by the ceiling.

Momo sighed as she looked up at the girl in her swimsuit, dripping drops of water down from where she hadn't fully dried herself in the towel. That right there, that's part of why you're too adorable, Uraraka.

"...how?"

Momo turned away from Ochaco's flustered floating, and the gravity girl removed her hands from over her eyes. Both of them looked at Izuku after his quiet question, and were concerned by the expression on his face.

"This… this has to be a hallucination," Izuku said, his face white while looking straight ahead, not at either of them. "I'm dreaming. Yeah, that's it. This whole thing has been an elaborate dream. I'll wake up and be back at UA. That's the only explanation. Uraraka I could believe actually likes me like that, but there's no way Yaoyorozu also has feelings for me. Ha. And wants to date both Uraraka and me at once. No way. I've got to be dreaming. There's no way that could be true. That's far too good for someone like me."

Momo and Ochacho shared a quick look. Despite Ochaco's earlier embarrassment over the revelation that the Everything Hero was attracted to her, dealing with Izuku took precedence. Ochaco's belief that she would need help dealing with him was already proving true, even if it was because Momo had admitted to liking him like Ochaco did. Ochaco pushed against the ceiling to send her back to the floor and released her Quirk. Ochaco knelt next to Izuku first before Momo rose from her seat on the boy's bed and joined the other two on the floor a little bit away from them.

"Izuku?" Ochaco asked. “Izuku, focus. Look at me.” Slowly, his head turned in her direction. “Izuku, this is not a dream. This is real. You are worth people liking you. Yaomomo just laid out a bunch of reasons why she likes you and wants to take a chance, and if you’ve forgotten everything I’ve said to ya then I’m going to… I’m gonna kiss you silly until you pass out!”

“And I’ll do whatever I can to prove that… to prove that I’m serious!” Momo added, clenching a fist up near her chest. “We may not be as close to one another as you and Uraraka were before we came to the Future Briefing Island, but we can start. I’m willing to make an effort. Even if you say that you don’t want to pursue me that way, I’d still like to be better friends with you, Midoriya; and we’ll be working closely together as classroom representatives. I’m willing to wait if you’re not ready for something like this.”

Izuku looked between the two of them, seemingly shell-shocked and stumped. For a brief second, the two girls saw Izuku’s skin glow and a green spark shoot across his right arm before he slugged himself in the face. Both of them cried out in surprise and Izuku winced. “Yeah… yeah, that hurt. And… and you’re both still here. I’m not in bed in my dorm room. Okay. Yup. This is definitely real and my big suck anxiety brain’s not playing tricks on me.”

“Of course it’s not!” Ochaco almost shouted. “Did ya really need to punch yourself to prove you weren’t dreaming!? Wasn’t breaking your arms repeatedly and having them instantly healed earlier today enough?”

“Sorry, sorry,” Izuku apologized, not exactly meeting their gazes and wincing while tears formed in his eyes over a thin, but happy, smile. “I’m just… I’m overwhelmed, you guys. I’m already dating my dream girl, and to hear that you, Yaoyorozu, the smartest girl in class; you came with me, Kirishima, and Todoroki to rescue Bakugo and showed us a side of you we’d never seen before, to hear that you also maybe feel the same way about me that Ochaco does, and neither of you are fighting each other over it like you always hear about… this just feels too good to be true.” He sniffed, rubbing away some tears with his wrist. “A part of me wants to say no, because accepting your feelings and agreeing to whatever this is feels like I’m being greedy to be in a relationship with the two prettiest girls in UA.”

“Anyone takes issue with it, they can say hello to my fist,” Ochaco replied with a grin, flexing her bicep and showing off the muscle she had there. “I didn’t intern with the Battle Hero: Gunhead for nothing, and I’m going to keep getting stronger!”

Izuku chuckled a little before sniffling and rubbing the tears in his eyes away. “Sorry I’m such a crybaby. All Might keeps telling me to get a grip on the waterworks.”

Ochaco and Momo shared a quick look with each other before turning their attention back to Izuku. “ Our crybaby?” they asked as one.

It took a moment for Izuku to collect himself enough to answer. His heart was clenched so tightly he felt like he might have been having a heart attack, hearing both Ochaco and Momo simultaneously ask him that. He could always say ‘no’ and continue on like things were with just Ochaco; Momo had given him that out, as had Ochaco. Both of them were understanding and being considerate of his feelings on the matter. However, even though it hadn’t happened the way she’d wanted to, Momo Yaoyorozu had still confessed to having a crush on not just him, but Ochaco as well, and his girlfriend seemed to be interested in pursuing the idea of the three of them being an item together.

He’d never considered such a thing in his wildest dreams before. It was all he could ask for to have one girlfriend, and he’d already won the lottery with it being Ochaco Uraraka. To wind up with a second girlfriend two days later was completely unthinkable and absolute madness, and for it to be Momo Yaoyorozu was just the universe going insane… or it was karma paying him back for sixteen years of sh*t with interest. He didn’t want to be greedy; he was fine with what he had.

“Some heroes always aim for the top while others happily settle. The difference between those two mindsets has a big impact on how far you go in the real world.”

This isn’t the same thing, All Might! Izuku yelled in his head. Wanting to be the Number One Hero and wanting two girlfriends simultaneously are totally different things! Unlike with Ochaco, he couldn’t honestly say that he was in love with Momo Yaoyorozu. Yes, he admired her a great deal, and it didn’t hurt that she was the second prettiest girl in school—Ochaco was ranked first, thank you very much! Before he’d gotten together with Ochaco, he would have counted himself phenomenally lucky to have any of the girls of Class 1-A as a girlfriend. He had been thanking the stars just for them not treating him like a leper. That wasn’t to say that we wasn’t attracted to her! She had a great mind, was fun to hang around with whenever they did, and even though he was Minoru’s opposite, he wasn’t blind . She was definitely the second prettiest girl in school, after Ochaco.

You want to, don’t you?

I don’t… I don’t want to get too greedy.

You’re not taking anything that’s not being freely given.

I’ll get teased.

You’re already getting teased.

I’ll get teased more !

Death by facial hemorrhage is preferable to death by All For One.

She could do better than me. She’s high society! I’m nobody. Ochaco’s nobody! We’re both nobody!

She still wants the two of you anyway and thinks you’re both insanely cute.

But… but I…

You’re not thinking of the positives, Izuku. Imagine getting a big ol’ hug from Yaoyorozu on one side, Ochaco on the other, and both of them kissing your cheeks.

T-that’s! Wait, who is this?

Ha ha! You thought you were arguing with yourself, but it’s me! Nana Shimura!

N-Nana! What? How?

We want you to be happy, Izuku, or did you forget that? Go get your rich girl waifu and have fun with both her and Ochaco. You know you want to try it out. It sounds really fun…

B-but—!

And you’ve forgotten something.

…what’s that?

Her mother’s a professional hero. This works out, and you’d have a Pro Hero mother-in-law.

Izuku looked up at the pair of them, smiling brightly. “Y-yeah! Your crybaby!”

Holy sh*t, that worked? Say the right thing and you’re an easy switch Mr. “Deku sounds kinda cute”.

“Whoa! That’s a little more intense of a response than I was expecting,” Ochaco laughed.

Momo dabbed at her eyes and nodded, smiling as well. "So… so just to be clear so we have no misunderstandings… may I call each of you, my gosh, my boyfriend and girlfriend?"

Her face was red, but Ochaco wasn't feeling like her face was any less red as she nodded and stuttered. "Y-yeah! An-and I can do the same, right? Call you my girlfriend and Izuku my boyfriend?"

"Absolutely," Momo agreed. "I would be happy for you to call me such, and to please… I know the nickname Yaomomo has been accepted by the class, but… if you both want to just call me Momo, I would like that."

"I have two girlfriends," Izuku said. The two girls looked at him. "I have two girlfriends," he repeated, a little stronger. "I have two girlfriends! I can say that, right? To everyone?"

Ochaco giggled at the grin on his face. "Yeah, you sure can, Izuku."

Momo blushed and placed her hands to her cheeks. "Oh. Right. We're going to have to… what are we going to tell everyone? This isn't like what happened with you two the other day."

“I bet if we kissed in front of Mina she’d tell everybody in an instant,” Ochaco said.

Momo’s cheeks turned even redder, coming close to the colour of a ripe tomato. “K-k-k- kiss!? Isn’t it… a little too soon for something like that? To kiss each other in front of our classmates, I don’t know how you and Midoriya do something so bold so naturally.”

Ochaco giggled. “Isn’t your mom Midnight?”

“Just because my mother is the R-rated Hero does not mean that I’m immediately comfortable with kissing one minute after we have established the beginning of a relationship!” Momo replied, a little bit hysterical at the notion that she actually was in a relationship with two of her classmates.

Izuku raised his hand slightly. “I… well, I may have a suggestion, if we don’t want to go anywhere tonight and just… you know, spend some time together.”

“Oh? What’s your idea, Izuku?” Ochaco asked.

“Well, we could always just drop a message in the class group chat,” Izuku suggested. “You know, saying that we’re all a… it’s not a couple since there’s three of us. Hmm… is throuple an actual word? Would that be how it’d be classified?”

“Yes, Midoriya,” Momo replied. “Throuple would be the correct term.”

“Okay, well, we could just post in the class group chat that we’ve become a throuple now,” Izuku stated. “Then, just, like, mic drop and mute the chat so we can get a bit more comfortable with this whole thing by ourselves.”

“That sounds like an excellent idea, Midoriya,” Momo replied, clapping her hands together. She turned towards her pocket to get her phone. “I should let everyone…” she trailed off, recognizing that the only thing in her pocket was the key to the room she was sharing with Hanta. “Um… problem. I don’t seem to have my phone on me. I must have left it behind at the table.”

Izuku blinked, then quickly plunged his hands into his pockets and realized the same thing. He couldn’t feel the familiar weight of his phone either! “Uh-oh! Same here. Ochaco, do you…” he quieted when he looked at her, again realizing that Ochaco was only in her swimsuit and showed no signs of having brought anything she’d brought to the pool back with her, including her phone.

Silence reigned for several long seconds as the three gazed at their feet. It looked like they would need to face the music after all.

Mina had the biggest, stupidest, punchiest sh*t-eating grin on her face when the three returned to the pool together to collect their things. “I take it back,” Izuku said. “Karma’s still not done messing with me yet.”

Gathering her courage, Momo extended her hand forward in her best Pokémon trainer impression and commanded, “Midoriya! Use One For All Full Cowling! Grab everything and run!”

Izuku practically kicked himself that the idea of just using his Quirk to give himself super speed to grab their stuff and thereby avoid Mina hadn’t occurred to him. Seconds later, his body filled with the power of his Quirk, Izuku left an annoyed Mina in the dust with his stuff, Ochaco’s stuff, Momo’s stuff, and his two girlfriends in his arms.

"I'm a dumbass!" Mei shouted, oblivious to what just happened. "I could just use vibranium to make the rails!"

"Won't that just shatter the projectile, or worse, the railgun itself?" Itsuka cautioned.

"f*ck!"

"Hatsume! Language!"

"Too bad! Gonna try it anyway and see how it works!"

Chapter 32: Every Battle has an Ending

Notes:

Hello everyone! It's been... far too long since I updated this. I had honestly been feeling kinda bummed out and uninspired after the fallout from the last pair of chapters. Part of what took so long was at one point in December I ended up writing a scene that was honestly nothing more than an angry in-story lashing out where Kamimoto confronted Eraser Head, Midnight, and All Might about Nezu because people from "Middle Management" were harassing her for what had happened and wanted blood and she was just running around trying to appease everybody and put out fires so that water cooler talk could turn back around to her doing a good job and making everybody happy.

It stayed in the doc for a long time, which was part of the reason why it took so long for me to finish because I was hemming and hawing about actually including it, but eventually decided to cut it since it really did not need to be there and all it truly was was just the author venting frustrations through their OC administrator character and saying "Look, I can't get rid of Nezu because the plot needs him to stay as UA's principal unless you want to stand on principle over pragmatism and saddle UA with some kind of Hero Public Safety Commission flunky once they return".

But once that was cut, and I got the juice going to write that chapter of Hell Week, the rest of this one finally came together! So here it is, and let us all hope and pray that I am able to produce the next chapter before July's end at the latest!

Enjoy!

Chapter Text

[CLASS 1-A]

21:15

Small_Might: I guess I have a bit of an announcement @everyone. @Mochilover and I are now a throuple with @Queen_Encyclopaedia. Mic drop.

Mochilover: ^

Queen_Encylopaedia: ^

Queen_Encylopaedia: And we will be unavailable for the rest of the evening. Good night everyone; we will see you in the morning.

Queen_Encylopaedia has muted the chat.

Small_Might has muted the chat.

Mochilover has muted the chat.

Kyoka sat bolt upright from where she was lying on her bed, reading the messages that just appeared in the class’ group chat. She had to blink a couple of times to make sure she read that properly, while it began to scroll as more of her classmates noticed the new messages in the app.

AcidReign: What!?

AcidReign: Noooo! You can’t just drop that and run!

AcidReign: I must have details!

StealthyStreaker: GASP!

StealthyStreaker: Congratulations, guys!

StealthyStreaker: Go get you some!

Sugardaddy: Whoa, for real?

BossBass: Well, that sure was quick.

Turbo: Midoriya, Uraraka, Yaoyorozu!

BossBass: Congrats. C u l8tr.

Turbo: You’d better not have muted in order to engage in carnal activities unbecoming of proper students of UA!

AcidReign: Take a chill pill, Iida.

AcidReign: Love is blossoming in the tropics.

DarknessoftheAbyss: And the light shines brighter.

DarknessoftheAbyss: I shall give you my congratulations in the morning.

Turbo: Ashido! It is imperative that we strive to uphold ourselves to the greatest standards of conduct!

HandCrusher: Bold words coming from the degenerate who bared themselves to Hatsume last night.

BossBass:

BossBass: wut?

Turbo: Todoroki!

Turbo: That kind of comment that can easily be taken out of context is unnecessary!

HandymanSecretWeapon: Whoa! Did Iida get lucky with Hatsume last night? Also, nice. Congrats Midoriya, Uraraka, Yaoyorozu.

Turbo: I did not “get lucky” Sero! You are taking Todoroki’s statement out of context!

Turbo: As Hatsume stated yesterday, she wished to measure all of the boys to ensure that costume developments could be made to ensure the continued safety of our reproductive organs.

Turbo: Although I had originally declined Hatsume’s request, when working on alterations we could make to my costume to facilitate my Quirk, Hatsume brought up the subject again.

Turbo: She made reasoned arguments regarding her position and was persuasive enough to convince me of their validity. Therefore, I acquiesced and permitted her to take measurements.

Turbo: And that was all that happened! We are not in that type of relationship.

AcidReign: Then what was that bit she said at supper about showing you her tit*?

Turbo:

Turbo has muted the chat.

BossBass: Congratulations, Ashido.

BossBass: You have succeeded in driving Iida away instead of lecturing us.

HandymanSecretWeapon: Wow. People getting some action out here.

Sugardaddy: I won’t count on him being quiet about this in the morning.

AcidReign: That’s future Mina’s problem.

StealthyStreaker: Right now somebody should make sure he doesn’t crash their party.

Truck_Dodger: I’ll handle it.

StealthyStreaker: Thanks, Tsu!

HandymanSecretWeapon: Hey, if you’re going to Mido and Uraraka’s room, can you check to see if Yaomomo’s staying the night there? Would like to know if she’ll be coming back to our room and I doubt she’ll be paying attention to PMs.

Truck_Dodger: Sure. I’ll let you know.

PowerPack: Man… I’ve gotta get myself a girlfriend.

PowerPack: Midoriya’s living the life!

BossBass: If anyone deserves it, Green does.

BossBass: You, however, haven’t been screwed by the universe nearly as bad.

PowerPack: Harsh.

PowerPack: Wouldn’t Uraraka forgetting my literal existence while I’m in the middle of asking her out the *millisecond* she spotted Mido give me some sympathy points?

Welch’s: sh*t no, that was funny.

PowerPack: Dude, aren’t you on my side here?

Welch’s: The girls have made their opinions abundantly clear.

Welch’s: So I am going to be studying Midoriya’s behaviour.

StealthyStreaker: Smart move.

Welch’s: Even if he’s not planning on it, he’s on track to follow in the footsteps of heroes like Defiant and the Red Dragon Emperor now that he’s also dating Yaoyorozu.

Welch’s: Yes, I have been made aware of how Midoriya’s milkshake brings all the girls to the yard.

HandymanSecretWeapon: ROFLMAO.

HandymanSecretWeapon: He’s going to f*ckin’ die when he sees that.

BossBass: That was objectively funny.

BossBass: I hate you.

PowerPack: I’m DYING, man!

Welch’s: Have you *seen* the boobs on Hatsume?

AcidReign: Ooh yeah.

Welch’s: Say what you will about her flashing Iida. She’s been hanging *pretty* close to Midoriya the whole time we’ve been here…

AcidReign: She’d have to fight Ocha ‘n now Yaomomo for him, and I’m not betting on crazy in that fight.

Kyoka turned her phone’s notifications off and tossed her phone to the side. Despite what she had just typed about Minoru’s comment, a grin came to her lips. She was going to need to interrogate the three of them in the morning for how this had happened, as well as ensure that Izuku knew what was going to happen to him if he ever hurt Momo in any way.

Sighing, she rubbed her eyes and forced her way off of her bed. Aizawa still wanted that essay about her conduct in the Mountain Zone at the USJ. Might as well finish it instead of hoping he forgot.

A few more minutes of chatting on the class’ group chat, occasionally altering between chats, then Mina put her phone down on the little round table she was sitting at by the pool, a towel wrapped around her shoulders. Beyond she could still see Itsuka, Tenya, and Mei working on plans and strategies for Quirk development and costume improvements and nifty gadgets that the inventor chick could try whipping up. A couple of the others who had been in the pool playing around with her had joined them, and Denki was apparently giving Tenya some heat for the comment she made earlier to fluster him. Fortunately, he hadn’t seen the need to come over here and lecture her in person, having hand-chopped and lectured her for thirty seconds from a distance before Itsuka got him to shut up and get back to work.

Mina picked up the drink she’d gotten from the bar, non-alcoholic by the rules of this place, but still a fruity mocktail of orange juice, pineapple juice, grenadine, ginger ale, and a splash of mango juice. Taking a sip, taste buds delighting at the flavour that spilled onto her tongue, Mina hummed as she sat under the patio lights around the pool and night sky and thought on the day.

This was the end of their third day on this crazy island, and the major thing that sent her gossip-motor into overdrive had exploded at a pace far beyond the entire rest of the year so far. Not surprising, given how repressed Ochaco had been about her feelings, something Mina had very easily picked up on before the licensing exam. What was surprising was how swiftly Momo had caught the love bug for the green bean, and it was annoying how they had evaded her pursuits to get the gossip earlier and left her the barest of details in that tiny message in chat.

She wanted to know everything! Romance was happening on this tropical island, and Mina was living vicariously through them since her own love life was virtually non-existent! All the super spicy details were what she craved, what she lived off of, and dammit, she wanted them.

But… Momo hooking up with the inseparable duo was hardly the only thing that had occurred today, even if it was the most recent and freshest in her mind. They had wrapped up watching about the USJ at the start of the term, when both Izuku and All Might had been this close to being killed by Shigaraki had Snipe not shown up when he did, and Momo, Kyoka, and Denki, too, by that electric villain!

Then there was that recap episode, and some of her classmates coming to the conclusion that Izuku and Katsuki’s childhood family doctor was the same one working with Shigaraki and this ‘Master’ creepo. And something had happened in Hosu revolving around one of the Nomu and Izuku, according to Shoto. Then it was sports festival, sports festival, sports festival. It felt good, looking back on some of the training they’d done to prepare for…

A frown darkened her expression. “Training, right…”

Ignoring what the principal put them through that afternoon, Mina drained her drink, grabbed her phone, and got up from the table. Looking towards the gang still hanging around, she asked, “Hey, have any of you seen Kirishima?”

“Kirishima?” Denki asked. “Uh, I think he went to the Quirk gym place to train with Bakugo.”

“Great, thanks,” Mina replied, and headed out, not letting the bubbling anger at the reminder from earlier surface into her voice.

Bakugo, she thought bitterly. She honestly didn’t know why Eijiro was still hanging around with him. Purely out of respect for her junior high school classmate, she was keeping the hate for the blond bomber that had emerged in the past few days locked down. Kyoka could say that junior high kids were sh*t all she wanted and give him a pass, but Mina thought differently.

Katsuki Bakugo was consistently a bully from the time he got his Quirk to entering UA that spring.

And Mina Ashido hated bullies. Until the past few days, she was sure that Eijiro Kirishima hated them too.

So why is he still associating with that manure sack? She wondered angrily. It had taken a great deal of willpower not to snap at him when she sat with him and Eijiro yesterday after lunch, when they were rewatching the USJ incident. She’d mostly come by so that she could sit next to Eijiro, and dealing with Katsuki was a consequence of that.

But what he said earlier, what Eijiro had revealed earlier, when she had called the dyed redhead out on jumping off a roof as appropriate training and he’d cheerily recounted that it had been Katsuki’s idea in the first place…

“Just pray that you’ll be born with a Quirk in your next life, and take a swan dive off the roof of a building.”

Mina shook her head as her mind recalled those words again.

“I hope Bakugo wasn’t the one who gave you that idea.”

“Actually, he did! It was a great idea to train my Quirk!”

Oh, she had words that needed to be said about how wrong that whole situation was! Even moreso than Mr. Aizawa and Principal Nezu’s Hero Informatics lecture on self-defence laws and going into the exact technical reasons for why they, as faculty, had done nothing to curb Minoru’s perversion, but also had done nothing to punish Tsuyu and any of the other girls who had thus far inflicted retaliatory damages to the young man.

At least now the lessons in respecting their boundaries and consent seemed to be finally getting through his skull. Props to Toru for biting the bullet and giving him a kiss on the cheek as a bit of a preview for what he wants his future to be if he actually follows through on his “Self-Improvement Through Watching Midoriya” plan.

Regardless, Mina entered the main building of the resort again and turned towards the path that would lead her back towards the Quirk training facility. It took her a couple of minutes of walking, but she made it there without issue.

“DIE!”

Mina could feel the heat from Katsuki’s explosions as she opened the door, seeing him doing the same training that Aizawa had been putting him through during the training camp by dousing his arms in scalding water, heating them up and forcibly tricking his body into producing more sweat in an effort to cool them down.

“Yeah! That’s it, Bakugo!” her target cheered. She saw Eijiro use his Quirk. “Now, hit me with all you’ve got!”

“Oh, you asked for it!” Katsuki roared. The dyed-pink bomber braced for impact as Katsuki pulled his arms out of the barrel and blasted himself into the air. Mina couldn’t help but watch him as he used his explosive Quirk to blast his way around in the air, getting himself into a whirling spin. Sucking in air as he went, spinning faster and faster in order to build up to his ultimate move. Seeing that whirlwind of fire and concussive force that Katsuki was building towards had Mina gasping in concern, but she wasn’t able to say anything that could be heard over the din of Katsuki’s explosions, or his scream of “HOWITZER IMPACT!”

KABOOM!!!

Concern flooded Mina first and foremost as she felt the power of the explosion from where she was standing by the door. Throwing her arms up and ducking her head back, she weathered the force of the explosion before opening her eyes again and peering into the cloud of smoke now that the mammoth fiery conflagration had died out. “Kirishima!”

What eventually answered her as the smoke dissipated into the air was a chuckling groan. “Man, that was stronger than I expected.” He came into view, lying on his back with one arm raised to plop his hand onto his forehead. Laughing, Eijiro pushed himself into a sitting position, and thrust his arms up into the air. “YEAH!!! I SURVIVED!”

“Don’t get full of yourself. You’re not allowed to die on this island,” Katsuki tersely reminded him, as if ticked off that his ultimate move hadn’t completely destroyed the target.

Conflicting emotions warred inside of Mina as Eijiro simply laughed it up, but the faction that gained the greatest strength and shouted loudest was the “ANGRY” faction. Granted, it had already been strong when she was marching over here, but it had shifted targets.

Stomping her bare feet on the wooden boards of the gymnasium’s maple floor, Mina approached the laughing numbskull who’d just given her a heart attack. “KIR-I-SHI-MA!!!”

The dunce turned his head towards her, seemingly oblivious to the howling rage swirling around inside of her. “Oh, hey Ashido. What’s—” he stopped, words dying in his throat and a bit of redness coming to his cheeks, but Mina didn’t notice Eijiro’s slip-up. Her eyes narrowed into slits as she bent down and jabbed her finger into his forehead.

“YOU IDIOT!”, the now purple-faced hero-in-training bellowed. “ARE YOU CRAZY‽ NO, SCRATCH THAT, YOU MUST BE CRAZY! WHY ELSE WOULD YOU WILLINGLY ASK BAKUGO TO HIT YOU WITH THAT‽”

Eijrio threw his hands up in surrender as Mina grabbed him by the hair and yanked him to his feet. “Hey, whoa, cut it out. It’s not that big a deal, Ashido.”

“Is this your idea of training?” Mina continued, still purple in the face as she looked over her friend for any damage he might have sustained taking Katsuki’s ultimate move head-on. “Being a bigger and bigger moron? First it’s jumping off buildings and now being his punching bag? What’s next? Asking Midoriya to… punch… you…” Mina’s tirade slowed as an unheard segment of her brain finally broke through the rage, informing her of the information that her eyes were sending her.

Eijiro was looking away from her, and turning his body away as well, and what a fine body it was. Not a scratch on him after what Katsuki had just done, though a little cooked, it seemed. His clothes hadn’t exactly fared as well, though. At the same time, Mina dropped her eyes down to herself, remembering just what she was in that could have been causing Eijiro’s blushing face.

The Future Briefing Island - Shire_Folk - 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia (1)

Mina’s cheeks remained purple as her mind went back to what Hanta had said she’d done while under the influence of the Cupid Arrows trap.

Spinning around on her heel, Mina cried, “We’ll talk later!” as she ran out of the gym, heart pounding a million miles an hour. It was becoming increasingly apparent to her that while she loved to gossip and talk about romance, she was just as bad at dealing with her own feelings as everybody else.

"Yaoyo… I mean, M-Momo, do we have to do this?" Izuku asked with a deepening blush. Next to him, almost so pink in the face that her permanent blush was overtaken by the blush covering her whole face, Ochaco nodded in agreement with Izuku's question.

"I know it is awkward, but it's proper." Momo wasn't faring so well in the blush department herself, and with her hair down this morning she looked less composed than usual. Still, it had to be done. Their evening had been productive, to say the least. The newly formed throuple had simply spent their evening talking and hanging out in Izuku and Ochaco's room, discussing their new relationship among other things, like how apparently Burnin was polyandrous with Kido and Onima, her fellow Flaming Sidekickers. There had been a brief distraction when Tenya tried and failed to get into the room when they were playing Uno, one because he didn't have a key and two because Tsuyu was apparently standing guard outside to prevent such a thing, but overall the evening had been pleasant before Momo called it a night and returned to the room she shared with Hanta, giving her two partners goodnight hugs.

This morning, however, was different, as Momo raised her hand to knock on the door. She had at least gotten dressed, but she hadn't done anything but quickly brush her hair to make it somewhat presentable, and both Izuku and Ochaco were ready to go in decent casual clothes that they wouldn't overheat in.

Her mother opened it, already dressed for the day in a pink t-shirt, grey business skirt that stopped just above her knees, and black tights. Nemuri Kayama blinked before smiling and looking down slightly at the three teenagers in front of her. “Good morning, Momo, Midoriya, Uraraka,” she said. “I wasn’t expecting to see any of you until breakfast. Is there something I can do for you?”

“Um, yes,” Momo replied. “Firstly, before you ask, I have already apologized to Kaminari and handed in my essay to Mr. Aizawa. I promise to do better in the future.”

“Good,” Kayama said simply, quickly sweeping that little business under the rug with a nod. “Secondly…?”

Momo gulped. “Mother, although you already know them as my classmates, I would…” she reached her hands out behind her, not looking away from her mom. They shook, and she could feel her palms growing clammy with sweat. Why was this so nerve-wracking? An almost electric shock went through her as she felt each of her hands be taken up by one of the people behind and beside her, and it gave her just enough confidence to finish. “…would like to introduce you to Izuku Midoriya and Ochaco Uraraka, my… my boyfriend and girlfriend.”

With their free hands that were not being crushed in Momo’s grip like a lifeline, Izuku and Ochaco both waved. “H-hi!”

“G-good morning, Midnight!”

It took her mother precisely one-point-three seconds to process the words out of the teenagers’ mouths, and then she squealed in excitement and wrapped all three in a hug, with Izuku and Momo’s heads stuck on one side and Ochaco’s on the other. “Oooooh! You’re both so adorable. You three are going to be the cutest throuple! Congratulations! I know a couple of good kids like you two will take good care of my little peach.”

“M-mother!”

Pulling back, Kayama still smiled at the three embarrassed kids. “Now, since you’re dating my little girl, there are a few things I want to clear up. Number one, you only need to call me Midnight or Miss Midnight when we’re in class. Any other time, I would like you to call me Nemuri. I’ll continue using your family names until you tell me otherwise. Secondly, you may be All Might’s successor, Midoriya, but if you or Uraraka hurt my Momo in any way, you’ll need more than Recovery Girl’s Quirk to put you back together. Thirdly, after my special extra-curricular class two days ago it probably doesn’t need repeating, but consent and protection are very important; I do not want anything jeopardizing any of your futures until after you’ve graduated. And fourthly, when you do start experimenting in that way, I expect you to keep Momo satiated, and Momo, that goes for you too, make them satiated so there are no wandering eyes.”

Momo whined in her throat as she felt Izuku and Ochaco next to her shrivel and die of embarrassment. “ Mooooooom…

“What’s all this noise about?”

Momo’s face paled as she turned to see Aizawa slowly coming towards him, with the principal riding in his capture weapon and Yagi bringing up the rear.

“Eraser! Did you hear? My—”

“Your daughter is dating both Midoriya and Uraraka, I know,” Aizawa replied. “I have access to my class’ group chat, remember? Midoriya, Uraraka, Yaoyorozu, congratulations; I expect that you will not let this become a distraction to your studies.”

“Yes sir!”

“Right, let’s get to breakfast and then morning training. Midoriya, how are you and Kendo coming along on those training plans?”

“Almost done, sir,” Izuku answered, feeling his earlier embarrassment fade somewhat with the subject change. “We have ideas in place for sixteen of them, but we’re not entirely sure of the mechanics of some of our classmates’ Quirks and how to properly train them.”

“That’s fine,” Aizawa answered him. “All Might and I can go over them with you during breakfast and work out any tweaks. Also, since I have you three here now I’ll just tell you, we are not requiring that you run through Principal Nezu’s labyrinth during morning training; it’ll be optional and a few more adjustments will be made to it.”

“Yes, I went a little overboard with the tools that were at my disposal,” Principal Nezu stated. He bowed his head towards the three. “You have my apologies. I’ll let you know that the Cupid Arrows trap will be removed in all future iterations; there will be a replacement Rivalry trap somewhere in the maze.”

“A… rivalry trap?” Ochaco asked, confused.

Nezu smiled excitedly. “Why yes! You see, it will be a gas similar to Midnight’s Quirk. Inhaling the gas upon the trigger will cause a subject to immediately regard something within sight as their rival and they will want to prove themselves better than said rival. It could be anything! Another person, a specific friend group, a wall, a backpack, shoes? And while dealing with the effects of said gas, they will still need to find a way to advance to the next room. It’ll be a wonderful test of an individual’s ability to put aside differences and grudges to work together towards a common solution through the generation of artificial friction that dissipates upon successfully completing the challenge.”

“The Principal is insistent that some of the traps in his labyrinth be mind-affecting ones,” Yagi sighed, seeing the expressions on the three teenagers’ faces. “He agreed to remove the Cupid one, but reminded us that there are many Quirks out there that have some kind of mental compulsion effect. Not everyone is going to be like Young Shinso and want to use their powers for good, or perhaps a child or civilian with little control over their Quirk accidentally has an episode and it is used during an active situation to a hero’s disadvantage. It was a valid argument, so the three of us agreed to it on condition that any traps that force people to develop feelings of romantic attraction were removed.”

“Well, we have that, at least,” Momo sighed.

The principal climbed down from Aizawa’s capture scarf, revealing that he was not dressed in a suit but in a light blue and pink Hawaiian shirt and cute white shorts. “You three should see me after training this afternoon,” he said as he walked on by. “I have a stimulating and fun mental exercise planned.”

Momo could only hope that such an exercise wouldn’t also be emotionally taxing to an excruciating degree.

Kamimoto clapped as the troops filed in at the appointed hour, many looking dead on their feet and in decidedly… well, lighter clothing than they’d been wearing the past few days. “Welcome, welcome, welcome,” she cheered, no hint of her feelings in relation to the previous conversation she’d had with the teachers visible on her face as she stood there again in her bikini top and sarong, “to day four, where your viewing of the UA Sports Festival First Years Competition ramps up in the intensity!”

"Call me crazy, but I am actually looking forward to watching this after this morning," Hanta stated.

“Maybe you are,” Rikido replied, “but I’m about ready to crash for a nap. My brain’s all fried from all the sugar I just practically inhaled.” He yawned. “It’s not like I did much in the sports festival anyway, since our team didn’t advance.”

“If I’d known just how evil Midoriya would be I never would have supported him taking over Iida as Class Rep,” Mina complained, slumping into a couch cushion in the second row and pressing her still damp hair from her shower into the backrest. “And we didn’t even do Quirk training! Just two hours of non-stop high-intensity P.T.! Outside! In the heat! And I thought the principal throwing giant weights at us was bad!”

Kamimoto glanced at Rikido. “If it was just P.T. then why—oh, because your Quirk converts sugar into power to enhance your muscles, riiiiiiight. Doing physical activity outside, you’d probably have a lot of sugar to run faster or lift heavier weights.” Not verbally replying beyond a groan, Rikido faceplanted onto the opposite end of the couch from Mina and wearily lifted a hand with a thumbs-up.

“Being physically fit is an important part of being a hero!” Tenya commented, himself wearing a matching blue tank-top and shorts. “What will you do if there is a villain attack on the other side of the city you’re patrolling in?”

“Take a car!” Mina replied angrily. “It’d be faster.”

“But you’d need to get your license for that,” Shoto said. He turned. “Mr. Aizawa, will we also be getting driver’s licenses as part of our training?”

“That’s not part of our curriculum,” Aizawa replied as he entered the theatre, not changed at all in the slightest, having suffered unflinchingly and uncomplainingly in the heat and humidity of the outdoors while supervising the approvingly brutal P.T. regimen Izuku and Yagi and put the students through. “If you want a driver’s license, you’ll have to get it on your own time once you’re eligible.”

“Honestly, you guys all did really well,” Izuku said as he came into the room with a smile on his face, and holding Ochaco in a princess carry in his arms while she laid an arm over her eyes and forehead.

Dekuuuuuu, ” his first girlfriend moaned, “I can’t feel my legs! I know we saw a little bit of the training All Might had you do to get One For All, but I didn’t think it would have been like that. You’ve gotta be a machine or something.”

“Tch,” Katsuki huffed with his hands in his shorts pockets. “Lightweights.”

Neito couldn’t even drag himself into the theatre, instead keeping only a firm grip on Tetsutetsu’s shirt and letting the tougher boy drag him around. “Of course 1-A would be full of monsters who think P.T. stands for ‘physical torture’ like that.” The iron boy turned back to look at the blond.

“Nah, man, you’re just not at the same fitness level,” he replied. “It was hard, but it wasn’t terrible.”

“Too bad my fuel injector didn’t work as intended,” Mei sighed. “All it did was immediately ignite your Recipro and then stall your engines for even longer than normal. Back to the drawing board.”

“Erm, yes,” Tenya replied, wincing and feeling the lingering pain in his legs from what Mei’s failed baby did. “Maybe we can try something to keep my legs cooler, this time.”

The chatter continued as they all filtered in and found seats to collapse into, thankful for air conditioning and being out of the sun. If they’d been training and playing around in the pool or ocean, things might have been different, but it was running and sparring and free weights under the sun. The ocean breeze was not enough to cool the kids down.

“I believe we are ready now, Miss Kamimoto,” Nezu, in his new Hawaiian garb, stated, getting up onto his special seat atop the guard railings on the uppermost level. Kamimoto nodded, taking particular note in how both Momo and Ochaco were sitting next to Izuku on the front and centre couch, before she dimmed the lights, locked the exit, and engaged the Quirk inhibitor device.

The spinning Earth again, with Narrator Midoriya’s voice beginning the customary preamble. “This is a superhuman society, with eighty percent of us possessing some uncanny ability.”

“Anyone remember what the preview was from the last episode?” Itsuka inquired.

“I think we missed it,” Koji spoke up.

“Yeah, we were a bit preoccupied with the idea that Bakugo was going to make Monoma’s face look like the moon,” Ochaco said. “You know, with all the craters and stuff,” she added for the benefit of anyone who didn’t get what she meant.

“Oh…” Mina said.

Neito waved it off. “What does it matter? It’s just going to finish off the Cavalry Battle with 1-A showing off like they did.”

“You mean showing you what an absolute idiot you were to challenge me?” Katsuki corrected him.

Neito bristled. “I’ll admit, the result wasn’t what I intended, but—”

“Monoma? Shut,” Itsuka ordered, and the blond reluctantly closed his mouth.

As the intro theme played, more than a few of them began rocking side-to-side or bopping their heads along to the beat, with several others closing their eyes and just sinking back into their seats, letting their bodies, tired from the morning’s grueling re-enactment of Izuku’s Aim To Pass: American Dream Plan, rest up and relax. What they were currently watching was just the cavalry battle portion of the sports festival. While their memories of the specific bits may have grown a bit hazy on it, this was something that they were all present for. Few thought that there would be any new surprising revelations going on that would demand their full attention compared to the previous season. Even Ochaco sleepily leaned on Izuku’s shoulder, making him break out into a sweat at how close his girlfriend was, even if he wasn’t about to push her away.

“Forty-two of you qualified to move on, Midnight said as the camera panned over Snipe, Thirteen, and All Might in the teacher’s box before panning across the 1-A students in their gym clothes. “Now gird your loins and prepare for a Cavalry Battle!” Midnight snapped her whip in Midoriya’s direction in front of her. “Izuku Midoriya placed first in the qualifier. He’ll be worth ten million points!”

“Okay, seeing the red eyes of all of you looking at me like I’m some piece of meat is still scary,” Izuku said, gulping.

“Yeah, I can just feel that pressure on you through the screen,” Denki agreed.

“Sorry about that, Midoriya,” Eijiro weakly apologized while rubbing the back of his head.

“I’m not,” Katsuki remarked. “Nerd had it coming.”

“I actually agree with Bakugo,” Shoto added. “The festival was winner-take-all, and Midoriya stood at the top after the first round.”

“I must agree as well,” Momo concurred. “Despite the unpleasantness of it, we were all competing to stand out and win, which meant taking out our opponents even if we had nothing against them.”

Izuku nodded. “I completely understand. If I hadn’t come in first, I’m sure my plan would have been entirely different depending on how the points were arrayed. Still…” he gulped, and lowered his chin as he looked at the screen, currently showing Tenya’s back as he moved back to his team, declaring his intent to defeat his friend. “It’s difficult, being at the top.”

Dark Shadow hissed as the sentient Quirk arrayed itself in front of their team, with the camera switching to show Uraraka. “You ready?” Midoriya asked her.

“Yeah!” she replied with a determined smile.

“Hatsume?” Midoriya asked as the camera switched to a close-up of her face. She grinned and giggled in response as she moved her goggle-covered face to look at him. “Tokoyami?”

“Yes.”

Bringing it back to Midoriya, the green-haired youth had put on his headband with their combined point value and confidently declared, “Let’s do this!” to psyche them up.

Kyoka grimaced as the show went through highlights of the last episode, unfortunately starting with her failed attack on the flying Team Midoriya, with Dark Shadow blocking her ear jacks. “Still annoying. Need to figure out a way to deal with that.”

Explosions filled the screen as Bakugo launched himself into the air after Midoriya’s team, Midoriya gasping, “Kacchan,” as the blond bomber soared up towards them.

“Don’t think for a second you’re safe.” Bakugo exploded his way up to them, nearly reaching Team Midoriya’s headband. Uraraka squeaked in surprised panic at how close he came. “I’ve got you!”

“Tokoyami!” Midoriya cried, with his teammate sending Dark Shadow out to intercept, managing to block Bakugo’s explosive attack.

Now back on the ground, at the end of the previous episode, Midoriya looked forward in panic as his team came face-to-face with Team Todoroki. The dual-Quirked teen’s face filled the screen as he stated, “I’ll be taking that now.”

The title screen appeared after a brief moment of Midoriya looking tense, reading: Cavalry Battle Finale.

“Almost had him,” Hanta chuckled.

The screen showed darkness, then a pair of eyes and the sound of Mineta whimpering. A second pair of eyes and a mouth appeared as Asui started to speak. “Normally, I wouldn’t have teamed up with you,” she said as the picture revealed the two of them huddling in the darkness underneath Shoji’s arms, Mineta holding his hands up to his forehead and despairing at how the headband that was there was now gone, “but this was a good plan. So, I’m not sure how you lost your headband.”

“Where the heck did it go?” Mineta whined.

Tetsutetsu looked away and whistled while Eijiro grinned at him trying to act all nonchalant about it.

“Yeah, how did Mineta lose his headband?” Mina asked, frowning at the screen. “It really seemed like a foolproof plan.”

“Shoji, full-on attack mode!” Mineta ordered, with the much taller boy abandoning using his webbed arms as a tent on his back in favour of bringing all arms front. He started to run towards Midoriya’s and Todoroki’s teams as they faced off against one another. “We’ll use all of our powers to steal the points from those two teams!”

“Oh, this ,” Itsuka remembered. “Right, at about the halfway mark, when you guys took out practically a quarter of the remaining teams at once..”

“Todoroki’s call was an excellent move,” Momo pointed out, trying not to put a smug smile on her face.

“I’m not saying that it wasn’t a good move from a tactical perspective,” Itsuka replied, frowning at her. “I’m just saying that getting electrocuted and being frozen in place with him stealing a bunch of our points was really, really , frustrating.”

“Yaoyorozu,” Todoroki instructed as the screen was filled with a display of the young woman with her shirt undone, rollerblading as one of the rear horses with Kaminari. “Be ready to protect us.” Her elbow started to glow as she used her Quirk, a shaft growing out from it.

“On it!” she replied, also creating something out of her chest.

“Kaminari!”

“Oh, I know what I gotta do,” he replied confidently.

Midoriya looked anxious as he cast his gaze around him, his team weaving backwards. “Watch our surroundings. It’s not just Todoroki.” Flipping the camera to being behind him instead of in front, the class could now see that five teams were gunning for his: Rin, Mineta, Kendo, Hagakure, and Todoroki. “Everyone’s after us!”

“Yep…” Toru grumbled. “Right here.”

“Eh, sorry about giving you all shock treatment,” Denki apologized.

Kyoka sighed. “No, no. You did what you had to do to win. We’re just being sore about it.”

“It was vexing,” Tsuyu agreed as the onscreen Denki let out his 1.3 Million Volt Indiscriminate Shock, “but it was still the right move for the situation, ribbit. There was nothing we could do about it.”

“Yeah, some teams were just really well put together,” Rikido added. “Honestly. Todoroki, Iida, Yaoyorozu, and Kaminari. For the cavalry battle, it’s a golden combination. No wonder you guys won.”

Shoto, choosing to not be antisocial today and sitting in the front in the loveseat on the right with Iida, gave a slight nod. “It was an effective strategy, but Midoriya put together a great defence as well with Tokoyami and Dark Shadow. Since we didn’t know Dark Shadow’s limitations at the time, if it were not for Iida pulling out his secret move in the last minute, we would have only taken second place.”

“Dark Shadow’s limitations?” Tetsutetsu asked. “The shadow’s got limits?”

“Everything has limits,” Aizawa said from above him.

“I admit, I did not have time to look into what we discussed yesterday,” Fumikage said. “I’ll endeavour to make that a priority.”

“Will you look at that!” Present Mic called from his booth as all four of the other teams that had been racing for Midoriya’s ten million points were frozen to the field thanks to Todoroki’s cunning usage of his team’s Quirks. “He’s stopped all those teams cold in their tracks!”

“But only after Kaminari had immobilized the students using his electricity,” Eraser Head added. “In the obstacle course,” Eraser Head continued as it flashed back to the beginning of the first event, “he was surprised by how many people avoided his attack. He’s adapting his strategy.”

“Nice commentary!” Present Mic gave his buddy a thumbs-up.

The ice on the ground curved and Kendo gasped, looking up. Todoroki’s team was running away from her, with the rider’s left hand raised with a pair of headbands grasped in it. “I might as well take these,” he said as his team left them behind in the ice.

Kendo let out a frustrated growl between her teeth as she could do nothing but watch them run away before shouting in angry despair, “Come back!” while Rin seemed flabbergasted that Todoroki had taken his headband, as well as one of the ones that had been around Kendo’s neck.

Shoto looked across the room at Itsuka. “I wasn’t going to come back just because you told me to.”

“It’s not like I was expecting you to,” she replied, shrugging helplessly. “Just venting frustration at you stealing one of our headbands and leaving us trapped in ice.”

“Yeah, we got you pretty good, didn’t we?” Denki gloated, even though he’d just apologized a few seconds ago.

Kyoka huffed.

“Baby!” Hatsume gasped at the sight of her malfunctioning jetpack after Kaminari’s electric attack. “Guess it needs some upgrades.”

“Oh, no, they’re too fast!” Uraraka panicked while trying to propel them away with only one hover boot as Todoroki’s team closed in on them. “We can’t get away!”

“Take care of them,” Tokoyami ordered Dark Shadow, who cried and lunged at the opposing team.

“Yaoyorozu!” The ponytailed-girl quickly created a large grey paddle, either stone, iron, or clay, which withstood Dark Shadow’s hand’s attempt to swipe them. The screen briefly flashed cut-ins of Tokoyami looking frustrated and Yaoyorozu self-satisfied that she’d fended him off before it went back to showing the two teams at a distance, with Dark Shadow guarding Team Midoriya from the front as the dented paddle was discarded.

“She’s too good at her Creation Quirk,” Midoriya warned them. “We have to be careful.”

“No,” Tokoyami disagreed. “Kaminari is the one to fear. If there was any more sunlight, Kaminari’s attack would have completely destroyed Dark Shadow.”

Midoriya gasped.

Denki pointed to himself in surprise and looked towards where Fumikage was sitting. “Wait, I could have destroyed Dark Shadow?”

“Yes,” Fumikage replied, seeing how the episode was now flashing back to when Izuku was explaining his plan to him while Mei hooked him up with the jetpack and Ochaco put on the hover soles. It was clear that he was about to explain the facets of his Quirk now.

Tokoyami had just surprised his two classmates with his expression that Midoriya’s plan was “interesting” and he began to explain as the show displayed him with Dark Shadow out standing on a globe with the screen separated into “day” and “night” sections, currently within the “day” portion. “My Quirk’s offensive ability gets stronger when I’m in darkness,” he stated, the diagram shifting him to the “night” portion of the sky, with Dark Shadow growing immensely larger and more fearsome. “But, that makes Dark Shadow aggressive and difficult to control.” The diagram rotated so that he was once again standing during the “day”, and Dark Shadow shrank back down. “On the other hand, the beast is easy to handle in the sunlight. That’s at the cost of its attack power, though.”

The scene shifted back to them standing in their team huddle prior to the game starting. “You couldn’t have known this and yet you’ve chosen the correct role for me. Your proposal seems like a good one, under the circ*mstances.” Tokoyami smiled. “Very well. I’ll follow your lead.”

The flashback ended, and Tokoyami’s final words echoed in the back of Midoriya’s head. “We’re counting on you, Midoriya.”

“I get it,” the Million-point Man realized. “His lightning is our big problem.”

“As long as he keeps using his Quirk, it will be very difficult for me to attack,” Tokoyami cautioned the team. “Dark Shadow is too timid in the light.”

“Aww…” Mina and several others cooed, seeing how Dark Shadow, at the time, looked sad and like it was crying.

“Violence solves nothing,” the sentient Quirk whimpered.

“Kaminari, you hurt Dark Shadow’s feelings,” Toru teased him.

“Aw, jeez,” the blond hissed. “I really didn’t mean to. Sorry…”

Fumikage chuckled. “Don’t concern yourself with it. But yes, given the nature of Dark Shadow, if too much bright light shines upon it without ample time for me or it to hide in shade or low-light conditions, it is possible for Dark Shadow to be completely destroyed until I regain enough darkness to reform it. That makes fighting opponents who can generate light such as yourself, Bakugo, and Todoroki dangerous for us.”

“So, how do you know how much uh, darkness, you need?” Minoru asked. “Is it just something that you just know, like a mana or health bar in a video game?”

“Something like that, yes,” Fumikage answered. “My Quirk gives me something of a mental sense for the size of my reservoir of darkness. While it isn’t something that I can inherently use to power up Dark Shadow, it does allow me to maintain it in well-lit conditions and keep Dark Shadow out while it’s under assault by bright lights.”

Midoriya had just stated that they could use the fact that nobody but Koda knew of Dark Shadow’s weakness at the time, and the screen flashed to an image of Todoroki with an exploding point of light behind his left shoulder.

Shoto frowned. “I figured that that’s what you were doing.”

“It was an excellent strategy, taking full advantage of the handicap you were giving Midoriya,” Aizawa commented from the top row. “By refusing to use the fire aspect of your Quirk in your left side, he was able to use smart positioning to frustrate you throughout the last half of the battle even while being boxed in. You really have no-one to blame but yourself, Todoroki. It’s a good thing you started using your fire after the sports festival, or I would have started taking measures.”

“Sir?” Shoto asked.

“Hamstringing yourself intentionally isn’t rational,” Aizawa replied. “You’re training to be a Pro Hero. Your Quirk is your primary tool to do your job. Deliberately ignoring half of what you can do when it can be useful in the situation is the exact opposite of pragmatism.”

“Seems a bit of a double-standard, Aizawa,” Yagi said with folded arms.

“I don’t need you lecturing me on double-standards with your favouritism for Midoriya.”

The show switched over to once more cover the moment Bakugo’s headband was slipped from his cranium by Monoma. “Your class is too small-minded. Think bigger.”

“Oh yeah, this f*cking nonsense,” Katsuki growled, his palms itching like he was trying to use his Quirk despite the inhibitor keeping him from exploding anything.

“For the record, I would like to point out that I was one of the few against the idea,” Itsuka stated.

“…for being attacked by that sludge villain. You’ll have to tell me about it sometime. It must be strange to always find yourself in the role of the victim.”

“Kirishima,” Bakugo rasped in a white-eyed boiling rage, “we have a slight change of plans.”

Tsuyu placed her finger to her chin and tilted her head slightly. “I could be wrong, but isn’t that like, the first time Bakugo called any of us by our actual names?”

A few eyes widened around the room. “Hey, you’re right.”

“Before the start of the cavalry battle he was even asking us to remind him of our names and powers.”

“So what, the only person whose name he remembered was Kirishima’s?”

“It’s probably because Kirishima is the only one in class that Bakugo showed even the smallest amount of respect for after fighting alongside him in the Ruins Zone at the USJ.”

“That, and Kirishima went up to him basically saying, “let’s take out Midoriya,” which is obviously something small dick energy up there would agree with.”

Katsuki roared and leapt to his feet, hands grasping the railing between him and the lower rows of seating to look down at Mei. “What’d you say‽”

Neito tried to stifle his snort of laughter. At least she wasn’t targeting him this time.

“…points back,” Kirishima tried to get Bakugo refocused, to which he was rebuffed by the blond roaring while his hands twitched.

Slamming his palms together in an explosion of fire and smoke, Bakugo screamed, “Shut up! I’ve never been calmer. Can’t you tell?” The smoke cleared to show him, looking utterly deranged above his horses and completely fixated on Monoma. “Now get after them, Kirishima!”

“Please don’t make us regret this,” Kirishima basically prayed as he led the charge towards Monoma’s team.

“You think you’re tough‽” Bakugo screamed as his team gunned for the other blond’s. Thrusting out his right hand, he prepared to fire his Quirk. “Die!” Monoma managed to slide and deflect Bakugo’s exploding hand out of the way of his face, with the Explosion boy seeming surprised that he hadn’t landed the hit as Kirishima and the others’ momentum carried them past Monoma’s team. Bakugo turned around to continue the attack, and was stunned for a moment as Monoma’s hand appeared in front of his face before an explosion burst from the other boy’s palm right into Bakugo’s face.

Seeing the on-screen Katsuki reeling, Ochaco felt just a teensy tiny bit of satisfaction from how Neito had put him on his heels and confounded him. Their team hadn’t seen this bit at all, and after seeing Izuku’s past and just how bad the blood between her boyfriend and Katsuki really was, watching Katsuki take one of his own explosions to the face was… liberating.

“Ooh, Monoma just slapped Kirishima’s hair,” Izuku said, picking up on that bit and not noticing the delighted looks on Ochaco’s (and Momo’s) faces from the comeuppance that the blond bomber had received, even if it was Neito Monoma serving him the current helping of humble pie.

“Oh yeah…” Eijiro mumbled. “So that’s how it happened.”

As the smoke from an explosion of Bakugo’s cluttered the screen and obscured Monoma, his voice came out from the cloud. “You both have impressive powers,” he praised, and then became visible, Hardened like Kirishima and having blocked Bakugo’s wide right swing. “But I think you’ll agree mine’s better.”

Bakugo reared back, unsettled and gasping behind his teeth. Kirishima yelped in surprise. “Huh? What? Mine, too‽”

“Bastard,” Bakugo stated as he figured it out while the smoke coming off his hand dissipated. Kirishima looked back towards his rider. “His Quirk. He can copy other powers.”

Monoma smiled with an air of superiority even as Bakugo figured it out. “Very good.”

The camera zoomed in on him, immortalizing him in a sketch frame as Present Mic’s voice belted out, “Neito Monoma. His Quirk: Copy. He can use the Quirks of whomever he touches, but only for five minutes. Plus, he can only borrow one at a time.”

“So, even an idiot could figure it out,” Monoma taunted them, placing a finger to his skull as he mocked Bakugo’s intelligence.

“The brass balls on this guy,” Minoru said, reaching his hand up towards his mouth and preparing to bite his fingernails. “How did you manage to not die?”

“Yeah, pretty sure Bakugo would have actually murdered you for that,” Mezo added.

Neito shrugged his shoulders. “Bakugo is nothing more than a dog who only knows how to bark, even an idiot could figure that out,” he replied. The Pomeranian several rows behind him growled. “Oh yes, I know that ‘I’m dead’, Bakugo. But if I remember correctly, you told me the same thing yesterday, and you didn’t even try to follow through on that threat. That’s all you are, really, hollow threats with no follow-through.”

“Easy, Bakugo, easy,” Eijiro put his hand on Katsuki’s shoulder while the dyed-pink bomber seethed.

“Don’t touch me! I’m going to slaughter this pathetic weakling the moment we get let out for lunch! None of you try to stop me!”

“I’ll melt this gunk with my Quirk!” Ashido said as she created acid from her foot to eat through the glue Bondo had created to stick Kirishima in place.

“Well, hurry!” Sero urged her, looking back and forth between her and the retreating pair of Class B teams. “We’re sitting at zero points now!”

“Oh, no hard feelings, right?” Monoma asked, looking back at Bakugo as they left his team stuck behind. He let off a tiny explosion from his hand. “After all, you provoked us. What was it you said in your little speech before the games?” he wondered, playfully acting at trying to recall Bakugo’s words. “Uhh… oh right. Oof.”

Bakugo growled in his rage before the opening speech flashed back before their minds.

“I just wanna say I’m gonna win.”

Cast in red, pupil reduced to a pinprick and red veins visible all around the edges of his eye, Bakugo’s internal monologue boiled in anger. ‘This isn’t over. I’m still gonna come out on top. And I won’t just make it to first place—I’ll be the undeniable champion!’

More than half of the members of 1-A shifted in their seats, looking like they wanted to say something about that, but not exactly knowing the appropriate words to say. Sure they could tease or taunt Katsuki some more, but that just seemed to be in bad taste at the moment after how Neito’s past self had mocked him.

That’s definitely an intense look, Rikido thought, glad I wasn’t his target.

“If there is one thing that can be said, it is that Mr. Bakugo is dedicated and passionate in the pursuit of his goals,” Nezu spoke up, happily taking a sip of his tea. He frowned. Something was off with the flavour of his Yorkshire Gold.

The crowd was roaring in excitement while Present Mic’s narration echoed over the din. “Only one minute left! Todoroki has cornered the ten-million-point team and is poised to seize the ultimate prize!” The screen showed the DJ Hero gesturing in excitement in the booth as he continued. “At least, that’s what I would have predicted five minutes ago!” The show cut back to a view, presumably from Team Todoroki’s perspective, of Team Midoriya standing strong with their backs to the ice wall and Dark Shadow out protectively in front of them, none of the four looking like they were going to be backing down an inch or make it easy for Todoroki to get their points.

“Unbelievably, Team Midoriya’s been able to keep away from the ice master for the last half of the game!” Todoroki moved to advance, when Midoriya then shouted at him to “Stay back!” as his team shifted in their positioning and Dark Shadow surged menacingly.

All Might grinned, watching eagerly. ‘You’re doing good, kid.’

In contrast, Endeavor watched with a scowl and disapproving eyes. “He’s exploiting your weaknesses. Don’t be a fool.”

Izuku looked towards Shoto, concerned that seeing his father critique him like that during the event would be unsettling for him, but his friend didn’t seem to be bothered by it much at the moment. Instead, he was looking at his left hand.

‘Midoriya is keeping his distance and staying on my left side,’ Todoroki thought with a vexed face, a little cartoon visual appearing next to his head to illustrate his words. ‘That’s his strategy. From this position if I try to freeze them, I’ll hit Iida. If he keeps moving like this, there’s no way I can get a clear shot at his team. Plus, Tokoyami can defend against Kaminari’s electricity. There’s not much time left.’

The camera went to a close-up of the right side of Midoriya’s face underneath the headband, looking back at Todoroki with resolute green eyes. ‘The bastard!’

Iida’s face took up the screen. “Everyone, we have less than sixty seconds. I’m gonna do something that’ll make me useless to you.”

“Oh, so this is where you used your Recipro for the first time, huh, Iida,” Tsuyu said, glancing over at him.

"Yes," Tenya replied. "This was the moment I needed to reveal my trump card."

Ochaco folded her arms next to Izuku. "So unfair, holding back on us like that, keeping it secret. You already had enough points to advance anyway, and you knew taking our headband would leave us with a big fat zero."

"I'm sure your friendship would have survived the blow," Momo giggled.

“It is an interesting thing to consider, though,” Yagi said, putting his hand on his chin.

“Brace yourselves,” Iida warned his team. “Hold on tight!” The music kicked in as the camera seemed to flow through the pipes within Iida’s legs, then showing his exhaust emit flames that quickly turned from yellow-orange to white-blue in intensity. The metal started to turn red from the heat, and Iida cried out, “Torque Over—”

They took off, Kaminari grunting and yelping as he tried to hold onto his front horse. It happened in a flash, Iida charging forward and pulling his team on rollerblades behind him. Midoriya was barely able to say “Watch the—” before, completely stunned, Todoroki had snatched the headband off his forehead.

“Reciproburst!” Iida finished calling out the name of his super move.

Kyoka folded her arms even as she whistled lowly. “Okay, seeing it like that, yeah, gotta agree with Midoriya and Uraraka. Totally unfair to have kept that hidden away in your pocket, Iida.”

“I definitely would be upset if the first time he ever showed me that it was against me, Ribbit,” Tsuyu added.

“I assure you—”

“Aw, save it, Iida,” Itsuka interrupted his repeated attempt to explain himself. “They’re just giving you crap for it; they don’t actually mean anything by it.”

Tenya nodded. “Still, we must all remember that we all have secrets we must keep close to our chests, even from our friends. Be they special moves or certain circ*mstances.”

“...which gave me explosive power,” Iida explained to a dumbstruck Yaoyorozu, Kaminari, and Todoroki for what he’d just done. “Unfortunately, the recoil stalls my engines for a while.” The camera cut to Team Midoriya, caught in the smoke from Iida’s engines and staring at him in disbelief. “It’s a secret move I’ve been saving. No one in the class knew about it.” After Midoriya straightened up, the green-haired boy’s breath leaving him in a grunt, the camera switched back to Iida’s face. “I told you, Midoriya…” he turned back to face his friend, grinning savagely, “...that I’d do my best to beat you.”

The crowd cheered and Present Mic roared, “Insanity!”

Aizawa groaned. “He always gets way too into this.”

“I seriously wanted to see this live,” Toru cheered, invisible arms going up in front of her. “But now I can see what actually happened instead of just hearing Present Mic lose his mind.”

“You mean you didn’t watch the highlights and replays on TV?” Itsuka asked. “Iida’s move to snatch the ten million was all over it.”

“Most of the news afterwards was all about the Hero Killer and Ingenium,” Toru replied, waving her arms. “Watching that coverage just made me depressed, so I watched anime instead and missed our highlight reels.”

Nezu looked towards Yagi. “You saw something interesting, All Might?”

“Somewhat,” Yagi said from his seated position in the upper rows. “Just thinking about the parallels between the sports festival and our modern hero society and the culture of our profession. As Young Uraraka mentioned earlier before Young Iida used his Reciproburst to surprise them and steal their headband, both Young Midoriya’s and Young Todoroki’s teams had enough points to advance into the finals tournament. The only benefit to Todoroki’s team by taking their headband is to increase their point total and go from second place to first place, which is meaningless in the grand scheme of things. The hunt for the ten million by a team already clinched to advance gains them nothing, but the opposing team loses everything, and they know that.

“If the first event is about individually standing out and putting yourself first, and the second event is about cooperation and communication between various heroes acting on-site in a crisis; working to get enough points to advance for yourself and your teammates is one thing, but once you have that, attaining more is just playing spoiler against the other teams to ensure that they don’t advance even when you’re in the clear.” Yagi shook his head. “Having the mindset to be the best is one thing, but doing so to the detriment of your fellow heroes.”

“You’re looking too deeply into it, All Might,” Aizawa said. “They’re kids playing a game having promised to defeat each other; they’re not thinking of working for the betterment of both teams or forming pacts and alliances to ensure they both advance; something that might be done in a large-scale operation with multiple agencies working together. Todoroki and Midoriya declared that they would defeat each other, and Iida also challenged Midoriya. None of them are going to put that aside here just because both of their teams were guaranteed to advance.”

One For All’s power raced through Midoriya’s right arm as his skin lit up, red lines glowing amidst it all as his team pushed him onward to face the stalled-out Team Todoroki. ‘All three of them put their trust in me,’ Midoriya pumped himself up after remembering things Uraraka, Hatsume, and Tokoyami had all told him. ‘This is my responsibility.’

Todoroki gasped as Midoriya’s team rushed them, the background continuing to remain the high intensity rainbow of lights that dominated the show’s artistry whenever One For All got invoked. It shifted back to what looked more like the normal world as the camera focused to looking at Midoriya’s team from Todoroki’s point of view, even as Midoriya continued hyping himself up. ‘We all have our reasons to win this, and I refuse to let the others down!’

Todoroki started to look a little panicked, and he brought his left arm up in front of him defensively. White smoke emerged from his hand for a moment before flames erupted from his palm and wrist, starting to sheathe his arm in a defensive blaze. Midoriya reached forward, right arm glowing with pure power, and Todoroki faced him, fire erupting from his left arm; then the image froze in a stylized shot of the two rivals about to clash.

Half the audience groaned when the mid-episode title appeared, annoyed at the sudden cliffhanger.

“Seriously‽” Toru complained.

“It was just getting good,” Rikido added.

“This is definitely an anticipated match-up,” Mezo agreed.

“With time almost up, Team Todoroki is in first place with four headbands,” Present Mic commentated over the cheering crowd and an aerial shot of the stadium before switching to the scoreboard. “Despite their best efforts, Team Midoriya has fallen to the bottom! Will these be the top four teams that move on to the next round?” he asked the crowd, showing a close-up of Team Kendo, Tetsutetsu, Monoma, and Todoroki’s point totals from 520 to 10001175, with Team Rin in fifth with 125 points.

“Second place,” Monoma said as he looked at the scoreboard while his team kept running with less than a minute left in the game. “We’ve done pretty well for ourselves.”

Neito himself scowled while Hanta, Mina, Eijiro, and Katsuki started to grin. “Yay!” Mina cheered. “Our sudden comeback moment!”

“Losers! Get back here.”

Monoma groaned and his shoulders slumped. “Doesn’t he ever give up?”

“Not a chance,” Eijiro chuckled.

“Yeah,” Denki agreed. “If Bakugo ever just gave up on something, I think I might take a vacation to Antarctica.”

“You’d probably enjoy hanging out with penguins,” Kyoka said.

An explosion burst from Bakugo’s hands, propelling him off of his horses with an angry expression on his face while of the three he left behind, Ashido seemed the most shocked and baffled at what he’d just done while Kirishima belted out, “Hey, don’t just fly off on your own!”

Denki looked over at Kyoka as on-screen Tsubaraba created a barrier in front of on-screen Bakugo with his Solid Air Quirk. “What’s wrong with hanging out with penguins? They can dance! Are you saying that you don’t like penguins, Jiro?”

“Actually, I think the dancing thing was just for that animated movie,” Koji spoke up while Kyoka turned to look at Denki.

“Of course I like penguins,” she replied. “Who doesn’t like penguins?”

“Bakugo, probably,” Ochaco muttered under her breath.

“I think you’d look really cute hanging out with penguins, Jiro,” Toru offered. “I can see you in a big fluffy purple parka while the sun’s shining on an Antarctica afternoon, feeding penguins fish from a bucket.”

“Remember children that it’s not a good idea to feed wildlife,” Principal Nezu reminded them. Koji looked up at him in alarm. “Unless, of course, your Quirk allows you to do so safely without allowing them to associate humans with food.”

“Aw, it was just an image in my head,” Toru mumbled dejectedly.

Kyoka tried to hide her sudden feeling of embarrassment by looking away. Sure, of course she’d love to be around cute penguins, as long as they didn’t do anything mean to her and were like animals in cartoons that would just cuddle up to humans without getting territorial and attacking them, or becoming terrified and running away. Kyoka just didn’t want people to lose the image of herself that she’d cultivated. She was a rocker, a punk, an anarchist; her room was nothing like the cute and girly stuffed animal paradise that was Toru’s room. She’d sooner get a tattoo of a flaming skull and wear a spiked collar than be caught dead cuddling a stuffed Adélie penguin.

That didn’t mean she wouldn’t want a stuffed Adélie penguin. She’d just keep it locked away and hidden in a trunk under the floorboards where no one could find it.

Bakugo let out a scream as he punched the barrier of solid air Tsubaraba had made one final time, his fist crashing through and shattering it like glass. His arm plunged forward, hand reaching out and snatching a pair of the headbands that were around Monoma’s neck, with the other blond pausing with a stunned expression right before his team was about to run away from the mad bomber.

Bakugo leapt back into the air off the air shield, Monoma exclaiming, “Crap! He snatched some of ‘em!” Falling backwards, Bakugo was caught by a line of tape Sero had sent out, allowing him to be reeled back in to his horses.

“Team Bakugo has two headbands and moves into third place!” Present Mic shouted as Monoma scowled and the scoreboard updated, with Bakugo going up to 695 points to Monoma’s 665. “The final moments of the game have been full of shakeups! Oh, to be young again!”

Pony Tsunotori yelled as she charged forward with Kamakiri on her back, then her cheek got smushed into her face and she winced as she collided headfirst with one of Tsubaraba’s walls of Solid Air.

“Ooh, I feel bad for Pony,” Itsuka hissed while Togaru called his partner’s name and Neito’s team was being assaulted on all sides by his fellow classmates of Class 1-B now. “That had to hurt.”

“It seems with the mad dash in the final minute, Class B’s game plan disintegrated as everyone fought for enough points for advancement,” Fumikage remarked.

“Is Present Mic really old enough to be saying things like that?” Ochaco asked, looking at Izuku while Itsuka frowned and scowled as the show revealed her team was still frozen in place.

“I don’t… think so?” he replied, unsure of his answer. “I mean, if Midnight’s Yao—” he paused and then his face went red. “Mo-Momo’s mom, then he’s technically old enough to be our parents since there’s only a one year age gap. So… he’s still young.”

Mina listened to what Izuku had been saying,from her seat in the second row, and then her face lit up like a beacon, but she held her tongue for now.

“I told you to warn us before you jumped!” Sero scolded Bakugo, reeling the tape from his left elbow back in. Bakguo grunted as he landed atop his three horses.

“Whatever,” Kirishima said, “this means we’re advancing.”

“We’re not done!” Bakugo screamed, rabid and angry, and he started pounding Kirishima on the head while Sero queried him with a simple “huh?”

“We’re gonna be the indisputable champions of the game!”

“Now look at this.” Eraser Head said, looking out over the field. “Class 1-B’s strategy was a reasonable one, but there’s one thing they forgot to consider.”

The camera switched to being behind and beside Kirishima’s feet, chasing after Monoma’s team. “I couldn’t brace myself earlier when I jumped,” Bakugo growled at his teammates. “Get closer!” Monoma frowned while watching them, and Bakugo clenched his fist. “We’ll get our points back from this idiot, then go for the big one!”

“It needs to be said, but the current music track slaps,” Kyoka said. Denki, Hanta, Mina, and many others nodded in agreement.

“My name’s Sero!” the self-named teen shouted with a determined grin as he reached his arm forward and shot tape out towards Monoma’s team, with the tape going straight to the left of them without striking a single member of the Class 1-B four.

“You missed!” Monoma taunted.

The screen went back to Bakugo’s team, with half of the screen taken up with Kirishima’s face and Bakugo’s right leg, and the other half with most of Ashido’s face. “Raccoon eyes!” Bakugo ordered as Ashido looked up at his offscreen face with her mouth in a small ‘o’ of surprise. “Lay down some acid in the direction we’re going.”

Growling in disgust at her team leader still not knowing her name even after she’d reminded him before the game had started, Ashido loosed her acid from her left hand while chastising Bakugo. “It’s Mina Ashido!”

Rapidly switching to All Might in the stands, the top pro commented on his own. ‘Young Bakugo. You understand something crucial, a truth no one had to teach you.’ With the background all in black, Sero’s tape was highlighted, then their team’s shoes splashing against the slippery acid Ashido had created. ‘But there’s a difference between those who aim for the top, and those who will settle.’ Bakugo put his arms behind him while braced, and blasted strong explosions from each palm, using his Quirk to rocket them forward on Ashido’s acid trail. ‘And that difference matters.’

Switching back to Eraser Head, the mummified teacher was watching closely as he said that, “Class 1-B didn’t take into account Bakugo’s overwhelming tenacity.” Bakugo himself was roaring as he got himself ready to strike the barrier Tsubaraba had made with Solid Air to protect himself and Monoma and guard their points from Bakugo, but with an explosion from the blonde bomber’s hand and a powerful right hook, he blasted apart the air shield and snatched up all the rest of Monoma’s headbands!

“Bakugo is a merciless force!” Present Mic crowed. “What a point hog! That was a shield break heard ‘round the arena, and I can’t wait to watch the replay!” Bakugo’s team was shown on the scoreboard to move right up into second place behind Todoroki with the 1360 points that Monoma’s team no longer had.

Neito sighed at having re-witnessed his brutal takedown. “Aw, don’t be too upset, Monoma,” Izuku said with a sympathetic smile. “Like Present Mic said, Ka-Bakugo’s merciless and you sort of turned yourself into his biggest target. You had a good strategy with Tsubaraba’s Quirk, but there really wasn’t anything more you could have done.”

“Except not pick on a dragon,” Yuga pointed out.

Neito grumbled. “It was only because—”

“You gonna make excuses every time you lose, Copycat?” Katsuki growled from his lofty position in the penultimate row near the stairs. “Just accept your defeat and resign yourself to mediocrity.”

Izuku wanted to speak up, act like the Class Rep he now was and reprimand Katsuki for the harsh way he put down Neito just now, but… there was a small part of him that agreed. Neito had never been giving it his all, aiming for the top with everything he had. He was willing to settle and coast by. Even if Izuku himself had grouched about Tenya and Shoto going after the ten million when they already had enough points to advance and taking it would have robbed Izuku’s team from advancing themselves so they could settle things in the third round, he also couldn’t begrudge his friend’s conviction to challenge and defeat him.

Besides, the show had switched away from Katsuki’s team back to his own showdown with Shoto, and he didn’t want to miss it because he was dealing with Katsuki. He wasn’t running away from dealing with Katsuki’s bad behaviour. He was choosing to fight battles he knew he could win.

…really!

‘This’ll be fine,’ Midoriya thought, One For All coursing through his right hand as he reached for Todoroki, whose left hand was spitting out fire. ‘I’m not actually going to hit him. I’m just slicing through the air to take out my opponent’s defenses!’ As Midoriya sliced his hand to the side, Todoroki looked at him in frustrated panic as his left arm was thrown wide, the flames around it going out. The moment replayed, the focus closer on the action, and a new music track picked up as Todoroki’s eyes went towards his arm, seeing the whiffs of flame in the air off his skin.

‘My left side,’ he thought in shock. ‘What am I doing?’

Midoriya’s One For All infused arm took centre screen again after his attack. ‘My hand hurts, but it’s not broken!’

“Good thing you were able to get that working for you, Midoriya,” Hanta said.

“Not that he was able to use his Quirk without breaking any bones later,” Mezo pointed out.

“And another good piece of music for whenever Midoriya starts doing something,” Kyoka added.

Kamimoto grinned. “Yeah, you’re going to find that that’s a theme , Jiro. Having theme music.”

“I’ve got it!” Midoriya shouted, his team pulling away with Midoriya having snatched the top headband from around Todoroki’s neck, believing it to be the ten million point band Todoroki had stolen from him.

Momo struggled between a wince and a grin. “It was naïve of you to think that, Midoriya.”

“Wouldn’t the smart move have been to just grab all three headbands?” Mashiro asked.

“Yeah… but…”

“...back in the game!” Present Mic cheered while the fans in the stands roared.

“Uh, wait a minute,” Hatsume said as she looked at the headband in Midoriya’s hand. “Please tell me I got something wrong with my eyes.”

Midoriya looked down, and his face became one filled with horror. Instead of his old headband, he’d snatched the one Todoroki had been wearing with the least number of points, 70. “They tricked us!”

“It wasn’t exactly tricking us,” Fumikage said while dipping his head. “It was our own assumption that was incorrect.”

“Still, why didn’t you grab all three?” Momo asked. “With the point values hidden, you only had a one-third chance of choosing the correct one no matter which band you aimed for.”

“Oh no!!!”

Aizawa pinched his eyelids. “So dramatic…”

“...ten million points after all!”

Midoriya looked up at the scoreboard, seeing the standings. ‘Only 70 points. It’s not enough.’ They were sitting in sixth place, the bottom of the teams that actually had points. At this stage, only Todoroki, Bakugo, Tetsutetsu, and Kendo would be advancing. Rin’s team with 125 and his with 70 were out of the running.

“The game’s almost over!” Present Mic crowed from the booth, moving excitedly. “Time for a countdown!”

A buzzer sounded and Midnight raised her arm and whip as a screen appeared behind her, clock ticking down from ten seconds… even though it had already been more than eleven seconds since Mic had said there were only eleven seconds left.

The theatre went quiet, everyone on the edge of their seats with the clock ticking down. Most of those seated had no idea how Izuku’s team had managed to stage their comeback and squeak by with the needed points to advance, so they were watching intently as Dark Shadow surged forth, being stopped by Denki’s electricity while the rest of the team was protected by another sheet of insulation Momo made.

Bakugo burst through the ice, once more separating from his horses, shouting out “Deku!” with the intent to crush him.

“Bakugo!” Kirishima yelped, while Kaminari had gone over his limit and was brain-dead.

Despite themselves, a few people couldn’t help but giggle at Denki’s comical fried brain face.

“Uraraka!” Midoriya roared.

“Let’s go!” she cheered, pushing them onward!

Iida’s engine sputtered. They were still sitting ducks. Todoroki called on Yaoyorozu, and she seemed to be preparing to do something as Midoriya advanced.

“Who’s got the points?” Bakugo asked, confused as he glanced between Midoriya and Todoroki, clearly not having been looking at the scoreboard to see that Midoriya had nothing worth taking. With a glow coming off Yaoyorozu’s body as she used her Quirk, Todoroki grasped a metal bo staff she had created to face the oncoming rush, though his eyes were solely fixed on the threat ahead of him and not the aerial bomber. “Dammit, Icy hot!”

Ice covered the bo staff as Todoroki continued glaring at Midoriya.

The camera flashed repeatedly between Midoriya, Bakugo, and Todoroki, each of them intense and intently focused on either their imminent attack or defence, until it turned into a wide shot with Present Mic shouting, “Time’s up!” and Dark Shadow very quickly slipping back from Todoroki’s team to being just in front of Tokoyami. In the silence of the music cutting out at Present Mic’s announcement, Bakugo lost his focus and dropped to the ground, falling flat on his face in the cement on the field.

“Ribbit, I wasn’t the only one who saw that, right?” Tsuyu asked, pointing at the screen even though it was now showing the fans instead of the stand-off.

“I don’t think so,” Mezo said. “I think I did too.”

“Dark Shadow,” Koji agreed, nodding his head, even as the on-screen Izuku clenched his teeth and fist in agonized defeat, not having been able to reach Shoto in time.

“Yeah, Dark Shadow really saved us,” Ochaco said with a relieved sigh.

Mei gave him a thumbs-up. “Good work, Nevermore!”

Fumikage blinked. “Nevermore?” Mei just hummed and went back to watching while happily kicking her legs.

“Hatsume!” Tenya scolded her. “You can’t just make up names for people!”

“Look, Iida, be happy that I’ve finally managed to remember your name and Midoriya’s,” she replied. “I can’t promise that I’ll remember everybody’s even if they wore nametags.”

“Now, let’s take a look at who our top four teams are!” Present Mic said, spinning around some finger guns and jazzing himself up for the results of the second round. “In first place, Team Todoroki!”

While Kaminari was giving everyone thumbs-ups and being a brain-dead ditz, Yaoyorozu sighed and lowered her head while holding onto her crossed arms. “We ended in first place, but it was too close for comfort.”

Iida clenched his fist, his glasses reflecting the light back so that his eyes couldn’t be seen while his jaw was set tight. “I’m sorry. I let everyone down, didn’t I?”

“No wa—”

“...ot true,” Yaoyorozu earnestly refuted, smiling at him. “You’re the reason we won. Thank goodness for that special move of yours.”

The screen slid on over to Ashido’s face. “In second place, Team Bakugo!”

Ashido groaned and waved her dangling hands in front of her as the camera panned out to show herself, Kirishima, and Sero, her skin shiny and cleansed after having used her Acid. “Ugh. We were so close to first place.”

“Meh. Sure,” Sero agreed with a lighthearted shrug. “But we’re movin’ on, so it’s all good.”

A little deflated, Kirishima flatly replied, “I don’t think our leader would agree with you. Like, at all.”

Bakugo screamed in anger, not having been able to acquire the ten million and be the indisputable champion of the game.

Neito was about to open his mouth and say something like “what was that about being the indisputable champion?” but for once, actually thought better of continuing to antagonize Katsuki. The currently pink-haired Pomerenian already seemed to have a vein throbbing in his temple from seeing himself screaming like a child.

“In third place is Tetsute—Wait, what? It’s Team Shinso? When did they come back from the dead?” Present Mic was very surprised by the sudden development, as were all three of the members behind Shinso who didn’t seem to know what was even going on while the purple-haired General Studies student smirked.

“Thanks for all your help,” he said, walking away.

Mashiro glared darkly at the screen, and a few of his classmates booed the screen.

Hatsume whined as she removed the jetpack from Midoriya’s back. Uraraka came up behind them, calling out to him. “Hey, Deku.”

Looking down, eyes hidden by his mop of messy green hair, Midoriya’s voice was low and shaky. “Guys,” he said, turning towards the two girls, “I’m… really sorry,” he apologized. Both girls seemed momentarily surprised before Hatsume went to tinkering with her shorted out baby with a small frown while Uraraka smiled and giggled. Both of them moved aside slightly and pointed to Tokoyami. Midoriya blinked, confused and still a little sad, believing that they’d failed to advance.

“I must apologize,” Tokoyami also apologized. “When Todoroki was shaken by your first attack…” The bird-headed member of Class 1-A looked up clearly at Midoriya. “I tried to grab the ten-million point headband, but things didn’t go as planned.” Midoriya gasped as Dark Shadow rose up beside Tokoyami, tears starting to appear in the young man’s green eyes. “Still, I got one.” Tokoyami pointed his thumb at Dark Shadow, a headband in the creature’s beak; specifically, the 615 point headband that Todoroki had been wearing since the beginning of the match. “It was around his head, where his guard was the weakest. Midoriya. You’re the one who created the opening for me.” Dark Shadow gave him a thumbs-up. “And ensured our advancement.”

With tears in Midoriya’s eyes as emotion threatened to overtake him, Present Mic called out, “And in fourth place is Team Midoriya!”

Laughter erupted in the Maple Theatre as everyone bore witness to another awesome feat of Izuku’s tear ducts, his eyes creating geysers of water with enough force to push him down into the now-cracked cement. Izuku himself blushed and looked away, while Katsuki clicked his tongue and threw his head to the side while folding his arms over his chest, muttering about Izuku being a “f*cking crybaby”.

“A-anyway,” Izuku spoke up, looking at Momo. “T-the reason why I didn’t grab all of your points was, well… kind of the same reason why I grumbled earlier about Iida taking our ten million.”

A few eyes and ears perked up, and Momo gasped slightly. “You mean, you were concerned that if you took everything we’d gained from Kendo and Rin and took the ten million points back, that we wouldn’t be able to continue?”

Izuku nodded. “All I really wanted was the ten million I’d started with back. It was a guarantee to continue to the next round, and even though I’d glanced at the scoreboard, I didn’t have enough time to math out if you’d have had enough points or not based on the current standings to advance if I took more than the ten million back. So that’s more or less why I didn’t go for the optimal strategy of taking them all and instead took my chances on a one-third hope of getting it right.”

“That’s oddly considerate considering how I’d treated you earlier,” Shoto said while his on-screen self had a crisis of self and Endeavor coolly walked away from where he’d been observing the festival. “But, since it’s you, I suppose it isn’t surprising.”

“Well, you did upset me a little,” Izuku replied. “But, Iida already wowed us by showing off his special move that he’d been keeping up his sleeve, so I still wanted to give him the chance to show off more.”

Tenya bit his lower lip and raised his head back, a little melodramatic as he sniffed. Toru, on the other hand, giggled. “That’s so Midoriya, I guess.”

Team Tetsutetsu were all looking at each other, despondent and in shock. “What the hell just happened?” Tetsutetsu asked openly. “Suddenly we had zero points and it was all over.”

“Maybe it was some form of karmic punishment,” Shiozaki suggested as a cut-in appeared, showing her using one of her strands of vine hair to slip in behind Shoji where his tentacle arms didn’t cover so she could steal Mineta’s headband. “For taking the tiny one’s headband. It was so underhanded.”

“No, what happened? All my points are gone!”

Minoru slammed his fists down on his thighs. “SO THAT’S WHAT HAPPENED!”

Tsuyu and Mezo both flushed in a mix of embarrassment and frustration. “So vexing,” Tsuyu said, just as her on-screen self said almost the same thing.

Tetsutetsu’s fist tightened after seeing Shinso smugly walk across the screen. “Damn Brainwashing jerk.”

Kayama turned towards Aizawa, a very faint frown forming. “I’m sensing more than a little hostility forming against your little Gen-Ed clone, Aizawa.”

“They’re going to have to get over it,” he replied. “He used his Quirk in an effective way to ensure his advancement and he has potential.”

“True,” Kayama agreed, “but the students re-watching the Sports Festival and seeing the underhanded way in which he used his Quirk against not just them, but also other students, and being reminded of his open disdain for them having succeeded in the entrance test for which his own Quirk was a bad matchup for… while his attitude is different from Bakugo’s, it seems as though he’s already burning bridges.”

“If they’re capable of working together with Bakugo even after what we’ve learned about his past with Midoriya, they’ll be more than able to work with Shinso,” Aizawa said, and from his tone Kayama recognized that he wasn’t willing to discuss it further.

“...could compete with Midoriya,” Iida explained to Uraraka as the students all filed out of the stadium to head to the cafeteria for some good old Lunch Rush cuisine.

“You’re always trying to one-up each other,” she said matter-of-factly.

Izuku sputtered and looked at his girlfriend. “O-Ochaco!”

“Am I wrong?” she asked. “There was the battle trial where we faced off…” her words slowly fell away from her lips as the screen showed where Izuku had gone off to after the second round had finished.

Todoroki glared forward, right at Midoriya, who stared back at the Half-Cold, Half-Hot user with anxiety and nerves, uncertain as to why he was brought here. “You brought me here. Now what?”

In another part of the stadium, a white cape fluttered across the screen as an unknown hero walked in front of the camera, before revealing Endeavor in the stairwell, starting to go down. Then a big man in a suit stepped into frame behind the Number 2 Hero, speaking to him. “Yo!” it was All Might. “Long time no see! Let’s catch up, Endeavor.”

Endeavor’s flames danced in agitation as he remained with his back turned, the other top pro growling the name of the only man ranked higher than himself. “All Might.” He turned his head, glaring at the smiling Symbol of Peace.

Cherry blossoms on the trees as the outro of Class 1-A’s girls began.

Denki leaned back in his seat, sighing. “Whew. Things got kinda intense back there.”

“”Intense is definitely a word to use to describe it,” Itsuka agreed. “Both the last few seconds and the cavalry battle as a whole.”

“It does kinda suck that your team was stuck in the ice for most of it,” Tetsutetsu said. Itsuka waved him off.

“Eh, stuff like that happens,” she sighed. “We’ll just have to do better next year.”

“At least you were lucid throughout the battle,” Mashiro said with a frown. “This was the first time I really got to see what was going on during the battle, except for the highlights on TV afterwards.”

“Yeah, you’d been under Shinso’s Quirk the whole time, right?” Eijiro asked.

“Pretty much. It was not a great experience for me when it happened.”

Toru wiggled as she turned around in her seat to seemingly grab the back of the loveseat and look up to where Mashiro was sitting. “I feel like you should have continued anyway like Aoyama did,” she encouraged him. “It didn’t matter how you got there; you’d be able to show off to everybody that you deserved to be in the tournament round.”

Mashiro looked away, still with a bitter face as he replied, “Sorry, but I just don’t see it that way.”

Mina rolled her eyes, especially since Eijiro and Tetsutetsu seemed to be tearing up at how ‘manly’ Mashiro’s stubbornness over it was. Boys .

As the outro ended, the scene returned to a living room containing a flat-screen TV, with the back of a somewhat familiar head of green hair being shown as the camera was behind the couch the person was sitting on.

Izuku froze, then immediately looked away and covered his face as he saw his mom on screen again, while most of his classmates grinned at another chance to see Mamadoriya react to her son’s performance.

“And now, updates from the UA Sports Festival,” the TV announcer said. “The first year’s have finished their second round.” On the screen, the top four teams appeared, with the sixteen names from the four teams appearing as well as their point totals. “That means we know which sixteen next-generation heroes will be moving on to the final tournament!”

There was a closeup of Izuku Midoriya’s name.

Inko Midoriya proved once again that massive amounts of tears was not just an Izuku thing as she also produced geysers of tears from her eyes as she cried. “Izuku, my baby! I’m so proud of you! You worked so hard for this! But please, son. Don’t get hurt in the final round!”

Izuku remained hiding his face as he heard his mom cry tears of pride and joy at his success, his classmates snickering at him and throwing some shade at how he definitely got hurt in the final round.

“It’s the preview!” Narrator Midoriya announced.

“Midoriya, you’ve got All Might in your corner, helping you out,” Narrator Todoroki said, his voice appearing for the first time to do a preview.

“Oh, so I’m helping out this time,” Shoto said.

“Boo!” Mina jeered. “I wanna do it. When’s it my turn?”

“...I am going to beat you,” continued Narrator Todoroki.

“Todoroki, why do you have it out for me?” Narrator Izuku asked.

Not even acknowledging the question, Narrator Todoroki continued. “I don’t really care what you are to All Might.”

“Your eyes are like ice! It’s so creepy!”

“I will go higher than you.”

“You can say that, sure, but I have my own reasons for reaching the top! Next time: “The Boy Born with Everything.””

“The girls from our class will cheer and cheer and cheer some more.”

Momo sighed and put her palm to her forehead while Ochaco reached over Izuku and patted her on the shoulder.

“Go Beyond!”

“PLUS ULTRA!”

Hanta chuckled in his throat. “Well, I guess that was on form for Todoroki.”

Shoto looked at him. “What do you mean?”

“Well, Narrator you basically just rehashed what past you already said in the locker room before we got started,” Hanta replied. “So, yeah. That was so like you back at the start of the year.”

“Guess we get to see whatever this serious talk between Midoriya and Todoroki’s going to be about,” Minoru said.

Izuku and Shoto glanced at one another, while Katsuki kept his expression neutral and didn’t look anyone in the eye.

“Okay sports fans, five minute break time!” Kamimoto declared. “You know the drill!”

Chapter 33: A Comic Book Backstory

Notes:

Hi everybody! I'm back!

I don't really have lots to say. Life happened. Relationships changed. The manga ended, which is divisive to lots of people no matter how you slice it but at least it's over now. Got invested in a bunch of different games and prioritized the fun of playing those over the work that writing can be at times.

Anyway, I'm back, and hoping that I can dish out one of these at least every month from now on, rather than however long it has been since the last update... June of last year!? Yikes. That's fourteen months ago!

Thanks to all of you who have been sticking around waiting for the next chapter. Happy reading!

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Some of the students got up to go use the facilities real quick. As they did so, Izuku and Shoto shared looks with one another from their respective positions in the front row. The conversation that they had had back then during the break between the morning’s and afternoon’s activities was about to be aired, and while neither of them may have remembered the exact words spoken back then, they both vividly recalled the content.

“Todoroki, are you going to be okay?” Izuku inquired.

After several seconds, he nodded. “Your past and secrets were shared as well, Midoriya,” Shoto replied. “And we all agreed that by watching these videos, things we may have attempted to keep secret from the rest of the class would be revealed.” Shoto looked down at his left hand again. “I’ve been coming to terms with what we talked about, and moved forward. If the rest of the class knows at this point, I think I’m okay with that.”

From her perch above them, Kamimoto nodded while hearing them. It’s not like those secrets are gonna stay secret forever if canon still ends up taking its course, somehow, she thought. I just hope these kids don’t decide not to accept Endeavor’s quest for atonement before he even gets the chance to pursue it in their new timeline.

Aoyama remained silent, smiling, elbows on his thighs and chin resting in his hands as he watched the timer, almost imperceptible beads of sweat forming underneath his golden hair.

“I feel like I want to ask,” Momo said, “but I also feel as though any questions I’d ask are about to be answered in a few minutes anyway.” Ochaco nodded as well.

“That’s correct,” Shoto replied.

“Then we’ll refrain from prodding,” Tenya announced. “Although…”

“Everyone’s entitled to their own secrets,” Mezo interrupted the former class rep. “Not all of us are comfortable or even wish to discuss our pasts, even with our close friends. Especially if we have some sort of trauma in them. It’s not really something we go around starting conversations with.”

“Yeah,” Kyoka agreed. “It’s not like Mr. Aizawa ever had us come to the front of the class and introduce ourselves with a full autobiography of our first decade and a half of being alive.”

“Heck, we didn’t even get to stand up and just say three things about us,” Denki pointed out. “It was just ‘show up, do a Quirk Assessment Test, pick up the syllabus and get out’. All the socializing stuff we had to do on our own.”

“Like I said on orientation day, you didn’t come here to make friends,” Aizawa stated.

Kayama rolled her eyes. “Don’t be such a stick in the mud, Aizawa,” she teased him while nudging his side with her elbow. “You’ve even accepted the romantic relationships that have blossomed. Don’t fall back and chastise them for being social.”

“Emotional attachment can cloud your judgement and make you act irrationally,” Aizawa countered. “I’m not and never have forbidden them from forming bonds with one another, I’m just not about to intentionally facilitate their development and play matchmaker like you and Yamada do.”

“And yet you’ve given them so much free time to relax and have fun while we’re here…” Yagi murmured with a faint grin on his emaciated face.

Aizawa kept his own expression hidden underneath his capture scarf and refused to answer. Yagi and Kayama shared knowing grins behind his back. This class had mellowed him into a softie; he was just trying to maintain his gruff exterior.

“So I guess we’re gonna see ourselves in those cheer uniforms again, ladies,” Toru said. “Hey, what did each of you do with those after the festival?”

“I burned mine,” Kyoka replied immediately, a dark look on her face.

“Oh, I kept it,” Mina replied, “but it’s in my closet back home. I didn’t bring it with me to the dorms.”

“I totally did!” Toru laughed. “I love it! Sometimes I just dress up in it when I’m in my room and go through a little routine to pep myself up.”

Ochaco felt a gaze on her, and knew that it was from Izuku trying not to look at her but evidently failing as his eyes kept flickering in her direction. It was cute how her beau was feigning interest but also very interested in what she’d done with the cheerleader costume. Her blush marks got noticeably pinker as she answered, “Well, uh… I kept mine, and since I brought everything from my apartment with me to the dorms it’s in my room, too.”

“I still have mine back home, ribbit,” Tsuyu declared. “My little sister Satsuki really liked seeing me wearing it on TV, so I kept it around. Sometimes I dress up in it when we play together after school.”

“Aww, that’s adorable,” Mina gushed. “How old is she?”

“Six, ribbit.”

“Ah! She’s just a little kid! You’ve gotta show us pictures of her sometime.”

“Sure thing, Mina,” Tsuyu replied. “Also, Ochaco?”

Blinking, she turned to her friend. “Uh, yes?”

“I feel as though I should let you know, since we’re talking about my siblings,” Tsuyu said, “but my ten-year-old brother Samidare has had a crush on you since the Sports Festival when he saw all of us in those cheer uniforms, ribbit.”

The idea of a little boy version of Tsuyu having a crush on her left Ochaco feeling flattered, honestly, and the slight stiffening of Izuku next to her just made her giggle. It didn’t help that Momo appeared to be hiding her own giggles behind an elegantly-placed hand over her smiling lips. “Oh really?”

“He says you’re very pretty.”

“Then he’s got good eyes,” she replied with a pleased and lighthearted hum.

“Aw, are you feeling a little jealous, Izuku?” Momo teased.

“I am not jealous,” Izuku pouted. “It’s a good thing. It means Tsu’s little brother has good taste.”

“Guess you don’t feel fully secure yet, ribbit,” Tsuyu replied, looking at Izuku and giving him a faint smile. “Don’t worry about it, Midoriya. He’s ten. It’s not like Ochaco’s going to leave you just because my little brother has a crush on her.”

“Yeah, Izuku,” Ochaco agreed, giving him a big smile and a hug. “You’re stuck with me. It’s sweet that he likes me, but I like you.”

“And in case you need reminding, remember how I was asking Uraraka out and the instant she saw that you were back from Recovery Girl it was like I no longer existed?” Denki said with a chuckle while Ochaco went pink at the reminder. “You’ve got nothing to worry ‘bout, dude.”

“I’m not jealous,” Izuku mumbled, still pouting as he verbally refuted the implied assertions of his classmates that he was, in fact, jealous of a ten-year-old crushing on his girlfriend.

“D’you think Midoriya needs more kisses?” Toru giggled.

“He must if even after spending all of the last two days sucking face with Uraraka he’s still feeling insecure,” Kyoka teased. “Hey, Uraraka, Yaomomo, your boy needs fifty ccs of kisses, stat!”

Momo turned as red as her hero costume at being called out while Ochaco turned even pinker, and Izuku himself ducked down with a hot face. “Wh-what‽ I can’t do that! To do something so intimate in public… and it’s still so new…” Momo squirmed in her seat, hands clenched down in her lap as she fiddled and fidgeted. Her head had been so full of ideas before of kissing Izuku and Ochaco or being kissed by them, but she’d never imagined them performing such an intimate act in public like her new boyfriend and girlfriend had been doing regularly the past two days.

“Ugh,” Katsuki groaned. “If you all keep yapping on with this romance sh*t I’m gonna be sick. If they want to suck their tonsils out instead of getting stronger like they should be doing, then that’s on them, but leave me the f*ck out of it.”

Tenya nodded sagely, not exactly in the sense that he agreed that he should be “left the f*ck out of it”, but more in-line with his ideas that such things should not become too public.

Once everyone had returned from using the washroom, there were still another thirty seconds of anxious silence that filled the theatre as the countdown clock ticked its way down to zero seconds to start playing their second episode of the day, and one that was foretold to start with some heavy conversation between Izuku and Shoto.

The spinning globe of the intro appeared, with Narrator Midoriya’s familiar, “This is a superhuman society…” starting up.

Unlike some of the previous episodes, everyone remained quiet this time, recalling how the previous episode had ended with Izuku and Shoto facing one another in preparation for a serious conversation. The teachers thought back to Yagi’s encounter with Endeavor during the lunch break as well, and the information he’d shared as well as what they knew transpired between Izuku and Shoto. However, they were some months removed from the incident, so the finer details of the exact words escaped them, but they recalled the gist of it, more or less.

It was time to get a more accurate retelling of the events, and see if the show that had been accurate so far would shed greater light on what they thought they knew.

One For All’s power surged into Midoriya’s arm as he prepared to take the ten million point headband from Todoroki. ‘All three of them put their trust in me,’ he thought as his horses drove him towards Todoroki with the stylized background of surging multicoloured lights. ‘This is my responsibility. We all have our reasons to win this. And I refuse to let the others down!’

“So we’re getting a really quick recap of the end of the cavalry battle, huh?” Rikido said as on-screen Fumikage revealed Dark Shadow with Shoto’s starting headband, sitting back in his seat, mostly recovered from the gruelling exercise he’d undertaken post-breakfast outside, and putting the spot he was in into recliner mode.

“Good,” Toru agreed. “I wanna see what Todoroki wanted to talk to Midoriya about.”

“Hopefully it won’t take more than a minute,” Mezo said with a nod. “I have to admit, I’m curious, too.”

Denki thought ahead, also remembering what Narrator Shoto had said in the preview about the girls cheering and the conversation they’d just had about the cheerleader outfits. “Hey, uh, you all aren’t still mad at me an’ Mineta about the whole cheerleader thing, are you?”

“Water under the bridge!” Toru cheerfully replied with a giggle.

It took Kyoka a second before saying, “It’d be kind of uncool to still be pissed at you guys over a prank from a few months ago. So… whatever. Yeah, you’re forgiven.”

Denki and Minoru both let out sighs they hadn’t realized they’d been holding.

The Boy Born with Everything

Transitioning away from the title card, the camera panned up UA’s festival coliseum exterior and the rows of vendors and crowds of people before it. “Now for a lunch break before the afternoon festivities,” declared Present Mic over the speakers. “See ya!” As the first-years exited from the main exit back to the campus, several spoke about how they were starving before the camera switched to the side-exit where Todoroki had taken Midoriya.

Izuku gulped. “Getting right to it, I see.”

“Should we… be concerned?” Momo asked, looking at Izuku while glancing at Shoto.

“That’s up to you,” Shoto replied, expression stony as he stared at the screen, which right now was just showing him staring back at the viewers in a frigid glare.

The screen flipped to the other side of Todoroki’s glare, showing Midoriya anxiously staring back at him for a few moments before changing perspective to a view from inside the tunnel looking out at the sun-lit pavement and grassy field before the forest on UA’s grounds, Midoriya’s profile mostly in light while Todoroki was bathed in shadow. “We should probably eat soon,” Midoriya suggested, breaking the tense silence Todoroki had left them in. “The cafeteria’s gonna be busy.”

Todoroki continued to glare at him, unchanging. “Don’t you think?” Midoriya asked, trying to get his classmate to engage after pulling him aside out of the blue. Midoriya gulped, still anxiously standing there and looking at his stronger, and taller, classmate. ‘He’s all cold intimidation. Way different from Kacchan.’

“I was overwhelmed.”

“He speaks!” Hanta chuckled, trying to break some of the ice that had settled into the viewing audience as well.

The camera switched to the opposite side, peering into the darkness of the hallway from the entrance as the two boys faced each other. “And it made me break the promise I made to myself a long time ago,” Todoroki continued.

The viewing audience stayed quiet as on-screen Izuku thought that Shoto would have had an advantage through using the fire half of his Quirk embedded in his left side. Now that Shoto had engaged in speaking, they all stayed riveted, even Neito was paying attention to what past Izuku and Shoto had wanted to discuss.

Todoroki pulled his left hand from his pocket and broke from glaring at Midoriya to look at his left hand in front of him. “Iida and Kaminari, Yaoyorozu and Tokoyami, Uraraka… none of them felt it. In that moment,” he continued as a flashback of Midoriya and his confrontation when his fire came out from his arm appeared on the screen, “I was the only one who could sense your true power.” The flashback shifted to the USJ, with All Might unleashing his final punch against the Nomu. “It reminded me of something… experiencing All Might’s Quirk.”

“Oh, yeah?” Midoriya asked, sweating as Todoroki narrowed in.

He had you figured out? Ochaco thought, glancing at Izuku before returning her attention to the screen, not being the only one to have shifted glances to either Izuku or Shoto.

“I’m saying… the power coming from you felt the same as All Might’s,” Todoroki declared, still staring at his hand. Midoriya hissed as he came to the horrifying thought that Todoroki knew; that he knew that Midoriya had All Might’s power. “Midoriya, tell me.”

“Are you really All Might’s secret love child or something?”

There was a beat of silence both on the screen and in the theatre before on-screen Izuku’s past thought echoed through everybody’s head.

‘Am I… what‽’

The serious air shattered as guffaws of laughter erupted from the watching audience, Izuku bowing his head with a hand over his face and Shoto stoically ignoring everyone around him. Yagi sputtered hacking coughs to hide his own amusem*nt at Shoto asking if Izuku was secretly his son, and Aizawa (yes, even Aizawa), had to press a fist to his chin to restrain from laughing under his breath.

“You thought that Midoriya was All Might’s secret love child?” Mina laughed, practically screaming in mirth.

“It was a valid hypothesis,” Shoto countered.

“Come on, man, All Might’s been an active pro since our parents were kids,” Hanta chuckled. “For Midoriya to be his son, All Might would probably have had to have hooked up with his Mamadoriya when he was, like, forty or something.”

Yagi winced at how Hanta called out his age. He called himself an old man, but really, he wasn’t that old, was he? He was only in his mid-fifties. Yoroi Musha was much older than him!

“They’re calling you out, ‘old man’,” Kayama giggled as she elbowed him. “Saying that you’re too old to be Midoriya’s father.”

“I also never had the pleasure of meeting his mother until we wanted to move them into the dorms,” Yagi added. “And, as the boy has said, he already has a father… though I admit, in the short time I was in their home I never saw evidence of him; not even when Midoriya was in hospital after the villains attacked the summer camp.”

“It does seem a little strange, I’ll agree,” Aizawa added, folding his arms. “Even for a man working overseas, you’d think he’d be able to get some time off to see his critically injured son.”

From down below, it seemed as though Shoto had heard the teachers talking, somehow, and turned to look back at them. “That just adds more evidence to my theory that he’s your secret love child, All Might,” Shoto declared. He turned his head. “Midoriya, it may not be in the traditional way, but you still received your Quirk from your father.”

“Todoroki!” Izuku whined. “My dad’s got a fire breath Quirk! And he works overseas in the U.S.A.! All Might is not secretly my father. You heard my mom in the first episode when the doctor told me I was Quirkless.”

“I believe your mother’s exact words were “I can float small objects towards me and my husband breathes fire”. I notice that she did not specifically say that your father breathes fire,” Shoto replied.

“Todoroki…” Izuku groaned, slowly feeling more and more done with this.

“It’s also not completely outside the realm of possibility that All Might could have donated his sperm and your mother received it if she and your “fire-breathing father” were having difficulties,” Shoto continued. “Perhaps we should request a paternity test?”

Izuku’s face was steaming. “Why are you so fixated on this, Todoroki‽”

“Because I need to get to the bottom of this,” Todoroki replied, “and I need a distraction.”

“Long time no see!” All Might said, looking down the stairwell at another hero. “Let’s catch up, Endeavor.”

Flames swirled around the Flame Hero’s shoulders before the short spiky-haired redhead turned his head to disdainfully regard the Number One Hero. “All Might.”

“I haven’t talked to you since that press conference ten years ago,” All Might stated cordially. “Been a while. I saw you and figured I’d say hi.”

“Wait, the Number One and Number Two Heroes hadn’t spoken to each other for ten years?” Hanta queried while Endeavor blew off All Might. “That… that can’t be right, can it?”

A number of the students turned to look at Yagi, who nodded his head. “It is, actually. Before this, the last time we’d spoken was at a certain press conference, and it wasn’t a happy time to be meeting.”

All Might laughed and did a few flips over Endeavor to reach the landing ahead of the Flame Hero. “Come on, why the cold shoulder?” All Might bombastically asked the other hero. Endeavor growled in annoyance as he glared at All Might. “You should be thrilled,” All Might projected a little onto Endeavor. “After all, your son’s doing very well out there, just using half his power. You must be a great teacher.”

Shoto impassively continued looking up at the screen, watching this conversation between his old man and All Might that the teachers had referenced before. A great teacher? Objectively speaking he is that; I would never have gotten as strong as I am without him, but I can’t say he’s a great person.

“Are you implying something?” Endeavor asked.

“No,” All Might responded. “I want to know your secrets. How do we train the next generation of heroes?”

Aizawa and Kayama both looked at Yagi. “You never mentioned before that you asked him this,” Kayama purred.

Yagi flinched and anxiously rubbed the back of his head. “Well, I… uh… I was still so new to teaching and Young Todoroki was such an exemplary student I figured that Endeavor had done a good job with his training of the boy. I’d hoped he’d have some advice for a newbie getting into the teaching game. I was willing to take help from anyone by the time of the sports festival.”

“It’s good that you acknowledged your shortcomings, All Might,” Nezu said, watching the screen in interest, even if his Yorkshire Gold continued to taste… off, in a way he couldn’t put to words.

Endeavor stopped on the stairs after he’d shouldered past All Might, essentially calling him flashy and brainless after rejecting his request for teaching advice, while All Might just stood there with his hands clasped together. “Let me assure you of one thing, All Might,” Endeavor said, and the camera panned up to showing a very focused and… unhinged look on the hero’s face. “That kid of mine will beat you someday. I’ll make sure of it. That’s why I made him.”

The smile that slipped from on-screen All Might’s face closely matched what was growing on the faces of the students in the theatre. “I made him?” Momo quoted, questioning the specific phrase that Endeavor had said.

Endeavor looked back at All Might, a single crazed eye visible amidst the flames covering his face. “He’s in a rebellious phase right now. But he will take your place. I’ll make sure of it.”

“Okay, concern multiplying,” Denki said, shivering at the sight of the current Number One acting like that only months ago.

“My old man is ambitious,” Todoroki explained to Midoriya as the screen showed Endeavor stalking away from an unnerved All Might. “He aims for the top.” The camera returned to the hallway Todoroki had taken Midoriya to, the son of Endeavor not meeting Midoriya’s gaze and looking off into the darkness of the arena. “He used his power to make a name for himself as a hero. But he was never able to best All Might, so the Symbol of Peace is living proof of his failure. He’s still at it, though, trying to take down All Might. One way or another.”

“Hey, hang on,” Tetsutetsu muttered. “You’re not tryin’ to say…”

“…getting at,” Midoriya voiced his uncertainty. “What are you trying to tell me, Todoroki?” Todoroki shifted his gaze to look directly at Midoriya again.

“Have you ever heard of… Quirk marriages?”

A few gasps came from some of the students in the theatre, Momo most prominently amongst them, as she sharply turned towards Shoto. “That can’t… Todoroki tell me that that isn’t what Endeavor did!”

Shoto glanced down from the screen. “I used to think so, but… after something I saw yesterday in the labyrinth… now I’m not so sure that that’s all it was. What I once thought was the indisputable truth about my father has been challenged, and my anger towards him may be blinding me.”

“Mind filling in the peanut gallery?” Toru asked.

“…forced into relationships,” Todoroki explained to Midoriya while the show displayed their classmates in the cafeteria, getting lunch to feed their bellies in preparation for the next stage of the games. “They were simply viewed as old-fashioned arranged marriages. But, clearly, it was unethical. My father has not only a rich history of accomplishments, but plenty of money to throw at his problems. He bought my mother’s relatives to get his hands on her Quirk. And now he’s raising me to usurp All Might.”

The on-screen Izuku wasn’t the only one who gasped at the revelation that on-screen Shoto had just dropped, but Shoto’s past self wasn’t done yet.

“It’s so annoying.” Todoroki’s face was covered in shadow as he glared at the ground between himself and Midoriya. “I refuse to be a tool for that scumbag.”

“…okay, all in favour of disliking the current Number One hero, say aye,” Neito called out.

“Aye!” chorused all the teens in the theatre, many of them throwing up their hands as well.

“Todoroki,” Tenya softly said his name. “This is all—”

“I’m not done talking yet,” Shoto replied, gesturing to the screen.

“In every memory of my mother,” he continued, “I only see her crying.”

The screen flashed to a mostly black image, the colours apart from that being shaded and subdued, with a crying woman with long white hair in what might have been a pink shirt but for the shading of the faded memory having her back turned to their perspective, seemingly that of a younger Todoroki with his hand reaching out to his mother, before it quickly faded to complete darkness.

“I remember she called my left side unbearable,” Todoroki stated, his left hand moving to cover the scar on his face, “before she poured boiling water on my face.”

Stomachs turned in the theatre as that settled in on them, unveiling a tragic backstory that could have been compared to Izuku’s. And to have it thrust on them in one go, learning that Endeavor had sired Shoto solely to defeat All Might and his mother had done something so horrible to him, it was enough to render all of them speechless.

Endeavor stalked through the halls, the flames on the shoulder blades of the man’s costume flaring. “The reason I picked a fight with you was to show my old man what I was capable of doing. Without having to rely on his damned fire Quirk.” Todoroki withdrew the hand that had been covering his scar, the clear blue iris of his left eye small as he glared at Midoriya. “You see, I’m going to show him that I reject his power, and I can take first place without using it.”

The camera switched away from Todoroki, to show Bakugo standing against a wall, revealing that he’d been standing just around the corner from the confrontation between Todoroki and Midoriya.

Katsuki’s eyes widened. sh*t! I didn’t know this thing was going to show that I was there!

Shoto’s eyes narrowed in contrast to how Katsuki’s had widened. I see, so Bakugo had also been listening in. He didn’t mention this at all, not that he ever would. If we’d been facing one another before my match with Midoriya, I doubt he’d have tried as earnestly to get me to accept my Quirk as my own power rather than Endeavor’s.

“Bakugo!” Izuku gasped, turning around in his seat to glare at his former friend. “You were eavesdropping on us?”

Katsuki’s expression soured. “Shouldn’t have been talking out in the open where anyone could have heard.”

“You mean the empty hallway away from the crowds that I brought Midoriya to specifically so we wouldn’t be overheard?” Shoto asked.

When Katsuki didn’t respond and only glowered at the front row, Toru sighed. “You know, Bakugo, I’m starting to wonder if you’ve got some kind of tsundere crush on Midoriya.”

“What did you say‽” Katsuki roared, jumping up from his seat while the on-screen Shoto continued to talk as he walked away from on-screen Izuku..

“You’re just so totally fixated on everything Midoriya does and you can’t live with Midoriya knowing things that you don’t or having private conversations with other guys where even if it’s totally personal you don’t gtf out of there and you’re just explosively violent around him,” Toru replied while Izuku and Ochaco seemed mortified but the rest of the students were all appearing to give her theory some serious thought. “This irrational murderboner for Midoriya’s starting to look more like you’re just a type-A tsundere.”

“Honestly, ‘tsundere crush’ is the option that paints you in the best light,” Neito commented from the safety of his seat far away from Katsuki while Kamimoto held a hand tightly over her lips to stifle her giggles at what the students were doing. “There’s no explanation of your behaviour towards Midoriya that doesn’t make you appear to be mentally ill.”

“That and he said he liked green hair the other day,” Denki joked.

Momo placed a hand to her mouth, while Izuku and Ochaco both looked like they were going to be sick.

‘A Hero with a tragic backstory, fighting to rise above it,’ Midoriya thought as he watched Todoroki walk away.

“Hey! The way I treated Deku doesn’t make me look crazy!” Katsuki shouted. He looked at Eijiro, who quickly looked away from him. “Hey! Kirishima! What’s with the look on your face‽”

“I don’t know, dude,” Eijiro hesitantly replied. “You had that fight with Midoriya a few days ago after the licensing exam, and before that Mr. Aizawa had paired the two of you up against All Might for your term final practical, and he wouldn’t have done that without a reason. And then there’s everything these videos have shown us about your past and… well… I can see where Hagakure and Monoma are coming from. I don’t agree with it or anything, but I can see it.”

Katsuki felt himself shaking as his voice got caught in his throat. All of that… it was just so wrong that words had completely escaped him. And he couldn’t even use his Quirk to vent his anger about it thanks to that damn inhibitor! Why couldn’t all of these idiots see it? He was not obsessive over Deku! He didn’t give a damn what he or Todoroki did!

It didn’t help that he was smart enough to know that it certainly didn’t look that way, given how he absolutely had gone out of his way to listen to whatever it was the two of them had secluded themselves in order to discuss. The small voice he always told to shut the f*ck up repeatedly hammered home how much of a f*cking hypocrite he was, and it just kept getting stronger the more he had to watch his past.

“Get the hell outta my way, Deku!” flashback Bakugo roared as Midoriya remembered bits and pieces of those who’d helped him on his way, even inadvertently.

“Team up with me, person in first place!”

“It was around his head where his guard was the weakest.”

“Young man, you, too, can become a hero.”

Midoriya clenched his fist as he stood outside the arena, facing Todoroki after catching up to him. He thought back to the video of All Might’s debut. “All Might is constantly saving people with a fearless smile. He’s the greatest hero. And I wanna be just like him.” The image faded to the day’s blue sky while Midoriya faced Todoroki’s back, the green-haired young man telling Todoroki this as the wind blew through their hair.

“In order to do that, I have to be strong enough to become number one.” Todoroki half-turned to look at Midoriya while his hands remained in his pockets. “I know my motivation might seem stupid compared to yours. But still—I can’t lose this, either. I owe it to everyone who’s supported me to try my best.”

Izuku put his hand over his face and bowed his head. He could feel his cheeks heating up and turning red. He’d only ever meant for Todoroki to hear that, not his whole class! Izuku groaned in embarrassment, not sure if he felt better or worse at the sound of giggles next to him. “Don’t be like that, Izuku,” Momo said, her hand on his shoulder. “I think it’s a lovely motivation.”

“I am going to beat you.”

“And even though you didn’t win, you did an amazing job out there, Izuku,” Ochaco said, snuggling into her boyfriend while the music rose over the on-screen past selves of Izuku and Shoto looking at one another before Shoto started to walk away.

Bakugo, still watching from the shadows, turned away.

“And there’s Bakugo, being a stalker,” Hanta chuckled, and Katsuki tisked.

“Todoroki’s not the only one with the comic book backstory, Midoriya,” Koji said. “Yours is also pretty comic book-like.”

“Mine’s what?” Izuku yelped.

Denki nodded his head. “Uh-huh, yeah, I can see it.”

The fade-out returned to an aerial view of the stadium after their lunch break, Present Mic shouting out to the crowds. “Get those foam fingers in the air! It’s almost time for the last round!”

Kyoka looked down, away from the screen. “f*ck. Here it comes.”

“...didn’t make the finals. Since this is a sports festival,” Mic said as members of Class 2-B walked back into the field, “we’ve prepared some super-fun side games everyone can participate in!” The screen changed to showing a number of girls with pointed noses wearing orange cheerleader outfits with yellow pom-poms doing a routine as sparkles glittered in the sunlight and rapid camera flashes. Many in the crowd behind them seemed excited seeing the cheerleaders. “We even brought in cheerleaders from America to get your blood pumping!”

Eraser Head looked up and grunted in surprise, and Mic looked a little surprised as he took a closer look at the field. “Hold up.”

The members of Class 1-B and other first years looked stunned in surprise as the camera panned towards a pair of breasts bulging out a cheerleader uniform, the inhabitant of the cheer costume invisible beneath it. “What are they doing?” Eraser Head sighed.

Ochaco’s face steamed as the show accentuated a pair of breasts in the cheer top, then moving to a butt in the skirt, before showing the 1-A girls in a line, all of them looking either mortified or unimpressed with their current predicament. Ochaco buried her face into Izuku’s chest while Momo sighed, and all Izuku could do was chuckle in second-hand embarrassment while he patted his first girlfriend on the back of her head. “It’s okay. You girls looked great.”

“Looks like Class 1-A is goin’ full-on fanservice!”

Kaminari and Mineta, eyes wide and blushing, surrounded by a cloud of pink and vibrant hearts, cackled and gave each other thumbs-ups. Yaoyorozu shrieked and raised her pom-poms in anger. “What!? You tricked us? You’re gonna regret this!”

“I thought you all looked good,” Mezo said.

“Thanks Shoji!” Toru cheered.

The screen switched to a title card of a flashback with a sticker of Mineta’s face and a thumbs-up, captioned as “U.A. Sports Festival - Lunchtime”.

“Yaoyorozu. Jiro.” Flashback Kaminari said seriously alongside Mineta in Lunch Rush’s cafeteria. The pair of girls turned to look at them.

“Uh-huh, do you need something?” Yaoyorozu asked.

“Well, I’m sure you already know since you’re, like, a class rep…” Mineta said as he turned and pointed out behind them. There, four of the American cheerleaders were frolicking with sparkles all around them, either some effect from the show or actually one of their Quirks. “But they said all the girls have to wear those uniforms for the big cheer battle this afternoon.”

“Oh, so that’s how they convinced you,” Izuku said. “They convinced you that one of the recreational games was a cheer battle?”

“Yeah,” Ochaco moaned into his shoulder. Momo sighed again.

“Doesn’t seem too far-fetched, really,” Itsuka commented.

“Kendo!” Momo wailed, the Class-B rep having seemingly turned on her. Ginger hair shifted slightly as Itsuka shrugged.

“Well if we were having a cheer battle it just makes sense that we’d be in cheerleader outfits,” Itsuka said. “Might even have been fun if we’d done that. I’m sure Set, Yui, Tsunotori and Komori would have had a blast, but Yanagi would probably have sat it out.”

“See,” Minoru stage-whispered to Denki, “I told you we should’ve also tried for the 1-B girls.”

“Dude, there’s no way we’d have been able to convince them,” Denki reminded him. “We’d have needed to get somebody like Awase or Shoda on-board, too, and we weren’t really on speaking terms with them then, remember?”

Aizawa sighed from his position above them all. “Yaoyorozu, why didn’t you send me a message asking for the validity of what Mineta and Kaminari said?”

“Sir, you instructed both Iida and myself that we were only to contact you in the case of an emergency,” Momo answered him. “Possibly forgetting that you may or may not have mentioned a cheer battle and the wearing of cheerleader outfits for it during the recreational games hardly seemed like an emergency situation.”

“Kendo’s right in that it also just makes sense,” Mina added. “I saw those girls at lunch, too, and wondered if that was something we’d be doing later. I was pretty excited, too, until I realized we’d been pranked.”

Mentally groaning that he set himself up for that, Aizawa bowed his head. “Very well, I take responsibility for that. In the future, Yaoyorozu, Midoriya, if you ever get somebody relaying information that they say is from me and you’re not sure about the validity of it, contact me immediately to double-check.”

“Yes, sir!”

“Mineta, Kaminari… fifteen laps around the island.”

Fifteen‽” Minoru whispered, thinking about the heat and humidity outside, and what Denki had told him after the first day’s run of only five laps. “I’m gonna die.”

“Healthy reminder that you cannot die on this island!” Kamimoto chipperly chimed in from her position manning the controls.

“...tournament-style fighting competition!” Present Mic announced while the video displayed images of the winning teams, with the members of said teams who belonged to 1-A and were currently in cheer outfits in said cheer outfits. “I promise you’re not gonna wanna miss these epic match ups!”

Ochaco patted Momo on the shoulder as the mid-episode title screen appeared. “For what it’s worth, I think you did a great job with those uniforms. We looked amazing when we stopped being embarrassed!” Momo returned her consolation with a smile.

“Thanks.”

Kirishima looked up at the screen displaying the tournament brackets with quivering excitement. “I watch these finals every year, and now I’m actually in them!”

“So, wait,” Ashido asked. “Is it always a tournament?”

“The final’s always a one-on-one competition,” Sero answered her, “but they switch it up every time. Last year it was a foam sword-fighting match.”

“Come closer and draw lots to see who you’re up against,” Midnight instructed with a smile, holding up a yellow box with the word ‘Lots’ scribbled on it. “Then enjoy the pleasure of the recreational games before we start.” The camera switched to slowly panning over the assembled first-years. “The sixteen finalists have the option of participating in those activities or sitting out to prepare for battle. I’m sure you all want to conserve your stamina. I’ll start with the first place team.”

Just as Midnight began to move towards where Todoroki was, Ojiro raised his hand. “Um. Excuse me. Sorry, but I’m withdrawing.”

“I still don’t get why you felt you needed to withdraw!” Toru exclaimed, waving her invisible arms wildly. “So what if you got there because of Shinso’s stupid Brainwashing? You were in the finals! You could have competed to prove that you deserved to be there!”

Mashirao groaned and laid his head back. “This again? I’ve told you all before, it wasn’t right. There’s no way I could’ve competed without feeling guilty about being there. The rest of you all worked as teams; you all did your very best, giving your all in the cavalry battle as parts of a whole. We didn’t. We were just puppets running under Shinso’s control.”

“Okay, so… why did Aoyama keep going on if that’s how you and Shoda both felt?” Tetsutetsu asked.

The kids in the theatre paused at the question before they all looked towards the man in question. “Isn’t it obvious?” Yuga answered. “It doesn’t matter how the star gets on stage so long as he can shine brightly!”

“...yeah, that tracks,” Katsuki said.

“Heh, too bad you went up against me,” Mina chuckled before pumping her fist. “I whooped your butt!”

The dramatic music that had been playing as Ojiro explained himself cut out as, with his hand over his face, he weakly queried, “Also, why are all the girls dressed like cheerleaders?” Said girls winced, closed their eyes, and looked away from him in sudden embarrassment.

As Midnight observed Ojiro’s talk with his classmates, his teammate from Class B stepped up. “Nirengeki Shoda from Class 1-B. I think I should withdraw for the exact same reason. Regardless of how strong I am, this isn’t how I wanted to get here. It would go against the values of the festival to advance without earning my spot.”

The camera cut over to focus on Kirishima, who was crying manly tears while both Bakugo and Todoroki observed them with varied levels of disdain. “Listen to these guys! They’re so manly!”

“Well, now. Here’s another weird turn of events,” Present Mic stated from the booth.

“We’ll have to see what Midnight says about all this,” Eraser Head commented. “She’s the one in charge.”

Midnight stood there with her nose up, looking down on the assembled first-years and especially Ojiro and Shoda. “This sort of talk is incredibly naive, my boys,” she said, raising her whip. The background rushed into purple as the camera pulled back and she cracked the implement to her side. “That turns me on! Shoda! Ojiro! You’re withdrawn!”

Momo groaned and hung her head. “Mother!” she exclaimed. “Why on Earth did you do that with your face‽ Don’t tell me you actually felt that way!”

“Of course not,” Kayama answered her daughter. “It’s all part of my public persona as Midnight. I needed to play to the crowd.”

Momo breathed a sigh of relief and placed a hand to her chest. “Oh thank goodness.”

“It only turns me on when your father talks that way,” Kayama continued with a self-satisfied smirk.

Izuku was sure he could hear the sound of his new girlfriend’s sanity breaking now that her mother got to be open about their relationship and tease her in public, at least as far as this island was concerned, at any rate. “Hey, uh… I’m sure everything will be all right,” he attempted to console her, while Ochaco patted Momo on the shoulder in sympathy.

“Relationship goals, right there,” Mina said, nodding towards her teacher.

“We were frozen most of the time,” Kendo told Midnight when she realized the pro hero had been referring to her team when talking about moving two people forward. “Honestly, we barely did anything in the cavalry battle. Isn’t that right? Girls?” she asked her team, Komori, Yanagi, and Tokage nodding along in agreement.

Itsuka frowned as she watched herself. “Thinking back on it now, I can’t help but wonder if my decision to hand our spots over to Tetsutetsu wasn’t too hasty.”

“Your team seemed to agree with you, though,” Mashiro pointed out.

“Yeah, but I’m our class rep,” Itsuka replied. “While Set seemed pretty much okay with it, Komori and Yanagi might have just been deferring to me because of that.”

“I think it was amazing for you to just give up your spots, Kendo,” Tetsutetsu stated. “And I’m not just saying that because I got to move on and represent Class B. Just like Shoda and Ojiro, you were really living up to the ideals of the sports festival.”

“Listen to these youngsters,” Yagi said with pride to the other teachers, “so full of spirit and chivalry.”

“It’s irrational is what it is,” Aizawa muttered.

“Now, now, Eraser Head,” Nezu calmly chided him, “based on your marking criteria for your students’ practical term final we all know that you would have likely failed Ojiro, Aoyama, and Shoda on Mr. Shinso’s team for acting as his puppet horses. Their emotional concerns regarding having earned their placements are quite valid.”

So now he’s talking about emotional concerns being valid, Kayama inwardly huffed.

“And so, Tetsutetsu and Shiozaki have advanced to the final!” Midnight announced as Tetsutetsu cried while saluting Awase and Honenuki. “Take a look at the bracket, my dears,” she told them while flexing her whip forward and posing. “These are your opponents!”

“Hey, I just thought of it,” Minoru said after noticing Honenuki being next to Awase in congratulating Tetsutetsu and Shiozaki, “but with Tokage on Kendo’s team having deferred to Team Tetsutetsu, and then Honenuki letting Tetsutetsu and Shiozaki move on, both of Class B’s recommendation students missed out on the finals while both of our class’ students moved on.”

“Hey, you’re right,” Eijiro said, looking from Minoru to Itsuka, and then Momo and Shoto.

Neito scoffed, “Well, why would it have mattered? They chose not to get their hands dirty and show up all you Class A hooligans.”

“Honenuki probably picked the right move in not advancing, actually,” Izuku said, placing a hand on his chin. “If he went up against Kaminari we already know that the ring could conduct electricity, so softening it wouldn’t have impeded that. I don’t have enough information on him, but it would have been a difficult fight for him. Kirishima would probably be the easier fight for him to win, but then he’d have been paired up against Bakugo in the second round and that’s not a fight I see him winning. Same with Tokage; a victory against either of their first-round opponents would then see them fighting either Iida or Bakugo.”

“And neither match-up really bodes well for Set either,” Itsuka agreed. “Honestly, given the eight of us who could have been competing, I think we really did as well as we could have at the time.”

“Kendo! How dare you be so faithless towards our classmates!” Neito scolded her.

“I’m not being faithless, I’m being realistic, Monoma,” Itsuke replied. “The only one who could have absolutely dominated would have been Komori, and that’s only if she used her Quirk to grow mushrooms inside her opponents’ trachea and make them suffocate into surrender.”

“Don’t give away her trump card!” Neito quickly lashed out as everyone in Class A paled at the sudden visual imagery and phantom feeling of having fungi growing inside their own throats, clogging their windpipes and choking them out.

“A fiendish trump card, but undoubtedly an effective one,” Fumikage surmised.

“Not so fast,” Ojiro declared, wrapping his tail around good-natured Midoriya’s mouth to prevent him from answering Shinso’s question. Shinso smirked, the lanky general studies student turning away.

Ojiro unwrapped his tail from Midoriya’s head, with the green-haired powerhouse turning towards his classmate. “Ojiro. What’s the deal?”

“You can’t say a word to him,” Ojiro answered, an anxious frustration on his face.

“How about we just never talk to Shinso again?” Mina asked. “Good? Good. Glad we’re all in agreement.”

“Don’t be like that, Ashido,” Izuku told her. “You haven’t even spoken to him once.”

“And I don’t wanna,” replied Mina. “If he’s gonna just straight-up use our classmates without even asking them to team up with him then I already know all I need to.”

Izuku sighed and shook his head.

Hanta frowned as he folded his arms. “I’d just like to object to Todoroki immediately writing me off.”

“Uraraka?” Bakugo wondered. “Who the hell’s that?”

Uraraka comically gasped as she held onto her pompoms, but whether she was quivering in anger and indignation or fear was anyone’s guess.

“But dude, you were facing Todoroki,” Kaminari replied. “Of course he was going to just assume he’d beat you.”

“The sports festival was the first time we’d ever seen Todoroki create a glacier in an instant!” Hanta rebutted as on-screen Mei was approaching on-screen Tenya. “Even in the obstacle course all he did was freeze the zero-pointers in place. How was I supposed to know that I was that outclassed?”

“You really should have just expected that, Tape-Arms,” Katsuki snorted. “There’s no way Icy-Hot would’ve ever lost to you.”

“I’m more upset that you forgot who I was!” Ochaco growled. “We were up against each other in the very first battle trial!”

“My fight was with Deku, not you, Pink Cheeks! Why would I have paid attention to the chaff?”

Momo placed a hand on Izuku’s shoulder as she saw him tensing. “Calm down, Mid—Izuku,” she said firmly. “We’re already well aware of his thought processes during that event. There’s no need to get excited over it all over again.”

“All right, settle down,” Aizawa called down from the teachers’ seats. “Getting worked up over the minutiae of what happened during the sports festival is pointless. Just sit back and keep watching.”

“Woohoo!” Hagakure cheered as she leapt up into the air, much higher than any of her classmates, as the girls of Class 1-A began cheering on those doing the recreational games with varying amounts of enthusiasm… or none at all in Jiro’s case as she sat down with her elbows on her knees and her knuckles under her chin, making an adorable pouty face.

Mina snapped a picture of the frame. “This is wallpaper material.”

“Ooh! Send me that!” Toru begged.

“You got it, fam!”

“Delete that picture right now!”

“No way, Jiro! We’re way too cute!”

“Besides, it’s on VOD on our room TVs anyway,” Tsuyu reminded Kyoka, “so Mina’ll be able to take a picture of it again whenever she wants anyway.”

“Hey, anyone up there got a bag they can give me?” Sero asked the crowd, holding up a card with the word ‘Bag’ written on it. Other hands flipped over cards for ‘Cat’ and ‘Textbook’, with Sato and Kaminari rushing off towards the walls of the arena to call up to the crowd as well.

Yagi hummed while putting his hand on his chin. “You know, I do wonder about the scavenger hunt, since it’s asking our students to ask for things from the audience. How were they supposed to get their items back?”

“We had a station set up after the recreational games concluded where anyone who had given an item for the scavenger hunt could collect it,” Kayama answered him. “Though it was interesting that Sato actually was able to get a cat. It was quite surprising that we’d had a hero sneak their housecat into their purse when they came to watch the festival.”

“A hero did?” Yagi asked, shocked that someone would do such a thing. “In their purse?”

“Apparently her cat’s trained to assist her in the field,” Kayama added, “so she never leaves home without him. She works search and rescue, and her cat helps, like a feline version of a St. Bernard.”

“Never thought I’d hear something like that,” Yagi said.

“...come with me,” Kendo told Monoma, the blond just leaning back against the wall, casually dissing Class 1-A at how enthusiastically they threw themselves into the scavenger hunt.

“Okay?”

Kendo held up her card, which read as ‘Perverse Person’.

Laughter abounded as they read that and watched Itsuka carrying Neito in her enlarged hands around the arena.

“Even though we were told to have fun,” Narrator Midoriya voiced over a still image of those playing pushing giant balls around the field, “those of us in the tournament couldn’t relax.” The screen cut to an image of himself and Ojiro in one of the prep rooms, Midoriya’s hands steepled in front of his anxious face as Ojiro presumably went over Shinso’s Quirk with him. “Some tried to come up with a strategy. Some tried to rest their bodies.” Tokoyami, resting in a tree… like a bird. “There were those who prepped for the fight,” Narrator Midoriya continued, showing Iida with an arm full of cans of orange juice as the then-Class Rep chugged one down, “or tried to hype themselves up.”

Bakugo, face against a wall.

There were a few snorts, but nobody really voiced anything to mock Katsuki for his preferred method of getting psyched up for the tournament.

“And others still who just focused on trying to calm their nerves,” Narrator Midoriya continued over a brief shot of Todoroki alone under the trees against a corner of a building, and then Uraraka jumping up and down, cheering on the others, Yaoyorozu giving a very mid performance of shaking her pompoms, and then a slow-motion closeup on Uraraka, showing the anxiety in her eyes as she likely reconciled with the knowledge that her first fight would be against Bakugo.

“We wanted to be ready for anything. And before we knew it, the finals began.”

“Ugh,” Kyoka groaned. “Glad that’s over.”

“Why?” Mina asked. “You didn’t even participate in cheering everyone else on in the side games. We barely got to see you in that cheer outfit.”

“Can’t I just be glad that the reminder of being tricked by Mineta and Kaminari is over?” Kyoka asked. “Sheesh. I never wanna see that thing again.”

A cheering crowd shot reacting to Present Mic’s call, then an aerial view of the ring finishing its construction at the hands of Cementoss, really showing the versatility of his Quirk and how he could even get wet cement to harden basically instantly. “After all the action you’ve already witnessed, it’s time for the real battles to begin! Can ya feel the excitement?” From the field to the entrance corridor, hovering down over the back of Midoriya. “Our competitors are on their own now! Sometimes, heroes have only themselves to rely on!”

As Midoriya tried to calm his nerves with his eyes closed and his fist over his chest, he listened to Present Mic’s words. “Heart. Skill. Strength. Wisdom. Courage. They’ll have to use all of these things to rise to the top!”

“Hey.”

“Oh, did you visit Midoriya before his first match, All Might?” Tetsutetsu asked, seeing their teacher in his shrunken-down form approaching his successor in the corridor.

“I did,” Yagi replied. “It was honestly the first opportunity I’d really gotten to get away and be relatively certain I’d be able to have a one-on-one chat with the boy to congratulate and encourage him.

“And I’m really glad you did, All Might,” Izuku replied. “I think I really needed that pep talk, so thanks again.”

Yagi gave him a thumbs-up, just like his on-screen self had done. “Glad to help, young man!”

“...still worried about using it,” Midoriya told his mentor, anxious about using the power he’d inherited. “I imagine the egg in the microwave, or how it felt to hit that villain. But I’m still not in control. It feels so unpredictable, like I might be ripped apart if I’m not completely focused. Besides, I’m still not ready to fully wield it, I can tell.” The camera zoomed closer, showcasing how nervous Midoriya was as he continued to dump a little on All Might. “Even after so much training, my body is weak. It just can’t handle your power at one hundred percent.”

“Yeah,” All Might agreed. “If we’re talkin’ about how much of One For All you’d be able to use at this point, I’d say my closest guess would be around five percent or so.”

“Was this an estimation based off your own experience with the power, or based on Midoriya’s even stronger version?” Aizawa enquired.

“The power does grow as it’s passed on, yes, but it doesn’t instantly rocket up in strength,” Yagi replied. “One For All grows as its holder does, so in the scant month since he’d received it, Midoriya would still have been working to just get a handle on what I’d passed on to him, much less have managed to cultivate and improve it further.”

Midoriya yelped while biting his tongue and All Might grunted as he chopped Midoriya on both the chin and the top of his head in response to his protégé’s self-pitying at the low percentage he could safely handle. “All I wanna hear you say is that you’ll do your best, dammit,” the Number One hero told him. “There’s no such thing as luck. You’re never gonna become the hero you want if you believe in somethin’ like that.”

“Listen,” All Might continued as the sound and sight of steam appeared with the hero bulking up. “Whenever you’re scared or nervous about a fight.” The camera switched away from Midoriya nursing his bitten tongue to All Might, all buffed up and giving his successor a thumbs-up with a broad smile on his face. “Just try and deal with it by smiling! You’ve made it this far, kid. Even if you’re worried, you must stand tall!” Midoriya’s nervous expression slid away to the inspiring music playing in the background they’d heard several times before now, the young man giving his mentor a slight smile in reply. “Just remember that I’m counting on you, and cheering you on!”

“Ah, I see!” Tenya said, placing his fist in his palm. “By putting a smile on your face in spite of your nerves, you’re tricking your own emotions into believing that everything will work out.”

“Yeah, Iida, All Might pretty much said so in the second episode,” Mei replied as the flames at the corners of the ring burst into life on screen. “Were you not paying attention?”

“Oh here we go,” Eijiro said. “It’s fight time!”

“Yeah, now we get to see what it was that Shinso said to Midoriya to get under his skin,” Denki said. “Plus whatever crazy thing happened to Midoriya to get him to break out of his brainwashing.”

“Whoa, he looks kinda scared in that picture, doesn’t he?” Present Mic said in response to the blink-and-you’ll miss it image of Shinso vs Midoriya while the camera swooped in on Midoriya emerging from his tunnel back into the arena. “It’s Izuku Midoriya from the hero course versus… Hitoshi Shinso from general studies, who really hasn’t done anything to stand out yet.” Flashing back to Present Mic and Eraser Head in the commentators’ booth, the DJ Hero continued. “The rules are simple. Immobilize your opponent or force them outta the ring. You can also win by getting the other person to cry uncle!” Back in the ring, where Midoriya and Shinso had now arrived and were squaring each other up, the light from the flames casting shadows on each of the boys and looking very pronounced as Midoriya gave a determined frown towards Shinso, cracking his knuckles in preparation. “Bring on the injuries, ‘cause we’ve got our very own Recovery Girl waiting on standby! So put your morals aside and don’t be afraid to play dirty!”

“We really should have vetted what Mic was planning to say beforehand,” Kayama sighed. “Recovery Girl can’t heal everything.”

“...ening crap, folks. It’s not allowed! Real heroes use their power to throw villains in jail, not kill them.” Present Mic continued as Cementoss made himself a cement chair near to the ring and sat down in it.

“I’ll stop anyone who tries to get too rough.”

Midoriya sighed in relief that Cementoss was there, when Shinso himself started to speak to him. “So you can just give up, huh?”

At the sound of the general studies student’s voice, the hackles raised on all of the hero course students watching, even Izuku, who’d lived through this encounter and replayed it in his mind on occasion. Despite knowing intimately what Shinso had been talking about, the tone of voice and the way he first spoke when their fight had begun still rubbed him the wrong way.

“In a way, this is a test of how strong your spirit is,” the purple-haired young man declared. He glared down at Midoriya. “If you know what you want your future to hold for you, you can’t worry about what other people think.”

“Ready?” screeched Present Mic while the screen gave the whole crowd a very large close-up of Shinso’s scowling face as he glared at Midoriya.

“That monkey was go…”

“What’d you say‽” Eijiro growled, jumping to his feet and reaching forward at the bars in front of his row.

“Oh no he didn’t!” Toru shouted, seemingly having done the same thing as Eijiro, along with around a third of her class, plus Itsuka and Tetsutetsu. Despite the fact that what Shinso was saying was almost word-for-word the same reasons they had given Ojiro that he should fight on, it pissed them all off to hear it coming fromhis mouth.“Put his stupid face into the dirt, Midoriya!”

“But I just think he’s an idiot for throwing away his chance like that,” Shinso continued throughout Present Mic calling for the match to begin.

There were a few more sharp intakes of breath and jeers mirroring what Toru had just called for. Despite all of them knowing that Izuku would ultimately win, they were now craving for that payoff. Even if they did not fully agree with Ojiro’s reasons for bowing out of the tournament, they still respected him and his decision. Deriding that and calling him an idiot was crossing a line. And as far as Katsuki was concerned, only he gets to call his classmates idiots, not general studies wannabes!

Midoriya gasped at what the boy across from him had called his classmate, and then his face turned into one that his classmates rarely see: a genuinely angry one. Their broccoli-head sunshine boy growled and started to charge Shinso. “Don’t you talk about him that way!”

There was a flash of white as Midoriya charged, and then Shinso smirked.

Scowl intensifying, Mashiro said, “Makes sense that’s how the tool managed to use his Quirk on you.”

“Hey, that woulda worked on practically any of us!” Ochaco came to her boyfriend’s defence.

“I’m not blaming him,” Mashiro replied. “And I’m not angry with Midoriya for falling for it even after I warned him. At the time I’m sure only two of us wouldn’t have said anything even knowing his Quirk.”

“Darn right I wouldn’t have fallen for that insomniac reject’s power,” Katsuki huffed. “Would’ve just exploded him to Hell for even thinking he’d be able to use it on me.”

“That’s assuming I’d have even told you if you were his opponent.”

“Huh‽ Hey, hey, what’s the dealio? This is the first match! It should start out with a bang!” As Present Mic practically panicked and complained, the camera showed Midoriya standing still, rotating around his head from back to front to reveal his eyes completely white and blank; nobody home. “The fight has just begun and Izuku Midoriya is completely frozen?”

The last syllable had barely left Present Mic’s mouth before the outro began.

“Boo!” Rikido heckled the screen. “That’s not a fair cliffhanger!”

“Yeah, I want to see Shinso’s blood for that!” Toru added. “Can we skip it and hurry on to the next one, Kamimoto?”

“Cool your jets, all of you,” Aizawa said before Kamimoto could reply to the invisible girl. “The way you’re all riled up right now, any of you would easily fall victim to a villain who had a Quirk like Shinso’s.”

“But sir!”

“But nothing, Kirishima,” Aizawa answered. “I know how you operate. The way in which Shinso fights is dirty, manipulative. He insults your friends and classmates to get a response out of you so he can place you under his control. It’s not a straightforward ‘honourable’ bout like the ones you favour, because Shinso’s ability means he’s less suited to fighting someone in a ‘fair’ fight. But remember what I told you on day one; a hero’s job is to fight that unfairness. Villains will come after you with the same mindset; they’ll push your buttons and poke and prod and try to force you into making a mistake that gives them the upper hand. That’s what the sports festival is simulating when Mic called for you all to put your morals aside and go for the throat. This isn’t about having fun in a friendly little competition with your classmates, it’s about proving you’ve got what it takes to—ack!”

“Aizawa, will you shut up and stop being so damn serious all the time!” Kayama retorted after having stopped her fellow teacher by smacking him on the back of the head, to the surprise of many of the students, Momo included. “The sports festival is not a deathmatch! It’s not meant to simulate a desperate fight between heroes and villains! You can draw parallels to the events in the festival to hero work but the whole festival is not some event designed to masquerade as training for their careers as heroes considering that it’s for the entire school to compete in, not just the hero course students. If you say that our sports festival is training for hero work then every sports festival and every playground game they’ve ever been in through primary and middle school would also count as hero training! And they’re just first years! Let play just be play for once!”

Kayama ceased her rant, with Nezu simply drinking his tea before chiming in with, “Play is, of course, practice for all kinds of skills, Kayama. It is one of the reasons there is the possibility of transferring a student who performs exceedingly well in the festival into the hero program so long as they put on a good display of the skills required. Young animals will often play at the skills they’ll require when adults, such as fighting and hunting, long before they learn proper instruction in those skills from their parents. In the same way, the sports festival allows us to observe the students’ usage of their Quirks and their level of skill development in all sorts of activities to provide the information we need to further guide and nurture them. In this way, Aizawa’s critique is valid. You mustn’t let your emotions get the better of you when fighting an opponent who is deliberately taunting you, especially if rising to their taunt is to their advantage.”

The outro ended just as Nezu finished speaking, with the fanfare of the episode preview blaring through the speakers. “The finals are starting, Midoriya,” Narrator Ojiro said as he and Narrator Midoriya began speaking over clips from what would become Midoriya and Shinso’s battle and their class’ expressions as they observed the fight.

“So, what’d you wanna tell me, Ojiro?”

“It’s important you know about Shinso from Class 1-B. He’s your opponent in the first round, and his Quirk could be a problem.”

“Hey, Shinso’s not in our class!” Tetsutetsu shouted. “Miss Kamimoto, what the hell?”

She held up her hands. “Hey, I’m not the one who said it! Ojiro said it!”

“I didn’t say that!” Mashiro refuted before pointing up at the screen. “Weird not-me who’s narrating this said it! I don’t even know which of the three general studies classes he’s in.”

“Next time: ‘Victory or Defeat’!” Narrator Midoriya said.

“Get ready for a quick match that has the whole stadium feeling bad for the loser,” Narrator Ojiro added.

“Go Beyond!”

“PLUS ULTRA!” cheered the students in time with Narrator Midoriya and Narrator Ojiro.

“Aw man,” Mina complained. “Even Ojiro’s gotten to do a preview before me! Kamimoto! When’s it my turn? I really wanna do one!”

“I can’t remember,” Kamimoto answered her as the five minute timer came on before the next episode. “So just hold your horses. I’m sure you get to do one… eventually.”

“And way to go, Ojiro,” Hanta teased the Tail-Quirked martial artist, “reminding me of my impending freezing right at the end there.”

“Again, I apologize for that,” Shoto said softly.

As Shoto and Hanta got into an ‘I’m sorry’ ‘It’s okay’ back and forth, Izuku’s mind went back to the battle with Shinso, and how it had sparked what was one of the freakiest moments he’d ever had with his Quirk before the sudden explosion of Blackwhip when he and Ochaco had been having that stupid fight at the end of their first day over being together or not.

It was the first time he’d encountered the Vestiges.

Biting the bottom of his lip and mulling it over for about two seconds, he turned and quickly looked at each of the girls beside him. Ochaco already knew, but Momo didn’t. Besides her, none of his classmates knew about them yet either. This was probably going to be a topic that’d come up for discussion at lunch. But still…

How are they going to react to this?

“Hey, uh…” Izuku began, attracting his girlfriends’ attention. “Would you mind if I got up for a second? I want to ask All Might something really quickly.”

“Not at all,” Momo replied. “Go right ahead, Midoriya.”

“Yeah, Izuku,” Ochaco added. “He’s your mentor. Don’t feel like you need our permission if you wanna go talk to him.”

Smiling at them, Izuku nodded. “Right. Thanks. I’ll be back before the next episode starts.”

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